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What to do if you meet an Alien!
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http://www.laboiteverte.fr/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/first-contact-alien.png | 2010-07-06 18:15:00 Author: Weretigr Posts: 2105 |
I'd say something like: "Invasion? Total Annihilation? Sure, our Capital is that way. Give 'em my regards" | 2010-07-07 01:38:00 Author: DeKay1980 Posts: 183 |
I'd probably faint, then when I wake up, if they're still there, I faint again...if not, I run away | 2010-07-07 03:57:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar Posts: 978 |
I'd ask them if they could give me any superpowers with their alien!technology, or just ask if I could have some of that technology. | 2010-07-07 04:26:00 Author: Dapiek Absaroka Posts: 512 |
Sorry but I read in Chat that someone already made contact. A farmer was just sitting eating some breakfast when the craft landed in the backyard, simply the human just knew the aliens wanted some milk. So he gave them some, and got some badly cooked pancakes in return. Is he important? No! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/Almwitch05/aliens.jpg | 2010-07-07 04:36:00 Author: OneEyedBanshee Posts: 1370 |
i would say ' you want to phone home?' | 2010-07-07 10:09:00 Author: howMUCHforBOUNTY Posts: 623 |
Or maybe we would share some food and drinks together..? | 2010-07-07 14:30:00 Author: DeKay1980 Posts: 183 |
I'd probably faint, then when I wake up, if they're still there, I faint again...if not, I run away This was essentially going to be my answer, pretty much word for word. LOL. | 2010-07-07 17:03:00 Author: xkappax Posts: 2569 |
I'd ask him a impossible question to blow his head off! wait, that's robots right...? In that case I'd probably screech like a little girl and run away. that or punching him in the snout to achieve superiority. | 2010-07-07 17:32:00 Author: kiwin Posts: 218 |
Well, after reading the list, I will try to follow that. I am good at drawing (at least so-so) so I am going for that they will be able to see colours (at least black and white). Whatever their presence will be like I will not try to make any physical contact unless prompted to do so. Though I think I will do that silly handsymbol and say "I come in peace" My first words when I get back, and if there are people there, I think the first I will say is "Thank you, and I hope to see you sometime again!" Always on the bright note | 2010-07-07 19:55:00 Author: moonwire Posts: 1627 |
i let hm see a vid of how friendly race we are sarcasme | 2010-07-07 22:01:00 Author: Unknown User |
I'd be like "Where's my camera?! This is totally going on facebook!!" (If I had a facebook) I would also ask them a lot of questions, like the obvious ones "where are you from?" "why are you here?" "Do you plan to stay?" So an interview you could say, if the alien didn't knock me out with some telepathic powers that is | 2010-07-08 12:07:00 Author: Ainsl3y_xo Posts: 478 |
i let hm see a vid of how friendly race we are sarcasme You could tell them our leaders are in fact you and your army of lolcats, and it's actually the government who are just pretending >.< | 2010-07-08 16:17:00 Author: Weretigr Posts: 2105 |
become a lone wanderer and take over their mother ship and end up having to destroy another mother ship with their mothership with the help of a little girl, an anchorage soldier, a thier, a cowboy, and a samurai that i have no idea wtf he's talking about | 2010-07-08 16:42:00 Author: Shadowcrazy Posts: 3365 |
become a lone wanderer and take over their mother ship and end up having to destroy another mother ship with their mothership with the help of a little girl, an anchorage soldier, a thier, a cowboy, and a samurai that i have no idea wtf he's talking about No, you kill the samurai and take his armour... If you don't, it will be lost forever. Don't you read walkthroughs? The funny thing is, I've actually tried to memorise this just in case it happens. :L | 2010-07-08 18:06:00 Author: resistance1 Posts: 812 |
that armor is mostly for show...i left the samurai to live with his honor and his armor.... oh and here's another one that makes me scared and tear up a bit whenever i hear it: "Marcusson! Marcusson, you were right! People are alike.... people are alike everywhere!" | 2010-07-09 00:10:00 Author: Shadowcrazy Posts: 3365 |
Me: So um, what do you want to do? Alien: I want to destroy your Earth! Me: Oh trust me. With our economy, we're practically destroying ourselves. | 2010-07-09 00:14:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551 |
i would show him a playstation3 and play littlebigplanet with him/her!!!! | 2010-07-09 16:03:00 Author: lightningbug1 Posts: 515 |
I would say no foreigners or is that racist as their green? | 2010-07-09 23:09:00 Author: Barnsy_AKA_ash Posts: 293 |
I would ask if it wants to go for some coffee. :SH: | 2010-07-09 23:14:00 Author: ThePineapplizer Posts: 769 |
I would say no foreigners or is that racist as their green? They're not green... They're COLOURED. | 2010-07-09 23:15:00 Author: resistance1 Posts: 812 |
Ahh yes. Their definately coloured. They were probably attracted to Earth by its 'coloured' blue and greenyness | 2010-07-09 23:18:00 Author: Barnsy_AKA_ash Posts: 293 |
They're not green... They're COLOURED. What if they are not physical beings and yes some kind of energy? Or if they reflect only infrared or ultraviolet waves? | 2010-07-09 23:28:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891 |
Yeah they could be plasma shaped things! Ahhhh! Oh is that thing about free PS stuff actually true? It probably isn't though. ^^^ | 2010-07-09 23:42:00 Author: Barnsy_AKA_ash Posts: 293 |
Yeah they could be plasma shaped things! Ahhhh! Oh is that thing about free PS stuff actually true? It probably isn't though. ^^^ No... It's just a sign joke... Read all of my sign. | 2010-07-10 00:10:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891 |
Ahh I get it now. | 2010-07-10 00:13:00 Author: Barnsy_AKA_ash Posts: 293 |
Ahh yes. Their definately coloured. They were probably attracted to Earth by its 'coloured' blue and greenyness Because after all, we are not so different, so kids... Why discriminate? Love everyone, alien and human, equally. | 2010-07-10 11:55:00 Author: resistance1 Posts: 812 |
Because after all, we are not so different, so kids... Why discriminate? Love everyone, alien and human, equally. Amen that, man. | 2010-07-10 11:57:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891 |
Yeah love every alien! Espically ET!! But wait Stephanie_Ravens is an alien! :O | 2010-07-10 12:21:00 Author: Barnsy_AKA_ash Posts: 293 |
Yeah love every alien! Espically ET!! But wait Stephanie_Ravens is an alien! :O Don't feed the trolls. | 2010-07-10 12:42:00 Author: resistance1 Posts: 812 |
Don't feed the trolls. some people just never learn my friend.... facepalm.jpg | 2010-07-11 01:02:00 Author: Shadowcrazy Posts: 3365 |
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