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What to do if you meet an Alien!

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http://www.laboiteverte.fr/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/first-contact-alien.png2010-07-06 18:15:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105


I'd say something like:
"Invasion? Total Annihilation? Sure, our Capital is that way.
Give 'em my regards"
2010-07-07 01:38:00

Author:
DeKay1980
Posts: 183


I'd probably faint, then when I wake up, if they're still there, I faint again...if not, I run away2010-07-07 03:57:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978


I'd ask them if they could give me any superpowers with their alien!technology, or just ask if I could have some of that technology.2010-07-07 04:26:00

Author:
Dapiek Absaroka
Posts: 512


Sorry but I read in Chat that someone already made contact. A farmer was just sitting eating some breakfast when the craft landed in the backyard, simply the human just knew the aliens wanted some milk. So he gave them some, and got some badly cooked pancakes in return.

Is he important? No!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/Almwitch05/aliens.jpg
2010-07-07 04:36:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370


i would say ' you want to phone home?'2010-07-07 10:09:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623


Or maybe we would share some food and drinks together..?2010-07-07 14:30:00

Author:
DeKay1980
Posts: 183


I'd probably faint, then when I wake up, if they're still there, I faint again...if not, I run away

This was essentially going to be my answer, pretty much word for word. LOL.
2010-07-07 17:03:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


I'd ask him a impossible question to blow his head off! wait, that's robots right...?
In that case I'd probably screech like a little girl and run away. that or punching him in the snout to achieve superiority.
2010-07-07 17:32:00

Author:
kiwin
Posts: 218


Well, after reading the list, I will try to follow that. I am good at drawing (at least so-so) so I am going for that they will be able to see colours (at least black and white).
Whatever their presence will be like I will not try to make any physical contact unless prompted to do so. Though I think I will do that silly handsymbol and say "I come in peace"

My first words when I get back, and if there are people there, I think the first I will say is "Thank you, and I hope to see you sometime again!" Always on the bright note
2010-07-07 19:55:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627


i let hm see a vid of how friendly race we are
sarcasme
2010-07-07 22:01:00

Author:
Unknown User


I'd be like "Where's my camera?! This is totally going on facebook!!" (If I had a facebook)

I would also ask them a lot of questions, like the obvious ones "where are you from?" "why are you here?" "Do you plan to stay?" So an interview you could say, if the alien didn't knock me out with some telepathic powers that is
2010-07-08 12:07:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478


i let hm see a vid of how friendly race we are
sarcasme

You could tell them our leaders are in fact you and your army of lolcats, and it's actually the government who are just pretending >.<
2010-07-08 16:17:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105


become a lone wanderer and take over their mother ship and end up having to destroy another mother ship with their mothership with the help of a little girl, an anchorage soldier, a thier, a cowboy, and a samurai that i have no idea wtf he's talking about2010-07-08 16:42:00

Author:
Shadowcrazy
Posts: 3365


become a lone wanderer and take over their mother ship and end up having to destroy another mother ship with their mothership with the help of a little girl, an anchorage soldier, a thier, a cowboy, and a samurai that i have no idea wtf he's talking about

No, you kill the samurai and take his armour... If you don't, it will be lost forever. Don't you read walkthroughs?

The funny thing is, I've actually tried to memorise this just in case it happens. :L
2010-07-08 18:06:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812


that armor is mostly for show...i left the samurai to live with his honor and his armor....


oh and here's another one that makes me scared and tear up a bit whenever i hear it:

"Marcusson! Marcusson, you were right! People are alike.... people are alike everywhere!"
2010-07-09 00:10:00

Author:
Shadowcrazy
Posts: 3365


Me: So um, what do you want to do?

Alien: I want to destroy your Earth!

Me: Oh trust me. With our economy, we're practically destroying ourselves.
2010-07-09 00:14:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


i would show him a playstation3 and play littlebigplanet with him/her!!!!2010-07-09 16:03:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515


I would say no foreigners or is that racist as their green? 2010-07-09 23:09:00

Author:
Barnsy_AKA_ash
Posts: 293


I would ask if it wants to go for some coffee.

:SH:
2010-07-09 23:14:00

Author:
ThePineapplizer
Posts: 769


I would say no foreigners or is that racist as their green?

They're not green... They're COLOURED.
2010-07-09 23:15:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812


Ahh yes. Their definately coloured. They were probably attracted to Earth by its 'coloured' blue and greenyness 2010-07-09 23:18:00

Author:
Barnsy_AKA_ash
Posts: 293


They're not green... They're COLOURED.

What if they are not physical beings and yes some kind of energy?

Or if they reflect only infrared or ultraviolet waves?
2010-07-09 23:28:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


Yeah they could be plasma shaped things! Ahhhh! Oh is that thing about free PS stuff actually true? It probably isn't though. ^^^2010-07-09 23:42:00

Author:
Barnsy_AKA_ash
Posts: 293


Yeah they could be plasma shaped things! Ahhhh! Oh is that thing about free PS stuff actually true? It probably isn't though. ^^^

No... It's just a sign joke... Read all of my sign.
2010-07-10 00:10:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


Ahh I get it now. 2010-07-10 00:13:00

Author:
Barnsy_AKA_ash
Posts: 293


Ahh yes. Their definately coloured. They were probably attracted to Earth by its 'coloured' blue and greenyness

Because after all, we are not so different, so kids... Why discriminate? Love everyone, alien and human, equally.
2010-07-10 11:55:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812


Because after all, we are not so different, so kids... Why discriminate? Love everyone, alien and human, equally.

Amen that, man.
2010-07-10 11:57:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


Yeah love every alien! Espically ET!!

But wait Stephanie_Ravens is an alien! :O
2010-07-10 12:21:00

Author:
Barnsy_AKA_ash
Posts: 293


Yeah love every alien! Espically ET!!

But wait Stephanie_Ravens is an alien! :O

Don't feed the trolls.
2010-07-10 12:42:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812


Don't feed the trolls.

some people just never learn my friend....

facepalm.jpg
2010-07-11 01:02:00

Author:
Shadowcrazy
Posts: 3365


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