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What Would Be Your First Words On Mars?
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Lol, bit of a random question, I know, but I thought it was a fun idea! So, if you were the first person to land on martian turf, what would your iconic first words be? If i was being serious, I would probably say "This is the furthest a man has ever been, but not the furthest we can go." If i was being silly, i would say "Where's the bar?" | 2010-07-01 13:03:00 Author: Mr_T-Shirt ![]() Posts: 1477 |
i would say 'dam i have no signal' EDIT: *shouts* PARTY BOY dunkst dunkst dunkst dunkst dun dun dun dun dunkst dunkst dunkst | 2010-07-01 13:12:00 Author: howMUCHforBOUNTY ![]() Posts: 623 |
I'd say; "'Kay, I'm here. Now, how 'bout lettin' me back?" | 2010-07-01 13:19:00 Author: FlameAtNight ![]() Posts: 405 |
I don't know what I would say, I'll find out when we get there![]() | 2010-07-01 14:42:00 Author: ExplosiveCheddar ![]() Posts: 978 |
"Why am I on mars? I was just trying to go to the supermarket!" | 2010-07-01 14:55:00 Author: xkappax ![]() Posts: 2569 |
"Can you hear me now? Good!"![]() | 2010-07-01 14:57:00 Author: Gilgamesh ![]() Posts: 2536 |
is this it, after months of travelling, theres nothing here not even a starbucks | 2010-07-01 14:59:00 Author: monkeymagic ![]() Posts: 71 |
''I did it for the lolz'' | 2010-07-01 15:04:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Thank me? No, thank YOU for letting me nuke your planet! ![]() | 2010-07-01 15:07:00 Author: TheOfficialVen ![]() Posts: 155 |
Yay I've made history! *Get's crushed by a meteor* | 2010-07-01 16:15:00 Author: KQuinn94Z ![]() Posts: 1758 |
"I shoulda made a left turn at Albuquerque" What's up doc | 2010-07-01 16:17:00 Author: ARD ![]() Posts: 4291 |
"I'm here! where are the women?" | 2010-07-01 16:23:00 Author: Pattington_Bear ![]() Posts: 777 |
"Awww maaan, I left my Playstation at home" "QUICK where's my camera?" "Autobots, roll come on out!" "Stupid Satnav. This isn't Vegas!" I would have to pick one of those!! i would say 'dam i have no signal' You're holding it wrong! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYmVpoccPnc) | 2010-07-01 16:26:00 Author: Weretigr ![]() Posts: 2105 |
"mars? not what i expected from the brochure." "OMG!!!! There's a fly in my drink." | 2010-07-01 16:29:00 Author: Pattington_Bear ![]() Posts: 777 |
Omg no waterzzz!1111!!!!!!11!1!!! | 2010-07-01 16:45:00 Author: Jovuto ![]() Posts: 2345 |
Those alien %#@%!%!@ are gonna pay for shooting up my ride... | 2010-07-01 16:54:00 Author: Foofles ![]() Posts: 2278 |
"Mars is amazing!" (ala robot chicken calvin & hobbes parody) | 2010-07-01 16:56:00 Author: midnight_heist ![]() Posts: 2513 |
"mars is amazing!" (ala robot chicken calvin & hobbes parody) BLOOD IS EVERYWHEEEERE THE VICIOUS TIGER SHOWS NO MERCY (filler) | 2010-07-01 17:45:00 Author: Arkei ![]() Posts: 1432 |
so i herd marz liek mudkipz | 2010-07-01 17:50:00 Author: bonner123 ![]() Posts: 1487 |
"Our gateway has no power. We must build a pylon near it so that our forces can be brought to this place." Hmmm, it's kind of hard to find an appropriate internet meme. "This is Mars!" "Mars? ... THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!" | 2010-07-01 17:53:00 Author: Gilgamesh ![]() Posts: 2536 |
"This would be an AWESOME idea for a LBP level ![]() | 2010-07-01 17:53:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Alright, I just read Eoin Colfer's 6th installment of the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy (used about 2 days, that's record for that kind of book I think), so this is inspired by the book: Man, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy was right, it really looks like as if the vogons emptied their dropping over here and left!.. And smells like it as well... Some other thought out words: This had been so epic if I had not been naked right now. Alright, we got here, now where's the bathroom? | 2010-07-01 20:39:00 Author: moonwire ![]() Posts: 1627 |
I yell 'MARCO!' and hear in distance 'Polo' | 2010-07-01 21:58:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
*eats dirt* No, not candy. Not candy at all. | 2010-07-01 22:25:00 Author: Testudini ![]() Posts: 3262 |
"Piers Anthony lied to me. Where's that three-boobed chick?!" | 2010-07-01 23:22:00 Author: Malahk Angel ![]() Posts: 59 |
''That Pwn Earth! ![]() | 2010-07-01 23:36:00 Author: phil_003 ![]() Posts: 609 |
"Take that Neil Armstrong!" or "Beat that Russia!" | 2010-07-02 00:16:00 Author: Silver39 ![]() Posts: 1703 |
My GOD... It's full of STARS... | 2010-07-02 00:32:00 Author: RockSauron ![]() Posts: 10882 |
"Crap! I thought this was LittleBigPlanet 2!" | 2010-07-02 00:36:00 Author: CyberSora ![]() Posts: 5551 |
Hmmmmmm......... did I leave the oven on? ![]() | 2010-07-02 00:48:00 Author: X-FROGBOY-X ![]() Posts: 1800 |
Aw man i forgot my spacesu- *splat* | 2010-07-02 01:17:00 Author: Silverleon ![]() Posts: 6707 |
I'd take out my video camera and say "Hi mom! " | 2010-07-02 01:21:00 Author: GreatWhite000 ![]() Posts: 673 |
One word, and one word only REAGER | 2010-07-02 01:26:00 Author: Snrm ![]() Posts: 6419 |
"So... Mars. I'm here... On Mars... Yeah... *Kicks rock* ...This is boring." | 2010-07-02 01:28:00 Author: Starchy ![]() Posts: 353 |
"It's fake." | 2010-07-02 01:38:00 Author: SR20DETDOG ![]() Posts: 2431 |
*eats dirt* No, its not mars. It Tasts more like Snicker. ***Fixe******* | 2010-07-02 13:16:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
''OMG! can i meet Crypto!?'' (Crypto from the game ''Destroy All Humans'' look it up ![]() | 2010-07-02 13:24:00 Author: Jonaolst ![]() Posts: 935 |
"Heeeeey!!! I made it!" ( that one was for Javi ) | 2010-07-02 13:24:00 Author: jwwphotos ![]() Posts: 11383 |
*See's Jww arrive* *Waves* "Welcome! Glad ya made it! Have fun!" Lol ![]() | 2010-07-02 14:05:00 Author: Fenderjt ![]() Posts: 1969 |
'Now to publish some levels in the craters, the moon is full' later... 'Where are the craters?' | 2010-07-02 15:09:00 Author: Jedi_1993 ![]() Posts: 1518 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() :eek: ...how do I get back? | 2010-07-02 15:10:00 Author: iGotFancyPants ![]() Posts: 1355 |
If I was being serious I'd say something inspirational I thought up on the 3 month journey there if I wasn't i'd say something like this; hey what's that ominous shape moving swiftly in my direct.., Oh GOD!! OH GOD NO!! *Screams* Help... Black cla... *unplug microphone* If it was filmed I'd walk towards the camera saying "One small step for humans (Equality ftw) one giant leap for.. *I'd trip over* | 2010-07-02 15:22:00 Author: Kern ![]() Posts: 5078 |
"OK, where's the candy? MAN, my bro tricked me AGAIN..." | 2010-07-02 16:08:00 Author: Mugsig ![]() Posts: 85 |
'Houston, i can see your house from here!' | 2010-07-02 17:53:00 Author: AgentBanana ![]() Posts: 511 |
*eats dirt* No, its not mars. It Tasts more like Snicker. | 2010-07-02 21:24:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Um, so now what do we do - oooh look, rust! | 2010-07-02 21:45:00 Author: kirbyman62 ![]() Posts: 1893 |
*Lands on Mars* "So, this is Mars." *Kicks a rock.* "God this is boring. Who the !*%$ thought this would be fun at all?" | 2010-07-02 21:45:00 Author: CyberSora ![]() Posts: 5551 |
"God this is boring. Who the !*%$ thought this would be fun at all?" I did. Until I got there. "So... Mars. I'm here... On Mars... Yeah... *Kicks rock* ...This is boring." | 2010-07-02 21:56:00 Author: Starchy ![]() Posts: 353 |
I wouldn't say anything for a minute, everyone would be like wtf, then I would start to sing this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM). And after that I would probably say "well... that was awkward" | 2010-07-02 21:59:00 Author: napero7 ![]() Posts: 1653 |
id question my existance... "If im the first person on Mars... then who's filming me?!?!" *Looks at Camera ominously* | 2010-07-02 22:37:00 Author: Kern ![]() Posts: 5078 |
This is the farthest man has gotten, but... by far, not the farthest... that man shall ever get farther than this... *faints* | 2010-07-03 07:18:00 Author: Voodeedoo ![]() Posts: 724 |
One small step for man, one giant leap for Mudkipz! *plants flag with Mudkip pic on Mars* | 2010-07-03 07:27:00 Author: JspOt ![]() Posts: 3607 |
"Now what?" | 2010-07-03 07:28:00 Author: ktmbillyjr ![]() Posts: 177 |
"So... Mars. I'm here... On Mars... Yeah... *Kicks rock* ...This is borBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!" *Planet explodes!* Hi Starcy | 2010-07-03 22:53:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
So mars... This is boring *punches Hybrid Leader* this just got fun or it's getting a little crowded around here | 2010-07-04 00:45:00 Author: Kern ![]() Posts: 5078 |
So mars... This is boring *punches Hybrid Leader* this just got fun or it's getting a little crowded around here *gets behind kernel* and breaks his neck with a Neck snap ![]() ![]() so we saved a planed again ![]() | 2010-07-04 01:03:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
"One small step for man, one- ooo a pebble!" *singing* "Is there life on MAAAARRRRSS!" "This is a terrible holiday!" | 2010-07-04 04:23:00 Author: tomodon246 ![]() Posts: 624 |
"I knew I should have gone to the bathroom before I left" | 2010-07-04 05:03:00 Author: standby250 ![]() Posts: 1113 |
"Oh. . my. . god. . . . There isn't even a Golden Arches here! :'(" | 2010-07-04 05:34:00 Author: SupaSack34 ![]() Posts: 180 |
((I'll sing the only song that is worthy of Mars's beauty. That and it'll be Mars's first song/anthem. So you better sing this when the flag goes up. ![]() "Never gonna give you up!" ![]() | 2010-07-04 14:26:00 Author: CyberSora ![]() Posts: 5551 |
Why oh why did they kill off Sayid?? :-( | 2010-07-04 14:39:00 Author: pantspantspants ![]() Posts: 189 |
''one small step for man one giant leap for mankind'' Oops i stepped on a Alien bug | 2010-07-04 16:45:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
"Oooh look! A Starbucks!" | 2010-07-04 16:46:00 Author: standby250 ![]() Posts: 1113 |
''can i haz cheeseburger now?'' | 2010-07-04 16:49:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
''can i haz cheeseburger now?'' Funny...I would have thought your first words would have been "Meow" ![]() | 2010-07-04 17:03:00 Author: TheCountessZ ![]() Posts: 537 |
"Well, all I see is red dirt" | 2010-07-04 17:12:00 Author: Phosphorus15 ![]() Posts: 463 |
"Hay guys, who made that giant sneezing noise?" "I dunno." - The big giant face on mars. | 2010-07-04 17:38:00 Author: AbstractFlesh ![]() Posts: 837 |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilk08Yt4huo | 2010-07-04 21:58:00 Author: Pattington_Bear ![]() Posts: 777 |
"Where are all my alien friends I've been keeping contact with?!" lol ![]() | 2010-07-05 11:36:00 Author: Ainsl3y_xo ![]() Posts: 478 |
I'm gonna kick uranus, Martian scum!!! :kz: | 2010-07-05 15:51:00 Author: Ungreth ![]() Posts: 2130 |
" I gotta pee... " | 2010-07-05 19:53:00 Author: DeKay1980 ![]() Posts: 183 |
"Heeeeey!!! I made it!" ( that one was for Javi ) hahhahaha! wouldn't it be: Heyyy glad I made it!! I'm gonna have fun! | 2010-07-05 20:09:00 Author: javi haguse ![]() Posts: 744 |
Getting oddly crowded for a Planet noones been too :/ | 2010-07-05 21:12:00 Author: Kern ![]() Posts: 5078 |
I'm scared mommy... I wanna go home... :/ | 2010-07-05 21:14:00 Author: piggabling ![]() Posts: 2979 |
hahhahaha! wouldn't it be: Heyyy glad I made it!! I'm gonna have fun! Nahhh... Might be more like "What a crappy landing!! So what's for launch?" | 2010-07-05 21:27:00 Author: jwwphotos ![]() Posts: 11383 |
"i want to see that grey dwarf that is in charge of the probes! Nao!" | 2010-07-05 21:30:00 Author: OmegaSlayer ![]() Posts: 5112 |
*Dies* Unfortunatley Mars is not suitable for any landings at this moment in time! | 2010-07-06 14:57:00 Author: Fenderjt ![]() Posts: 1969 |
"Okay guys!" *claps in Hands" "Here comes the Swimming Pool. The Jacuzzi will be over there! Let's see...the Main Entrance will be there, so i want the Place for BBQ...over there! Hey you! Be careful with my Cooking Equipment!" *yelling all over the place* | 2010-07-06 20:34:00 Author: DeKay1980 ![]() Posts: 183 |
"This is boring. Grab a few rocks, let's go home." | 2010-07-06 21:30:00 Author: Gavin ![]() Posts: 338 |
"All your bases are now belong to us!" Or alternatively: "One small step for-" *Sees a starbucks* "Oh come on!!!" | 2010-07-08 09:08:00 Author: The Gentleman ![]() Posts: 360 |
Shout 'SNICKERS!' | 2010-07-08 11:47:00 Author: Mr_T-Shirt ![]() Posts: 1477 |
"hey i think i can see my dog flying! no wait! maxy come back" then i jump off of mars and start floating | 2010-07-09 16:06:00 Author: lightningbug1 ![]() Posts: 515 |
I'm so sorry... "We're not in Kansas any more..." | 2010-07-09 21:49:00 Author: trip090 ![]() Posts: 1562 |
- This is it. We're finally on THE Mars (can you beliece someone wrote "THE MARS" in LBP?) - (Takes helmet off, asks to be beamed down, and explodes on the planet due to lack of O? in a Spore reference) | 2010-07-09 22:17:00 Author: gdn001 ![]() Posts: 5891 |
Hey, this ain't mars, that Hobo lied to me ![]() not the EDF i'd thought it would be more like the energy company. | 2010-07-09 22:21:00 Author: Pattington_Bear ![]() Posts: 777 |
"Huh...this isn't Pizza Hut." | 2010-07-09 22:39:00 Author: trip090 ![]() Posts: 1562 |
I'm thirsty. | 2010-07-09 22:42:00 Author: eagerneph ![]() Posts: 1536 |
My first words would be, 'Sorry green dudes, I don't speak alien' after the alien points his blaster at me ![]() | 2010-07-09 23:04:00 Author: Barnsy_AKA_ash ![]() Posts: 293 |
Ok i shout ''HEY YOU BEHIND THE ROCK'' Ask Him ''Where can i Find the closest toiled i need to weewee'' | 2010-07-10 00:41:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Me: Hey! Wich language do you speak? (Alien points laser gun at me) Me: Well, I think this is very universal... EDIT: I think I made a wrong turn somewhere... (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=29896-What-to-do-if-you-meet-an-Alien!) | 2010-07-10 00:52:00 Author: gdn001 ![]() Posts: 5891 |
Then bang, bang out of no where Bin Laden shows up!! Me: So this is where you have been hiding? Bin: Yeah, caves got boring! | 2010-07-10 00:58:00 Author: Barnsy_AKA_ash ![]() Posts: 293 |
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