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What Would Be Your First Words On Mars?

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Lol, bit of a random question, I know, but I thought it was a fun idea!

So, if you were the first person to land on martian turf, what would your iconic first words be?

If i was being serious, I would probably say "This is the furthest a man has ever been, but not the furthest we can go."

If i was being silly, i would say "Where's the bar?"		2010-07-01 13:03:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477

i would say 'dam i have no signal'


EDIT: *shouts* PARTY BOY dunkst dunkst dunkst dunkst dun dun dun dun dunkst dunkst dunkst		2010-07-01 13:12:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623

I'd say;

"'Kay, I'm here. Now, how 'bout lettin' me back?"		2010-07-01 13:19:00

Author:
FlameAtNight
Posts: 405

I don't know what I would say, I'll find out when we get there2010-07-01 14:42:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978

"Why am I on mars? I was just trying to go to the supermarket!"2010-07-01 14:55:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569

"Can you hear me now? Good!"

2010-07-01 14:57:00

Author:
Gilgamesh
Posts: 2536

is this it, after months of travelling, theres nothing here not even a starbucks2010-07-01 14:59:00

Author:
monkeymagic
Posts: 71

''I did it for the lolz''2010-07-01 15:04:00

Author:
Unknown User

Thank me? No, thank YOU for letting me nuke your planet! 2010-07-01 15:07:00

Author:
TheOfficialVen
Posts: 155

Yay I've made history! *Get's crushed by a meteor*2010-07-01 16:15:00

Author:
KQuinn94Z
Posts: 1758

"I shoulda made a left turn at Albuquerque"

What's up doc		2010-07-01 16:17:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

"I'm here! where are the women?"2010-07-01 16:23:00

Author:
Pattington_Bear
Posts: 777

"Awww maaan, I left my Playstation at home"

"QUICK where's my camera?"

"Autobots, roll come on out!"

"Stupid Satnav. This isn't Vegas!"

I would have to pick one of those!!


i would say 'dam i have no signal'

You're holding it wrong! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYmVpoccPnc)		2010-07-01 16:26:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105

"mars? not what i expected from the brochure."

"OMG!!!! There's a fly in my drink."		2010-07-01 16:29:00

Author:
Pattington_Bear
Posts: 777

Omg no waterzzz!1111!!!!!!11!1!!!2010-07-01 16:45:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Those alien %#@%!%!@ are gonna pay for shooting up my ride...2010-07-01 16:54:00

Author:
Foofles
Posts: 2278

"Mars is amazing!"
(ala robot chicken calvin & hobbes parody)		2010-07-01 16:56:00

Author:
midnight_heist
Posts: 2513

"mars is amazing!"
(ala robot chicken calvin & hobbes parody)
BLOOD IS EVERYWHEEEERE
THE VICIOUS TIGER SHOWS NO MERCY

(filler)		2010-07-01 17:45:00

Author:
Arkei
Posts: 1432

so i herd marz liek mudkipz2010-07-01 17:50:00

Author:
bonner123
Posts: 1487

"Our gateway has no power. We must build a pylon near it so that our forces can be brought to this place."

Hmmm, it's kind of hard to find an appropriate internet meme.

"This is Mars!"
"Mars? ... THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!"		2010-07-01 17:53:00

Author:
Gilgamesh
Posts: 2536

"This would be an AWESOME idea for a LBP level '2010-07-01 17:53:00

Author:
Unknown User

Alright, I just read Eoin Colfer's 6th installment of the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy (used about 2 days, that's record for that kind of book I think), so this is inspired by the book:

Man, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy was right, it really looks like as if the vogons emptied their dropping over here and left!.. And smells like it as well...


Some other thought out words:

This had been so epic if I had not been naked right now.

Alright, we got here, now where's the bathroom?		2010-07-01 20:39:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627

I yell 'MARCO!'
and hear in distance 'Polo'		2010-07-01 21:58:00

Author:
Unknown User

*eats dirt*
No, not candy. Not candy at all.		2010-07-01 22:25:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

"Piers Anthony lied to me. Where's that three-boobed chick?!"2010-07-01 23:22:00

Author:
Malahk Angel
Posts: 59

''That Pwn Earth! ''2010-07-01 23:36:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

"Take that Neil Armstrong!"

or

"Beat that Russia!"		2010-07-02 00:16:00

Author:
Silver39
Posts: 1703

My GOD...

It's full of STARS...		2010-07-02 00:32:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

"Crap! I thought this was LittleBigPlanet 2!"2010-07-02 00:36:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Hmmmmmm......... did I leave the oven on? 2010-07-02 00:48:00

Author:
X-FROGBOY-X
Posts: 1800

Aw man i forgot my spacesu-
*splat*		2010-07-02 01:17:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707

I'd take out my video camera and say "Hi mom! "2010-07-02 01:21:00

Author:
GreatWhite000
Posts: 673

One word, and one word only

REAGER		2010-07-02 01:26:00

Author:
Snrm
Posts: 6419

"So... Mars.
I'm here... On Mars...
Yeah...
*Kicks rock*
...This is boring."		2010-07-02 01:28:00

Author:
Starchy
Posts: 353

"It's fake."2010-07-02 01:38:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

*eats dirt*
No, its not mars. It Tasts more like Snicker.

***Fixe*******		2010-07-02 13:16:00

Author:
Unknown User

''OMG! can i meet Crypto!?''

(Crypto from the game ''Destroy All Humans'' look it up ) lolz		2010-07-02 13:24:00

Author:
Jonaolst
Posts: 935

"Heeeeey!!! I made it!"

( that one was for Javi )		2010-07-02 13:24:00

Author:
jwwphotos
Posts: 11383

*See's Jww arrive*

*Waves*

"Welcome! Glad ya made it! Have fun!"


Lol 		2010-07-02 14:05:00

Author:
Fenderjt
Posts: 1969

'Now to publish some levels in the craters, the moon is full'
later...
'Where are the craters?'		2010-07-02 15:09:00

Author:
Jedi_1993
Posts: 1518













:eek:

...how do I get back?		2010-07-02 15:10:00

Author:
iGotFancyPants
Posts: 1355

If I was being serious I'd say something inspirational I thought up on the 3 month journey there

if I wasn't i'd say something like this; hey what's that ominous shape moving swiftly in my direct.., Oh GOD!! OH GOD NO!! *Screams* Help... Black cla... *unplug microphone*

If it was filmed I'd walk towards the camera saying "One small step for humans (Equality ftw) one giant leap for.. *I'd trip over*		2010-07-02 15:22:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

"OK, where's the candy? MAN, my bro tricked me AGAIN..."2010-07-02 16:08:00

Author:
Mugsig
Posts: 85

'Houston, i can see your house from here!'2010-07-02 17:53:00

Author:
AgentBanana
Posts: 511

*eats dirt*
No, its not mars. It Tasts more like Snicker.		2010-07-02 21:24:00

Author:
Unknown User

Um, so now what do we do - oooh look, rust!2010-07-02 21:45:00

Author:
kirbyman62
Posts: 1893

*Lands on Mars*

"So, this is Mars."

*Kicks a rock.*

"God this is boring. Who the !*%$ thought this would be fun at all?"		2010-07-02 21:45:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

"God this is boring. Who the !*%$ thought this would be fun at all?"

I did.

Until I got there.


"So... Mars.
I'm here... On Mars...
Yeah...
*Kicks rock*
...This is boring."		2010-07-02 21:56:00

Author:
Starchy
Posts: 353

I wouldn't say anything for a minute, everyone would be like wtf, then I would start to sing this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM).
And after that I would probably say "well... that was awkward"		2010-07-02 21:59:00

Author:
napero7
Posts: 1653

id question my existance...

"If im the first person on Mars... then who's filming me?!?!" *Looks at Camera ominously*		2010-07-02 22:37:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

This is the farthest man has gotten, but... by far, not the farthest... that man shall ever get farther than this... *faints*2010-07-03 07:18:00

Author:
Voodeedoo
Posts: 724

One small step for man, one giant leap for Mudkipz!
*plants flag with Mudkip pic on Mars*		2010-07-03 07:27:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

"Now what?"2010-07-03 07:28:00

Author:
ktmbillyjr
Posts: 177

"So... Mars.
I'm here... On Mars...
Yeah...
*Kicks rock*
...This is borBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!"
*Planet explodes!*

Hi Starcy		2010-07-03 22:53:00

Author:
Unknown User

So mars... This is boring *punches Hybrid Leader*

this just got fun

or

it's getting a little crowded around here		2010-07-04 00:45:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

So mars... This is boring *punches Hybrid Leader*

this just got fun

or

it's getting a little crowded around here

*gets behind kernel* and breaks his neck with a Neck snap
so we saved a planed again 		2010-07-04 01:03:00

Author:
Unknown User

"One small step for man, one- ooo a pebble!"

*singing* "Is there life on MAAAARRRRSS!"

"This is a terrible holiday!"		2010-07-04 04:23:00

Author:
tomodon246
Posts: 624

"I knew I should have gone to the bathroom before I left"2010-07-04 05:03:00

Author:
standby250
Posts: 1113

"Oh. . my. . god. . . .

There isn't even a Golden Arches here! :'("		2010-07-04 05:34:00

Author:
SupaSack34
Posts: 180

((I'll sing the only song that is worthy of Mars's beauty. That and it'll be Mars's first song/anthem. So you better sing this when the flag goes up. ))

"Never gonna give you up!"

2010-07-04 14:26:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Why oh why did they kill off Sayid?? :-(2010-07-04 14:39:00

Author:
pantspantspants
Posts: 189

''one small step for man one giant leap for mankind''
Oops i stepped on a Alien bug		2010-07-04 16:45:00

Author:
Unknown User

"Oooh look! A Starbucks!"2010-07-04 16:46:00

Author:
standby250
Posts: 1113

''can i haz cheeseburger now?''2010-07-04 16:49:00

Author:
Unknown User

''can i haz cheeseburger now?''

Funny...I would have thought your first words would have been "Meow" 		2010-07-04 17:03:00

Author:
TheCountessZ
Posts: 537

"Well, all I see is red dirt"2010-07-04 17:12:00

Author:
Phosphorus15
Posts: 463

"Hay guys, who made that giant sneezing noise?"

"I dunno." - The big giant face on mars.		2010-07-04 17:38:00

Author:
AbstractFlesh
Posts: 837

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilk08Yt4huo2010-07-04 21:58:00

Author:
Pattington_Bear
Posts: 777

"Where are all my alien friends I've been keeping contact with?!" lol 2010-07-05 11:36:00

Author:
Ainsl3y_xo
Posts: 478

I'm gonna kick uranus, Martian scum!!! :kz:2010-07-05 15:51:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130

" I gotta pee... "2010-07-05 19:53:00

Author:
DeKay1980
Posts: 183

"Heeeeey!!! I made it!"

( that one was for Javi )

hahhahaha!
wouldn't it be:
Heyyy glad I made it!! I'm gonna have fun!		2010-07-05 20:09:00

Author:
javi haguse
Posts: 744

Getting oddly crowded for a Planet noones been too :/2010-07-05 21:12:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

I'm scared mommy... I wanna go home... :/2010-07-05 21:14:00

Author:
piggabling
Posts: 2979

hahhahaha!
wouldn't it be:
Heyyy glad I made it!! I'm gonna have fun!

Nahhh... Might be more like

"What a crappy landing!! So what's for launch?"		2010-07-05 21:27:00

Author:
jwwphotos
Posts: 11383

"i want to see that grey dwarf that is in charge of the probes! Nao!"2010-07-05 21:30:00

Author:
OmegaSlayer
Posts: 5112

*Dies*

Unfortunatley Mars is not suitable for any landings at this moment in time!		2010-07-06 14:57:00

Author:
Fenderjt
Posts: 1969

"Okay guys!" *claps in Hands"

"Here comes the Swimming Pool. The Jacuzzi will be over there!
Let's see...the Main Entrance will be there, so i want the Place for BBQ...over there! Hey you! Be careful with my Cooking Equipment!"

*yelling all over the place*		2010-07-06 20:34:00

Author:
DeKay1980
Posts: 183

"This is boring. Grab a few rocks, let's go home."2010-07-06 21:30:00

Author:
Gavin
Posts: 338

"All your bases are now belong to us!"

Or alternatively:

"One small step for-" *Sees a starbucks* "Oh come on!!!"		2010-07-08 09:08:00

Author:
The Gentleman
Posts: 360

Shout 'SNICKERS!'2010-07-08 11:47:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477

"hey i think i can see my dog flying! no wait! maxy come back" then i jump off of mars and start floating2010-07-09 16:06:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

I'm so sorry...

"We're not in Kansas any more..."		2010-07-09 21:49:00

Author:
trip090
Posts: 1562

- This is it. We're finally on THE Mars (can you beliece someone wrote "THE MARS" in LBP?)
- (Takes helmet off, asks to be beamed down, and explodes on the planet due to lack of O? in a Spore reference)		2010-07-09 22:17:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Hey, this ain't mars, that Hobo lied to me

not the EDF i'd thought it would be more like the energy company.		2010-07-09 22:21:00

Author:
Pattington_Bear
Posts: 777

"Huh...this isn't Pizza Hut."2010-07-09 22:39:00

Author:
trip090
Posts: 1562

I'm thirsty.2010-07-09 22:42:00

Author:
eagerneph
Posts: 1536

My first words would be, 'Sorry green dudes, I don't speak alien' after the alien points his blaster at me 2010-07-09 23:04:00

Author:
Barnsy_AKA_ash
Posts: 293

Ok
i shout ''HEY YOU BEHIND THE ROCK''
Ask Him ''Where can i Find the closest toiled i need to weewee''		2010-07-10 00:41:00

Author:
Unknown User

Me: Hey! Wich language do you speak?
(Alien points laser gun at me)
Me: Well, I think this is very universal...

EDIT: I think I made a wrong turn somewhere... (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=29896-What-to-do-if-you-meet-an-Alien!)		2010-07-10 00:52:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Then bang, bang out of no where Bin Laden shows up!!

Me: So this is where you have been hiding?

Bin: Yeah, caves got boring!		2010-07-10 00:58:00

Author:
Barnsy_AKA_ash
Posts: 293


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