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Cheese or ducks?

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I vote ducks but you can have it your way. 2010-06-16 04:38:00

Author:
Couchmuffin
Posts: 53


Well... I eat cheese. I eat ducks... Well, not really. Some people do. But i dont!

So it would be ironic if I picked ducks when its what u like more to eat, but if I liked cheese enough i wouldnt eat it because after you eat it, it will be gone. And I dont eat ducks so if that is the case I would go with ducks... HOWEVER, if I hated ducks and just wanted to stay away from them I wouldnt eat them either, because its not like Luke Skywalker is gonna eat Darth Vader. You know what I mean? So hypothetically, ducks can either be my most loved thing or my worst enemy. Cheese, on the other hand I only LIKE... but not in that way, as they would say. So on a scale from 1-10, 1 being Evil and 10 being Loved, Ducks would be like this: 9<ducks<2 and cheese like this... 6>cheese>4.

Judging by that, I will go with the safer vote, and pick cheese.
2010-06-16 07:27:00

Author:
Shhabbazz
Posts: 746


Is this a question that is commonly asked...? If not it seems a bit random/spammy (sorry to say it). :l

(However, cheese)
2010-06-16 08:56:00

Author:
Boomy
Posts: 3701


Ducks with cheese on.2010-06-16 13:47:00

Author:
lifeiscrapislife
Posts: 396


Duck-cheese.. Found in their wing-pits.. I've heard good things.2010-06-18 21:21:00

Author:
DrunkenFist_Lee
Posts: 172


Yeh, cheesy duck sounds good. Though I'm on the verge of becoming a vegetarian, so I should go for cheese. Ducks look and smell nicer though. 2010-06-18 21:24:00

Author:
Leather-Monkey
Posts: 2266


Do not choose ducks!
i for one shall vote chees for not voting for ducks, tho i'm pretty sure chuck_18mp would gladly vote for ducks.

Anywho, rather random question no?
Besides, it doesn't even have a poll or anything!
2010-06-18 21:27:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707


Well now... I like cheese...But then again, I also like ducks... But which is better? There's only one way to find out.... FIIIIIGGGGHHHTTTT!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np6gyUb0E7o
2010-06-18 21:27:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105


Ducks are more skilled at .. doing stuff..2010-06-18 21:35:00

Author:
DrunkenFist_Lee
Posts: 172


Cheese is cuter, but then again, ducks go better on crackers...

I'm stumped...
2010-06-18 21:43:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


Cheesey Ducks .2010-06-18 22:03:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871


But then again, cheese can come packaged in a convenient spray-on can.

Ducks offer no such convenience.. There is no Easy-Duck.. <shudder>
2010-06-18 22:15:00

Author:
DrunkenFist_Lee
Posts: 172


Oh, come on.. This thread can't die!2010-06-21 12:38:00

Author:
DrunkenFist_Lee
Posts: 172


TheJollyRajah likes to look at ducks, and eat cheese. So, I suppose it really matters what you're DOING with the Duck and the Cheese. It could be a draw.2010-06-21 12:49:00

Author:
CCubbage
Posts: 4430


Well, ducks can be helpful. If a large object is coming toward you at a high speed and you don't see it, you probably wouldn't dodge it in time if someone screamed "CHEESE!" at you. Even so, I choose cheese, because a Swiss cheese has more eyes than a Swiss duck, and is thus superior. 2010-06-21 13:46:00

Author:
Starchy
Posts: 353


Anything but spam thanks.2010-06-21 14:32:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130


"cheese or ducks" ... duckssss ... More than one? This is some sort of trick question, isn't it? ... How many ducks are we talking about, and .. more importantly.. do they have any useful skills? A flock of ducks skilled in the fine art of ..say.. teleportation.. surely beats out a 5lb block of cheddar. But one could argue that TWO ducks trained in the art of basket-weaving is (without a doubt) of lesser or equal value to a 10lb block of provolone.

Without all the data, I find myself at a loss.
2010-06-21 16:00:00

Author:
DrunkenFist_Lee
Posts: 172


I have to vote cheese. It's delicious. Ducks are cute, but .... I'm sorry. Cheese is the best thing ever. A world without cheese would be a world without nachos. And that would be a world that i wouldn't want to live in.2010-06-21 16:03:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


True, Nachos are fantastic. Also, could you imagine a world without Pizza or Lasagna?

However, on the other hand.... have you ever sat by a pretty lake and fed the ducks? Or had duck with mint jelly? Or even sat by a lake, feeding ducks mint jelly?
2010-06-21 16:11:00

Author:
CCubbage
Posts: 4430


I vote cheese.. Ducks aren't that smart and are a bit obnoxious. Especially after having humans feed them for quite awhile.

Cheese is quite yummy and doesn't talk back or expect a handout.
2010-06-21 16:23:00

Author:
jwwphotos
Posts: 11383


But ducks deserve a bit of respect.. At least they're not.. geese.2010-06-21 16:33:00

Author:
DrunkenFist_Lee
Posts: 172


Cheese all the way!

Duck and cheese...no
http://www.artbyjon.com/AlphaDuck-07web.jpg
2010-06-21 16:33:00

Author:
Fenderjt
Posts: 1969


Some say that the Stig from Top Gear knows two facts about ducks, and both are wrong. Also, Some say that he's a CIA experiment gone wrong, and that he only eats cheese.

So, food for thought? (oh, sorry for the unintentional pun!)
2010-06-21 16:46:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


Hmmm... Ducks are cute. I go for them.2010-06-21 17:03:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627


I vote cheese.. Ducks aren't that smart and are a bit obnoxious. Especially after having humans feed them for quite awhile.

Cheese is quite yummy and doesn't talk back or expect a handout.
Make sure you don't buy a pet parrot .
2010-06-21 17:13:00

Author:
lifeiscrapislife
Posts: 396


Make sure you don't buy a pet parrot .

ROFL!!! Oh geeze.. no way. A buddy of mine has one. That thing is one monstrously mean bird. The funny part is it will outlive all of us. I hate that bird.

...and still love cheese! In fact, I just had some!
2010-06-21 17:26:00

Author:
jwwphotos
Posts: 11383


C'MON PEOPLE!!! WE MUST ALL VOTE CHEESE!!! THINK ABOUT IT-
What would LBP be without Cornish Yarg and Leerdammer?
2010-06-22 02:07:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607


Ducks must serve SOME function to better society.. If I had one of my own, I'd have to pluck it of it's feathers & remove it's brain with a rusty spoon.. You know.. For science..2010-06-22 03:46:00

Author:
DrunkenFist_Lee
Posts: 172


Ducks must serve SOME function to better society.. If I had one of my own, I'd have to pluck it of it's feathers & remove it's brain with a rusty spoon.. You know.. For science..

Man....you are creepy sometimes.
At least, take a wooden spoon to remove their brains!

I'd feed ducks with cheese (cheddar is a good choice) and
roast 'em. The flavor is so....uuuh...what are ya looking me for??
2010-06-22 14:06:00

Author:
DeKay1980
Posts: 183


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