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THE ULTIMATE DESTINY OF SACKBOY WHO IS PROTAGONIST (A Funny Tale of Bad Grammar)

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Note: The following is all purposely done, and to complain about the spelling and grammar is the same as sticking a sticker on your forehead that reads; "IM STOOPID K" Okay? Yeah thanks.

So yeah, read the first episode to learn of the main story, (which is based on the LBP universe) and also, this will be easy to post new parts to because of the storyline making half the amount of sense even a stupid story should have, ( ) and I don't need to proof read it because the errors are supposed to be their. So expect a lot of episodes, and an actual ending when I want it to be over. (But I'll probably be lying then and just have a cliffhanger so that I can come back to it another day.)

So here it is:

THE ULTIMATE DESTINY OF SACKBOY WHO IS PROTAGONIST!



An humans’s imaginatoryation is the mostest powefulist tool of creations ever. So verily mostest powerfulist that it can be the create anything! ANYTHING! (Including lots stuff!) But that is not the matter because the create we make in our heads is the nothing real. UNTIL WE MAKED IT. So the moral of story is not to give the crazy people tools. CAUSE THEY MAKED THE BAD STUFF. (WORSE BAD STUFF THAN THE VOICE OF TEEN POP SENSATION JUSTIN BEAVER!) But that is not of the importance because the importance is the story of which is being tolded to you by me who is the writor of the thing which you are reading which is a story of a place. MADE INTO VIDEOGAME.

This is the the story of the planet called LITTLEBIGPLANET. But everyones knowses that you cant be the make a planet with your imagine! Thats why this story is a PILE OF LIES. (OF LIES!) Butt that is not of the matter because Ima still tell you about it nows k. (BTW MY NAME IS NARRATORO!) (WITH AN N) (NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH MARRATORO) (HES STOOOOOOPID.)

This is the story of the start that is with the boy of sack. Hes name is CINNAMONBUN (OM NOM NOM NOM) Cinnamonbun is the mainly protagonist of this epic adventuristic adventure of awesomeness and stuffs. (NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH MARRATORO) (HES MY GOLDFEESH) Cinnamonbun is lives on LITTLEBIGPLANET for he is the sackboy which is the liver of the planet that was made into videogame. (OF LIES) Cinnamonbun was born when his parents had the baby. Hes dad was the king of the king of the deserted dunes of demon monster things made by the crazy people who were given the tools to CREATE. Hes momma was the mostest generic princess in all of the lands of interwebs. She was beautiful and loved by Mario. (WHO!?) But Mario never was the exist and so the love that was between then was not the truth but a lie created by the COMPANY OF PEOPLE THAT MAKE GAMES LABELED WITH NINTENDO. Because of the beautifulness in her eyes Dad and Momma became the love and then they had Cinnambon that they named after their most favouritest day of the year; Christmas.

BUT THE STORY IS NOT BECOME THE HAPPY FOR THE DIE IS HIS PARENTS. So Cinnamonbun had to grow up with the wolves in the forest of epic win (About 12 blocks from downtown Kroy Wen!) And so cinnamonbun danced with the wolves and became man that was still sackboy. And became king of the deserted dunes of demon monster things made by the crazy people who were given the tools to CREATE. BUT. that is not the end for no good of the story has not the CLIMAX AND OTHER MAIN PLOT POINTS OF A STORY.

AND SO MANY MANY THINGS HAPPENED. But I am the narratoro and am the lazy at the moment and so will the adventure continue next time on another excitement episoda of:

THE ULTIMATE DESTINY OF SACKBOY WHO IS PROTAGONIST!

And done make fun of my speling for I am the foreign and cannot use the proper grammars needed in creating the sense made. BUT THE STORY IS STILL AWESOME (AND MADE OF LIES) (BASED ON A VIDEOGAME MADED BY THE MOLECULE MEDIA PLACE)

THE END. of episoda won. (Cause there more coming done worry k thanks bye.)

For everi protagonist der must be a antagonist! (LIKE JUSTIN BEAVER TO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!) And that is why Cinnamonbun has teh NEMENY! But CB (SHORT FOR CINNAMONBUN!!?) doesn’t the know that the antagonist of dis story is actually is long lost brother never borned! Who was borned! U C, when a man love woman more than his wife, he has a fair! And that is how CB long losted brother was borned! This longed lost brother has a very evil name. For his name is... IS... IS... SNICKER KICKER!!!11!1!

SNICKER KICKER was borned from his mom who is the queen of the dunes that is close to teh deserted dunes of demon monster things made by the crazy people who were given the tools to CREATE. (THAT’S WHY THERE WAS A FAIR!) Unfortly tho teh dunes dat SNICKER KICKER was borned in was acshully a GIANT QUIKLYSAND, and so everyone but SNICKER KICKER was the died.

Beefor SNICKER KICKER lefted his home to not died, his mutherz last word was: “...Cinnamonbun is - *HEART ATTACK*” becus SNICKER KICKER is the evil he lepted to the conclusions that what his mother wanted to said was that Cinnamonbun is the reason she is the died! AND SO BEGAN HIS EPIC QUEST TO KILL CB!!!11!! (SPOILER ALERT!: he done succeed.)

Butt (Cheeks?) to become the deather of CB, SNICKER KICKER must learn the ways of evil. Andso he wented up to the highestist mountain in the WHOLE WORLD!: MOUNT REALLYHIGH! It tooked him many month (Over 9000 to be exact.) but when he reached the top he founded the big castle!!! (Big!) Inside teh castle the dark was everyone but done worry cuz SNICKER KICKER brought flashed light!

Teh manshun was REALLY big (Big?) but SNICKER KICKER was the l33t hax and found his way to the topiest top tower. In the topiest top tower he founded the man in the robes that cover his whole body except for his face which is covered by the epic mask that has a smily face on it. SNICKER KICKER then askded TMITRTCHWBEFHFWICBTEMTHASFOI to teach him the ways of evil.

TMITRTCHWBEFHFWICBTEMTHASFOI snickerd (LOL) and sed “But SNICKER KICKER... YOU ARE THE EVIL READY!!!!!!!!!!” and so SNICKER KICKER sed “k.” and den he left. AND THAT IS HOW SNICKER KICKER BECAME THE EVIL!!!!!1!!11 CUZ HE ALREADY WAS!!!!!!!!11111111111!

Butt SNICKER KICKER was not the pleasd so he wanted big sord to kill CB with so it is epic when he is the died. So SNICKER KICKER wented to the place that makes the big sords that kills the people. At that place he bought teh big sord for very many monies because he is the good person who always buys stuff with his hard earnd monies. (NAH JK HE ACSHULLY KILLED EVERYONE AND STOLE IT!)

Butt SNICKER KICKER was STIL not please so he wanted the epic cape and helmset. And so SNICKER KICKER killed the Manbat, and stoled his win cape, and then he went to LotR and killded teh bad guy whatshisname. (ONE CANNOT SIMPLY WALTZ INTO MORDOR!) Aftur the bady guy was the died, he stoled his epic helmet, painted it pink, and then he had his COSTUME!!!! (If this was Japan, then... COSPLAY!?)

AND WITH THAT SNICKER KICKER LOOKED THE EVIL AND WAS OFF TO SIMPLY WALTZ OUT OF MORDOR AND FIND CINNAMONBUN SO HE CAN BE THE DIED.

Tune in the next time kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk? K.

Nows we all learnd about teh PROtagonist and the ANtagonist, but wut about BUill? That is rite, what about Buill? Well lady gentleman let us learnd about... Buill.

Buill was the lawyer type and he became the rich. The verily rich. So verily rich dat he bought a home on teh WATAH. The hows was rully big and stuff and was really big. (AND STUFF) Now u may be the ask; “BUH WHY IS BUILL IN DIS STORY I DUN GET IT?” But the anser is troo, u dun get it. U dun verily get it. U C, Buill was the very speshul cuz he could... he cud... he kud... HE CUHD BAKE THE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!! (and he cud tok to God but whatevs.)

N so won day wen he was on his the deck, God was all liek; “Sup.” And den Buill was all liek; “Yo.” den God seded; “Dis may sound weerd but ders this other planet called ‘LittleBigPlanet’ and ders these too guis who are teh mainly protagonist and a antagonist.” nd so Buill is all liek “k.” den God was all liek; “Der is summin verily ‘portant I...” den God went 2 washroom and Buill herd it. Den God came back and was all liek; “THAT FEELS BETTER!!!!!!!!!!! o. Der is summin verily ‘portant I gots to tell u.” and so Buill was all liek; “Coo.” Den God got on serius face and was all liek; “I been wake for liek terteen bazillion years now, so can u take over wile I go has nap for liek 13 bazillion years?” and den Buill put on his serius face and was all liek; “k.”

And den Buill was God.

Den Buill was all liek: “Well, looks liek Im...” (HE PUTS ON SUMGLASSES) “God.” (YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!) So den Buills house blewd up. Buill was laughd cus he allwaiz wantd to do dat. But then he stop becuz his wife lady and kiddies were in duh home. And den Buill was all liek; “Meh.”

So 4 4 bazillion years God took nap. But den he woked up and membered he compleetly forgotted 2 tell Buill summin streamly portant. But he waz all liek; “Meh.”

5 bazillion years lator Buill gotted a secrut messug frum God. It was seded: “Deer recipitant: I totlly furgot 2 tell u about ur UBER SPESHUL TASK.” And den the rest of the letter seded the UBER SPESHUL TASK, but I dun tell u wat it was cuz that would be the SPOILERER!!!

With (UBER) SPESHUL TASK in brains, Buill wented into the skys and off to the planet of ‘LittleBigPlanet.’ (BigPlanetLittle?) and he wud go der to compleet his UBER SPESHUL TASK or his name isnt: Buill B. LLiub.

(-INSERT EPIC CLIFFHANGER ENDING HEER-)

DUN WORRY, MOOR 2 COME.

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Welcome bak to nother epsode of THE ULTIMATE DESTINY OF SACKBOY WHO IS PROTAGONIST!!! GAH!! But for cereal, you all suk. (JK <3 )

We now go backed to mainly protagonist Cinnamonbun who is liver of LittleBigPlanet! He is now the age of man and so he must be leave of the dancey wolfs. They wolfs all cry for they was sad but when he was goned they were the realize that he was a human and they felt stoopid cuz they thought he was wolfs 2. Buh they were not the stoopid for long cuz the forest they liver in asploded and they all became the died.

Cinnamonbun (CB) was the walk for verily long. (WHICH WASNT LONG) and then he was the reach the city Kroy Wen. Kroy Wen was so verily big he was flubbergusted (HES ALL LIEK; “ZOMG!” Many pretty lights there was and they was bright and shiny and most of them had no reason of being the exist but they was still there adding to the tax of city. (THE GOVERMENT JUST WAS LAUGH @ CIVILIANS CUZ THEY HAD TO PAY FOR IT ALL LOL) CB walk to center of city and saw lots of the car driving and honking horn and the drivers were the good friends cuz they all could be the swear at each other and then the others just lol’d. @ the center of city there was big building that was very big and it had a giant (overpriced) TV on it. The TV had the said; “ANNUAL; ‘LETS SPILL OIL AND KEEP SPILLING’ WEEK!” This was big event and very many wealthy people liked to join in. (THEY PUT BETS ON ANIMALS TO SEE IF THEY COULD SWIM AFTER THE SPILL) under that there was nother thing wroted, it saided; “NEXT WEEK: ANNUAL; ‘WEALTHY PERSON WHO PRATICIPATED IN THE ANNUAL LETS SPILL OIL AND KEEP SPILLING WEEK’ HUNT!” ( ;D )

After looked @ signs, CB wented down nother street. At end he founded a super duper awesome part of the city; Anich Town!!! Anich Town was the small, the verily small. It had the many shacks and the many crazy people (OHNO) but they was the nice crazy people and they didn’t maked the bad stuff. (OGOOD) For the strange reason CB felt at home. So he was the stay and walked around looking at the mainly small shops. He didnt buy stuffs tho cuz he was the broke. (WICH MADE HIM SAD FACE CUZ HE WANTD TO BUY THIS WICKED AWSUM ACSHUN FIGUR!) Aftur being walked in circle for 5 hours somebody called his name.

CB turned round and founded creepy crazy lady. Creepy crazy lady told CB to come to her fortune tellin shack. CB was worried and thought it could be a trap and so he got scared and was going to run away and scream like baby but then she sed; “Please?” and then he knew she must be really good person cuz she sed please and only good people say that so he had trust in her and went over to her shack.

CB satted down on a chair on the table of fortune telling. He looked at creepy crazy lady and she rolled her eye into her head (CREEPY) and then she laughed (CRAZY) then cooked a meal. (LADY) Then she looked at CB and sed; “I HAS UR DESTINY!!!” with serus face CB sed; “k.”

And then creepy crazy lady told CB about his destinyzorz. She splained that he had a arch nenemy called; SNICKER KICKER, and dat CB was the born to defeat the evil SNICKER KICKER and save the (MUSHROOM KINGDOM!?) world.

And with that, creepy crazy lady asploded into small kittehs. CB stood up and with serus face on he sed; “I HAS DESTINY NOA AND SO I MUST BE FUFILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and he runned off into sunset.

DONT HAVE HEART ATTACK MORE EPISODES TO COME (VERY?) SOON!!! GAAAAH!!! >:0

Last time we lefted protagonist he was off into sunset. He had learn that he had destiny and he had to died his nenemy SNICKER KICKER. It was very lucky cuz CB had no directions and he ran off into sunset which was the happen to be the way SNICKER KICKER was.

During time when CB gotted his destiny, many thing happen to SNICKER KICKER. Many, many things...

*FLASHBACK*

After waltzing out of Mordor SNICKER KICKER was ready to died CB. But sad face, he done no where he was. So SNICKER KICKER decided to find the ‘ALL POWERFUL GOOD TWO SHOES NO GOOD DIRTY ROTTEN FACE-NOT-HAVING NERD THAT PEOPLE LIKE TO CALL PRINTINGPRESS’. So SNICKER KICKER setted out to find the thing with stupidly long name.

For three months SNICKER KICKER ran across the world (Because he too stupid to just go 5 feet to living place of PRINTINGPRESS so he gotta go all way round world.) along way he join in on many marathons, winning them all and getting prizes and monies and other stuffs that he done care about. Not only that but he also saved Nozama forest place, stopped wars, became president of Sunited Ates, helped Granny people cross street, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND he cured cancer. (Oh, he also burned down Nozama forest place, started wars, destroyed the government peoples of Sunited Ates, didn’t help Granny people cross street, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND he created a new form of super deadly awesome cancer.)

After being run for long time he came to tree. Big very tree. At top of tree he saw kitteh. Cuz he was the evil he try to ignore kitteh, but it was JUST SO DARN CUTE that he couldn’t leave it in teh tree. So using his manly muscles he climbed tree saved kitteh and putted it in his kitteh holding compartment in his helmet. (It was very small, but teh kitteh was also small and there was a hole so it could stick out head and be all cute and stuff.)

With new found awesome kitteh (Who SNICKER KICKER named Socute.) SNICKER KICKER setted off to the place that had that guy with the really stupidly long name thing. (Which happen to be 10 feets from teh tree.)

It was large warehouse and had scary number (TWELVE!!!!!) writed on the side but SNICKER KICKER doned worry cuz he was manly man. (When he was small boyly boy there was a scary squirrel that liked to throw twelve acorns at him every day when he wented to school to learn stuffs.) Inside there was many noises but SNICKER KICKER was in too much vengeance-seekingness to care. SNICKER KICKER (With Socute in helmet.) wented up to giant machine sitting in center of room. So much paper was going into machine it was CRAZY!!

SNICKER KICKER wented up to place where teh truth comes out, and sed: “SUP MAH BROTHAH.” The machine was not amused. So the SNICKER KICKER sed: “I was wonderin’ if you knew where my nenemy, Cinnamonbun was? Yeah thanks.” Loud noises were made and a piece of paper with words on it came out out of place where teh truth comes out. And the paper sed... where CB was. (SHOCK)

And so SNICKER KICKER and Socute wented off with their backs to the sunset. THE END. of episode 5. MORE COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR U.

It has come. TODAY IS DAY THAT DESTINY COME TRUE!!!!!!!!!! Yes, destiny, come true it does! SO GET READY!!!!!!!!

Last time CB and SNICKER KICKER were both walking in towards each other with intent of being the died of the other!!!!!
CB, with fist in hand had serus face on cuz he knew that he soon would find his nenemy, who he was had destiny to be the died of him.

SNICKER KICKER, with his kitteh, Socute, on head had angreh face on cuz he knew he would soon find the dieder of his mom (Which is no true.) and so he must be the dieder of CB.

And so with epic music playing in background the two arch nenemys finally found each other. (For some strange coinkydink, they met each other on large field that had been made 10 year ago for the purpose of one day being hold epic battle. Sad face, the man who maded it died 13.4 minutes before the two nenemys met there.)

Both nenemys stared at each other with serus faces on. (For liek 10 minutes cuz the air was too thick to be talk.)

Finally the air was clear and CB sed; “Ohi. You wouldn’t coincidentally be mah nenemy would you?” and so SNICKER KICKER said; “Actshully, yeah.” then CB was all liek; “Cool.” then there was another 10 minutes of silence. (But this time it was for intense build-up so u are all prolly really pumped.) After build-up SNICKER KICKER broke teh ice by saying; “Ok, we should really just fight now.” And CB was liek; “Yeah, probably.” Following the pattern, they didn’t fight and they just had nother 10 minutes of silence and scary staring faces. Then SNICKER KICKER sed; “Im just gonna kill you now then...” and CB was all liek; “Kay.” And so SNICKER KICKER took out oversize sword and was about to kill CB when a beam of light came from sky and stopped SNICKER KICKER in track.

With :O faces on both nenemys lookd up at sky and say man is busy suit slowly come down. He landed with no noise and looked at both nenemys, then sed; “It took me like a bazillion years to get here, and there was not ONE SINGLE MACDONALDS on the way here. I could really eat a billion-zillion-million burgers right now...” and in uni-son CB and SNICKER KICKER sed; “Wat.” And so busy suit man was all liek; “Oh, yeah, right. Yo there, I’m Gods replacement, and I’m here to tell you your very important destiny!” With :OOOOOOOO face on CB sed; “What choo talkin’ bout? Im bout to complete my destiny righ now by fighting my arch nenemy!” and with :S face God-replacer sed; “Wait... who told you that was your destiny?” then CB sed; “Creepy Crazy Lady Who Likes To Explode Into Small Kittens, of course.” So, with >_< face on God-replacer said; “WOW, you believed a person who is called Creepy Crazy Lady Who Likes To Explode Into Small Kittens?!” and CB sed; “Yeah...” with >_> face on, God-replacer look at SNICKER KICKER and sed; “Did that lady say the same thing to you?” n SNICKER KICKER sed; “No, my mom seded ‘CB is...’ which obviously meant ‘CB is the one who killed me and your arch nemesis.’

God-replacer sed; “...” then flew into the sky. It was quiet for long time but then the beam of light was back and so was God-replacer. He sed; “Sorry bout that, I just had to smash my head against a wall for a bit. ANYWAYS, lets put aside the fact that you two are complete idiots, and move on to what I must say.” CB and SNICKER KICKER nodded fastly –like. God-replacer put on serus face and sed; “So yeah, the real God told me to tell you about your REAL, TRUE, TOTALLY-AWESOME, ULTIMATE destiny!!!!!! First off, you two are NOT arch nemesis’, you are actually brothers. Your destiny has NOTHING to do with killing each other, it’s actually the opposite. Your destiny is to work together with several other characters that will be announced in future episodes to defeat the all powerful... *God-replacer moves away from the mic to breath in,* DESTROYER-OF-WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
CB and SNICKER KICKER ZOMG’d, and then the clouds above them split open and a massive, ugly, possibly manly, face came out, and it sed; “I AM DESTORYER-OF-WORLDS, AND I AM HERE TO BRING DESTRUCTION AND SAD FACES TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goodbye.”

With that, Little Big Planet exploded.

WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR HEROES?! WHERE DID THE DESTROYER-OF-WORLDS COME FROM!? WHY DID LITTLE BIG PLANET EXPLODE?! WHO ARE THESE ‘OTHER CHARACTERS’ GOD-REPLACER TALKS ABOUT!? WHY IS CAPS LOCK ON!? WHY AM I ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON; THE ULTIMATE DESTINY OF SACKBOY WHO IS PROTAGONIST!?

Asplosions are verily deadly. (yeah, it was surprise for me too!!!) If you has brain you may be remember last episode when Little Big Planet asploded along with god and the two brothers who almost deaded themselves. PLOT TWISTY: they alive. Yessum. Dey didn’t die. Cuz they had God with em (well gods replacement: Buill) and so they wur all telyported away from the planet before it turned into the same thing my mother makes me for brekfast every mornin: bacon. (Well actshully it was planet bakn not piggeh bakn.) But where did all charcters telyport to? A POIRATE SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well actshully it wasnt poirate ship it was space ship but the captun think its poirate ship. (hes speshul.) So CB and SNICKER KICKER both woked up on hard, no-cumfy floor made of metally metal. Dey had this faec on as they gotted up: ?
SNICKER KICKER started to scream really loud cuz thats what he did when he was confuzzled. CB sed; ‘shutup dude sheez...’ and so SNICKER KICKER maded grumpeh faec and shutteted up. At tat momento Buill walked into room and sed; ‘Hi.’
Then, for very long time Buill started to esplain teh sitshooashun to teh too bruthers. He tolded them how LittleBigPlanet asploded into bakn and it was gone forever. This made CB very sad and he almost cry but he was man and didnt. (But he did.) But then Buill tolded them how there were more LittleBigPlanet, aka ‘A LBP’ and that they were all over this universe that they called ‘CREATION PLACE’.

Both CB and SNICKER KICKER were liek: ‘OMG’.

Then Buill told dem about their mishione. (MI-SHEE-OWN) (it sounds coolerer if you prunouncey it that way.) But not much cuz he sed they actshully had a project manager called: ‘Project Manager Man Dude’.

And as he seded his name a door opened and no one walked in. (But someone actshully did it was just that CB and SNICKER KICKER wur looking up and looked rite over the person.) This person was very small and looked like a peanut with arms and legs. (He may of had a top hat and monocle...) CB and SNICKER KICKER sonly lernd that this nutman was actshully their project manager; Project Manager Man Dude, AKA; Mr. Nutman.

Mr. Nutman was the man (peanut) in charge of the mishione to kill DESTROYER-OF-WORLDS!. Mr. Nutman tolded them about the members of the crew of the space ship they were on (Which was called ‘The Toilet’ which was lame joke maded by the builder of sed ship.) The first member was the captain who was called ‘Captain’. He thought he was a pirate captain and he was on a pirate ship. (Bad childhood.) There was the AI computer that ran the whole ship (who Captain thinks is a ghost.) who is called ‘Computer’. There was the really fat (yet amazing) chef, called (obviously) ‘Chef’ and finally there was the man they called ‘Dentist’ who was (obviously) the butler. (...)

Then the nutman tolded them they would need more members to help be the fight, and so they would be need to fly to planets and find specially selecteted peopl who would be the halp. (This made CB have a moment of desha voo because he membered something that involved space ships, saving universe, and recruiting helper people.)

In other room Chef was playing Mass Effect 2. (cough.)

Mr. Nutman then told them who they would need by gather for teh help: Teh furst 2 would be codnamed: ‘The Princess’ and ‘The Bulldozer’. (he didnt want to say actshual names cuz that would be teh spoilerer!!) SNICKER KICKER asked why they needed princess , and then Mr. Nutman told the brothers all aboot the moovy industry and how not having gurl would make him look like the sexist. This made CB very confused cuz he never nu bout these ‘girls’. Mr. Nutman understood as he was no that all of the sackpeople wur male, but some of them wur cross-dressers. Then the nutman told them about their next member: codenamed: ‘The Brain’ who was sposed to be some really smart guy. After him there wuz; ‘The Gunslinger’ who liked to shoot things, (He perently shot some portant guy and now he was wanted criminal-person-dude-man.) and ‘The Round’ who was very mysterious. The final member was codenamed: ‘The ???’ This made CB confuzzled. This is how CB and nutman’s conversashun wented:

‘The final member is ‘The ???’
‘The...?’
‘The ???’
‘?’
‘No, it’s ???’
‘???’
‘Yes.’
‘?!?!’
‘NO! ITS LIKE ???’
‘!?!?!?!?!?!?!’
‘???!!!!!’
‘?!?!?!?!’
‘!!!?!?!?!’
‘???’
‘Yes.’
‘Oh. K.’

And that how it wented. Mr. Nutman explained that the final member was not actshully picked yet, and that he was to be created by the readerzors. This confuzzled CB even morely, so Mr. Nutman sed that he just wasnt pick yet and left it der.

And so Mr. Nutman tolded Captain to ready ship to fly to planet ware ‘The Princess’ and ‘The Bulldozer’ wuz at.

SEE YA NEXT TIME!!! (when stuff happens)
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Author:
Kog
Posts: 2358

And done make fun of my speling for I am the foreign and cannot use the proper grammars needed in creating the sense made.[/SPOILER]

The story of my life on the interwebz... You meet someone that spells like this and you can't ask them not to, because they're foreign. :L And then you spend the rest of your life misunderstanding what they're saying.

This story is teh epic win though. I lol'd, and will look forward to the other chaptarz.

Edit: And oh yeah, I'll subscribe.		2010-06-19 18:07:00

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resistance1
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subscribed. DOWN WITH BEIBER!!!2010-06-19 19:02:00

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JspOt
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I think you spelt his name wrong, it's Beaver FYI. 2010-06-19 19:09:00

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resistance1
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Lol. May I subscribe?2010-06-20 01:45:00

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LOL sign me up XD2010-06-20 01:51:00

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Littlebigdude805
Posts: 1924

YOU sir are the best stoopid-speller I've ever met Very funny story! I look forward to more.

"So the moral of story is not to give the crazy people tools. CAUSE THEY MAKED THE BAD STUFF. (WORSE BAD STUFF THAN THE VOICE OF TEEN POP SENSATION JUSTIN BEAVER!)"		2010-06-20 02:25:00

Author:
Heckboy88
Posts: 179

Oh my, I posted this and it didn't get any comments so I kinda left it be, but now that you've all posted I'll start it up again 2010-06-23 04:41:00

Author:
Kog
Posts: 2358

Oh my, I posted this and it didn't get any comments so I kinda left it be, but now that you've all posted I'll start it up again

Don't stop now! I do really wish see CINNAMONBUN (THE ONE THAT IS MAINLY PROTAGONIST) + how he acts when sees crazy people make WORSER things than demon monsters AND MAYBE THEY MAKE THING THAT EAT HIS CROWN (BECAUSE HE KING OF DUNES)(I DON NO WHAT DUNES ARE BTW). I think story be many GOODER than it is nao if you do more CLIMAX! And you cannot do forget other main STORY POINTS (MARRATORO FELL ON A POINT AND HE'S DEAD NOW I THINK. NO HE OK NOW.).

Also I no like how you MAKE FUN of MARIO because he is ALWAYS favorite of mine because BEATS BIG GREEN TURTLE is what he does a lot! ALSO I don't belive Nintendo that it really exist because it's a LEGEND (BECAUSE IT IS NOT REAL).

>.> I don't know what came over me...		2010-06-24 04:20:00

Author:
Heckboy88
Posts: 179

W00T! I subscribed! Hilarious story!2010-06-24 17:44:00

Author:
Prince Pixelton
Posts: 286

New episode out! GO READ IT! 2010-06-28 03:33:00

Author:
Kog
Posts: 2358

He painted his helmet PINK..then WALTZed out of Mordor?

You get a cookie good sir.		2010-06-28 03:37:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

@UltimateClay TMITRTCHWBEFHFWICBTEMTHASFOI!!!!!!!2010-06-28 04:48:00

Author:
Kog
Posts: 2358

awesome XD2010-06-28 04:53:00

Author:
Littlebigdude805
Posts: 1924

,and then he went to LotR and killded teh bad guy whatshisname. (ONE CANNOT SIMPLY WALTZ INTO MORDOR!) Aftur the bady guy was the died, he stoled his epic helmet, painted it pink, and then he had his COSTUME!!!

HAHAH LMAO :&apos

I wanne subscribe pleze 		2010-06-28 05:09:00

Author:
Smelling-Cowboy
Posts: 668

Oh noes! SNICKER KICKED GETTED MAH FAVORITIST HELMET IN ALL OF FILMS (except maybe Darth Vader's helmet...)! Now he will be unstoppable! 2010-06-28 16:10:00

Author:
Heckboy88
Posts: 179

The new chapter's really good, keep it up.

http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/455.jpg		2010-06-29 17:48:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812

Imma subzcribe tu dah awsome sause thred! 2010-07-01 05:20:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

OMG ANOTHER EPISODE! (Now with 100% more bad spelling!)2010-07-02 04:25:00

Author:
Kog
Posts: 2358

Hahah nice again 2010-07-02 10:08:00

Author:
Smelling-Cowboy
Posts: 668

Uh....*Thumbs Up*2010-07-02 14:04:00

Author:
Prince Pixelton
Posts: 286

*Two thumbs up and a chicken*2010-07-02 14:27:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

Three thumbs up, seventeen chickens and a dead farmer's wife.

Nice new chapter. 		2010-07-02 21:21:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812

Ha, awesome. Although I really think it should be episode "Tree" instead of "Three"...

Subscribed.

EDIT: Cog's Thanks gave me my second bar! Yay! 		2010-07-02 22:04:00

Author:
Starchy
Posts: 353

@Starchy Changed it ;D

One more subscriber until SUBSCRIBER MILESTONE ONE!!!!!!!!!!! (Which means I just say we have 10 subscribers and that's it. No special prize or anything. Geez.)

Also, I'm actually going to start on a layout for this series as right now, I barely have a plot YAY

EDIT: Um, I made a slight mistake when writing Episode 3 but I fixed it. Now I must hypnotize all you subscribers so you never saw that mistake:

*THERE WAS NEVER A PLANET WAT, THERE WAS ONLY LITTLE BIG PLANET!*
*THERE WAS NEVER A PLANET WAT, THERE WAS ONLY LITTLE BIG PLANET!*
*THERE WAS NEVER A PLANET WAT, THERE WAS ONLY LITTLE BIG PLANET!*
*THERE WAS NEVER A PLANET WAT, THERE WAS ONLY LITTLE BIG PLANET!*

Thank you have a nice day.		2010-07-02 22:34:00

Author:
Kog
Posts: 2358

Sorry to double post but theres a new ep up! PUT ON YOUR NERD GLASSES AND READ! (Done worry, I wear glasses sometimes too.)

Yeah, it has a MAJOR PLOT POINT in it and the lols. (Theres a political lol in there too! )		2010-07-05 06:25:00

Author:
Kog
Posts: 2358

Nice as always!2010-07-05 15:32:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

I love the new chapters. Keep up the (UBER) awesome work 2010-07-06 01:59:00

Author:
Heckboy88
Posts: 179

Teh lols wers too muchs for teh awesome CB to handle (Esploded?) so he run verily fast uf to teh majickal plase of good majicks stuff to save teh werld of biglittleplanet (wewtbergars!) Does the mainly protagonist CB defet the nemisiery of SNICKER KICKER? Or doeses he do epic fail belly flop and receiver of teh pink color skin near grumbly monster inside middle part of body? Kome back for more on teh nexters chapters of THE ULTIMATE DESTINY OF SACKBOY WHO IS MAINLY PROTAGONIST! ("k")2010-07-10 14:10:00

Author:
SupaSack34
Posts: 180

This stuff is awesome, I shall subscribe!

DOwN WIt teh Baevver!		2010-07-10 17:16:00

Author:
X-FROGBOY-X
Posts: 1800

New episode is out! More is learnt of SNICKER KICKER, and a new character is added! (I guess.) Next episode is going to be a major plot point, so... YEAH!2010-07-10 22:27:00

Author:
Kog
Posts: 2358

Great as always. 2010-07-10 22:31:00

Author:
resistance1
Posts: 812

Awesome man, this is great for teh relziz!!1 1! 2010-07-11 02:50:00

Author:
X-FROGBOY-X
Posts: 1800

@X-FROGBOY-X Oh, I 'frog'ot ( xD ) to mention that you are the tenth subscriber! Meaning you win nothing, but that warm, fuzzy feeling in your stomach. Though that could possible also by a fatal tumor.2010-07-11 02:58:00

Author:
Kog
Posts: 2358

Sorry to double post, but episode 6 is out! And it's filled with a 100% more plot thickening! Go read it!2010-07-13 04:24:00

Author:
Kog
Posts: 2358

Awezum, i lieK IT A wot. 2010-07-13 16:32:00

Author:
X-FROGBOY-X
Posts: 1800

I waz liek WOWZORZ when I sawed tu HOLE NEW EPISOWDS (cuz I was liek gone and stuff and no readed them) and I ZOMGED after I readed episowd SIX! You good job you did, maytee. 2010-07-13 23:55:00

Author:
Heckboy88
Posts: 179

may I subscribe? and DOWN WIT TEH BEAVORZ!

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyt68toYAG1qalwp4o1_500.jpg		2010-07-14 12:04:00

Author:
huntedstorm
Posts: 488

lol! i like ur story! a lot of spelling errors.

and 4 huntedstorm, i'll vote 4 ur beaver anyday! 		2010-07-14 17:06:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

LOL it's hilarious2010-07-21 02:29:00

Author:
ferrrch
Posts: 429

Sorry about the delay fokes! I've been working on an LBP level for the past 2 weeks and haven't really got to writing the next episode, but don't worry, I'll have it up soon! Hopefully. 2010-07-25 01:02:00

Author:
Kog
Posts: 2358

I couldn't read it.....at all......O.o is there something wrong with me? btw there's something called the spell check...you need it...A LOT2010-07-25 02:27:00

Author:
Amigps
Posts: 564

@Amigps I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that... >_<2010-07-26 18:19:00

Author:
Kog
Posts: 2358

I couldn't read it.....at all......O.o is there something wrong with me? btw there's something called the spell check...you need it...A LOT

Note: The following is all purposely done, and to complain about the spelling and grammar is the same as sticking a sticker on your forehead that reads; "IM STOOPID K" Okay? Yeah thanks.

2010-07-26 18:31:00

Author:
Starchy
Posts: 353

So, you gave up? 2010-07-30 21:20:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

Holy chizz..O_O that epic story blew my mind on so many levels... not to mention that i was cracking up the whole time i was reading it xP its the Best story EVAR In my opinion 2010-07-31 03:59:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

Thanks Ninja

@UltimateClay NO! I shall never give up! I've just had relatives over this week (they go tomorrow!) so I haven't been able to write anything 		2010-08-01 07:26:00

Author:
Kog
Posts: 2358

Holy Mcdiddles, when to see new chaptar??@2010-08-09 16:16:00

Author:
SupaSack34
Posts: 180

Well it's been a while (Sorry ) But it's done! I have finished episode seven! Now for a apology I decided to add a little contest to this episode. (I shall now refer to my story as 'Tudoswip' and so should you )

CONTEST:

Pretty much, you design a character, post it here, and the best character will be added to the story!

Now, the requirements for the character are as so:

Your character needs a name. (Full name)
Your character needs a specialty (Ex. Good with Guns, Special Power, etc...)
Your character needs a personality (Ex. Funny, Serious, Mean, etc...)
Your character needs a backstory (Pretty much the events that lead up to him joining the TUDOSWIP gang.)
Your character needs a job that needs finished (Something that the members of Tudoswip need to complete so the person joins them.)
Your character needs a home planet (This universe is all imagination created so it can be whatever you want.)
Your character needs a description (What they look like.)


Remember: the more detail, the better!

Oh and if you can, please use this template: (And change '<insert info here> to the actual information.)

Name: <insert info here>
Description: <insert info here>
Personality: <insert info here>
Specialty: <insert info here>
Home Planet: <insert info here>
Backstory: <insert info here>
Task Needed to be Finished: <insert info here>

Have fun with it, and ask any questions!		2010-08-12 23:10:00

Author:
Kog
Posts: 2358

Episode 7 is awesome as usual! Oh, and heres my entry:

Name: Awesome Sauce
Description: The most awesome sackperson ever
Personality: Tries to save everybody, fails horribly, but still claims he saved everybody. Also brags about his awesomeness.
Specialty: Being awesome
Home Planet: Info Moon
Backstory: Awesome Sauce was chasing his enemy, Fail Burger, when suddenly the ground shook. Awesome Sauce knew that LBP was gonna blow up, cause hes awesome, so he focused all of his awesomeness to create a portal, which he entered. He ended up landing in Chef's room and caught him playing Mass Effect 2. He took Chef's controller to 'save him' and ended up blowing up his TV. He then runs into Cinnamon and brags about how awesome he is. Captain thinks hes from an imaginary group of pirates he hates, so he tazes him. Then Nutman tells him hes 'The ????'
Task Needed to be Finished: Convince Fail Burger hes AWESOME		2010-08-12 23:57:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

When's the deadline?2010-08-13 00:19:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

@CyberSora I don't really have a set date yet, I just want them in before I get to the episode this character appears in (which will be in like 5/6 episodes)2010-08-13 01:06:00

Author:
Kog
Posts: 2358

I couldn't read it.....at all......O.o is there something wrong with me? btw there's something called the spell check...you need it...A LOT


@Amigps I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that... >_<

That was sarcasm.......well I guess it was my fault since I didn't put the following ......................
Sorry for the necro! 		2010-09-03 05:30:00

Author:
Amigps
Posts: 564

*subscribes*

I was liek lololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!1 1!1!!		2010-09-07 20:33:00

Author:
PygmyOwl
Posts: 1316

Shame on those who did not subscribe but still the reading they doo..
*takes out boom stick*
...its time to clense the shame.		2010-10-12 21:29:00

Author:
Bradlee
Posts: 96

lol, i liek tudly lved al teh seriez of teh stry so far and i cna haz entar compurtishen?

Name: The Leetinator
Description: He is a thrown out Master Chef figurine
Personality: He is very vain and pompous
Specialty: He has a good aim, and lots of guns/equipment
Home Planet: Craft Planet
Backstory: One day when The Leetinator was being played by the owner of his XBOX360 he suddenly warped into a strange knitted thingy called GB's (GingerbreadBun, CB's cuz ) pod
Task Needed to be Finished: The Leetinator plans to destroy all Call of Duty games		2010-12-20 14:51:00

Author:
Symin
Posts: 133

^_^ It lives! Calling Cog, calling Cog...Write something. :'( *over*2010-12-20 15:05:00

Author:
PygmyOwl
Posts: 1316

Umm bump? I subscribed.

4 srsly i was liek ROTFLMAO!!		2011-04-19 03:36:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

You do realize this thread is as dead as Charlie Sheens career, right? ...2011-04-19 04:03:00

Author:
Kog
Posts: 2358

revive it or else..... or else i will make it into a lbp2 level series which will completely kill it.....2011-06-01 10:27:00

Author:
nerzdadestroyer
Posts: 1527

This thread is like a really, really indecisive zombie. o.02011-06-02 21:37:00

Author:
PygmyOwl
Posts: 1316


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