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The worst video game ever created

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I tried to make researches how bad some games actually are and i stumbled on this. This game is so bad it's funny. But check out this video to find out why. (It's called Big rigs: over the road racing)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-Y26321_1M&annotation_id=annotation_413513&feature=iv
2010-05-25 12:14:00

Author:
thi766
Posts: 135


the game i couldnt wait for was 50cent blood in the sand because im a big 50 fan and i couldnt wait to play it but i was sad because it sucked so badly , every boss was in a helicopter and it was the same thing over and over
i mean c'mon 50 you can do better than that

.BOUNTY.
2010-05-25 12:18:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623


Wouldn't it be that ET video game?
Most of the carts were buried. No joke.
2010-05-25 12:39:00

Author:
midnight_heist
Posts: 2513


It looks kinda fun! LOL



howMUCHforBOUNTY
i mean c'mon 50 you can do better than that

Ahem, its Fiddy!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaUocEgOFM8
2010-05-25 13:05:00

Author:
Rhys125
Posts: 841


ok then fiddy cent G G G G G G GGG-UNIT !!!! *looking like im gonna kill someone*2010-05-25 14:32:00

Author:
howMUCHforBOUNTY
Posts: 623


I tried to make researches how bad some games actually are and i stumbled on this. This game is so bad it's funny. But check out this video to find out why. (It's called Big rigs: over the road racing)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-Y26321_1M&annotation_id=annotation_413513&feature=iv

I own this game. I bought it for four dollars on ebay. It is as bad as you could possibly imagine. You can accelerate backwards exponentially. Also, your opponent never moves, you can drive through him and park inside of him, and you can drive through bridges and all buildings.

Oh, and you move the same speed up a vertical rock face as you do on flat terrain.

Cheetahman 2 is also a terrible game. Here's a goofy blog entry I wrote about it years ago. I wrote it as my little fox character, which explains why it is written the way it is:

http://www.kappacino.com/wordpress/?p=66

And if you are a fan of bad games, I recommend checking out Drake of the 99 Dragons as well. ^__^
2010-05-25 14:50:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


I see no-one played Superman 64. Good, cause that was a pain to play and looked really bad even for an N64 game.2010-05-25 14:51:00

Author:
Syroc
Posts: 3193


i want big rigs. it looked brilliant. there is no sarcasm here, i really want it. it looks so glitchy! there are no boundaries! magic bridges! that's everything i've ever wanted in a video game!2010-05-25 14:59:00

Author:
trip090
Posts: 1562


We had the speedometer at 1 trillion mph at one point. I think it takes about 15 minutes to get there if you go backwards. At that point, you can't see the world anymore, it's just whiteness.2010-05-25 15:04:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


i want it even more now! there is no other game where the speedometer reaches 1 trillion.2010-05-25 15:14:00

Author:
trip090
Posts: 1562


Actually, I meant the odometer. LOL. But it's still pretty hilarious. Man, it makes me want to boot up my laptop and play it now. Also, in the credits, there was someone credited with sound, but there's not a sound in the stupid game. lol. They released a patch for it fixing this and adding some sounds, but oddly enough, they didn't fix any of the real problems, like the fact that the opponent DOESN'T MOVE. 2010-05-25 15:18:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


I think the fact that E.T. played a role in the video game crash of 1983 adds a point in its "favor" as the worst video game ever. A lot of bad games are made, but how many can claim to have contributed to a nation-wide collapse of the video game market? It takes a special kind of bad to do that.

Also I think they "fixed" the A.I. in Big Rigs with a patch, but it doesn't matter because even if you do nothing the whole race and reach the finish line after the opponent, you still win. "YOU'RE WINNER!"
2010-05-25 15:39:00

Author:
Gilgamesh
Posts: 2536


I actually loved E.T. when I was a kid. I played that game over and over and over again. I think the problem with that game is that you had to study the instruction manual to figure out what the hell to do. But once you did that and got your Ph.D. in E.T.ology, the game was quite fun. 2010-05-25 15:41:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


Wow that sold really? omg

For a game with graphics that FAIL, click here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbHO1ZYhtLk)
2010-05-25 17:06:00

Author:
springs86
Posts: 785


Any of you guys ever play Batman Rise of Sinzu? Now there's a bad game. I won it out of one of those block stacking games that they have in arcades. My friends and I took it home and played it. You have a time limit, but when it runs out, you don't die. The game keeps going. It is just AWFUL! Not as bad as bigrigs or cheetahmen 2, though. 2010-05-25 17:11:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


That ET is the worst game ever is almost fact.2010-05-25 17:35:00

Author:
Unknown User


I dunno. I still like it. lol. People said it was confusing, but it always made perfect sense to me. I mean, you fall into the pits to get reeses pieces and sometimes bits of a transmitter. Then you go to the thing that looks like pac man, radio your home planet and wait for the giant box to come from the sky and take you home. I don't know what's so hard to understand about that.

Seriously, though, I was shocked to find that so many people hated that game when I was older, because when we were kids, we played that game constantly. My friend Allison had to teach me how to play it back then, but there were a lot of atari games like that.
2010-05-25 18:03:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


Wouldn't it be that ET video game?
Most of the carts were buried. No joke.

Aw I was gonna say that but heres footage.
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Bad language below But its bleeped out soo it dont count
Just letin ya no!
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2010-05-25 18:20:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345


I guess getting out of those pits was pretty much one of the worst things ever. You'd get out and fall right back in. I still love it, though, but then again, I'm also the person who seeks out "Unnamed Levels" on lbp. 2010-05-25 18:26:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


....superman 642010-05-25 20:08:00

Author:
767
Posts: 123


Bad language below But its bleeped out soo it dont count
Just letin ya no!
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ah...is it a good idea to microwave this...

undoubtedly the best thing to do with the E.T cartridges.
2010-05-25 20:12:00

Author:
trip090
Posts: 1562


think Big Rigs is bad? HA!

part 1 of review
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdrfRI5SYZg

part 2 of review
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNbeW2jmNOs&feature=related

its a review by spunkeez, a guy who reviews just how awful games can be... he said this game is worse than big rigs, heck, he loved big rigs after this!

its called zoo race, a game, whos sole purpose is to convert people to christianity... and is 110% biased **** i recommend if you are under 13 you don't watch this... as this has cuss words, and if you are under 18 don't play that game! its like being raped by a priest... heck, their is even a race thru HELL! **** how did this get published? its broken, full of stupid bad animations and graphics, and does the opposite of what its supposed to do! it is a -10 on my scale... Big rigs is -10x better in my book... its at least a 1! this game is so wrong... it has turned me from maybe agnostic to definitely Atheist. this is EPIC ****
2010-05-26 04:41:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468


Maplestory - 'nuf said2010-05-26 04:45:00

Author:
Unknown User


ugh...i'm sorry candleman, i know that you are a site admin but... i don't trust you, especially when you hid that song *glares eyes*

btw maplestory rocks <:O
2010-05-26 04:58:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468


I tried to make researches how bad some games actually are and i stumbled on this. This game is so bad it's funny. But check out this video to find out why. (It's called Big rigs: over the road racing)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-Y26321_1M&annotation_id=annotation_413513&feature=iv

Wow... Just.... wow!

Nothing there makes any sense! They took the time to create cars that could ride over mountains, and yet you can't go over a bridge?

I should research this... When was it made? Maybe the funding was cut in the early stages of the game production?
2010-05-26 05:01:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251


ugh...i'm sorry candleman, i know that you are a site admin but... i don't trust you, especially when you hid that song *glares eyes*

btw maplestory rocks <:O

Its cool, i understand. But Maplestory is just filled with a bunch of hackers. And they release patches way too often. Its a real pain. Everytime they update, you gotta go crawl the web for the newest hacks and inject new DLL files. And half of the time you get autoban for years and then you gotta use a bot to make accounts for you and then learn how to configure the autocc and stuff. Its just a real pain. I dont bother with it anymore.

Whoa, HTML is enabled here? One sec...
2010-05-26 05:02:00

Author:
Unknown User


Its cool, i understand. But Maplestory is just filled with a bunch of hackers. And they release patches way too often. Its a real pain. Everytime they update, you gotta go crawl the web for the newest hacks and inject new DLL files. And half of the time you get autoban for years and then you gotta use a bot to make accounts for you and then learn how to configure the autocc and stuff. Its just a real pain. I dont bother with it anymore.

Whoa, HTML is enabled here? One sec...

now don't try anything...

but yah, thats the reason why maplestory for ds hasn't releaseed >.< . my friends account got hacked and got banned for no f'ing reason. he got his account back but all his guys are gone and they think he hacked. they are stupid there sometimes... toontown is much better in my opinion, its fun after all these years even...

@incinerator

check my post...at least that game doesn't shove ***** christianity down your throat!
2010-05-26 05:09:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468


now don't try anything...

but yah, thats the reason why maplestory for ds hasn't releaseed >.< . my friends account got hacked and got banned for no f'ing reason. he got his account back but all his guys are gone and they think he hacked. they are stupid there sometimes... toontown is much better in my opinion, its fun after all these years even...

@incinerator

check my post...at least that game doesn't shove rapist christianity down your throat!

Yeah, all my accounts got hacked recently too. But I dont rly care since I dont play anymore. But honestly, I've never seen an MMO filled with so many hackers before. And I mean the bad kind of hackers! Also, I don't like maple because it gets really repetitive and boring. And I also cant stand how they run the cash shop! Not only are NX items seriously overpriced, but they all expire in like 3 months! I mean come on, seriously.
2010-05-26 05:14:00

Author:
Unknown User


yah, now he plays this (http://www.territorywaronline.com)

god, even psp hackers are half good...
2010-05-26 05:17:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468


Do you know which game has the best advertisements? Evory! hands down!2010-05-26 05:20:00

Author:
Unknown User


Alf is the worst game ive ever played. you just cant get passed the basement part. Genji is in second place. for a ps3 game its just terrible.2010-05-26 05:22:00

Author:
DJKrimz
Posts: 187


... you call those bad games?

Dang... and I thought I was in for a scare ....
2010-05-26 06:12:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


think Big Rigs is bad? HA!

part 1 of review
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdrfRI5SYZg

part 2 of review
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNbeW2jmNOs&feature=related

its a review by spunkeez, a guy who reviews just how awful games can be... he said this game is worse than big rigs, heck, he loved big rigs after this!

its called zoo race, a game, whos sole purpose is to convert people to christianity... and is 110% biased $}{!+ i recommend if you are under 13 you don't watch this... as this has cuss words, and if you are under 18 don't play that game! its like being raped by a priest... heck, their is even a race thru HELL! D@//N how did this get published? its broken, full of stupid bad animations and graphics, and does the opposite of what its supposed to do! it is a -10 on my scale... Big rigs is -10x better in my book... its at least a 1! this game is so wrong... it has turned me from maybe agnostic to definitely Atheist. this is EPIC RAPE

RUN NOAH! RUN!

that game spews crap it's unbelievable.





i want it now.
2010-05-26 16:26:00

Author:
trip090
Posts: 1562


Wow that sold really? omg

For a game with graphics that FAIL, click here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbHO1ZYhtLk)

Wow How could you say that!
This game kicks but!
And it was good for its time sheesh!
2010-05-26 17:26:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345


The RPG Maker games as a whole are pretty bad; while theoretically they let you make your own RPGs the processes are just so unstreamlined that you'd need to put in an incredible amount of work to get anything half decent but otherwise you were basically playing a very bad game maker that let you make really bad games. On the other hand you could create something amusing simply because it was so bad.2010-05-26 19:43:00

Author:
Dapiek Absaroka
Posts: 512


i cannot rememebr what its called but there was a christian game that used the original Wolfenstein engine
wow that was rubbish
2010-05-27 12:25:00

Author:
monkeymagic
Posts: 71


The RPG Maker games as a whole are pretty bad; while theoretically they let you make your own RPGs the processes are just so unstreamlined that you'd need to put in an incredible amount of work to get anything half decent but otherwise you were basically playing a very bad game maker that let you make really bad games. On the other hand you could create something amusing simply because it was so bad.

The ones for the consoles were bad. I have rpgmaker XP, and you can do quite a bit with it if you are willing to code some of the stuff yourself. I realize not everyone knows how to do that (including myself), but I had a few friends who helped me and we were able to do quite a lot with RPG Maker. ^_^
2010-05-27 18:09:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


One of my best creations was emulating E.T. inside Splat Invaders II. . I couldn't resist falling into a pit that's impossible to get out of..... and finding E.T. down there.

I hate to say it Sara.... but I HATED that one too. But I was too young to realize it was a horrible game... I just kept playing it and getting more and more frustrated.

It's odd, too - E.T. was written by the same guy who did Yars Revenge. And that was one of the best 2600 games.
2010-05-27 18:17:00

Author:
CCubbage
Posts: 4430


Why is everyone treating Big Rigs as the worst game ever made? It taught us a valuable life lesson:

You're Winner!

:star::star::star::star::star:<3
2010-05-28 03:23:00

Author:
bonner123
Posts: 1487


Wow that sold really? omg

For a game with graphics that FAIL, click here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbHO1ZYhtLk)

Vib Ribbon is awesome

Here's the worst game ever made: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVfV2OzEHwg
(yes, it's a real game, you can buy it at http://cougarinteractive.com/ for $18)

While Zoo Race may fall into a "so bad it's good" category, here's a game that's just "so bad it's terrible"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jrsKB4g8s0
(warning: strong language)
2010-06-29 00:43:00

Author:
Sporkchops
Posts: 48


Why is everyone treating Big Rigs as the worst game ever made? It taught us a valuable life lesson:

You're Winner!

:star::star::star::star::star:<3

They patched You're Winner out of the version of Big Rigs that I have. I was sad.

I think it's funny that they bothered to fix that, but the opponent still doesn't move and you clip through everything.

And Ccubbage... NOOOOOOO! I love E.T.!!!!!
2010-06-29 02:55:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


No, the opponent moves, at an astounding 20 km/h. And the opponent stops before he reaches the finish line, therefore you can't lose. Great game.2010-06-29 03:01:00

Author:
bonner123
Posts: 1487


Oh, in the version I have, he doesn't move. You can pretty much just park your vehicle inside of him. LOL. I need to take a video of that game. 2010-06-29 03:58:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


that game looks pretty fun but messed at the same time ;P2010-06-29 04:22:00

Author:
Jamesta
Posts: 39


Big Rigs Over The Road Racing has brought me countless minutes of joy. 2010-06-29 11:59:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


In my opion the worst game ever created.

Modern Warfare 2
2010-07-01 17:06:00

Author:
Bluetoes1
Posts: 98


In my opinion, Legendary has got to be THE WORST GAME EVER!!!!!!!!2010-07-02 04:53:00

Author:
Fail4all
Posts: 106


"Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing from publisher GameMill invites gamers to try out what it's like to sit on top of "18 wheels of thunder". Released as a budget title for PCs, Big Rigs serves up brake jamming, CB talking, convoy rolling action acoss the United States of America. Players climb into their big rig for some non-stop cross-country driving action and race from Portland, Oregon, to Miami, Florida, hauling loads and trying to stay one step ahead of the law. For those that like circuit racing better than point-to-point, the developers also included five different tracks for time trials and more outrageous driving action." best game review ever??2010-07-02 05:25:00

Author:
ktmbillyjr
Posts: 177


Wouldn't it be that ET video game?
Most of the carts were buried. No joke.

yo man I have an attari and this game it is so BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2010-07-22 04:38:00

Author:
WESFUN
Posts: 1336


[QUOTE=thi766;479355]I tried to make researches how bad some games actually are and i stumbled on this. This game is so bad it's funny. But check out this video to find out why. (It's called Big rigs: over the road racing)



holy crap just watched it its really really.......................... something but kinda cool to drive on walls
2010-07-22 13:38:00

Author:
dsdavve
Posts: 72


theres this flash game thats terrible (i forgot the name) where you run and its really funny to watch. does anyone know the name of it?
edit: never mind its called qwop.
2010-07-23 15:16:00

Author:
supersonic56
Posts: 287


Sim City Societies. It just wasn't Sim City anymore.

Also, Cities XL could have been a great game if they didn't trashed it with the MMORPG thing.
2010-07-23 15:21:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891


What gdn said. I wouldnt say its the WORST game ever but..it was horrible.2010-07-24 03:31:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262


Criticom PS1.

There is a lot of language in this vid so be warned, but it gets the point across!
Wait another warning, your ears just might explode when you hear the narrator!
But I personally just think it's funny as that kind of voice suits this game so much, it pushes people to complete bitterness lol

Criticom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXNo5ZwSYyo)
2010-07-24 03:43:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370


you got it all wrong.

http://spongebob.nick.com/games/play/spongebob-squarepants-boat-o-cross/

THAT is the worst game ever created.
2010-07-25 07:14:00

Author:
oldage
Posts: 2824


I own this game. I bought it for four dollars on ebay. It is as bad as you could possibly imagine. You can accelerate backwards exponentially. Also, your opponent never moves, you can drive through him and park inside of him, and you can drive through bridges and all buildings.

Oh, and you move the same speed up a vertical rock face as you do on flat terrain.

Cheetahman 2 is also a terrible game. Here's a goofy blog entry I wrote about it years ago. I wrote it as my little fox character, which explains why it is written the way it is:

http://www.kappacino.com/wordpress/?p=66

And if you are a fan of bad games, I recommend checking out Drake of the 99 Dragons as well. ^__^

A racing game where your opponents never move sounds like a pretty big problem, actually.
2010-07-25 15:01:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664


Luigi's Mansion was horrid.2010-07-25 16:39:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654


by me:
http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt210/swanbrown/utility/EGITHWChoiceScreen.jpg
2010-07-26 20:39:00

Author:
swanbrown
Posts: 898


by me:
http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt210/swanbrown/utility/EGITHWChoiceScreen.jpg

Dawww...I lost...

EDIT: WOOT! I just won! Dam that was hard.
2010-07-26 20:51:00

Author:
trip090
Posts: 1562


ODAMA, just google it... >_>

and the most boring video game ever was Desert Bus, a flash game.
I think its the Guinness World Record that gave him this title...not sure
2010-07-26 20:59:00

Author:
Chump
Posts: 1712


actually desert bus is a mini game in the sega cd game Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors. also did you know they had a contest for the game where if you got the most points in it you win a trip to Vegas.2010-07-28 00:14:00

Author:
supersonic56
Posts: 287


This game called "Revolution" on the PC that I totally didn't pirate. Everything about the game is so vague it's just awful. I doubt you could even find it on Google.
And it's like the people who made the dialogue were just learning English.
http://image.gamespotcdn.net/gamespot/images/2002/pc/act/revolution/r_790screen007.jpg
http://image.gamespotcdn.net/gamespot/images/2002/pc/act/revolution/r_790screen010.jpg

"DON`T LET ANY HUMAN BEING IN HTEIR CONTROLLED TERRITORY"
2010-07-28 18:56:00

Author:
Chdonga
Posts: 388


"CORPORATION LABORATORIES" is a very professional name.

All of the grammar mistakes, yet they spelled maintenance right. WTF
2010-07-29 08:02:00

Author:
TheZimInvader
Posts: 3149


It's decent, but Corporation Laboratories is just a section of the entire corporation, which is known as "The Corporation". And I don't understand their evil intentions either. Probably because they never explained it.2010-07-29 20:35:00

Author:
Chdonga
Posts: 388


Hybrid panthers, rabid garbage disposal robots...I don't understand either.2010-07-29 22:58:00

Author:
TheZimInvader
Posts: 3149


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