Archive: 16 posts

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Insert your funniest joke here. One day the president decidet to invite everyone to a party at his house. he had a big pool full of sharks. he said to the people: anyone who dares to swim accros this pool and survive. will get all my money. or my house. Nobody did it. as the president expected. but suddenly someone jumped in the pool. raced accros it. and survived. the president says: Wow. i didn't know somebody would actually do it. So. what do you want? the money? ''no'' oh ok.. my house? ''no''. Then what do you want. ''i want the guy that pushed me in the pool''.

2010-04-11 10:49:00 Author: kernom Posts: 43

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I have a sexist joke, I'm not sexist by the way, I just know someone who tells too many sexist jokes... Man 1: Did you hear about that woman that died yesterday? Man 2: No, what happened? Man 1: She got crushed by a tree. Man 2: Wait... what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

2010-04-11 11:21:00 Author: Doopz Posts: 5592

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I have a sexist joke, I'm not sexist by the way, I just know someone who tells too many sexist jokes... Man 1: Did you hear about that woman that died yesterday? Man 2: No, what happened? Man 1: She got crushed by a tree. Man 2: Wait... what was a tree doing in the kitchen? Oh really you're not sexist. Explain this: http://blog.soliant.com/wp-content/uploads/doctor-picture.jpg The man beats the woman! (I'm a really a sexist person and try to be as sexist as I can because sexism is really funny, lol)

2010-04-11 11:29:00 Author: SR20DETDOG Posts: 2431

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Oh really you're not sexist. Explain this: Owned You mst respect the Girs! Beqause they are Cute and sweet Most of them

2010-04-11 14:19:00 Author: Unknown User

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Why did the woman cross the road?---------Better question yet, why is she out of the kitchen? How do you make your dishwasher into a snow blower?---------Give the ******** a shovel! What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?---------Nothing, you already told her twice! HAHAHAHAHAAH lol... sextist jokes rock... don't even get me started with the racist ones..lol (u kno they're funny )

2010-04-11 16:22:00 Author: UncreativeUserName Posts: 107

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don't even get me started with the racist ones..lol (u kno they're funny ) I hate racist jokes.... The man beats the woman! (I'm a really a sexist person and try to be as sexist as I can because sexism is really funny, lol) Hey! I never said that!!! !!

2010-04-11 16:43:00 Author: Doopz Posts: 5592

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I have a stupid pickup line Do you work at subway because you just gave me a footlong. I have a bunch more that I may get around to posting

2010-04-11 16:46:00 Author: agrx Posts: 192

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Hey, guys... can we tone down the racy jokes? We wouldn't want to actually offend the ladies/younger members around here.

2010-04-11 16:50:00 Author: comphermc Posts: 5338

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Peoples! E for everyone! Jeeez.. some people. If you're gunna start doing lame chat up lines then do them appropriately like errr... "do you have a map? coz i got lost in your eyes" Lolz that was pretty rubbish but there must be betta ones out there!!! Come on peoples! P.S pleaaasse no racist jokes coz they're not ethical or funny

2010-04-11 16:55:00 Author: Keanster96 Posts: 1436

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I think we already have a jokes thread. https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=22724-The-Jokes-Thread&highlight=jokes+thread Search is your friend.

2010-04-11 16:58:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Why did the chicken cross the road? *giggle* TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! Lol that was bad

2010-04-11 17:48:00 Author: agrx Posts: 192

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Your my kayak down the river of love

2010-04-11 17:49:00 Author: agrx Posts: 192

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Hey, guys... can we tone down the racy jokes? We wouldn't want to actually offend the ladies/younger members around here. It's a joke thread... Therefore things said in it are jokes... And therefore are not serious... And therefore people shouldn't be offended... And tehrefore i shall assume you are joking. And therefore, why did the black man/why did the woman... etc etc...

2010-04-11 17:52:00 Author: Unknown User

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Chuck Norris' beard merely hides another fist.

2010-04-11 17:54:00 Author: agrx Posts: 192

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How many men does it take to open a can of beer?--------None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. How do you fix a woman's watch?----------You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

2010-04-11 20:30:00 Author: UncreativeUserName Posts: 107

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What happens when members of a community ignore a moderator? The thread gets locked!

2010-04-11 23:21:00 Author: mrsupercomputer Posts: 1335

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