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What stupid things have you done?

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We have a post your stupidy in LBP thread, so I decided to make one for real life. That and I kind of did something really stupid the other day.

So I got invited to this party today and I was like yeah sounds good I'll come. So I just did whatever filling in time untill it was time to go then 6:00 came around and I started to get ready. I was finally ready to go and drove off. I got to house, went to front door and introduced myself to the persons dad, turns out I was 24hrs too early.:blush:

I've got heaps more I'll get around to posting. In the meantime you can share your stupidity.		2010-04-08 11:08:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Oh god 24 hours early to a party thats a bit stupid.

I dont think I have really done anything that stupid.		2010-04-08 11:12:00

Author:
robotiod
Posts: 2662

Oh god 24 hours early to a party thats a bit stupid.

I dont think I have really done anything that stupid.
Hmmm that didn't really help me feel any better. Any stupitiy would be good atm.		2010-04-08 11:16:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Oh god 24 hours early to a party thats a bit stupid.

I dont think I have really done anything that stupid.

Awww that was a bit mean.. He just got the date confused and cool that he posted that. I am sure you have done something silly at some point.

Plus it reminds me of something I did quite awhile ago.

A long long time ago, I was working for this one company and later that morning found we had missed an important deadline by getting it to the early morning courier for a delivery to Bowling Green Kentucky. We were located in Indianapolis, Indiana. So it turned out that my task was to drive down there and make the delivery myself. Well for me this was pretty darn sweet. Got to use my car and just listen to music and drive, plus it was an awesome day out! Thing is, it is a long long drive and took me some 6- 7 hours round trip including pit stops, grabbing lunch and actually making the delivery. My normal hours back then were like 4am to 4pm 7 days a week. Yup..kinda freaky, but I was young and happy to have the job. When I got back it was already late afternoon and past my normal quitting time, so I left for home. Once home, I turned on the stereo and sunk into my chair in the living room and instantly fell asleep. When I woke up, it was somewhat dark out and in my sleep induced fog I thought I had slept till the next morning. I looked at the clock, saw it was 7 o'clock and dashed out the door as was running horribly late. Three hours late!! So I zoomed downtown and thought it was a bit odd that there wasn't as much traffic as I thought might have been, but I hurried on. I finally got to work and ran into the place, where the 2nd shift supervisor was still there!

He looked at me and said.. "Dude! What the heck are you doing back here!?"

Well, still in a bit of a daze from the trip I explained I had fallen asleep in the living room and overslept so I hurried on in.

He told me... "It's 7pm!!! You just left an hour ago!"

ARRRRRGH!!! I found it hysterical... he did too. 		2010-04-08 12:49:00

Author:
jwwphotos
Posts: 11383

Tried to do a flip on a bouncy castle, kneed myself in the face and gave myself a black eye. That help?2010-04-08 15:04:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Jumped on a netless trampoline, fell, got my pants caught in the sprimg, and faceplanted the ground. Got back on the trampoline, same thing happened. Then, I got back on and it happened AGAIN. All of them were very, very, painful.2010-04-09 01:46:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

I once drank from a bottle water that seemed normal.Turns out it was the vinegar I put in there just the day before. Yuck!

Oh, and the second stupid thing I did was post that last thing on this thread. Yup... now I let everybody know of my DRINK FAIL for humurous reasons.		2010-04-09 01:50:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Jumped on a netless trampoline, fell, got my pants caught in the sprimg, and faceplanted the ground. Got back on the trampoline, same thing happened. Then, I got back on and it happened AGAIN. All of them were very, very, painful.
I did something similar once, I fell through the corner and ended up hanging there by one leg upside down luckily I didn't hurt myself.

I once drank from a bottle water that seemed normal.Turns out it was the vinegar I put in there just the day before. Yuck!

Oh, and the second stupid thing I did was post that last thing on this thread. Yup... now I let everybody know of my DRINK FAIL for humurous reasons.
Posting that here wasn't stupid. Besides it's no where near as bad what I did im my OP.
Thanks everyone		2010-04-09 02:14:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

when i was in my bicycle and my front wheel getted in a hole. i just have been 'shot' to the front and hit my face. thank god im ok xD2010-04-09 02:24:00

Author:
ViniciusBR11
Posts: 546

Oh wait I remember there was this exercise bike thing in my back garden. It was ancient so nothing technological about it just a big heap of metal with pedals. I randomly decided to stick my upper body through the handle bars. They were shaped like an tight oval and the handles on each side were sort of backwards s shaped, if you can imagine that.. Anyway I was still holding onto the lower part of the oval as I stuck my head through and then I extended forward as if triumphant. Then gravity kicked in and my weight caused the bike to topple forward.. face plant.

Other stupidity which is just so embarrassing when it occurs. Head getting stuck in between wooden beams holding up top bunk on a bunk bed. When it happens you don't want to panic but it's so freaky your like ehhhh get me out of here so the silent struggle to escape the headlock the bed has you in ensues. That's happened a few times.		2010-04-09 03:22:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Most definitely yes! And it snuck up on me so quickly that I could not escape. Luckily there was a beanbag in the cargo hold that broke my fall to say the least. It's so funny now.


Ooops...sorry, wrong thread.		2010-04-09 03:33:00

Author:
RickRock_777
Posts: 1567

It's too stupid - I'll wait until someone posts something even stupider so that mine looks less stupid by default.2010-04-09 07:45:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251

It's too stupid - I'll wait until someone posts something even stupider so that mine looks less stupid by default.

Now you have me really interested.

Here's another one of my stupid moments,
I was spinning on a computer chair that had no arms or back. I could only go so fast by myself so I got my friend to spin me around faster. I came off and slammed my head against the wall knocking myself out cold. Well that's what I was told happened anyway.		2010-04-09 08:57:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Now you have me really interested.

Here's another one of my stupid moments,
I was spinning on a computer chair that had no arms or back. I could only go so fast by myself so I got my friend to spin me around faster. I came off and slammed my head against the wall knocking myself out cold. Well that's what I was told happened anyway.

Wow, reminds me of something that happened to a friend and me once back in high school. We had this huge studio to ourselves once, so we took a wheeled office chair, attached rope to it, and we'd take turns spinning each other round at ridiculous speeds. At one point the chair got away from me, the centrifugal force was too much to handle, the thing was going out of control. I slammed my friend into the wall. He got up and went to the white board on the wall, and proceeded to draw a before-and-after picture of what he felt his penis probably looked like now that I had thoroughly smashed it.

That same night (we had snuck into the school over Easter weekend), we had called it a night and were walking across the street to the car. In order to remain anonymous on the school's security cameras we wore makeshift paper-bag masks. As a car drove down the street right in front of us, my friend growled "take your mask off!!!" Yes, I had forgotten I was wearing a crinkly paper bag mask on my face. Walking away from a school. At 3 in the morning on a weekend.

Other stupid things I've done?

I fell in love.		2010-04-09 21:40:00

Author:
Teebonesy
Posts: 1937

i forgot today to have the house keys so i broke in at my own home to come in 2010-04-09 22:10:00

Author:
Unknown User

I was browsing the Spore Wiki when some random page popped out saying I had a virus. It was obviously fake, and I laughed at its horrible attempts to fool me. Turns out I did it for to long and now have some weird virus and some thing called Digital Protection keeps popping up.

UPDATE: Actually I got it from some other site. cant remember which though		2010-04-09 23:42:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

I was browsing the Spore Wiki when some random page popped out saying I had a virus. It was obviously fake, and I laughed at its horrible attempts to fool me. Turns out I did it for to long and now have some weird pr0n virus and some thing called Digital Protection keeps popping up.

HOW DO I EXPLAIN THAT TO MY PARENTS? D:

Sit them down, somewhere near a window. Write down a message saying you left a virus on the computer, drop the message on the floor, dive out the window. By the time they've read the message, you'll be on your way to Mexico.		2010-04-09 23:45:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

I was browsing the Spore Wiki when some random page popped out saying I had a virus. It was obviously fake, and I laughed at its horrible attempts to fool me. Turns out I did it for to long and now have some weird pr0n virus and some thing called Digital Protection keeps popping up.

HOW DO I EXPLAIN THAT TO MY PARENTS? D:

Wait, did get teh virus from pr0n, or was the virus "about" it?

And the stupidest thing? I don't really know...		2010-04-10 00:04:00

Author:
chezhead
Posts: 1063

Well, a few years ago I had unloaded a whole pickup truck full of mulch onto all of my flower beds. When I finished spreading the mulch I sprayed out the truck bed with the garden hose. When it was all nice and clean I threw the hose out the back of the truck. I was about to climb down off the truck but decided to jump out instead. Unfortunately, I landed on the hose and sprained my knee. I spent the rest of the night in the emergency room. It didn't end there though...all the nurses and doctors were laughing about the lady who fell out of the pickup truck. 2010-04-10 00:08:00

Author:
TheCountessZ
Posts: 537

aww cute but ouchie story ...

My stupidest thing?
I have nothing on my mind for the moment...		2010-04-10 00:38:00

Author:
Chump
Posts: 1712

The stupidest thing i have done is get involved in gaming lol.2010-04-10 00:56:00

Author:
lbpholic
Posts: 1304

I tried to impress a girl with my levels....2010-04-10 01:11:00

Author:
comishguy67
Posts: 849

Well, a few years ago I had unloaded a whole pickup truck full of mulch onto all of my flower beds. When I finished spreading the mulch I sprayed out the truck bed with the garden hose. When it was all nice and clean I threw the hose out the back of the truck. I was about to climb down off the truck but decided to jump out instead. Unfortunately, I landed on the hose and sprained my knee. I spent the rest of the night in the emergency room. It didn't end there though...all the nurses and doctors were laughing about the lady who fell out of the pickup truck.

This reminds me of something else I did. It isn't so much stupidity, well ok the game was a pretty stupid idea.
When I was younger me and a group of friends were playing a game that involved running around a pitch black house, I forget the actual point of the game but that's what it involved. I was hiding and heard someone coming so I quickly ran towards the doorway problem was someone else came running the other way. My mouth slammed into his head which almost completely knocked out my top left front tooth.

My tooth was just hanging out from the gums. Of course I didn't know this since I can't see my own mouth and everyone else was so shocked the couldn't get the words out to tell me what was wrong. So I was screaming as anyone would and went to hospital holding a pack of frozen peas in my mouth in a vain attempt to ease the pain. I don't remember exactly what hapened while we were at the hospital but it ended up that nothing could be done that night. So I just had to go home and try to get some sleep with my tooth just dangling from my gum.

The next morning my mum was calling every dentist she came across in the phone book, as many of the dentists just coldn;t fix something like this. Finally there was one dentist who agreed to help. So me, my mum and the dentist all headed of to the dentist's building (I'm not sure what you call it). He ended up sticking my tooth back into the gum and made some makeshift braces by bending up a paper clip and fixed it to my teeth with some special glue.

I can't thank the dentist enough for what he did. When my mum called him he was in the middle of moving house with his wife and new born baby but he left them to help me even though it was a difficult job and he didn't have much to work with. He did a great job too as my tooth looks no different to before the accident except that now I don't have a gap between my two front teeth.		2010-04-10 01:24:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Happened to me recently. That day, the hall in the apartment was being painted, along with the walls and floors. So after school, I come home only to find my keys are missing. I call someone I know who has an extra spare into the house, and while I'm calling I lean against the wall. The person doesn't pick up so I pace in the hallway and lean against another wall. No one has picked up at this point and in my frustration I sit on the stairs and wait for one of my parents to get home. Let's just say they found my clothes changed colors that day :T2010-04-10 01:30:00

Author:
Ricano
Posts: 434

Happened to me recently. That day, the hall in the apartment was being painted, along with the walls and floors. So after school, I come home only to find my keys are missing. I call someone I know who has an extra spare into the house, and while I'm calling I lean against the wall. The person doesn't pick up so I pace in the hallway and lean against another wall. No one has picked up at this point and in my frustration I sit on the stairs and wait for one of my parents to get home. Let's just say they found my clothes changed colors that day :T

Haha I wish I was there to see that.
So I ended having a really good time at the party, even with all the jokes that got dealt to me. Though I'm fairly tired now since I got about 30-60min sleep.		2010-04-10 01:48:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

That's good to hear I remembered something really stupid that happened to me years ago. It was about 2am, all I had on was a t-shirt so I was fairly cold. In an attempt to conserve some heat I pulled my arms inside the t-shirt and crossed them. Walking along and being young I was wandering about a bit. I couldn't see all too well either as there was no lights along the path. I ended up tripping and smashing my face off the edge of a curb, with my arms tucked away I had no way of stopping the fall. It was a bloody mess and I end up with a huge scab all over my face that lasted what felt like forever. There was no mirrors, this was on holiday by the way, our yearly trip to a place called Mosney where we had a mobile home. There was this absolutely tiny mirror in the bathroom but I was too small to reach. So the first time I seen my face again was in this hall of mirrors and it was scary looking that's for sure.2010-04-10 03:11:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

It happened a couple days after I got LBP. I was playing around in my living room and I knocked down a trophy. It broke in two and I was waiting to push the rewind button.2010-04-11 01:04:00

Author:
Silver39
Posts: 1703

Hmm... let's see...

-Crashed my computer about 5-6 times
-Bought an umbrella off a street vendor
-Ate a Coca-Cola, ICEE and cheese drenched nacho
-Showed up to school in shorts and a t-shirt when it was 25 degrees outside

Erm... most of the really stupid stuff happens to everyone else I know (my friends, family, etc.).

For example, me and my friend Andrew were painting my room. The electrical outlets were hanging out so we just painted around them. The paint-job was horrible, but that wasn't the worst part. One day, during our 4-5 day renovation, we were applying the main layer of paint. Andrew was trying to paint around one of the open sockets with his paint-roller. It was getting in the way, making it difficult for him. So... he decided to move it out of the way with his paint-roller. Now, the top was a padded roller, but the handle was made out of metal. Guess which part he decided to move the socket with?
Anywho, so as he moves it out of the way, the metal handle makes contact with an open wire, and *ZAP!!!* He drops to the floor spazzing out and groaning. Me being the helpful friend I was... I panicked and ran straight out of the room . I was screaming to my mom "MOM!!! ANDREW'S DEAD!! CALL AN AMBULENCE!! BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!!!". And while all of this was happening, Andrew was still lying on the floor, moaning, with the paint-roller still in his hand. He starts grumbling, "Duuude, I'm not dead... Aahhhh..." I got back into the room, and there he was: lying on the floor, looking up at the ceiling, dazed and confused. So I did what anyone would do in that situation... laugh at him.

I ought to tell you about my uncle's Marines story... but only if you're interested...		2010-04-11 04:56:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

I thought of a funny one. My friend dared me to highlight all the icons on the computer and press ENTER.

(Don't try this at home!)		2010-04-11 04:59:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251

Firstly I've decided to put the rest of the details into my story, which is a few post up.



For example, me and my friend Andrew were painting my room. The electrical outlets were hanging out so we just painted around them. The paint-job was horrible, but that wasn't the worst part. One day, during our 4-5 day renovation, we were applying the main layer of paint. Andrew was trying to paint around one of the open sockets with his paint-roller. It was getting in the way, making it difficult for him. So... he decided to move it out of the way with his paint-roller. Now, the top was a padded roller, but the handle was made out of metal. Guess which part he decided to move the socket with?
Anywho, so as he moves it out of the way, the metal handle makes contact with an open wire, and *ZAP!!!* He drops to the floor spazzing out and groaning. Me being the helpful friend I was... I panicked and ran straight out of the room . I was screaming to my mom "MOM!!! ANDREW'S DEAD!! CALL AN AMBULENCE!! BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!!!". And while all of this was happening, Andrew was still lying on the floor, moaning, with the paint-roller still in his hand. He starts grumbling, "Duuude, I'm not dead... Aahhhh..." I got back into the room, and there he was: lying on the floor, looking up at the ceiling, dazed and confused. So I did what anyone would do in that situation... laugh at him.

I ought to tell you about my uncle's Marines story... but only if you're interested...
Oh my god, that must have been scary, for both of you.
As for you uncle's story, I'm always interesting in the stupid things people do, one of the few books I have read is the Darwin Awards. I absolutely love that book, always akes me feel better about myself.


I thought of a funny one. My friend dared me to highlight all the icons on the computer and press ENTER.

(Don't try this at home!)
Haha yeah, that's a trick that always get done at school, it never gets old.

Looks like it time for my to share another one of my stories.
Me, my brother and a few friends were in a room and were supposed to be practicing practicing our lines (I used to be in a small drama group, outside of school). So we were just basically mucking up, then my brother dared me to run up and slide across the floor on a big sheet of acetate (plastic basically). So me being me I thought, "Hey, why not?" It all went fine and was great fun untill I realised sheets of acetate don't come with brakes. I ended up slamming into the wall which conviniently had an airconditioner placed at knee height. So I ended up limping for the rest of the day, luckily that was the extent of my injuries.		2010-04-11 07:52:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Once, I went to the Cheesecake Factory, which,btw, is my fav restaurant. Well every time I got there I only eat bread, my plate and desert, never entrees. That day I didn't have breakfast so I would be starving when I got there, and I was. I ate 5 pieces of bread, two BIG glasses of coke, an entree, my plate and dessert. Turns out I wasn't starving THAT much so I got sick and had to stay in bed for the rest of the day. I was really sick and I threw up on the car, it was pretty gross... That's a mistake I will NEVER make again, no matter how hungry I am...2010-04-23 00:03:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978

Ah, lets see..
Oh!

I once decided to take a shorcut to the store by jumping a wooden fence, and have you ever heard that saying "flip-flops and fences don't go thogether"?
Yes? well, guess what i was wearing when i attempted the jump...

My foot got caught on the fence while jumping so instead i fell face first on the concrete...
Next thing i know i have a face full of blood and a whole lot of pain.

So next time you think about jumping a fence with flip-flops, DON'T the rumors ARE true and you will end up with a whole lot of pain.

Oh and also i watched the Cleveland show once, now THAT was a stupid thing to do.
BAM!
2010-04-23 00:21:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707

Oh and also i watched the Cleveland show once, now THAT was a stupid thing to do.
BAM!


didun tsshhhh! Silverleon everybody

well i kinda do stupid stuff all the time so its hard to pick anything in particular...oh yea a long time ago me and my friends had a wooden jump and we were going down my hill on anything with wheels and hitting it. My bike back then had lost its chain a few times before so idk why i found myself going full speed down a hill at a dinky ramp lol, the chain falls off and gets caught up making the bike flip and me and it went tumbling down in a mess together till i finally stopped under a car lol (parked ;P) good times		2010-04-23 00:29:00

Author:
Littlebigdude805
Posts: 1924

First of all, MY THREAD LIVES!!!


Once, I went to the Cheesecake Factory, which,btw, is my fav restaurant. Well every time I got there I only eat bread, my plate and desert, never entrees. That day I didn't have breakfast so I would be starving when I got there, and I was. I ate 5 pieces of bread, two BIG glasses of coke, an entree, my plate and dessert. Turns out I wasn't starving THAT much so I got sick and had to stay in bed for the rest of the day. I was really sick and I threw up on the car, it was pretty gross... That's a mistake I will NEVER make again, no matter how hungry I am...
That's pretty gross, but not quite as gross as when my brother and I were in the car and he decides to throw up in the car and all over me! Which almost made me throw up but I kept it down. The car smelt horrible for weeks, so bad I sprayed it with deodorant just for the 10 minute drive to school.


Ah, lets see..
Oh!

I once decided to take a shorcut to the store by jumping a wooden fence, and have you ever heard that saying "flip-flops and fences don't go thogether"?
Yes? well, guess what i was wearing when i attempted the jump...

My foot got caught on the fence while jumping so instead i fell face first on the concrete...
Next thing i know i have a face full of blood and a whole lot of pain.

So next time you think about jumping a fence with flip-flops, DON'T the rumors ARE true and you will end up with a whole lot of pain.

Oh and also i watched the Cleveland show once, now THAT was a stupid thing to do.
BAM!

Don't feel too stupid, just today one of my friends at school tried to jump a concrete wall, roughly 60cm high. He missed and landed face first on concrete as well, except he didn't start bleeding.


didun tsshhhh! Silverleon everybody

well i kinda do stupid stuff all the time so its hard to pick anything in particular...oh yea a long time ago me and my friends had a wooden jump and we were going down my hill on anything with wheels and hitting it. My bike back then had lost its chain a few times before so idk why i found myself going full speed down a hill at a dinky ramp lol, the chain falls off and gets caught up making the bike flip and me and it went tumbling down in a mess together till i finally stopped under a car lol (parked ;P) good times
I've done some pretty stupid things on my bike too. I'm always locking up the back wheel and sliding it, it's really fun when you do it down hill. Anyway I was riding along a gravel road, getting speed up and doing skids. Then I get the brilliant idea of trying to do it with my front wheel. So I get some speed up, get myself ready and hit the front brakes hard. Amazingly it worked but it turns out you can't steer very well when your front wheel isn't spinning. So next thing I know I go heading off course and hit a log, which sends me flying and I go sliding along a gravel road. I ended up having to ride home with grazed knees and bloody hands.		2010-04-23 06:57:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Does putting a $50 bill in the microwave count? On top of wasting money, I also ended up with a small fire.

Oh, how about eating soap? I saw that in Ren and Stimpy, so I wanted to try...

Those were when I was a little kid. I haven't really done anything stupid recently, that wasn't done on purpose... 		2010-04-23 12:53:00

Author:
KlawwTheClown
Posts: 1106

I once divided by zero.
I... I've never been the same...		2010-04-25 20:31:00

Author:
Voodeedoo
Posts: 724

Don't feel too stupid, just today one of my friends at school tried to jump a concrete wall, roughly 60cm high. He missed and landed face first on concrete as well, except he didn't start bleeding.

Ah well, that's probably because the fence i jumped was about twice as tall as i was...
Yeah, it reall hurt.

And well, how conveninet you revived this thread as i just had something else happen to me last night (well technically today as it was like 1:30 am or so...
I walked around a little corner and whatnot and well it was dark, but i'm used to walking around in the darkness, but then i returned i forgot i had to turn (it was a small turn, could "almost" go diagonnalt, but still had to turn a little) well i forgot about it and well, i turned around and crashed full force into it...

No bleeding this time, but the crash woke up everyone at the house
So yeah...stil hurts today.		2010-04-25 20:43:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707

@Silverleon: You also did this a few minutes ago:


It might be just me,
but I noticed that instead of the thermo flashing when a level is full,
it notifies that you cannot put anything in the level as its getting too complex.


Erm... huh?
lol, I think you got the wrong thread m8.


How? I think that fits this thread....


Oh wow!
That's a MAJOR fail on my part, I"M the one in the wrong thread.

Well then, i shall leave now before i humiliate myself any further...		2010-04-25 20:56:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Umm... the other day at school I open a lighter and droped it and almost put my friend on fire.2010-04-26 02:28:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Umm... the other day at school I open a lighter and droped it and almost put my friend on fire.
I can't bothered going into detail right now but one of my friends at school lit his butt on fire, which is really dangerous since the pants are highly flamable but my god it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen		2010-04-26 03:12:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Speaking of lighters... erm... well, all I have to say is that we lit one and started stomping on it. You can probably figure the rest out yourself...2010-04-26 05:19:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

A years days ago, I was in art class, and we weren't doing anything, so my friend decides to play this game where you have to stare at the floor while spinning and then going on one direction, I made the mistake to accept her dare. When I was done spinning I was about to hit myself on the head with a wall, but instead i tried to balance myself, but it just made it worse and I fell on my butt, on the hard CONCRETE floor, and hit myself so hard, that by the time I got to school it was all purple and black, and I couldn't sit or sleep on my back.
It hurt soo much!!!!		2010-04-26 22:49:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978

I'm starting to think I have a worryingly large number of posts in this ol' thread o' mine, but what the heck here's another story for all of you to read and then secretly laugh inside at my misfortune but never express it since you don't want to hurt my feelings. So enjoy

When I was younger I used to be in a youth arts group (we did acting), we always took a book and a pen to each class. One afternoon I was all ready to go, my mum was in the car waiting for me to get in. I must have been excited for something or maybe I was just being generally stupid, either way I was skiping down the drive way to the car swinging my arms wildly, book in one hand pen in the other. Next thing I know I've swung my arm too far and lodged the pen into my leg which led to a whole lot of blood. As well as a scar and we all know chicks dig scars... right?		2010-04-27 07:26:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

I'm starting to think I have a worryingly large number of posts in this ol' thread o' mine, but what the heck here's another story for all of you to read and then secretly laugh inside at my misfortune but never express it since you don't want to hurt my feelings. So enjoy

When I was younger I used to be in a youth arts group (we did acting), we always took a book and a pen to each class. One afternoon I was all ready to go, my mum was in the car waiting for me to get in. I must have been excited for something or maybe I was just being generally stupid, either way I was skiping down the drive way to the car swinging my arms wildly, book in one hand pen in the other. Next thing I know I've swung my arm too far and lodged the pen into my leg which led to a whole lot of blood. As well as a scar and we all know chicks dig scars... right?

I'm not going to laugh...I like you way too much		2010-04-27 20:13:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978

I'm simply prone to looking like an idiot at every possible moment.2010-04-28 19:19:00

Author:
Fastbro
Posts: 1277

Yesterday I fell asleep with gum in my mouth, and got it stuck on my hair. It took HOURS to finally free my hair from the Trident monster.2010-05-02 19:40:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978

I slid on my socks stright into a box, right into a wall, landing on a table, knocking over the table, hitting me in the head. (good thing it was a small table!) the following is all literal. I have been scared of boxes and walls whenever they have been together ever since. My knee tingles every once in ahwile ( i think i moved my knee cap a bit! )2010-05-02 23:16:00

Author:
grayspence
Posts: 1990

Thinking this community would be free from illiterate people and trolls. I was wrong. Nothing perfect, I guess!
Other than that, doing "boxing" with my cat. I still have a scratch on my hand.		2010-05-03 00:10:00

Author:
chezhead
Posts: 1063

Time for me to share another one...

At my house the fridge and the bench have about a 1m (3'4") gap between them. It used to be one of my favourite things to press one hand hard up against the fridge door and the other on top of the bench. I would lift myself up off the ground and swing back and forth, it's surprisingly fun. Me being me though I had to take it to the limit, i was swinging as high as I could and inevitably ended up loosing grip. I fell from about 1.5m(5ft) up onto the tiles with all my weight on my knee. I swear I was lucky I didn't do any permanent damage.		2010-05-03 02:43:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Bumpity Bump...

So here's a good one for ya. Out of all the times I could have locked my house and car keys in the house was when my brother had recently moved away, my parents were away for the week and my sister is working over the other side of town. So I had absolutely no way of getting my keys and I had to be at work in 15mins. Fantastic!

EDIT: forgot to add that today's work pretty much determined whether or not I would get the job, so yeah :/

All worked out in the end, but it was amazing how in an instant my day changed from going to work at 4:30 after waking up at 12 being the only thing I had do today to almost everything going completely wrong.		2011-10-22 14:43:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Bumpity Bump...

So here's a good one for ya. Out of all the times I could have locked my house and car keys in the house was when my brother had recently moved away, my parents were away for the week and my sister is working over the other side of town. So I had absolutely no way of getting my keys and I had to be at work in 15mins. Fantastic!

EDIT: forgot to add that today's work pretty much determined whether or not I would get the job, so yeah :/

All worked out in the end, but it was amazing how in an instant my day changed from going to work at 4:30 after waking up at 12 being the only thing I had do today to almost everything going completely wrong.
How did you get your keys then? Did you have to break into the house? Or did you have car keys on seperate keyring so it didn't matter as much? 		2011-10-22 15:46:00

Author:
Ayneh
Posts: 2454

How did you get your keys then? Did you have to break into the house? Or did you have car keys on seperate keyring so it didn't matter as much?

I caught a taxi back home and just sat there doing nothing until my sister finished work and drove a key over to me.		2011-10-22 15:50:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Decided to take a swig of hot-sauce just "to see how it tasted".2011-10-22 16:04:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

Buy Kinect. My living room is not big enough so it was money wasted.2011-10-23 09:39:00

Author:
alaskadawn
Posts: 101

when your at a fancy dinner party with fancy cups, never try to pour water into your tea.

FUUUUUU-		2011-10-23 17:58:00

Author:
Cactii
Posts: 426

Whacking lighters with hammers is no good idea.
(I think I posted this before.)		2011-10-23 18:42:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

I tried to impress a girl with my levels....

Ha ha, where I am at people get impressed if you can create a picture on the computer.		2011-10-23 19:06:00

Author:
Cactii
Posts: 426

Alright, I gotta get in on this, in order of stupidity:

Number 3: Bored, on a summer night, while riding around with three friends, I decided that it would be a good idea to rubber-band thirty sparklers together and light them at the same time. Furthermore, I decided it would be a good idea to hold the sparklers while leaning around the passenger seat and out the window of my friends Talon, as I was seated in the back seat. A single sparkler ignited on the top of the bundle, and I decided to rotate it and give it a second light.

This turned out to be a bad idea.

All thirty of the sparklers ignited at the same time, causing a flash-bangish explosion of light and smoke. The driver accidentally threw the car in reverse, jerking my arm against the door frame and the sparklers against my index, middle, and ring finger of my right hand. The warnings ARE true, by the way, it flash-fried the skin on all three fingers into inch-to-inch and a half blisters within seconds. Dropping the sparklers while my friend spit dirt out from under the tires, we proceeded home to administer first aid to myself. This, again, turned into a horrible idea, and I ended up making the trip to the ER two hours later. On the plus side, no scarring or damage resulted (lucky).

Number 2: So...my brother is a martial arts instructor (jeet kune do or something, I was never too interested myself) and in a fit of absolute blazing boredom, I decide to play with his Katana he has stashed at the house I'm living in the basement of. Immediately upon removing the sword from it's sheathe, I realize something is wrong as my thumb and index on my left hand have gone numb and begun spraying large amount of a liquid I recognize as blood. After assessing that yes, I do indeed need to go to the hospital, my brother begrudgingly drives me there, irritated at my mass stupidity. In spite of doctors careful work (it was a cool surgery to watch) I still have no feeling in my thumb, and little in my finger.

....aaaaaand the winner, ladies and gentlemen, if ANYONE is still reading this wall-o-text/idiocy confessional.....

Number 3: Hanging on to a car while skateboarding. Essentially, I did everything wrong that you could. I was wearing combat boots and a t-shirt. The road grade was absolutely horrible. Heck, I'd only been riding for three days, and both me and my friend agree now that 35 mph was too fast for me. I might have been ok if I'd done the stunt-man roll when the board kicked out from under me, but I was not that collected in my actions. Instead, I sort of...egyptian-cartwheeled, with my right arm slamming into my ribs, elbow up, hand turned down (as though you were a waiter dropping a plate away from yourself). Instantly, I felt ribs shatter and my shoulder dislocate.

If you find yourself in that situation, and your friend, who happened to be (thank god) an EMT, is screaming "Don't sit up! Don't sit up!" do yourself a favor and listen to him. Having a lung collapse feels like a vacuum.

In the end, 7 days laying in a hospital bed (no standing, no sitting straight up, nothing) and 9 months of take it reaaaal easy at home...I'm good now...for the most part

That's the end of my wall-o-text, but the OP should feel at least reassured that he's not swimming in the Ocean of Idiot alone; there's plenty of us peeing in that pool ;p

EDIT: Don't get me started on social flounders; if "sticking your foot in your mouth" was a literal term, I wouldn't have any teeth left.		2011-10-29 10:20:00

Author:
EvilWuun
Posts: 152

so happy this thread is still alive. ok its only a small thing but.... P.E.... me and my friends matt and henry where waiting in the P.E. dept because henry had a detention.... and the P.E. teacher scares henry like hell ( henry was backed against a wall and the P.E. teacher came up to him and said "WHERES YOUR$ P.E. KIT!!" and henry started to speak but the P.E teacher shouted " STAND ON ONE FOOT!. PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!" he did it and you can guess that everyone laughed) so me and matt tried to comfort him in the traditional way, mocking the P.E. teacher. after a while i said " well you know hes just a..." and then he walked out of the doors, he must have heard me... so i was standing there in the most awkward situation as a gang of teachers looked at me. i then said ".... wonderful person!" and edged out of the room.... very very awkward.2011-10-29 12:32:00

Author:
nerzdadestroyer
Posts: 1527

I have done something Horrible and stupid,

A couple of days ago me and my friends were hanging about in the college were going too next summer and The best-looking girl in the whole college comes up to me and I say Hi and put a stupid smile on my face , you can guess what im suspecting, she says "Hey Alex..." and then my friend pours water all down my back and out of anger I turn around grab the bottle from his hand , then smash it over his head , the bottle explodes and soaks the girl, no suprise she walks away!

2011-10-29 14:06:00

Author:
butter-kicker
Posts: 1061

I have done something Horrible and stupid,

A couple of days ago me and my friends were hanging about in the college were going too next summer and The best-looking girl in the whole college comes up to me and I say Hi and put a stupid smile on my face , you can guess what im suspecting, she says "Hey Alex..." and then my friend pours water all down my back and out of anger I turn around grab the bottle from his hand , then smash it over his head , the bottle explodes and soaks the girl, no suprise she walks away!



You and your friends have a very strange way of hanging out.		2011-10-29 21:43:00

Author:
SnipySev
Posts: 2452

I once smashed a girl over the head with a large plank of wood when we were in Nursery School.
That was pretty stupid...



Worth it though.		2011-11-04 22:20:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

I once smashed a girl over the head with a large plank of wood when we were in Nursery School.

Oh, the irony. 		2011-11-06 19:49:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Oh, the irony.
Irony? What irony?		2011-11-06 22:06:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

THIS IRONY! *produces physical representation of irony*2011-11-06 23:01:00

Author:
nerzdadestroyer
Posts: 1527

Let's see...

one time i stuffed a roll in the microwave, and put it on for about 50 minutes... (I was 4ish)
I tried waving to someone while standing on my bike pedals...
i lost my house key in my pack...
I made the mistake of watching certain anime without pre-checking...
and several other things...		2011-11-07 03:13:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276

@Skeggers-: Getting hurt in nursery school.


I tried waving to someone while standing on my bike pedals...

You can't do that? xD
Its so easy. 		2011-11-07 19:53:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Hey, I wasn't pedaling, and I didn't have either hand on the handlebars.
In other words. I was riding no handed standing up.		2011-11-07 20:07:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276

In that case ... Super Lawl. 2011-11-07 20:12:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

I was born. 2011-11-08 12:57:00

Author:
OmegaSlayer
Posts: 5112

this isnt the " thank god that happened or everything else would have no purpose" thread omega.2011-11-08 15:32:00

Author:
nerzdadestroyer
Posts: 1527

yea, and im saying hes a vital and well loved community member...2011-11-08 15:58:00

Author:
nerzdadestroyer
Posts: 1527

While skype chatting with my girlfriend the other day, I was also skyping another friend of mine, who was giving me advice on certain topics.........only after they all sent and she replied did I notice I SENT THE ADVICE QUESTIONS TO MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!! We laughed it off, and then the friend laughed at me, but it was still pretty stupid XD

Cheers, flyinhawaiian 		2011-11-08 16:02:00

Author:
flyinhawaiian
Posts: 357

I couldn't possibly list all of them.2011-11-08 16:28:00

Author:
craigmond
Posts: 2426

I dug down in minecraft
I used X in the level boom town
I wrote down a shopping list- whent to the store and then left the list at home
I brought a condom from what i thought was a candy machine
I dug up in minecraft.

And finally, I once saw the cable on my laptop was loose and i hadn't saved my work for the entire day so my stupid reflects made me do this . . really akward move with my arm and i somehow ripped off the cable instead of putting it back in.

A day of work was lost, and it wasn't the first time . . 		2011-11-08 21:52:00

Author:
>er.
Posts: 785

I dug down in minecraft, I used X in the level boom town, I wrote down a shopping list- whent to the store and then left the list at home, I brought a condom from what i thought was a candy machine, I dug up in minecraft.
Wait which part of this happened in Minecraft and which in real life? XD		2011-11-08 22:53:00

Author:
Ayneh
Posts: 2454

Wait which part of this happened in Minecraft and which in real life? XD

Only the parts that mentions minecraft.
:B		2011-11-08 23:26:00

Author:
>er.
Posts: 785

Does buying Brink off my cousin for $50 count? D:2011-11-12 20:49:00

Author:
grayspence
Posts: 1990

I Posted On This thread....2011-11-12 21:00:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581

I tried to create a level D: dont think about it Mag, dont think about it....2011-11-13 15:04:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840

Two things spring to mind.

1. Some time ago i spent about 2 weeks creating a level based on the Rag Doll Kung Fu mini game challange. So anyway after 6hours a day for 14 days working away at it, blood, sweat and tons of testing it, i decided to publish. I picked a spot on my moon and... instead of clicking on publish...for some reason i hit DELETE...AND ACCEPTED IT. With no backup ect, i lost it all in the blink of an eye! Doh!

2. I got married.		2011-11-16 14:30:00

Author:
RtooDee2
Posts: 175

I put two cheetos up in my nose. Then my friend thought it was an awesome opportunity to punch me on my nose. The cheetos got stuck and my nose started to bleed and I could only smell cheese for the next hour.2011-11-16 17:48:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871

^ Lol2011-11-16 19:36:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

I've heard of those joke porn sites that you enter becuase the name of the site sounds related to another thing. Once I heard about one of those I didn't ask wikipedia about. I entered. I will never be able to erase those images from my mind...2011-11-28 01:14:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

This was a few weeks ago. I was making myself some lunch and was boiling some water, next thing I know I've manage to spill that boiling water all over myself, easily the most painful thing I've ever done.2011-11-28 01:37:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

This was a few weeks ago. I was making myself some lunch and was boiling some water, next thing I know I've manage to spill that boiling water all over myself, easily the most painful thing I've ever done.

Ouch.. Are you okay now? Sounds painful.. Hope it wasn't TOO bad..

But it's not stupid, it was a unfortunate accident. 		2011-11-28 11:25:00

Author:
Unknown User

Ouch.. Are you okay now? Sounds painful.. Hope it wasn't TOO bad.
Yeah, it's all good, I cooled the burn down quickly enough that all it did was kill the first layer of skin. Had to take a couple of painkillers but the pain was gone by the next day. It wasn't nice waking up one morning and peeling about a square foot of my skin off though, eww.


But it's not stupid, it was a unfortunate accident.
Well, it kinda is when you try to move it and it's still plugged into the wall 		2011-11-28 11:51:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

I put two cheetos up in my nose. Then my friend thought it was an awesome opportunity to punch me on my nose. The cheetos got stuck and my nose started to bleed and I could only smell cheese for the next hour.

Oh my.... I think I just about Peed myself laughing... Sorry... LOL
Another stupid thing: Didnt listen to my friend when he told me the Elder scrolls were good games... OH GOD ALL THOSE YEARS OF BOREDOM, THERE WAS A CURE! D:		2011-11-28 22:47:00

Author:
grayspence
Posts: 1990

Well I ended up buying a game for my brother for Christmas, it was RAGE, I bought it for his XBOX . I also bought RAGE but on the PS3 and I got a free gift with purchase (Book of Eli) .... anyway my brother kept asking what the game was, but I was giving nothing away ... yet. Soon after that I told him that I bought the same game for my console and I got a free gift with it ..... *Here's the good part* . He asked me what was the free gift and I told him it was a model gun from the game RAG.....*Pronuncing it in the way you pronuce the game*, and he Immaditly asked me was it Rage, I couldn't think of anything to say, so I told him about RAGE !! *Suprise successfully ruined* !! ..... FAIL 2011-12-13 10:28:00

Author:
Conorp55
Posts: 81

Got ridiculously drunk, wrapped myself in black bin liners, taped two plastic cups to the top of my head and then slithered around on my belly inside Woolworths, pretending to be a slug.2011-12-13 12:06:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130

Our school finally upgraded to Windows Server 2008, and while sitting extremely bored in Business, I realised I could make new folders on the desktop. I also found you couldn't open, rename or delete them. I decided to fill my desktop screen with folders (which I calculated would reach about 160) to pass the time. I reached about 90 when someone from across the room went "what's going on!". I looked around, and everyone's desktop had all the new folders I'd made. My friend, who was in a different room, said everyone in his room had all the folders also. After checking with lots of different people, I appear to have given every student these 91 blank folders that can't be deleted. Oops xD

EDIT: 1 day later I checked again. They're all gone now, and you need to log on as an admin to make a new folder 		2011-12-13 16:38:00

Author:
kirbyman62
Posts: 1893

poured water into my cereal. lol i was lunchin that day2012-02-11 03:00:00

Author:
Unknown User

Stupidest thing eh?Well this isn't stupid but I about 8 years ago I played beyblade with my friend.Biggest damage you can see spinning tops do to each other.I ended up having scratch marks all over the floor and he ended up having his toy in 5 pieces.

The time I pooped in public(I was about 7) because I really needed to go but my uncle wouldn't let me cause he wanted to take one more picture.

The time I accidentaly froze my PS3 3 times in a row while creating in LBP2		2012-02-11 12:44:00

Author:
wheelbbase911
Posts: 54

Originally posted by wheelbbase911

Stupidest thing eh?Well this isn't stupid but I about 8 years ago I played beyblade with my friend.Biggest damage you can see spinning tops do to each other.I ended up having scratch marks all over the floor and he ended up having his toy in 5 pieces.

The time I pooped in public(I was about 7) because I really needed to go but my uncle wouldn't let me cause he wanted to take one more picture.

The time I accidentaly froze my PS3 3 times in a row while creating in LBP2

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/301/a/b/smosh___double_facepalm_by_bronzeturd-d4e9yld.png

Why do people keep setting me up for these 		2012-02-11 16:07:00

Author:
butter-kicker
Posts: 1061

Stupidest thing eh?Well this isn't stupid but I about 8 years ago I played beyblade with my friend.Biggest damage you can see spinning tops do to each other.I ended up having scratch marks all over the floor and he ended up having his toy in 5 pieces.
That's not stupid you totally owned him at Beyblade.		2012-02-11 19:57:00

Author:
Ayneh
Posts: 2454

I did something involving a birthday party.

So, I got invited to a sleepover birthday party, but when I left the house I gave my dad a wrong address by mistake. So I showed up at some random guys house with my blanket, pillow, and gift. It could of ended worse then it did, but I still felt pretty dumb. :blush:		2012-02-12 00:23:00

Author:
TheMonkeyBlade
Posts: 687

I did something involving a birthday party.

So, I got invited to a sleepover birthday party, but when I left the house I gave my dad a wrong address by mistake. So I showed up at some random guys house with my blanket, pillow, and gift. It could of ended worse then it did, but I still felt pretty dumb. :blush:

Was his candy any good?		2012-02-12 17:58:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

I made this (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=48904-someone-send-me-a-message), must be the most embarrasing thing I ever did here, heck it isn't even locked. :blush:2012-02-12 18:56:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

That is civilised as hell. When I went to friends birthday parties in the past the only blankets we had were our own vomit.

Pfft. When I went to a friend's sleep over, we didn't even have the house!
Haha, just kidding.
I don't have friends.		2012-02-12 22:34:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

I thought a Halipino with Chilli sauce might taste good?
I was corrected

2012-02-13 08:31:00

Author:
butter-kicker
Posts: 1061

That's not stupid you totally owned him at Beyblade.

not when we the bet was the beyblade and $10		2012-02-17 07:07:00

Author:
wheelbbase911
Posts: 54

So many dumb things have happened to me in my lifetime that I don't know what to say. To prevent my head from blowing up, I'll only state a minor (in my standards) thing. Well, one thing I once did is that once I wore my old Crocs (the shoes) that were too small for me to school. I had to tell all my teachers my black school shoes 'were being repaired' and my friends were howling with laughter.
If I say any more... I'll explode because of embaressment. If I say any more... I'll be a discrace to LBPC. If I say anymore... anymore... :blush:		2012-02-17 08:35:00

Author:
Kaboosh99
Posts: 359

My friend turned up to School on Saturday in his uniform2012-02-17 11:19:00

Author:
SawkillerIV
Posts: 23

So many dumb things have happened to me in my lifetime that I don't know what to say. To prevent my head from blowing up, I'll only state a minor (in my standards) thing. Well, one thing I once did is that once I wore my old Crocs (the shoes) that were too small for me to school. I had to tell all my teachers my black school shoes 'were being repaired' and my friends were howling with laughter.
If I say any more... I'll explode because of embaressment. If I say any more... I'll be a discrace to LBPC. If I say anymore... anymore... :blush:

You mean like that time when something happened to you at school at wood tech and I was away.By the way you were luck I was away or I would''ve never let it down.		2012-02-17 12:20:00

Author:
wheelbbase911
Posts: 54

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....

Oh, there was this time when Bono talked about starving children in Africa on TV. He stopped the music and slowly clapped his hands while saying “every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.” And someone in the crowd shouted out “Then stop bloody doing it then!”		2012-02-18 23:37:00

Author:
Kaboosh99
Posts: 359

Hahaha... This thread stopped me from doing my HomeWork for 'bout 45 Minutes xD (Does that count? Probably not )

Ok, so I have WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY to many stupid things I've done... But two funny ones where in the summer of 2011 I was at a friends house (Keep in mind these fails happened the same day lol)! So at first we tied a scooter to my friends semi-broken bike (Brakes suck, loose front tire) with Jump Ropes YEP Jump Ropes How could this end well you ask?! Weellll... it didn't to say the least. We were going as fast as we could while I was on the scooter in flip-flops shorts ONE t-shirt and NO pads I was about to hit his neighbors cool Lexus but dived off the scooter before face planting into it and end up scraping one of my legs and one of my arms... W00t!

After that we made a homemade ramp out of a cardboard box some nails a few broken planks of wood... yeah! Plus we left a hammer in the ramp with LOTS of SHARP nails -_- So long-story-short I use his crappy bike to go over it WITH a helmet (Yay, sorta) But end of almost doing a front flip but insted land on my head scraping it and sending a hammer bruising my other leg with the nails giving me TONS of scabs on my other arm :I Good thing my dad didn't pick me up for a few more hours... LOL!


If you want more please reply I have MANY more and some probably even funnier, just have to dust my brain off :		2012-02-28 03:44:00

Author:
chinook3
Posts: 453

Hahaha... This thread stopped me from doing my HomeWork for 'bout 45 Minutes xD (Does that count? Probably not )

Ok, so I have WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY to many stupid things I've done... But two funny ones where in the summer of 2011 I was at a friends house (Keep in mind these fails happened the same day lol)! So at first we tied a scooter to my friends semi-broken bike (Brakes suck, loose front tire) with Jump Ropes YEP Jump Ropes How could this end well you ask?! Weellll... it didn't to say the least. We were going as fast as we could while I was on the scooter in flip-flops shorts ONE t-shirt and NO pads I was about to hit his neighbors SUPER smexy Lexus but dived off the scooter before face planting into it and end up scraping one of my legs and one of my arms... W00t!

After that we made a homemade ramp out of a cardboard box some nails a few broken planks of wood... yeah! Plus we left a hammer in the ramp with LOTS of SHARP nails -_- So long-story-short I use his crappy bike to go over it WITH a helmet (Yay, sorta) But end of almost doing a front flip but insted land on my head scraping it and sending a hammer bruising my other leg with the nails giving me TONS of scabs on my other arm :I Good thing my dad didn't pick me up for a few more hours... LOL!


If you want more please reply I have MANY more and some probably even funnier, just have to dust my brain off :

The awkward moment when someone refers to a Lexus as 'super smexy'.		2012-02-28 20:06:00

Author:
Unknown User

Oh gosh, like many of the others, I have done WAAAYY too many stupid things. Most if which I remember due to being either:
A) Mentally/Emotionally scarring
B) Really mean and making me feel guilty
Once, I walked into a restaurant with my family. This guy (in a very, erm, "happy" tone) yelled "HI, WELCOME TO _______!" My brother and I then proceeded to laugh. I was sure he heard us, because he quietly said "Yes, yes, thank you." I acted like my bro told a joke, but that couldn't dull the horrible grief my guilt caused me. Every time I remember this I cringe. I felt so bad .
There are also multiple instances where I said very loudly a very rude thing. You know, how everyone's talking, and the noise pretty much blocks out your voice, but then there's that fateful moment of silence, and you decide to say the stupid/vulgar thing you wanted to just then. Especially when there's someone of high authority nearby. I feel like disappearing .
Also, there was this one time when I found a rock that I thought was a snail. Deeming it worthless, I threw it STUPIDLY over my shoulder, and it nailed my best friend right in the head. It was a decently large rock, too. He cried, and I cried deep inside, too (and laughed a little).		2012-02-28 20:26:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195

The awkward moment when someone refers to a Lexus as 'super smexy'. Happy now? I didn't think not so!2012-02-29 01:05:00

Author:
chinook3
Posts: 453

Last night when I was going into bed, I was following my cat into my bed, and up to my pillow. I must have stepped (crawled) on his tail or something because next thing I know he meows, turns around, and pounces at my face! I was pretty tired at the time, so it made it worse when I had to get out of bed to clean blood from the brand new holes in my face.

The good thing is, that for the rest of the night he felt bad for me, and layed with me for the rest of the night. and guess what? He didn't attack my feets! 		2012-02-29 03:48:00

Author:
TheMonkeyBlade
Posts: 687

Me and my friends also thought it would be fun to have a rock fight. :hero:2012-02-29 16:43:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195

Me and my friends also thought it would be fun to have a rock fight. :hero:

xD I did that too! except it was rocks from the neighbors garden, so we had to pick up the rocks afterwards.

Was fun though 		2012-02-29 23:38:00

Author:
TheMonkeyBlade
Posts: 687

I once said "I need to go get this pea taste out of my mouth."2012-03-03 06:02:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

Me and my friends also thought it would be fun to have a rock fight. :hero:

My bro and his friends thought it would be funny if they threw acorns at each other... we have a oak tree in our backyard.		2012-03-03 19:15:00

Author:
Kaboosh99
Posts: 359

Once one of my friends decided it would be fun to push me into a bed of rocks.2012-03-03 22:40:00

Author:
wheelbbase911
Posts: 54

I wanted to see how much falling down the stairs hurt. I regretted it.2012-03-03 23:17:00

Author:
guycole0803
Posts: 11

I sprayed deodorent on my arm and set it on fire. Spent 4 hours in hospital with a bunch of drunks and junkies.2012-04-05 01:23:00

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