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Chuck Norris' LBP Rules.
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This is kinda like the many Chuck Norris facts threads you see around everywhere, only this one's a little different, in this one all "facts" have to be LBP Related!  For example: Chuck Norris CAN create after the termometer is full. You can modify any pre-existing "fact" or come up with your own, just try to keep it clean or put it in a spoiler if its not at least. Aright then, lets start! | 2010-04-08 06:32:00 Author: Silverleon  Posts: 6707 |
| Chuck Norris' levels stay on cool pages for eternity. | 2010-04-08 06:35:00 Author: Morgana25  Posts: 5983 |
| Chuck Norris doesnt need real watorz he just makes glass look that real | 2010-04-08 06:46:00 Author: Littlebigdude805  Posts: 1924 |
| Chuck Norris doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norris. Didn't even have to change this one  | 2010-04-08 07:08:00 Author: SR20DETDOG  Posts: 2431 |
Chuck Norris doesn't H4H, he just takes yours  | 2010-04-08 07:28:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983 |
| Why do i feel like my LittleBigJOKES thread had a bit of influence for this.... Meh. The reason out Play. Create. Share. points were removed was because SACK norris used em all up | 2010-04-08 07:29:00 Author: Joshofsouls  Posts: 1569 |
| Chuck Norris' levels dont get moderated, the moderators get Chuck Norrised | 2010-04-08 07:56:00 Author: robotiod  Posts: 2662 |
| Not even Dark Matter can stop a Chuck Norris CHOP!!! Chuck Norris can dissolve "Dissolve" without a switch! Chuck Norris can join a 4 player game! Chuck Norris, the only player to have a 6star LEVEL! I played with Chuck Norris once and he gave my PS3 the YLOD D: When Chuck Norris tried to do the create tutorials he couldn't? Because the Narrator didn't wana tell him what to do. Chuck Norris can grab Metal Chuck Norris can step back into the extra layers xD | 2010-04-08 08:15:00 Author: clarkdef  Posts: 138 |
| Clarkdef, it's not recommended to post more than once in a row, and you can edit posts. Chuck Norris doesn't need to rewind - he never makes mistakes. Chuck Norris can play two-player-only levels be himself. | 2010-04-08 08:24:00 Author: Incinerator22  Posts: 3251 |
| Chuck Norris doesn't steal objects, they're all his. | 2010-04-08 08:39:00 Author: SR20DETDOG Posts: 2431 |
| Oh!? Don't worry I'm done xD | 2010-04-08 08:44:00 Author: clarkdef Posts: 138 |
| Chuck Norris doesn't post as many times as clarkdef Chuck Norris' sackboy is 8 feet tall. | 2010-04-08 08:53:00 Author: robotiod Posts: 2662 |
| Chuck Norris aced 'The Bunker 2' Twice. | 2010-04-08 09:08:00 Author: Unknown User  |
| rtm223 asked Chuck Norris for logic advice. CophermC asked Chuck Norris for logic advice Morgana25 asked Chuck Norris "How can I get more lights in my level" | 2010-04-08 09:10:00 Author: robotiod Posts: 2662 |
| Chuck Norris aced Gravel's Muppet level with a score of 100K ! | 2010-04-08 09:31:00 Author: IceMaiden  Posts: 1057 |
| Why do i feel like my LittleBigJOKES thread had a bit of influence for this.... Meh. lol, not really (to be honest, i haven't even checked that thread, srry) Morganna, me and other 2 friends came up with the idea while playing online quoting Chuck Norris facts Lag is actually Chuck Norris pausing the game, the ENTIRE game. | 2010-04-08 09:36:00 Author: Silverleon Posts: 6707 |
| Chuck Norris has dedicated servers. | 2010-04-08 09:38:00 Author: robotiod Posts: 2662 |
| Chuck Norris created the bunker wheel. And revels in your misfortune! Chuck Norris don't need no checkpoints! (the double negative is for effect, not contradiction) Chuck Norris would have crushed the collector when he first saw him. | 2010-04-08 11:41:00 Author: Weretigr  Posts: 2105 |
| chuck norris can destroy objects with a roundhouse slap (: Chuck Norris doesnt swim. he sinks straight to the bottom and walks. he also doesnt need a scuba enhancement | 2010-04-08 12:18:00 Author: Matimoo  Posts: 1027 |
| Chuck Norris doesn't need an invitation to join your game. Chuck Norris aced all of the story mode minigames. Chuck Norris doesn't get killed by hazards, the hazards dissolve instead. Chuck Norris can pop protected creature brains. The reason Dark Matter stays in place is because Chuck Norris told it not to move. Chuck Norris doesn't jump, he pushes the entire level down. | 2010-04-08 12:27:00 Author: Gilgamesh  Posts: 2536 |
| Every time Chuck Norris pulls out his poppit, a sackboy somewhere dies. | 2010-04-08 12:43:00 Author: theamilien  Posts: 485 |
| Chuck Norris can rewind. In an empty level. Chuck Norris aced all the Survival Levels. | 2010-04-08 12:53:00 Author: Dante95  Posts: 504 |
| Chuck Norris aced all of the story mode minigames. So have I Chuck Norris doesn't make bomb survivals, if he did they would blow your mind. | 2010-04-08 12:56:00 Author: robotiod Posts: 2662 |
| You guys are doing it wrong. Chuck Norris' levels stay on cool pages for eternity. Chuck Norris' levels ARE the Cool Pages. Not even Dark Matter can stop a Chuck Norris CHOP!!! Chuck Norris does not use Dark Matter or glue. His levels are held together by willpower alone. (Gilgamesh beat me to that one, sorta! )And some of my own: When Chuck Norris plays a bomb/shark survival level, the level has to survive Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not place Prize Bubbles in his levels. Surviving the level without receiving a roundhouse kick to the face is prize enough. Chuck Norris does not slap others in multiplayer. He comes to your house and kicks your ***. | 2010-04-08 14:46:00 Author: schm0  Posts: 1239 |
| Chuck Norris has aced every survival level that has been created. will be created, was never created and that could ever be created. | 2010-04-08 15:08:00 Author: The Gentleman  Posts: 360 |
| CHuck Norris Sackboy can grab and drag metal material. Chuck Norris Sackboy can't kill himself he destroys the whole level around him instead. Chuck Norris thermo never overheats. Chuck Norris can use a limited checkpoint infinite times. Chuck Norris got infinite points in an empty level.....twice! Chuck Norris can use as many stickers on his Sackboy as he wants. Chuck Norris gets 6 stars for all his levels. Chuck Norris can play LBP on an XBox360. Chuck Norris has an extra color for his popit. The Sackboy of Chuck Norris is the only one with a deadly costume part, his beard. Chuck Norris can ace every level in less then 1 minute. Chuck Norris can use any material as checkpoint. Chuck Norris levels can be played with 5 players. Chuck Norris can do the 4 player only parts all by himself with only one controller. | 2010-04-08 15:32:00 Author: Chrree  Posts: 554 |
| Chuck Norris once made a level using only one checkpoint and a scoreboard. To this day no one has been able to beat it. Chuck Norris once tried to make a level he couldn't beat. It took ten PS3's to be able to run the level, but he was still able to ace it. Chuck Norris can ace a level with no scoreboard. A guy once tried to Good Grief Chuck Norris' level. The guy's PS3 formatted itself out of fear. Chuck Norris made a calculator in LBP that can divide by zero. | 2010-04-08 15:52:00 Author: Gilgamesh Posts: 2536 |
| Chuck Norris can use a limited checkpoints infinite times. This is yet to be confirmed since Chuck Norris has never died in LBP. | 2010-04-08 15:55:00 Author: napero7  Posts: 1653 |
| Non related - Chuck Norris can play Blu-ray on his VCR Related - Chuck Norris got the FF kit...2 months ago. | 2010-04-08 15:59:00 Author: AbstractFlesh  Posts: 837 |
| Chuck Norris can wear Hero Hair with his cowboy hat. =O | 2010-04-08 16:19:00 Author: Splash  Posts: 102 |
| When someone shoots a paintball at Chuck Norris, it doesn't hit Chuck Norris. It runs back into the paintinator out of fear. Chuck Norris can play locked levels. Chuck Norris can make a level, with his MIND. | 2010-04-08 16:58:00 Author: Testudini  Posts: 3262 |
| The Skulldozer is not actually chasing you; it's running away from Chuck Norris. | 2010-04-08 17:00:00 Author: Gilgamesh Posts: 2536 |
| Isn't Chuck Norris getting a bit old for this? Mention Chuck Norris and "Walker" in the same sentence nowadays, and it has a different meaning.... Seriously.... I hear MM is adding a new Chuck Norris powerup - it's an inhaler!  (I'm gonna get lynched for this, aren't I?.....) | 2010-04-08 20:03:00 Author: CCubbage  Posts: 4430 |
| @CCubbage: I don't know about lynching, but the following may happen to you the next time you take your car. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f67LgpJBPPE | 2010-04-08 20:14:00 Author: Gilgamesh Posts: 2536 |
| Chuck Norris' tears create dynamic water. Unfortunately for the rest of LBP, he has never cried. | 2010-04-08 20:25:00 Author: Burnvictim42  Posts: 3322 |
| Chuck Norris has create mode popit insted of play mode popit http://i35.tinypic.com/290ty7c.jpg | 2010-04-08 20:59:00 Author: ShiftyDog  Posts: 293 |
| Ninja sackpeople can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land. The Info Moon hasn't been updated because Chuck Norris knows all that there is to know. Except mercy. Ha! Two in one! Chuck Norris doesn't need to read magic mouths. He just stares them down until he gets the info he needs. | 2010-04-08 21:18:00 Author: JspOt  Posts: 3607 |
| @CCubbage: I don't know about lynching, but the following may happen to you the next time you take your car. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f67LgpJBPPE Actually, that was Ccubbage trying to escape after making his comment... He will be missed...  Chuck Norris can pass any level with only the Triangle and Square buttons. | 2010-04-08 23:38:00 Author: Silverleon Posts: 6707 |
| LBPC: The Game was actually scheduled to be released next Tuesday, but Chuck Norris was so ticked off that he wasn't included that he roundhouse-slapped it out of existence. He also gave RockSauron a peanut, and made him his slave. He then proceeded to create Chuck Norris: The Game in the span of ten seconds. Play this epic 100 levels series, and you will learn the meaning of "jjaujakhdijdj" | 2010-04-08 23:51:00 Author: RockSauron  Posts: 10882 |
| Chuck Norris can keep objects burning underwater. | 2010-04-09 00:44:00 Author: AbstractFlesh Posts: 837 |
| When Chuck Norris was playing the Gardens, the king did not speak. For he is Christian and cannot say the lord's name in vain. (Just kitten, i love Jesus, and God, and the Holy Ghost.) | 2010-04-09 00:55:00 Author: Emogotsaone  Posts: 1030 |
| The game LittleBigPlanet was originally named Chuck Norris and Friends. | 2010-04-09 00:59:00 Author: CyberSora  Posts: 5551 |
| It is known that normally sackboys can only do 4 kind of facial expressions, which amount to a total of 12. This is just 0,01% of the facial expressions that chuck norris can do with his sackboy. http://grail.cs.washington.edu/projects/realface/faces.jpg | 2010-04-09 01:47:00 Author: Keldur  Posts: 628 |
| When creature brains are set to follow they flee from chuck norris. | 2010-04-09 08:04:00 Author: robotiod Posts: 2662 |
| Chuck Norris can walk through an enhancement remover is still keep his enhancements. Chuck Norris can pause the level in play mode. Chuck Norris can drain paintinator switches with his mind. | 2010-04-09 09:55:00 Author: Incinerator22 Posts: 3251 |
| Mm was making a Walker Texas Ranger DLC with a Chuck Norris costume. However, whenever a sackperson donned this costume, instead of slapping, they would roundhouse-kick the nearest sackperson, which would wipe the victim of all their saved costumes and captured objects. Mm immediately reported this glitch to Chuck Norris. He responded, "That's no glitch." | 2010-04-09 17:15:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Chuck Norris likes his shaken, not stirred. And tomatoes on the bottom. | 2010-04-09 19:11:00 Author: AgentBanana  Posts: 511 |
| The bit of LBP that is made of Chuck Norris' dreams is right at the top, where no-one can access it, because entering would make your sackperson 'try again' over and over again until you left. It also contains pourable water and an emitter gun. | 2010-04-09 20:00:00 Author: kirbyman62  Posts: 1893 |
| Chuck Norris doesn't need an invitation to join your game. Chuck Norris aced all of the story mode minigames. Chuck Norris doesn't get killed by hazards, the hazards dissolve instead. Chuck Norris can pop protected creature brains. The reason Dark Matter stays in place is because Chuck Norris told it not to move. Chuck Norris doesn't jump, he pushes the entire level down. I aced every single mini-game =P EVEN the suvival ones! | 2010-04-09 20:13:00 Author: Weretigr Posts: 2105 |
| Chuck Norris save the black poppit. And can summon the paintinator at will. | 2010-04-09 20:15:00 Author: Weretigr Posts: 2105 |
| in chuck norris' pod, he has an info moon that updates every day with info from the future | 2010-04-09 21:59:00 Author: trip090  Posts: 1562 |
| Chuck Norris can grab dark matter. Chuck Norris can breath Horrible Gas. The Corner Editor is Chuck Norris biting chunks out of your materials. Chuck Norris forced Stephen Fry to narrate LBP. He held him at beardpoint. Chuck Norris can project his mind through your controller, and into your body. Chuck Norris eats sacks. And poops them out 6ft high and super strong. | 2010-04-09 22:20:00 Author: SPONGMONKEY56  Posts: 209 |
| The story level "The Bunker" was not made by an MM developer - it took shape when Chuck Norris looked at an empty level on his first time playing the game. Chuck Norris has never lost Deflectorball. Ever. Chuck Norris can join your game even in you're already in a group of four. The level "Sensei's Lost Castle" is based on Chuck Norris' experiences as a toddler. Chuck Norris can glue materials to the spinning end of the Incredibles Pack's drill. | 2010-04-09 22:24:00 Author: SLS10  Posts: 1129 |
| Chuck Norris's tears can make any DLC you want, too bad he has never cried. LBP had no real water in the beginning because Chuck Norris drank It all. The Collector made the bunker to hide from Chuck Norris. Gas can kill you instantly because Its Chuck Norris's farts. The material changer is actually Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicking your object so hard It changes. | 2010-04-09 23:10:00 Author: cheesemuffins99 Posts: 102 |
| Chuck Norris can play LBP, without the disc. | 2010-04-09 23:49:00 Author: FreeFlyzz  Posts: 265 |
| When Chuck Norris was playing the last level of the story mode, instead of the Collecter shutting the door behind him, he smashed his head in it so he would not have to feel the wrath of a roundhouse kick. | 2010-04-10 00:12:00 Author: Emogotsaone Posts: 1030 |
| Chuck Norris could save his pod decorations before Leerdammer. Chuck Norris can wear two crowns. Instead of Sackboy, Chuck Norris plays with Sackman. | 2010-04-10 02:32:00 Author: thekevinexpress  Posts: 256 |
| chuck norris doesn't need materials to make a level. | 2010-04-10 06:41:00 Author: trip090 Posts: 1562 |
| Chuck norris once made a level with a switch, a music box, and a spike. No one has ever completed it. | 2010-04-10 09:04:00 Author: Matimoo Posts: 1027 |
Chuck Norris made an infinite thermometer  Chuck Norris completed the game without jumping | 2010-04-10 09:16:00 Author: Oddmania  Posts: 1305 |
| Chuck norris once made a level with a switch, a music box, and a spike. No one has ever completed it. Of course not, it doesn't have a scoreboard! -Chuck Norris once kicked the "Cool Pages" that's why they got so screwed up... | 2010-04-10 09:29:00 Author: Silverleon Posts: 6707 |
| Chuck Norris can move dark matter using a piston. In pause mode. | 2010-04-10 12:46:00 Author: Keanster96  Posts: 1436 |
| Ramp got 2 million plays because Chuck Norris played it...once. | 2010-04-10 18:53:00 Author: warlord_evil  Posts: 4193 |
| Chuck Norris won "Best Level of the Year"... without even making one. | 2010-04-10 19:07:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551 |
| The Hamster Wheel of Death in The Bunker is for Chuck Norris's pet named Hammy. The hamster runs it 24/7 no problem. Chuck Norris doesn't like L4L, never heard of it? Exactly. H4H isn't a problem for Chuck Norris, it's an exception. The reason you don't see Chuck Norris on the Cool Pages is because he's on the Awsome Pages, which gets one level every 20 seconds...he's the only one on these pages. | 2010-04-10 19:27:00 Author: warlord_evil Posts: 4193 |
| Chuck Norris was originably going to narrate the game, but MM knew that Chuck Norris's voice was the last thing you heard before you die, so they went with Stephen Fry instead. | 2010-04-10 19:32:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551 |
| Chuck Norris has never grabbed a point bubble. The level just gives him the high score. | 2010-04-10 21:23:00 Author: 767  Posts: 123 |
| Chuck Norris can get the highest score on a normal level, and a score of 0 on a H4H level. Get it? | 2010-04-10 21:24:00 Author: warlord_evil Posts: 4193 |
| The bombs in a Bomb Survival level don't blow up because they're programmed to. They blow up because they're actually commiting suicide before Chuck Norris gets them. Think about that. | 2010-04-10 22:58:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551 |
| When Chuck Norris was playing a shark survival, he killed them all, with his beard. | 2010-04-11 21:52:00 Author: Emogotsaone Posts: 1030 |
| Under Chuck Norris's beard, there's not a chin, just a stiffened piston set to Destroy. | 2010-04-11 23:08:00 Author: srgt_poptart  Posts: 425 |
| Plasma Balls are really bits of Chuck Norris. Some sackboys wear Supersack costumes. Supersack wears Chuck Norris costumes. | 2010-04-11 23:17:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Chuck Norris can join you, even if you aren't on PSN You can never join Chuck Norris. If you try, he will not just kick, he will roundhouse kick through the back of your Pod, with such force, that you will never stop flying through space after Chuck Norris always has his own camera. If he joins your game, you lose your camera. Chuck Norris doesn't use templates to create levels. That includes to Blank Template. Chuck Norris can produce his own layers. If Chuck Norris' sackboy stands on Dark Matter, the dark matter drops Chuck Norris can produce an amazing level, just by roundhouse kicking his controller | 2010-04-12 01:56:00 Author: TheLawnStink  Posts: 98 |
| Chuck Norris doesn't make level... the levels make themselves for Chuck Norris. | 2010-04-12 02:01:00 Author: Unknown User |
| So much win here! Chuck Norris doesnt need to accept the Eula to get online in LBP. Chuck norris doesnt need a ps3, he boots up lbp trough his old transistor radio. | 2010-04-26 19:32:00 Author: Luos_83  Posts: 2136 |
| U.N.O. allowed to Chuck Norris to create and save his levels on Real Moon | 2010-04-27 11:56:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Hahaha these are hilarious Did you guys know chuck norris can publish more than 20 levels? And did you know if you type @ChuckNorris in search keywords your sackboy gets slapped down for no reason | 2010-04-27 13:39:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Chuck Norris is a first man who won the Oscar not by playing in movies, but just playing in LBP. After that news in PSN were registered such players as BigArn, Rambo5, VanDammForever, BruceW. GibsonTheBest was moderated, reasons are being found out. And James Cameron have announced his new project: the set of incredible levels in LBP preliminarily named "The Fame"! | 2010-04-28 08:29:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Oh wow, didn't think my thread would kick off like that Hehe, i guess there are good ones and bad ones eh? Well anyways, ere are some more "facts" -Chuck norris doesn't download updates, updates download chuck Norris. -Chuck Norris obtained Platinum in LBP w/out getting any other tropgies. -Chuck Norris hearting a level automatically grants a Crown to thhe owner of the level and anyone on his friends list, even if they don't have LBP. - You don't play with Chuck Norris, he plays with you. -Chuck norris once had a dream, this created the LittleBIGBang. Chuck Norris is the only one who can PLAY, CREATE & SHARE at the same time. - Chuck Norris once made a Shark Survival level, where the sharks had to survive HIM. (Also works with bomb survivals) - Chuck Norris can Create in Play mode. - CENTURION24 once made it so his levels would spell "I heart LBP" in the Cool Pages, Chuck norris arranged everyone's levels so that they would spell "LBP hearts Chuck Norris" I ran out of space, more later! | 2010-04-28 09:02:00 Author: Silverleon Posts: 6707 |
| Chcck norris builds his levels outside of the boundaries. Chuck uses float to make objects unmovable, and boy does it stuck. Chuck norris his levels are not rated by stars, but by roundhouse kicks. Chuck norris doesnt use logics, he substituted them for a reality of his own. Chuck Norris can undissolve dissolved materials. Chuck norris doesnt use the grid, the grid uses Norris. Chuck norris uses DM to float around. thats enough I hope. | 2010-04-28 12:14:00 Author: Luos_83 Posts: 2136 |
| Chuck's levels are hardcoded in the LBP servers. | 2010-04-28 14:29:00 Author: Recurracy Posts: 166 |
| i love this thread When Chuck norris creates a Tv in create mode, it actually works and displays 1000 channels on UltraHd and 3D The Costumes in the Incredibles pack actually work just like in the movie when Chuck norris' sackboy wears them Chuck norris doesnt use paintinators, he has a paint bazooka Chuck norris can kill the Skulldozer Chuck norris can use the Tutorial levels background Chuck norris has the Final Fantasy VII pack | 2010-04-29 04:50:00 Author: Racroz  Posts: 406 |
| Chuck Norris was awesome. But then he ran into Bruce Lee. The end. :3 | 2010-04-29 05:22:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack  Posts: 5757 |
| Chuck Norris was awesome. But then he ran into Bruce Lee. The end. :3 Oh SNAP! -Chuck Norris created Mm through LBP... | 2010-04-29 06:44:00 Author: Silverleon Posts: 6707 |
| Chuck Norris can grab-dissolve dark matter.... Without a switch. In play mode. Chuck Norris can overheat an empty level. Chuck Norris's Sackboy doesn't jump. He commands the level to go down. Bakscratch asked Chuck Norris for 3D glitch objects, to which Chuck replied he didn't have any. Objects keep going back because he wills them to. When Chuck Norris slaps someone in LBP, they are slapped all the way into the original beta version of the game and proceed to lose every trophy they have earned before getting the YLOD. Dark Matter doesn't fall because Chuck Norris is sleeping and it's afraid to make a sound. When Chuck Norris publishes a level, all the levels on the Cool Levels page are permanently deleted, and the Craft Earth turns into burlap. This burlap is Chuck's level badge. In addition to this, anyone playing LittleBigPlanet at the time of publishing will be transferred to his level. Without a pause menu. All in the same party. | 2010-04-29 06:50:00 Author: KablooieKablam Posts: 364 |
| Chuck norris once made a level with a switch, a music box, and a spike. No one has ever completed it. I expect not, seeing as it lacks a scoreboard | 2010-04-29 06:56:00 Author: KablooieKablam Posts: 364 |
| Chuck Norris has an exclusive 'Roundhouse Kick" option in his popit. | 2010-04-29 06:58:00 Author: The Gentleman Posts: 360 |
| Chuck norris once made a level with a switch, a music box, and a spike. No one has ever completed it. Of course not, it doesn't have a scoreboard! -Chuck Norris once kicked the "Cool Pages" that's why they got so screwed up... I expect not, seeing as it lacks a scoreboard >_> Thanks for repeating what i said... -_- And also a double post, not to mention it lacked a Chuck Norris joke... *clap clap clap* bravo... ... Here's some more: -Chuck Norris's sackboy material is reinforced titanium. -Chuck Norris makes a spinning wheel of death repeditaley destroy itself when he grabs it. | 2010-04-29 07:30:00 Author: Silverleon Posts: 6707 |
| Chuck Norris his levels didnt fail to load after update 1.07 Chuck norris doesnt need a hard drive to backup his levels, he just roundhouse kicks them into the LBP-CD | 2010-04-29 11:42:00 Author: Luos_83 Posts: 2136 |
| Chuck Norris can recreate ANY glitch that was removed using only his beard! | 2010-04-29 16:40:00 Author: DragonSackBoy Posts: 17 |
| MM tried making a "Sack Norris" Costume. It failed due to it going crazy and destroying an office. It has still yet to be deleted... | 2010-04-29 19:39:00 Author: 767 Posts: 123 |
| Ignore this. Sorry. | 2010-04-29 20:25:00 Author: theamilien Posts: 485 |
| Chuck Norris can keep objects burning underwater. So can I. Quite easily, actually. Anyway... Chuck Norris can ace the Bunker blindfolded with both hands tied behind his back. | 2010-04-29 20:42:00 Author: Starchy  Posts: 353 |
| Couldn't read through them all... hope no-one else has mentioned these: The first layer glitch was created when an object was displaced by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Mm were about to release a Chuck Norris costume, complete with low cut top, high cut shorts and copious back and chest hair. At the last minute Sony pulled the plug because it was just too sexy for the G/E rating. | 2010-04-30 05:07:00 Author: BabyDoll1970  Posts: 1567 |
| All the costumes you get from the Random Costumes option are Chuck Norris's victims | 2010-04-30 17:52:00 Author: Testudini Posts: 3262 |
| No sackboy can survive plasma balls. Except Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats plasma balls. They taste like chicken | 2010-05-01 02:13:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Chuck Norris gets 100,000,000,00 on every level he plays. Chuck Norris doesn't get hearted, he takes your heart. Chuck Norris doesn't need a Paint-O-Nator, the Paint-O-Nator follows him and kills everything in sight. | 2010-05-01 18:45:00 Author: DaSackBoy  Posts: 606 |
| All Chuck Norris Images must be censored, otherwise, we get Bombed! | 2010-05-01 19:22:00 Author: Nurolight  Posts: 918 |
| Chuck Norris can recreate the transparent sticker glitch. Whenever he wants to. | 2010-05-02 04:00:00 Author: TheZimInvader  Posts: 3149 |
| Chuck Norris is so powerful that... erm, his copy of LBP shatters when he looks at it? | 2010-05-02 06:51:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Chuck Norris can copy uncopyable levels. | 2010-05-02 06:56:00 Author: Incinerator22 Posts: 3251 |
| Chuck Norris doesn't need a Paint-O-Nator, the Paint-O-Nator follows him and kills everything in sight. Paintnator Srry, couldn't just leave lit like that. All Chuck Norris Images must be censored, otherwise, we get Bombed! Dude, jokes facts are supposed to be about LBP related Chuck Norris jokes facts. -Chuck Norris CAN create with all tools and abilities Mm has. BAM -Chuck Norris can make an actual perfect circle. -Chuck Norris can turn Glass Material into ACTUAL Ice material. | 2010-05-02 08:36:00 Author: Silverleon Posts: 6707 |
| Chuck Norris can grab two objects at the same time. | 2010-05-02 14:15:00 Author: Luos_83 Posts: 2136 |
| Chuck Norris always get dual wield Paintinator (Akimbo) when he got the powerup. | 2010-05-02 15:17:00 Author: ShiftyDog Posts: 293 |
| The first layer glitch was created when an object was displaced by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.. That is one of the best I've seen XD | 2010-05-02 15:39:00 Author: Weretigr Posts: 2105 |
| When Chuck Norris plays bomb survival levels, the bombs are too scared to fall. | 2010-05-02 22:49:00 Author: KablooieKablam Posts: 364 |
| Chuck Norris has Littlebigplanet 2 Chuck Norris's psn is " " Chuck norris does not need the search, the levels find him Sack slapping Chuck norris is not recomended if you want an airtight pod Chuck norris can swim forever without the swimsuit Chuck norris can hold things up without pause mode Chuck Norris can catch a paintball Chuck Norris added Candyk Chuck Norris Sackboy is blank, he does not like to tarnish perfection. | 2010-05-02 22:56:00 Author: Kern  Posts: 5078 |
| Chuck Norris plays baseball with plasmaballs. And gets homeruns. | 2010-05-03 00:04:00 Author: KablooieKablam Posts: 364 |
| Chuck Norris don't need no low-gravity platform. He always has a tetherless jetpack. I dunno if I made this already, but... Mm sackpeople can walk on water. Chuck Norris's sackperson can swim through land. Without scuba gear. | 2010-05-03 00:33:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Chuck Norris can't get squished | 2010-05-03 03:33:00 Author: Chump  Posts: 1712 |
| The reason the game knows how many levels there are is because Chuck Norris played through all of them when he took a five minute break. | 2010-05-03 03:37:00 Author: warlord_evil Posts: 4193 |
| Chuck Norris built a calculator that can divide by 0 | 2010-05-03 03:39:00 Author: SR20DETDOG Posts: 2431 |
| Chuck Norris can't get caught by the Magic Mouth trap, because NO ONE dares to speak in the presence of Chuck Norris. | 2010-05-03 03:50:00 Author: KablooieKablam Posts: 364 |
| Chuck Norris has TWO moons to post his levels on. | 2010-05-03 19:38:00 Author: DragonSackBoy Posts: 17 |
| Chuck Norris. Nuff' said. | 2010-05-03 19:58:00 Author: iGotFancyPants  Posts: 1355 |
| sake norris defeated the collector just by staring at him | 2010-05-03 20:14:00 Author: trip090 Posts: 1562 |
| Chuck Norris once made a level, it took 3 1/2 PS3s to run it (3 PS3 and an XBOX 360) it was in 3D, had a non-gravity area and a BAZZOOOOKA *Blam* *Kapow* And did I mention it had no checkpoints. 0_0 | 2010-05-03 20:16:00 Author: Jovuto  Posts: 2345 |
| In the Introduction level, those aren't Mm employee pictures... those are just pictures of Chuck Norris in different disguises. | 2010-05-03 23:35:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551 |
| Chuck Norris can say *** on the lbpc forums. | 2010-05-04 19:08:00 Author: Luos_83 Posts: 2136 |
| haha, what a great thread, ok a got a few: Chuck Norris can compleat all and every multyplayer challenge or level by himself. a slap from Chuck Norris will land you outside of the pod being doomed to flote in little big space, forever.... the next level pack wil feture Chuck Norris's skin, and it will be a metal material. Chuck Norris can light a fire underwater. (ow someone sayd that already) Chuck Norris dusnt have a moon, he has a second community planet | 2010-05-05 15:40:00 Author: ptwob  Posts: 99 |
| Every copyable level was originally Chuck Norris'. That's why people who put their levels copyable no longer exist. | 2010-05-05 17:26:00 Author: Arradi  Posts: 183 |
| these have probably been posted but here goes: Chuck norris can make steel float on water without anything to make it float. Chuck norris hides in sackboy's zipper. the bomb survival levels bombs aren't done with emitters, chuck norris spits them out. Chuck norris has working PLAY CREATE SHARE points. Chuck norris' info moon is updated daily. EightWonder is chuck norris in disguise. Chuck norris is already beta-testing LBP2. The sound emitter where there's people screaming, they were recorded when chuck norris was having some fun roundhouse kickin' soldiers. chuck norris has all the costumes unlocked when he starts a new savegame. | 2010-05-05 18:30:00 Author: oldage  Posts: 2824 |
| Chuck Norris is Ramp. | 2010-05-05 19:58:00 Author: monstahr  Posts: 1361 |
| When Chuck Norris plays LBP, He can edit the entire level in play mode! | 2010-05-09 18:20:00 Author: DragonSackBoy Posts: 17 |
| Chuck Norris gets a multiplier of x10000 Chuck Norris can use both the Paintinator and Jetpack at once; He's Chuck Norris, he has both hands AND shoulders! (not that he'd need those, they're for mortals!) | 2010-05-14 19:03:00 Author: Unknown User |
| hows these? -the lbp beta almost did not came out because spaff lost a bet with chuck norris -the sucker in lbp2 is actually chuck norris -chuck norris has the lbp2 beta | 2010-05-15 08:27:00 Author: supersonic56  Posts: 287 |
| -Chuck Norris Sackboy does not slide on glas materials. -You can't join when Chuck Norris is playing a level because his Sackboy would roundhouse slap you out of the level! -Chuck Norris is the only one who has a Sackman! | 2010-05-16 01:48:00 Author: Chrree Posts: 554 |
| I saw this comment on youtube in response to the LBP2 announcement trailer: "This proves Chuck Norris works at Media Molecule." | 2010-05-28 06:14:00 Author: warlord_evil Posts: 4193 |
| Chuck Norris is the first and only person to play and ace all of the 2,000,000+ levels in LBP. The crash a little while back of LBPC happened when Chuck Norris attempted to sign up to the site. The servers couldn't handle him. Out of anger, he sent Stephanie_Ravens & x3power to completely destroy the Cool Pages. | 2010-05-28 09:00:00 Author: brnxblze Posts: 1318 |
| Should you make Chuck Norris angry, he will do an Enhanced Roundhouse Kick that will knock you all the way into the void of space. You would be EXTREMELY lucky if you even got to return to LBP! Chuck Norris can tear Dark Matter to a million pieces using his beard! Chuck Norris' slap can electrify Sackpersons. Chuck Norris can make Dark Matter dissolve by pointing at it and telling it to dissolve. Chuck Norris can-- *Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked me, and as a result, I don't even get to finish my sentence* I hope these are good ones. | 2010-05-28 10:27:00 Author: Black265  Posts: 208 |
| Chuck Norris is immune to the lag. Chuck Norris levels always have 5 stars. In Soviet Russia, Levels create YOU! | 2010-05-28 21:03:00 Author: Flame Dragon  Posts: 312 |
| Well, since no one has posted here for a bit of time, I might as well do more Chuck Norris facts. Chuck Norris has a checkpoint type exclusive to him, everytime he spawns in one of them he gets 1st place in the Leaderboard. Too bad he never died, but this hardly matters as Chuck can get 1st place within 5 seconds! Chuck Norris has customizable Popit colors, along with clothes that change according to what Chuck is wearing. Liquid's Metal Gear Rex (from the MGS level pack) was made from stuff that was somehow stolen from Chuck Norris' My Moon, Chuck found out about this and activated the Metal Gear's Self-Destruct with just a blink of his eye. The Metal Gear self-destructed right when Solid Sack depleted its energy to 0. And all the parts where transported back to Chuck's My Moon, reconstructed and improved in 2 seconds, the new Metal Gear is currently owned by Chuck. | 2010-05-30 02:15:00 Author: Black265 Posts: 208 |
| Chuck Norris has everything you will never get. | 2010-05-30 02:43:00 Author: warlord_evil Posts: 4193 |
| Chuck Norris uses horrible gas as deodorant. | 2010-05-30 02:45:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Chuck norris round house kicked russlesmusscles in the face and changed his name to russlechampion lol | 2010-06-01 11:00:00 Author: JLH-8-7  Posts: 7 |
| the collector has no friends because sack norris roundhouse kicked them all. | 2010-06-01 14:34:00 Author: trip090 Posts: 1562 |
| Media Molecule was almost done releasing the sticker import tool, but then someone imported a Chuck Norris sticker and the whole update was deleted. | 2010-06-01 16:37:00 Author: tjb0607  Posts: 1054 |
| Every night before he goes to bed, the Collector checks the closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't play levels, levels play Chuck Norris. | 2010-06-01 19:31:00 Author: Sunrise_Moon  Posts: 469 |
| CHUCK NORRIS CREATED THE ENTIRE MARIO/FINAL FANTASY/ KILLZONE/ CALL OF DUTY/ METAL GEAR SOILD/ PORTAL/GTA/ STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT/ MASS EFFECT SERIES IN THE DEMO OF LBP. Using only tools for the gardens. In 8.92 minutes. (Most of it was because game was lagging hugely). He wasn't allowed publish them because media molecule didn't want to get sued by the game devolpers. Chuck norris made LBP2. On LBP2. MM could have only hired Chuck norris and nobody else. But chuck norris dosen't work. He gets worked for. | 2010-06-26 21:24:00 Author: Junkyardassissan  Posts: 164 |
| By the combined might of all the funny Chuck Norris facts posted in this thread, I REVIVE SILVERLEON'S THREAD!!!! Chuck Norris already owns LBP2. The reason LBP2 has been delayed is because Chuck Norris knocked on MM's front door. If Chuck Norris gets angreh, the LBP servers crash! If you slap Chuck's Sackboy, your PS3 will catch fire and Chuck will deliver a roundhouse kick to your face! If Chuck tries to slap your Sackperson, the slap will reach your Sackperson no matter how far your Sackperson is. | 2010-09-24 08:54:00 Author: Black265 Posts: 208 |
| Err, just remember that reviving SOMETIMES isn't good... but thanks. | 2010-09-24 15:53:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607 |
| Chuck Norris can revive threads without even posting on them. | 2010-09-24 16:36:00 Author: Starchy Posts: 353 |
| Err, just remember that reviving SOMETIMES isn't good... but thanks. Thanks for the tip, JspOt. I'll try to rarely revive threads. Chuck Norris knows all of the facts posted here by staring at the topic title! | 2010-09-24 23:43:00 Author: Black265 Posts: 208 |
| If someone wrecks his level when in create, he just looks at what broke and it fixes itself Chuck Norris can pause, rewind and redo IN play mode | 2010-09-25 01:27:00 Author: YEAH_NAH  Posts: 775 |
| Chuck Norris can play LBP 2 in god mode anytime he wants! | 2010-09-25 01:31:00 Author: shadow3596  Posts: 2442 |
| Chuck Norris can play LBP 2 in god mode anytime he wants! ...So can BARBED-WIRE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djxc4BJTw-k | 2010-09-25 01:38:00 Author: tjb0607 Posts: 1054 |
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