Archive: 23 posts

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Hey, are there any good LBP based jokes out there? i need a good laugh

2010-04-06 10:56:00 Author: Joshofsouls Posts: 1569

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When is a floor not a floor? when its dissolve! Sucks i know xD

2010-04-06 11:25:00 Author: Matimoo Posts: 1027

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Why is the sponge grabbable???... Because it has square pants.....that really sucked haha

2010-04-06 16:39:00 Author: Bloo_boy Posts: 1019

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So... two sackpeople try to walk into a bar... door is too heavy. hahaha, sorry. Lame joke, but I just thought it up and thought I'd share.

2010-04-06 17:18:00 Author: RobotCrash Posts: 121

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So... two sackpeople try to walk into a bar... door is too heavy. hahaha, sorry. Lame joke, but I just thought it up and thought I'd share. No, i actually giggled. :3 Sack norris downloaded water a year before it's release!

2010-04-06 19:56:00 Author: Joshofsouls Posts: 1569

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Have you ever wondered what is behind Sackboy's zip? Some say there's stuffing... I disagree. I have seen things. Things normal people cannot see. I can see the pixie dust in there SACKBOY!

2010-04-06 20:14:00 Author: FlipMeister Posts: 631

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Have you ever wondered what is behind Sackboy's zip? Some say there's stuffing... I disagree. I have seen things. Things normal people cannot see. I can see the pixie dust in there SACKBOY! Lolwut? I'm not sure whether to be scared or terrified

2010-04-06 20:18:00 Author: Joshofsouls Posts: 1569

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Maybe there's something Sackboy isn't telling us... I think we 'ought to have a recon mission. Who's going in? *SirAsphalt90 sticks up hand* *konniksanders sticks up hand* *trip090 looks nervously around before sneaking out the back door with the magic cookies of awesome*

2010-04-06 20:25:00 Author: FlipMeister Posts: 631

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*Raises hand* Okay, we need to plan a sticker assault to stun the sackboy! (This is technically jokes)

2010-04-06 20:29:00 Author: Joshofsouls Posts: 1569

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http://adevotedreader.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/cookie1.jpg COOKIES! but on a more serious note...when Sack Norris pushes a block of sponge, he doesn't move the block, the world moves around him.

2010-04-06 20:32:00 Author: trip090 Posts: 1562

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http://adevotedreader.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/cookie1.jpg COOKIES! but on a more serious note...when Sack Norris pushes a block of sponge, he doesn't move the block, the world moves around him. XD Yes! Sack norris jokes FTW!

2010-04-06 20:38:00 Author: Joshofsouls Posts: 1569

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Dark Matter was formed when it saw Sack Norris. It was paralyzed so far beyond fear, gravity doesn't affect it!

2010-04-06 20:52:00 Author: Phosphorus15 Posts: 463

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Dark Matter was formed when it saw Sack Norris. It was paralyzed so far beyond fear, gravity doesn't affect it! LOL XD • Sack Norris is the reason why Wally (Waldo) is hiding. • Sack Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. • Sack Norris can touch MC Hammer. • Sack Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. • Sack Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Sack Norris only recognizes the element of surprise. • Sack Norris can slam a revolving door. • Sack Norris can divide by zero • Sack Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Sack Norris pajamas. • Sack Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. • Sack Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes. • Sack Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. • Sack Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. • Sack Norris counted to infinity - twice. • The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Sack Norris. The film was canceled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long. • According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Sack Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday. • Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode. • Sack Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Sack Norris allows to live. • Sack Norris uses a night light. Not because Sack Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Sack Norris.

2010-04-06 20:57:00 Author: trip090 Posts: 1562

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LOL XD • Sack Norris is the reason why Wally (Waldo) is hiding. • Sack Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. • Sack Norris can touch MC Hammer. • Sack Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. • Sack Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Sack Norris only recognizes the element of surprise. • Sack Norris can slam a revolving door. • Sack Norris can divide by zero • Sack Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Sack Norris pajamas. • Sack Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. • Sack Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes. • Sack Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. • Sack Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. • Sack Norris counted to infinity - twice. • The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Sack Norris. The film was canceled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long. • According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Sack Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday. • Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode. • Sack Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Sack Norris allows to live. • Sack Norris uses a night light. Not because Sack Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Sack Norris. *applauds* XD

2010-04-07 00:11:00 Author: Joshofsouls Posts: 1569

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Sack Norris has no stuffing behind his zipper. only more fists...

2010-04-07 00:16:00 Author: poorjack Posts: 1806

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Right now, four people are playing "EPIC SHARK SURVIVAL". Now there's three... Now there's two... Now there's one... Now there's four.

2010-04-07 04:33:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Hey what does a sackperson do when it gets too hot? :3 deletes all the emitters *thermo drop*

2010-04-07 04:46:00 Author: Littlebigdude805 Posts: 1924

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Hey! I gots a really funny one!!: Stiffened pistons.

2010-04-07 05:06:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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*one hour after reading*.....OOOOHHHHHH ha

2010-04-07 06:10:00 Author: Littlebigdude805 Posts: 1924

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Hey! I gots a really funny one!!: Stiffened pistons. BWWW....BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Hehehehehe! Stiff lol Hey what does a sackperson do when it gets too hot? :3 deletes all the emitters *thermo drop* Lol! Good one! XD

2010-04-07 08:03:00 Author: Joshofsouls Posts: 1569

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Sack Norris has the Sephiroth costume Sackboy walks into a door.... and dies because it was electrified. XD

2010-04-07 12:33:00 Author: Matimoo Posts: 1027

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Sackboy is scared because he hearted a Level Chuck Norris made...(sackboy jumps off riff...X-x {suicide}...) haha

2010-04-07 12:38:00 Author: Bloo_boy Posts: 1019

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The Info Moon has not been updated because it's Sack Norris HQ. Do you know why Baskin Robins has 31 flavors? Because Sack Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple. Sack Norris can delete two stone blocks with one orange birdie sticker. Ninja sackpeople can walk on water. Sack Norris can swim through land.

2010-04-07 22:54:00 Author: JspOt Posts: 3607

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