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Some of you may have been messing around with google translate just like me and seen how bad it can be. This site does all the work for you and lets you translate 54 times instantly with a press of a button. http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php For example... "in LittleBigPlanet, you are a little sackperson" ...54 translations later we get: "LittleBigPlanet. A lot of these scissors." Copy and paste here something funny that you find

2010-04-04 23:29:00 Author: napero7 Posts: 1653

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Original text: "Stephen Fry is the narrator of LittleBigPlanet" ...54 translations later we get: "Littlebigplanet, "said Stephen fry." Original text: "Hello, how are you today? I'm good." ...54 translations later we get: "No, I do now? Energy" That's awesome, bookmarked . Original text: "That's awesome, bookmarked." ...54 translations later we get: "Index"

2010-04-04 23:38:00 Author: Doopz Posts: 5592

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Original text: "Yummy I am eating cake" ...10 translations later we get: "Eat Tortes" What? O.o

2010-04-04 23:44:00 Author: RadioPaint Posts: 61

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I just copied the first sentence on that site... Original text: "Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. " ...54 translations later we get: "Mental health Resources for literary Interpretation." Weird, huh? I'm on a quest to find something that will not change at all (using max). ROFL!! BEST ONE EVER!!: Original text: "poo" ...54 translations later we get: "Art"

2010-04-04 23:54:00 Author: Doopz Posts: 5592

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"Once upon a time there was a giant cookie who like muffins." ...54 translations later we get: "Why pie" "This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must, because, we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead." ...54 translations later we get: "A lot of work, thinking that the car Legally. Aperture science, I know that we all die" My name is KlawwTheClown. I like to create on LittleBigPlanet, and I like cake, which by the way, is a lie." ...54 translations later we get: "Littlebigplanet klavvtheklovn step. Not a bad Monday on the cake for us." "I am quite sure that sophisticated conversations are absolutely splendid." ...54 translations later we get: "I think the discussion on the matter." "Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone I've got this feeling, so appealing, for us to get together and sing. Sing!" ...54 translations later we get: "Ringuringuringuringuringuringuringubanana Banana Phone ring ring ring ring, sing songs together, and very interesting!" I'll just leave it at that for now...

2010-04-04 23:56:00 Author: KlawwTheClown Posts: 1106

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Weird, huh? I'm on a quest to find something that will not change at all (using max). Good luck with that Some of you may be offended by this, but I think it's funny... "AIDS" ...54 translations later we get: "Jews"

2010-04-05 00:02:00 Author: napero7 Posts: 1653

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I once dreamt of eating baby goats" ...10 translations later: "Even if you dream small goats "You only live once, but a sackperson lives several times!" ...25 translations later: "Only live once, but a personal bag!" "I enjoy scaring small children" ...25 translations later: "I love children, be afraid"

2010-04-05 00:24:00 Author: bonner123 Posts: 1487

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"LittleBigPlanet is on Mars" ...54 translations later we get: "Littlebigplanet 3" "The Sackboy silently stalks its prey, the Cottonball." ...54 translations later we get: "Weapons of cotton and kill sakkboy."

2010-04-05 03:00:00 Author: Testudini Posts: 3262

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Original: "I once lived on the LittleBigPlanet but this era is now in the hands of the past." 54 translations later: "I have lived in LittleBigPlanet, but now the hands of more than one time." I think it Asploded at this point XD Original: "Do my blood really runs into my veins?" 54 translations later: "Ikrvenevmoiteveni, Neetu" LMAO! XD

2010-04-05 04:07:00 Author: Chump Posts: 1712

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1. Original text: "Do sackpeople really love pancakes?" ...54 translations later we get: "Kohn is us?" 2.Original text: "Gordon Brown is not a good prime minister." ...54 translations later we get: "It is not brown." 3. Original text: "To be honest with you, the cake really IS a lie." ...54 translations later we get: "Indeed, this bread is very bad." Hmm.

2010-04-05 11:37:00 Author: FlipMeister Posts: 631

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When I close my eyes and think of you, I see a purple elephant riding a unicycle. 54 translations later... November memejamkan two Elephants pink protection. The silly noodle sat on a tambourine. 54 translations later... That echo. Not a bad job, considering the fact that you find playing with red rope licorice interesting. 54 translations later... Always good It's a funny fact that you find the most mites in your cat's pajamas. 54 translations later... Pruning is really a natural decision, Sleeping bit. When life gives you a drenched wedding dress, say that it's not yours and ask the waiter to take it back. 54 translations later... Participation of students with life again. Something doesn't seem quite right here...

2010-04-05 15:49:00 Author: trip090 Posts: 1562

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Polo turned into Parade It was doing well until GALICIAN translated polo into By The "That camera has terrible quality. " ...54 translations later we get: "Unfortunately, the camera" "Everybody has a price, for the million dollar man." ...54 translations later we get: "Only 100 million people in the room." "I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me " ...54 translations later we get: "My voice in my head." "When I get out of bed i like to get dressed and sing mama mia till midday." ...54 translations later we get: "Next night Mum quality problems."

2010-04-05 16:16:00 Author: robotiod Posts: 2662

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Google translate sucks > Google translation does not stink Anus > year yo momma > hey mama poop > silly give a dog a wedgie > dog olfen (this one is horrible: I typed in my real name and this came up IN ENGLISH) M***** Q***** > 迈克尔奎恩 Anal Cavity > A (EPIC WTF)

2010-04-05 18:45:00 Author: KQuinn94Z Posts: 1758

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I typed in my name... "Marc S******" ...54 translations later we get: "Makushurutsu." Yeah kinda... lol Pretty many things translate to A "the dark knight is not the best movie ever" ...54 translations later we get: "Dark Knight the best movie ever." Does that make sense?

2010-04-05 20:54:00 Author: napero7 Posts: 1653

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Best one yet! I'm alright thanks. That goon over there to a right liking to me and wouldn't get off. In the end, I had to threaten him with an electric pencil sharpener and a toothpick. 54 translations later... Honey, please, it's very important to me in late Ming, Cobbler

2010-04-05 21:52:00 Author: trip090 Posts: 1562

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LOL Original: little big planet central rawks 54 translations later: Ritorubiggupuranettohomurokkv.

2010-04-05 22:07:00 Author: Littlebigdude805 Posts: 1924

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1. Little big planet is awesome 54 translations later 小 大 星球 是 的 一个 了不起. lol 2. Sackboy is awesome 54 translations later When sakkboy LOL (WTF) 3. the canyons suck 54 translations later Feeling lol

2010-04-06 09:49:00 Author: YEAH_NAH Posts: 775

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I enclosed this in a spoiler in case it offends anyone. Personally I found it hilarious. The 10 Commandments and their respective translations. I am the Lord thy God, ... Thou shalt have no other gods before me. God is God, our team. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. You can view all pictures. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. The fact is, God is transferable. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Sabbath! And do not forget the men. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long. The next day a man came on to his family. Thou shalt not kill. Kill. Thou shalt not commit adultery. This is torture? Thou shalt not steal. Trophy? Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. Friend said the wrong aikekaras. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house. I do not like the urban population.

2010-04-06 11:47:00 Author: Unknown User

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Haha this thing is funny! Here are mine: I love mcdonalds! - Ben Macdonalds love! I have a kitten named Blob - If a team Dont shout i am scared - I can not hear I am having a bath - [C] LOL random huh!?

2010-04-06 13:03:00 Author: Fenderjt Posts: 1969

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I enclosed this in a spoiler in case it offends anyone. Personally I found it hilarious. The 10 Commandments and their respective translations. I am the Lord thy God, ... Thou shalt have no other gods before me. God is God, our team. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. You can view all pictures. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. The fact is, God is transferable. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Sabbath! And do not forget the men. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long. The next day a man came on to his family. Thou shalt not kill. Kill. Thou shalt not commit adultery. This is torture? Thou shalt not steal. Trophy? Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. Friend said the wrong aikekaras. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house. I do not like the urban population. Oh my god those are absolutely golden. Original text: "I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant. " ...54 translations later we get: "This, I think, I mean, I know."

2010-04-06 20:42:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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250 doesn't change except for adding a period. final is: 250.

2010-04-06 21:17:00 Author: Deviantgeek Posts: 386

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Original text: "I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant. " ...54 translations later we get: "This, I think, I mean, I know." Even the translator got confused there I have a new one for you. "Modnation racers will be awesome" ...54 translations later we get: "Women modnatyon." ... WHAT?

2010-04-06 21:21:00 Author: napero7 Posts: 1653

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What's happening? 54 translations later... Mazahds What the? ...

2010-04-06 21:27:00 Author: trip090 Posts: 1562

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Original text: "What about the cake?" ...25 translations later we get: "Cake?"

2010-04-07 00:55:00 Author: chezhead Posts: 1063

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Whoa, this is weird. Me: "God does not hate us, but cherishes our souls instead." Bad Translator: "Those who hate God, I want to hear them." Looks like someone's going to hell.

2010-04-07 01:12:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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wow, Back to the future actually stayed as Back to the future for all 54 translations :O Cool site

2010-04-07 02:42:00 Author: Burnvictim42 Posts: 3322

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Even the translator got confused there That is why I love it

2010-04-07 09:31:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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Original: My hat is purple and full of feathers, how about yours? Translated: Good but comprehensive. ??? Original: OMG NOEZ! THE COWS ARE ATTACKING WITH FLYING SPATULAS D: Translated: 03 no; Smear attacks the ...o_0? Original: Hey, son, could you grab that forklift over there for me? Your mother baked one too many cat pies and I need to rid of her grandmother. Translated: Hey, cat, marriage, if you want to move the Stalin cake pan. I always knew cat marriages were terrible things. Original: Holy cow, what a coincidence! I was going to go see that new bread movie too! Translated: So happening! Think about the pain! This one made me laugh for a long time for some reason.

2010-04-08 05:24:00 Author: Sackwise Posts: 305

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Sorry for double post, but I have to share this with you guys. I just put "Blank." and it translated it into "Thomas." ??????????

2010-04-08 05:31:00 Author: Sackwise Posts: 305

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"Blame it on the pop" ...54 translations later we get: "Windows that" Pancakes are a delicious treat. " ...54 translations later we get: "My delicious choice" Run! The Monster is coming!" ...54 translations later we get: "Go! Rakshastal guest!"

2010-04-09 10:01:00 Author: tomodon246 Posts: 624

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"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, And chuck as much as a woodchuck would If a woodchuck could chuck wood." ...54 translations later we get: "Charlie, if you put the right 莫马马尔 MB - Charlie is no shortage of activities, food, including wood hamster." "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?" ...54 translations later we get: "Especially Peppers Peter Piper Peter, pepper, vinegar, totshiripeppazupitapaipapitapaipa agree that moral strength?" She sells seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells." ...54 translations later we get: ".. Of course, the beach, to buy and sell Unwanted $ 1 trillion to read the game."

2010-04-09 10:34:00 Author: robotiod Posts: 2662

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