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Greatest Simpsons Moments Ever!

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Whats yours? I love in an episode called "Homer Badman" when Homer and Marge are at a candy trade show and Homer is caught stealing a gummy version of the Venus de Milo. Homer then gets a can of cola and mixes it up with sour sugar and throws it at the crowd like a grenade. He then makes a big dramatic slow-mo jump and the doors blow up!

It is my favorite moment ever! Whats yours?

2010-03-27 13:40:00

Author:
talbot-trembler

Posts: 1114

Its not my favorite but Simpsons has so many good moments but its when homer says.

"I wasn't lying i was just writing fiction with my words"

2010-03-27 13:54:00

Author:
robotiod

Posts: 2662

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULFPXiS-Go0

http://en.sevenload.com/videos/PrhtPnF-Bart-vs-Skinner

Sorry, on the second one you have to watch an advertisement.

2010-03-27 14:05:00

Author:
Doopz

Posts: 5592

2010-03-27 14:15:00

Author:
trip090

Posts: 1562

This ones pretty cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faRlFsYmkeY#movie_player

2010-03-27 14:32:00

Author:
Doopz

Posts: 5592

I love all of them! Theres always a greatest ever moment every second, they're that good!

2010-03-27 14:49:00

Author:
talbot-trembler

Posts: 1114

I liked it when Home goes "Ooooh! I'm Marge Simpson! Don't eat of the floor! HMMMMMMMMM" don't remember which ep.

2010-03-27 15:14:00

Author:
LordMagicPants

Posts: 187

I think this one is pretty funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnPGDWD_oLE

2010-03-27 20:52:00

Author:
Alec

Posts: 3871

I can't find a clip on youtube, but in the ep where Moe gets a girlfriend and needs homer to steal his car to claim insurance, Homer is watching the movie "Hail to the chimp".
The chimp is the president, and goes crazy and attacks people in his office. The quote goes something like:
"Arh, get off my Mr. President!"

That one quote -always- cracks me up as it is so funny and rediculous.

The ep is the first post is probably my favourite episode ever. A few more great quotes from that ep:

"No Ben! Bad!" *bear chaos ensues* "Rawr!" *Gentle ben will be right back*

Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was
sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can. [splice] -- o I grab
her -- [splice] sweet can. [splice] Oh, just thinking about
[splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he --
[splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can.

Simpsons scandal update! Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which we believes gives him sexual powers!

Kent: Now, this technology is new to me, but...I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly.

Just read this: http://www.snpp.org/episodes/2F06.html

A few other that come to mind from your comments:
Jasper: "You sunk by battleship" *elderly laughter*
Kent: "I for one welcome our new insect overlords.."

Oh, and I love it when Homer whispers something. Sounds SO funny.

2010-03-27 21:25:00

Author:
midnight_heist

Posts: 2513

I can't find a clip on youtube, but in the ep where Moe gets a girlfriend and needs homer to steal his car to claim insurance, Homer is watching the movie "Hail to the chimp".
The chimp is the president, and goes crazy and attacks people in his office. The quote goes something like:
"Arh, get off my Mr. President!"

That one quote -always- cracks me up as it is so funny and rediculous.

The ep is the first post is probably my favourite episode ever. A few more great quotes from that ep:

"No Ben! Bad!" *bear chaos ensues* "Rawr!" *Gentle ben will be right back*

Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was
sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can. [splice] -- o I grab
her -- [splice] sweet can. [splice] Oh, just thinking about
[splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he --
[splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can.

Simpsons scandal update! Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which we believes gives him sexual powers!

Kent: Now, this technology is new to me, but...I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly.

Just read this: http://www.snpp.org/episodes/2F06.html

A few other that come to mind from your comments:
Jasper: "You sunk by battleship" *elderly laughter*
Kent: "I for one welcome our new insect overlords.."

Oh, and I love it when Homer whispers something. Sounds SO funny.

I love it when Homer whispers something too. In one of the new ones he has a fight with his reflection, saying hes so cute but then walks into the mirror and gets angry at himself then calms himself down whispering to the mirror! Its so funny!

2010-03-28 09:30:00

Author:
talbot-trembler

Posts: 1114

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV1LWhNpTJU

footballs are dangerous.

2010-03-28 12:26:00

Author:
trip090

Posts: 1562

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV1LWhNpTJU

footballs are dangerous.

Thats hilarious

lol

2010-03-28 12:28:00

Author:
Alec

Posts: 3871

Good thread idea. One of my favorites would have to be in one of the newer episodes, I THINK Homer loses the house, then Bart and Lisa are talking about how bad this is, then they look out the window and Homer hangs himself on a tree to commit suicide, and after that the tree falls down on him. I laughed a lot, and rewinded the episode just to watch that part again and again.

2010-03-28 14:28:00

Author:
X-FROGBOY-X

Posts: 1800

I don't watch the Simpsons much, I don't find it that funny really. I prefer shows like Family Guy and The Cleveland Show, they appeal to me far more than the Simpsons.

2010-03-28 16:22:00

Author:
Wardi96

Posts: 20

I don't watch the Simpsons much, I don't find it that funny really. I prefer shows like Family Guy and The Cleveland Show, they appeal to me far more than the Simpsons.

If you hadn't been nice in proclaiming your hatred for the simpsons, you would be gettin a good old-fashioned forum beating!

2010-03-29 18:51:00

Author:
talbot-trembler

Posts: 1114

I can't think of my single most favourite episode, but "Lisa the Vegetarian" is probably my favourite episode because it has so many great moments in it.

"You don't win friends with salad!"

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh, heh, heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

And Apu's rendition of "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

2010-03-30 10:43:00

Author:
Rhys125

Posts: 841

I can't think of my single most favourite episode, but "Lisa the Vegetarian" is probably my favourite episode because it has so many great moments in it.

"You don't win friends with salad!"

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh, heh, heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

And Apu's rendition of "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

"Lisa the Vegetarian" is the best episode ever! Homer and Lisa's conversation definately goes down in Simpsons history!

2010-03-30 16:33:00

Author:
talbot-trembler

Posts: 1114

I can't think of my single most favourite episode, but "Lisa the Vegetarian" is probably my favourite episode because it has so many great moments in it.

Bart! No!
What?
Sorry, force of habit. Lisa! No!

It's just a little dirty, it's still good, it's still good.
It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good.
It's gone dad.
I know. ;_;

2010-03-31 10:02:00

Author:
midnight_heist

Posts: 2513

I love the simpsons episode where its Valentines and Apu says "I have marshmallow in my ears.....I HAVE A NUT IN MY EYE!!!!!"
That always makes me laugh!

2010-03-31 10:26:00

Author:
Fenderjt

Posts: 1969

I love the simpsons episode where its Valentines and Apu says "I have marshmallow in my ears.....I HAVE A NUT IN MY EYE!!!!!"
That always makes me laugh!

I think he says nougat(sp?) instead of marshmallow, but yeah, that was the best bit in that ep!

Many lols were had.

The way he said it makes it extra funny. Crazy that 5 people do most of the character voices in simpsons. Really talented.

2010-03-31 12:50:00

Author:
midnight_heist

Posts: 2513

Can't remember the episode, but that one where Homer loses his job and an advert for limo driving comes on. Lisa's in the room as well, and Homer goes "That's perfect!" (Or something like that), and then he goes "Thanks for turning the TV on Lisa"

She replies, "But I didn't"

Homer replies "OK then, could you turn it off please?"

They both look at the TV and Lisa goes "It is" and some creepy music plays.

Not my favourite, but one I remember.

Also, some Halloween special were Ned teaches Bart and his friends the 7 Deadly sins, and Homer gets killed by some magic spaghetti in one, then he appears in another one in a hammock, and says "Hey wasn't I killed by the magic spaghetti?" and starts to scream because he sort of burns into the hammock

2010-03-31 17:05:00

Author:
kirbyman62

Posts: 1893

"Lisa the Vegetarian" is the best episode ever! Homer and Lisa's conversation definately goes down in Simpsons history!

This is probably the best conversation in that episode!

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad?
Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you! You barbeque-wrecking, know-nothing know-it-all!
Lisa: That's IT! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore. I am out of here!
[leaves and slams the door]
Homer: That's it! Go to your room!

Absolutely Hilarious!

2010-03-31 18:24:00

Author:
Rhys125

Posts: 841

This is probably the best conversation in that episode!

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad?
Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you! You barbeque-wrecking, know-nothing know-it-all!
Lisa: That's IT! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore. I am out of here!
[leaves and slams the door]
Homer: That's it! Go to your room!

Absolutely Hilarious!

OMG - That's brilliant. I loved that episode.

As a Freemason, I just have to list the Stone Cutters Guild as one of my all-time faves:
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2010-03-31 18:53:00

Author:
v0rtex

Posts: 1878

I think he says nougat(sp?) instead of marshmallow, but yeah, that was the best bit in that ep!

Many lols were had.

.
OH YER! Deerrrr im do thick lol! Thanks XD

2010-03-31 18:55:00

Author:
Fenderjt

Posts: 1969

One of my favourite lines has to be Homer's...

''How ironic, now he's blind after a life of enjoying being able to see''

Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icIwKaci3MI That is awesome.

2010-03-31 18:57:00

Author:
jackofcourse

Posts: 1494

One of my favourite lines has to be Homer's...

''How ironic, now he's blind after a life of enjoying being able to see''

Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icIwKaci3MI That is awesome.

i gotta agree with you, that scene is one of the best.

2010-03-31 20:14:00

Author:
trip090

Posts: 1562

Whats yours? I love in an episode called "Homer Badman" when Homer and Marge are at a candy trade show and Homer is caught stealing a gummy version of the Venus de Milo. Homer then gets a can of cola and mixes it up with sour sugar and throws it at the crowd like a grenade. He then makes a big dramatic slow-mo jump and the doors blow up!

It is my favorite moment ever! Whats yours?

That's mine exactly! Funniest thing ever! =D

http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/272671-Blackfalcon/671/5/animal0064hb2_display.gif

2010-03-31 20:17:00

Author:
Blackfalcon

Posts: 409

lol the one i like alot is when krusty releases this new vegetarian burger, apu goes to get one and when he get's it he says something among the lines of "yes now i am a true american" or something like that and then he starts dancing and singing this very funny indian dance and i just LMAO right there!

2010-04-02 00:47:00

Author:
Racroz

Posts: 406

lol the one i like alot is when krusty releases this new vegetarian burger, apu goes to get one and when he get's it he says something among the lines of "yes now i am a true american" or something like that and then he starts dancing and singing this very funny indian dance and i just LMAO right there!

That episode is one of the new ones, ain't it? It's so funny, I watched it last night! It's the one when the Odgenville people come! The ending is great!

2010-04-02 08:34:00

Author:
talbot-trembler

Posts: 1114

I just remembered this one today from a great episode.

Carl (with big obvious pyramid hat on): So er, aint anyone gonna ask about the hat?
Lenny: Hmm, hey Carl, what's with the hat?
Carl: Oh what this thing?

hahaha. Which leads on to...
Lenny: You sent your 8 year old girl downtown on a bus?!
Homer: Erm, no. But now I have to go on a completely unrelated matter.
*casual looking walk turns into him dropping his plate and running out the door*
Homer: arrh, I'm comming Lisa!

One of the great things about the simpsons is that one joke leads into the next.

2010-04-05 13:18:00

Author:
midnight_heist

Posts: 2513

mine would be in the first session when homer and bart got in the wild and they try to capture a rabbit lol i still lol at it every time i watch it

2010-04-05 13:44:00

Author:
WESFUN

Posts: 1336

Nelson: "You're ***!"
Lisa: "People who call people *** are just hiding the fact they're ***!"
Nelson: "No!"
Lisa: "People denying the truth results in other several ways of embarrassing yourself when you come clean!"
Bart: "Oh, really?"
Nelson: "Yes, really!" -punches Bart-
Lisa: "It's so obvious your hiding it!"
Nelson: "No...uhgh...shut up!" -jumps out the back of the school bus- "FREEDOM!!!" -truck comes towards him-
Lisa: "Uh, nothing to see here. Move along." -shuts the back door of the school bus-

2010-04-07 02:26:00

Author:
Splash

Posts: 102

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