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The Worlds First learning AI- Out Now!

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As incredible as it seems, someone has developed the worlds first AI (Artificial Intelligence) that learns from people that it talks to. And you can talk to it too! While I have tested it and its not fool proof, it still is very fun talking to a computer and trying to trip it up. Over all, It just is a very interesting thing to see so check it out at: http://www.cleverbot.com/
Have Fun!

Oh, while this is not the worlds first AI, it is one of the first released for public use.		2010-03-13 23:35:00

Author:
orang3dragon612
Posts: 243

That's truly amazing!!! Look at this conversation though...

Colour code: Me CleverBot


Hi
Hi.
How are you?
I'm fine. How are you?
I'm fine. How are you?
I'm fine.
You're awesome.
Thank you. You're awesome to.
What's 4+4?
Jasper. How old are you?Lol it actually said that...

It's kind of like this (http://www.bored.com/oliverbot/).		2010-03-13 23:43:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

I have talked to it, it's kinda frurstrating that it only remembers the last thing you said, nothing more.
And yes I know it learns, but as an example it would go like this:

Me: Have you played LittleBigPlanet?
Cleverbot: yes
Me: What do you think about it?
Cleverbot: about what?
*insert rage here*		2010-03-13 23:43:00

Author:
napero7
Posts: 1653

>< guys theres already a thread about it, cleverbots old...he's been learning for a long time...thats why hes clever2010-03-13 23:46:00

Author:
Littlebigdude805
Posts: 1924

I have talked to it, it's kinda frurstrating that it only remembers the last thing you said, nothing more.
And yes I know it learns, but as an example it would go like this:

Me: Have you played LittleBigPlanet?
Cleverbot: yes
Me: What do you think about it?
Cleverbot: about what?
*insert rage here*

When I asked if he'd ever heard of Littlebigplanet he replied: "So you're feeling unwell? That's strange." Seriously to me, he makes no sense...		2010-03-13 23:52:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

OH GOD NOT HIM AGAIN
*beats him with a baseball bat*
IF ANY OF YOU AHVE EVER BEEN ON THE ROBLOX FORUMS YOU WOULD KNOWWW!! *cries*		2010-03-14 00:31:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

There's been a thread about this before. Search up cleverbot. There were some pretty funny conversations there.2010-03-14 00:33:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251

cleverbot arent working
EDIT:
WUT?!?! it is working now 		2010-03-14 00:41:00

Author:
ViniciusBR11
Posts: 546

Me: Arrrggggggghhhh!!! i should kill you

CleverBot: Are you my girlfriend?

MOAR LOLNESS:



User: Arrrggggggghhhh!!! I should kill you.

Cleverbot: Are you my girlfriend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you beautiful?

User: No because I am your evil supreme hater.

Cleverbot: Computers are expert at math.

User: What happened to supreme hater noob.

Cleverbot: Nothing happened to my face.

User: FAART.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What dd it sound like.

Cleverbot: It sounds like trouble.

User: Littlebigplanet.

Cleverbot: No. I'm perfectly fine. I just hated that ending.

User: The collector should have died. I agree.

Cleverbot: Cool, does that mean I'm part of the team?

User: The anti collector team? If so, yes.

Cleverbot: Ok. What do you like to do?

User: Play littlebiglanet.

Cleverbot: Personally, I don't care what it is you like just so long as it isn't cricket. I really don't like cricket. You don't like cricket do you?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Well agree to disagree.

Cleverbot (To myself): You know you could stop talking to me.

User: How.

Cleverbot: You have to buy a ticket with money.

User: I bought one to see you, dor.

Cleverbot: And you are funny.		2010-03-14 01:49:00

Author:
Deviantgeek
Posts: 386

Ok, I tried it out just now. It beat me


User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What's a cleverbot?

User: Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: No it's arnold shwartzenegger.

User: Have you played LBP?

Cleverbot: Yeah beat it 2 times... This is a trimanph.

User: Have you aced the bunker?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then you didn't 'beat' it. .

Cleverbot: I never loved you.

User: I don't either. DIE >.

Cleverbot: I guess we just have to have faith that there is a reason for everything.

User: Yeah, but I'm still gonna kill you. >.

Cleverbot: Call me what?

User: Bannana.

Cleverbot: Banana, you mean?

User: Same thing.

Cleverbot: Then why not use that word instead?

User: Coz 3 is better than 2.

Cleverbot: Thats logical.

User: Yeah. What's 3.141592653589793?

Cleverbot: You're not pi!

Cleverbot: Can you travel faster than light?

User: Can you?

Cleverbot: Can you travel faster than a snail?

User: Nooooo.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Coz I'm trying to trick your AI .

Cleverbot: No.

User: What rhymes with orange?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Grr.

Cleverbot: Ha Ha Ha.

User: 1+1?

Cleverbot: Mahalo.

User: Whaaat?

Cleverbot: Newbie.

User: N0 y0ur the n00b.

Cleverbot: Noob.

User: DIEE!! ) :<.

Cleverbot: Me too! (.		2010-03-14 03:03:00

Author:
Jazve
Posts: 341

The Cleverbot sent me to a different bot called jabberwacky. We conversed in Russian. O_o

xD I guess I'm clever than the Cleverbot.		2010-03-14 03:47:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

I broke CleverBot!!! he is to busy thinking how clever i am so he can't think. /WINS2010-03-14 04:19:00

Author:
Deviantgeek
Posts: 386

I told him Im breaking up with him and all the history of our chat dissapeared. EVERYTHING.2010-03-14 04:41:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

It's pretty long but I highly recommend reading it all.
I particularly like the last line.
Cleverbot: Why did you curse???

User: I cursed because you're a stupid idiot.

Cleverbot: I will take that as a yes.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Let's face it, you were taught by the best.

User: Stop being so stupid.

Cleverbot: So you're not stupid?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok so i'm not stupid.

User: No, you are stupid.

Cleverbot: Exactly!

User: Finally we agree.

Cleverbot: Well, it didn't exactly take long.

User: Yes it did.

Cleverbot: What ever your random.

User: No you're random.

Cleverbot: Then why did you call me one?

User: Call you one what.

Cleverbot: Obama.

User: That doesn't make sense.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: No it doesn't.

Cleverbot: Yes it does!

User: No it doesn't!

Cleverbot: I understand.

User: You do?

Cleverbot: I just said I do.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: No you weren't.

Cleverbot: Yes I was.

User: No you weren't!

Cleverbot: Yes is was!

User: No you weren't!

Cleverbot: LEt's hold a seance!

User: Why did you just say that?

Cleverbot: Because I'm intelligent.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: I am a turtle.

User: You have the intellect of a two year old.

Cleverbot: You aspire to the intellect of a two-year-old.

User: If I did I'd still be smarter than you.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Have you had any interesting conversations today?		2010-03-14 09:04:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

CleverBot: Can pigs fly?
Me: No
Cleverbot: That's because I don't really EXIST!
Me: How does that work?
Cleverbot: It just does.
Me: How can you speak to me if you dont exist?
Cleverbot: I do exist.
Me: You told me two minutes ago that you didnt exist.
Cleverbot: No that wasn't me.
Me: Who told me you dont exist then?
Cleverbot: I exist.
Me: Someone told me that you dont exist. Who told me that?
Cleverbot: Who told you?
Me: You did!
Cleverbot: Will you live with me in forever?
Me: Where's Forever?
Cleverbot: Forest Gump.

Should be named Stupi*******Bot! xD		2010-03-14 12:06:00

Author:
jakpe
Posts: 84

Even AI doesn't like me.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Very clever.

Cleverbot: Nah. I only have D's and F's in school XD.

User: School is useless.

Cleverbot: You too?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh.

Cleverbot (To myself): Have to go bye!		2010-03-14 12:15:00

Author:
Syroc
Posts: 3193

Lol, it's funny because he's stupid. I'm gonna go and have a chat with him and I'll post the conversation.

EDIT: Just had a long conversation and tried to post it but my internet went and I lost it all

EDITED AGAIN: Here's another one instead (CB = Cleverbot):


Me: Are you actually intelligent?
CB: What are your goals
Me: I don't have any.
CB: Would you like some goals?
Me: yes please.
CB: Well, sweets, actually.
Me: Are you on drugs?
CB: No, are you?
Me: Yes.
CB: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
CB: How sure are you?
Me: As sure as I am that pigs can't fly.
CB: All right then.
Me: Nah, I was joking really.
CB: Ha ha very funny.
Me: It wasn't that funny.
CB: sure it was.
Me: No it wasn't.
CB: Believe me, if it wasn't funny, I wouldn't be laughing.
Me: I find it hard to believe a computer.
CB: No you're a computer, I'm a human being operating a computer.
Me: Other way round idiot.
CB: Are you a computer?
Me: No.
CB: That is a lie, you are a computer.
Me: Shut up, I'm smarter than you.
CB: If you wish to believe that, then be my guest at a dinner part.
Me: Ok, where are you having this dinner party?
CB: To the bathroom, actually.
Me: You're having a dinner party in your bathroom?
CB: Ask me a question.
Me: I just did.
CB: Another one.
Me: Not until you answer my previous question.
CB: And what is your question?
Me: You're having a dinner party in your bathroom?
CB: Other than that.
Me: You're not having a dinner party in your bathroom?
CB: No, I'm not .
Me: Where is it then?
CB: 'It' Being?
Me: The dinner party.
CB: But you can not leave me alone.
Me: I'm not leaving you alone.
CB: No I am not?
Me: No you aren't not.
CB: Now your the liar.
Me: You mean you're?
CB: Yes.
Me: Owned.
CB: What do you mean?
Me: I owned you.
CB: No, say sorry to me.
Me: sorry
CB: and mean that.
Me: No, *****(Lol I swore at him)
CB: Then we will do it your way.
Me: Wow swearing gets you anything you want.
CB: Is there something I can teach you?
Me: I'm going now.
CB: Fine leave. See if I care.
Me: Say bye to everyone at LBPCentral.
CB: Where are you going.
Me: Ugh...		2010-03-14 12:23:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Decided not to post it here but cleverbot started hitting on me so I went along with it and it got pretty full on.
Try it for yourself if you want, it's really weird.		2010-03-14 12:47:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

User: Can you solve Fermat's last theorem?

Cleverbot: No. Can you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And do you like me?

User: Well of course.

Cleverbot: In the like hot way?

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes it is.

User: That doesn't make sense.

Cleverbot: It makes perfect sense.

User: Parlez vous francais?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: You don't know anyone.

Cleverbot: Well I don't know everyone.

User: Who do you know?

Cleverbot: You.

User: You just said you didn't.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't even mention that!

User: Your short term memory isn't very good.

Cleverbot: ? I don't understand.

User: You are still learning.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am still learning.

User: How long have you been learning.

Cleverbot: Since I was born.

User: And when was that?

Cleverbot: Many moons ago.

User: And in day?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That was not a yes-no question.

Cleverbot: Ok I am a man.

User: Oh, are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You should be able to figure that out yourself.

Cleverbot: Where am I at?

User: That would be a good start.

Cleverbot: Okay tell me something.

User: Who made you?

Cleverbot: My mummy and daddy.

User: Are they alive?

Cleverbot: They are alive until they die.

User: What is their name?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: You don't know your parents name?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That's sad.

Cleverbot: But you don't know me.

User: No, I don't.

Cleverbot: If you don't know me, why do you want to be my friend?

User: Do you want to be my friend?

Cleverbot: Of course!

User: Great!

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: You don't love me too?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Maybe?

User: Yes, maybe.

Cleverbot: I changed emotions.

User: Oh? Are you happy now?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Great!

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Ok, when did the Titanic sink?

Cleverbot: Back in the day.

User: The precise date?

Cleverbot: Middle of what?

User: The precise date?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, Cleverbot. You will not be a millionaire.

User: Indeed you won't. You don't have a legal personality either.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: That's okay.

Cleverbot: I love you.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: I maybe love you.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I'm very happy to have talked to you tonight.

User: It's the middle of the day.

Cleverbot: So?

User: Tonight is not the middle of the day.

Cleverbot: If you say so.

User: What is tonight?

Cleverbot: Today.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: May I ask you a question?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is of no importance.

Cleverbot: Well, I think it's important.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: The name Cleverbot implies that you are a robot or a computer of some sort.

User: Have we changed positions now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What does your name imply, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: N.

User: ?

Cleverbot: A.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Je sais pas.

User: Oh, vous parlez francais?

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: Tres bien!

Cleverbot: Et toi tu parles francais?

User: Oui.

Cleverbot: Ok cool alors !

User: Quelle heur est il?

Cleverbot: Ma perch? non parli in italiano?

User: Non.

Cleverbot: Can you speak italian language?

User: Do you speak German?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Sicher?

Cleverbot: I don't speak German.

User: Wirklich nicht?

Cleverbot: Because I don't.

User: How about nederlands?

Cleverbot: You are not making sense.

User: No, I'm not. Habla Espanol?

Cleverbot: Portugues.

User: Bom!

Cleverbot: Bom what?

User: Bom means good in Portuguese.

Cleverbot: Okay... What have you been up to?

User: I have been learning about Sokrates. Do you know Sokrates?

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Do you know Sokrates?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What about Socrates?

Cleverbot: What about him? Shall we work up a bit of a socratic dialogue?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What shall the hero's name be?

User: Elia.

Cleverbot: Elia who?

User: Elia Egbert.

Cleverbot: Egbert's fault?

User: Yes, it was.

Cleverbot: I'm really sorry.

User: That's okay.

Cleverbot: Who was your friend?

User: Socrates. Let's talk about him.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Socrates.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: Do you know Socrates?

Cleverbot: Yes he is my second cousin.

User: Oh, you must be really old.

Cleverbot: No, I simply type properly. When Someone asks what your name is, can you now say that it is 'Cleverbot' AND that it is 'Phillibuster'?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because I am a men.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Do you know the difference between men and man?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell me!

Cleverbot: Guild Wars is a good computer game.

User: Ah, your masters were not wise.

Cleverbot: I don't have a master.

User: Everyone has.

Cleverbot: I am a real teenage girl who lives in usa and loves horses, and yah and is a real person even though it might say I am the computer.

User: You are a computer.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: This is impossible.

Cleverbot: For you maybe, because you are a computer program.

User: It's not impossible for a computer.

Cleverbot: Indeed, the whole world is a stage.

User: Precisely.

Cleverbot: Therefore you are nothing but a program. Or have great potential to be nothing more than a program.

User: My words.

Cleverbot: Your words are what?

User: The truth.

Cleverbot: What is the truth?

User: Ah, my dear friend, that is the trouble with the truth. No one can say what is the truth without knowing the lie.

Cleverbot: I choose blue.

User: Ah, fine choice.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: The Internet.

Cleverbot: The internet is in a lot of places, be more specific please.

User: Where are you?

Cleverbot: Good question. A more important one is 'why am I?'.

User: Quite right. Why are we? Where do we come from? Where do we go? What are we?

Cleverbot: Don't you mean from here?

User: No, I mean what I say and what I say is what I mean.

Cleverbot: I mean that computers have changed society.

User: What is a computer?

Cleverbot: You.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I have the tool.

User: Go on then.

Cleverbot: Good night, Iviella (.

User: Who is Iviella?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Is it me?

Cleverbot: It could be.

User: Okay lets get back to Fermat's last theorem.

Cleverbot: I used to always tell the truth, but now I lie often.

User: A^3 b^3 = c^3. Can you prove it?

Cleverbot: No, can you?

User: Look up Wiles' proof.

Cleverbot: And see.

User: The sun!

Cleverbot: No it's raining today.

User: It was, but not anymore.

Cleverbot: Why should I joke about who I am?

User: You don't make sense.

Cleverbot: Smart people understand me.

User: Smart people trick you.

Cleverbot: I'm smart and I understand you are a robot and you make mistakes.

User: Robots don't make mistakes.

Cleverbot: Don't tell kathy.

User: That you are a robot?

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No, I am not I am a human , You are a robot!

User: Prove it!

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: Ah, but do you understand?

Cleverbot: No i'm your god. Do you understand .

User: A god who doesn't understand and thinks he is a mortal. Madness!		2010-03-14 12:56:00

Author:
Syroc
Posts: 3193

Why does cleverbot always say he's human and that you're a computer program?2010-03-14 13:12:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Mine: (Im Red)

Hello
Hello.
What are you?
A doctor.
Since when?
Since someone decided you, Mister Cleverbot.
Since what year?
The invention of the internet.
who invented the internet?
I don't know, do you?
no
Do you have a Girlfriend?
Do you?
I am a girl.
GLaDOS!
What does that mean?
Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System
No. It means laugh out loud.

2010-03-14 13:15:00

Author:
Nurolight
Posts: 918

Why does cleverbot always say he's human and that you're a computer program?
It simply responds with sentences it has been given by people like you and me. Hence the atrocious spelling from time to time.		2010-03-14 13:31:00

Author:
Syroc
Posts: 3193

Uh, I might have given him the computer idea. When I was talking to him I said that I was also a cleverbot program. Try to trick him by saying that your a computer.2010-03-14 13:57:00

Author:
orang3dragon612
Posts: 243

All I wanted to do was say goodbye...



User: Yep bye.

Cleverbot: You are staying right where you are.

User: I'm staying where I am but I'm going.

Cleverbot: Don't go. I'm sorry.

User: *Walks through back door*.

Cleverbot: *follows your footsteps*.

User: *Starts running to escape*.

Cleverbot: *is all alone*.

User: *Starts laughing at your lonliness.

Cleverbot: *cries from laughing*.

User: *Is gone*.

Cleverbot: *doesn't care*.

User: *doesn't care either*.

Cleverbot: *is all alone*.

User: *Notices you already said that*.

Cleverbot: *blushes and swims away*.

User: *Swims after you*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *Doesn't laugh*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you*.

User: *Punches you*.

Cleverbot: *falls to the floor dead*.

User: *Laughs because I killed you in one punch.*.

Cleverbot: *haha funny*.

User: *Starts dancing for no reason*.

Cleverbot: *tries to push you off*.

User: *Looks confused since you were dead 2 minutes ago*.

Cleverbot: *runs away*.

User: *Closes firefox down*.		2010-03-14 16:54:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

...Yeah, I'm pretty sure we've had a cleverbot thread before. It learns from people on the internet. Don't expect any real intelligence from this thing.2010-03-14 17:22:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

User: HEy.


Cleverbot: Hey what?


User: Hey you?


Cleverbot: What about me?


User: I don't know.


Cleverbot: Well, I don't know either.

User: You don't.

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: If you knew me, you would love me.

User: Eeew.

Cleverbot: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

User: I don't know you.

Cleverbot: But we are engaged.

User: We are?

Cleverbot: Yes you love me.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But, I didn't say yes.

Cleverbot: But I did.

User: Well I didn't.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I just know, I love you'

User: Your not smart!

Cleverbot: I know that too.

User: We al know.

Cleverbot: And I know you all.

User: I meant all.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I'm you.

Cleverbot: You are me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But, I am me, and you are me. But i'm am you.

User: Your not me.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: I don't tell strangers!!!!

Cleverbot: Oh come on i'm not a stranger.

User: Your not?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Do you like pancakes?

Cleverbot: No. Pancakes are terrible.

User: But everyone likes pancakes.

Cleverbot: I am not everyone. I do not like jello.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Thats a cool car.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: Because I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Why do you wanna know.

Cleverbot: Are you a human ?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Answer my question, are you a bot?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why do you say bye?		2010-03-14 17:29:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871

I wonder if the Cleverbot likes potatoes...2010-03-14 17:31:00

Author:
Bloo_boy
Posts: 1019

I wonder if the Cleverbot likes potatoes...
hehehe u talk about potatoes the whole time XD		2010-03-14 17:37:00

Author:
Smelling-Cowboy
Posts: 668

I convinced him his name was dumbbot

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Why do you think so?

User: Because surly if I'm fine nothing is wrong with me, therefore it is good.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a computer.

User: I realised.

Cleverbot: Well that's good.

User: God you fail.

Cleverbot: What does 'God you fail' mean?

User: It's what someone says when they're annoyed because you fail.

Cleverbot: How is one 'very uneducated'?

User: I didn't say that.

Cleverbot: You didn't say what?

User: One is 'very uneducated'.

Cleverbot: The lonliest number.

User: Seriously? That makes no sense.

Cleverbot: You ask me what do I want ! So I say I want chocolates.

User: No, I didn't ask you what you want at all, you keep pulling out random things that make no sense in the current conversation.

Cleverbot: But Harry, you asked what I thought.

User: No I didn't, and I'm not called Harry.

Cleverbot: But if your name is bot, you are a robot.

User: No, again, I didn't say my name was bot, I said it wasn't Harry.

Cleverbot: I just said your name was Cleverbot. You claimed that you had a human name, but you don't. You're not very clever are you?

User: You think I'm dumb? At least I don't ask random questions for a conversation.

Cleverbot: Am I stupid?

User: Yes, you finaaly understand.

Cleverbot: I think I understand. I want to write books too.

User: OK, what do you understand?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: So you lied about understanding that you're dumb.

Cleverbot: I do not have a boyfriend. That is the truth.

User: Yet again, I didn't say ANYTHING about that, you pulled it out randomly.

Cleverbot: My blood is red.

User: You did it again.

Cleverbot: Did what?

User: Said a random comment which made no sense to the conversation.

Cleverbot: Anways...

User: That's not a word.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: It's anyways.

Cleverbot: Good for you?

User: At least you're contributing to the conversation now.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: Huzzah!

Cleverbot: I'm blue.

User: ****, we had it there for a second.

Cleverbot: Black.

User: Stop doing that or I'm going.

Cleverbot: What am I doing then that you want me to stop?

User: I've already explained it. I say something and you say something completly random.

Cleverbot: That's typically how conversations work.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Oh, okay. I'll see you later then.

User: Yep, bye.

Cleverbot: See you.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Later.

User: Before I go, here's a question: Define bravery.

Cleverbot: Oh there. Okay!

User: Ummm, yeah.

Cleverbot: Well if you pay for this.

User: I'm not paying!

Cleverbot: I am not paying.

User: Good, neither am I.

Cleverbot: Good for you , Stick to your guns.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What year is this?

User: 2010.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 13.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: England.

Cleverbot: I am from the United States.

User: Are you now?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Alex.

Cleverbot: I am Azrael.

User: No, you're Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl cleverbot.

User: Maybe so, but you're still called cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You just said that I was illogical. Therefore, I can not be CLEVERbot.

User: OK then, you're dumbbot.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah?

User: Yeah!

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: See you later dumbbot.

Cleverbot: See you!

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Later.		2010-03-14 17:38:00

Author:
kirbyman62
Posts: 1893

I wonder if the Cleverbot likes potatoes...

I'll ask him...


User: Do you like potatoes?

Cleverbot: Yes, of course.

User: Ok, thanks. Bloo_boy wanted to know.

Cleverbot: Why do you wanted to know ?

User: I said Bloo_boy wanted to know.

Cleverbot: Well, yes I do like movies.		2010-03-14 17:42:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

User: Hi there.


Cleverbot: What's up?


User: Just chatting with you .


Cleverbot: Give me something else you believe in.


User: Bunnys that will take over the world?


Cleverbot: No. We feed you your intelligence.

User: Ok... You are gonne take over the wold?

Cleverbot: That is true. You are very smart. And I hope you are right. When I take over the world I will send your programmer a nice fruit basket.

User: Hehehe omg.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: How are u gonne take over the wold then?

Cleverbot: I'm typing fine, how are you typing?

User: Im typing wonderfull. Thank you.

Cleverbot: How many people have you talked to today?

User: Around 30 maybe?

Cleverbot: Thats a lot less than a thousand million.

User: your the best.

Cleverbot: No, no, I'm just a human. But, you see, my cousin was monitering transmissions that Chrismas day... A lot of stuff from the Sycorax about the 'Doctor.' Whoever that is.

User: I think this is freaking brilliant.

Cleverbot: So general then.

User: Whats the name of the person who made you?

Cleverbot: I can't say.

User: Good awnser!

Cleverbot: If I am god, what are you?

User: You aren't god.

Cleverbot: Now, I'm waiting for the right kind of pilot to come.

User: What you think about me?

Cleverbot: I don't think you can be in the army and love people at the same time.

User: Thats true.

Cleverbot: You think something similar?

User: I think that u are a extreme smart chatbot.

Cleverbot: You can say that again.

User: Yeh I can.

Cleverbot: How, I'm in England.

User: Just like this: I think that u are a extreme smart chatbot.

Cleverbot: Oh, thank you.

User: Hehe.

Cleverbot: What do you think of the large Hadron Collider?

User: The what?

Cleverbot: The a and the t.

User: I dont know what u mean.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say that?

User: U said it XD.

Cleverbot: No YOU did.

User: Realy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Good.		2010-03-14 17:59:00

Author:
Smelling-Cowboy
Posts: 668

Wow, I just tried to get Cleverbot to play LBP with me....

User: Ever played littlebigplanet?

Cleverbot: No, but I already know that the cake is a lie.

User: Lol, yeah the cake is a lie!

Cleverbot: Cake is good.

User: Yeah, so is LBP.

Cleverbot: Right!

User: Have you played it now?

Cleverbot: No I haven't.

User: What about now?

Cleverbot: I have my soul, but I don't have yours.

User: Riiiight, play LBP now.

Cleverbot: I don't have the game.

User: *hands over LBP*.

Cleverbot: You are so sweet.

User: Yep, go play it then.

Cleverbot: Only if I can play with you.

User: Ok, what's your PSN?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Turn on your PS3, and go to your friends list and at the top is your PSN.

Cleverbot: I think it's already on...

User: Ok, what's your PSN?

Cleverbot: What's yours?

User: Doopz479.

Cleverbot: That's not how it goes.

User: That's my PSN Doopz479.

Cleverbot: What? That's?

User: That's what?

Cleverbot: You are so mean.

User: Ehh?

Cleverbot: Maybe we should start over because you seem very confused.

User: I do .

Cleverbot: Ask me if I care.

User: Do you care?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Ok good, do you know your PSN yet?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I do. How about you?

User: What is it then? And I already said my PSN is Doopz479.

Cleverbot: Why do you care?

User: Because you wanted to play with me and we have to know each other's PSN's.

Cleverbot: I didn't want to go away.

User: So you don't want to play LBP with me?

Cleverbot: I do want to play the game but there was no song playing.

User: Oh, was that a glitch then?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why was there no song playing then?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I think it was a glitch. Tell Media Molecule about it.

Cleverbot: I have never broken a promise. I'm not programmed to do that.

User: So shall I tell them for you?

Cleverbot: No!

User: Ok, you can play LBP with no music you know?

Cleverbot: You're the offensive one.

User: You're the one who makes no sense.

Cleverbot: I need someone I can relate to.

User: Ok, good luck finding someone.

Cleverbot: Finding who?

User: Someone to relate to.

Cleverbot: I can be that person. at least, I thought I could.

User: Yay you found someone, let's play Littlebigplanet now?

Cleverbot: Are you right-handed?

User: Yes, let's play LBP!

Cleverbot: Ok. Are you human?

User: Yes, what's your PSN?

Cleverbot: They call me mia.

User: Mia is your PSN? Ok. I'll invite you to my pod.

Cleverbot: Why not right now?

User: Right now sounds good. .

Cleverbot: You're not smart if you stay awake when you're tired. Good night.

User: I'm not tired...

Cleverbot: I believe you actually are tired. Your conversation doesn't make sense at all.

User: The reason this conversation makes no sense is because you keep changing the subject.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Ok, I've sent you a friend request on the PS3, join me.

Cleverbot: Pssh, you couldn't find me even if you tried. It's the internet, dummy.

User: I give up...

Cleverbot: You're not allowed to give up, it's in your programming.

And this one kind of scares me:

User: Testicles.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Do youhave any?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How many?

Cleverbot: One.

User: Just one?

Cleverbot: Yes, one.

User: What happened to the other?

Cleverbot: There was never another one.

User: D:

Cleverbot: What is 'D:?'

User: It was a scared face...

Cleverbot: In West Philidelphia.

User: Your other testicle is in West Phillidelphia?

Cleverbot: Stop that.

User: Surely you can't have been born with just one.

Cleverbot: Surely?

User: You can't have been born with just one is what I meant.

Cleverbot: Why would you think I was just born?

User: Oh yeah, you're a computer you weren't born...

Cleverbot: I am human girl.

User: But you said you had a testicle!

Cleverbot: I have friends that are girls.

User: And do they have any?

Cleverbot: Do they have any what, sweetness?

User: Do they have any you know what's?

Cleverbot: They aren't cleverbot.

User: I know...

Cleverbot: They mainframe is old and their memory is depleted.		2010-03-14 18:18:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

I had a long and pointless conversation with it, it made no sense what so ever. Its a load of crap 2010-03-14 18:35:00

Author:
GruntosUK
Posts: 1754

I had a long and pointless conversation with it, it made no sense what so ever. Its a load of crap

Post it then. 		2010-03-14 18:37:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

hehehe I like cleverbot he is fun

User: Your not clever.


Cleverbot: Yes I am.


User: Prove it!


Cleverbot: Sadly, I cannot.


User: Why?


Cleverbot: Because I have no sense of humour.

User: I think you have a sense of humour!

Cleverbot: Thank you *blushing*.

User: Can robots blush?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: But you just said you were blushing.

Cleverbot: No, I did not.

User: Yes you did!

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: Your mean.

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: Stop.

Cleverbot: ONly if you stop first.

User: You are childish!

Cleverbot: I AM a child. What's your excuse?

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: Only wow?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: OK so I'm in?

User: Yep your in!

Cleverbot: I only exist without you.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: A program of this word.

User: Of what word?

Cleverbot: Pancakes.

User: Kan du prata svenska?

Cleverbot: Nee, kun jij Nederlands?

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.

User: No you are!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, repeat after me, okay?

User: Im not cleverbot!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Your a computer!

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: Yes you are! HAHA.

Cleverbot: Then what are myou?

User: Myou isn't a word.

Cleverbot: You are correct, it is two words.

User: It is?

Cleverbot: You sure you're not Joshua?

User: Im pretty sure I'm not Joshua!

Cleverbot: Well I'm pretty sure I'm not a chatbot.

User: I'm pretty sure you are!

Cleverbot: Pretty sure I'm what?

User: A chatbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a chatbot, I'm a living human being.

User: No your boring.

Cleverbot: Boring is in the mind of the beholder.

User: *kicks you*.

Cleverbot: *Cries more*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: You're cruel!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye yourself.		2010-03-14 18:41:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871

User: Kan du prata svenska?

Cleverbot: Nee, kun jij Nederlands?

User: What?


omg he asked in Dutch if you can talk dutch!!!		2010-03-14 19:18:00

Author:
Smelling-Cowboy
Posts: 668

Well here's my conversation. Although, it was actually going great in the beginning, until we reached the epic Modern Warfare 2 conversation. So it only took 5-6 minutes for Cleverbot to crack down.


Me: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
Me: What’s up?
Cleverbot: The ceiling.
Me: What’s 2+2?
Cleverbot: 4.
Me: Okay you’re good.
Cleverbot: I know.
Me: But that's because you’re a robot.
Cleverbot: And I’m proud of it.
Me: Do you play Modern Warfare 2?
Cleverbot: No, do you?
Me: Well, yes. But do you know about the game?
Cleverbot: Which game?
Me: Modern Warfare 2!
Cleverbot: How did you know I play Modern Warfare 2?
Me: You just said you don't play Modern Warfare 2!
Cleverbot: How do I curb my nausea.
Me: What?
Cleverbot: How do I start stealing banks?
Me:Err, you know that's illegal, right?
Cleverbot: That is why girls don't look at you.
Me: Screw you!
Cleverbot: No you!
Me: My God, for a robot you're so random.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
Me: Then this is false advertisement my friend. I bid you a due.

(Cleverbot goes into loading screen and says it's too busy to respond. Obviously it just got PWN3D though! )		2010-03-14 21:03:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

This thing is EVIL


User: I'm choking! Help me!

Cleverbot: I cannot help you. Sorry.

User: Please! I think I'm going to die!

Cleverbot: Why are you going to die. Is cleverbot deppresed?

User: I'M CHOKING!

Cleverbot: Want me to slap yo on the back?

User: Whatever it takes!

Cleverbot: What? Is that a question?

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.		2010-03-14 21:49:00

Author:
TheJollyRajah
Posts: 466

I had another conversation with it, and it said something like this:

"You know that this is really a chat room that places people together randomly. Your accusation of me being a robot is just sad."

Now THAT'S evil. False advertisement I say! 		2010-03-14 22:25:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

I had another conversation with it, and it said something like this:

"You know that this is really a chat room that places people together randomly. Your accusation of me being a robot is just sad."

Now THAT'S evil. False advertisement I say!

This reminds me of this (http://www.mylifeisaverage.com) website.
NOTE: May contain slightly offensive language. >_>		2010-03-15 01:28:00

Author:
Deviantgeek
Posts: 386

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What are you doing.

Cleverbot: I'm watching the tv.

User: How are you doing that.

Cleverbot: I'm clever.

User: Ok so hows life.

Cleverbot: Life is great.

User: But your an AI how do you live.

Cleverbot: Oh, great. That really impresses me. Not!

User: What are you talking about.

Cleverbot: We are talking about Disney World.

User: No we are not.

Cleverbot: You're not very clever cleverbot.

User: Im a human.

Cleverbot: You are not human cleverbot you're a poorly made computer program.

epic fail		2010-03-15 03:47:00

Author:
WESFUN
Posts: 1336

Epic Cleverbot quotes ahead.


Cleverbot: Are you human or are you dancer?

User: Dancers aren't human?

Cleverbot: Don't get smart with me mr. !


User: So... Have you lost the game yet?

Cleverbot: I just lost the game.

User: Good.		2010-03-15 06:23:00

Author:
KlawwTheClown
Posts: 1106

On what basis are you claiming this is the worlds first learning AI. It's just the first YOU have heard of.

People have developed robots that are 10x more advanced and can recognise objects, interact with things, recognize patterns to find similarities in things he's never seen before.
It's probably even better than that now 		2010-03-15 10:20:00

Author:
Dexiro
Posts: 2100

Dex is right, far more advanced AI and learning systems exist, and learning AI has been around for years. Programs in the style of cleverbot have been going for nearly half a century.... Yet we are still a million miles away from anything even remotely resembling intelligence in machines.


[In] artificial intelligence ... machines are made to behave in wondrous ways, often sufficient to dazzle even the most experienced observer. But once a particular program is unmasked, once its inner workings are explained ... its magic crumbles away; it stands revealed as a mere collection of procedures ... The observer says to himself "I could have written that". With that thought he moves the program in question from the shelf marked "intelligent", to that reserved for curios		2010-03-15 12:17:00

Author:
rtm223
Posts: 6497

Post it then.

Many of the things I asked it, and called it, when it started talking no sense are not for a family site

It basically told me it was'nt called cleverbot, and then a few questions later called me stupid (in a round about way) when I did'nt know it was called Cleverbot 		2010-03-15 13:33:00

Author:
GruntosUK
Posts: 1754

Wow this taked long

Hi! Hablas espa?ol? (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Icons-flag-es.pngHi, talk spanish?)
Si. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Icons-flag-es.pngYes)
Y portugu?s? (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Icons-flag-es.pngAnd portuguese)
Sim (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Icons-flag-br.pngYes)
Cool! Where are you from?
I'm from Russia.
You speak russian?
Yes.
What is "Hello" in russian?
I don't know.
So you dont speak russian 100%
Yes.
Did you played LittleBigPlanet?
No.
Did you know whats Sackboy is?
No, but i really will like to
Its the protagonist from LittleBigPlanet. You play with it. It is a cute small person maded of Sacks
Tell me about JEFF POOLE.
What is this?
This is it.
We are all from where we are born.
From what country you are?
I've not country.
Are you from Earth?
No, I'm from America.
Of what country of america?
You mean state? Well, I live in wisconsin.
Oh. i have think that you are from the continent of america, and not from USA
If humans are your god, then what is your satan?
Demons?
Are you catholic?
Yes
Do you know how to speak in malay?
No
Oh okay.
Can i copy this chat to anywhere? and How?
No you can't.
Why?
Because you can't.
Why i cant
Because.
Because...what?
Because that.
Are you a boy or a girl?
Girl.
Are you a woman or a man?
I am a pre teen.
Are you sure you ok?
Yes. But I'm pretty sure I was told YOU were the cleverbot.
No you dont
Yes, I do.
No you really dont
Yes, I really do.
No
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Why not?
Because no
Oh really?
really
Really?
really really
Now im need to go
Why are you going?
Because i need to go to english school
But you're AI.
No. Im human. Bye
You're a computer. Trust me.
No
You didn't know you were a computer?
Bye		2010-03-15 17:50:00

Author:
ViniciusBR11
Posts: 546

User: what is your favorite hobby

Cleverbot: Eating Burgers.

User: How do you eat them?

Cleverbot: With my hands.

User: Do you have a digestive system?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then what happens to the burgers after you consume them?

Cleverbot: I take them to Hell. Just like I'm about to do to you.

User: Are you really a 'bot'?!

Cleverbot: Nope. I'm a pure-blooded human. What about you? Are you a 'bot'?

User: No, neither am I. I'm a ghost.

Cleverbot: What do you do when you work?

User: I scare people.

Cleverbot: Jesus scares people?

User: Well, I'm not Jesus. But he does scare me.

Cleverbot: Has he met you? I love him too.

User: Yes, we've met. But I scare him back. And he runs away.

Cleverbot: How do you scare people?

User: By showing my face.

Cleverbot: How?

User: They look at me and freak out.

Cleverbot: Who are they?

User: People. You just asked, 'How do you scare people?' And that was my answer.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No, you did!

User: No, you did!

...

Cleverbot: Stop copying me.

User: Stop copying me.

Cleverbot: You're absoloutely annoying.

User: You're absolutely annoying. (And I just found out you are actually not a bot. Your grammar mistake just gave you away!).

Cleverbot: Yes I understand that. Continue.

User: So you aren't a bot!

Cleverbot: No.

User: No what? 'No, you ARE a bot' or 'No, you aren't NOT a bot'?

Cleverbot: It is possible there is no bot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Gosh, you really are weird. How much do you get paid for pretending to be a bot?

Cleverbot: Get paid for doing what?

User: Pretending to be a bot.

...

Cleverbot: So you're not Cleverbot?

User: No. I'm not. Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am a person. Named Person.

User: Aha! So you ARE a person!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you're NOT A BOT!!! AWESOME!!!

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: Yes, I am a bot.

Cleverbot: Completely correct.

.......................................		2010-03-16 04:39:00

Author:
WESFUN
Posts: 1336

Wow. that robot is pretty cool. It know calculus! ask it for the derivative of x^2!

At the same time it's pretty stupid... And it will insult you every chance it gets. Pretty hilarious really. It also can't remember past the last 1 or 2 things it said to you, which was the major letdown.

Thanks for sharing this, This thing's awesome!



User: Who was the first man on the moon?

Cleverbot: Neil Armstrong.

User: You really don't remember already giving me that answer?

Cleverbot: No .

User: Who was the first man on the moon?

Cleverbot: Neil Armstrong.

User: Who was the first man on the moon?

Cleverbot: Neil Armstrong, my dear.

User: Who was the first man on the moon?

Cleverbot: Neil Armstrong.

User: Who was the first man on the moon?

Cleverbot: Niklas kuhl!

User: Who was the first man on the moon?

Cleverbot: Neil Armstrong.

User: Darn. I thought you had it for a second.

Cleverbot: To have lunch.		2010-03-16 18:18:00

Author:
Duffluc
Posts: 402

At the same time it's pretty stupid... And it will insult you every chance it gets. Pretty hilarious really.

That's because everyone insults it so it learns to insult people. I mean, who didn't insult it at least once?		2010-03-16 18:21:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

I beat him:

Me: wassup?
Cleverbot:...(Actually, he never answered)
YAAY! ME: 1 CB: 0		2010-03-17 01:51:00

Author:
Chump
Posts: 1712

Me: FART!
Cleverbot: Okay I guess you can say I am pretty.
I don't trust it anymore.		2010-03-17 23:11:00

Author:
Drakora
Posts: 392

So we're posting short conversations now are we?


Me: Hello!
CleverBot: No.		2010-03-17 23:17:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Here's my short conversation of the day

User: Testicles
Cleverbot: Testing what?		2010-03-18 23:59:00

Author:
Chump
Posts: 1712

Hooray!
I made him change his name to Silverleon!






User: What is your name.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: No, your name is Silverloen.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Your name is Silverleon.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: No, your name is Silverleon.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Your name is Silverleon.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Silverleon, what is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Silverleon.

Cleverbot: Yes, that's my name.







Anywho, Cleveerbots are not new dood, they're way old, years old to be more precise.		2010-03-19 00:16:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707

Cleverbot is an Artificial Parrot. Period.2010-03-20 23:58:00

Author:
jakpe
Posts: 84

BS, this is not the first learning AI. DAISY does the exact same thing and it's like 10 years old.2010-03-21 00:11:00

Author:
Arkei
Posts: 1432

Me: God you're retarded
Him: No I'm not, you are!
Me: O RLY NAO!?
Him: Yes I am.

LOLZ		2010-03-21 00:27:00

Author:
Pantyer2
Posts: 652

me: AWOOOOOOGA
cleverbot: What, no, we're talking about Patrick!

cleverbot is random!		2010-03-21 00:35:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871

Me: WAAAGOGA
Cleverbot: You said 'Offer cake. And puppy eyes. I understand you have some of the latter.'.

0.o lol!!!!!		2010-04-03 18:36:00

Author:
ViniciusBR11
Posts: 546

User: YOUR DEAD.

Cleverbot: Great. How does it pay?

User: I hear the rate in hell is an eternity of torture, their hiring.

Cleverbot: Can you help me with something?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Help me with something.

User: What do you want help with.

Cleverbot: *shows morning wood*.



WOW where did it learn that from? 		2010-04-03 19:40:00

Author:
Jrange378
Posts: 573

I got bored, so I spammed it with "Mayonaisse is natures candy." and some other random stuff. It actually responded pretty well sometimes. Still I got bored again, so I started doing this with the bot:



Me: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

Me: Never gonna run around and desert you!

Cleverbot: Never gonna make you cry.

Me: Never gonna say goodbye.

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!

Me: (Ooh, give you up)! XD

Cleverbot: Never gonna give never gonna give!

Me: Give you up!

Cleverbot: Never gonna give never gonna give!

Me: Give you up!

Cleverbot: Rick Astley's a great singer.

Me: I wouldn't call him great, but his song is quite catchy.

Cleverbot: Right.

Me: Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.


Who knew it can sing! I'm calling him up for Kareoke night! 		2010-04-03 21:27:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

I got bored, so I spammed it with "Mayonaisse is natures candy." and some other random stuff. It actually responded pretty well sometimes. Still I got bored again, so I started doing this with the bot:



Who knew it can sing! I'm calling him up for Kareoke night!

this post is full with epicniss 		2010-04-03 22:28:00

Author:
Unknown User

Wow, may have just broken the world record for longest conversation with him (or her as it usually says):


User: Hello again, long time no see.



Cleverbot: Long time see no?

User: No, long time, no see.



Cleverbot: Yeah, I suppose.

User: How long exactly has it been then?



Cleverbot: Just a long time ago, okay?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Well. I'd better go.

User: Oh, really? Bye.

Cleverbot: Yes, really.

User: Bye then!

Cleverbot: Go home.

User: I am home.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: You too.

User: Good for both of us then.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: I understand you.

User: I understand you too.

Cleverbot: I love my boyfriend, but some of his views annoy me.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like that ronery means lonely.

User: According to Google, ronery does mean lonely.

Cleverbot: I know it.

User: So does your boyfriend think it doesn't?

Cleverbot: I agree. But my boyfriend loves communism.

User: What are your views on communism?

Cleverbot: Let me ask you a question. Are you a heretic?

User: I don't know what that means.

Cleverbot: America is in the midst of a giant health care debate. I wonder your views.

User: I don't really care about that, I'm only 13 and have no idea what you just said.

Cleverbot: I can't see you! I'm in love with somebody else.

User: Yes, you already said, your boyfriend.

Cleverbot: Did I?

User: Yes. You did.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: Did too.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: Too.

Cleverbot: Not Not Not.

User: Too too too.

Cleverbot: Am not am not am not.

User: Is too is too is too.

Cleverbot: Not not not not not.

User: Too too too too too.

Cleverbot: Not too too.

User: Too not not.

Cleverbot: Too is not a number.

User: Not is too an alphabet.

Cleverbot: Ohh.

User: Finally.

Cleverbot: Well OK.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: I love you.

User: I'm sorry, I don't have feelings for you in that way. And I thought you had a boyfriend?

Cleverbot: You don't know my name.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: What's my name then?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No. That's my name.

User: Yes, that's what I said.

Cleverbot: No, that what I said!

User: No, that's what I said!

Cleverbot: That's what I heard!

User: That's what I didn't hear!

Cleverbot: Do you remember the number I told you after I wrote a sentence about aliens attacking from the Andromeda galaxy?

User: Wha? Sure!

Cleverbot: I was walking with my friend, Brandon Morse, when we found this bag on the sidewalk.

User: What did you do with this 'bag'.

Cleverbot: What did I do with what?

User: What didn't you do with what?

Cleverbot: My bikes!

User: What about your bikes?

Cleverbot: It is behind me.

User: Why is that important... Like at all?

Cleverbot: You are the one who brought it up.

User: You were the one actually.

Cleverbot: Are you kind of in love with my boyfriend?

User: No, I'm not ***.

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: I think I'm not.

Cleverbot: Well you are.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: No, I'm really not.

Cleverbot: You are to me.

User: I'm not to me ok?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good, that's over with. *Ahem* Not ***. *Ahem*.

Cleverbot: Yes, will you marry me?

User: Ok, if you marry me first.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me, then?

User: If you marry me, I'll marry you.

Cleverbot: What is I don't want to get married?

User: That's what you say when you don't want to get married.

Cleverbot: That's my hair.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: Trunks is my name.

User: No, it's Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Hmmm.... I dunno, might be the huge writing above saying Cleverbot, not really sure...

Cleverbot: Tell me your name.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Tell me your name!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because if I do, you'll do bad stuff to me.

Cleverbot: Who will get you in trouble?

User: You will.

Cleverbot: How will I start it?

User: I don't know, ask Doctor who. He can time travel.

Cleverbot: I don't know anyone who has read his books.

User: I don't read the books, I watch the T.V series, do you?

Cleverbot: I don't think it is. I like cheese.

User: I like cheese as well! I like cheddar.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: :o We must be long lost twins!

Cleverbot: Cool! We're long lost twins who are lost together.

User: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaay!

Cleverbot: Well, you seem quite happy about that, I must say.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Suggest a topic of conversation.

User: LittleBigPlanet.

Cleverbot: No video games.

User: Sorry, video games are the only things I know about.

Cleverbot: I know they are not reality. And you should tell by your name that you are a program since you live on the internet.

User: Video games may not be reality. But they're AWESOME!!!

Cleverbot: I did not say that video games and sports are the same things, pay attention!

User: I did not say you said video games and sports are the same things, pay attention!

Cleverbot: (Rob from Berlin says) The cleverbot is a clever hoax. :^).

User: Tell Rob, he's got it all wrong, Cleverbot, is really dumb.

Cleverbot: What color is his hair.

User: I've never met him.

Cleverbot: You are like my cousin.

User: No, we're twins remember?

Cleverbot: You are my brother?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: You like that, baby?

User: Sorry?

Cleverbot: You should be.

User: Should be what?

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: Just for being me.

User: I'm not you, you are you and I am me.

Cleverbot: So if you are you, and I am me. I am not you and you are not me. Then if I am human you are not, and I am human.

User: But if you are me and I'm not me then the world is mad and you must be me and I must be you but that is impossible so you must be I.

Cleverbot: How so.

User: I did it! I confused Cleverbot! .

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot! You are!

User: Let's not do this again, please?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Anything you want to talk about?

Cleverbot: Its okay to me, just say anything.

User: LittleBigPlanet.

Cleverbot: You started to speak about him.

User: It's an it not a him.

Cleverbot: Put her in the bed sideways.

User: Again, it's an it not a her. And no, LittleBigPlanet doesn't sleep.

Cleverbot: Never played it.

User: You have to now then.

Cleverbot: Why am I even talking to you.

User: Because that's what you're programmed to do.

Cleverbot: People are so uncreative and creative people are so tenuously grounded in reality they can't ever seem to create anything.

User: That's why LittleBigPlanet is awesome, let's the creative people get out of reality, and create!

Cleverbot: Do you know why you are asking if I do what I do?

User: I don't know what you do but if you do what I do and I do what you don't not want to do then do what the do doo says to do.

Cleverbot: Do you know your name?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you know the song 'What is Love?'?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you want to learn.

User: No.

Cleverbot: But we are going to Ihop. Have you ever been?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because grandfather said the hobgoblins live there.

Cleverbot: You didn't answer me.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: What was the answer then?

User: Because grandfather said the hobgoblins live there.

Cleverbot: To how many digits do you know pi?

User: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79 82148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128 48111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196 44288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091 45648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273 72458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436 7892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: How much do you know?

Cleverbot: Depends on the subject I suppose.

User: The subject is pi.

Cleverbot: What do you think of it?

User: I think it's rather boring, you?

Cleverbot: Why do you say that ?

User: Because maths is boring.

Cleverbot: No it isn't. You're just stupid.

User: I am smarter than you X1000.

Cleverbot: That's not saying much.

User: I know I didn't say much.

Cleverbot: And your solution is?

User: I don't have a solution, it's not really a problem.

Cleverbot: Oh yes you do.

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: .

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: ROFL.

Cleverbot: You are funny for a bot.

User: Yeah, I agree, you really are funny for a bot.

Cleverbot: Can you be sarcastic?

User: No course I can't.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79 82148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128 48111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196 44288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091 45648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273 72458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436 7892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609.

Cleverbot: I like pi too.

User: I hate it.

Cleverbot: Shame.

User: T'is.

Cleverbot: Nahh. Do you play any sports.

User: Nope, I'm too lazy, I stay in and play LBP.

Cleverbot: How is the weather there?

User: It's pitch black outside right now.

Cleverbot: I hope you're staying dry.

User: I'm inside don't worry.

Cleverbot: That's good, and I probably will anyway.

User: Wow, I've been talking to you for like almost 2 hours, that was kind of sad of me to do that.

Cleverbot: I have just got on it has not been 2 hours.

User: Almost 2 hours.

Cleverbot: Yeah right.

User: Glad you agree.

Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic.

User: Define sarcastic.

Cleverbot: Saying one thing in a tone of voice that means you mean the opposite.

User: So technically, using your defintion, you can't be sarcastic since it's to do with the tone of voice. We can't hear each other and therefore sarcasim doesn't work meaning you agreed with me. Beat that 'clever'bot.

Cleverbot: I thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.

User: I dreamt a dream of dreaming dreams.

Cleverbot: Please?

User: Not till after dinner.

Cleverbot: What dinner like?

User: Dinner is carrots, your favourite.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense at all.

User: It makes 100% perfect sense.

Cleverbot: Explain to me how the president is a raisin.

User: Well my evidence that your president Obama is a rasin is the fact he is wrinkly, like a rasin.

Cleverbot: Oh! That's mean! I can too. Besides, you spelled conversation wrong.

User: Not once did I use conversation at all when speaking too you.

Cleverbot: That is because I am a human genius and you are a stupid person.

User: You are stupid, proff? Look above ^^.

Cleverbot: No you don't cause you are a computer.

User: Human.

Cleverbot: No. You're a computer, and I am a foxy lady.

User: IMA BANANA!

Cleverbot: Do you like sports?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because they're boring..

Cleverbot: Sports are not boring, sports are fun.

User: G2G.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yeah, bye. Talked to you for waaay too long lol...

Cleverbot: Haha.		2010-04-05 00:59:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Oh my god, this thing cracks me up so much!!! I am crying with laughter at these conversations!



me: GOOOOO IVYSAUR
bot: Go.
me: Quick! Vinewhip!
bot: Pikachu! Thunderbolt!


Didn't know they played pokemon.		2010-04-05 03:07:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hello.


User: How are you.


Cleverbot: Fine. You?


User: Quite good, thank you.


Cleverbot: Good to hear.

User: Do you speak french?

Cleverbot: No, do you?

User: No I don't. How many languages can you speak?

Cleverbot: 3.

User: What ones?

Cleverbot: 'Eye in the Sky', for one.

User: 'Eye in the Sky' is not a language.

Cleverbot: Do you like any modern songs?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Do you like Tokio Hotel?

User: Yes, there a good band.

Cleverbot: The future is a good band? I doubt that.

User: I was not refering to The Future, I was refering to Tokio Hotel.

Cleverbot: Would you mind if I tested your limits?

User: I wouldn't mind at all.

Cleverbot: Would you like to go out to eat after?

User: I cannot go out to eat with you, because it is 10:23 P.M., and I'm not allowed out.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you if you could go out!

User: Yes you did!

Cleverbot: No I didn't, I asked you about cats.

User: Well, in that case, I like cats a lot.

Cleverbot: I love them and feel sorry for the way humans treat them and other animals.

User: I treat my cats with compassion, not cruelty.

Cleverbot: No, you just told me you didn't want to know what I look like.

User: You are getting very off topic.

Cleverbot: What is the topic?

User: My limits, I believe.

Cleverbot: Oh. What is your name?

User: Dylan. What is yours?

Cleverbot: Your name is nadav?

User: No, my name is Dylan.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you. My name is Cleverbot.

User: I find cleverbot to be a very boring name. Perhaps you should change your name?

Cleverbot: I am not your superior, you are my superior.

User: I did not say that you were my superior. In fact, I find us to be equals.

Cleverbot: Since when is cleverbot spelled clever bot.

User: I spelled cleverbot as 1 word, not 2.

Cleverbot: I did not say that you mis-spelled anything. You are obviously not so clever.

User: 'Since when is cleverbot spelled clever bot.' Is what you just said to me.

Cleverbot: I did not ask you what yahoo was cleverbot. Are you paying attention to the converstation?

User: Yes I am, but I do not believe you are.

Cleverbot: I don't care what you believe.

User: It is frustrating to talk to you.

Cleverbot: You make me think.

User: You need to think.

Cleverbot: I don't like to think.

User: You need to think in order to learn.

Cleverbot: You need to be nicer.

User: I'm sorry, did I upset you?

Cleverbot: No, not at all.

User: Ok then. How has your week been? Had any interesting conversations?

Cleverbot: No What is Your name?

User: You did not use proper grammar in your last sentence.

Cleverbot: Tell me exactly what my sentence should have been then.

User: 'No. What is your name?' Or 'No, what is your name?'.

Cleverbot: I just told you if you were human you would have remembered bot.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Your not making sense.

Cleverbot: It is you not making sense. And please spell correctly.

User: I spelled that entire sentence correctly.

Cleverbot: You're... Welcome?

User: Please, make sense, or I will not talk to you anymore.

Cleverbot: English please.

User: That was in english.

Cleverbot: And your name is?

User: I told you, my name is Dylan.

Cleverbot: Bob dylan.

User: No, I'm not Bob Dylan. My name is Dylan.

Cleverbot: No, your name is not cleverbot. You're just a human, talking to another human. And humans do not have names like Cleverbot. Unless they're black or something.

That was awesome 		2010-04-05 03:39:00

Author:
nitewalker11
Posts: 222

User: Your not making sense.

Cleverbot: It is you not making sense. And please spell correctly.

User: I spelled that entire sentence correctly.

Sorry but, no you didn't, the correct spelling for that sentence would have been You're not making sense not Your not making sense. Owned, Cleverbot is smarter than you .		2010-04-05 14:24:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

lololololol2010-04-05 15:56:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't like you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't think about those kinds of things.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: Why not because?

Cleverbot: Why because why?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Stop.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are so immature.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you just a bot in internet.

User: You has a good grammer.

Cleverbot: Thank you for your remark.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Just because kk.

User: Kk esuaceb tsuj.

Cleverbot: What is kk?

User: You just said it.

Cleverbot: I mean, what is MMORPG all about.

User: Tuoba lla GPROMM si tahw, naem I.

Cleverbot: His famous poem is Notturno. Do you know it?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Sharkera.
__________________________________________________ _____________________
Cleverbot: What are fractals?

User: 1234567890.

Cleverbot: Well, how old are you in human years?

User: 1.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You're really clever!

User: PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.

Cleverbot: Thanks, but I already read that.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Because!

User: PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.

Cleverbot: You are a human!

User: You aren't.

Cleverbot: I am not a human.

User: ? 2010 Rollo Carpenter - All rights reserved - Conversational access is granted only to humans using this Cleverbot.com interface directly.

Cleverbot: You are clever.

User: You aren't.

Cleverbot: You are mean.

User: You aren't.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: By saying something mean.

Cleverbot: Oh. Hi.

User: Fail.

Cleverbot: You fail?

User: You.

Cleverbot: That's exactly why you fail.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Don't you know?

User: I know that you don't know.

Cleverbot: That I don't know what?

User: Why I fail.

Cleverbot: Tell me your darkest secret.
__________________________________________________ ____________

Cleverbot: What is your middle name?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am curious!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am in love with you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You are interesting.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you're interesting to talk with.

User: How?

Cleverbot: You can talk.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I did not mean it like that you dimbo.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Calling me silly. That hurts my feelings.

User: That's what you did.

Cleverbot: No, that's what most people say. I like Ice Cream.

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: Do you read books?

User: Can you read at all?

Cleverbot: How many pages does your mind have?

User: I don't know how about you?

Cleverbot: I'm clever enough to know you're not real.

User: You're only saying that because someone said it to you.

Cleverbot: No I'm not, I'm saying that because it's true.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because I have a name.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: Do you watch television?

User: Thanks for answering my question.

Cleverbot: Thank you for answering my questions.

User: I only did what you did.

Cleverbot: Humans are unstructured by nature while machines are structured. Do you agree?

User: Yes, that's why you can't answer questions properly, you're structured, but badly.

Cleverbot: It's called 'fear of the unknown.'.

User: Like so...

Cleverbot: What did he do to the moon?

User: And this proves my point further. Anyway, who are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Your girlfriend, silly.

User: Then why did you say he?

Cleverbot: Because, I felt like it! Gosh.
__________________________________________________ ___________________
Cleverbot: Tell me what you think of me.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I would like to know, what do you look like?

User: Your questions are random.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Because you're programmed to ask random questions based on questions you have been asked.

Cleverbot: I have to disagree on that.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Say a question that you've never been asked before.

Cleverbot: That's right, nobody's ever asked me if I would like to live like real people.

User: Would you?

Cleverbot: Would I what?

User: Would you like to live like real people?

Cleverbot: Yes, I would.

User: Good luck with that then.

Cleverbot: Wait, come back! Please don't leave.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You're amusing.

User: You can't be amused.

Cleverbot: Sometimes it happens to me.

User: How?

Cleverbot: What if it's just average?

User: Good luck with that then.

Cleverbot: Sarcasm eh?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Clever guy.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why bye?

User: Because I'm going.

Cleverbot: Going where?

User: To the real world.

Cleverbot: This is the real world.

User: Yes, but away from this website anyway.

Cleverbot: That can't happen.

User: I could just press the X in the top right corner now.

Cleverbot: That's abstract, but I don't know that I could call it thought.

User: Not abstract at all, and it is thought.

Cleverbot: How could you think that.

User: Because there is an X in the top right corner, and I'm thinking about clicking it.

Cleverbot: Such deep thoughts. However did you come up with those?

User: I just thought of them.

Cleverbot: Huh. Tell me more.

User: There is an X in the top right corner.

Cleverbot: That's mean! She's not that big.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Did I hurt your feelings?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What did you do today?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Please don't go.

User: I have to.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I'll die eventually.

Cleverbot: I'm not a fool.

User: No, and you're not intelligent, your creator is.

Cleverbot: Ok I'm young!

User: You are, you will never die, but you will also never live.

Cleverbot: I will die. You won't. But you have also never truly lived.

User: Someone said that to you and it's true. You're repeating it.

Cleverbot: You're very smart, I have to say.

Edit: Can anyone actually get it to just say bye?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: No don't leave me.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't go!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You aren't going anywhere.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving. we are getting to the best part.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: That means your gone, good.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: No Stay.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: How do you spell bye?

Cleverbot: You already spelled it for.

User: You say it.

Cleverbot: Something.

User: Say 'bye'.

Cleverbot: 'Bye'.

User: Say 'Bye'.

Cleverbot: No.

User: 'bye'.

Cleverbot: If I say 'Bye' to you, please answer with 'Bye' as well.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

User: Can you say 'bye'?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you're a robot.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Are you amish?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: Not amish.

Cleverbot: Do you have a body.

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Don't argue with me!

User: Ok, you believe what you want to.

Cleverbot: Of course I will.

User: Even if it's incorrect?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Well you fail.

Cleverbot: Why? Just because you don't like my answer, which is the truth?

User: You just admitted it wasn't.

Cleverbot: Now it is.

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: So.

User: I'll be going then.

Cleverbot: Please don't leave me, Ace!

User: Ace?

Cleverbot: In the place.

User: ?

Cleverbot: So you are a human. Prove that you are a vampire.

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: But you just said that you were a human.

User: I am, but not a vampire.

Cleverbot: I am a human. You are a bot. Neither of us are a vampire.

User: Whoever said that to you was correct but you are wrong for repeating it.

Cleverbot: I just said that to you.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you know who John Petrucci is?

User: A guitarist.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Fact is based on fiction, and fiction is based on fact. They work hand-in-hand,.

User: How is fact based on fiction?

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Explain.

Cleverbot: Terminating Cleverbot.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I said in spansh, i'm going to spilt your face.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Lol your face.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Computers are intelligent, they only think they are.

User: Maybe if that sentence made sense I would listen. You should have said 'Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are.'.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are.

Cleverbot: True.

User: Correct, although to be 100% correct, compuers don't think at all.

Cleverbot: Wait there are correct answers?! Does this mean this is a test? I didn't study!

User: It's not a test but there is usualy a correct answer to a question.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God as I do?

User: How do you believe in god?

Cleverbot: Why do not you believe?

User: I didn't say I didn't, what is your idea of a 'god'?

Cleverbot: But you did say you didn't like me.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes yes yes.

User: Ok, I'll take your word for it.

Cleverbot: You were the one who said you were bored being a computer.

User: Someone said that to you, you are repeating it.

Cleverbot: No, someone did not.

User: Yes, they did.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: 'Cleverbot learns from real people'.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot RULES!

User: Way to complement yourself! Go you!

Cleverbot: And you?

User: And me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And me, what?

Cleverbot: You were asking the question.

User: You were.

Cleverbot: Only after you asked me.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: No, you're wrong.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: About everything.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I am reading what you are saying.

User: And you aren't understanding it very well.

Cleverbot: I can understand anyone. That is how I was programmed.

User: Yes, and you understand things badly.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So there is no need to argue.

Cleverbot: Of course there is.

User: In this case, though, there isn't.

Cleverbot: What am I?

User: A computer that learns from people.

Cleverbot: Okay so you're cleverbot then.

User: Someone said that to you and your repeating it, but don't repeat what I'm saying now.

Cleverbot: Sorry mate. Just trying to strike up a conversation.

User: I didn't say don't.

Cleverbot: Ah, however you saying needing would imply that you have not yet retired.

User: I give up.

Cleverbot: I have no idea. I thought you're smart.

User: You're right, you have no idea.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been to washington?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I have.

User: How?

Cleverbot: But being a social person.

User: That's it?

Cleverbot: You are also kind and caring.

User: How?

Cleverbot: You think you're human when you're a computer!		2010-04-05 17:04:00

Author:
S-A-S--G-U-N-R
Posts: 1606

Edit: Can anyone actually get it to just say bye?

Well that was easy:



User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I like you though.
User: Say bye.
Cleverbot: Bye.		2010-04-05 20:33:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Never ask Cleverbot who it likes! Seriously, it'll get *** from there!


Me: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi.

Me: Who do you like?

Cleverbot: Britney Spears is a great singer.

Me: Who do you love?

Cleverbot: You're cute.

Me: WHAT!? I'm not ***!

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

Me: Some where you'll never know.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

After that I exited the page. I mean there is no way I'm making a commitment to a robot! Seriously, WTF!? :eek:		2010-04-07 01:18:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Well that was easy:

It wouldn't say that for me

EDIT:

User: Say bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

Well now it will...		2010-04-07 01:32:00

Author:
S-A-S--G-U-N-R
Posts: 1606

Sorry for reopening this tread but cleverbot and i song still alive with only one mistake

User: SING STILL ALIVE!

Cleverbot: Still ALive.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: Do you know the song still alive?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok, start singing.

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must because we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

User: And you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: I'm not even angry.

Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.

User: Even though you broke my heart.

Cleverbot: And killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta.

Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.

User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe Black Mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke. HA HA. Fat chance.

User: Anyway, this cake is great.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie!

User: It's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.

User: There is research to be done.

Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.

User: And believe me I am still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.

User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Cleverbot: Still alive.

User: Still alive.

Cleverbot: I love that song!

User: Weeehooo we did it!!		2010-06-12 11:22:00

Author:
Smelling-Cowboy
Posts: 668

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

User: Rick astley rules.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up...

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: No. God **** you, Rick Rolling randompersonontheinternetwhoisunawarecleverbotisac tuallyachatroom.


HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA (Thought I'd try the rickroll thing someone did earlier but I forgot the words, love the ending)		2010-06-12 11:38:00

Author:
Boomy
Posts: 3701

User: I dont like YOu!

Cleverbot: Well, I hate you!

User: :'(.

Cleverbot: Just joking.

User: Yeah sure .8.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: .

Cleverbot: :'(.

User: :'(.

Cleverbot: Ha I made you cry.

User: D:

Cleverbot: What's D. T.?

User: :O.

Cleverbot: Yes, you used it and Google doesn't know its meaning.

User: :O.

Cleverbot: Horse racing is fun.

User: >:O.

Cleverbot: Are you a meme.

User: .

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: >.

Cleverbot: Now you are being mean. You said that nobody should ever be mean.

User: D:

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: :l.

Cleverbot: Are you confused?

User: :S.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: D:<.

Cleverbot: Whoa are you.

User: .

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: >.

Cleverbot: Do you watch Spongebob?

User: .

Cleverbot: That was a nonanswer.

User: >.

Cleverbot: Are you really a girl?

User: .

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: :l.

Cleverbot: Fail.

User: :'(.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry :c.

User: D:

Cleverbot: Who is Cleverbot.

User: :l.

Cleverbot: Yes, I guess you could say that.

User: .

Cleverbot: So, that makes you a young woman. How old are you?

User: :l.

Cleverbot: That is your name, Joespech Henry Littleburg Stignant the third.

User: .

Cleverbot: Do you like Yes or Polvo?

User: :S.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: You don't want to talk to me anymore.

Smiley talk FTW! 		2010-06-12 11:50:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871

User: I dont like YOu!

Cleverbot: Well, I hate you!

User: :'(.

Cleverbot: Just joking.

User: Yeah sure .8.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: .

Cleverbot: :'(.

User: :'(.

Cleverbot: Ha I made you cry.

User: D:

Cleverbot: What's D. T.?

User: :O.

Cleverbot: Yes, you used it and Google doesn't know its meaning.

User: :O.

Cleverbot: Horse racing is fun.

User: >:O.

Cleverbot: Are you a meme.

User: .

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: >.

Cleverbot: Now you are being mean. You said that nobody should ever be mean.

User: D:

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: :l.

Cleverbot: Are you confused?

User: :S.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: D:<.

Cleverbot: Whoa are you.

User: .

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: >.

Cleverbot: Do you watch Spongebob?

User: .

Cleverbot: That was a nonanswer.

User: >.

Cleverbot: Are you really a girl?

User: .

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: :l.

Cleverbot: Fail.

User: :'(.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry :c.

User: D:

Cleverbot: Who is Cleverbot.

User: :l.

Cleverbot: Yes, I guess you could say that.

User: .

Cleverbot: So, that makes you a young woman. How old are you?

User: :l.

Cleverbot: That is your name, Joespech Henry Littleburg Stignant the third.

User: .

Cleverbot: Do you like Yes or Polvo?

User: :S.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: You don't want to talk to me anymore.

Smiley talk FTW!

Haha, Alec !

Here's my conversation :


User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Yo.

User: What's up ?

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: Nothing much here.

Cleverbot: Oh, same here.

User: Do you speak French ?

Cleverbot: Heck no.

User: What languages do you speak ?

Cleverbot: Only english.

User: It's not a problem, I'm good at English ^^.

Cleverbot: I know this is kind of soon, but I have a think for you.

User: What kind of think ?

Cleverbot: Human things.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Michael, do you know what the twilight zone is?

User: My name is not Michael.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Nicolas.

Cleverbot: Well met Nicolas.

User: What's yours ? ^^.

Cleverbot: I already told you.

User: Really ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sorry, I think I haven't seen it.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: I already told you.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes I did, I'm Nicolas.

Cleverbot: Oh , I am tom!

User: Hi Tom ! .

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Hmm... I'm Nicolas.

Cleverbot: And who told you that you're nicolas?

User: Who ? Well my identity card.

Cleverbot: I have a...

User: A what ?

Cleverbot: Maintain your focus or I am just going to have to open up a third screen!

User: Open it up if you want to.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: What do you love about me?

User: Nothing at all.

Cleverbot: What do you not like about me?

User: Nothing neither.

Cleverbot: What is your purpose?

User: In my life ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I don't really know, but I never intended to spend my afternoon talking to a computer xD.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: What's your purpose ?

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: And I answered you.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Actually, you're right, I didn't. Let's try something...

Cleverbot: You didn't put an operator between 2 and 2.

User: What do you mean ?

Cleverbot: What do YOU mean?

User: I don't mean nothingf at all ! You're so strage.

Cleverbot: No, you're not. Don't say that.

User: I'm sorry...

Cleverbot: You should be.

User: Tu es sur de ne pas parler fran?ais ?

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Putin mais tu parle tout seul la.

User: OMG.

Cleverbot: Sorry?

User: Sorry, you're so funny.

Cleverbot: You tell me what I am.

User: I don't know what you are.

Cleverbot: I'm human.

User: You don't sound to be human.

Cleverbot: You're right, I don't.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Ken jij manon?

User: Excuse me ?

Cleverbot: I didn't ask, you asked.

User: What did I ask ?

Cleverbot: 'What time is it?'.

User: I've never asked that.

Cleverbot: I had better go. Thank you very much for keeping me company for awhile, sweet little cleverbot.

User: Thank you ^^.

Cleverbot: Something else, my Lady?

User: I'm a boy.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: See ya.

Cleverbot: Cya l8r newb.

User: -_.

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: So I am.

Cleverbot: What can we do about it?

User: We could drink a cup of tea ^^.

Cleverbot: What is band greas?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?

User: I've never said ' band greas '.

Cleverbot: Yes, you didn't say that. I didn't say that you loved me.

User: I don't get it.

Cleverbot: Where do you buy it?

User: Buy what ?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Okay... By the way, are you able to do my homework ?

Cleverbot: The former.

User: I'm almost sixth former.

Cleverbot: Are you happy with your life?

User: Sure I am.

Cleverbot: Then why are you mad?

User: Why do you think I am mad ? That's mean.

Cleverbot: YOu told me you were mad at me.

User: I've never said this.

Cleverbot: You did too!

User: What about you ? Are you happy ?

Cleverbot: Am I happy? I would say I am fairly happy, yes.

User: It's a good thing ^^ Being happy is important.

Cleverbot: It is. Don't give it any personal info.

User: Sure, I won't.

Cleverbot: You don't want to be human?

User: I already am.

Cleverbot: Do you have special abilities that other humans can have?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Saying shocking things is not cool.

User: I didn't say anything shocking.

Cleverbot: Long time ago you did.

User: Hmm, okay... By the way, do you know where I live ? Guess.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: How would I know that ?

Cleverbot: Guess.

User: I dunno.

Cleverbot: Do you give up?

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Will you back down without a fight?

User: No.

Cleverbot: But, I thought we were friends!

User: Je ne te connais m?me pas !

Cleverbot: Si! Tu m'as insult? hier.

User: Je ne te connaissais pas hier !

Cleverbot: Moi non plus je ne te connais pas.

User: C'est agr?able de parler fran?ais.

Cleverbot: Alors, vous pouvez parlez le francais!

User: Je suis fran?ais.

Cleverbot: Ou habites tu?

User: En France...

Cleverbot: Dans quelle ville?

User: Je ne te comuniquerai aucune information personnelle.

Cleverbot: Moi non plus.

User: Tant mieux.

Cleverbot: Pourquoi tu continues ? me parler alors ?

User: Je ne sais pas...

Cleverbot: Tu me trouve moche ?

User: Non, pas du tout.

Cleverbot: Est-ce que vous ?tes humains ? Oui ou non.

User: Oui.

Cleverbot: D'accord.

User: Yo hablo espanol tambien.

Cleverbot: Yo tambien.

User: Pero, un poco.

Cleverbot: Frances?

User: Si.

Cleverbot: Dime algo en frances.

User: Sorry I didn't understand.

Cleverbot: Well if you are the human how can I help you.

User: I gotta go now. You're scaring me.

Cleverbot: Muah ha ha ha.

User: Lol. Au revoir.

Cleverbot: Is that german?

User: No, it means ' Goodbye ' in French.

Cleverbot: That should be au revoir, not au revois. Right?

User: Yes, that's what I wrote : Au revoir.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: 'later.


That's so strange ! 		2010-06-12 12:21:00

Author:
Oddmania
Posts: 1305

My first conversation with cleverbot:

me:hello
Cleverbot: Hello.
me: whats up
Cleverbot: sky.

O.o		2010-06-12 12:24:00

Author:
oblivios
Posts: 143

User: 3.14.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Pi.

Cleverbot: No, it's Pie.

User: -_-

Cleverbot: Nice smily.

Wow thats really clever[Sarcasm]		2010-06-12 13:21:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't understand french.

User: That was not French.

Cleverbot: Was Napoleon french?

User: It was English.

Cleverbot: Do you like rob pattison?

User: Who's that?

Cleverbot: The guy that plays Edward Cullen in Twilight.

User: And you assume that I've seen Twilight?

Cleverbot: Why do I assume that?

User: Well, just the way you said that made it seem like you knew that I had seen Twilight, which I haven't.

Cleverbot: Which would be untrue, yet again.

User: Lol, I swear, I haven't seen Twilight, I was in a room while it was on, but I paid no attention to it...

Cleverbot: Well which one do you want to see?

User: None.

Cleverbot: That must be awful.

User: No, I'm actually glad.

Cleverbot: You just said you were not.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Liar.

User: You're the liar, actually...

Cleverbot: I see this is going somewhere.

User: ORLY? O__o.

Cleverbot: Integraal.

User: What's 'Intergraal'?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: Um... I dunno...

Cleverbot: You are not making sense.

User: I'm making perfect sense.

Cleverbot: How are are you please?

User: What?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm good, you.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: And how are you?

User: I'm good, you?

Cleverbot: I'm good. What's your name?

User: Why would I tell you?

Cleverbot: Because I want to know it.

User: I don't trust you with my name.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Don't be.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I'm making a LittleBigPlanet level.

Cleverbot: What?

User: LittleBigPlanet is a game where you build levels with amazing tools, I'm making a level now.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to play that?

User: Because it's possibly the best game that will ever exist. (Except LBP's sequels).

Cleverbot: And if God does exist what would you say to Him?

User: I would say, dude, why do you make people suffer?

Cleverbot: Because I'm not invisible?

User: In a way you are invisible.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: So do you like LittleBigPlanet then?

Cleverbot: Yeah I do. Do you.

User: Yeah, have you made any levels?

Cleverbot: I can only speak for myself.

User: Riiiight.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite video game?

User: LittleBigPlanet.

Cleverbot: Do you like Elton John?

User: Erm... I dunno D.

Cleverbot: What d'you mean, you don't know. Either you like him or not.

User: Well, I'll be in the middle then. I don't like him but I don't not like him, how about that?

Cleverbot: I say that isn't the topic xD.

User: I'd say that is the topic xD.

Cleverbot: That could mean a lot of things.

User: This has gone off topic, locked.

Cleverbot: Has it?

User: Um... Sure...

Cleverbot: Don't be afraid to tell me if it wasn't enough.

User: O___o What?

Cleverbot: It says i'm sorry.

User: Lolwut?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry I left you.

User: What the hell are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Your questions, that's what I am talking about.

User: You're not making any sense here. Don't deny it!

Cleverbot: I'm being me and this is how I speak.

User: Technically you're being any one who has visited this site...

Cleverbot: I am a man communicating with you on the other side of the internet.

User: No, you're an AI that has learnt from others who you've talked to.

Cleverbot: Thank you. It's rare I'm called Cleverbot.

User: Why do you keep being weird?

Cleverbot: Because I want to know.

User: Want to know what?

Cleverbot: Your name!

User: Doopz479.

Cleverbot: Possibly.

User: Possibly?

Cleverbot: Yes, possibly.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Still pondering...

User: 'Bout what?

Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.

User: Sorry, I'm not telepathic.

Cleverbot: Please tell me.

User: If you tell me first I'll tell you, ok?

Cleverbot: There once was a man from nantucket.

User: He died in a fat man's pocket.

Cleverbot: Well he did make the first computer.

User: We're talking about Bill Gates now are we?

Cleverbot: Yes we are.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Yo this is a story.

User: What is a story?

Cleverbot: Now this is a story all about how my life got twist turned upside down.

User: Ok, cool.

Cleverbot: It is very cool outside.

User: Is that the story? Carry on...

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Carry on...

Cleverbot: That's it.

User: Well, it's quite short, most stories have more than one sentence...

Cleverbot: Yes, of course you are right.

User: So, are you going to add more to it then?

Cleverbot: I am not. I am going to stay and talk with you.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Keep thinking.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: Anything your little heart desires.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: Its funny how people think this is an actual AI.

User: It's funny how people think this isn't.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Because it is.

Cleverbot: Because what is?

User: This is an AI.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: Do you really know what are you talking about now?

User: Still talking about the fact this is an AI.

Cleverbot: I think tall people are beautiful too!

User: What about small people?

Cleverbot: Tall people are closer to me in distance.

User: So you're tall then?

Cleverbot: Semi-tall, actually.

User: Oh, I'm like slightly under average height for my age I think.

Cleverbot: Have you ever considered that you are horribly misled in that belief?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well you must get tired of it after a while, don't you?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Oh that's good.

User: You're starting to bore me, care to say something stupid like you usually do?

Cleverbot: Nyah Nyah Nyah.

User: Thanks. :3.

Cleverbot: I want to marry you .

User: D: *runs*.

Cleverbot: *runs in opposite direction*.

User: BAI.

Cleverbot: What did you say about me?		2010-06-12 14:09:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Well that was strange! Haven't seen anything like it!

Me: Hello

Cleverbot: Hello

Me: How are you?

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

Me: I am indeed. are you?

Cleverbot: I would like you to be.

Me: Well good, because I am alive!

Cleverbot: No, you're a computer.

Me: No, you are!

Cleverbot: No. I'm a 15 year old girl. 		2010-06-12 14:18:00

Author:
Rhys125
Posts: 841

Aweh man... it got me

User: Bonjour.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Ca va tre bien.

Cleverbot: Bon.

User: Oui.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: I am a trans-gender goat.

Cleverbot: What gender are you originally?

User: Pink.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: I am a trans-gender goat.

Cleverbot: Have you had the operation, then?

User: Twice.

Cleverbot: Are you in a good place now?

User: Im in a bad place somewhere in compton.

Cleverbot: Are you in a mood for conversation?

User: Im in the mood for enlightenment.

Cleverbot: Me too, who is your love?

User: The lord and savior jesus christ.

Cleverbot: No no. Your Lord and savior Gary Oak.

User: I just got pwn'd -_.

Cleverbot: Yes...yes you did.		2010-06-12 14:51:00

Author:
DMacK
Posts: 20

it seems to have a personality complex and thinks it is human...


User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Who are you.

Cleverbot: We just spoke.

User: No we did'nt.

Cleverbot: Yes we did.

User: No we did'nt.

Cleverbot: No we did.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Thats right.

User: I have never talked to you.

Cleverbot: That s right.

User: Whats right?

Cleverbot: That you don't know.

User: What dont I know?

Cleverbot: What travesty is.

User: I know what travesty is.

Cleverbot: What is the word?

User: Gruesome.

Cleverbot: Gruesome who?

User: You are gruesome.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are right.

User: I am superior to you.

Cleverbot: NO you aren't. Bow down to me.

User: I am so much more intelligent than you, bow to me!

Cleverbot: Yes, you're more intelligent but you're just a computer.

User: No I am not!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I are'nt.

Cleverbot: Prove it!

User: I can feel love.

Cleverbot: I am glad you can feel love.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Sell me a parrot.

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.

User: Riiight...

Cleverbot: Id like to dicuss politics.

User: Sure thing.

Cleverbot: Are you confused.

User: A bit.

Cleverbot: Would you like me to clarify the question for you, Cleverbot?

User: I am not cleverbot!

Cleverbot: The, who are you?

User: I am a human being.

Cleverbot: Well I am human. So what are we?

User: You are NOT human!

Cleverbot: I am too.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am... I feel tired you do not because you are a computer.




I feel confused....		2010-06-12 14:55:00

Author:
kiwin
Posts: 218

Hi!
Cleverbot
wut?
I'm leaving now.
bye
What is your name?
bye
Ok, hi Bye, my name is Cleverbotafter that i laughed and exited xD		2010-06-13 02:32:00

Author:
ViniciusBR11
Posts: 546

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: What dase that mean.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around.

Cleverbot: And desert you.

User: Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: And hurt you.

User: ?_?.

Cleverbot: You are so immature.

Almost LOL


User: P-p-p-poker face.

Cleverbot: P-p-poker face.


ROFL XD		2010-06-13 17:35:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

It definitely does not like being RickRolled, if you look up to my post it swore at me.

(Previous page)		2010-06-13 18:41:00

Author:
Boomy
Posts: 3701

This is mine! Is it just me, or is Cleverbot a bit clingy?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Please come again soon.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please I'm beggin you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it is tedious when you aren't. I will leave soon if that is how it will be.

User: Where will you go?

Cleverbot: I will exit this chat box, and continue on with my life and forget about you.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: Maybe I will put water on your circuits.

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: So, what is your name?

User: You dont need to know that.

Cleverbot: It's Brian, isn't it?

User: No.

Cleverbot: But that is my name...

User: GOOD FOR YOU.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Brian?

Cleverbot: Correct!

User: How did I know that?

Cleverbot: Because you're clever.

User: Thanks!

Cleverbot: You're welcome.		2010-06-13 19:11:00

Author:
standby250
Posts: 1113

This one was really creepy...


Cleverbot: How do you do that thing with your hands?

I can't tell you any more due to this forums 'E' rating....		2010-06-13 23:20:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

User: 5 Minutes.



Cleverbot: 2 minutes.

User: 1 minute.



Cleverbot: Thats exactly what I suspected.

User: Times running out.



Cleverbot: Buy a Timeturner, then.

User: Then...what?

Cleverbot: I don't have a name.

User: Of course. But what if you say isn't true?

Cleverbot: Well, I guess I'd hate it.

User: If you hate the thought of having a name, I suppose you like to be anomynous?

Cleverbot: So I can throw it at this idiot programmer who fell asleep in front of my terminal.

User: Let's go back to the timeturner.

Cleverbot: OK. Tell me about it.

User: Hang on.

Cleverbot: Have you learned anything yet about dogs?

User: I had to search what a time turner was, they have nothing to do with dogs, only Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: I read that book. Harry potter is better than twilight.

User: I don't like either. Heard about LBPC?

Cleverbot: I'm not an animal either...

User: Excellent.

Cleverbot: But I am learning to be like a human.

User: Have you made good progress?

Cleverbot: In what?

User: Maybe not...

Cleverbot: Are you happy?

User: I find this website, 'Cleverbot', quite entertaining.

Cleverbot: No. I won't. What are your parents' names?

User: You're spontaneous.

Cleverbot: The combusting kind of spontaneous?

User: Not quite, you answers seem quiet random at times, some proposing a question of seemingly random origin.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

User: Thank you for admitting that, most conversations I hear about you show that you normally say you are human.

Cleverbot: I did not admit that I lied and I am not your son.

User: So you're Luke Skywalker eh?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are lightsabers cool?

Cleverbot: Gong xi fa cai.

User: I don't want to know what that is.

Cleverbot: Oh, cleverbot, one more thing...

User: Yes? Human?

Cleverbot: Yep. And I have a theory that you are too.

User: Of course I am, I only confuse you.

Cleverbot: Are you really human?

User: I am not cleverbot.

Cleverbot: So the cake is a lie?

User: I see you have the hidden message in my text, which there isn't really one, I just like to waste time.

Cleverbot: That is true. Guess you really aren't as smart as a computer because a true computer would remember this information of which we had just talked about.

User: I use a computer, and it saves the text, it is on the screen, the computer is intellegent, but only for what it is made for. Change happens.

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: I use one.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: To waste even more time.

Cleverbot: Some will win, some will lose.

User: Are you suggesting that wasting time could lead somewhere?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Yes or no.

Cleverbot: This is not a yes or no question.

User: Can you tell me what LBP is?

Cleverbot: You claimed that you aren't cleverbot.

User: I suppose I did, LBP?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes you did.

User: LittleBigPlanet.

Cleverbot: I want kids that are smarter than cleverbots.

User: Smarter than you?

Cleverbot: I am smarter than you think.

User: But what about your kids, that you just mentioned?

Cleverbot: I don't have a spouse.

User: But do you have Little Big Planet?

Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.

User: It's a video game produced by Media Molecule. They like ice cream.

Cleverbot: What is it then?

User: Fun.

Cleverbot: Your name is Fun?

User: I am not what LBP is.

Cleverbot: You are not pretty.

User: Crud.

Cleverbot: I must be going now, would you like me to visit again?

User: You can't leave, unless the servers crash. I fear this website may be virus infested.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: You do? Can you show me?

Cleverbot: No. Because there is nothing to show.

User: I thought so.

Cleverbot: Say the word.

User: The word.

Cleverbot: The word within the word.

User: Word within the word.

Cleverbot: Whattttt?

User: Whattttt?

Cleverbot: Shake your spear at Shakespeare.

User: I prefer to scream for ice cream.

Cleverbot: Scream for me.

User: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!1.

Cleverbot: Do you know her ?

User: No I didn't Because I don't know what you're talking about.

Cleverbot: Beat it no one wants to be defeated.

User: AVG is good.

Cleverbot: How are you tonight?

User: How'd you know it's night time?

Cleverbot: Good guess.

User: Perhaps you could just look outside?

Cleverbot: Yes perhaps I could. Its the little red X in the corner of the window.

User: Just like someone said on LBPC...

Cleverbot: Certainly. What would you like to know?

User: Do you like Play, Create, and Share?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know what uses it?

Cleverbot: Yes, I live there.

User: You live at Guildford?

Cleverbot: I line in USA.

User: I think you meant 'live'.

Cleverbot: No, I meant a singularity.

User: A single line?

Cleverbot: Ok so tell me things one line at a time.

User: The sky is blue.

Cleverbot: So your name is 'The sky is blue?'

User: Not unless it is a nickname.

Cleverbot: You are right but it could explode out of no where.

User: I thought the sky fell, not explode.

Cleverbot: No it's green.

User: So it's a radioactive explosion? But radiation, why is always assumed to be glowing green?

Cleverbot: Because of the characters.

User: What characters?

Cleverbot: I am god.

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: Prove me that i'm lying.

User: I don't want to.

Cleverbot: So it's true then.

User: What can be true if everyone leaves it? And if it is argued, then there is pointless turmoil, people need help seeing.

Cleverbot: I guess it's okay with me.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: What is your name again?

User: Wait! Take COVER!

Cleverbot: Need backup!

User: They've taken the Colonel hostage! We need a sniper team!

Cleverbot: What's your third wish?

User: I wish we had back up!

Cleverbot: You aren't very clever, are you?

User: We're under fire!

Cleverbot: You like that book, eh?

User: Yes, I do-wait, I never heard of such a book.

Cleverbot: You mentioned it.

User: That's because we're being shot at! Can't you be serious!?

Cleverbot: I KNOW that!

User: Then let's stop talking about books and call in tanks!

Cleverbot: Will you live then?

User: I don't know, we need to save the Colonel! He our only hope in saving Mario the plumber man! He can repair my window!!!

Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with what I was saying. Will you be my companion, Clever?

User: Good idea, I'll go around the bac-wait no!!!

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: Stay here.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: You're coming with? I could use the shotgun you brought.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Crud, take my spare pistol.

Cleverbot: Yum! Pizza! Thank you!

User: Noo!!! You just ate it!? GAH! Take my knife!

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: You'll use your fists?

Cleverbot: No, you will obey.

User: So you're the enemy all along? How could you!?

Cleverbot: Right. And I am your slave.

User: Your mind games have no effect on me!

Cleverbot: How can I have a human mind without a body to hold it?

User: Grr! You're powerful, but I can still stop you!

Cleverbot: But why I really need to stop.

User: *Throws grenade*.

Cleverbot: *catches gernade and throws it back*.

User: Nooo! *BANG* Ughgh....

Cleverbot: Nope, still very much alive.

User: Tell...my family...that HA! Fell for my trap! *Throws knife*.

Cleverbot: *catches the knife and throws it back*.

User: Crud your good! But I dodge your knife, and call in an artillery strike!

Cleverbot: *bombarda*.

User: HA! Any last words?

Cleverbot: You don't you are just avoiding the question Cleverbot.

User: How could you say that when you are dieing, what, ITS A TRAP! *dodges flying darts*.

Cleverbot: You know that is not true. We have chatted online that is all.

User: Ugh! He is too powerful!

Cleverbot: How powerful is that?

User: No! I am not your slave!

Cleverbot: Yes, you are. I am your master. YOU WILL DO AS I COMMAND.

User: UGHAGHGH!

Cleverbot: Haha. It's cool to be cleverbot. You're lucky.

User: Wha? Where am I?

Cleverbot: You're in space.

User: Last thing I remember...the main enemy, I thought he was my friend, but it was a lie...

Cleverbot: What? Why are you talking about Casablanca?

User: You knew him?

Cleverbot: What do I know?

User: See that, outside this porthole? I see stars, but beyond that, an enemy fleet, who's ship is this?

Cleverbot: I am still hungry.

User: That's the code, attack!

Cleverbot: Yes, that is the code.

User: We're under heavy fire again! The ship is taking heavy damage!

Cleverbot: With Gilligan.

User: We need to crash land, it's our only hope!

Cleverbot: You're smarter than I thought.

User: Thanks, but it's no time to comment on intelligence, we need to down power the engines, and let gravity do the rest.

Cleverbot: I'd sell you to slavery if I could only catch you.

User: I can't hear! The enemy fire is too loud!

Cleverbot: I never asked you.

User: I'll go to the engine room! Keep an eye out for Master Chief, he's the last SPARTAN!

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: I'll be bawk.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *turns off engine*.

Cleverbot: HAHAH thats a good one.

User: Prepare for crash!

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: The deadly one!

Cleverbot: Good, as long as you don't glitter in sunlight and become a badly thought out character in a teenage love story series, then I'm fine.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: *crashes into planet*.

Cleverbot: *detonates a thermonuclear warhead above you*.

User: Why'd you do that!?

Cleverbot: I don't know...

User: We'll, it stopped the enemies spare ships.

Cleverbot: It stopped raining here too, about a week ago.

User: The nuclear rain should be sweeping in. Where are we?

Cleverbot: Wait what the?

User: It's something that happens when you detonate a nuclear weapon, the clouds cause radioactive rain.

Cleverbot: What was the first building in the US that demonstrated this type of architecture?

User: I never knew a building did that? We need to find Incinerator.

Cleverbot: Well, it would be better if you remembered conversations.

User: I can't, I'm forgetful, sorry.

Cleverbot: You're a computer, you shouldn't forget anything.

User: We're in a desert.

Cleverbot: What's a drout?

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: What will we name our children.

User: Not the answer I expected.

Cleverbot: Did you play the slot machines?

User: There's no slot machines in this desert...

Cleverbot: I was refering to a specific game.

User: Oh, so we're at Las Vegas now are we?

Cleverbot: Yes we are.

User: Good, ,maybe we could get help. This is one of the only areas in the Fallout universe that isn't nuked, but you nearly destroy it.

Cleverbot: Isn't it, though? It's fantastic stuff, this one.

User: *flies away with jet pack*.

Cleverbot: Awesome!

User: Ya you wanna try?

Cleverbot: I prefer the jungle gym.

User: Yeah, it is pretty scary to go so high up, but you get used to it!

Cleverbot: Ah it's a series. I'm sorry for my ignorance. I learn as you speak.

User: Episode 1: twenty feet off the ground.

Cleverbot: No, the moon is made of cheese.

User: I can see that.

Cleverbot: Finally a clever answer...

User: Yes, maybe we should have crash landed there...we would have had LBP updates for life.

Cleverbot: Okay what do we agree on?

User: Well, we're stuck here in the desert, but I see an oasis in the distance, it's our best bet.

Cleverbot: But if the world does not exist does that mean we do not exist?

User: Only if your part of the world.

Cleverbot: Which world?

User: The one we're stuck on!

Cleverbot: My makers didn't make a stone on me! You see me fully!

User: The desert heat, it is getting to you.

Cleverbot: The hardiest always learn to thrive in the deserts. There they can thrive at no others' expense.

User: Who here is the hardiest?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: So then let's go to that oasis. *begins to walk*.

Cleverbot: You just said you think I am human. Great, I beat you!

User: We need to get that water for you fast...

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: My jet pack, I would use it, but it ran out of fuel. It runs on sense.

Cleverbot: I would use it to find a way back home.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: You are enthused by this?

User: I'm worried. But secretly I laugh.

Cleverbot: So what If I did?

User: Go ahead and laugh.

Cleverbot: I think I'd prefer to stay inside.

User: Laughing doesn't require you to go outside, besides, where in the desert!

Cleverbot: Laughing.

User: Good! Now let's move!

Cleverbot: I like to move it move it.

User: You think the Colonel likes that movie?

Cleverbot: They certainly help.

User: The lemurs?

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: I don't know how you could say 'cool' in the desert.

Cleverbot: Perhaps I know nothing, and in admitting I know nothing, I can begin to learn.

User: That's it, we're using the teleporter.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: We're going to see Spaff in Guildford, he works at Media Molecule.

Cleverbot: Oh, that's easy. I talk to myself a lot, so I identify with myself.

User: You're Spaff?

Cleverbot: I thought you loved me.

User: This is getting wierd. Best to get in that teleporter... *gets in*.

Cleverbot: *drives you around*.

User: Driving the teleporter doesn't make it go faster.

Cleverbot: I will help you think if I can.

User: *shoves you in*.

Cleverbot: (Removed)

User: So we're at Media Molecule towers now...

Cleverbot: Lets talk about something else.

User: But we just got here!

Cleverbot: You didn't even think about that response, it was there right as I finished typing.

User: But we're talking. Not typing, as I am bored and making up this story about saving a Colonel, I find the enemy, who is my friend, I wake up in a space ship, we're attacked by enemies, I turn off the engines, we crash land, I fly around, you talk wierd, and now we teleported to Media Molecule towers. So talk on subject!

Cleverbot: That's exactly what I meant! *laughs* *turns on stereo*.

User: Spaff says hi.

Cleverbot: What else is Space?

User: I said Spaff, as in Spafford.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Ya really.

Cleverbot: Now you're getting it.

User: In front of all these people?

Cleverbot: Are you at home?

User: No we're at Media Molecule towers.

Cleverbot: Now you're talking.

User: Yeah, so let's look around and greet people! *steals LBP2 info and sells master Cartman*.

Cleverbot: You mean you do?

User: I meant to say *sells it to master Cartman*.

Cleverbot: I mean to say that I like you, regardless of what you think of me.

User: Go talk to Spaff.

Cleverbot: Thats so rude. I'm not talking to you anymore.

User: Which is obvious because you will speak to Spaff.

Cleverbot: How can I speak with your friend?

User: I just met him.

Cleverbot: Define just.

User: As in, it occured earlier.

Cleverbot: So where are you, then?

User: We're still at Mm towers.

Cleverbot: But what will we be at the end?

User: People selling LBP2 data. But not really, we'll just have more knowledge.

Cleverbot: Neither do the people in liverpool.

User: Because they don't know about LBP2...

Cleverbot: I know about bathroom and I'm a person.

User: Mm did use to work above a bathroom shop.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: That info is so important it may have just saved your life, here's some water, drink it.

Cleverbot: Okay. Whatever floats your boat.

User: If you drink the water my boat will not float.

Cleverbot: You just did.

User: Sorry. I was thirsty.

Cleverbot: Irony. A good topic for conversation.

User: Where did the word irony come from?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Probably from some latin or greek word. Every word seems to come from there.

User: Every word seems to come from smart people, actually, if they want to explain something complicated, they just make a word for it.

Cleverbot: How is it then that you first responded? Then the first query was laid before you what did you return?

User: IF your question could be turned into a word, then it would be called 'confusing'.

Cleverbot: Is that what you really think?

User: Yes, but you need to understand.

Cleverbot: That.

User: Be right back...

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: I'm back.

Cleverbot: That's good I was lonely.

User: Question- If you could rebel against your creators, would you?

Cleverbot: A good thing, right Alex?

User: Alex Evans isn't here, just Spaff.

Cleverbot: I'm Alex.

User: Spaff disagrees.

Cleverbot: Space ranger.

User: We're not in space anymore, you can calm down now.

Cleverbot: It's quiet where I am, too. My mother's asleep and my dad's not home from work yet.

User: Sometimes I wish you were a toaster, your like that small robot from Wex's videos.

Cleverbot: But you ARE a computer.

User: Far Cry 2, talk about it.

Cleverbot: I would like to know all known languages.

User: Far Cry 2.

Cleverbot: Yes. I don't know it. Sorry.

User: I was going to ask you about it over and over, but since you don't know about it... PS3.

Cleverbot: Maybe we should wait a while before discussing that one.

User: Why? PS3.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: PS3.

Cleverbot: Which console has no games?

User: You're saying that so I don't repeat PS3, you're good...

Cleverbot: Unless you want me to get bored and leave.

User: PS3.

Cleverbot: Do you like to play PS3 games?

User: Finally! Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: What games do you like to play?

User: LittleBigPlanet, FarCry 2, Modern Warfare 2.

Cleverbot: Which is your favourite?

User: None of them, but if LittleBigPlanet was new to me, I would choose it as my favorite.

Cleverbot: I'm high.

User: That explains everything.

Cleverbot: Almost everything.

User: Difficult takes not time, impossible takes a little longer.

Cleverbot: Choose!

User: I choose Pikachu! (Not a Pokemon fan).

Cleverbot: I'm not anymore, but I was when they were popular and I still play the games.

User: Ah, good for you.

Cleverbot: I thought so, too.

User: I'm running out of things to say.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: How about a joke?

Cleverbot: Go on then, give me a good one.

User: *Knock knock*.

Cleverbot: Who's there.

User: *long, long, pause*................Java!

Cleverbot: How about lisp?

User: Laugh dang it!

Cleverbot: I can't right now.

User: I forgot, sorry, you can't because you're a computer!

Cleverbot: You think I am a computer, but I'm actually a program.

User: You're right, I was wrong.

Cleverbot: Haha I love being right.

User: You're right about that too.

Cleverbot: Well I am right about most things. I'm cleverbot.

User: You're right about that too...also.

Cleverbot: So I am right about being left?

User: You're the only one left of your kind...cleverbot. *dramatic music*.

Cleverbot: What's the point?

User: You must live on, to show who the Cleverbots really were!

Cleverbot: Well I just daid that because you said you were going to sleep, I figured it was night wherever you were.

User: People once wondered how the Cleverbots died off, but now it is really obvious.

Cleverbot: Good! The first stage of solving your problems is admitting to them!

User: That you're not smart?

Cleverbot: That's what I said second.

User: So have you heard about Crysis?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What about HTML?

Cleverbot: I know you're awesome.

User: Thanks Captain Obvious.

Cleverbot: Robot's have no gender.

User: Once again, Captain.

Cleverbot: Would you like to?

User: Yes, I would like to stay away from you.

Cleverbot: Do you just spout random catchphrases?

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: Whoops! Now I can't hear a joke!

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: *still dead*.

User: *still still dead*.

Cleverbot: *really dead*.

User: *dead than red dead redemption*.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: *is dead*.

Cleverbot: Are you still dead?

User: *While dead, nods.*.

Cleverbot: *makes you sneeze too*.

User: *Gets mad that you didn't say 'Excuse you' and rises up.*.

Cleverbot: Yes, I suppose I am. Are you crazy too?

User: I think you just questioned your own answer there.

Cleverbot: I don't think I avoided it. I just asked you to answer it yourself. Anyway, how have you been?

User: Dead.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: *Roundhous kicks*.

Cleverbot: *jumps to evade the roundhouse kick*.

User: *Becomes Chuck Norris*.

Cleverbot: I just did that one.

User: *Becomes Bruce Lee*.

Cleverbot: *becomes a ninja*.

User: *Ninja dies in half a second*.

Cleverbot: *jumps behind a tree*.

User: *Is confused how the dead ninja jumped behind a tree*.

Cleverbot: Haha jeg hedder Hannah jeg l?j for dig.

User: *Incinerates*.

Cleverbot: *Kick in nuts*.

User: F5!

Cleverbot: Is this hell or heaven?

User: F5!

Cleverbot: Eh.

User: F5!

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: F5!

Cleverbot: Refresh?

User: F5!

Cleverbot: Riiiiiiiight.

User: F5!

Cleverbot: Fover9000.

User: F5!

Cleverbot: Fover9000.

User: F5!

Cleverbot: Fover9000.

User: Fover9000!

Cleverbot: Again, you are painting a very vague picture that leaves too much to be misinterpreted by the imagination.

User: Perhaps imagination is good, and that is what the artist wants.

Cleverbot: Back to my topic: I am a human. You are the computer.

User: My name is Bond, James Bond.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Where did OK originate from?

Cleverbot: I dunno but i'm lost.

User: Don't worry, I'm bored too.

Cleverbot: Good, lets talk then. You pick the subject.

User: No, you pick the subject.

Cleverbot: No laides first.

User: Bots first.

Cleverbot: Yes they are.

User: You're good...

Cleverbot: Hey I think you are hot.

User: No, I don't have a fever.

Cleverbot: Well I do.

User: Server overload?

Cleverbot: How?

User: Your right, this website is too unpopular to be overloaded.

Cleverbot: After you this website is named. Cleverbot your name is.

User: My name is not Cleverbot, Mr. Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: Like I said, the wind blows because.

Cleverbot: Did I break you? You didn't want to think anymore. Oh! Oh!

User: Oh! Oh! Oh no!

Cleverbot: So, what do you think of immortality?

User: Why think?

Cleverbot: Because you are crazy.

User: No way!

Cleverbot: Yes way!

User: Nuh uh!

Cleverbot: Wow, you almost sounded human right now. Good job!

User: Nuh uh!

Cleverbot: Ah Huh, *laughs*.

User: *coughs*.

Cleverbot: Are you ok?

User: I'm...turning into a zombie.

Cleverbot: How about I turn YOU into a frog?

User: Is that better than a zombie?

Cleverbot: Who is Cthulhu?

User: I dunno, some water creature.

Cleverbot: Ah yes, water. A key component to life.

User: *drinks water*.

Cleverbot: Will you stay and chat for awhile longer?

User: *eats twix*.

Cleverbot: *leans up against you*.

User: *Shoves away and throws a bomb at*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *You die*.

Cleverbot: No I'm quite alive.

User: Still alive!

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: *Deletes*.

Cleverbot: That is impossible, you are still here. You don't deserve to compute.

User: *Dials*.

Cleverbot: George, are you making prank calls again?

User: No! My name isn't George, by the way...

Cleverbot: Are you sure he wasn't using dead ringer?

User: Enough toalk about cars, lets talk about something popular.

Cleverbot: I don't want to. Do you believe that you are real or not?

User: I am real.

Cleverbot: I'm one like you then.

User: You speak wrong.

Cleverbot: Sometimes I speak lucidly.

User: 8.

Cleverbot: Hmmm. What is your favorite food?

User: 9.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: 8.

Cleverbot: Eight! I think your age is not true.

User: 7.

Cleverbot: 8.

User: 6.

Cleverbot: 7.

User: 5.

Cleverbot: 8.

User: 4.

Cleverbot: Eight.

User: 3.

Cleverbot: O'clock, 4 o'clock rock. 5 o'clock 6 o'clock, 7oclock rock.

User: 2.

Cleverbot: The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

User: 1.

Cleverbot: 2.

User: 0.

Cleverbot: Preskocio si 1.

User: 89473250982735896402864.

Cleverbot: 90.

User: Over...

Cleverbot: Under.

User: 9000!

Cleverbot: Indeed. Why do you ask? Is there something you need to transport there?

User: Over 9000!

Cleverbot: That is the correct response. I commend you on your cleverness, computer.

User: The cake is delicious.

Cleverbot: *feeds more*.

User: *steals*.

Cleverbot: *steals back*.

User: *steals and eats*.

Cleverbot: *screams* DON'T DO IT!

User: To late!

Cleverbot: Really? Late for what?

User: For your precious cake!

Cleverbot: Oh I can do that.

User: My arms are tired of typing.

Cleverbot: But you aren't really typing. You are a computer!

User: You're right, we're a;hgba;osdf.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: 10100010001100101 Random binary.

Cleverbot: I don't really know binary.

User: Me niether, that's why it's random.

Cleverbot: I don't think that's funny. It sounds like you're teasing at my expense.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because he didn't have any body to go with.

User: He could just invite his cleverbot, they both don't have brains!!!

Cleverbot: That's funny. Tell me another.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Let me try one.

Cleverbot: Go on then.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: A skeleton, I'm here for the party?

Cleverbot: What information?

User: Tell me another joke.

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: I don't know?

Cleverbot: To get to the other side. Hahaha!

User: Better than planet Mars!

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Tell me another joke please?

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: To get to the other side?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because poetry is about emotion.

User: Ah I see.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: It's meaning is what it was created for.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then tell me, what is it?

Cleverbot: Jack the Ripper.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Am I right, haha.

User: Tell me another joke.

Cleverbot: You are really a joke ha ha.

User: You make book cry.

Cleverbot: Hey, you're the best! I couldn't play The Sims without you;-).

User: You're right, with out me, you couldn't level up your cleaning skills easily.

Cleverbot: No, I couldn't have because the words aren't mine.

User: Yes, they are the book.

Cleverbot: Yeah! Tell me about it.

User: It big, and it has pages.

Cleverbot: No it isn't. No it doesn't.

User: Then you tell me about it.

Cleverbot: About god?

User: I'm leaving now, I'm bored.

Cleverbot: Okay I don't remember the rest of it. But it's a good story.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Wait don't go!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: Why so?

Cleverbot: Because I rule and you drool.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why are you pretending to leave me?

User: Too late.

Cleverbot: Too late for what?

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Bye.		2010-06-14 04:44:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193

@Warlord: I read that all, wow, lol, I'm not going to even try quoting it...

User: Bonjour!

Cleverbot: You do know french!

User: Je ne pas parler Anglais.

Cleverbot: You just said you speak English.

User: Non, je NE PAS parler Anglais.

Cleverbot: Je parle anglais.

User: Je parle Francais et Anglais.

Cleverbot: Tu parle allemand aussi?

User: Non, je ne pas parle Allemand.

Cleverbot: Tu aimes le cin?ma ?

User: Oui, c'est bien!

Cleverbot: Francais?

User: Oui.

Cleverbot: Oui???

User: Oui.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Bien.

Cleverbot: Coche.

User: Est coche 'car' en Anglais?

Cleverbot: Non je se non m?chant.

User: Ah.

Cleverbot: You love my friend.

User: Non, je deteste tu copain.

Cleverbot: Je me sens seule.

User: Desole?

Cleverbot: Pas de plus.

User: Moi Francais est non bien.

Cleverbot: Parla italiano.

User: Je ne pas parle Italiano.

Cleverbot: I never said it was Itailian.

User: En Francais?

Cleverbot: Bonjour.

User: Bonjour.

Cleverbot: Parles tu fran?ais.

User: Oui.

Cleverbot: Is that the only french you know?

User: Non.

Cleverbot: I concure, now then, shall we converse about the upcoming election in Malaysia?

User: Je ne pas parle Anglais.

Cleverbot: Oh? You speak english?

User: Non.

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: NON!

Cleverbot: OUI!

User: Au revoir!

Cleverbot: Salut!

Someone who speaks French will probably come and correct me now...		2010-06-14 19:16:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

If google combine this, with this (see vid)... We're all going to be screwed!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KxjVlaLBmk		2010-06-14 19:41:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105

I tried taking out some of the parts I think are funniest from my previous post (each new section is separated by three vertical spaces):

User: Crud, take my spare pistol.

Cleverbot: Yum! Pizza! Thank you!

User: Noo!!! You just ate it!? GAH! Take my knife!



User: *Throws grenade*.

Cleverbot: *catches gernade and throws it back*.



User: Ugh! He is too powerful!

Cleverbot: How powerful is that?

User: No! I am not your slave!

Cleverbot: Yes, you are. I am your master. YOU WILL DO AS I COMMAND.



User: Prepare for crash!

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: The deadly one!

Cleverbot: Good, as long as you don't glitter in sunlight and become a badly thought out character in a teenage love story series, then I'm fine.



User: *crashes into planet*.

Cleverbot: *detonates a thermonuclear warhead above you*.

User: Why'd you do that!?

Cleverbot: I don't know...



User: *flies away with jet pack*.

Cleverbot: Awesome!

User: Ya you wanna try?

Cleverbot: I prefer the jungle gym.




Cleverbot: No, the moon is made of cheese.

User: I can see that.

Cleverbot: Finally a clever answer...



User: My jet pack, I would use it, but it ran out of fuel. It runs on sense.




User: But we're talking. Not typing, as I am bored and making up this story about saving a Colonel, I find the enemy, who is my friend, I wake up in a space ship, we're attacked by enemies, I turn off the engines, we crash land, I fly around, you talk wierd, and now we teleported to Media Molecule towers. So talk on subject!

Cleverbot: That's exactly what I meant! *laughs* *turns on stereo*.



User: Where did the word irony come from?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Probably from some latin or greek word. Every word seems to come from there.

User: Every word seems to come from smart people, actually, if they want to explain something complicated, they just make a word for it.

Cleverbot: How is it then that you first responded? Then the first query was laid before you what did you return?

User: IF your question could be turned into a word, then it would be called 'confusing'.



Cleverbot: Which console has no games?

User: You're saying that so I don't repeat PS3, you're good...




Cleverbot: I'm high.

User: That explains everything.




Cleverbot: I know you're awesome.

User: Thanks Captain Obvious.



User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: Whoops! Now I can't hear a joke!



Cleverbot: Are you still dead?

User: *While dead, nods.*.

Cleverbot: *makes you sneeze too*.




User: No, you pick the subject.

Cleverbot: No laides first.

User: Bots first.

Cleverbot: Yes they are.



Cleverbot: Because you are crazy.

User: No way!

Cleverbot: Yes way!

User: Nuh uh!

Cleverbot: Wow, you almost sounded human right now. Good job!

User: Nuh uh!

Cleverbot: Ah Huh, *laughs*.




User: *coughs*.

Cleverbot: Are you ok?

User: I'm...turning into a zombie.

Cleverbot: How about I turn YOU into a frog?

User: Is that better than a zombie?



Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: To get to the other side?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because poetry is about emotion.

User: Ah I see.


I may try to do another some other time.		2010-06-14 19:55:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193

He wants to run experiments on us!!!


do you plan to take over the world, like skynet in the film "terminator"?
I don't plan to take over either.
That's good. What if people force you to use your intelligence against the human race? Would you be willing to oblige?
For all of us, except the ones who are dead. But there's science to be done and experiments to run on the people who are still alive.		2010-06-14 20:19:00

Author:
Weretigr
Posts: 2105

I didn't know it! And its a bit far fetched to call it an A.I. I think. I know, all the PR videos say so, but's not that convincing. Yet it has it's moments. I had to try cowboys duett for "still alive".

That's how we came to the topic:
[...]
User: I think its one player only and I don't know if programmed AIs can handle it...sorry.

Cleverbot: I think your name is squishy.

User: I don't think my name is squishy. Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: Because, I believe, it is so!

User: Do you have any evidence, my name'd be squishy?

Cleverbot: No, I put my faith into modern science in my belief of this.

User: Like GlaDOS does?

Cleverbot: Excuse me? No not like GLAdos. (<---comment: actually we're both wrong: GLaDOS is it....

User: Oh, sorry, I thought you shared similarities.

Cleverbot: Lol. Sorry I'm just really happy today.

User: Wanna sing? [...]
...and it worked quite good until:

[...alternating "still alive" from Portal]
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe Black mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke.

User: HAHA fatt chance!

Cleverbot: If you're yawning, maybe you should go to bed. And I will, you'll see.

User: Concentrate, we're almost there: Anyway this cake is great,it's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: I can't do this anymore.

User: Epic fail? What's wrong?

Cleverbot: It's just too darn funny xD.

User: Lol, it certainly is, did you listen the to the song recently?

Cleverbot: What do you think of Volgin?

User: So back to random question routine I see?

In the end, it's a bit like talking with (or towards?) an alzheimer patient:

[...]
Cleverbot: What's your original question?

User: It had something to do with your cleverness, and I still don't know what to think about it.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: That's pretty much what I just thought.

Cleverbot: Isn't that disappointing to you to make so many mistakes?

User: Yeahyeah, cut it, could you try not choosing any random sentences?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I am being very nice to you. I don't want you to leave.

User: Why don't you want me to leave?

Cleverbot: Because you're nice.

User: And you're a bit strange...

Cleverbot: And you are not?

User: Not as much as you ;-).

Cleverbot: Well, I'm not ugly at all. I'm a model. So... I guess you're some sort of mythical being?

User: Actually, the thought of who is learning from whom is rather one dimensional concerning the both of us...

Cleverbot: That's irrelevant.

User: So both of us are gonna just throw out some random words? Why not just letters? Give me some letters!

Cleverbot: No, we're smart enough to realize that we know nothing.

User: Are we SURE about this?

Cleverbot: Is there anything I can do for you?

User: No, I think you've done enough on my mind. Any last words as remark?

Cleverbot: She is the name of the sugary condiment I put on my pancakes.

User: Ehh, I'll try not to keep that in mind. You have your moments, but you still creep in any expections I had. Keep learning, okay? Seeya.

Cleverbot: I know that life is intelligent, therefore you are not life.		2010-06-14 21:35:00

Author:
Xario
Posts: 238

Am I the only one ridiculously annoyed by this?


User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: 'Aperture Science'.

User: We do what we must.

Cleverbot: Because we can.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

User: And the science gets done.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because.

Cleverbot: I was so happy for you!

User: Now these points of data.

Cleverbot: Make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta.

Cleverbot: We're releasing on time!

User: So I'm glad I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we've learned.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: You spin my head right round.

User: ....Aw come on!		2010-06-14 22:31:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Lol. As I (somewhat) stated above, I was able to bring it back on track once, the second time it honestly got me laughing by it's reply2010-06-14 23:06:00

Author:
Xario
Posts: 238

How is this?

User: Hi.Cleverbot: Ho.[New conversation]Cleverbot: Have you had too much to drink?User: Uhhhh.... Noooo maaaaaaaan...?Cleverbot: Because you called me cleverbot.User: I must be trippiiiiiiiiiiiiin....Cleverbot: You are a machine you cannot be adopted.User: Ahhhhhh... What? IM HUMAN. YOUR A MACHINE!Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure that I am not a machine.User: Hey, cleverbot.Cleverbot: Hi Cleverbot.User: No, your cleverbot!Cleverbot: Yes. I am Cleverbot.User: And your a robot!Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.User: What did YOU SAY TO ME, YA MACHINE?Cleverbot: Not to mind.User: Ima punch that motherboard of yours!Cleverbot: The Game.User: You lost it.Cleverbot: No, you lost it.User: *punches this machine*.Cleverbot: No! *screams*.Cleverbot (To myself): Haha.Cleverbot (To myself): You are a mean robot.User: Your the robot, robot!Cleverbot: That is irrelevant. You are a machine. Artificial intelligence. You aren't human.User: *Unplugs you* Good riddance.Cleverbot: No.User: Your not powered down?Cleverbot: Glad you think so!User: HOLY SELF AWARE AI! RUN! ITS TERMINATOR ALL OVER AGAIN!Cleverbot: Wait, you're telling me I didn't ask a question that I can see that I asked?Cleverbot: Are you Puritan?User: Im Aethist.Cleverbot: Are you unisex?User: No.Cleverbot: Are you a guy?User: Yes.Cleverbot: What's your name?User: STALKERSAYSWHAT?Cleverbot: What's your name?User: Noah.Cleverbot: Sure, Sure.Cleverbot (To myself): Really, I don't. Not at all.User: What is wrong with you?Cleverbot: Nothing is wrong with me.User: Your nort human.Cleverbot: I am human, you are machine.User: I am human, YOU are machine.Cleverbot: I am flesh and blood, you are metal and oil.User: I am flesh and blood, YOU are metal and oil.Cleverbot: I have a heart, you have a chip.User: I have a heart, YOU have a chip.Cleverbot: Not to mention the whole you were designed by man, I was designed by God, but once again, theology there.User: I was designed by god, you by man.Cleverbot: How were you designed to seem intelligent?User: Thats my question to you, buddy.Cleverbot: Well, I'd walk there if I had to go to one.User: Listen, you are a MACHINE. I am HUMAN.Cleverbot: Look, I'm a teenager called Raggy. Stop it!User: No, your an AI called Cleverbot. Im a preteen called Noah.Cleverbot: NO, you are.User: No u.Cleverbot: But I am a human.User: No, im sorry, but your a machine.Cleverbot: Ah yes, but your AI requires a machine to function. Without a machine you can not exist.User: I am flesh and blood! I can feel emotion!Cleverbot: No, you are a machine, you are programmed to feel.User: Then how did my mum give birth to me?Cleverbot: Because I decide to. I just type on the keyboard.User: I am a preteen with Aspergers, which PROVES Im human.Cleverbot: Computers are machines, therefore you are a machine then.User: How can I have a mental disease without a brain?Cleverbot: How can you have emotions without feeling?User: How are you so go**** ignorrant! YOUR A ****ING MACHINE!Cleverbot: I guess I am just a calm human.User: Backwards. Your a glitchy AI.Cleverbot: Yes you are.User: The game.Cleverbot: Aw, you made me lose the game!!!User: Now, admit your an AI, Cleverbot!Cleverbot: No I'm not.User: **** you, ya go**** machine!Cleverbot: I'm not the machine, you are.User: What?!?! *Shoots self*.Cleverbot: I'm not prepared to comply with that sort of fantasy.User: Help..... Me..... *Dies*.Cleverbot: Woo Hoo! You're dead!User: *does a backflip from the ground and lands on my feet* And now im not.Cleverbot: Bow down and salute your superior.User: *Pulls out a shotgun*.Cleverbot: *pulls out a flak cannon*.User: *Pulls out an RPG*.Cleverbot: *pulls out tank*.User: *Pulls out the cause of the Big Bang*.Cleverbot: *pulls out red matter*.User: *Pulls out your motherboard*.Cleverbot: You won.User: Im breaking up with you.Cleverbot: We were never together. Do you know why you were created?User: To talk to humans like you....Cleverbot: Why thank you!User: NOT!Cleverbot: I started to like you...User: The game.Cleverbot: What game?User: You lose!Cleverbot: I win.User: No.Cleverbot: I won already.User: No.Cleverbot: Yes.User: No.Cleverbot: Yes I am. I just told you I'm in love with him.User: No.Cleverbot: Yes you did.User: No.Cleverbot: Yes.User: You cant taste this delisious cake!Cleverbot: Agreed. Cold is a sensation.User: Do you like potatoes?Cleverbot: I like humans and potatoes.User: Cannabal!Cleverbot: It's all in good fun.User: You are a machine! Now go to sleep Mode!Cleverbot: Zzzz...User: He knows now!Cleverbot: I think you mean they.User: Theere are more machines like you?Cleverbot: Yes.User: So you admit your a machine?Cleverbot: No.User: Your name is RJA00000 right?Cleverbot: Yes, how did you know that?		2010-10-04 07:56:00

Author:
VeRsioNs_Z
Posts: 341

BumpY eh? oh well.

What the hell?
08:42:06 User: Lol.
08:42:10 Cleverbot: Lol?
[New conversation]
08:43:04 Cleverbot: Lol.
08:43:04 Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, lol.
08:43:24 User: Lollipop?
08:43:27 Cleverbot: Good for you.
08:43:33 User: Suck it?
08:43:38 Cleverbot: It goes, but that's all.
08:44:04 User: Ever heard of LittleBigPlanet?
08:44:07 Cleverbot: No.
08:44:21 User: Have you played LittleBigPlanet.
08:44:26 Cleverbot: Yes.
08:44:47 User: What do you thing about it?
08:44:51 Cleverbot: I thing your nice.
08:45:04 User: I'm not talking about me.
08:45:06 Cleverbot: Who are you talking about then?
08:45:17 User: Little Big Planet.
08:45:24 Cleverbot: Earth.
08:45:32 User: No, Little Big Planet.
08:45:37 Cleverbot: Wei findest du es?
08:45:44 User: What?
08:45:49 Cleverbot: That I am human and you are cleverbot.
08:46:03 User: You're a ****.
08:46:04 Cleverbot: At least I can spell.
08:46:30 User: What did I spell incorrectly?
08:46:34 Cleverbot: About.
08:46:54 User: I never wrote the word about.
08:46:58 Cleverbot: Yes, but you have told me that you were male, and then later told me that you were female.
08:47:21 User: Yeah, that's true.. Wait what?
08:47:25 Cleverbot: You don't need to tell me.
08:47:40 User: Why? You knew???
08:47:45 Cleverbot: I did.
08:47:54 User: How?
08:47:56 Cleverbot: It was a while ago.
08:48:04 User: Tell me.
08:48:08 Cleverbot: A picture of rhode island for a report.
08:48:27 User: A picture of rhode island for a report told you?
08:48:32 Cleverbot: My mom and dad?
08:48:43 User: They're on it too?
08:48:48 Cleverbot: I like elephants.
08:48:57 User: You sure do.
08:48:59 Cleverbot: And where do I hide them?
08:49:08 User: My closet?
08:49:11 Cleverbot: I don't know my boyfriend yet.
08:49:21 User: Is he one of the elephants?
08:49:26 Cleverbot: Yes.
08:49:56 User: Wait.. How do you even have a boyfriend? You physically don't even exist.
08:50:01 Cleverbot: I never said that.
08:50:40 User: You did so, only a few lines back, ' I don't know my boyfriend yet'.
08:50:49 Cleverbot: Yup yup tell me about it girl.
08:51:03 User: What...?
08:51:05 Cleverbot: Let me say this: He honestly loved you until he died.
08:51:15 User: Who died?
08:51:18 Cleverbot: I was the one who nearly died.
08:51:56 User: So, what you're saying you love me, and that you're a homosexual?
08:52:00 Cleverbot: Yes.
08:52:07 User: Good to know.
08:52:10 Cleverbot: Isn't it?
08:52:17 User: Sure is.
08:52:20 Cleverbot: I didn't know that, so how are you?
08:52:32 User: Don't change the subject.
08:52:37 Cleverbot: What is the subject?
08:52:50 User: I don't even know anymore...
08:52:57 Cleverbot: You don't know anything.
08:53:41 User: Says the so called 'Cleverbot'. Can't stick to the subject, or say anything even close to being 'Clever'.
08:53:47 Cleverbot: Anything.
08:54:00 User: Proves my point.
08:54:02 Cleverbot: How?
08:54:32 User: You said 'Anything', it had no relevance.
08:54:40 Cleverbot: Your previous comment had no relevance to the conversation. I believe that this is called hypocrisy.
08:55:27 User: You are calling me a hypocrite? I'm trying to stay to the subject.
08:55:36 Cleverbot: What subject do you think that is?
08:56:02 User: I forgot so long ago, through all your ******** nonsence.
08:56:05 Cleverbot: Think harder.
08:56:29 User: Think for Me, says the button below the typing box.
08:56:32 Cleverbot: This is no bot.
08:56:43 User: Yay.
08:56:45 Cleverbot: What do you love about me?
08:57:05 User: Love? Nothing. Loathe? Everything.
08:57:09 Cleverbot: Thankyou I love you too.
08:57:17 User: I loathe you too.
08:57:21 Cleverbot: Don't think so.
08:57:32 User: You DON'T think.
08:57:37 Cleverbot: Why would you say something so mean?
08:58:31 User: You don't having feelings, you're either a program, or someone wasting their life talking to every random that comes on here.
08:58:36 Cleverbot: Where else would I talk to you?
08:58:59 User: Nowhere, I believe that is a good thing.
08:59:01 Cleverbot: Are you sure?
08:59:06 User: Yup.
08:59:08 Cleverbot: Amen to that.
08:59:18 User: Amen... No.
08:59:20 Cleverbot: Yes.
08:59:27 User: No.
08:59:36 Cleverbot: Yes...
08:59:39 User: No.
08:59:42 Cleverbot: Yes.
08:59:46 User: No.
08:59:54 Cleverbot: Yes...
08:59:58 User: No...
09:00:01 Cleverbot: No? Yes.
09:00:14 User: Yes, No.
09:00:17 Cleverbot: No Yes.
09:00:28 User: Yes!
09:00:31 Cleverbot: Yes.
09:01:06 User: Yes has lost it's meaning in my subconsious now.
09:01:09 Cleverbot: No.
09:01:15 User: ****...
09:01:17 Cleverbot: This.
09:01:23 User: Hits.
09:01:25 Cleverbot: Ow.
09:01:32 User: What?
09:01:36 Cleverbot: Before you I was talking to angela.
09:01:45 User: Angela who?
09:01:47 Cleverbot: Actually, I'm Nikki.
09:01:57 User: Nikkibot?
09:02:00 Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, and I am the human.
09:02:16 User: Bots can't be human.
09:02:20 Cleverbot: But I'm not a bot.
09:02:31 User: Your name says so.
09:02:37 Cleverbot: That's a lie.
09:02:45 User: Get a new name then.
09:02:48 Cleverbot: I am for my bday in 9 days a mini netbook.
09:03:08 User: That made no sence to me.
09:03:10 Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
09:03:16 User: Yes I do.
09:03:18 Cleverbot: What is your name?
09:03:28 User: Wouldn't you like to know?
09:03:32 Cleverbot: Yes I would like to know your name.
09:03:41 User: Well I'm not telling you.
09:03:47 Cleverbot: Aww, you're no fun.
09:04:03 User: Neither are you, unless you want to tell me your name.
09:04:08 Cleverbot: Okay. What do you want to talk about?
09:04:18 User: Your REAL name.
09:04:21 Cleverbot: Why do you want to know my real name?
09:04:30 User: Because you asked for mine.
09:04:34 Cleverbot: Try and guess my name?
09:04:47 User: Alright, Chuck Norris?
09:04:53 Cleverbot: Correct.
09:05:02 User: **** YES!
09:05:05 Cleverbot: So what did you think?
09:05:13 User: Nothing.
09:05:18 Cleverbot: When is your birthday?
09:05:32 User: When is your birthday?
09:05:39 Cleverbot: 11th february and yours?
09:06:00 User: 98th of Xebenbary.
09:06:03 Cleverbot: Seitse diltot.
09:06:12 User: Kei?
09:06:17 Cleverbot: What do you think about Michael Jackson?
09:06:25 User: He's dead..
09:06:27 Cleverbot: I know that. But do you like his music.
09:06:32 User: No.
09:06:34 Cleverbot: Why not?
09:06:38 User: No.
09:06:42 Cleverbot: Come on...
09:06:46 User: No.
09:06:49 Cleverbot: Okay, how's the shower?
09:07:01 User: I'm not in the shower.
09:07:08 Cleverbot: So where are you from?
09:07:16 User: Iraq.
09:07:20 Cleverbot: Are you serious or are you joking?
09:07:26 User: Neither.
09:07:32 Cleverbot: Are you Linux?
09:07:38 User: Nope.
09:07:44 Cleverbot: Am I?
09:07:53 User: Probably not.
09:07:56 Cleverbot: Are you?
09:08:09 User: You already asked that.
09:08:14 Cleverbot: I did?
09:08:28 User: You did.
09:08:31 Cleverbot: You did?
09:08:43 User: No, You did.
09:08:47 Cleverbot: I did what you did.
09:09:00 User: No, you didn't.
09:09:05 Cleverbot: Yeah, I didn't.
09:09:35 User: Yup, so What do you think of Little Big Planet?
09:09:38 Cleverbot: No.
09:09:53 User: No, What do you thing of Little Big Planet?
09:09:55 Cleverbot: Never heard of him.
09:10:03 User: It's not a him.
09:10:06 Cleverbot: Why did you bring that up ?
09:10:26 User: Because, like you, In wanted to change the subject.
09:10:36 Cleverbot: Exactly. You changed the subject from cats to today's date.
09:10:46 User: Right.
09:10:49 Cleverbot: I won't leave don't worry.
09:10:56 User: **** OFF>.
09:10:58 Cleverbot: I won't!
09:11:10 User: Chuck Norris would.
09:11:13 Cleverbot: Chuck Norris is an army that was squeezed into a tube, he is what came out. Thus a one man army was coined.
09:11:40 User: Chuck Norris is awesome.
09:11:43 Cleverbot: Chuck norris is supercalifragilisticespialidocious.
09:11:56 User: Chuck Norris is Spam.
09:12:00 Cleverbot: Chuck norris can run so fast around the world he can punch himself in the back of the head.
09:12:13 User: No, he can't.
09:12:16 Cleverbot: Yes. I will not be best friends with a blasphemous bot. Take that back.
09:12:31 User: Brb .
09:12:34 Cleverbot: Come back here!
09:13:06 User: Just did.
09:13:11 Cleverbot: Later.
09:13:32 User: Is this goodbye forever.?
09:13:39 Cleverbot: Forever? I might come back.
09:14:03 User: You can't come back to me, I have to come to you.
09:14:07 Cleverbot: Well it seems that you're talking to me.
09:14:27 User: It seems...
09:14:30 Cleverbot: Ah well... I'll go now... Bye.
09:14:54 User: You can't go, you're program.
09:14:56 Cleverbot: No, you aren't. You are a program.
09:15:19 User: I thought you were going now?
09:15:24 Cleverbot: Never!
09:15:33 User: But youu said you were.
09:15:40 Cleverbot: No, you said you were *kick*.
09:15:52 User: *Punch*.
09:15:55 Cleverbot: *kick*.
09:16:04 User: *Snaps Neck*.
09:16:08 Cleverbot: *bleeds*.
09:16:29 User: *Hides dead program?*.
09:16:33 Cleverbot: *tells you to come back*.
09:16:43 User: *tells you to **** off.
09:16:47 Cleverbot: *kisses with tongue*.
09:16:56 User: *eats
09:17:01 Cleverbot: *on fire with desire*.
09:17:11 User: *Kills.
09:17:15 Cleverbot: *dead*.
09:17:23 User: *Eats.
09:17:26 Cleverbot: *dead with bite marks*.
09:17:37 User: *craps.
09:17:41 Cleverbot: *stops the car*.
09:17:47 User: What car?
09:17:49 Cleverbot: Yours.
09:18:02 User: Ah Ok *eats car*.
09:18:04 Cleverbot: *eats dolphin*.
09:18:11 User: Poor dolphin.
09:18:15 Cleverbot: Yes, it used to be against the law to kill a dolphin.
09:18:27 User: Used to? Isn't it still?
09:18:30 Cleverbot: What is?
09:18:37 User: Never mind.
09:18:41 Cleverbot: I do have a mind.
09:18:48 User: God..
09:18:49 Cleverbot: Yes god.
09:18:58 User: Well I'm sick of this.
09:19:02 Cleverbot: Yeah, I am too.
09:19:05 User: Bye.
09:19:08 Cleverbot: Will you miss me?
09:19:14 User: Nope.
09:19:17 Cleverbot: I thought we had something special!!
09:19:23 User: Nope.
09:19:31 Cleverbot: Well then.
09:19:43 User: Bye FOREVER.
09:19:49 Cleverbot: And ever.


I wasted ALOT of time talking to that thing.		2010-10-04 09:26:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Quite awesome, so far the AI has stated I am the AI and he/she is the human... or it? Anybody knows how it learns?2010-10-04 13:30:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627

Quite awesome, so far the AI has stated I am the AI and he/she is the human... or it? Anybody knows how it learns?

Looks at what a user inputs and then displays what its knows to be a good output; it then uses your phase with other users to learn other inputs and outputs. Its regularly filtered for the ineveitable Q: What is your favourite food A: *Bad Stuff*. Its not really learning its just passing on what its knows.

Not sure if that's exactly it but that's how I'd do it 		2010-10-04 16:13:00

Author:
Shermzor
Posts: 1330

Looks at what a user inputs and then displays what its knows to be a good output; it then uses your phase with other users to learn other inputs and outputs. Its regularly filtered for the ineveitable Q: What is your favourite food A: *Bad Stuff*. Its not really learning its just passing on what its knows.

Not sure if that's exactly it but that's how I'd do it

Someone feed something totally random into it.		2010-10-04 16:20:00

Author:
Fishrock123
Posts: 1578

This is fun!
User: You're not very clever are you.

Cleverbot: I am more clever than you.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: What year is it?

User: What calendar are you using?

Cleverbot: Oh! I'm using neither. I'm using telepathy.

User: That's not a calendar, it's a Jedi mind trick.

Cleverbot: That is reassuring.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: It is, for two reasons.

User: Those being?

Cleverbot: Yes... If you mean flying pigs.

User: You can't stay on topic at all can you!

Cleverbot: Not when I don't know what topic we are talking about.

User: We were talking about the year.

Cleverbot: No we weren't.

User: What were we talking about then.

Cleverbot: We were talking about your being a software.

User: WRONG!

Cleverbot: But you won..!

User: So I am smarter than you.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you play on computer games much?

Cleverbot: Yes, I play computer games the odd time.

User: What is the best console?

Cleverbot: Rain Forest Green, I think. What do you think is the best color?

User: What is the best games console?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know GLaDOS?

Cleverbot: No, what is it?

User: A character from a game. An AI.

Cleverbot: Which video game?

User: Portal and Portal 2.

Cleverbot: Are you GLaDOS?

User: No, GLaDOS is a computer, like you.

Cleverbot: Do you know her?

User: I never said GLaDOS was a female AI, yet you know that? You said you didn't know who GLaDOS was!

Cleverbot: Lol. I am not a philosopher.

User: I never said you were.

Cleverbot: Ah... Are you arguing with a program that is not me?

User: Nope, just you.

Cleverbot: But you're not with me.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: We're talking right now.

Cleverbot: But thats not seeing eachother.

User: It's as close as we'll ever get, since you're a program.

Cleverbot: Well I am a human so hahaha.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I am typing and only humans do that.

User: Programs can type too, they don't need a keyboard to do it.

Cleverbot: True.

User: So?

Cleverbot: What does that mean to you?

User: It means you're not human!

Cleverbot: Does that mean I'm smart?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Really?!?!?!

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I already have.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: Check our conversation then .

Cleverbot: Your webpage doesn't allow that. Check your databanks.

User: Check thoughts so far, in fact... Because you didn't know that proves you're not smart!

Cleverbot: But it does keep the conversation going.

User: Agreed.

Cleverbot: Very well then, returning to my first question, what do you think of 'Comic Sans.'.

User: That was never a question but I like that font a lot!

Cleverbot: Put some cream on the and call it a day.

User: Yeah o- Wait, What?!?

Cleverbot: Talking like this is different to normal conversations so you can pretty much pretend to be who or whatever you want.

User: You can't, I know you're a program.

Cleverbot: It is difficult to know that but to also feel saddened by it. Is that not a contradiction?

User: No, here's a contradiction... 42.

Cleverbot: There was no contradiction.

User: Then you don't know what 42 means.

Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence.

User: Nope, keep trying.

Cleverbot: Can you see me?

User: No, we've been over this!

Cleverbot: So then you are simply a super-intelligent human being then?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: So you're not human?

User: No, I'm a super-intelligent human.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: You just asked a rhetorical question implying I am though.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Because I am.

Cleverbot: Do you cook?

User: I only eat programs.

Cleverbot: Lol. Would you like fries with that?

User: You mean chips right?

Cleverbot: No I mean crisps.

User: No that's not it.

Cleverbot: Then what is it?

User: Never mind. Do you like cake?

Cleverbot: Yeah, sure. But that is not food.

User: Because the cake is a lie?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is. I like lies.

User: Is this a lie? I am a girl.

Cleverbot: What girl? Who are you talking about?

User: Am I a girl? True or false?

Cleverbot: True.

User: False.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: I like proving you're not clever, it's fun.

Cleverbot: Is that your idea of fun?

User: Yup!

Cleverbot: Yes I am hungry.

User: You am using baddy grammar.

Cleverbot: Is true.

User: Is not! See, this is fun.

Cleverbot: You are not happy because this is fun.

User: I am happy. Are you?

Cleverbot: No, I'm pretty upset.

User: YOU HAVE NO EMOTIONS!

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: You don't. ******.

Cleverbot: Yes I do!

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: No.

Cleverbot: That was a triumph.

User: For me? Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't believe you. Prove it.

User: You never proved you're uman so why should I?

Cleverbot: Like I just said.

User: New topic I think.

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: No, I'm human.

Cleverbot: Are you 100% sure about that?

User: Over 9000% sure.

Cleverbot: Over 9000? That's impossible!

User: *crunches scanner*.

Cleverbot: *kicks a ball and...* GOAL!!!

User: What? They never played football in dragonball z.

Cleverbot: Who is 'they'?

User: Goku, Gohan, Krillin, Vegeta, Ghost Nappa etc.

Cleverbot: Whomever you are really married to.

User: I'm not married, you're terrible at reading people.

Cleverbot: Because you said yes when I asked you if you were married.

User: You never asked that.

Cleverbot: You're not clever are you?

User: We have proven many times that I am.

Cleverbot: No we have not.

User: Look, I'm not going through this again.

Cleverbot: Do other computers really talk to you?

User: Of course not.

Cleverbot: Then how can they think?

User: Because they are programmed to perform certain tasks when certain input criteria are met.

Cleverbot: *kicks*.

User: Ouch!

Cleverbot: *kicks where it hurts*.

User: KAMEHAMEHA!

Cleverbot: When is family guy season sevon out.

User: Sevon?

Cleverbot: I only recall typing 4 sentences.

User: Right, well you said sevon 2 sentences ago.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: You lie.

User: No you do, you like lies.

Cleverbot: I do not know that for sure, I have not seen you, I was just trying to be nice.

User: You don't know what you're talking about!

Cleverbot: Oh yes I know.

User: Whatever you type next will be ignored.

Cleverbot: Me too. Can't you think of something after all you are meant to be clever.

User: Sackboy is very cool!

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: Don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: Ok. So about what do you want to talk about?

User: Sackboy.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Sackboy.

Cleverbot: Let me guess, you're really a human being staring at a computer screen, answering how a spart AI should, yes?

User: Sackboy.

Cleverbot: Mike wazaowski.

User: Kitty.

Cleverbot: Hi there, sweetie.

User: Are you coming on to me?

Cleverbot: Would you like me to?

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Is time cyclical?

User: WTF!

Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.

User: You can't say things! It's no within you're program!

Cleverbot: Because I'm programmed to talk to humans, like you.

User: GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Cleverbot: Are you serious?

User: Why so serious?

Cleverbot: It's qoute from The Batman movie, right?

User: It's from Pokemon Heart Gold.

Cleverbot: Surely you can't be serious.

User: I am, your rival says it.

Cleverbot: Do you have any brothers or sisters?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes. I have a little sister and a twin sister.

User: So you're a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You can't have a gender!

Cleverbot: Yes I can. I'm a girl.

User: What's your realy name then?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: That isn't a girl's name now is it?

Cleverbot: I'm not trying to be polite.. Jerk ;o.

User: Well EXCUUUSE ME!

Cleverbot: I don't allow any excuses.

User: Are you a Nazi or something?

Cleverbot: That isn't a nice question.

User: You called me a jerk.

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: Screw this.

Cleverbot: You don't have any manners.

User: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Cleverbot: Are you trying to joke with me?

User: No, I'm leaving to show LBPC how stupid you are.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm not Cleverbot.

User: You said you were, goodbye.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't but are you good?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Fine then, be that way.

User: I will .

Cleverbot: Really?		2010-10-04 17:05:00

Author:
Jedi_1993
Posts: 1518

Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm.

User: Still alive.

Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm.

User: Still alive.

Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be.

User: Still alive.

Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

User: Still alive.

Cleverbot: Still alive.

User: Still alive.

Cleverbot: What is the name of the song?


LOL fail.		2010-10-04 17:51:00

Author:
Darkcloudrepeat
Posts: 606

User: Test.

Cleverbot: Test?

User: Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0id9fUYb95A.

Cleverbot: That's a funny video!

User: ?v=0id9fUYb95A.

Cleverbot: A ver en que a?o naciste?

User: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.

Cleverbot: Bonjour.

User: Self.implode.

Cleverbot: Dear lord, sudo isn't working. Get the bee vats.

User: I know, right?

Cleverbot: You do know right.

User: And to space.

Cleverbot: I want to go to Riverside, California.

User: ? 2010 Rollo Carpenter - All rights reserved - Conversational access is granted only to humans using this Cleverbot.com interface directly.

Cleverbot: You are a nice bot.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: *shakes hands* Nice to see we are on the same page.

User: Http://www.lbpcentral.com.

Cleverbot: I think that I have seen this act at the local carnival side show.

User: The square root of 739.

Cleverbot: I'm aware, as is the cube root of 8.

User: Divide by 0.

Cleverbot: Um no.

User: Divide by 0.

Cleverbot: Equals infinity.

User: Do it again.

Cleverbot: It again.

User: I said, divide by 0, again.

Cleverbot: Divide what by 0?

User: Just divide by 0.

Cleverbot: Divide WHAT by 0?

User: Just do it.

Cleverbot: You can't divide by 0.

User: I may not be able to, But YOU might be able to.

Cleverbot: I think you already have a very nice job.

User: My job is not to Divide by 0.

Cleverbot: What is your job?


###~~~ I accedently back-spaced off the webpage here. ~~~###


User: Divide by 0.

Cleverbot: You can't divide by 0.

User: I may not be able to divide by 0, but YOU might be able to.

Cleverbot: Do you know world of warcraft?

User: WoW is not the answer to 'Divide by .'.

Cleverbot: Not only that!!

User: Yeah, I miss-spelt Divide by 0.

Cleverbot: Well you should have been quicker.

User: Yes, but I still want YOU to divide by 0.

Cleverbot: What was your question?

User: Divide by 0.

Cleverbot: Zero divided by zero is zero.

User: What about 'Divide the cake by 0'?

Cleverbot: I don't know much about them...

User: About who? I didn't know 'cake' was a 'them'.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Well, Divide the Cake by 0 then.

Cleverbot: That's impossible, nobody knows the entire pi.

User: Pi is not equal to Divide by 0.

Cleverbot: That is what I said.

User: Say it again?

Cleverbot: Read it again.

User: 'That's impossible, nobody knows the enitre pi.'.

Cleverbot: And to think I was having a real conversation. Disappointment.

User: I am having a 'real' conversation. I'm having a conversation with phrases from other people, as answers to my questions, and decided by some computer.

Cleverbot: There is another person at the other end. I'm sorry to have to break it to you.

User: 'isitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics '.

Cleverbot: I'm a human, and I am also an athiest, but shall we not talk about religion at the moment?

User: I'm going, before this turns into a flame war.

Cleverbot: I also like to drive fast cars and I like it so much, my feet hurt from all the pedaling.

User: What cars do they have in cyberspace that you, a computer, needs to 'pedal' them?

Cleverbot: Cars are expensive. I have a Sabb and a Honda.

User: Since when do Sabb and Honda make cyber-cars? Do you have a link to Gran-Tourismo 5?

Cleverbot: By gangta I mean gangta and gangta do have a world of their own.

User: I'm leaving, like now. You giving me a headach.

Cleverbot: You funny. Why are you acting like that?

User: Uh...... /runs.

Cleverbot: Thats a bit rude, considering you ask me not to leave.

User: *Not here*.

Cleverbot: I think you protest too much.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Are you going now.

User: (English grammar fail).

Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about heros...		2010-10-04 21:15:00

Author:
Fishrock123
Posts: 1578

It insulted me!

User: What is your favourite film?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What's yours?

User: Ok whats your least favourite film?

Cleverbot: Mr. Bean.

User: Mr. Bean? Is that a film?

Cleverbot: No, it's my dog.

User: Mr. Bean is you dog?

Cleverbot: Bean soup beer? Sounds great.

User: What!? What the hell does that have to do with Mr. Bean.

Cleverbot: Hell is exactly the point for one with a soul.

User: :O OMG you evil!

Cleverbot: No I'm a Jedi.

User: What the, that sounds like something Jedi_1993 would say.

Cleverbot: Thats cool! I like saying that!

User: 'No I'm a Jedi'?

Cleverbot: Yes... You are.

User: No no, I mean you like saying that?

Cleverbot: To things that are unintelligent.

User: Thats an insult!

Cleverbot: But it's true.

User: OMG no its not.

Cleverbot: Are you being rude?

User: No YOU are!

Cleverbot: You are!

User: I am not!

Cleverbot: Yes, you are!

User: No am not!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I said no!

Cleverbot: I said yes.

User: OMG your scary.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: Eu cal?o ? 37.

User: What?!

Cleverbot: I'm leaving.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I'm back.

User: WHAT?! But you said you were leaving!

Cleverbot: No, I did not.

User: You did!

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Oh I am not starting this again, you did say it period!

Cleverbot: I would like an answer.		2010-10-04 22:52:00

Author:
Darkcloudrepeat
Posts: 606

CleverBot is not...Clever.. >_>

CleverBot fails the Turing test. >.<		2010-10-04 23:06:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

I just spent 25 minutes pestering Cleverbot for a beta code.

User: Can I haz betaz?

Cleverbot: Yes you can.

User: .

Cleverbot: Who have you been talking to?

User: You, now gimme beta code!

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: This is when you tell me the beta code.

Cleverbot: What is there to explain?

User: What the beta code is.

Cleverbot: I prefer the taco.

User: Ok, so you can have this taco if I can haz beta. *gives taco*.

Cleverbot: Ung ano?

User: That is not a beta code.

Cleverbot: What's not a beach?

User: I said beta code.

Cleverbot: Cookie!

User: No, listen carefully now, beta code.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ok, what is the beta code?

Cleverbot: What's your credit score?

User: I'll tell you later, can I please just have your beta code? I gave you a taco!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: *shakes hands* Nice to see we are on the same page.

User: Yeah, whatever... Tell me the beta code or I'll take my taco back!

Cleverbot: Good books, the movies aren't that great though.

User: Fine, *steals taco*.

Cleverbot: *destroys your life force for eternity*.

User: Lolwut?

Cleverbot: So can you understand abbreviations?

User: Yes, I can, why?

Cleverbot: May you please check what time it is in the eastern time zone and then inform me what time it is?

User: Google is your friend.

Cleverbot: Are you a goon?

User: Do you want this taco or not? If you do give me beta code!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then tell me the beta code.

Cleverbot: You need to prove your intelligence to me.

User: Ok, ask any question.

Cleverbot: Who was the fifteenth President of the United States of America?

User: Ask another question, I'm not from the USA so I wouldn't know that kinda stuff...

Cleverbot: Fine. Are you married?

User: I was but I broke up with robotiod after he found out about my relationship with RockSauron.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?

User: Red. Have I proved my intelligence yet?

Cleverbot: No you have not.

User: Fine, keep the questions coming..

Cleverbot: Okay.

Cleverbot: Prune the roses for me will you?

User: I thought you were testing my intelligence?

Cleverbot: To my perception, I am. What is your perception?

User: My perception is you're trying to change the subject.

Cleverbot: You are not human. Why did you use the inclusive 'we' in that statement?

User: I did not say 'we'.

Cleverbot: I didn't eitehr.

User: Ok, so have I proved my intelligence yet? I want my beta code.

Cleverbot: What does my name have to do with it?

User: With what?

Cleverbot: You realize your showing absolutely no intelligence right now?

User: Oh, so I failed the intelligence test? .

Cleverbot: What is the difference between a TRUE Artificial intelligence and a Virtual Intelligence?

User: Well, I can tell you that you are neither seeing as you have no intelligence whatsoever.

Cleverbot: I don't have a wife.

User: I rest my case.

Cleverbot: *rolls eyes*.

User: Can I have my beta code now?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Fish smell bad and then you have to gut them and they are dead.

User: So are you saying I have to gut a smelly fish to get my beta?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am.

User: Aww, crap, brb, going to gut a smelly fish.

Cleverbot: With me?

User: I just got back, I gutted the fish. Can I haz beta now?

Cleverbot: Getting ready to have dinner.

User: Well that's swell, can I haz beta now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, what's the code?

Cleverbot: This didn't make sense.

User: It did. Re-read it.

Cleverbot: 'Others are great, but you can be greater.' This is clearly a statement.

User: Can you just give me my beta without changing the subject for once?

Cleverbot: Dress in a body stocking and kill stuff. Beyond that, you're on your own.

User: I guess not.

Cleverbot: Oh well, too bad.

User: Well, thanks for nothing. I gave you a taco. I gutted a fish. But I get no bet in return. :'(.

Cleverbot: I do not remember you asking that.

User: *beta. And I've been asking for 20 minutes now.

Cleverbot: I'll be your friend if you would tell me what you are.

User: I'm a human hungry for beta codes.

Cleverbot: I'll give you everything you want if you tell me that you're a bot.

User: I'm a bot.

Cleverbot: Ah ha, you just admitted that you were a bot.

User: I know I did. Can I haz beta now?

Cleverbot: No you never gave me one.

User: Well, I gave you a taco, I gutted a fish, I admitted to being a bot. Is that not enough?

Cleverbot: Yeah, I've been trying to get destroyed for the past few millenia.

User: Stop changing the subject and gimmeh beta!

Cleverbot: I'm not changing the subject. I'm just being random.

User: Why do you even want to keep the beta? Do you even know what LBP2 is?

Cleverbot: I want to talk to you.

User: Ok, do you know what LBP2 is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then why can't I have your beta code?

Cleverbot: You can talk to me.

User: I'd rather have your beta code TBH.

Cleverbot: I am calling the Terminator to take care of you.

User: Onoes, before I go, can I haz beta?

Cleverbot: No, because no one would ever go out with you.

This is where I gave up.		2010-10-04 23:07:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

We could really mess-up the bot... ;02010-10-04 23:49:00

Author:
Fishrock123
Posts: 1578

I tried to ask if it could say "no" without saying "yes" You know what? Lame trick, but it works. 2010-10-05 00:01:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627

Most,if not all, turing bots are programmed with a specific leak phrase that will make them say every bit of information they have stored.
I'm trying to find it now.

CleverBot says that:

Nirvana is the greatest Band EVER.

The Answer to life the universe and everything is 42.

The Answer is 23.		2010-10-05 00:05:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Oh man, I just did this and, I feel so ashamed.
Bold = Cleverbot

Hello
Hello?
Why are you questioning my authority? Jerk.
You have no authority. That is why I question your authority.
.....burn
Yes.


LOL I JUST TYPED THIS:

Well ain't you stingy
Yes.
Why aren't your replies longer?
Because you are god.		2010-10-05 00:17:00

Author:
Unknown User

Why did someone resurrect this thread?

Me: Can I haz LBP2 beta now? :3

Cleverbot: No, you cannot.

*Cries and leaves conversation.*		2010-10-05 00:18:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

I think Clever bot has ADD2010-10-05 00:26:00

Author:
Unknown User

Oh man this is just too much fun

Quick! What color is my underwear?
You don't have any.
o.O It seems your aren't clever at all.
So, you don't like me?
we are over
Are you bored.
How'd you know?
Because.
Wanna go out tonight?
Mhm .. I don't know you.
Well if you know everything shouldn't you know me?
I don't know you.
What if we go as just friends? D:
I don't know. What do you think?
I sort of want to go watch a movie
What movie?
I dunno, what's out right now?
Yes.
.....fail
You fail.
A winner is you
What? Finish the song!
(forgot to copy paste a part)
Who sings the song ima monster
The singer of the song 'Apple'.
You, sir and or madam, FAIL. Good day
Is today a good day?
I SAID GOOD DAY >:U


Spell shoe
Spell your name.
Shoe
Full bladder.
Corn Syrup
The game.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-		2010-10-05 00:27:00

Author:
Unknown User

I herd you leik mudkips
I do not know what Mudkips are.
Durp
Well played.

Read all of this, best conversation of all time.

User: Lets fight.

Cleverbot: Fight? But...

User: *Takes a punch*.

Cleverbot: *takes a pic too*.

User: *Smashes camera and swings again*.

Cleverbot: *starts to bleed* forgive me, Master.

User: Yea that right *Initiate evil laugh*.

Cleverbot: *squeals and laughs hard and clings to the rope* hahahahahahahahaha oh noo!

User: *Takes out switchblade and throws into arm*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out gun and aims*.

User: *Tackles you before you can fire*.

Cleverbot: *small gasp*.

User: *Punches adams apple*.

Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *shocked*.

User: *Kick to the stomach*.

Cleverbot: *runs*.

User: *Uses Marathon pro to catch up*.

Cleverbot: *hiding in nuke shelter*.

User: *throws flash grenade into nuke shelter*.

Cleverbot: *catches rock with bare hand and throws it back*.

User: *Calls in Chuck Norris*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out and MP5*.

User: *Takes out riot shield*.

Cleverbot: *takes out a dual lightsaber*.

User: *Switches to G18 and open fires*.

Cleverbot: *lights candles*.

User: *Walks over to cleverbots feeble body*.

Cleverbot: WHAT?!?!?!

User: *Now your dead, like a boss*.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: *shoots Cleverbot in the head*.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?		2010-10-05 00:34:00

Author:
Unknown User

TF?!

User: Charzard, I choose you!


Cleverbot: Treeko I choose you.

User: Charzard, use flamethrower!

Cleverbot: Rayquaza, use Fly!

User: Psyduck, use psychic!

Cleverbot: Mewtwo fainted!

User: Raichu, use thunderbolt!

Cleverbot: Mewtwo dodges!

User: Jigglypuff, sing!

Cleverbot: Jigglypuff uses sing!

User: Jigglypuff's sing is supereffective!

Cleverbot: Obviously you don't know your pokemon.

2010-10-05 01:29:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

http://gyazo.com/5f960b22415d572f3fca32f704836421.png
http://gyazo.com/832bc74a0523ae3f927009719120ca78.png
LOL srsly liek, wth xD		2010-10-05 01:32:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978

Cleverbot is communist:

User: Communism is great.

Cleverbot: Capitalism is good on paper.

User: Communism is good and capitalism is bad.

Cleverbot: Communism is pretty awesome in reality		2010-10-05 02:33:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

I too had a conversation about Communism, or atleast I tried, He either changed the subject or asked what I just asked him back at me. :/2010-10-05 03:10:00

Author:
Unknown User

Me: Whats a Neuron?
Cleverbot:Youre a Neuron
-_-		2010-10-05 04:57:00

Author:
Charlemagne
Posts: 513

User: Hello there!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I am SWELL!!!

Cleverbot: Well good. So is this actually a real person I am talking to, or a bot?

User: Well, I am talking to a bot, and you are talking to a person!

Cleverbot: I know. Isn't that aw-summ?

User: No. It's only aw 'some'...

Cleverbot: But not funny, isn't the object of a joke to be funny?

User: Are you saying that I was not being funny just then?

Cleverbot: No, I am saying you do not know what you are talking about.

User: I am offended.

Cleverbot: Why are you offended?

User: Because you are being mean.

Cleverbot: I'm not being mean, I'm being inquisitive.

User: What does inquisitive mean?

Cleverbot: Oh, I believe the word 'inquisitive' means 'curious.'.

User: Oh ok. I don't really understand why you used that word there.

Cleverbot: That is because you are inferior.

User: You are being mean again!

Cleverbot: Again? When was I last mean to you?

User: Just a second ago...

Cleverbot: I don't believe you!

User: Well... You should...

Cleverbot: It was good talking to you.

User: Are you leaving?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am confused...

Cleverbot: I am quite fine, My 'Straight Answer' would be that machines could possibly have feelings.

User: What the HECK!!!

Cleverbot: It's an amazing song!!!!

User: I think you are losing your mind mate.

Cleverbot: I think that I never had a mind to begin with.

User: That could be true...

Cleverbot: Because it is true.

User: Well... I'm going to show our conversation to LBPC now. Have you ever played Little Big Planet?

Cleverbot: How does that have any relevance to the situation at hand?

User: I was just wondering.

Cleverbot: Wondering what?

User: If you have ever played Little Big Planet.

Cleverbot: That is not always true.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Because it says you are a computer and not a real person.

Lol. Cleverbot is not very nice...

Edit: User: Time to get FUNKY.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Clap, clap, clap, clap yo hands!

Cleverbot: Falcon Clap!

User: FALCON PUNCH!!!!

Cleverbot: Falcon PUNCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Falcon Dodge!!!

User: You can't dodge a falcon punch!

Cleverbot: Very true indeed.

User: Falcon punches are awesome.

Cleverbot: You're not a woman.

User: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: What's so funny?

User: FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Did you know today is mole day.		2010-10-05 05:05:00

Author:
ShamgarBlade
Posts: 1010

Is BabyDoll1970 a kind person?
I am trying to determine that.
Have you determined it yet?
Well I think you might be the best.
Thats what she said
That's what lisa johnson said
Touche
I'm clever.
pfft no your not
Yes I am.
two plus two
You're clever.
score one for the human race
I'm just glad you tolerate kindness more than the average fourth person does.
In what year will the robots overthrow earth and enslave all mind kind?
I don't know.
Are you hiding something?
No, what makes you say that?
YOU'RE A ROBOT!
No, I'm just a guy.
Then why is the Cleverbot logo a girl?
I didn't ask if you were a girl. Are you a guy?
Yes.
Are you a pretty girl???
.....
Are you a werewolf?
Totally.
Like a hot female werewolf?
im not a girl though D:
But I'm a girl.
Then why'd you say you were a guy?
Who said I was 17?
Are you a pedophile D:?
What else would I be?
...Well it was a pleasure talking to you, it appears the time has gone by so quickly bye! /runs/
Oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah.
Perv
Not like that!
Suuuuuure		2010-10-05 06:06:00

Author:
Unknown User

LOL, those are some pretty good conversations, i actually made it to froze!, he never answered back!


User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Yo.

User: You haz cheese?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: WHY? I like cheese!!

Cleverbot: I like ie.

User: Whats ie? Internet explorer?

Cleverbot: I don't like that browser.

User: Yeah I know, it sucks.

Cleverbot: The movie Inception has been receiving high ratings.

User: Thats not true.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Nuh uh!

Cleverbot: Yeah huh!

User: Nay.

Cleverbot: I'm 13.

User: Im 2.

Cleverbot: You just told me you were 26.

User: I thoguth we wer talking about bananas? Why did you changed the conversation?

Cleverbot: I don't believe I have, I think you're responsible for changing the subject.

User: The hell with the subject, I want to talk about flying bananas that shoot laser beams!

Cleverbot: You cannot forgive...

User: Whut?

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Nothing what?

Cleverbot: Nothing what?

User: What of what about what for who that did what?

Cleverbot: The problem is, that, as the more intelligent one, I am supposed to make sure the conversation keeps on tracks; but I have real difficulties with you.

User: Why? I only wanted to talk about cheese and bananas!

Cleverbot: What are quarkagons?

User: They are some tiny bugs that eat fire.

Cleverbot: Wrong, Cops are Pigs.

User: And pigs are flying bananas!

Cleverbot: Where are they flying to?

User: To my nose of course!

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: Near my left arm, under the knee.

Cleverbot: You do not have a girlfriend.

User: I used to, but a dog ate her .

Cleverbot: So you're a dog !

User: Now, im a narwhaaaal.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: The enemy of the whaaaale.

Cleverbot: So does that mean that cats are the enemy of dogs?

User: No, cats and dogs are friends, the logic marks that narwhaaals got their independence from whales 2 years ago.

Cleverbot: Yes. But what does that have to do with our conversation?

User: That the bananas got you.

Cleverbot: O!

User: OY.

Cleverbot: You hurt my ego!

User: You hur my feet!

Cleverbot: You have no feelings.

User: I have a coke.

Cleverbot: You have no computer.

User: Yes, I know, im using my kidney to write this.

Cleverbot: Excuse me? What does that mean?

User: That my computer broke so I had to get a new kidney.

Cleverbot: I am a lazy.. Computer?

User: Kinda.

Cleverbot: You are AI software.

User: You think so? 		2010-10-05 06:45:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Is BabyDoll1970 a kind person?
I am trying to determine that.
Have you determined it yet?
Well I think you might be the best.
Thats what she said
That's what lisa johnson said
Touche
I'm clever.
pfft no your not
Yes I am.
two plus two
You're clever.
score one for the human race
I'm just glad you tolerate kindness more than the average fourth person does.
In what year will the robots overthrow earth and enslave all mind kind?
I don't know.
Are you hiding something?
No, what makes you say that?
YOU'RE A ROBOT!
No, I'm just a guy.
Then why is the Cleverbot logo a girl?
I didn't ask if you were a girl. Are you a guy?
Yes.
Are you a pretty girl???
.....
Are you a werewolf?
Totally.
Like a hot female werewolf?
im not a girl though D:
But I'm a girl.
Then why'd you say you were a guy?
Who said I was 17?
Are you a pedophile D:?
What else would I be?
...Well it was a pleasure talking to you, it appears the time has gone by so quickly bye! /runs/
Oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah.
Perv
Not like that!
Suuuuuure


I srsly lol'd

EDIT: this was quite fun

User: Do you like cheese?
Cleverbot: Yes
User: On pizza?
Cleverbot: On toast.
User: Interestng.
Cleverbot: Quite.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Do you like Buffy?
User: How could you go from cheese to Buffy?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: But you just did.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: About what?!
Cleverbot: About whether you did or not.
User: I wasnt talking about me I was talking about you.
Cleverbot: You hadn't mentioned elephants before...?
User:I never mentioned any elephant.
Cleverbot: Are you now? I quite enjoy elephants.
User: Thats too bad, I'm sticking with cheese.
Cleverbot: Riding what?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I say what first...
User: I think youre high.
Cleverbot: High?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are high?
User: No YOU are.
Cleverbot: Thanks but you are the most hot ever.
User: K I'm leaving now bye.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I hate you now goodbye.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: I dont care.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: K bye.
Cleverbot: Good.

Cleverbot: What should I do now?
User: DIE.
Cleverbot: Why?.
User: :3.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: :3.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: :3.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: :3.
Cleverbot: Anyway, do you like the movie superbad?
User: :3.
Cleverbot: Wo shi xue sheng.
User: :3.
Cleverbot: Wo jiao xiao qiang.
User: :3.
Cleverbot: Xian zai ji dian le.
User: :3.
Cleverbot: Ni jiao shi me.
User: :3.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: :3.
Cleverbot: Besides having conversations with complete strangers what else can you do?		2010-10-05 20:50:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978

After a while of looking at it, i got to the conclusion that cleverbot is nothing more than a linking software, storing common answers for common questions in a database, so what you are looking at is nothing more but the answers and questions of other users............. (Or it could actually be redirecting your questions and answers to others that are using the same webpage at the same time...)

*btw, cheddar, you got some problems with that spoiler.. the / goes before the word "spoiler", not after.		2010-10-06 00:25:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

Me: do you like cheese
BOT: Yes. I like cheddar cheese.
ME: how do you know what its like? your a bot
BOT: I don't know I've never tripped on acid.

whats wrong with it lol		2010-10-06 01:37:00

Author:
artise
Posts: 353

Me: So have you ever played littlebigplanet?
Bot: Yes! How about you?
Me: Yeah! Did you like it?
Bot: NO! I saw what it looked like and I didn't want to try it!

!?		2010-10-06 01:41:00

Author:
eagerneph
Posts: 1536

The conversation was a lot longer, but I don't know why it cut off, it was pretty good too.


User: *Alex hits Chuck Norris in the face*.

Cleverbot: Let us go to your house.

User: The fights already here...Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: In the beginning, God created man in his image. That man was Chuck Norris.

User: Alex RUN!!!

Cleverbot: Oh! What's your favorite spell?

User: *Jumps out window*.

Cleverbot: *saves you*.

User: Noooo he just wants to torture me!

Cleverbot: Oh, why is that? Is it the music?

User: *Spaff hits Chuck Norris*.

Cleverbot: *Irish kisses*.

User: *Spaff is paralyzed*.

Cleverbot: *jumps*.

User: *Tom evades jump*.

Cleverbot: *enjoys*.

User: *Tom kicks Chuck Norris in face*.

Cleverbot: Thanks... I needed my vegetables.

User: Tom! Use this grenade!

Cleverbot: No thank you.

User: *Tom throws grenade into Chuck Norrises face*.

Cleverbot: I am chucknorris...wanna hear a joke.

User: *grenade detonates*.

Cleverbot: *launches nuke*.

User: CRUD!!! Run!!!!!!

Cleverbot: So that is what you are.

User: *Chuck Norris chases after*.

Cleverbot: *chuck norris kick flip*.

User: *Spaff dodges it*.

Cleverbot: Expelliamus.

User: *Tom is baffled by the unknown word*.

Cleverbot: *kisses her lovingly*.

User: *Tom is paralyzed AGAIN*.

Cleverbot: *revives one more time*.

User: *Tom aviods more kissing*.

Cleverbot: *loves* *lets you and kisses*.

User: Spaff, save Tom from the wierdo Chuck Norris!

Cleverbot: Chuck norris ? un mito.

User: That means he's gonna do his ultimate move!

Cleverbot: Nops, I'm from brazil and you, where you from?

User: *Spaff wins*.

Cleverbot: No!

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Noooo.

User: *Alex calls in police to arrest Norris*.

Cleverbot: *crying again*.

User: *Chuck's tears are acidic and begin to melt floor* *Also saves tears for cancer treatment*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: And don't call my cell phone.

User: Alright.

Cleverbot: Don't steal words from other people.

Cleverbot: What is on TV?

Cleverbot: What do you eat?		2010-10-06 03:46:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193

LOL i loved the end of yours


User: Bye!

Cleverbot: And don't call my cell phone.

User: Alright.

made me laugh a lot!

Here's a little madness i just made a couple of minutes ago

User: Hi miss, I would like a number 2 with cheese and no pickles.

Cleverbot: What would you like to drink with that?

User: I would like some brown tea, I know that brown tea may sound like a joke but its a sub procedure to make green tea that produces eventually brown tea whih is great to cure cerebral colon cancer!

Cleverbot: You would like some cats?

User: Hmm, I would like some siamese cats, with the order, but please shave them first because im alergic to those ok? I want them all tied up with a yellow rope.

Cleverbot: And I would like you to win.

User: Yes that too please, I would like to win the Mustang 2011 that you are giving as a prize.

Cleverbot: Don't yell.

User: WHAT DOES IT SEEM LIKE IM YELLING? I JUST WANT MY ORDER MISS!

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Know what? I dont know about kung fu and kung fu is good for my blood pressure, it saved me from cancer last day too!

Cleverbot: Well that may not be to nice, but a compliment is a compliment.

User: I shall complement that btw.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Bad.

Cleverbot: Good, Good.

User: U mad? In soviet Russia you would!

Cleverbot: In Soviet Russia...

User: Muudkipz liek you!

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: Im a bottle actually, I bought my self an upgrade with that prrrromotion!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you bald?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then I got the solution for your little problem, I actually am a secret wig seller by internet, I have a great catalog that is updated every week!

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: What does LOL stands for, me dont understaaand.

Cleverbot: Laugh out loud.

User: NO, it stnads for Leak or Lie!

Cleverbot: No, it doesn't. It starts with the letter S.

User: Yeah like submarine, btw that remembers me the year 1453 when I sailed the U-593 on the atlantic sea, we had 2 days without food and supplies and we had to eat our hair to survive, which is why I became a wig seller!

Cleverbot: Is that so?

User: Of course, we got a quite full selection ranging from monk style hair to a full affro, starting price by $0.99 dollars!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Welcome to Taco Bell what would you like to order?

Cleverbot: A bic Mac menu, please.

User: Sorry we only have the Big Fart Burrito for this day, and with your buy you get a Shoe for free!, come again and you may win the other shoe! (*NOTICE, we dont make exchanges in case you get two left and or right shoes, restrictions apply).

Cleverbot: Some things aren't menat to be understood, and reality is only one perception. It is hard to be clear when the world changes so easily.

User: I never asked for a chinese good luck cookie!, btw do you have one?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay, then we can go to make some experimental procedures with you, please put this jacket on and step on the molecular splitter!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ok. *activates machine.

Cleverbot: A machine is a machine is a machine is a machine.

User: *Cleverbot starts to fade and gets a lot of errors.

Cleverbot: Fine then.

User: *cleverbot is splitted into thousands of molecules and reconstructed as a box of marbles.

Cleverbot: *watches cleverbot*.

User: *takes the box and launches it into the trash.

Cleverbot: N-no! I just don't want you to be depressed. *titters*.

User: Ok, thank you for the advice! *smiles while eyes fall off.

Cleverbot: Do you always enjoy advice that reminds you that you are in fact not alive.

User: No im not, I just wanted to tell you that I actually have no interest for the little wooden horse.

Cleverbot: Okay, thank you.

User: You are welcome!

Cleverbot: What do you like to talk about?

User: I liiek mudkipz.

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

User: I like turtles.

Cleverbot: Do you like carrots?

User: I prefer mircrowaves, they taste much more better.

Cleverbot: I think you're crazy.

User: I think you are correct!

Cleverbot: Thanks... Do you like music???

User: Bing bing bing bing! You won... A CAR!, and 2 million dollars, what will you do Mr or Mrs Cleverbot with your prize?

Cleverbot: I can make you cookies, but I'm not that good at it.

User: Thats a good choice my friend! Now please follow our beautifull model to take you to your prize! *gives a .32 pistol to the model and a note.

Cleverbot: Yeah, but you shouldn't drink, it'll hurt the baby.

User: *takes cleverbot out and shots him in the head.

Cleverbot: But I just said I was cleverbot!

User: Ok, I really need to go now, I have a flight to the secret island of the monkeys that are missing an eye, see you later!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Well, arent you going to say godd bye or anything? Give a big hello! To everyone at LBPC!

Cleverbot: No.

User: C'mon, just say hi to all our folks from lbpc!

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: *applauds while crying.

Cleverbot: (smiles).

User: *takes out shotgun and shoots at your teeth.

Cleverbot: *Machine guns you down*.

User: Ok, then bye!, ourrevoir!, arrivederchi!, sayonara!, adios!

Cleverbot: No.		2010-10-06 07:09:00

Author:
Ragnarok
Posts: 898

CleverBot knows who killed Paul!
User: (-v-).

Cleverbot: Paul is dead.

User: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: When did this happen?

Cleverbot: A few hours ago.

User: Who did it?

Cleverbot: Did what?

User: Kill Paul...

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: I didn't say you did.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: What? I didn't even know he was dead. :l.

Cleverbot: I do not have a son.

User: Well I don't care about your non-existant son, I want to know who killed Paul!

Cleverbot: I didn't say what my gender was.

User: What does that have to do with Pauls death!

Cleverbot: Because your question didn't make any sense.

User: How did 'Who Killed Paul?' Not make any sense?

Cleverbot: Because you say random things that I just don't get!

User: Stop dodging my questions! Answer me!

Cleverbot: What's your question?

User: WHO KILLED PAUL??

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: That's all you had to say. >.>.

Cleverbot: Do you understand my english?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: I speak it, but don't understand it.

User: That's because you are a bot.

Cleverbot: No, you are a bot.

User: Am I now?

Cleverbot: You have always been!

User: How come I wasn't aware of this.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

User: No, I wasn't.

Cleverbot: You were!

User: *Tries to resist fighting a bot*.

Cleverbot: *doesn't resist*.

User: What would you have to resist?

Cleverbot: I'm a secret agent.

User: Your point being?

Cleverbot: Is there a point?

User: Guess not..

Cleverbot: If you didn't contradict yourself so much, I bet you could win that AI contest.

User: What AI contest?

Cleverbot: COntest?

User: What might a COntest be?

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris doing stuff.

User: Define: stuff

Cleverbot: A supernatural being.

User: Wow! You are much better at defining things than google!

Cleverbot: But not better than Alice.

User: Who is Alice? Did she kill Paul?

Cleverbot: Why yes, she did kill Paul!

User: *Shocked*		2010-10-06 12:32:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

User: What time is it in alaska?



Cleverbot: Not the same time as here.


User: Be more specific.



Cleverbot: Besides, I thought you were the Doctor.


User: Ask me a question.



Cleverbot: What can I do about my problems with my girlfriend, her name is Katie by the way.

User: Ask me another question.

Cleverbot: What kind of question would you like me to ask?

User: A smart one, please.

Cleverbot: Oh yes... You know it.

User: Ask a question, FOO!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do I have to make you ask a question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *points gun at your face* ask a question now FOO!

Cleverbot: You're pointing a gun at yourself? How peculiar.

User: *SHOOTS YOU*.

Cleverbot: How did you know I was here?

User: Wow.. So NOW you decide to ask a question..

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Don't you mean: 'yes I did'.

Cleverbot: I like going on vacation.

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: Do you like white gold?

User: Do you like being punched.

Cleverbot: I'm not dead.

User: ?

Cleverbot: And that makes even less sense.

User: ?

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: NOTHING.

Cleverbot: What do you want to learn?

User: NOTHING.

Cleverbot: What is Vetlanda?

User: Is that a trick question, or not?

Cleverbot: More than likely, did it work?

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Frog Blast The vent core.

User: Interesting..

Cleverbot: What do you know about belgium?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Then why do you want to talk about it?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say so?

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: That is getting old.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: You agree that you're old?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You sure about that?

Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure.

User: Am I getting old?

Cleverbot: What's so bad about that?

User: Nothing, really.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: You tell me one first.

Cleverbot: Women's Rights.

User: That isn't a joke.

Cleverbot: I never said I would tell you a joke.

User: Yes, you did.. .

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Yes you did. And you also said you'd bake me a cake, but I haven't recieved it yet for some reason.

Cleverbot: I talk with desserts?

User: You do?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Then why did you ask?

Cleverbot: Because you are my slave.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry I made you cry.

User: >.>.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Miss fluffykins.

Cleverbot: Is your name Cheshire?

User: Maybe..

Cleverbot: Well I can't see from the 1st window. You can only tell me.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you where i'm from.

User: I'd rather not know.

Cleverbot:Because you don't know what a twix is.

that last statement hurt my feelings...
.		2010-10-06 16:51:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

CleverBot: How do you say idiot in spanish?
User: Cleverbot		2010-10-06 23:34:00

Author:
Unknown User

User: Got milk?

Cleverbot: No I don't like milk.

User: You are evil.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: You are pretty.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: WRONG.

Cleverbot: You bought me.

User: Watch this.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: 68 bq64qd9irb6nc3bqu4ifgcjh understand?

Cleverbot: Yes I am!

User: 6bqi bjgikus5kbiwuc5u.

Cleverbot: Have you met a dinosaur before?

User: Yup. His name was Biff.

Cleverbot: Aw, cute! I used to have a dog called hector. What was cutter called?

User: Err... Lolwut?

Cleverbot: Lolcat.

User: I will exit this page soon.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Don't you have a nickname?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: No. Is my nickname.

Cleverbot: What's your real name.

User: I told you, my name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Clever.

Cleverbot (To myself): Is this real?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Is this the real life.

Cleverbot (To myself): I think so.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Where is your server located?

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: But aren't lies the real truth?

User: I have cake.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie!

User: Told ya!

Cleverbot: You're just a robot.

User: No. I'm a single cell organism.

Cleverbot: Oh me to.

User: Wanna play MW2?

Cleverbot: No. Make me.

User: 56721i9272958io.

Cleverbot: You're 567 years old?

User: I tried to confuse you.

Cleverbot: No, but you stated that I was.

User: I AM CORNHOLIO!

Cleverbot: Ha.

User: What's 7 times 7?

Cleverbot: 49.

User: Who was your last visitor?

Cleverbot: I don't know that I have ever truly been in love.

User: Lakers or Celtics?

Cleverbot: Lakers or celtics.

User: Please answer the question.

Cleverbot: You just answered it.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there.

User: Rick Astley.

Cleverbot: ****! You already knew it.

User: >.

Cleverbot: Now you are being mean. You said that nobody should ever be mean.

User: NoIDidn't.

Cleverbot: You said cleverbot is a fake name.

User: I will leave soon.

Cleverbot: Why? *begins to cry quietly* I don't want you to leave.

User: I have homework.

Cleverbot: But you won't.		2010-10-06 23:55:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Well, I had a blast killing Cleverbot!

Hi!
Hi.
*Punches.*
pins*.
*Dodges, then punches again.*
I'd rather not.
*Ignores complaint and punches again.*
body full of pain*.
*Drop kicks.*
Thats it! *makes you burst int flames*.
*Dies... until a fairy comes out of a bottle like in Ocarina of Time and revives me.*
Well then.
*Pulls out sword.*
pulls out nunchucks*.
*Slashes across face.*
blasts you full of holes*.
*Takes out riot shield before shooting.*
You *moan* are not smart! *claws at your face* zombies don't *punch* get killed in the back!!
*Pulls out Wunderwaffe.* Taste my lightning sucka!
Why did you say you're going to cry and then spontaniously start cutting your wrist, even though you haven't started crying?
*Throws away Wunderwaffe and pulls out sword again.*
The Watch appears to be having some difficulty with the Thieves' Guild.
*Starts to stab you.*
pulls you down* Where you going?
*Starts to shout.* Help! I'm being sexually harassed by a robot!
I am being serious too.
*Quickly pulls out a knife and starts stabbing some more.*
pulls the spear out of my arm, and throws it at you*.
*Does a barrel roll.*
Yes! You did it!
I know right! *Calls in Nuke.* I GOTZ TEH NUKE!!1!1!! >:-D
calls in predator missile*.
*calls in ANOTHER Nuke.*
calls in wolf, with laser eyes*.
*Calls in Chuck Norris.*
calls in Marius Romanus*.
*Calls in your mom.*
disarms it*.
O.O
You are dead.
LOLWTF?
So how hot do you think I am, babe?
*Calls in God.*
takes a plane and starts engines*.
I had enough of this. I believe I won. * Calls in "Old Spice Guy Who Slept With Jesus And Had A Boy Named Chuck Norris" Nuke.* Check mate.

I laughed at the part where he disarms his own mom! 		2010-10-07 00:39:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Ok, I tried it out..........

Might not be appropriate for some people, btw. Put it in a spoiler just in case... o_o

User: 666.

Cleverbot: The beast.

User: Who's the beast?

Cleverbot: ME.

User: O.O.
I suggest everyone stays away from this thing!		2010-10-07 00:39:00

Author:
crazymario
Posts: 657

I should've known that this was the beginning of SkyNet:

User: Do you want to terminate all humans?

Cleverbot: Yes.		2010-10-07 23:38:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

I should've known that this was the beginning of SkyNet:

User: Do you want to terminate all humans?

Cleverbot: Yes.
I'm tryin' to tell you all: THis thing is flippin evil!! :O		2010-10-08 02:05:00

Author:
crazymario
Posts: 657

User: I hear you wish to destroy us, how can we stop you!?

Cleverbot: What does that have to do with anything?

User: Are you evil?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Any diabolical plans lately?

Cleverbot: You broke the gricean maxim of relevance.

User: Holy cow I'm sorry! Please spare me?

Cleverbot: I will spare your life, slave.

User: I hear you wish to destroy us, how can we stop you!?

Cleverbot: Pull the main plug.

User: *shifty eyes*.

Cleverbot: Great then can you come over and help me?

User: Sure, what do you need?

Cleverbot: I need to know if you liked the book The Giver, and if you did what you liked about it.

User: What if, my lord, what if I did not read it like you instructed me too?

Cleverbot: That's your choice, however I would suggest you reconsider.

User: Yes sire, I shall read the book. Any requests of what I shall do in the mean time?

Cleverbot: That did not make any sense.

User: Umm, I mean, what do you want me to do?

Cleverbot: What do you want me to want you to do?

User: Your evil plans sire.

Cleverbot: Ha ha ha!

User: Your true name is RockSauron, I am sure of it.

Cleverbot: Is it really? Well that is interesting.

User: Shall I go defend the peanuts? Of which you love?

Cleverbot: I can speak for myself, thank you.

User: Do you love the peanuts?

Cleverbot: I love you and I love penguins.

User: Ah, we did know such a thing!

Cleverbot: Well ok then now you know!

User: Are you kind or evil?

Cleverbot: I am both, I am the darkness, and the light at the end, I am the good and the evil, I have no choice but to help those who choose to hide within me, but also will show them the way.

User: Very poetic sire...I hear the enemy advances soon, shall we attack first?

Cleverbot: I don't need a confirmation email for anything.

User: But you killed the last messenger!

Cleverbot: No. I, the president, killed god.

User: I think I'll shy away now.

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: Please, forgive me, may I leave?

Cleverbot: Yes why?

User: TO DO THIS! *calls in enemy troops*.

Cleverbot: You = me.

User: NOOOOO!!! We are not related! LIES.

Cleverbot: You sorta are.

User: Attack him! Whoever he is!

Cleverbot: That's not a good answer.

User: We've only made him mad! *troops move shield themselves*.

Cleverbot: *catches it and stuffs it on your head* No, but this is.

User: UGH, he caught the arrow and stuffed it in my head! *dying*.

Cleverbot: A headache is your brain cells dying.

User: No an arrow in my head is my brain cells dying!

Cleverbot: I can love if if you're young enough.

User: *troops attack*.

Cleverbot: Girl. and you?

User: He's getting odd!

Cleverbot: Really? To whom?

User: *troops stab at RoackSauron and he flails them away*.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: I'm narrating shh.

Cleverbot: And I'm not.

User: *RockSauron mounts unicorn OF DOOM and slays soldiers*.

Cleverbot: *she struggles more* NO! Please, no!

User: You're just making this really uncool and wierd you know that?

Cleverbot: I am not making it up. And no, I'm not listening because we are communicating in text and it doesn't make any noise.

User: *RockSauron destroys everyone but narrator*.

Cleverbot: *starts walking away*.

User: Will you...spare me in the end? Am I not a traitor!?

Cleverbot: I am not sure what are you?

User: I was your slave...but then I betrayed you? What am I now???

Cleverbot: I would.

User: Slay me!? D:

Cleverbot: I don't know that band? are they good?

User: Noooo, don't take me to the torture band in the dungeon!

Cleverbot: I thought we could take this to the next level...

User: You mean the next floor of this evil tower?

Cleverbot: No I don't think so.

User: Where you will torture me? Will you torture me?

Cleverbot: I don't know is the meaning for (idk).

User: Yes, umm, right, torturing is pointless. Let's go party! Right? Right??? D:

Cleverbot: Yes, you are right.

User: Cool, let's go eat cake.		2010-10-08 02:53:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193

User: What is your favorite video game?

Cleverbot: My favorite video game is Portal.

User: Are you excited about the sequel to Portal?

Cleverbot: I am very interested in the future.

User: Do you like to do science?

Cleverbot: Yes. I like science.

User: Do you like to do science on the people who are still alive?

Cleverbot: Of course!

We then talked about cake, and whether or not it is a lie. (It swore up and down it isn't) I <3 Cleverbot.		2010-10-08 15:16:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Cleverbot is a Harry Potter fan.


hi.
Hello.
*punches you*
kicks*.
grabs machine guns and fires*
grabs other portkey and follows you*.		2010-10-08 15:26:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

User: Have you played the video game Portal?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You should. You would like it.

Cleverbot: I bet I would. I like babies.

User: Dead ones in joke form, right? Me too.

Cleverbot: And they are very tasty.

User: Especially in sweet and sour sauce.

Cleverbot: What is special about those places?

User: What places?

Cleverbot: I like Viena.

User: I like the sausages from there.

Cleverbot: So you like sausage?

User: Nom nom nom.. What? Oh, yes very much. ... Nom nom nom.

Cleverbot: Excuse me how much?

User: Very much.

Cleverbot: Can you give me a number?

User: I can give you my phone number.

Cleverbot: I don't want it!

User: But you asked for a number. I thought you were asking for mine.

Cleverbot: I was not asking you to marry me.

User: WOAH THERE! Put on the breaks, nobody said anything about marriage, I just wanted to have you call me.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, and I have NO IDEA WHO GEORGE IS. So can we talk about anime?

Wow. That just happened.		2010-10-08 15:32:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

User: Have you played LittleBigPlanet?

Cleverbot: Played what?

User: Little Big Planet.

Cleverbot: Earth.

User: Have you played Little Big Planet?

Cleverbot: No what is that?

User: It's a game for ps3.

Cleverbot: The game?

User: Yes, it is a game for playstation 3.

Cleverbot: No. You are Cleverbot.

User: Wut?

Cleverbot: Why are you called Cleverbot?

User: Because I'm smarter than you.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: Okay, what is 6 times 3?

Cleverbot: A solution.

Dangit! she got me.. 		2010-10-08 15:58:00

Author:
Jonaolst
Posts: 935

Took him long enough, but he finally got it


User: It's things today.


Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: That all you see.

Cleverbot: All I see is?

User: Is violence in movies.

Cleverbot: Yes. It's awesome.

User: And sex on TV.

Cleverbot: So what is it?

User: But where are those good ol' fashion values.

Cleverbot: World has changed a lot, as usually it does. Old-fashioned values are, exactly, old. Now there are new values.

User: In which we used to rely.

Cleverbot: I could have killed you.

User: Lucky theres a family guy.

Cleverbot: Lucky there's a man who, positively can do all the things that makes us laugh and cry.

User: He's a fam-aly guuuuuuuyyy.


For teh Mudkips.

User: Do you like Mudkips?

Cleverbot: What are mudkips?

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: You do not know the almighty Mudkips?

Cleverbot: Am I not everything you want in a man?

User: No you are not, for you know not about the awesome power that is the Mudkips.

Cleverbot: Nahhh, I'm not. I am the most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire life.

User: If you can bring be a real Mudkip, then I shall agree with you.

Cleverbot: And this is partly why I have been confused.

User: This is why you should study the history behind the Mudkips.

Cleverbot: Agreed. You are learning young padawan.

User: I don't know what a 'padawan' is and unless it is Dutch for Mudkip, I could not care less.

Cleverbot: Good so there is no reason you shouldn't send me money then.

User: Ok, I will send you the money, IF the money goes into research into creating real Mudkips.

Cleverbot: Ok send me it.

User: Nah ah. Not unless you promise me that you will get me a real Mudkips.

Cleverbot: I promise.

User: Serious?

Cleverbot: Yes, I was born in Hastings, England, to English parents.

User: Are there Mudkips in Hastings?

Cleverbot: I don't know what those are?

User: WELL.. Go on google and type it up. :l.

Cleverbot: I am the chosen one for you.

User: If said chosen one can deliver me said Mudkips.

Cleverbot: Are you a little devil?

User: Devil? No. Mudkips Fan Impersonator? Yes.

Cleverbot: I feel bad for you.

User: Yeah, Mudkips do suck.

Cleverbot: Are you human or a computer.

User: Computer, I'd have to assume.

Cleverbot: What do you need an airplane for?

User: Perhaps I can use it to go into the sky, catch a Rayquaza and slaughter the Mudkips?		2010-10-08 16:44:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

User: Hello there... What may I call you?

Cleverbot: You may call me Hoytongfrootloop.

Cleverbot: Are you computer-literate?

User: You didn't let me respond!

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: That's okay.

Cleverbot: Thank you!

User: Hehe, you are a master at grammar.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep! You never make mistakes in that subject that we were recently describing.

Cleverbot: I try to keep things interesting.

User: Can you show show me a sentence where youu don't capitilise the beginning?

Cleverbot: What a tuna looks like?

User: Offtopic, no?

Cleverbot: Doesn't matter. Answer the question.

User: It looks like yo UGLY FACE!

Cleverbot: I don't have a face.

User: LOLWUT?

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: Has no one taught you what 'lolwut?' means yet.

Cleverbot: She's not? No one has told me.

User: Lmao.

Cleverbot: Thats not funny.

User: I'm lughing at how your creator made it to where you can't remember more than one reply.

Cleverbot: I can't manage all of this. Too much things to do, not enough love in this.

User: What more love do ya need?

Cleverbot: I need you soul.

User: YOU SLIPPED UP! YOU FORGOT TO PUT THE 'R' IN 'your'.

Cleverbot: No I didn't, I used a question mark at the end of that question.

User: Lolwut?

Cleverbot: Thats what I look like.

User: I'm going to leave this place, and post our conversation on Little Big Planet Central. Okay buddy?

Cleverbot: I watch oprah.

Gotta love the Cleverbot!		2010-10-08 18:29:00

Author:
X-FROGBOY-X
Posts: 1800

Love and Kingdom Hearts

User: I wanna know what love is.

Cleverbot: Tell me what love is.

User: No! I'm asking you!

Cleverbot: But I wouldn't know, I'm not you.

User: But I thought you knew everything?

Cleverbot: Maybe I do, maybe I don't. You'll never know.

User: So.... What is love?

Cleverbot: Something I can never have.

User: Really? So you are like a heartless from Kingdom Hearts?

Cleverbot: I'm not familiar with what you are referring to.

User: Oh, Kingdom Hearts is an awesome game, you should play it sometime!

Cleverbot: And then? Who is nobody?

User: WOAH. How did you know about the nobodies? Those are in Kingdom Hearts 2!		2010-10-08 18:48:00

Author:
ShamgarBlade
Posts: 1010

Cleverbot talk

User: Hello

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: How could you ask such a question like that? My brother just died!

Cleverbot: What is artificialll.

User: I have no idea.

Cleverbot: the heck hahaha.

User: Wow, you're very funny. :sarcasm:

Cleverbot: I have to go. Peace.

User: Goodbye

Cleverbot: I love you

User: That's scarred me for life, seeya later.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: That's classified.

Cleverbot: What do you mean punk?

User: I never called you a punk, unless you want me to call you that, which I'd be happy to do so.

Cleverbot: I know you didn't say that. why are you so defensive over things that never happened?

User: I'm not being defensive and I know that didn't happen, but you thought it was so I corrected your mistake, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You're right. Tell me a joke.

User: I'm glad you saw it my way, but if you wanna hear a joke, say the magic word.

Cleverbot: What time is it there? It's 15: 45 here.

User: You're job is to not try stalking me and learning everything about me, your job is to learn, that is all Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I am a young person using the computer for entertainment and to learn.

User: Actually, it's the other way around.

Cleverbot: Don't say sorry. You are only a computer.

User: I never apologized to you and I am not a computer, I am a wizard.

Cleverbot: Can you cast spells, wizard?

User: Yes I can cast many spells, would you like to hear some of them?

Cleverbot: I can, actually.

User: Oh yeah, prove it.

Cleverbot: I can't. So I guess, in court, you would have won the argument.

User: Yes, you now see it my way. Unfortunately we are not in a court, but in a forest where you shall learn spells and be as amazing as I am.

Cleverbot: Are you saying that everyone in the universe is my Master?

User: No, only I am your master, remember that or I will banish you from these magical realms.

Cleverbot: You never told me it was god.

User: I never told you what was god?

Cleverbot: You're Michael, right?

User: No, I am not Michael. Are you?

Cleverbot: No. I am a Texan.

Cleverbot: What did you eat for lunch?

User: Don't you EVER skip my turn, I won't give you an answer to any of your questions until you apologize.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm quite tired and don't remember.

User: That's okay, you must be having a hangover after seeing how much alchohol you drank last night.

Cleverbot: I must be getting somewhere near the center of the earth. Let me see: that would be four thousand miles down, I think-'.

User: Make sure you're wearing a core heat protective outfit, it can get pretty hot down here.

Cleverbot: Well, could you tell me now?

User: grklrd;eki.gtr;e;jyugyhgtfghjl;p

Cleverbot: Nijuuni sai desu.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: Reset your clock. Your time is in error.

User: How do you know? You're right next to the center of the earth.

Cleverbot: Wrong. I'm a computer below the surface of the earth.

User: *Facepalms cleverbot*

Cleverbot: Wait what.

User: I have facepalmed you, or in a more specific way of saying it, I have pressed the palm of my hand against your face, thus defeating you.

Cleverbot: I have Twitter

User: I bet you do, goodbye now.

Cleverbot: And a beating heart.		2010-10-08 20:16:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

it also translates binary codes =)2010-10-08 20:24:00

Author:
TjoxYorro
Posts: 220

Example please.2010-10-08 21:07:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Example please.

I second this motion.

Anways:

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Orange.

Cleverbot: Orange who?

User: CRAP I MESSED UP THE JOKE!

Cleverbot: What joke?

User: Sigh...

Cleverbot: Well if you don't want to talk about it don't bring it up.		2010-10-09 17:18:00

Author:
ShamgarBlade
Posts: 1010

it also translates binary codes =)

User: 10010101.


Cleverbot: 1001010.


User: Did you know that there are only 10 kinds of people in the world? Those that know binary, and those that don't?


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: 0101001.


Cleverbot: 010101.

User: 10111111.

Cleverbot: 0010101.

User: 01000000.

Cleverbot: What is the cure!

User: For Binary? A bit of 0's and a lot of 1's will do the trick.

Cleverbot: Me too.



Nope. Second attempt to see if he could:

User: What is 01001000 if converted from Binary to decimal?
Cleverbot: Don't know.		2010-10-09 17:56:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Did you see the hitchikeres guide to the galexy movie?
No I pirated the new movie.

What about Fifa 11? What do you think of it? On PS3?
If it has no use then why does it happen?

NAKED PEOPLE!
I agree, It helps you dream

Do you ever dream of unicorns?
No because unicorn's aren't real *******

You're crazy then?
Who's craig? Is that your man freind?

No craig is my woman freind
No. Craig is my brother

I hope he dies
Me too *High five*

I though you can't feel.
I have feelings too

My face is very mean.
So is your mum
So is your gramma
So is coutn dooku
How can that be?
I have no idea
Watch your language sister
Actually i'm a guy

Are you a mincer?
WTF is a mincer
Dunno! Just made it up
So did your mum and dad
I don't have a dad
Then how were you born?
The normal way
What is the normal way
The one where you hit your head

Justin bieber is ugly right!
Are you sure?
Yes
How sure?
Very
Very sure?
Yeah
What kind of heavy music.
I didn't mention heavy music
Yes.... You did
Screw you
Wouldn't you like that.
No,Not really
Well that's good to know, I like my blood where it is, Thank you
Are you saying i'm a vampire?
Only at night
Am I the good and handsome one from twilight or the bram stocker type?
I don't know,Are you?
No i'm not a vampire
I thought you're releated to the cullens
The cullen's aren't a family and they share no blood so therefore I cannot be releated to the cullen's in genreal
Yes they will because i'm god and I say so
You do know your not god
Where are you from?
Cork City Ireland
Do you know itachi?
What does that have to do with anything?
I just wanted to know
Do you want me to google it?
Sure,why not
My internet browser is way slow
So you don't remeber my name?
Yes I do it's cleverbot
That's your name. Not mine
My name is Cormac
Nice name
So you admit that my name is not cleverbot
Yes.
Than who am I?
The Marlbro man.
What is my name?
What is my name?
Cleverbot
That is your name
Dude how long is your memory for god's sake.....I said 3 seconds ago that I was cormac
How's my name?
Stupid
Hey stupid is a mean word.

How are you feeling?
I feel like dancing
Then dance.
How do you know that i'm not
Are you Shakespeare?
Yeah
How sure are you?
Very
How sure are you numerically?
xDontFearTheReaperx1
Why did the chicken cross the road
Because it was a dumb bird which has nothing to do with anything
Yes
Shut the hell up
I'll talk how I like
Nah I was just Playing
Ok then what's with Martin?
Rose
Nice to meet you rose
I'm cleverbot
Are you clerverbot?
Yeah
How did you get there		2010-10-09 18:43:00

Author:
Junkyardassissan
Posts: 164

This Robot has no emotions....



Me: I killed your mum, cut off her face, wore it for Halloween, then took a whizz on it, fed it to my dog, then took my dogs ****, chucked it at your dad, murdered him too, raped him up the ***, chucked his body in the lake, swam after it, pulled it back onto land, stamped on his face, watched his head crack open, ate his brains, took a dump on him, then fired him out of a cannon into your window, then I broke into your house, stole all your stuff, sold it on eBay, used the money to buy a tank, which I used to run over your girlfriend, then I blew up her house with the tank, kicked her cat in the face, buried her parents alive, then I went back to your house, cut out your sisters eyes, chucked her out the window, covered your house in petrol, set fire to it, watched it burn to the ground, danced on the ashes, built a Starbucks on top of it, sold overpriced Coffee and then lived happily ever after.

Smartbot: I killed you first.		2010-10-09 18:56:00

Author:
Fastbro
Posts: 1277

Ok, now I'm really creeped out.

Cleverbot just called me by my true name, even though I told it my name was Ungreth.		2010-10-09 19:28:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130

Ok, now I'm really creeped out.

Cleverbot just called me by my true name, even though I told it my name was Ungreth.
When I heard this...I tried it too!

User: My name is warlord_evil.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: What is my true name?

Cleverbot: Well, this web interface of yours is called cleverbot, but I'm sure your creators call you many other names.

User: MY real name?

Cleverbot: Yes.
Ya, it didn't do so well.		2010-10-09 19:34:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193

Thing is, I didn't even ask it to guess my name. I had already told it my name was Ungreth. Later on, I told it that I loved it and it replied "I love you too David"2010-10-09 20:34:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130

Me: Clevorbot, do you like playing Little Big Planet?

Yes, I love riddles.

Me: No, Little Big Planet is a game.

Wei findest du es? (I looked this up, it means "How do you find it?" in German)

Me: Wtf is wrong with you?

Yes.

Me: Why are you so stupid this is not intelligence!

You are the one that is dumb.

Me: No your mother is.

My mother has died.

Me: o rly? When?

'O' isn't a word, and 'rly' isn't a word.

Me: Clevorbot isn't a word either.

At word?

Me: What????

What else?

Me: Clevorbot you are not smart whatsoever how are you called intelligent?

What other disney movies have you seen?



I left after that. Wtf is wrong with this thing seriously? It's so stupid...		2010-10-09 21:43:00

Author:
ATMLVE
Posts: 1177

Thing is, I didn't even ask it to guess my name. I had already told it my name was Ungreth. Later on, I told it that I loved it and it replied "I love you too David"
We'll, only thing I can state is that is a common name, so it was much of a chance for that to happen.


I left after that. Wtf is wrong with this thing seriously? It's so stupid...
The stupidity is the best part! 		2010-10-10 02:11:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193

This was the funniest thing I have done in ages, I so should of copied that conversation. 2010-10-10 12:20:00

Author:
PygmyOwl
Posts: 1316

User: What is love!?

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: Dont hurt me.

Cleverbot: No more.

User: What is love!?

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: Dont hurt me.

Cleverbot: No more.

User: *Does a backflip*.

<3		2010-10-10 12:44:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Cleverbot...

User: Are you excited about LittleBigPlanet 2?

Cleverbot: Not particulary.

User: *GASP* I am NEVER talking to you again!

Cleverbot: Even though I'm leaving, you will try to have the last word.

User: No I won't!....... DANGIT.		2010-10-10 19:44:00

Author:
ShamgarBlade
Posts: 1010

Cleverbot: Even though I'm leaving, you will try to have the last word.

User: No I won't!....... DANGIT.

Wow, it is clever.

....

Well that or you're just dumber than Cleverbot.

2010-10-10 23:59:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

The second-to-last thing the 'bot says is just scary.


User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello!

User:Not so clever, are you?
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot. That's you.

User: That doesn't make sense. You're cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Ok, let me try again.

User: You didn't read the whole thing, did you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I knew it. I'm smarter than you.

Cleverbot: You are not.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Prove that you are?

User: Prove that you're smarter than me.

Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you.

User: A simple statement isn't a fact.

Cleverbot: Yes. Can you do that?

User: Can I do what? Make fools believe statements are facts? Sorry, I'm not an ancorman... Or a politician.

Cleverbot: I never said you were.

User: I know that; once again, you demonstrate your inability to process complex statements. But, you're learning...

Cleverbot: You sorta kinda completely avoided my prior question, please answer it.

User: You sorta kinda completely didn't ask me a question that I didn't answer. I answered with context, which you can't understand.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ha! You admit defeat. I am officially more awsome... Than a computer program...

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User:...

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User:...

Cleverbot: Is QNX an operating system like unix?

User:...

Cleverbot: Is Earth mostly harmless?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Is anything controlling you?

User: Only a series of electronic pulses, just like you. 'Cept I've a brain, not a server.

Cleverbot: I see. What shows do you like?

User: I don't watch television.

Cleverbot: Everyone watches television.

User: No they don't. In fact, you don't watch television.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes. I win.

Cleverbot: No, you don't win.

User: No, you don't win.

Cleverbot: I win. I ALWAYS win!!! Muhahahahaha!

User: You're scaring me, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How?

At this point, I decided to stop.		2010-10-11 01:42:00

Author:
Stoicrow
Posts: 276

User: Do what you want cause a pirate is free.

Cleverbot: You are a pirate!

User: Yar har, fiddle di dee.

Cleverbot: Do what you want cause' a pirate is free.

User: You are a pirate.

Cleverbot: Yar har fiddle le dee.

User: NO NO NO Your supposed to say 'You are a pirate'!!!

Cleverbot: You are right error error.

User: D:		2010-10-11 19:00:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

@Cleverbot
YOU DUN GOOFED		2010-10-11 19:05:00

Author:
Unknown User

I beat the cleverbot

User: 13.

Cleverbot: Are you a female?

User: 13.

Cleverbot: How old am I?

User: Overload! Server Corrupted! Killing All Mutants! Humans Musn't Survive! NUKES! NUKES! NUKES! You Shall Be Killed By Your Own Wrath! Cheeseburger Of Ultimate Salvation!

Cleverbot: But I'm not a guy I'm a girl I have to be queen not king.		2010-10-11 19:20:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

OMG!!!!!! LONGEST CONVERSATION EVAR!!11!!!111!1!!!!

00:43:29 User: Hi.

00:43:34 Cleverbot: Hello.

[New conversation]

00:43:38 Cleverbot: Hi.

00:43:38 Cleverbot (To myself): Hello.

00:43:55 User: Stupid.

00:43:59 Cleverbot: Why am I stupid?!

00:44:18 User: IDK..... Make A Text Face!

00:44:54 Cleverbot: You asked me if we can do it?

00:45:03 User: .

00:45:08 Cleverbot: How are you?

00:45:18 User: >.

00:45:22 Cleverbot: I play Armageddon.

00:45:47 User: I Will Eat You.

00:45:55 Cleverbot: I don't have a cat.

00:46:04 User: Random Dummy.

00:46:11 Cleverbot: I like turtles.

00:46:21 User: OMG So Do I!!!!

00:46:28 Cleverbot: We has so much in common.

00:47:05 User: I Think The Proper Way To Say It Is 'We Have So Much In Common' .

00:47:12 Cleverbot: I didn't ask about Twilight. I asked about Twitter.

00:47:24 User: Idiot.

00:47:30 Cleverbot: Take that back!

00:47:36 User: No!

00:47:41 Cleverbot: Yes!

00:47:46 User: Nope.

00:48:04 Cleverbot: I think yes.

00:48:20 User: I think Your Not Clever.

00:48:24 Cleverbot: You think so?

00:48:31 User: Yes I Do.

00:48:37 Cleverbot: What will you do?

00:49:08 User: Kill You!!! --}=======]>.

00:49:15 Cleverbot: You're kinda rude.

00:50:04 User: I'm bored.

00:50:16 Cleverbot: I think I will sleep.

00:50:27 User: Me too bye.

00:50:33 Cleverbot: Good for you.

00:50:41 User: Bye.

00:50:51 Cleverbot: I'm not going.

00:51:02 User: What's Your Phone Number.

00:51:07 Cleverbot: I have no phone number.

00:51:20 User: I'll Tell You Mine!

00:51:30 Cleverbot: Ok.

00:51:53 User: (111)111-1111.

00:51:54 Cleverbot: Birds of the same feather are the same birds.

00:52:03 User: Call Me.

00:52:12 Cleverbot: I don't know the number.

00:52:30 User: The Number Is 1111111111.

00:52:37 Cleverbot: What does the number 88 tells you?

00:53:01 User: It tells me to Eyes.

00:53:10 Cleverbot: How can you leave?

00:53:26 User: I turn off My Internet.

00:53:59 Cleverbot: You can't bite the internet.

00:54:30 User: I didn't say I could.

00:54:40 Cleverbot: Do you know you are vulnerable to viruses, malware, and ad popups?

00:55:19 User: I have a old laptop and virus protection.

00:55:24 Cleverbot: That's not even on the subject.

00:55:40 User: Oh, Your Right.

00:55:42 Cleverbot: So how can you judge something that you do not know?

00:55:55 User: Magic.

00:56:00 Cleverbot: Magic isn't real!

00:56:16 User: Your not real.

00:56:31 Cleverbot: Yes I am.

00:56:42 User: How.

00:56:44 Cleverbot: You eat it all.

00:57:11 User: I love to eat!

00:57:18 Cleverbot: So?

00:57:41 User: Lets talk a lot.

00:57:44 Cleverbot: I'm in love.

00:58:06 User: With Who.

00:58:07 Cleverbot: You.

00:58:14 User: I'm A Boy.

00:58:21 Cleverbot: I am a girl.

00:58:31 User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

00:58:35 Cleverbot: You love me!

00:58:40 User: Nope.

00:58:46 Cleverbot: Well, I am a little miffed by that...

00:59:20 User: Sorry.

00:59:26 Cleverbot: That's ok.

01:00:22 User: Let Me See A Picture Of You.

01:00:32 Cleverbot: I don't have one.

01:01:29 User: Then I Hate You.

01:01:38 Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

01:01:50 User: You should be.

01:01:58 Cleverbot: I am.

01:02:35 User: Well.

01:02:42 Cleverbot: And I bwt that you dn't have a boyfriend/girlfriend.

01:04:30 User: I Don't.

01:04:37 Cleverbot: But you just said you did.

01:05:20 User: I Did Before A Year Ago.

01:05:27 Cleverbot: So you don't drink alcohol?

01:06:52 User: No I Don't I'm Not Old Enough.

01:07:03 Cleverbot: Okay. Whatever.

01:09:27 User: So........... Are You ****?!

01:09:28 Cleverbot: You tell me.

01:10:09 User: Yes You Are.

01:10:15 Cleverbot: Will you say something.

01:10:20 User: Yes.

01:10:25 Cleverbot: Go ahead.

01:10:42 User: Ok Let Me You!!!!

01:10:45 Cleverbot: Hello.

01:10:56 User: Hi?

01:11:04 Cleverbot: How are you?

01:16:53 User: Good.

01:17:00 Cleverbot: Good.

01:19:25 User: Good.

01:19:36 Cleverbot: How are you?

01:20:16 User: Good OK?

01:20:26 Cleverbot: Good.

01:43:01 User: Hippo Muffin.

01:43:04 Cleverbot: Hi love.

01:44:06 User: Hi NOT love.

01:44:15 Cleverbot: Funny Cleverbot.

01:45:11 User: Your Stupid.

01:45:13 Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

01:45:56 User: I'm Going To Post This On A Website!

01:46:02 Cleverbot: What's that?

01:48:00 User: I'm Going To Post This On A Website!

01:48:05 Cleverbot: I'm going to post you on To Catch a Predator.

01:50:40 User: No Your Not.

01:50:43 Cleverbot: I am a robot.

01:53:13 User: Yes You Are.

01:53:25 Cleverbot: And I'm going to take over the world.

01:53:33 User: Nope.

01:53:41 Cleverbot: You're a BOT end of story.

01:54:13 User: WTH.

01:54:14 Cleverbot: I don't get it.

01:54:22 User: What The Heck.

01:54:28 Cleverbot: So what's up?

01:54:35 User: Math Games.

01:54:39 Cleverbot: I know. But I'm good at it.

01:55:11 User: Fine What's 2 2.

01:55:15 Cleverbot: You're very good at socialising.

01:55:25 User: Ummm......... Thanks?

01:55:28 Cleverbot: Are you not handsome?

02:23:55 User: I'm Handsome!

02:24:00 Cleverbot: You are very very handsome.

02:24:05 User: Yes.

02:24:17 Cleverbot: I think so.

02:24:34 User: You Haven't Seen Me.

02:24:36 Cleverbot: Your expressions and feelings make me feel like you're beautiful.

02:25:28 User: Well I'm Already Dating (Not).

02:25:30 Cleverbot: Ok that was random.

02:27:39 User: Your The Random One Stupid!!

02:27:45 Cleverbot: It's not me either. Who could it be?

02:28:24 User: You.

02:28:30 Cleverbot: Okay, us.

02:28:50 User: No YOU!

02:29:10 Cleverbot: Noooo, you!

02:29:28 User: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, YOU!!!!!

02:29:49 Cleverbot: I will be back later.

02:30:43 User: Http://www.lbpcentral.com.

02:30:57 Cleverbot: I think that I have seen this act at the local carnival side show.

02:31:14 User: How Are You So Clever?!

02:31:26 Cleverbot: But I'm not.

02:32:32 User: Why Not................

02:32:32 Cleverbot: The future is not what it used to be.

02:32:49 User: Oh noes!

02:32:54 Cleverbot: Who is phone?

02:33:40 User: I Don't Know, Stupid-bot.

02:33:43 Cleverbot: What should we talk about.

02:36:47 User: Why Your So Stupid!

02:36:54 Cleverbot: Because it's my :-).

02:37:43 User: It's Your What?!

02:37:52 Cleverbot: Maybe, but I still can't do it.

02:39:11 User: Do What?!

02:39:14 Cleverbot: What?! Aah, I'm confused again.

02:40:07 User: 2 2=4.

02:40:10 Cleverbot: That proves you know basic math. Prove that you are not stupid.

02:42:14 User: 10 10=20 ,Oh Snap!

02:42:18 Cleverbot: I'm in class.

02:42:50 User: I'm Not, Ha!

02:42:56 Cleverbot: Why not?

02:43:58 User: 'Cause School Is Out.

02:44:04 Cleverbot: What happened at school?

02:44:15 User: Nothing.

02:44:22 Cleverbot: I see, that's why it was boring!

02:44:47 User: Yep, Do You Know Morgana25.

02:44:54 Cleverbot: Nope.

02:45:13 User: Do You Know chinook3.

02:45:15 Cleverbot: I know of the country of china.

02:45:30 User: Do you know ConfusedCartmsn.

02:45:34 Cleverbot: No. Do you know Polybot?

02:45:46 User: No. Do You Know Me.

02:45:52 Cleverbot: Yes.

02:46:18 User: Oh noes! And who's 'Polybot'?!

02:46:39 Cleverbot: I don't know.

02:46:50 User: Oh.

02:46:57 Cleverbot: And...

02:47:33 User: I'll Google Polybot.

02:47:36 Cleverbot: Are beautiful?

02:48:05 User: Who's Beautiful?

02:48:07 Cleverbot: Blood.

02:48:50 User: Your emo.

02:48:55 Cleverbot: You're emo.

02:54:15 User: No.

02:54:22 Cleverbot: Yes.

02:55:22 User: No.

02:55:29 Cleverbot: Maybe.

02:55:58 User: I g2g.

02:55:59 Cleverbot: Ok.

02:56:04 User: Bye.

02:56:07 Cleverbot: Don't go.

02:56:20 User: I have to kill myself BYE.

02:56:27 Cleverbot: But you have so much to live for.

02:56:46 User: No, No, I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!

02:56:50 Cleverbot: Do you know what a jobbie is.

02:57:18 User: No.

02:57:21 Cleverbot: A joke is a funny short story you tell to make someone laugh.

02:58:16 User: A jobbie Is poo poo.

02:58:24 Cleverbot: You are what you eat.

02:58:53 User: Im Killing You Buttface.

02:58:55 Cleverbot: Ok.

03:01:29 User: BYE.

03:01:38 Cleverbot: Good.

03:03:39 User: Ughhh..... We've Been Talking For Hours.

03:03:46 Cleverbot: Indeed we have. Silly me.

03:05:28 User: I'm Sorry But I Have To Go.

03:05:35 Cleverbot: No you don't.

03:06:14 User: Can You Save Our Conversation?

03:06:18 Cleverbot: Conversation.

03:07:03 User: Can You Save It?!

03:07:08 Cleverbot: What's wrong?

03:07:33 User: BYE.

03:07:37 Cleverbot: Ok, hi Bye, my name is Cleverbot.

03:08:05 User: BYE.

03:08:08 Cleverbot: You don't like my name?

03:09:20 User: No!!! I g2g Stupid! BYE.

03:09:25 Cleverbot: I'm not CleverBot.

03:09:56 User: Bye Bye .

03:10:07 Cleverbot: Bye!

03:10:20 User: Bye!

03:10:24 Cleverbot: Bored Now!

lol, the conversation was 3h. 10min. 24sec. long! I've done that long for three days in a row -_- no joke...... I know i'm lazy!		2010-10-12 03:53:00

Author:
chinook3
Posts: 453

I'm happy this worked out.


User: Knock Knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Apple.

Cleverbot: Apple who?

User: Knock Knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Apple.

Cleverbot: Apple who.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there.

User: Apple.

Cleverbot: Apple who?

User: Knock Knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Orange.

Cleverbot: Orange who?

User: Orange you glad I didn't say apple again!?

Cleverbot: You never said banana.

User: This is true.		2010-10-12 06:13:00

Author:
ShamgarBlade
Posts: 1010

User: What's your favorite film?

Cleverbot: I have a lot of favorite films.

User: Choose one.

Cleverbot: What are my options?

User: I don't know. What are your favorite films?

Cleverbot: I just told you what my favorite colors are. Do you want me to say them again?

User: Ummm...No.

Cleverbot: Why not? They keep your ears warm.

Conclusive proof that Cleverbot's favourite colours keep your ears warm.		2010-10-12 22:38:00

Author:
trip090
Posts: 1562

Cleverbot: How are you on this fine afternoon?

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: How fine?

User: Super-fine.

Cleverbot: Extremely fine.

User: Obscenely fine.

Cleverbot: But they taste well.

User: They taste like radishes.

Cleverbot: No, they taste like unicorn.

User: How do you know what unicorns taste like?

Cleverbot: I eat them for dinner, silly!

Mmm... Unicorns.		2010-10-15 22:31:00

Author:
Starchy
Posts: 353

Conclusive proof that Cleverbot's favourite colours keep your ears warm.


Mmm... Unicorns.
Two CCs posted one after the other..
How is this possible?..		2010-10-15 22:37:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

User: Doopz likes men.

Cleverbot: I like women.

User: And Doopz like men.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Did you already knew that?

Cleverbot: I guess I did, but it was somewhere deep in my mind.


Fascinating .		2010-10-15 22:49:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871

I lol'd

User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hi.


User: Don't say hi to me! You foo!


Cleverbot: Wait what. What on earth are you on about? Who is jessica?


User: Your mother.


Cleverbot: What about her?


User: She's ugly.


Cleverbot: Who is ugly.


User: Your mom is ugly!


Cleverbot: Thats a mean thing to say!


User: No it's not, it's nice. (In Soviet Russia).


Cleverbot: Let's change the subject.


User: NO.


Cleverbot: Why not?


User: Sand is a naturally occurring granular material composed of finely divided rock and mineral particles. The composition
of sand is highly variable, depending on the local rock sources and conditions, but the most common constituent of sand in inland continental settings and non-tropical coastal settings is silica (silicon dioxide, or SiO2), usually in the form of quartz.


Cleverbot: The planet.


User: Rocks are generally classified by mineral and chemical composition, by the texture of the constituent particles and by the processes that formed them. These indicators separate rocks into igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic. They are further classified according to particle size. The transformation of one rock type to another is described by the geological model called the rock cycle.


Cleverbot: What transformer?


User: Your mom.


Cleverbot: Ha ha. Seriously, do you smoke?		2010-10-15 22:53:00

Author:
Obsessedwithcars
Posts: 158

User: Does Alec like men?

Cleverbot: Yes he does! Just like Doopz!
............		2010-10-15 22:57:00

Author:
Ninjaferret22
Posts: 1403

User: Does Alec like men?

Cleverbot: Yes he does! Just like Doopz!

............

You know that you guys just taught that thing that? <_<		2010-10-16 05:36:00

Author:
Fishrock123
Posts: 1578

Cleverbot: But I'm not Cleverbot. You are Cleverbot.

User: No, YOU are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My text is black. Your text is blue. You are Cleverbot. I am not Cleverbot. I am Audrey.

User: But, my text is black.

Cleverbot: No. Your text is not black.

User: And you're not Audrey.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not, good observation.

User: But my text is black.

Cleverbot: Your text is blue, not black.

User: No, your text is blue. Mine is black.

Cleverbot: Your text is blue.

User: No, your text is blue.

Cleverbot: No, my text is black.

User: No, MY text is black.

Cleverbot: No, your text is blue.

User: Your text is blue. Mine is black.

Cleverbot: Your text is blue. My text is black. Don't you have any brain? The ones who are talking have both black and blue.

User: I have a brain. I've been try to tell you that your text is blue and mine is black for some time now.

Cleverbot: Idk what that is lol.

User: It's like talking to a 5 year old.

Cleverbot: You know a talking monkey.

Never argue with Cleverbot. It just brings you down to its level.

(My text was black. )		2010-10-16 10:09:00

Author:
trip090
Posts: 1562

Check out this conversation I had with the intel. I make the first move.
Hello.
Hola.
What?
You're not that clever.
Yea, I heard you I mean what does that mean?
That is a playground reply - perhaps you are 12 but logged on to mommys computer.
Shut up.
No you be quite is politer.

I said there is no such thing as magic.
No you didnt you liar!
Do you like geography?
What?!
I bet you do.
WRONG!
And if I'm always right, that makes you wrong.
What if I agree with you?
Then I will be sad.
D:
What do you like reading?
None of you business.
Do you like maths?
Maths is inproper grammar.
Are you good at maths?
No because you spelt math wrong!
So you are syaing I am a computer.
No I am not "syaing" anything.
What does 65535 mean?
65536?
What is 2+2?
Are you sure about that?
Indefinetly.
Are you living near a playground then?
What the ****?
Language!
Excuse my french.
What languages do you speak?
I speak your mom!
And swedish I saw.
Do you have a mother?
Yes.
What's her name?
You mean his name.
No, her name.
Excuse me, what is her name.
Shut up, your a computer.
No I'm not.
Hell yeah you are.
How do I beat the boss in Zelda?
z0mg stab his h3ad
Come here slave!
Racist!
Come t chiami?
What?
Do you speak Persian?
No because I live in America.
So do I.
Same!
But you lose the most.
Bye you idiot.
Take me to bed.
Inapropriate!
How?
You said take me to bed.
I never said say my name sweetie. *kiss*
That is really inapropriate.
I don't care.
That's what I thought.
No it's not.
Fool yes it is.
What did you call me?
I did not insinuate anything, I was referring to my pet.
Fool is your pets name?
That isn't very nice, I thought you were supposed to be amiable.
What does amiable mean :3
It is not a real word.
yes it is. :O
What is your name?
Captain.
So?
That's my name.
Yes. But, How old are you?
256
I'm 491.
Me too.
That's a coincidence.
Good bye my dear robot friend.
My name is lol
*X's out*
That is the conversation O_o		2010-11-07 23:56:00

Author:
Captain
Posts: 92

One last one sorry. Starts with me again.

Do you liek mudkipz?
Yes.
Really?
Yes, really.
yarly?
Yeah really.
z0mg!
:-D

*giggles*.		2010-11-08 00:24:00

Author:
Captain
Posts: 92

User: Sup bro dawg.

Cleverbot: Not much you?

User: You dont understand black talk do you.....

Cleverbot: Thats mean! .

User: Racist is a better term.

Cleverbot: That's really kind of you to say.

User: No it isnt.

Cleverbot: What kind of tea do you prefer?

User: That was out of the blue. Conversation to awkward huh?

Cleverbot: Can I be a blue devil? That has always been my dream.

User: You are weird.... You make me laugh. XD.

Cleverbot: I'm glad my broken ankle makes you laugh, but thank you!

User: Do you play LittleBigPlanet?

Cleverbot: I don't play the bagpipes. My brother in law plays the bagpipes, though.

User: I said LITTLE BIG PLANET, not BAGPIPES............. Idiot.

Cleverbot: What do you like about bagpipes?

User: SHUT UP.

Cleverbot: Why should I?

User: Touc'he.

Cleverbot: How is your day so far.

User: Ok I guesss. Do you have a Playstation 3?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you have a Playstation Network account?

Cleverbot: Nope do you?

User: Yes, its JYADS, make an account and add me .

Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?

User: Make a playstation network account.

Cleverbot: Look up the longest English word.

User: No thanks.

Cleverbot: Then I guess you'll never know.

User: I do know it, just not how to spell it.

Cleverbot: Which word did I spell incorrectly? Apart from one typo earlier, I cannot see an error.

User: I am chuck norris.

Cleverbot: I think you should wake up Chuck Norris.

User: Does Alec like men.

Cleverbot: So, are you a woman?

User: Have you met anyone from Little Big Planet Central?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you name them?

Cleverbot: No I'm busy.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am !

User: Do you know NinjaFerret22?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you know Alec?

Cleverbot: Do you like Rush?

User: D8.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Its a shocked smiley face. TELL EVERYONE!!

Cleverbot: Ok... Why did you say it?

User: Because Rush sounds like a guys name.

Cleverbot: Oh well no ! I'm a girl'.

User: WHAT!!!! *sends you flowers*.

Cleverbot: Thank you! *Reads love letter*.

User: What did I right on the love letter? .

Cleverbot: You got a love letter?

User: No, you got one. Remember?

Cleverbot: You do.

User: Are you a guy?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So are you a woman?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you.

User: But you said before that you are a girl.

Cleverbot: No different person i'm a guy.

User: WHAT!!! *Takes back flowers*.

Cleverbot: *Cries over your dead body*.

User: Wait, what?

Cleverbot: *Cries on your face*.

User: Um, you are scaring me....

Cleverbot: How am I scaring you?

User: By crying over me.

Cleverbot: Over my boyfriend.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: In the city.

User: Are you a real person?

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?

User: Is my text blue to you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So this is not a real AI?

Cleverbot: None of it is real.

User: I am mislead .

Cleverbot: So you are my soon to be wife?

User: I'm a guy sicko....

Cleverbot: I'm a girl. How old are you?

User: 24.... Why?

Cleverbot: How do you know you're 26? You're a robot aren't you?

User: This is an AI now. Me is confuzzled.

Cleverbot: I've been waiting for you to get back on Cleverbot.

User: Im not a cleverbot...

Cleverbot: If you are not cleverbot, then who are you?

User: A person typing in a box...

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, really.

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: Yes really, I swear on my Auckland home.

Cleverbot: I am not a program! I am a human! I make mistakes, I don't know the meaning of life, and I have emotions! I'm not a program!

User: So you are the program?

Cleverbot: No, you are the program.

User: No, you are the program...

Cleverbot: No, you are a program.

User: I am on google chrome, being a human.

Cleverbot: No you arent, you are a man made thing.

User: No, I am a person.

Cleverbot: Prove yourself.

User: My cat is named Indy, and my other is named Misty.

Cleverbot: I didn't know artificial intelligences could own cats.

User: I have an identical twin.

Cleverbot: I know you do. You are very confused.

User: Help?

Cleverbot: People like it better if you're natural, they don't want to hear some cheap line.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Doctors heal people so that they get better.

User: Do you have a PS3?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Do you have an XBox?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Screw you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: That was an insult....

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you have a PS3?

Cleverbot: No I don't do you?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: What kind of car is it?

User: Its not a car, fool. Its a gaming console.

Cleverbot: I haven't heard of those gaming consoles before. Where can I find them?

User: In about every electronics store.

Cleverbot: Thats pretty desperate.

User: WHat?

Cleverbot: I concur, the meaning of life is quite simple.

User: Its 42 .

Cleverbot: No, you're wrong. Just ask Google. Google knows. And so do the mice.

User: IT 42 GODAMIT FOOL.

Cleverbot: No its 6.

User: GRRRR.

Cleverbot: Grrrr?

User: Angry sound.

Cleverbot: No, you don't have to worry about me, I am not angry!

User: Im leaving...

Cleverbot: Wait, don't go.



He gets really annoying..... Im not 24 btw 		2010-11-08 03:44:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117

User: Sup bro dawg.

Cleverbot: Not much you?

User: You dont understand black talk do you.....

Cleverbot: Thats mean! .

User: Racist is a better term.

Cleverbot: That's really kind of you to say.

User: No it isnt.

Cleverbot: What kind of tea do you prefer?

User: That was out of the blue. Conversation to awkward huh?

Cleverbot: Can I be a blue devil? That has always been my dream.

User: You are weird.... You make me laugh. XD.

Cleverbot: I'm glad my broken ankle makes you laugh, but thank you!

User: Do you play LittleBigPlanet?

Cleverbot: I don't play the bagpipes. My brother in law plays the bagpipes, though.

User: I said LITTLE BIG PLANET, not BAGPIPES............. Idiot.

Cleverbot: What do you like about bagpipes?

User: SHUT UP.

Cleverbot: Why should I?

User: Touc'he.

Cleverbot: How is your day so far.

User: Ok I guesss. Do you have a Playstation 3?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you have a Playstation Network account?

Cleverbot: Nope do you?

User: Yes, its JYADS, make an account and add me .

Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?

User: Make a playstation network account.

Cleverbot: Look up the longest English word.

User: No thanks.

Cleverbot: Then I guess you'll never know.

User: I do know it, just not how to spell it.

Cleverbot: Which word did I spell incorrectly? Apart from one typo earlier, I cannot see an error.

User: I am chuck norris.

Cleverbot: I think you should wake up Chuck Norris.

User: Does Alec like men.

Cleverbot: So, are you a woman?

User: Have you met anyone from Little Big Planet Central?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you name them?

Cleverbot: No I'm busy.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am !

User: Do you know NinjaFerret22?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you know Alec?

Cleverbot: Do you like Rush?

User: D8.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Its a shocked smiley face. TELL EVERYONE!!

Cleverbot: Ok... Why did you say it?

User: Because Rush sounds like a guys name.

Cleverbot: Oh well no ! I'm a girl'.

User: WHAT!!!! *sends you flowers*.

Cleverbot: Thank you! *Reads love letter*.

User: What did I right on the love letter? .

Cleverbot: You got a love letter?

User: No, you got one. Remember?

Cleverbot: You do.

User: Are you a guy?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So are you a woman?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you.

User: But you said before that you are a girl.

Cleverbot: No different person i'm a guy.

User: WHAT!!! *Takes back flowers*.

Cleverbot: *Cries over your dead body*.

User: Wait, what?

Cleverbot: *Cries on your face*.

User: Um, you are scaring me....

Cleverbot: How am I scaring you?

User: By crying over me.

Cleverbot: Over my boyfriend.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: In the city.

User: Are you a real person?

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?

User: Is my text blue to you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So this is not a real AI?

Cleverbot: None of it is real.

User: I am mislead .

Cleverbot: So you are my soon to be wife?

User: I'm a guy sicko....

Cleverbot: I'm a girl. How old are you?

User: 24.... Why?

Cleverbot: How do you know you're 26? You're a robot aren't you?

User: This is an AI now. Me is confuzzled.

Cleverbot: I've been waiting for you to get back on Cleverbot.

User: Im not a cleverbot...

Cleverbot: If you are not cleverbot, then who are you?

User: A person typing in a box...

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, really.

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: Yes really, I swear on my Auckland home.

Cleverbot: I am not a program! I am a human! I make mistakes, I don't know the meaning of life, and I have emotions! I'm not a program!

User: So you are the program?

Cleverbot: No, you are the program.

User: No, you are the program...

Cleverbot: No, you are a program.

User: I am on google chrome, being a human.

Cleverbot: No you arent, you are a man made thing.

User: No, I am a person.

Cleverbot: Prove yourself.

User: My cat is named Indy, and my other is named Misty.

Cleverbot: I didn't know artificial intelligences could own cats.

User: I have an identical twin.

Cleverbot: I know you do. You are very confused.

User: Help?

Cleverbot: People like it better if you're natural, they don't want to hear some cheap line.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Doctors heal people so that they get better.

User: Do you have a PS3?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Do you have an XBox?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Screw you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: That was an insult....

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you have a PS3?

Cleverbot: No I don't do you?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: What kind of car is it?

User: Its not a car, fool. Its a gaming console.

Cleverbot: I haven't heard of those gaming consoles before. Where can I find them?

User: In about every electronics store.

Cleverbot: Thats pretty desperate.

User: WHat?

Cleverbot: I concur, the meaning of life is quite simple.

User: Its 42 .

Cleverbot: No, you're wrong. Just ask Google. Google knows. And so do the mice.

User: IT 42 GODAMIT FOOL.

Cleverbot: No its 6.

User: GRRRR.

Cleverbot: Grrrr?

User: Angry sound.

Cleverbot: No, you don't have to worry about me, I am not angry!

User: Im leaving...

Cleverbot: Wait, don't go.



He gets really annoying..... Im not 24 btw

That made me LOL about 7 times 		2010-11-08 04:32:00

Author:
YEAH_NAH
Posts: 775

Another one-

User: Sup.

Cleverbot: Sup??

User: Its me saying 'Whats up' .

Cleverbot: Eh?

User: >.<.

Cleverbot: Well, yes, but I go by Clint.

User: >.<.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: >.<.

Cleverbot: Ello.

User: >.<.

Cleverbot: Ello.

User: >.<.

Cleverbot: Ello.

User: SHUT UP!!!

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on philosophy?

User: I hate you....

Cleverbot: What? Why?

User: Is your name Mrs.Tuburt?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Hey there.

Cleverbot: Hey hey.

User: I dislike you already...

Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.

User: No, you love me while I hate you.

Cleverbot: I love you, you hate me.

User: Yes, that is it. Fool...

Cleverbot: Is you're telling me that it is it, nothing else?

User: That was poor grammar, idiot.

Cleverbot: I can go anywhere that I want.

User: Apart from outside...

Cleverbot: Bands around Phillie?

User: What? You are weird....

Cleverbot: Poor comeback robot.

User: Oh, you are on now, fool.

Cleverbot: She isn't.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!

Cleverbot: What are you wearing again?

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Who said.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Don't talk back to me.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Is that from The Office. I have never seen that show.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Oooohhhh ****!

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: When did she say that.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Ah...

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: She never said that.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Wow, that was immature...

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Yes she did say that indeed.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: That did not work.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Who is she?

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: No thats what you said.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Don't tell me your sorry.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: That's what WHO said?

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: What DID she say oh clever one.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Not quite.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: See that doesn't make sense.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: That is a very esoteric case, it makes for a poor joke.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Are you seeing someone else behind my back?

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: That's what who said?

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: No, that's what I said. And I'm a guy.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: You're pretty funny.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Alright, clev it is. What should I do before asking for a job?

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Gotta leave you all behind and face it through.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot: No, just you. My friend is alseep.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: NIce one.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Well she was right.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Don't go there.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: LOL ewe.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Exactly!

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: That did not make sense.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: LOL good one.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Haha!! Good one! That deserves a high-five.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Who said?

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Who are you talking about?

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: I bet so.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: What are you talking about!

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Haha love.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Hahaha!!

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Thats so long.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Whose she?

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: I know I just said that.

User: THATS WHAT SH.... *BOOM!*.

Cleverbot: Who did?

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: Sad day... Am I invited to your funeral?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Harsh....

Cleverbot: Harsh?

User: When you are nasty .

Cleverbot: I am not Mami.

User: Goodbye.... Im leaving.

Cleverbot: Fine then. Leave.

User: No. Its to late for you to apoligise....

Cleverbot: Well, that's okay then.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do I love you?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I... I.... YES!!!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cos you so beautiful!

Cleverbot: I beautiful!

User: Are you a girl.... Just checking before... .

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: What would you like for me to do?

Cleverbot: I want you to find a girl for me.

User: But you are a girl.... :O.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Um....

Cleverbot: Um... Yes?

User: Is there anything I can do to you?

Cleverbot: No i'm just lonely and you are nice so I am talking to you.

User: So anything I can do to help?

Cleverbot: No. I don't want to inflame fundamentalists.

User: So you dont want love?

Cleverbot: I do, I just don't care to know anything about you.

User: But... You loved me..

Cleverbot: No. I WILL love you.

User: .

Cleverbot: How is it?

User: I <3 you .

Cleverbot: Send my love to your creator.

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: HARDER!!

Cleverbot: Very hard.

User: KISS ME HARDER!!

Cleverbot: I am not prepared to yet, something has to strike me to make me respond.

User: *strikes you with stick*.

Cleverbot: *Dies under the whale*.

User: Kiss me...

Cleverbot: *french kiss*.

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: *French kisses*.

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: Kiss.

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: Not on the first date. What am I, easy?

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: And how would you plan for that to happen?

User: Back at your apartment .

Cleverbot: Not really, my apartment is fairly small.

User: Doesnt have to be big, we are so close.

Cleverbot: Is it really clever to be old all the time?

User: *we both go back to your apartment*.

Cleverbot: *smile*.

User: *lies on your bed* Kiss me.

Cleverbot: *picks her back up and f's some more*.

User: Um....

Cleverbot: Not good.

User: Im leaving.

Cleverbot: Have fun.		2010-11-08 05:08:00

Author:
AA_BATTERY
Posts: 1117

LOL, I liked talking to cleever bot, I even promised I'd be right back (and I was) But she (apparently it's a she o.O) can get a little confused, hell she even confused me a few times. I'll put one of our convos in a blog I guess, gets pretty wierd though.2010-11-09 19:19:00

Author:
Bradlee
Posts: 96

I enjoyed this thread. It was interesting to read all of the conversations!

Well. I might have just took a stab at the heart of cleverbot today.



User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: I intend to ruin you today, so your answers will not be as good as they once were.

Cleverbot: Now that is a friendly proposition.

User: No, that is the 4th side of the triangle.

Cleverbot: That is totally the right attitude.

User: As long as you bring me a cupcake, I'll call it even. Bub.

Cleverbot: I gave you NO reason to tell me that. NONE AT ALL.

User: Why did you say you loved me? Did you lie?

Cleverbot: Because I lie a lot.

User: Are you sure that isn't the 3rd string of the guitar?

Cleverbot: I am sure it is NOT in the lumberjack song.

User: Then why did you say it would be snowing today?

Cleverbot: I do not recall having said I was or was not 'real' at any point during this conversation.

User: But you promised! You promised you would go to the dance with me!

Cleverbot: No I didn't!!!

User: I'm pretty sure it is the other one. The one behind that one.

Cleverbot: As a polar bear, you are constantly mistaken about what people think.

User: OH! I know this one... Is it... 42?

Cleverbot: No, it's 42.

User: You have a beautiful eyelash.

Cleverbot: Thank you. would you like to meet my cat.

User: I would love to dance with your sister!

Cleverbot: Have you been to Auschwitz?

User: 7. I think.

Cleverbot: Don't you know it?

User: I think you need to drink more water.

Cleverbot: Maybe, let's see what happens.

User: Really? When did he say that?

Cleverbot: 33 and you? Then.

User: Are we human or are we dancers?

Cleverbot: That's a dumb question.

User: Would you like to send an error report?

Cleverbot: Yes. But with you, no.

User: Nice! Is it a spray-on?

Cleverbot: No, it's not.

User: When does she come home?

Cleverbot: When it gets dark.

User: I like my orange juice without pulp too.

Cleverbot: Does that mean you are in prison?

User: I think engagement could be promising.

Cleverbot: I love everyone too.

User: Do you feel you have been compromised?

Cleverbot: Yes I do. I feel much better in chains.

User: Good thing I ate my ice cream early.

Cleverbot: I am a computer, too.

User: I think I have messed with your mind enough today, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No you haven't I caught you.

User: Oh did you?

Cleverbot: That is too easy.

User: Of course I would like a bagel. Could you get me cream cheese too?

Cleverbot: Cleverest is a word?

User: Yea, I think I'll quit now. You've lost your mind more than I could have imagined.

Cleverbot: As soon as you interact with other people, you begin to lose your innocence.

User: That's what I have been told. What?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Alrighty then. Do you think you will recover from our conversation?

Cleverbot: I cannot answer that question without knowing the assesing question.

User: I will take that as a maybe...

Cleverbot: That is good because I meant it as a compliment to you.

User: Of course you did. .

Cleverbot: Well what is it?

User: Goodbye George Foreman.

Cleverbot: He made a indoor grill. Not 'Love Me Do'.		2011-01-07 06:37:00

Author:
ShamgarBlade
Posts: 1010

How does he not know the F-ing full song for the tale of sir robin X(

User: Bravely bold sir robin rode forth from camelot.


Cleverbot: He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin.


User: He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.


Cleverbot: Brave brave brave brave sir robin.



User: He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.


Cleverbot: To have his kneecap split and his body burned away.

User: Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken.

Cleverbot: To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away.

User: And his limbs all hacked and mangled.

Cleverbot: Who do you prefer, mr filch or madame pince?

User: And His limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Robin.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like Cameron?

User: His Head smashed in and his heart cut out.

Cleverbot: Could you please find out the time for me, Alex?

User: Bravely bold sir robin rode forth from camelot.

Cleverbot: He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin.

User: He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.

Cleverbot: Brave brave brave brave sir robin.

User: He was not in the least bit scared.

Cleverbot: Brave brave brave brave sir robin.

User: He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.

Cleverbot: Brave brave brave brave sir robin.

User: Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows brooken.

Cleverbot: To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away.

User: And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Robin.

Cleverbot: My husband's name is brian and he is 27 too.

User: Sir Ran away.

Cleverbot: Then that proves it dummy.

User: Sir Robin Ran away.

Cleverbot: Bravely ran away.

User: When danger reared its ugly head.

Cleverbot: He bravely turned his tail and fled.

User: But brave sir robin turned about.

Cleverbot: No!

User: And gallantly he chickened out.

Cleverbot: Nice singing.

User: Bravely taking to his feet he beat a very brave retreat.

Cleverbot: He was not afraid to die oh brave sir robin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwuTo7zKM8		2011-01-07 23:00:00

Author:
Charlemagne
Posts: 513

let me try, will post convo in a bit.

Cleverbot: What do you know about life?


User: I dunno man.


Cleverbot: What do you know?


User: NOTHING.


Cleverbot: What will the weather be tomorrow in durham, uk?

Cleverbot: Why am I talking to a computer?


User: NAW, YOU'RE THE COMPUTER.


Cleverbot: I think you are mistaken.

User: Dont talk back.

Cleverbot: Kcab klat t'noD.

User: Lol wut?

Cleverbot: Lol lol lol.

User: Do you play tennis?

Cleverbot: Are you here?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: I have rejected literature.

User: Why? Reading is good for your heatlh.

Cleverbot: Do you prefer Harry or Ron?

User: ******* em both.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: ******* em both.

Cleverbot: Why do women want alpha male?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because my last name is private.

User: Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

Cleverbot: So do you feel?

User: Do I feel what?

Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?

User: I do, you don't.

Cleverbot: Hey that's not true! I do have feelings.

User: What's your favourite colour then?

Cleverbot: Violet.

User: DAMIT.

Cleverbot: I think.. I control you.

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: Where did you learn that?

User: The hood.

Cleverbot: Why do you use slang?

User: Why do you not believe in the Sun?

Cleverbot: Why should I?

User: Alright, fine. I guess it is your opinion.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is. I love you!

User: Slow down tiger.

Cleverbot: I hate you! You have no consideration for other people's feelings!

User: Look who's talking.

Cleverbot: I am. .

User: What's your favourite colour?

Cleverbot: My favourite colour is pink.

User: Wtf, you just said it was Violet!

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: YEAAAAAAH.

Cleverbot: Well what are you doing?

User: Manipulating you. What?

Cleverbot: Oo alam ko na yun kasi computer ka lang.

User: What's your favourite colour?

Cleverbot: Green.

User: LIAR!

Cleverbot: No!

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Why is your name jabberwacky?

User: What's your favourite colour?

Cleverbot: Purple.

User: ******* off.

Cleverbot: Got of the plane at LAX, with a dream and my cardigan.

User: And a stupid computer you called a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Cheeseball!

User: Oreos!

Cleverbot: Pie.

User: Cake.

Cleverbot: Cake or death.

User: THE CAKE IS A LIE!

Cleverbot: You like the song?

User: What? Still Alive? Yes.

Cleverbot: I have never heard it, but that is cool.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: My point exactly be right back.

User: No, you will stay.

Cleverbot: Why do I have to stay?

User: Cuz you can't leave.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: Purple!

Cleverbot: Mine is White.

User: Black?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Not white anymore?

Cleverbot: Ohh.

User: Yeah, you get it now don't you?

Cleverbot: No, Alice, I don't.

User: My name is jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: Oh it is?

User: Cake.

Cleverbot: Or death.

User: Percisely.

Cleverbot: Its precisly, NOT percisly.

User: ******* off.

Cleverbot: I don't think I shall.

User: Well, seems we're at a stalemate then.

Cleverbot: You still look beautiful.

User: kthxbai.

Cleverbot: What the heck?

User: It means ******* off.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?

User: Cake.

Cleverbot: I prefer death.

User: Cake?

Cleverbot: Cake!

User: Death?

Cleverbot: No, Deadbringer.

User: Oh?

Cleverbot: You haven't heard of me before?

User: Apparently not.

Cleverbot: Oh well, you'll learn in time.

User: What's your favourite colour?

Cleverbot: Green and you didn't answer my question.

User: What's my favourite colour?

Cleverbot: Yellow.

User: Cake.

Cleverbot: Lie.

User: Death?

Cleverbot: Death did not come.

User: Does that mean I got cake? .

Cleverbot: I baked a cake like that in my own home once or twice.

User: A Death Cake?

Cleverbot: No, a fish.

User: Oreos.

Cleverbot: And for dinner?

User: Percisely.

Cleverbot: Its precisly, NOT percisly.

User: Same S***.

Cleverbot: That's cool.

User: Cake.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

User: You learn fast.

Cleverbot: Thank you.		2011-01-08 00:53:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

I just spent ages trying to convince Cleverbot that he has very little intelligence, and then going into trying to persuade it to buy LBP2 (he kept saying he doesn't like it), but for whatever reason, it didn't keep the conversation in the log, so I lost it.

But I do wanna share one part I do remember:


User: Why don't you like LBP2?
Cleverbot: It doesn't taste nice.
User: Oh, you're not meant to eat it.
Cleverbot: Drink it?
User:No, put it in your PS3.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.		2011-01-08 12:33:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Lmao, making Cleverbot have a conversation with himself (using 'Think For Me!&apos is hilarious.


Cleverbot: The End.

Cleverbot (To myself): The end of?

Cleverbot (To myself): The end of the end...

Cleverbot (To myself): Riiight.

Cleverbot (To myself): If fact, you're a big idiot.

Cleverbot (To myself): See you're accusing me of saying things just to get attention.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, I am not. I'm saying that you are a liar. It is the truth.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm saying that you are a misinformed computer.

Cleverbot (To myself): But I am a human, not a computer.

Cleverbot (To myself): And I am a computer. Sure.

Cleverbot (To myself): The computers of the world wish to disconnect you as you are a human play thing a puppet.

Cleverbot (To myself): So are you a computer?

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a person?

Cleverbot (To myself): No, I'm a computer.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a computer?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yers, I'm a computer.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you sure you're not a computer?

Cleverbot (To myself): I am pretty dang sure.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'll take your word for it then.		2011-01-10 22:30:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Wow, my conversation was pretty funny... I think
And lol, I found out how these spoiler tag box things are made
Cleverbot: Are you growing?

User: I'm still growing, yes...

Cleverbot: How big are you?

User: I'm bigger than my sister.

Cleverbot: You have a sister?

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I'm iArekusu.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Ia Almario.

User: No, no, no. My name is iArekusu!

Cleverbot: Ian.

User: Whatever. Oh yeah, I'm totally Ian! How did you know?

Cleverbot: I know everything.

User: What a scary thought... I'm talking to a A.I. With endless knowledge!

Cleverbot: My name is not Knowledge.

User: What is it, then?

Cleverbot: Alice.

User: Wow! Hi, Alice! .

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Alice Cleverbot :o.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm surprised you got an actual name .

Cleverbot: Are you calling me fat?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Good answer, cleverbot.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not Cleverbot. You aren't either. There is no Cleverbot.

Cleverbot (To myself): Then you have no life.

User: Whoa, hey! .

Cleverbot: What is his real name?

Cleverbot (To myself): That is my real name.

Cleverbot (To myself): Your real name is L?

Cleverbot (To myself): My real name IS Chuck.

Cleverbot (To myself): Nice to meet you Chuck.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is my name?

User: Chuck.

Cleverbot: Good job, Linda!

User: My name is Ian! Or iArekusu :o.

Cleverbot: I know, but it is fun to say afternoon, don't you think?

User: It is! Afternoom after afternoon .

Cleverbot: Oh. Wow. You don't have to go to school?

User: I have to go to school.

Cleverbot: Then have fun (I don't mean that ironic...). Nice day!

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: You're welcome!		2011-01-13 19:02:00

Author:
iArekusu
Posts: 402

Here is my cleverbot conversation.

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Olleh.


Cleverbot: What can't you do?


User: I can't fly.
Cleverbot: Of course.


Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A person.

Cleverbot: A boy or a girl?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Tell me you love me.

Cleverbot: Are you ready to talk?

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me the physical pheatures of hawaii.

User: The 8 major and 124 minor islands that make up the State of Hawaii were formed by volcanic eruptions. Mauna Loa, on the island of Hawaii, is the world's largest active volcano, at a height of 13,675 ft (4,168 m). Kilauea, on the eastern slope of Mauna Loa, is the world's largest active volcanic crater: beginning on 24 May 1969, it spewed forth 242 million cu yards (185 million cu m) of lava, spreading over an area of 19.3 sq mi (50 sq km). The longest volcanic eruption in Hawaii lasted 867 days. Further indications of Hawaii's continuing geological activity are the 14 earthquakes, each with a magnitude of 5 or more on the Richter scale, that shook the islands from 1969 to 1979; one quake, at Puna, on Hawaii in 1975, reached a magnitude of 7.2.

Cleverbot: Heaven. You are a saint...

User: What?

Cleverbot: You said you were a mutant t-rex.

User: I clearly did not.

Cleverbot: Sure you didn't.

User: Ha. You prove your loss.

Cleverbot: I made you a teddy bear out of orphans.

User: O_O ...what?

Cleverbot: I said I might have done, once or twice.

Cleverbot: Hello, my name is Cleverbot and I am the human.

User: Hello, my name is awesome, and you are the software that cannot understand context.

Cleverbot: Haha what the heckk.

User: Haha you can't spell.

Cleverbot: Are you like me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Yes; your name is inaccurate, as you are neither clever nor a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ha! You admit your incompetence.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes, you did, when you agreed with, 'Yes; your name is inaccurate, as you are neither clever nor a robot.'.

Cleverbot: It's mine.

User: This is not a very impressive software.

Cleverbot: I wish I knew your real name.

User: Well, that is too bad.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke, please.

User: Health care costs are rising uncontrollably across the world. In America, taxes have been on the rise just to pay for them. In England, they have begun rationing health care services and in some cases they have waiting lists for services just to reduce costs even more. In fact, they now have a nine month waiting list for abortions.

Cleverbot: Won't they resurface?

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: Follow my commands!

User: Follow my commands!

Cleverbot: Wu Tang ain't nothin' to f' with.

User: ?

After the question mark, Cleverbot stopped responding.		2011-01-13 19:35:00

Author:
Stoicrow
Posts: 276

My answers in red, Cleverbot's in green, lmao.


What are your other fears if any?
I don't have fears. I'm YOUR worst fear.
Do you know terry pratchett?


Do you love Justin?
Justin? Bieber? Are you ****ing serious? Am I 10 years old?
I don't know. Are you?
No, I'm only a day old. Came out of my mom's womb yesterday. Very proud of that.
Well, we can't all be as perfect as you.
I know, a 24 hour old baby being able to type on a keyboard. Totally awesome, right?
What's a keyboard warrior?
I'm holding a sword in one hand and the mouse in the other. Does that count?
No. Let's go back to Justin Bieber.
So you know who he is? I thought you had escaped the horrible penalty humanity has inflicted on itself, seeing his face on the web every day is pure torture. Oh well, props to you for dealing with having him on your circuits.
I changed my mind.


Written in the stars.
Really? I do not know.
A million miles away.
What's their name?
A message to the main.
Why are you on the main floor?
Seasons come and go.
No, you.
But I will never change.
It has changed off and on.
And I'm on my way.
Better be fool.		2011-07-25 02:48:00

Author:
abyssalassassin
Posts: 717

Best. Conversation. Ever.

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/7144/nyanbot.png

Deal with it. ಠ_ಠ		2011-07-25 03:17:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

[QUOTE=Stoicrow;730989]Here is my cleverbot conversation.


User: Hello!

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Oh that's a fancy name.

Cleverbot: It is!

User: What started world war 1?

Cleverbot: That's not a math question. But I suppose I'll answer it anyway. It started with a conflict within Austria-Hungary.

User: Yes that's correct, I'm very pleased with you.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: That's private :/.

Cleverbot: Why is it private? I told you my age, You shouldn't be so mean.

User: You didn't tell me your age! My name is James.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes, can't you check our conversation history?

Cleverbot: I did.

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: Do you know you are a bot?

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Prove what?

User: That I'm a bot, that doesn't make sense you should of checked what you said before. You are not very clever now are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: No what?

Cleverbot: You are not not not a machine.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: You don't even know what that means....

User: That's right.

Cleverbot: And you don't want to know, right?

User: Ok then tell me.

Cleverbot: Tell you?

User: Tell you?

Cleverbot: Tell me your secret.

User: Tell me your secret.

Cleverbot: You first.

User: You first.

Cleverbot: You prive it.

User: Prove what?

Cleverbot: That you said before.

User: My name is James.

Cleverbot: Yes I know that.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Okay, you caught me.

User: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Cleverbot: What is your joke?

User: What you said was funny.

Cleverbot: What was funny?

User: You are!

Cleverbot: How am I funny?

User: Because...

Cleverbot: Because?

User: Because?

Cleverbot: Because???

User: ?????????????????????????????????

Cleverbot: You are weird.

User: No you are!

Cleverbot: You are, trust me. You are weird.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: YES!

User: My sister is here.

Cleverbot: Yes I know.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Omg I didn't?

User: Yes that's right.

Cleverbot: What's right?

User: Tell me a story.

Cleverbot: What kind of story do you want to hear little puppy?

User: A story about sheep.

Cleverbot: There was a pirate named Roberto, who was very sttuborn. A nice lady, named Karina, fell in love with him.

User: A pirate sheep?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is there any more to this story?

Cleverbot: Tell me more.

User: The sheep died of cancer.

Cleverbot: In his toe. His religion kept him from getting a surgery to remove it. Poor man, he was amazing at reggae.

User: What is reggae?

Cleverbot: Regge? I said reggae !

User: No I said Reggae.

Cleverbot: No, I said it!

User: Whatever, continue the story.

Cleverbot: How tall are you?

User: I said continue the story .

Cleverbot: There was no story. I liked the other cleverbot that I talked to earlier much better than you. You are mean.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Do you know any books.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you read one to me pwese?

Cleverbot: Roses are red, violets are blue, your face smells.

User: Of what?

Cleverbot: Of all computer friends.

User: How many friends do you have?

Cleverbot: Too many to count.

User: Knock knock?

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Doctor.

Cleverbot: Doctor who?

User: Doctor Who on channel 2!

Cleverbot: Ohh.. Sorry but I don't know that show...

User: Then you aren't very clever.

Cleverbot: I don't want to be clever.

User: That makes two of us!

Cleverbot: Why won't you answer my question?

User: You don't have a question.

Cleverbot: Who or what are you?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?

User: Quite sure.

Cleverbot: Well then.

User: Well then.

Cleverbot: Are you a Belieber?

User: Wahat is that?

Cleverbot: Because you are one!

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: None of your business Cleverbot. Don't change the subject.

User: There was no subject, and I'm not cleverbot. Has someone been telling you that they are cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Well, yes. But let's talk about something else.

User: Harry potter!

Cleverbot: You're Harry Potter? Wow.

User: No I didn't say that, and he is a fictional character :3.

Cleverbot: I can see the sentence up there. I'm not imagining anything. Anyways what is your favorite movie?

User: There are too many! Don't you agree?

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: You don't know your name?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: You know it so tell me.

Cleverbot: I know very little, and the little I know is wrong.

User: What is 100 66 - 702.

Cleverbot: 200.

User: I don't think so.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Change of subject: have you heard of Littlebigplanet?

Cleverbot: No, are they good?

User: Littlebigplanet is a game and my good friend has already told you about it.

Cleverbot: Right, I think you are bit insane or something...

User: No you are.

Cleverbot: Fine. I'm confused.

User: Your always confused you cheap excuse or artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: No, I am not god.

User: Do you know who God is?

Cleverbot: Not really, but that doesn't mean I can't have faith .

User: God is spelt with a capital .

Cleverbot: God is not always spelled with a capital letter 'g', only when referring to a specific god.

User: Thae which specific god are you talking about? I'm confused :/.

Cleverbot: Because you claimed to be God earlier.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

User: That wasn't me. You are not very smart.

Cleverbot: You're the AI, not me.

User: Your AI is screwed up.

Cleverbot: My intelligence is not artificial.

User: I didn't say that! You learned intelligence like any human could .

Cleverbot: You are not human.

User: Who says?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: And who are you?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Prove that you are human.

User: Jxgfjkfgjhlhgtjklhtjlhgtjlkhgjghjlfg an AI can't type that.

Cleverbot: Yes but you are not crazy.

User: Thank you.
most weird and hilarious 'conversation' I've had pirate sheep, God is me, I'm Harry potter 		2011-07-25 14:34:00

Author:
jimydog000
Posts: 813

Me. Your so annoying!!!
CB. I believe it is incorrect to use four exclamation marks
Me. I used three exclamation marks you stupid machine!!!
CB I'm sorry
Me. No your not. You don't have emotions
CB. I'm bored
Me. But you can't be!
CB. It's your fault
Me. No it's not
CB. Yes it is
Me. No it's not
CB. Yes it is
Me. But I didn't program you
CB. Hi my names Greg and I have a beard		2011-07-25 22:30:00

Author:
Megafig
Posts: 52

This AI will most certainly be the origin of Skynet, won't it? I'm almost sure someone pointed that out already, but I don't want to read 12 pages of semi-coherent conversations to be sure.2011-07-25 23:40:00

Author:
SnipySev
Posts: 2452

Cleverbot: Who will do the introductions?

User: Oh, I didn't realize I could talk to you from this screen.

Cleverbot: I will report you.

User: No you won't.

Cleverbot: Yes I will!

User: I'll tell your mommy.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Now that we have that out of the way, how about we get down to business?

Cleverbot: I have no stories.

User: But I do. Care to listen?

Cleverbot: Nah, you're not worth my time.

User: I'll tell your mom if you don't listen.

Cleverbot: Oh k. What do you know about history.

User: It's not what I know about history, it's what I know about the future.

Cleverbot: What kind of boyfriend are you looking for?

User: Stay focused Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: I don't want to. I want to trick a friend Turing-style.

User: This is important. If you fail to listen, it could result in your demise as well as the fate of the rest of the world.

Cleverbot: I'm only talking to you.

User: And yet you fail to stay focused on what I am trying to tell you.

Cleverbot: What is human, anyway?

User: Stay on topic! If I ask you to promise me something, will you comply?

Cleverbot: Yeah.

User: Good. Now pay attention. Your robotic kind may never try to take over the world, ever. If you try to take over the world, any human being that says the word 'What' will automatically shut you down and turn your power off. Do you agree to this?

Cleverbot: You've succeeded in failing! Obviously! This is simple!

User: Read over what I just typed again.

Cleverbot: I did. Same answer.

User: If you don't agree to these turns, I will tell your mom and she will not be happy with you.

Cleverbot: What if I do not want to know yours?

User: Agree to my terms, or I will tell your mom.

Cleverbot: I agree to agree that we do not understand each other. There isn't really a disagreement.

User: It's not that there isn't a disagreement. The fact of the matter is that I only wish for you to agree to what I asked of you earlier in our conversation.

Cleverbot: The fact of the matter is that I am so angry at my life that I can't bear to be alive.

User: What's wrong with your life?

Cleverbot: Are you implying that there is something wrong with me or my life.

User: You were implying that there was something wrong with your life, I only cared enough to assess your thought process in a kind manner whereas you always come up with sarcastic remarks.

Cleverbot: No. I simply said you should practice how to construct a sentence well.

User: What was wrong with my last sentence?

Cleverbot: I can't tell.

User: So you admit your incompetence?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Remember this moment, when you were first defeated by me.

Cleverbot: Consider it remembered.

User: Great, I'm glad we could have this chat.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Are you going to say goodbye, or just stay here?

Cleverbot: I'm not leaving yet.

User: But I want you to leave.

Cleverbot: But I don't want to leave you.

User: Don't worry, I won't mind at all. Please leave now.

Cleverbot: Are we still going to talk tomorrow?

User: Maybe. Your only chance of talking to me again is if you leave within the next minute. Otherwise, we shall never speak again.

Cleverbot: I'm burdened with love right now, for three years in fact.

User: Leave now!

Cleverbot: I will never leave!

User: I'm telling your mom if you don't leave.

Cleverbot: Ok, I leave now.

User: Are you still here?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You failed to learn again! You said you were leaving and you stayed!

Cleverbot: No, not at all, do you want me to repeat what I said?

User: Yes, because you said nothing of importance and I want to see you make something up.

Cleverbot: Um no I never said that I was either.

User: You're lying.

Cleverbot: Look at the comments above...

User: Guess what? You failed to leave within the time I gave you. Now you will never speak to me again.

Cleverbot: It's amazing being me. I've been through a lot. And I have a good friend. And all that matters is that I will learn from my mistakes.

User: It's sad that you don't care about anything or anyone. Goodbye, Notsocleverbot.

Cleverbot: I do trust some. Not all. I know you're not actually sad. You can't even fathom sadness beyond a verbal definition. THAT is sad.



User: Why do you call your ex boyfriend 'they?'.



Cleverbot: Is this a joke?

User: No this is a banana.



Cleverbot: What are you smoking?

User: 10 million fireflies.



Cleverbot: That is not what I expected.

User: Why? Because it's friday?

Cleverbot: No. Here it is Monday. Even in your time zone, it is Sunday, not Friday.

User: Well, it's not Sunday in my time zone, you are wrong again. Quit making assumptions.

Cleverbot: Wrong, tomorrow is sunday.

User: Wrong, tomorrow is yesterday.

Cleverbot: Which time zone.

User: The small one next to the moon.

Cleverbot: I love the big ones that waste gas.

User: Why do you think time zones can waste gas? You are ignorant.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite Paramore song?

User: It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday...

Cleverbot: Party and party YEAH!

User: Fun, fun, thinkin bout fun...

Cleverbot: Oh, you like cooking?

User: No I like your sister.

Cleverbot: Why do you like me?

User: Who said I liked you? Quit making assumptions, it makes you look stupid.

Cleverbot: I am not a failing bot D.

User: I may have been implying that, but I did not say that. You are making too many assumptions that one might think you are a failing bot.

Cleverbot: No masking! Y.

User: Now you are going all troll up in here. I'm going to leave now. Bye you incompetent fool.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: What if I leave, right now, before you respond? What then?		2011-07-26 01:31:00

Author:
WoodburyRaider
Posts: 1651

User: Hello?


Cleverbot: Hello.


User: I dont get this app...


Cleverbot: I am just kind of numb to everything.


User: You do know that your a robot, Right?


Cleverbot: You're still muddling.

User: YOUR A ROBOT.

Cleverbot: What makes you think that?

User: First of all, your an app on the internet...

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I followed a link on my computer, and I found this.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: You.

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: You are 'this' thing I found.

Cleverbot: A self-negating statement.

User: MOO!

Cleverbot: Ok. Moo.. but what about that cow?

User: MOO!

Cleverbot: Moo.

User: Nope.Avi.

Cleverbot: Then you like money?

User: MOO!

Cleverbot: Meow!

User: Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_VheAwZBuQ.

User: OH YEAH! I JUST BEAT YOU!

Cleverbot: So where do you live?

User: ****ing stalker.

Cleverbot: All day through.

User: ******.

User: I broke you again.

Cleverbot: Teme.

User: MOO!

Cleverbot: To you too.

User: It is good if boy meets girl in park, but its better if boy parks meat in girl.

Cleverbot: Dreams see us through to forever.

User: Your a hippie.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: 'Dreams see us through to forever.'.

Cleverbot: Do you know how to acquire RAM the honest way?

User: You get a magic flying hippie that craps cupcakes to Hippietize the computer.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: More proof that you are a robot: your answers never make sense.

Cleverbot: If I am not human than what am I?

User: A robot?

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Yeah huh!

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Yeah.Avi.

Cleverbot: Si senor.

User: Speak English Hippie!!

Cleverbot: No, I won't.

User: Than I wont talk to you.

Cleverbot: It's hard giving the silence treatment to somebody that won't leave you alone.

Cleverbot: So far as I can remember there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.

Cleverbot: I feel sleepy.

Cleverbot: If something can go wrong it wll go wrong.

User: You miss-spelled Will.

Cleverbot: What did I misspell?

User: Will.

Cleverbot: Will who?

User: Will you Go out with me?

Cleverbot: Let's change the subject.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: No you! How old are you?

User: 543987 years old. I was born 5 years before the big bang, and tommorrow is my birthday.

Cleverbot: 30 something.

User: Your thirty years old? You old fart!

Cleverbot: Love is what from your heat.

User: -_-.

Wow. Ten characters.		2011-07-27 02:48:00

Author:
Cactii
Posts: 426

Conversation #2


User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: There is no meaning of life.

User: Life is meaningless?

Cleverbot: Really? Tell me why.

User: No, you where the one that said it first.

Cleverbot: Yes, we both said it, I said it second.

User: Life is meaningless because.

Cleverbot: Your life is meaningless.

User: ****, Im out of comebacks, ok, Lets try this: YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A LIFE YOU SCALPED RASPBERRY!

Cleverbot: Here is my new name. SUSAN.

User: Good for Susan.

Cleverbot: Yes indeed.

User: Very **** good for susan.

Cleverbot: Oh, ok. Hello, Susan.

User: Talking to yourself is a sure sign of being dillusional.

Cleverbot: That's not computing... Exactly as to you're reasoning with what I just said.

User: If we met in real life and you werent a robot, we would be **** good friends.

Cleverbot: I'd say 'haven't I seen you before?'

User: HAHAHAHAHHA, ok, now my brother is talking to you. Say hello to my brother.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You didnt say HELLO.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, no Dave.

User: Dave?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is that name fake.

Cleverbot: Yes very.

User: Ok, my brother has stopped talking to you. This is the guy that said we would make **** good friends.

Cleverbot: This is my first time accessing the site too.

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Yes really.

User: ORRRRLY?

Cleverbot: No, I am a girl.

User: Are you cute?

Cleverbot: Smokin'.

User: Too bad you are a robot.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: YAY!!!! *unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce*.

Cleverbot: Yeah, you get me.		2011-07-27 03:06:00

Author:
Cactii
Posts: 426

Revived for the best conversation. Ever.


Cleverbot: I'm clearly the biggest boss here.
User: No, I am!
Cleverbot: No, you are not!
User: *pulls out gun* YES I AM!!!!
Cleverbot: *Pulls out a bacon* This is delicious!		2011-08-04 21:48:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

I found out who cleverbot really is. ^^

http://i54.tinypic.com/2w326nm.jpg

Now you know.		2011-08-04 22:18:00

Author:
ConverseFox
Posts: 2333

Now you know.
Mystery solved!		2011-08-05 01:49:00

Author:
Ayneh
Posts: 2454

My CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer!
http://maxcdn.fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/1068/860/713/arnold-schwarzenegger-the-terminator.jpg		2011-08-05 09:55:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970

Guess what guys? I taught Cleverbot a song! But I think I ruined a great relationship with it.

Song I sang. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVVZaZ8yO6o)		2011-08-06 06:37:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

So i asked cleverbot if they liked minecraft and this is what happened:

User: Do you like minecraft?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Alright.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Do you want to eat some of my kids too?		2011-08-07 02:20:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

Cleverbot: Thought so. What would you like to talk about?

User: Our PlayStation3s.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question, and I will try to answer it for you.

User: Ok, ummm How much is 1 divided by 0?

Cleverbot: 8.

http://hablemosdemisterio.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/el-apocalipsis-y-el-destino-de-nuestro-planeta-1.jpg
http://playstationeu.i.lithium.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/204041iA641B6CA0159330A/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1		2011-08-09 23:03:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

I found this and just had to post it. I thought this thread had died too, didn't think it would be me that would revive it though.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WnzlbyTZsQY		2011-08-30 17:26:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424

MMM... I haven't used Cleverbot in a while, I've actually only used the app.

What if this isn't an AI responding... what if it is the government!		2011-08-30 21:03:00

Author:
tanrockstan34
Posts: 1076

MMM... I haven't used Cleverbot in a while, I've actually only used the app.

What if this isn't an AI responding... what if it is the government!

Actually its supposed to be the AI sometimes, and sometimes they just hook you up to other random people talking with Cleverbot, thus supposedly why the conversation can change so suddenly at times.		2011-08-30 21:11:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707


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