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All Red Objects Around You Are Now Missiles
Archive: 87 posts
Did you survive? ![]() | 2008-09-27 23:16:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes ![]() Posts: 1100 |
Nearly but your sig got me. | 2008-09-27 23:17:00 Author: Rabid-Coot ![]() Posts: 6728 |
I suppose. WTH R U talking about??? ![]() | 2008-09-27 23:17:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Well I am wearing a red t-shirt..... OH SH- | 2008-09-27 23:18:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes ![]() Posts: 1100 |
nope there is a large box right near me that just blew me up | 2008-09-27 23:19:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Oh **** I have like 10 redbooks on my shelf!! BOOOM![]() | 2008-09-27 23:21:00 Author: Sage ![]() Posts: 2068 |
I have a red eye, ![]() | 2008-09-27 23:30:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino ![]() Posts: 5250 |
I have a red eye, ![]() Owned . | 2008-09-27 23:31:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes ![]() Posts: 1100 |
My heart is red. | 2008-09-27 23:31:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
I just imploded because of my blood ![]() | 2008-09-27 23:36:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes ![]() Posts: 1100 |
I just lost my manhood, and my thighs :S | 2008-09-27 23:39:00 Author: DrunkMiffy ![]() Posts: 2758 |
Red t-shirt too... *Sucked into self like a black hole* | 2008-09-27 23:47:00 Author: moleynator ![]() Posts: 2914 |
I just imploded because of my blood ![]() Blood is actually blue until it surfaces into oxygen. I just lost my manhood, and my thighs :S Are you implying that you're a firecrotch? | 2008-09-27 23:50:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Blood is actually blue until it surfaces into oxygen. Wrong. Blood in the arteries is bright red from the oxygen content, blood in the veins is dark red from the lack of oxygen. Blood in veins can look "blue" when viewed through the skin because of light refraction and other factors. Anyway, who knew pen lids could be lethal weapons? | 2008-09-27 23:52:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes ![]() Posts: 1100 |
red sofa, red walls red t-shirt, red box, red painting and red jacket. i am so dead.![]() ![]() | 2008-09-27 23:58:00 Author: Don Vhalt ![]() Posts: 2270 |
Wrong. Blood in the arteries is bright red from the oxygen content, blood in the veins is dark red from the lack of oxygen. Blood in veins can look "blue" when viewed through the skin because of light refraction and other factors. Anyway, who knew pen lids could be lethal weapons? You have no say in this, you're dead. | 2008-09-27 23:59:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Let me guess, you are trying to take Stix's superlative? ![]() | 2008-09-28 00:02:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Yes, no, maybe so. What? | 2008-09-28 00:03:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes ![]() Posts: 1100 |
My walls are painted red![]() | 2008-09-28 00:11:00 Author: Killian ![]() Posts: 2575 |
If everything is a missle, doesn't that mean that it goes in a certain direction? So couldn't they all just go in the opposite direction of you. | 2008-09-28 00:16:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
If everything is a missle, doesn't that mean that it goes in a certain direction? So couldn't they all just go in the opposite direction of you. Shhhh....You're supposed to be dead.... | 2008-09-28 00:17:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes ![]() Posts: 1100 |
uhm, I think i will come out relatively un-scathed. Thank GOD i'm not in my old room.. pained read ceiling, walls, carpet, curtains.. ect.. I'd just be vapourized... assuming somebody triggered them to go off, ofcourse. | 2008-09-28 01:51:00 Author: Maltay ![]() Posts: 2073 |
Well...I'm not sure, but probably not. If they were more of arcade-style slower missiles, I might be able to escape by quickly stepping out my room and shutting the door. I've got an album, a pencil can (with a pencil), several books, and some Ferrari models, but they're just far enough away... ...Wait. There's a mechanical pencil, ironically already pointed towards me, that is just inches away from my chest. (Dangit.) *Dies.* | 2008-09-28 01:56:00 Author: Mark D. Stroyer ![]() Posts: 632 |
a bull was about to kill me then my red cloth turned into a missile and blew up the bull. thank you Guywithnoeyes for saving my life! | 2008-09-28 03:09:00 Author: Darkelite105 ![]() Posts: 374 |
Shhhh....You're supposed to be dead.... No I'm not. Nothing red here. OMG! Santa!!! What are you doing!?! Get the hell out of here!!! *ducks under bed* Elmo!!!?!?!!! Good God!!! *jumps out window* | 2008-09-28 03:57:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
What if the missiles are all duds? | 2008-09-28 04:13:00 Author: Code1337 ![]() Posts: 3476 |
What if the missiles are all duds? Then that is incredibly convenient. ![]() | 2008-09-28 04:14:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
NO NEO....NOT THE RED PILL! O_O *TV explodes* Well, that was interesting ._. | 2008-09-28 05:11:00 Author: Stix489 ![]() Posts: 2080 |
no red objects here, I live!!! unless you count red in desktop, if so then I'm dead, my wallpaper is mostly red For those who are wondering what was on my desktop that screwed me over... http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/168/8/7/Inspector_Gadget_by_rubendevela.jpg yea, resist putting that in your desktop.... | 2008-09-28 06:12:00 Author: Reshin ![]() Posts: 1081 |
no red objects here, I live!!! unless you count red in desktop, if so then I'm dead, my wallpaper is mostly red Hurry! Open up a window! Fast! Edit: Haha! I just realized that that sounds quite literal! lol! ![]() | 2008-09-28 06:15:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
w00t and guess who survivor's the cape master! | 2008-09-28 06:36:00 Author: Thee-Flash ![]() Posts: 3154 |
Yay, I survived +D | 2008-09-28 09:12:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Yay, I survived +D Just wait until that delivery guy gets there with that basket of apples I sent you... *snickers* | 2008-09-28 09:14:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
O noes D: *locks the door* | 2008-09-28 09:17:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Well, I'm blind in one eye, and I recently received a bag full of Apples. BUT TEH APPLEZ WERE GREENZ0RZ EYE WIN GG NO REE KTHXBAI! | 2008-09-28 09:25:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino ![]() Posts: 5250 |
KTHXBAIILY xD | 2008-09-28 10:57:00 Author: Stix489 ![]() Posts: 2080 |
Well, I'm blind in one eye, and I recently received a bag full of Apples. BUT TEH APPLEZ WERE GREENZ0RZ EYE WIN GG NO REE KTHXBAI! KTHXBAIILY xD ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 2008-09-28 10:58:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Woah, Snake can clone more times than I thought. | 2008-09-28 10:59:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Woah, Snake can clone more times than I thought. LOL! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 2008-09-28 11:02:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Faulty chip or wire...? O_O | 2008-09-28 11:03:00 Author: Stix489 ![]() Posts: 2080 |
Woah, Snake can clone more times than I thought. lol ![]() ![]() ![]() | 2008-09-28 11:38:00 Author: Don Vhalt ![]() Posts: 2270 |
Vhalt...Look at your avatar...look at his pocket...look, at death! >=D | 2008-09-28 11:54:00 Author: Stix489 ![]() Posts: 2080 |
xD Glad you guys got it ![]() | 2008-09-28 12:01:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
I'm not. The laughing hurt my ribs. ![]() | 2008-09-28 12:02:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
xD Glad you guys got it ![]() I got it, and I laughed, but I decided to post nothing about it just because I'm cool like that...kthxbaiilyROVAL. | 2008-09-28 12:14:00 Author: Stix489 ![]() Posts: 2080 |
xD By the way, I'm dead now. Thank you very much Stix grr | 2008-09-28 12:16:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Wah? What did I do? D: (Xtreme Shifty FACE! *w*) | 2008-09-28 12:19:00 Author: Stix489 ![]() Posts: 2080 |
You made me look at the pocket... OF DOOM D= | 2008-09-28 12:24:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Vhalt...Look at your avatar...look at his pocket...look, at death! >=D **** you killed me. ![]() ![]() | 2008-09-28 12:31:00 Author: Don Vhalt ![]() Posts: 2270 |
Stix, I love your new avatar. /off topic. NOW YOU ARE ALL DEAD! | 2008-09-28 13:31:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes ![]() Posts: 1100 |
It's on topic in my Golden Thread xD | 2008-09-28 13:36:00 Author: Stix489 ![]() Posts: 2080 |
X............. | 2008-09-28 13:39:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
It's on topic in my Golden Thread xDO RLY? Well, did you make it yourself? Also, shall we try stay on topic? ![]() | 2008-09-28 13:39:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes ![]() Posts: 1100 |
Stix, I love your new avatar. /off topic. NOW YOU ARE ALL DEAD! i'm a zombie sackboy. you can't kill a zombie sackboy ![]() | 2008-09-28 13:46:00 Author: Don Vhalt ![]() Posts: 2270 |
XX............. | 2008-09-28 13:47:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Correction, you can't kill ANY Sackboy! =D Also, did I mention I was colour blind? | 2008-09-28 13:47:00 Author: Stix489 ![]() Posts: 2080 |
^ so, the objects are still red lol. | 2008-09-28 13:49:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes ![]() Posts: 1100 |
DIE ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 2008-09-28 13:52:00 Author: Don Vhalt ![]() Posts: 2270 |
xxx............. | 2008-09-28 13:52:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Prove it to me, and I'll gladly accept the fact that it's about to explode in my face =D | 2008-09-28 13:52:00 Author: Stix489 ![]() Posts: 2080 |
http://darmano.typepad.com/logic_emotion/images/red.jpg | 2008-09-28 13:55:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes ![]() Posts: 1100 |
Prove it to me, and I'll gladly accept the fact that it's about to explode in my face =D the proof is it just exploded in your face. ![]() ![]() ![]() | 2008-09-28 13:55:00 Author: Don Vhalt ![]() Posts: 2270 |
This thread also doubles as a Colour Blind Test | 2008-09-28 13:56:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes ![]() Posts: 1100 |
Eyelssguy...I see nothing, are you trying to play some sort of trick on me? >_<' Vhalt: Not unless it was red, in which case I wouldn't know =D | 2008-09-28 13:56:00 Author: Stix489 ![]() Posts: 2080 |
I'm no dog. | 2008-09-28 13:57:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Eyelssguy...I see nothing, are you trying to play some sort of trick on me? >_<' Vhalt: Not unless it was red, in which case I wouldn't know =D What, can you not see this? http://darmano.typepad.com/logic_emotion/images/red.jpg | 2008-09-28 13:58:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes ![]() Posts: 1100 |
No...I mean, if you're trying to tell me something through some kind of colourful background with white writing, then it's not working...>_> | 2008-09-28 14:00:00 Author: Stix489 ![]() Posts: 2080 |
Eyelssguy...I see nothing, are you trying to play some sort of trick on me? >_<' Vhalt: Not unless it was red, in which case I wouldn't know =D i can't prove there is any red stuff... so i'll just shoot you. die ![]() | 2008-09-28 14:01:00 Author: Don Vhalt ![]() Posts: 2270 |
i can't prove there is any red stuff... so i'll just shoot you. die![]() LOL! ![]() | 2008-09-28 14:02:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Argh! The "Report a Post" sign just got me! (Again) | 2008-09-28 14:04:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes ![]() Posts: 1100 |
double post sorry | 2008-09-28 14:05:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes ![]() Posts: 1100 |
Hmm, one can report his own post...interesting ._. | 2008-09-28 14:06:00 Author: Stix489 ![]() Posts: 2080 |
LOL! ![]() yeah i have 2 missiles, a shotgun, 7 pistols and the RYNO IV (from ratchet and clank TOD) in my pocket. ![]() | 2008-09-28 14:08:00 Author: Don Vhalt ![]() Posts: 2270 |
Compensating for something V-man? xD | 2008-09-28 14:10:00 Author: Stix489 ![]() Posts: 2080 |
Compensating for something V-man? xD no and didn't i kill you. DIE "shoots stix 168 times". stay dead this time. | 2008-09-28 14:25:00 Author: Don Vhalt ![]() Posts: 2270 |
*Kills everyone for no reason* I felt like it ![]() | 2008-09-28 14:26:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes ![]() Posts: 1100 |
Didn't you know? COLOURBLIND PEOPLE DON'T DIE! BAHAHAAHA! AHAAHAH! AHAAHAHAHAHA AHAHA....Yeah >_> | 2008-09-28 14:29:00 Author: Stix489 ![]() Posts: 2080 |
*salesman walks by* "Come get your fresh, hot Phoenix Downs, 2 for 1!!!" | 2008-09-28 14:29:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
*Kills everyone for no reason* I felt like it ![]() i'm a zombie sackboy . zombie sackboys are unkillable. ![]() | 2008-09-28 14:29:00 Author: Don Vhalt ![]() Posts: 2270 |
I eat headless chickens. | 2008-09-28 14:45:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
I engulf decapitated poultry. | 2008-09-28 14:46:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
I eat headless chickens. I engulf decapitated poultry. lol wtf. random much? | 2008-09-28 14:49:00 Author: Don Vhalt ![]() Posts: 2270 |
I engulf decapitated poultry. I enjoy masticating on the tender meat of a commonly farmed bird whom has been slaughtered and prepared for me without ones cranium. | 2008-09-28 14:56:00 Author: Maltay ![]() Posts: 2073 |
I think he just owned you all >_> | 2008-09-28 15:00:00 Author: Stix489 ![]() Posts: 2080 |
I can't be owned... ... *retreats to Gold foundation* | 2008-09-28 15:03:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
I enjoy masticating on the tender meat of a commonly farmed bird whom has been slaughtered and prepared for me without ones cranium. WTF?! lol ![]() *runs to library for thesaurus* | 2008-09-28 15:04:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
Well the room im in is painted red.. OH FU...! (BOOM) WTF?! lol ![]() *runs to library for thesaurus* masticating means chewing, dont worry. | 2008-09-28 15:12:00 Author: Unknown User ![]() |
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