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All Red Objects Around You Are Now Missiles

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Did you survive? 2008-09-27 23:16:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


Nearly but your sig got me.2008-09-27 23:17:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


I suppose.

WTH R U talking about???
2008-09-27 23:17:00

Author:
Unknown User


Well I am wearing a red t-shirt.....


OH SH-
2008-09-27 23:18:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


nope there is a large box right near me that just blew me up2008-09-27 23:19:00

Author:
Unknown User


Oh **** I have like 10 redbooks on my shelf!! BOOOM2008-09-27 23:21:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068


I have a red eye, 2008-09-27 23:30:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250


I have a red eye,

Owned .
2008-09-27 23:31:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


My heart is red.2008-09-27 23:31:00

Author:
Unknown User


I just imploded because of my blood 2008-09-27 23:36:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


I just lost my manhood, and my thighs :S2008-09-27 23:39:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


Red t-shirt too...

*Sucked into self like a black hole*
2008-09-27 23:47:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914


I just imploded because of my blood

Blood is actually blue until it surfaces into oxygen.


I just lost my manhood, and my thighs :S

Are you implying that you're a firecrotch?
2008-09-27 23:50:00

Author:
Unknown User


Blood is actually blue until it surfaces into oxygen.


Wrong.

Blood in the arteries is bright red from the oxygen content, blood in the veins is dark red from the lack of oxygen. Blood in veins can look "blue" when viewed through the skin because of light refraction and other factors.


Anyway, who knew pen lids could be lethal weapons?
2008-09-27 23:52:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


red sofa, red walls red t-shirt, red box, red painting and red jacket. i am so dead.2008-09-27 23:58:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


Wrong.

Blood in the arteries is bright red from the oxygen content, blood in the veins is dark red from the lack of oxygen. Blood in veins can look "blue" when viewed through the skin because of light refraction and other factors.


Anyway, who knew pen lids could be lethal weapons?

You have no say in this, you're dead.
2008-09-27 23:59:00

Author:
Unknown User


Let me guess, you are trying to take Stix's superlative? 2008-09-28 00:02:00

Author:
Unknown User


Yes, no, maybe so.

What?
2008-09-28 00:03:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


My walls are painted red2008-09-28 00:11:00

Author:
Killian
Posts: 2575


If everything is a missle, doesn't that mean that it goes in a certain direction? So couldn't they all just go in the opposite direction of you.2008-09-28 00:16:00

Author:
Unknown User


If everything is a missle, doesn't that mean that it goes in a certain direction? So couldn't they all just go in the opposite direction of you.

Shhhh....You're supposed to be dead....
2008-09-28 00:17:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


uhm, I think i will come out relatively un-scathed. Thank GOD i'm not in my old room.. pained read ceiling, walls, carpet, curtains.. ect.. I'd just be vapourized... assuming somebody triggered them to go off, ofcourse.2008-09-28 01:51:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


Well...I'm not sure, but probably not. If they were more of arcade-style slower missiles, I might be able to escape by quickly stepping out my room and shutting the door. I've got an album, a pencil can (with a pencil), several books, and some Ferrari models, but they're just far enough away...

...Wait. There's a mechanical pencil, ironically already pointed towards me, that is just inches away from my chest. (Dangit.)

*Dies.*
2008-09-28 01:56:00

Author:
Mark D. Stroyer
Posts: 632


a bull was about to kill me then my red cloth turned into a missile and blew up the bull. thank you Guywithnoeyes for saving my life!2008-09-28 03:09:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


Shhhh....You're supposed to be dead....

No I'm not. Nothing red here.

OMG! Santa!!! What are you doing!?! Get the hell out of here!!!

*ducks under bed*

Elmo!!!?!?!!! Good God!!!

*jumps out window*
2008-09-28 03:57:00

Author:
Unknown User


What if the missiles are all duds?2008-09-28 04:13:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


What if the missiles are all duds?

Then that is incredibly convenient.
2008-09-28 04:14:00

Author:
Unknown User


NO NEO....NOT THE RED PILL! O_O

*TV explodes*

Well, that was interesting ._.
2008-09-28 05:11:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


no red objects here, I live!!! unless you count red in desktop, if so then I'm dead, my wallpaper is mostly red

For those who are wondering what was on my desktop that screwed me over...

http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/168/8/7/Inspector_Gadget_by_rubendevela.jpg


yea, resist putting that in your desktop....
2008-09-28 06:12:00

Author:
Reshin
Posts: 1081


no red objects here, I live!!! unless you count red in desktop, if so then I'm dead, my wallpaper is mostly red

Hurry! Open up a window! Fast!

Edit: Haha! I just realized that that sounds quite literal! lol!
2008-09-28 06:15:00

Author:
Unknown User


w00t and guess who survivor's

the cape master!
2008-09-28 06:36:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154


Yay, I survived +D2008-09-28 09:12:00

Author:
Unknown User


Yay, I survived +D

Just wait until that delivery guy gets there with that basket of apples I sent you...

*snickers*
2008-09-28 09:14:00

Author:
Unknown User


O noes D: *locks the door*2008-09-28 09:17:00

Author:
Unknown User


Well, I'm blind in one eye, and I recently received a bag full of Apples.

BUT TEH APPLEZ WERE GREENZ0RZ EYE WIN GG NO REE KTHXBAI!
2008-09-28 09:25:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250


KTHXBAIILY xD2008-09-28 10:57:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Well, I'm blind in one eye, and I recently received a bag full of Apples.

BUT TEH APPLEZ WERE GREENZ0RZ EYE WIN GG NO REE KTHXBAI!


KTHXBAIILY xD

2008-09-28 10:58:00

Author:
Unknown User


Woah, Snake can clone more times than I thought.2008-09-28 10:59:00

Author:
Unknown User


Woah, Snake can clone more times than I thought.

LOL! It took me a sec, but I got it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2008-09-28 11:02:00

Author:
Unknown User


Faulty chip or wire...? O_O2008-09-28 11:03:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Woah, Snake can clone more times than I thought.

lol took me a while to get it.
2008-09-28 11:38:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


Vhalt...Look at your avatar...look at his pocket...look, at death! >=D2008-09-28 11:54:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


xD Glad you guys got it 2008-09-28 12:01:00

Author:
Unknown User


I'm not. The laughing hurt my ribs. 2008-09-28 12:02:00

Author:
Unknown User


xD Glad you guys got it

I got it, and I laughed, but I decided to post nothing about it just because I'm cool like that...kthxbaiilyROVAL.
2008-09-28 12:14:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


xD

By the way, I'm dead now. Thank you very much Stix grr
2008-09-28 12:16:00

Author:
Unknown User


Wah? What did I do? D:

(Xtreme Shifty FACE! *w*)
2008-09-28 12:19:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


You made me look at the pocket... OF DOOM D=2008-09-28 12:24:00

Author:
Unknown User


Vhalt...Look at your avatar...look at his pocket...look, at death! >=D

**** you killed me. look at the red smiley, now your dead. i have avenged me.
2008-09-28 12:31:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


Stix, I love your new avatar.
/off topic.

NOW YOU ARE ALL DEAD!
2008-09-28 13:31:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


It's on topic in my Golden Thread xD2008-09-28 13:36:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


X.............2008-09-28 13:39:00

Author:
Unknown User


It's on topic in my Golden Thread xDO RLY?

Well, did you make it yourself?
Also, shall we try stay on topic?
2008-09-28 13:39:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


Stix, I love your new avatar.
/off topic.

NOW YOU ARE ALL DEAD!

i'm a zombie sackboy. you can't kill a zombie sackboy
2008-09-28 13:46:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


XX.............2008-09-28 13:47:00

Author:
Unknown User


Correction, you can't kill ANY Sackboy! =D

Also, did I mention I was colour blind?
2008-09-28 13:47:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


^ so, the objects are still red lol.2008-09-28 13:49:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


DIE 2008-09-28 13:52:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


xxx.............2008-09-28 13:52:00

Author:
Unknown User


Prove it to me, and I'll gladly accept the fact that it's about to explode in my face =D2008-09-28 13:52:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


http://darmano.typepad.com/logic_emotion/images/red.jpg2008-09-28 13:55:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


Prove it to me, and I'll gladly accept the fact that it's about to explode in my face =D

the proof is it just exploded in your face.
2008-09-28 13:55:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


This thread also doubles as a Colour Blind Test2008-09-28 13:56:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


Eyelssguy...I see nothing, are you trying to play some sort of trick on me? >_<'

Vhalt: Not unless it was red, in which case I wouldn't know =D
2008-09-28 13:56:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


I'm no dog.2008-09-28 13:57:00

Author:
Unknown User


Eyelssguy...I see nothing, are you trying to play some sort of trick on me? >_<'

Vhalt: Not unless it was red, in which case I wouldn't know =D

What, can you not see this?

http://darmano.typepad.com/logic_emotion/images/red.jpg
2008-09-28 13:58:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


No...I mean, if you're trying to tell me something through some kind of colourful background with white writing, then it's not working...>_>2008-09-28 14:00:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Eyelssguy...I see nothing, are you trying to play some sort of trick on me? >_<'

Vhalt: Not unless it was red, in which case I wouldn't know =D

i can't prove there is any red stuff... so i'll just shoot you. die
2008-09-28 14:01:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


i can't prove there is any red stuff... so i'll just shoot you. die

LOL! You have a missile in your pocket.
2008-09-28 14:02:00

Author:
Unknown User


Argh! The "Report a Post" sign just got me! (Again)2008-09-28 14:04:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


double post sorry2008-09-28 14:05:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


Hmm, one can report his own post...interesting ._.2008-09-28 14:06:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


LOL! You have a missile in your pocket.

yeah i have 2 missiles, a shotgun, 7 pistols and the RYNO IV (from ratchet and clank TOD) in my pocket.
2008-09-28 14:08:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


Compensating for something V-man? xD2008-09-28 14:10:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Compensating for something V-man? xD

no and didn't i kill you. DIE "shoots stix 168 times". stay dead this time.
2008-09-28 14:25:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


*Kills everyone for no reason*



I felt like it
2008-09-28 14:26:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


Didn't you know? COLOURBLIND PEOPLE DON'T DIE! BAHAHAAHA! AHAAHAH! AHAAHAHAHAHA AHAHA....Yeah >_>2008-09-28 14:29:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


*salesman walks by*

"Come get your fresh, hot Phoenix Downs, 2 for 1!!!"
2008-09-28 14:29:00

Author:
Unknown User


*Kills everyone for no reason*



I felt like it

i'm a zombie sackboy . zombie sackboys are unkillable.
2008-09-28 14:29:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


I eat headless chickens.2008-09-28 14:45:00

Author:
Unknown User


I engulf decapitated poultry.2008-09-28 14:46:00

Author:
Unknown User


I eat headless chickens.


I engulf decapitated poultry.

lol wtf. random much?
2008-09-28 14:49:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


I engulf decapitated poultry.

I enjoy masticating on the tender meat of a commonly farmed bird whom has been slaughtered and prepared for me without ones cranium.
2008-09-28 14:56:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


I think he just owned you all >_>2008-09-28 15:00:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


I can't be owned...

...

*retreats to Gold foundation*
2008-09-28 15:03:00

Author:
Unknown User


I enjoy masticating on the tender meat of a commonly farmed bird whom has been slaughtered and prepared for me without ones cranium.

WTF?! lol

*runs to library for thesaurus*
2008-09-28 15:04:00

Author:
Unknown User


Well the room im in is painted red.. OH FU...! (BOOM)


WTF?! lol

*runs to library for thesaurus*

masticating means chewing, dont worry.
2008-09-28 15:12:00

Author:
Unknown User


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