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ATGNAT? Glass orb? WTF?

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Friends request recieved from ATGNAT. Never heard of 'em. Also sent me a message.

ATGNAT: I am told you are the one I must speak to if I seek the magical glass orb.

Me: Why did you send friends request? Never heard of you before. Forgive paranoia, but seems suspicious. You from LBP Central? If so, let me know your forum name and I'll consider request.

ATGNAT: Ok, forget friends request. It was merely a means of more efficient communication. It is of utmost importance that you let me see that orb.

(short while between messages)

ATGNAT: I have pressing matters to attend to. I eagerly await your response. Sadly I cannot go any deeper into my explanation for wanting to see the orb for myself, but I hope you will understand the importance of showing it to me and take my word for it. Yours sincerely, R. Hammond.

Glass orb? R.Hammond? How did this person get hold of my user name? I never play online and the only people on my PS3 friends list are people I met through this forum.

One of you playing mind games with me or is this something else entirely?

Anyone else had any of this crap?
2010-01-09 18:26:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130


Maybe you should just give him the orb already. Then he'll leave you alone!2010-01-09 18:30:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


Maybe you should just give him the orb already. Then he'll leave you alone!

Lmao, this^


It does sound like it's a joke though, I wouldn't take it too seriously.
2010-01-09 18:32:00

Author:
TheFirstAvenger
Posts: 787


An orb? Is it the One Orb? The One Orb to rule them all!!?

In any event, this person seems to be either a nutter, or most likely someone out for some lulz. In both cases a simple ignore is the best solution IMO.
2010-01-09 18:33:00

Author:
Gilgamesh
Posts: 2536


I chuckled reading at that. But it ain't me, its probably a random spammer like with chainmails. If this was me getting this. I'd mess with him be saying random gibberish till he blocks me lol. Like The next thing I'd say if this was me would be "The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain. Enter the Konami code at the start screen, and take a left at Alberquece"2010-01-09 18:33:00

Author:
JKthree
Posts: 1125


Enter the Konami code at the start screen, and take a left at Alberquece"

I did this, but I ended up in Delaware, instead. Also, still no orb. What did I do wrong?
2010-01-09 18:35:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


Maybe you should just give him the orb already. Then he'll leave you alone!

Nobody's getting their sweaty palms on my precious orbs, okay?! Nobody!

Well...except for my wife of course.


I chuckled reading at that. But it ain't me, its probably a random spammer like with chainmails. If this was me getting this. I'd mess with him be saying random gibberish till he blocks me lol. Like The next thing I'd say if this was me would be "The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain. Enter the Konami code at the start screen, and take a left at Alberquece"

Hmm...a gibberish war? Excellent idea! I'll have to think of something suitably cryptic and sinister!
2010-01-09 18:41:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130


Hmm...a gibberish war? Excellent idea! I'll have to think of something suitably cryptic and sinister!

Please post this conversation as it unfolds. I love a good gibberish war!
Although, you should totally just make a glass ball in LBP and just send the object to him. lol.
2010-01-09 18:42:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


R Hammond??

As in...

http://www.rickmcginnis.com/lifewithfather/2009/TopGearHammond.jpg
2010-01-09 19:02:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291


Wait, you guys didn't get the glass orbs in your POTC packs!????

.
2010-01-09 19:10:00

Author:
RangerZero
Posts: 3901


Here's the reply I just sent.

To: ATGNAT

An invitation.

July 22nd, 2010. Room 63b at the Schwantzheimer hotel, Dusseldorf. Three un-neutered goats, eight bottles of methadone and a roll of bubble wrap. Passcode: Pilliwinks

Hopefully he'll leave me alone now.
2010-01-09 19:17:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130


^ Nice shot on this one

He's probably a spammer with no life...
2010-01-09 19:22:00

Author:
Chump
Posts: 1712


Here's the reply I just sent.

To: ATGNAT

An invitation.

July 22nd, 2010. Room 63b at the Schwantzheimer hotel, Dusseldorf. Three un-neutered goats, eight bottles of methadone and a roll of bubble wrap. Passcode: Pilliwinks



Man, reading that brings back memories.....
2010-01-09 19:48:00

Author:
Matt 82
Posts: 1096


Wow! Lol! That's classic! A bit scary too though....

Must be a no life, extra-terrestrial, PS3 owner from Mercury. Nothing big to worry about.

Wai.... what!! :eek:
2010-01-09 19:51:00

Author:
piggabling
Posts: 2979


O..
M...
G......

OMG OMG OMG (Haha, stole from Wex's videos )
You stole my glass orb! >=(
I need that to perform my rituals! Give it back!
2010-01-09 19:56:00

Author:
Plasmavore
Posts: 1913


Hmm...
Glass orb? Look closely inside the glass orb, maybe that is what he wants...
http://www.dreamstime.com/magic-glass-orb-thumb1355914.jpg
2010-01-09 21:19:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


It's clearly a joke since R. Hammond is A British TV presenter to one of the biggest TV shows, as seen in Ard's photograph.

Also, he hosts the British Version of Total Wipeout.

He PWWZ John Anderson's face.... and the other weird John...
2010-01-09 22:13:00

Author:
KQuinn94Z
Posts: 1758


omg - that made my day. Seriously Ugreth, you crack me up. Love your wicked sense of humor. 2010-01-09 22:34:00

Author:
Morgana25
Posts: 5983


Maybe you should just give him the orb already. Then he'll leave you alone!

This made me rofl. Thanks for the laugh.
Ugreth, you made me rofl even more then xkappax.
2010-01-10 02:42:00

Author:
RottenAvocado
Posts: 319


Maybe he's spyro...?

http://i557.photobucket.com/albums/ss13/theamilien_photo/orb_print-p228421254654720975td87_2.jpg

Anyone remember....?
2010-01-10 12:44:00

Author:
theamilien
Posts: 485


Or Yuna from Final Fantasy X2. She was always goin' on about being a "Sphere Hunter" ... those're kinda like orbs.2010-01-10 14:16:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


http://www.herr-der-ringe-film.de/v2/media/galerie/bilder02/Aragorn_Palantir2.jpg2010-01-10 14:22:00

Author:
Syroc
Posts: 3193


Man this is a great thread.... I've never had a stranger's PSN message be this great.2010-01-10 14:24:00

Author:
CCubbage
Posts: 4430


Let's all send him messages saying we have the glass orb. What'll he do then? 2010-01-10 14:40:00

Author:
Plasmavore
Posts: 1913


Let's all send him messages saying we have the glass orb. What'll he do then?

I was fixing to say that! lol. Or we could all send him giberish.
2010-01-10 15:48:00

Author:
RottenAvocado
Posts: 319


I'm not going to transcribe word for word this time, but he replied to me last night.

Basically he's excited that he will finally get to meet with me and he's already in the process of trying to gather the items I requested, starting with the bubble wrap. He also asked for more information about the orb.

I told him the orb was a lie to detract the enemies of the cabal, and if he wanted to know the true source of our power then he must come alone to Dusseldorf and bring the items requested as a token of allegiance. I advised him to come alone, to speak to no-one of this, and warned him that we were watching him.

I signed as Grand Inquisitor Ungreth.


Let's all send him messages saying we have the glass orb. What'll he do then?

That would be funny, but I already told him the orb was a lie. How about telling him that Grand Inquisitor Ungreth is planning to sacrifice him in an ancient ritual to summon dark gods and then sign as "a concerned friend"?

That should freak him out. :eek:
2010-01-10 16:32:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130


I don't know you ungreth but your a legend....2010-01-10 16:41:00

Author:
KQuinn94Z
Posts: 1758


I don't know you ungreth but your a legend....

Then I guess that puts me in the same league as russelsmuscles.

Woo-hoo! I hit the big time!
2010-01-10 16:53:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130


Russell is a legend in the sense that, everybody knows of him... but it's like he's the monster of the lake that everyone dislikes.2010-01-10 16:58:00

Author:
KQuinn94Z
Posts: 1758


Lol best thread ever!! Make this a sticky 2010-01-10 17:07:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


I totally agree... I'm dying to know what's ACTUALLY in this dudes mind. Is there some sort of rational explanation behind it....2010-01-10 18:02:00

Author:
CCubbage
Posts: 4430


Clearly he's LOST HIS MARBLES. That's why he wants glass orbs so badly.2010-01-10 18:11:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


sound like a guy got high on drugs...2010-01-10 18:11:00

Author:
Tawarf
Posts: 457


Aww personally I just would've sent him on a wild goose chase, instead of "meeting him"

We need to make this somehow into a forum game when this is all over.
2010-01-10 18:23:00

Author:
JKthree
Posts: 1125


Aww personally I just would've sent him on a wild goose chase, instead of "meeting him"

We need to make this somehow into a forum game when this is all over.

If he get's those goats to Dusseldorf I think he deserves a face to face.
2010-01-10 18:24:00

Author:
IStwisted
Posts: 428


We need to all send him the exact same message at one time, simultaneously... Muahahaha *evil grin*2010-01-10 18:38:00

Author:
Plasmavore
Posts: 1913


We need to all send him the exact same message at one time, simultaneously... Muahahaha *evil grin*

Yeah lets arrange an exact time (translate it into the diffrent time zones as well) and an exact message... any ideas?

EDIT: Just so you know that's not a joke .
2010-01-10 18:52:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


It has to be something tha sounds rather scary, if it is going to be sent at the same time. Something like:

"Your soul does not belong to Dussledorf"


We could even get crazier, and send him a bunch of messages following a similar style, something along these lines:

"The 1rst day the soul arrived to Dussledorf"

"The 2nd day our eyes stared at him"

"The 3rd day we followed his shadow"

... and so on.
2010-01-10 18:59:00

Author:
Keldur
Posts: 628


Maybe we could attach photos to the messages. Like a picture of a small toy wearing a wizards hat. And standing on a pancake.2010-01-10 19:02:00

Author:
FlipMeister
Posts: 631


Well we also need a time that everyone will be awake at...2010-01-10 19:04:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


Like...now?2010-01-10 19:05:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291


Oh god, I'm dying to get a message from that dude!
I could answer with something like:
Wahaha, that's so funny man, so fnuggin' funny that my left vein fell out...
Hahahaaa... and then you have that bowling ball last time in the park... *Sniff*... yeah good times...
This thread's just awesomeness... should really be stickied!
2010-01-10 19:07:00

Author:
konniksanders
Posts: 104


If he get's those goats to Dusseldorf I think he deserves a face to face.

lol @that!

Anyways, he hasn't responded since I told him the orb was a lie. Possibly the revelation was too much for him and he killed himself.
2010-01-10 19:08:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130


Like...now?

Ya what shall we all send? ooh i have an idea as well get CC to put it up on the main page so more people will see it and know to send this message
2010-01-10 19:09:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


Possibly the revelation was too much for him and he killed himself.

He's probably out on a bizarre ritualistic scavenger hunt now.


ooh i have an idea as well get CC to put it up on the main page so more people will see it and know to send this message

Yeah. "Let us use your servers to wage a SPAM war with someone we don't even know"
2010-01-10 19:11:00

Author:
IStwisted
Posts: 428


Yeah. "Let us use your servers to wage a SPAM war with someone we don't even know"

Why not? I'll message CC right now... (joke... or was it?)

We could send him something about like don't go to dusseldorf it's a trap...
2010-01-10 19:25:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


Why not? I'll message CC right now... (joke... or was it?)




EDIT: Just so you know that's not a joke .


just joking
2010-01-10 19:35:00

Author:
IStwisted
Posts: 428


just joking


Or were you?
2010-01-10 19:56:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


This guy sounds like he's from some slightly disturbed Masonic Lodge!

Orbs, and meetings, and weirdo rituals.

It's either Dan Brown on methodone, or the Grand Arcitect from Bavaria. But whichever, my advice is if he starts asking 'how your mother is' *wink wink* or 'do you use the train' *nudge nudge*, don't ignore it, RUN AWAY and change your identity.

Or maybe he just played your levels and got possessed...

2010-01-10 20:32:00

Author:
MrsSpookyBuz
Posts: 1492


"Your soul belongs to Dusseldorf...."



Sooo.. I think it may be impossible to get everyone sending one at the same time since in Australia etc they are 12 hours ahead of GMT, so it will be difficult. Why don't we just agree on a common time and when it comes to that time in each time zone we send the message.

E.g.
12:00 GMT
12:00 EST

etc
2010-01-10 20:47:00

Author:
Plasmavore
Posts: 1913


"Your soul belongs to Dusseldorf...."



Sooo.. I think it may be impossible to get everyone sending one at the same time since in Australia etc they are 12 hours ahead of GMT, so it will be difficult. Why don't we just agree on a common time and when it comes to that time in each time zone we send the message.

E.g.
12:00 GMT
12:00 EST

etc

Yeah i guess... but it would have been funnier if he was just playing whatever game and suddenly saw a message has been recieved popping up 8,045 times (that's how many members there are in LBPC) (i think unless i read the wrong thing)

EDIT and yeah let's go with "your soul belongs to dusseldorf"
2010-01-10 20:52:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


Jus send him a reply

"Turn around"
2010-01-10 20:55:00

Author:
Nurolight
Posts: 918


ATGNAT is my boyfriend.2010-01-10 21:14:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664


ATGNAT is my boyfriend.

He the one in your avatar?
2010-01-10 21:19:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


Jus send him a reply

"Turn around"

Or go with something a little longer.

Listen - your life could depend on this - don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck.
2010-01-10 21:30:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


Oh, man, you guys, this thread is great. I'm seriously tempted to send this guy a message saying something about finally finding a brother also searching for the orb, because the orb is clearly not a lie, Ungreth just said that to psych him out and throw him off course.2010-01-10 21:38:00

Author:
dandygandy2704
Posts: 1002


Oh, man, you guys, this thread is great. I'm seriously tempted to send this guy a message saying something about finally finding a brother also searching for the orb, because the orb is clearly not a lie, Ungreth just said that to psych him out and throw him off course.

Then i'll send one saying that you were just trying to throw him off course, then he will probably kill himself
2010-01-10 21:41:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


But there's no way the orb truly is a lie! I've seen it several times! It truly is something beyond belief.2010-01-10 21:42:00

Author:
dandygandy2704
Posts: 1002


Ah but that was the fake! It was created as a way to distract people like you while people with the real orb went through the back door!2010-01-10 21:52:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


OMG you found my orb!... o, i mean, that is very strange! that i never heard of... kinda, i think... I mean...
Bye!
2010-01-10 22:28:00

Author:
Unknown User


bikerider12 you are the chosen one you must take the orb to mount flubber nuggets...2010-01-10 22:37:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


bikerider12 you are the chosen one you must take the orb to mount flubber nuggets...

Anyone else see the seeds of LBP's "greatest level ever" being planted here?
2010-01-10 23:12:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130


hell yeah the glass orb level would be win XD2010-01-11 00:03:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701


AGNAT's Orbs: A Ridiculous Odyssey 2010-01-11 00:50:00

Author:
IStwisted
Posts: 428


haha

so anyone wnat to make the level ?
2010-01-11 00:57:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701


Ah but that was the fake! It was created as a way to distract people like you while people with the real orb went through the back door!NOOO! I might have known!

@rseah: I've only just started a level, and the basic concept behind this just might fit my theme. If it's a search for the legendary glass orb, then I could so do it.
2010-01-11 01:24:00

Author:
dandygandy2704
Posts: 1002


bikerider12 you are the chosen one you must take the orb to mount flubber nuggets...
so you want me to take it to Micdonlds?
2010-01-11 02:18:00

Author:
Unknown User


Oh god, this is solid gold. Definetely keeping tabs on this one.2010-01-11 02:47:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046


Um... hope this thread doesn't follow the same plot as "Joy Ride"? (i.e. person the prank was played on turns out to be a psychotic killer.) AGNAT=Rusty Nail. <shudder>.

Joy Ride (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joy_Ride_(film))
2010-01-11 11:48:00

Author:
enodrawkcab
Posts: 238


Sending scary notes to a another person is a felony. So the only person that can catch this crook is........ where is he.........


http://www.frightcatalog.com/i/360x360/1314018.jpg


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aWNUoaQmjqo/SIlnk96UTrI/AAAAAAAACyA/9fv82sI0HzY/s400/batman5.jpg
Whats that robin, 'ha' the signal, enough building climbing we must investigate.


http://lancedrummondsmusic.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/batman_and_robin_tv_show.jpg
So whats the problem....
2010-01-11 14:41:00

Author:
litled
Posts: 165


^ That middle picture is wrong in so many ways!

You're lucky I don't flag you up for posting inappropriate images!
2010-01-11 14:49:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130


You would actually do that, it is Batman how can that be wrong.2010-01-11 14:51:00

Author:
litled
Posts: 165


^ That middle picture is wrong in so many ways!

You're lucky I don't flag you up for posting inappropriate images!

I will report your imagination

2010-01-11 15:09:00

Author:
RangerZero
Posts: 3901


I will report your imagination



Please don't...it's already on remand!
2010-01-11 15:14:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130


Lol yeh i wouldnt flag it you know, cause flagging inapropriatelly is a FELONY.2010-01-11 15:20:00

Author:
litled
Posts: 165


I know for a fact that the orb is not a lie, however...

The Cake is a Lie!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/earthhour_global/4156911972/


BoomerET
2010-01-11 16:49:00

Author:
BoomerET
Posts: 41


this tread is so funny. I really want to send him a message saying 'The glass ball is in my control'. In fact, you could use this to advertise LBP levels lol 2010-01-11 16:58:00

Author:
kirbyman62
Posts: 1893


Anyone else see the seeds of LBP's "greatest level ever" being planted here?

Yeah, we could all work togther and make it a huge project going through loads of diffrent places like forrests and mountains only to find out the orb is a lie...
2010-01-11 17:32:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


its pretty obvious why he hasnt replied...

hes on his way to dusseldorf!
2010-01-11 18:19:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


Oh my god, just realised this would be an awesome level for LBPC: The Game! xD Or at least a reference 2010-01-11 19:07:00

Author:
Plasmavore
Posts: 1913


Dusseldorf was merely a Setback!2010-01-11 19:24:00

Author:
Flame Dragon
Posts: 312


Oh my god, just realised this would be an awesome level for LBPC: The Game! xD Or at least a reference

Why settle for that? Let's make our own series on it!
2010-01-11 20:32:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046


Why settle for that? Let's make our own series on it!
I'm in if you guys are! Seriously. This would be an amazing series.
2010-01-11 20:36:00

Author:
dandygandy2704
Posts: 1002


I'm in if you guys are! Seriously. This would be an amazing series.

He travels around the world...
Looking for the legendary glass orb...
Yet he never finds it...
He explores Volcanoes...
He discovers Ancient Temples...
Yet he never finds it...
Not even on the the Everest...
And in the Gobi Desert...
Will he find the Glass Orb?

LBPC PRESENTS

*drums*

ATGNAT and The Legend of the Glass Orb!
2010-01-11 21:01:00

Author:
Flame Dragon
Posts: 312


Can i help?? we could do it so you are playing an innocent sack, then a mysterious letter arrives, and mystery ensues...


DANG IT fla edragon beat meh to it
2010-01-11 21:02:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


The guy sounds like a complete and utter mentalist. Do what he says.2010-01-11 21:10:00

Author:
KoRnDawwg
Posts: 1424


He travels around the world...
Looking for the legendary glass orb...
Yet he never finds it...
He explores Volcanoes...
He discovers Ancient Temples...
Yet he never finds it...
Not even on the the Everest...
And in the Gobi Desert...
Will he find the Glass Orb?

LBPC PRESENTS

*drums*

ATGNAT and The Legend of the Glass Orb!
Dude, I love it. Let's do it.
2010-01-11 21:14:00

Author:
dandygandy2704
Posts: 1002


Yo! Dandy gandy, can i help?2010-01-11 21:17:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


O' course!

EDIT: Though, I think we should ask Ungreth first. I'd hate to have fun at another expense, unless they were okay with it.
2010-01-11 21:18:00

Author:
dandygandy2704
Posts: 1002


we wouldnt have to mention any names, Why not just call it, The Mystery of the Glass Orb!2010-01-11 21:22:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


Good idea. I like that.2010-01-11 21:24:00

Author:
dandygandy2704
Posts: 1002


O' course!

EDIT: Though, I think we should ask Ungreth first. I'd hate to have fun at another expense, unless they were okay with it.

If I get a cameo appearance as Grand Inquisitor Ungreth, then you have my blessing on the project.
2010-01-11 21:27:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130


If I get a cameo appearance as Grand Inquisitor Ungreth, then you have my blessing on the project.
Hey, alright, then. That shouldn't be too bad.
2010-01-11 21:30:00

Author:
dandygandy2704
Posts: 1002


You know what'd be awesome, when he reaches dussledorf, change the password just to sicken him.

You know we could do this ATGNAT thing to someone else... See the results. Find a random username on a game and off you go. Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any harm, mentally or physically to the subject you have chosen.
2010-01-11 22:08:00

Author:
KQuinn94Z
Posts: 1758


^Another excellent idea. This topic is full of pure gold.2010-01-11 22:12:00

Author:
dandygandy2704
Posts: 1002


heres what we should do, we should organise it so, in everytime zone, someone at midnight should send a different message, like
You werent at Dusseldorf...
We can see you...
The Inquisitor will be angry
2010-01-11 22:40:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


instead of a time we could have a day.

ppl would choose to send either of these messages:

You aren't Dasselsorf.
-or-
You are Dasseldorf!

eh? eh?
2010-01-11 23:04:00

Author:
Voodeedoo
Posts: 724


... if you're making a series out of this, i'm in D:2010-01-12 00:08:00

Author:
gofurr360z
Posts: 886


Likewise. I've become more experienced at creation.2010-01-12 00:33:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046


well, that would be a VERY good level, the quest for the orb!
who elce wants to make a part?
2010-01-12 01:28:00

Author:
Unknown User


Likewise. I've become more experienced at creation.


... if you're making a series out of this, i'm in D:

You guys are both in!

So, it's:
dandygandy2704
KernelM
Astrosimi
gofurr360
Ungreth (Cameo as the Grand Inquisitor)

Did I miss anyone?
2010-01-12 01:47:00

Author:
dandygandy2704
Posts: 1002


You guys are both in!

So, it's:
dandygandy2704
KernelM
Astrosimi
gofurr360
Ungreth (Cameo as the Grand Inquisitor)

Did I miss anyone?

I'm in. I'll make anything you need for this.
2010-01-12 05:42:00

Author:
IStwisted
Posts: 428


Lol i'm in.2010-01-12 10:29:00

Author:
Flame Dragon
Posts: 312


i am inside!2010-01-12 11:38:00

Author:
Unknown User


IM IN [i could help with props and such lol]2010-01-12 16:35:00

Author:
Voodeedoo
Posts: 724


lol, this poor kid just tried to have a laugh with his mates, and has been out weirded (no offense) by Ungreth 2010-01-12 16:38:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


aw man im so in on this XD2010-01-12 16:56:00

Author:
Littlebigdude805
Posts: 1924


Yeah i'm in! I may not be the best creator but i can come up with some cool ideas! How about making a new thread for this in ideas and projects?

Oh and now it's:
dandygandy2704
KernelM
Astrosimi
gofurr360
Ungreth (Cameo as the Grand Inquisitor)
IStwisted
Flame Dragon
Jman22597
XVoodeedooX
Littlebigdude805
Doopz479

^^is that too many people working on one level/series
2010-01-12 21:00:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


I'll make that thread, Doopz. And I think it we segment it right, there shouldn't be too many people. Like, two or three people make certain props, a couple others work on scenery and a couple more put it all together. But who gets to publish it?

I made the thread. Here (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=p=369173#post369173) it is.
2010-01-12 21:28:00

Author:
dandygandy2704
Posts: 1002


But who gets to publish it?



The Grand Inquisitor, of course.
2010-01-12 21:50:00

Author:
IStwisted
Posts: 428


Sounds Interesting. I'm in.2010-01-12 22:16:00

Author:
bonner123
Posts: 1487


Oh I'm in. Sounds like it could be quite hilarious! xD

2010-01-12 22:59:00

Author:
iGotFancyPants
Posts: 1355


Just a word of warning. If the level features the Schwantzheimer Hotel in Dusseldorf, this is a made-up place and it's name comes from the German word for the male sexual organ, so any text including this word may get moderated. Y'know...like the English word "happened" get's moderated for containing the Italian slang word "pene".

Anyway...carry on banging the ideas around folks. This should be a cool level if you can all work together and make things gel. If you need anything from me, let me know.
2010-01-13 07:54:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130


Thanks for the heads-up on that, Grand Inquisitor. Maybe it can be modified or something.2010-01-13 16:51:00

Author:
dandygandy2704
Posts: 1002


I see your Shwartzheimer is as big as mine.

play "room 63b" @ istwisted LOL
2010-01-13 17:03:00

Author:
IStwisted
Posts: 428


I see your Shwartzheimer is as big as mine.

play "room 63b" @ istwisted LOL

LOL. Schwartz is the German word for black. The Hotel's name is Schwantzheimer, from the word "schwantz". (Which is found in pants and pronounced like pants).
2010-01-13 17:13:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130


So he just said i see your black is as big as mine?2010-01-13 17:22:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


plan was to make a front desk with the Hotel's name behind it. in order to evade grief I plan on calling it the Schwartzheimer. And it sounded like a space balls reference which made me laugh.2010-01-13 17:22:00

Author:
IStwisted
Posts: 428


so whats the heimer bit? 2010-01-13 17:35:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


@KM I know this isn't the answer you're looking for but it made me laugh.

Heimer Syndrome

A syndrome that plagues teachers across the globe, causing them to constantly use obscure metaphors to explain fairly basic concepts.
Guy 1: "English class was hell today. I swear, if Mrs.Purcell uses one more metaphor to talk about paragraph structure, I'm gonna punch her in the face."

Guy 2: "Could she have Heimer Syndrome?"

Guy 1: "Possibly, but I'll still punch her in the face."

EDIT:

wisenheimer
noun informal
a person who behaves in an irritatingly smug or arrogant fashion, typically by making clever remarks and displaying their knowledge.
ORIGIN early 20th cent.: from wise + the suffix -(n)heimer found in surnames such as Oppenheimer.
2010-01-13 17:50:00

Author:
IStwisted
Posts: 428


so The Blackwise hotel?

see how things can evolve

i say we use that hotel, thats not offensive to anyone!
2010-01-13 17:59:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


I kinda like the sound of "Blackwise Hotel."

Oh, by the way, Kernel, are you still in on the project? You should probably sound off in the thread if you are. [X] (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=21211-The-Search-for-the-Glass-Orb&p=369612#post369612)
2010-01-13 19:11:00

Author:
dandygandy2704
Posts: 1002


I'm in with the level series. I already have some AWESOME ideas. I made a post over at the thread in Ideas and Projects 2010-01-13 20:14:00

Author:
Plasmavore
Posts: 1913


Or go with something a little longer.

Listen - your life could depend on this - don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck.

Lol, is that a quote from Doctor Who?
2010-01-13 21:34:00

Author:
AgentBanana
Posts: 511


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82lIOVCWisc

"FOOL OF A TOOK!" - I say you respond with that, and say no more.
2010-01-14 03:21:00

Author:
Unknown User


lol... i got something like this a while back... i just made a giant red peice of glass and put on the eletric function, copied it and sent it to them.

obviously this is a prank... but you can play along with it and make him look like the idiot in the conversation.

ex: "listen to me... i have the orb.... but first... you need to give me the (insert magical object here) first!"

just a sudgestion.
2010-01-14 19:51:00

Author:
vergildmcking
Posts: 190


What from the same person?2010-01-14 20:12:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


no... but somthing like it.

its just like the chain messages for psn network. "psn said that if you dont give this message to 3 other people youll die".. pfft.. lame. (psn blog says that they are fake.)
2010-01-14 20:20:00

Author:
vergildmcking
Posts: 190


I hate those messages "Send this message to 20 of your online friends and you will recieve ?20 in the PS store!"2010-01-14 20:42:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


yep... just a fake message. (check psn blog if you dont beleive. :l)

so... this dude bothering you with magical bawllz anymore?
2010-01-15 19:09:00

Author:
vergildmcking
Posts: 190


yep... just a fake message. (check psn blog if you dont beleive. :l)

so... this dude bothering you with magical bawllz anymore?

No. I think I freaked him out and he's been hiding under his bed for the last few days.
2010-01-15 20:50:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130


No. I think I freaked him out and he's been hiding under his bed for the last few days.

Either that or he's searching for dusseldorf...
2010-01-15 23:57:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


i AM the orb!!! MWAHAHAHA2010-01-16 00:45:00

Author:
poorjack
Posts: 1806


i AM the orb!!! MWAHAHAHA

Did we forget to say once we find the orb we smash it up into a thousand pieces and then burn it?
2010-01-16 00:47:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


did i say "am" im sorry... i meant to say "I AMN'T the orb!!! MWAHAHAHA!" as in "Am NOT the orb" .... yeee... thats what i said...2010-01-16 01:11:00

Author:
poorjack
Posts: 1806


did i say "am" im sorry... i meant to say "I AMN'T the orb!!! MWAHAHAHA!" as in "Am NOT the orb" .... yeee... thats what i said...

Just get in the fire alright?
2010-01-16 01:16:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


ugh! ok... this is just like what happened to me in Peru!!!2010-01-16 01:23:00

Author:
poorjack
Posts: 1806


Is everyone still sending 'Your soul belongs to Dussuldorf' or has that happened?2010-01-16 17:17:00

Author:
kirbyman62
Posts: 1893


meh we've decided to just create a level series about it... https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=21211-The-Search-for-the-Glass-Orb2010-01-16 17:28:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


Yeah would be funnier if he's just checking the cool levels and sees theese levels about him...2010-01-17 12:47:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


Another knows of the orb.......this is not good. Lock your doors and windows Ungreth pray they don't find you. But worry not, the SSOBAN (Secret Society of Bad@$$ Ninjas) will be ready to protect you when and if necessary.2011-01-26 01:13:00

Author:
Phazerz123
Posts: 440


This thread is unsafe. They will track you down, and recite the ancient decree "All your Orbs are belong to us.", at which point you will be subliminally assimilated into the society. And trust me...that is not what you want.

Meh. Whut? Did I say something? Oh sorry guys, just ignore my Hot-Pocket fueled ramlings.

"All your Orbs are belong to us..."
2011-01-30 09:35:00

Author:
SPONGMONKEY56
Posts: 209


D: Serious necro right here.

Also, why hasn't that level series been made yet. >
2011-01-31 01:51:00

Author:
Richasackboy
Posts: 619


this is hilarious, can't wait for this level2011-01-31 16:30:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


as dan brown
this probably some davinci mystery
2011-02-12 10:18:00

Author:
TOXIC_KILLA_
Posts: 147


Funniest thread ever.2011-02-16 13:43:00

Author:
Bovrillor
Posts: 309


Look at dis necro. I'm totally sending cryptic messages to strangers now.2011-02-19 23:43:00

Author:
Unknown User


OK. Here is my plan. We message him a message so messagey messagilistic that it will blow the socks off his elephant trunk.

Dear ATGNAT, I'm sorry to say that you don't have to deliver anything to me anymore. Cabal has attacked, and my clocked monkies are on to them. Dusseldorf is on Code 342104: Translated: Death By Monkies. My camel has been sent by me to get the bubble rap you were going to send me. The orb is no longer shining dark brown, but instead a odd green color. When I try to use its magic powers, it just simply won't load, it will get to 24% and say ERROR 404: Please Clear Cache and Try Again, or press the RESTART Button, located on the back of the front of the orb. Sorry ATGNAT, our mission has failed. Cabal has won. My monkies took a nap in a shack. It's over. I have also figured out your name, ATGANT, something I've wanted to know since the beggining.

A.T.G.N.A.T : A Time Gnomes need a trap. This message is CLASSIFIED.

Sincerely, Grand Inquistor Ungreth.
2011-02-20 03:48:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840


OK. Here is my plan. We message him a message so messagey messagilistic that it will blow the socks off his elephant trunk.

Dear ATGNAT, I'm sorry to say that you don't have to deliver anything to me anymore. Cabal has attacked, and my clocked monkies are on to them. Dusseldorf is on Code 342104: Translated: Death By Monkies. My camel has been sent by me to get the bubble rap you were going to send me. The orb is no longer shining dark brown, but instead a odd green color. When I try to use its magic powers, it just simply won't load, it will get to 24% and say ERROR 404: Please Clear Cache and Try Again, or press the RESTART Button, located on the back of the front of the orb. Sorry ATGNAT, our mission has failed. Cabal has won. My monkies took a nap in a shack. It's over. I have also figured out your name, ATGANT, something I've wanted to know since the beggining.

A.T.G.N.A.T : A Time Gnomes need a trap. This message is CLASSIFIED.

Sincerely, Grand Inquistor Ungreth.

ROFLWGASGHTDASFFRTYRAAF! You'll never figure out what that stands for. but this is hilarious^
2011-03-14 23:38:00

Author:
Unknown User


BRB walking my unicorn.2011-03-15 10:27:00

Author:
Onii55
Posts: 153


roflmao this is class, i guess the geeza got freaked out by ungreths crazy ramblings lol
i think if it was me i might have stopped replying to =)
best thread i've read in a while though, cheers for posting this ung its a great laugh
2011-03-15 11:40:00

Author:
reefer007
Posts: 54


But whichever, my advice is if he starts asking 'how your mother is' *wink wink* or 'do you use the train' *nudge nudge*, don't ignore it, RUN AWAY and change your identity.

+1 for "Throw Momma From The Train" reference.
2011-03-15 21:52:00

Author:
Number7Million
Posts: 248


ROFLWGASGHTDASFFRTYRAAF! You'll never figure out what that stands for. but this is hilarious^

Thats about as Confuzzling as it gets .

Onii55 (Post Above)- Crud. Forgot to walk mine this morning.
2011-03-16 02:27:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840


hahahah....... sorry Ugreth, about that weird message i sent you about the orb..... it was actually a fake and i am now locked up in the cells in the dungeons of the outcast-saviors palace. i am going on trial in a few days. this is probably the end for me but i did manage to fax that message to The Order before they caught me. i have failed you. I overheard the guards talking about a so called " key to the answer" which they had obviously heard through the door of the meeting room just down the hall one floor up. i think i know how to contact you one last time in person but since the collapse of Kingdom 4331.6 the hidden world has been infiltrated. if we did meet we would not have long. i wish to be by your side again one day but i fear i will be sentenced to Tenement. this is your realm but it would be difficult to send your men to save me, besides, it would only be an inconvenience. wasting men on me would be a mistake.///////////// the news on a level series has reached me, those guards are very careless, maybe the truth behind the "orb" will become clear to to many people. of course creating a perfect diversion. but by then i would have reached tenement. anyway, connection has been good lately and so i might be so quick i wont even have time to read the Did You Know section before i arrive in the place between the real and the dead. all i can ask is that you all wish me luck. farewell.2011-03-20 21:09:00

Author:
nerzdadestroyer
Posts: 1527


hahahah....... sorry Ugreth, about that weird message i sent you about the orb..... it was actually a fake and i am now locked up in the cells in the dungeons of the outcast-saviors palace. i am going on trial in a few days. this is probably the end for me but i did manage to fax that message to The Order before they caught me. i have failed you. I overheard the guards talking about a so called " key to the answer" which they had obviously heard through the door of the meeting room just down the hall one floor up. i think i know how to contact you one last time in person but since the collapse of Kingdom 4331.6 the hidden world has been infiltrated. if we did meet we would not have long. i wish to be by your side again one day but i fear i will be sentenced to Tenement. this is your realm but it would be difficult to send your men to save me, besides, it would only be an inconvenience. wasting men on me would be a mistake.///////////// the news on a level series has reached me, those guards are very careless, maybe the truth behind the "orb" will become clear to to many people. of course creating a perfect diversion. but by then i would have reached tenement. anyway, connection has been good lately and so i might be so quick i wont even have time to read the Did You Know section before i arrive in the place between the real and the dead. all i can ask is that you all wish me luck. farewell.

Um...sure...good luck.

Now that I understand why you're so desperately searching for glass orbs, I hope that one day you will find those marbles which you seem to have misplaced.
2011-03-21 13:27:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130


nah i found them now thanks. i just got a squirrel chemically joined to my face and it sort of takes control at night... i didn't type any of that... he even spelled your name wrong... sorry.2011-03-23 09:04:00

Author:
nerzdadestroyer
Posts: 1527


This thread just won't die.

Magical glass orbs? That can only mean DRAGONBALLS


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5T9uPeh-9o
2011-03-25 05:20:00

Author:
Ayneh
Posts: 2454


I really don't get what is with this glass orb thing? But ATGNAT and the legend of the missing Orb would be a great level. If anyone takes this 'whatever it's called' level up I'm in.2011-03-25 14:46:00

Author:
LittleBigDes
Posts: 920


Strange...I remember getting this message, too, but that was when I was still playing Killzone 2. Must've been a Chain-Mail. :kz:2011-03-28 01:20:00

Author:
IronSkullKid99
Posts: 515


Ever since Ung's spotlight, I've wondered about that "glass orb" refrence. Now I know.

Greatest thread evar.
2011-03-30 00:30:00

Author:
Voltergeist
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