Archive: 11 posts

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If you met Santa Claus in person, what the heck would you do or say to him?Yes I am aware that St. Nic isnt real, but use your imagination

2010-01-02 10:09:00 Author: Smart_Alex Posts: 189

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If it were a fake one I'd probably pull his beard off. If he were real, I'd probably do nothing extraordinary, I guess...

2010-01-02 10:53:00 Author: Recurracy Posts: 166

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Burn him with napalm.

2010-01-02 11:07:00 Author: KoRnDawwg Posts: 1424

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Burn him with napalm. I expected someone like you to mention something painful and humorous like that XD

2010-01-02 11:11:00 Author: Smart_Alex Posts: 189

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Yes I am aware that St. Nic isnt real wh..wha?.. no this can't be true that's a joke...isn't it? please tell me it's a joke!!!!! No seriously you should put that in a spoiler tag...

2010-01-02 11:33:00 Author: Doopz Posts: 5592

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wh..wha?.. no this can't be true that's a joke...isn't it? please tell me it's a joke!!!!! No seriously you should put that in a spoiler tag... D.amn! An elf! Hey, watch what you tell Santa because I will find you, and I will shove a candy cane down your throat whilst watching a marathon of Tim Allen Christmas specials. So I better not find no piece of coal in my tube sock or it's bedtime for bonzo.

2010-01-02 11:41:00 Author: Smart_Alex Posts: 189

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I'd quickly explain to him how unpractical and impossible it is for a man to deliver presents within the span of night to billions of children and people. Then I'd point out the poor kids don't get gifts. Faced with the reality of his non-existence, I'd laugh as the entire North Pole desintregates before me, Santa clutching his chest as he becomes non-existent once more.

2010-01-02 11:42:00 Author: Astrosimi Posts: 2046

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I'd quickly explain to him how unpractical and impossible it is for a man to deliver presents within the span of night to billions of children and people. Then I'd point out the poor kids don't get gifts. Faced with the reality of his non-existence, I'd laugh as the entire North Pole desintregates before me, Santa clutching his chest as he becomes non-existent once more. you forgot the part when you run for your life as loads of angry children chase after you because you killed santa.

2010-01-02 11:44:00 Author: Doopz Posts: 5592

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I'd tell him to stop being selfish and give up some of his technology. Reindeer steaks could be just what we needed to make flying cars, not to mention time travel...

2010-01-02 12:03:00 Author: Dexiro Posts: 2100

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ask if he likes cats

2010-01-02 12:42:00 Author: Unknown User

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ask if he likes cats Nah he's more of a reindeer guy... can you imagine santa sitting in a sleigh being pulled by a bunch of flying cats? That would be like a cat barking at a dog!

2010-01-02 18:09:00 Author: Doopz Posts: 5592

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