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Jack Sparrow or Snake? To make it fair, let's say neither have guns. Discuss..

2009-12-18 20:39:00 Author: thekevinexpress Posts: 256

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Jack Sparrow's awesomeness would try to knock out Snake. But he hides under his Cardboard Box. Jack Sparrow throws alcahol at the box, making it soggy and unuseable. Snake jumps out and sends Sparrow flying with a single punch! ... (Get it, Sparrow... Flying?!... ) ..never mind...

2009-12-18 20:43:00 Author: Plasmavore Posts: 1913

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Moved to General Chat. Try to keep this one spam-free.

2009-12-18 21:21:00 Author: Killian Posts: 2575

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jack's expression will make snake's empire fall.

2009-12-18 21:29:00 Author: Unknown User

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um, well snakes old......and sparrows a drunk..... TIE!!

2009-12-18 22:41:00 Author: lbptrophyluver Posts: 103

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Snake tries to paunch Sparrow, but sparrow pulls out a sword and tries to cut Snake (you said no guns lol) and Snake quickly dodges and does insane fight moves he used against liquid and- to be continued by someone who can make an awesome story with me

2009-12-19 01:26:00 Author: ktang77 Posts: 592

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Jack has the powers of the undead, and came back to life. Snake managed to destroy THREE walking metal mechs with nothing more then a gernade launcher- not to mention he has all that CQC :/ Jack's still immortal... or at least he was for five minutes . Considering that Jack wasn't always immortal... Snake wins. Jack may have a sword, but Snake defeated a Cyborg Ninja, soooooooo... :/

2009-12-19 02:04:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Snake has a paintainator. Sparrow has water. : /

2009-12-19 02:21:00 Author: warlord_evil Posts: 4193

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Neither...Chuck Norris would win. Snake would own Jack sparrow to the max

2009-12-19 02:46:00 Author: iGotFancyPants Posts: 1355

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Yeah, definitly Chuck Norris. If you have 5 dollars, and he has five dollars, he has more money than you, so he could definitly win. Snake by far. Even though he's old, he has that muscle suit to help. He also has nanobots in his body.

2009-12-19 04:48:00 Author: RagTagPwner Posts: 344

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Jack would win because he can cheat and is very clever. Snake would win because Jack didn't see him coming. So in a realistic situation, Snake would have Jack's throat. DLC? So far that paintinator and switch are extremely useful. I haven't seen the water effects yet so I'm going with Jack (Snake had the last one). Besides, Drake would have them both.

2009-12-19 04:57:00 Author: thefrozenpenquin Posts: 479

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Uncharted FTW!

2009-12-19 06:00:00 Author: RagTagPwner Posts: 344

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Well if both are unarmed, Snake has the advantage as he is the CQC expert. Although Jack has some quick thinking so certainly has potential to surprise. I suppose Snake is getting on a bit so that also evens things out. Also Jack is always clever enough to run away if he knows he won't win, you have to give him that, a clever chap, he lives to fight another day!

2009-12-19 06:18:00 Author: LieutenantFatman Posts: 465

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Sparrow due to being pure awesome. (But probably snake)

2009-12-19 08:10:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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neather, SACK Sparrow! lol I think jack can win with his jar of dirt

2009-12-19 16:13:00 Author: Unknown User

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Snake would win hands down CQC is much better than drunken tomfoolery

2009-12-19 16:18:00 Author: robotiod Posts: 2662

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Jack: One sec, lemme jus- Snake snaps his neck. FATALITY!1!1!!1,!<1/,AL;JD

2009-12-19 21:03:00 Author: Sackwise Posts: 305

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Realistically ... though I hesitate to even use the word in this context ... I see no reason why Snake wouldn't win. He has military training. Sparrow is just an idiot. Stylish, perhaps, but I doubt that would be of any real benefit in the situation given.

2009-12-20 01:01:00 Author: Jagrevi Posts: 1154

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True, Jakc knows how to fight. Snake does so too, but he's better. Snake wins.

2009-12-20 01:03:00 Author: Astrosimi Posts: 2046

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Me. I win... /thead. Actually reads thread.... Snake. Jack sparrow's primary skills include: looking pretty, wearing makup, having hair that makes me jealous, mincing around and talking incessantly. I'd expect his neck to get snapped within 10 seconds of the fight starting.

2009-12-20 01:09:00 Author: rtm223 Posts: 6497

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