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40 Ways To Make A Pizza Guy Nervous

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I did not make these up, but I am definitely going to try some of them.


1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: ?Remember, this conversation never happened?.

5. Tell him you?ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you?re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say ?Surprise me?. Then hang up.

7. Answer his questions with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter ?P?

10. Ask him if they have pizza.

11. Say ?Hello? and act as if he called you.

12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.

13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.

14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.

15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say ?Ok, it's $17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order?.

16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.

17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.

18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.

19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.

20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.

21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.

22. Tell him that there?s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.

23. Ask if you could see the menu.

24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.

25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.

26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.

27. Ask only for one slice.

28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.

29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.

30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he?s fired.

31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.

32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.

33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you?ll make in the future.

34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say ?no mushrooms please?. Then hang up before he can say anything.

35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it's his first day working there.

36. Breath loudly.

37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.

38. Avoid using the word ?PIZZA? by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying ?Please, don't use that word?.

39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell ?Aaarghhh?

40. If the guy taking the order doesn?t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there?s any other who would take them.		2009-12-15 05:59:00

Author:
ChristmasJew
Posts: 431

Dude, that's hilarious!:arg:2009-12-15 06:02:00

Author:
konniksanders
Posts: 104

HAHAHAHAHA! Oh man! I would totally try some of these if I weren't so **** shy. I do all my ordering online. 2009-12-15 07:57:00

Author:
GreyMRP
Posts: 588

ha lol im not gonna try this as i would feel bad for the person

still it would be funny to watch		2009-12-15 08:03:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

LOL The child labour was ****in genius!2009-12-15 12:56:00

Author:
KoRnDawwg
Posts: 1424

Tell him you?ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you?re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

not a bad idea actually 		2009-12-15 15:33:00

Author:
Foofles
Posts: 2278

I don't know how to make a pizza guy nervous, but I do know how to make a pizza guy cry. Or at least a pizza store owner.

Order dominos pizza when you live right across the street from a small pizza place and have it delivered while the poor owner sits outside of his empty store.

I actually saw this happen when I was on a bike ride this summer. 		2009-12-15 15:42:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569

I don't know how to make a pizza guy nervous, but I do know how to make a pizza guy cry. Or at least a pizza store owner.

Order dominos pizza when you live right across the street from a small pizza place and have it delivered while the poor owner sits outside of his empty store.

I actually saw this happen when I was on a bike ride this summer.

Oh that sucks! Dominos is horrible compared to small pizza places anyway, at least here in NY Our pizza is awesome.		2009-12-15 15:47:00

Author:
Foofles
Posts: 2278

I actually live in an area of pennsylvania famous for it's pizza (i live near old forge), so ours is pretty good, too. I have no idea WHY someone would order dominos over this poor man's pizza. It was pretty terrible.2009-12-15 15:50:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

LOL


4. Finish the order with: ?Remember, this conversation never happened?.

LMAO, I am SO doing this!


5. Tell him you?ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you?re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

Thanks for the idea. xD


10. Ask him if they have pizza.

LOL


13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.

AHAHAHAHhahahaha that's sweet.


17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.

LOL..?..


19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.

AHAH this is GENIUS!


20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.

Or just copy everything he says. LOL. I've done that before.


23. Ask if you could see the menu.

LOLfail.


24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.

L
O
L


28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.


31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.

LOL - "DUDE, WTF?!? YOU SAID YOU WANTED MUSHROOMS! YOU MOTHER bleeping bleepHOLE!! GAWSH."


37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.

That's terrible. I'm so doing this.


XmasJ, I love your posts.		2009-12-15 16:38:00

Author:
Sackwise
Posts: 305

Those are hilarious. I'm gonna try some of them next time I get a pizza lol.2009-12-15 16:52:00

Author:
Tomvis
Posts: 99

hilarious
number 4 is amazing!		2009-12-15 18:02:00

Author:
Snrm
Posts: 6419

Haha I would LOVE to see someone incorporate all of this into one phone call. It would be so epic.2009-12-15 19:24:00

Author:
ryryryan
Posts: 3767

Haha I would LOVE to see someone incorporate all of this into one phone call. It would be so epic.
Some of them require you to hang up though. o_O		2009-12-15 19:52:00

Author:
ChristmasJew
Posts: 431

simply genius ideas, I have to make some of these!
Thanks for sharing		2009-12-16 01:42:00

Author:
Chump
Posts: 1712

Thank you for making my day. I certainly needed it 2009-12-16 04:19:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

I could totally do number 32.

Pull out my Clarinet, play a few notes, talk, play, talk, play 		2009-12-16 04:31:00

Author:
hilightnotes
Posts: 1230

Or send them an e-mail *****ing about how you got food-poisoned (probably will work even though you're lying. I wasn't) and claim your money back. Lady phoned me and apologized for fifteen mins before she said I'd get my money back. They'd called in inspector specialists to check on the food etc.2009-12-16 15:29:00

Author:
BasketSnake
Posts: 2391

i would like to add
41 ask for a diet water
42 ask for the hours for tomorow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day
you are funny!		2009-12-17 02:52:00

Author:
Unknown User

ok i know another one you call 2 diffrent pizza places and put them on the line togther so they will both be like no your ordering pizza from me and arguing loads would be funny!2009-12-17 11:08:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


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