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Hey guys. I need help. My friend needs a crazy story for a class in college. I was thinking of giving her one of my very off the wall stories to base her's on. But then I thought that you guys are very imaginative. So if you guys would tell a really crazy story that would really help her.

2009-12-02 09:23:00 Author: thefrozenpenquin Posts: 479

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I love this one: [[[[[For those of you not following the news over in the Great White North I will fill you in a little bit. Last month the ?distracted driving? law came into effect, where-as you will not be able to chat away on a cell phone while driving without risk of incurring a fine of up to $500. It seems one Canadian politician wants to take it one step further! Jim Bradlley (Ontario?s transportation minister) made this statement Thursday after telling reporters he was proud of the new legislation he helped draft and as they walked away he mentioned his plans to make this law much more encompassing in the near future. He was quoted as saying; ?Sure talking on a cell phone while driving is dangerous but there are many other activities occuring during driving that are just as dangerous if not more-so.? ?For example the other day I was almost side-swiped by a man that was completely distracted while picking his nose, and I don't mean just a nose scratch - he was in up to his knuckle?. There has been testing done that has shown that picking your nose while driving is even more dangerous than using a cell phone because of the high occurrences of physical injury while conducting this type of behavior. I would like to see all types of distractions lead to a hefty fine, my advice for this particular offense would be an $850 fine. At least one politician finds those comments worrying. ?Everyone should realize there is no place this government will not go intruding into private lives,? Conservative MPP Randy Hillier said. He went on to say, ?what is next? No eating broccoli with dinner due to the possibility of passing of gas into the atmosphere thereby increasing global warming?? Experts have questioned the effectiveness of distracted driving laws. In other jurisdictions they have not always changed drivers? habits. After an initial reduction in New York, for example, cellphone use was reportedly back to pre-ban rates within one year. The insurance industry says the new law is a good first step in making distracted driving socially unacceptable. In fact Bill Crespen of Walden?s Insurance says, ?personally we would like to see all distractions result in large fines, whether it is picking your nose, applying make-up or talking on a cell phone - they can all potentially kill you?.]]]]] LOL.

2009-12-02 16:47:00 Author: Sackwise Posts: 305

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my friend worked for a delivery service for a while. one of his co-workers was in jail for 2nd degree murder for a good 20 years or so. One day while they were on one of their deliveries, the person who answered the door was the judge that put my friend's co-worker away. The judge apparently freaked. The co-worker actually ended up getting super excited. He was all "this is the guy that put me away!" but like he was a little girl meeting Miley Cyrus.

2009-12-02 18:38:00 Author: mr Radical 5601 Posts: 515

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Hmm... So, there's this guy and his sister looking for their long-lost father on some strange planet. After being lost in the Sahara for three weeks they decide it's a better idea to search in the Arctic circle. Then these two ice meteor things come smashing down rather close to our explorer friends. The sister starts, for some reason, to lick one of the ice things. The brother starts talking about aliens and licks the other one. Both siblings decide it's a good idea to kill the other. She chases him off and fifteen years later they are running opposing cola companies. Now, there's this other guy who walks into a bar and meets a drunken frog. A crazy french chef tries to kill them, and, yeah. A lot of inter dimensional awesome confusion follows and I can't be bothered to explain it all. Just...yeah (http://reasonablyclever.com/bh/archive.html).

2009-12-02 19:14:00 Author: ARD Posts: 4291

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Wow, don't you guys have anything better to do.

2009-12-02 20:37:00 Author: Domflame Posts: 13

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Wow, don't you guys have anything better to do. No (by which I mean, 'duh, of course. There are a hundred better ways to spend our time). Here's my idea, which is being created from the top of my head so it's extra crazy. A man... no a hobbit-goblin, who doesn't remember his parents, is being tested on in Santa's (it is almost christmas) secret testing facility in the South Pole. Santa bonds the essence of snow with the Hobbit-goblin's (who calls himself Sherwin Williams II) molecular structure and he gains the ability to turn himself into never-melting snow. Santa's morales catch up with and he begins to get depressed, so he let's Sherwin free in New York, hoping to feel better. Despite all Santa had done, Sherwin finds the kindness to forgive him and Santa begins to learn the true meaning of Christmas. While walking down the road he sees a sign for the store Sherwin-Williams. He goes in to see the manager who knows about Sherwin's father and tells where to go. Sherwin then sets out on an epic journey to find his parents. When he finds them, he finds out he isn't a hobbit-gobblin, he just has stunted growth and dry skin problems. They all live happily ever after. Incuding Santa, who finds Christmas is a celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ and later on becomes a Christian. What do you think?

2009-12-03 05:36:00 Author: RagTagPwner Posts: 344

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These would make good LBP levels as well.

2009-12-03 05:41:00 Author: RagTagPwner Posts: 344

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Forget I posted this. I decided I'm going to use the idea I posted here.

2009-12-04 04:26:00 Author: RagTagPwner Posts: 344

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One time, John Williams was sitting in his basement when the FBI came in and tried to take his science project. John took his trusty handgun and defeated the FBI. The world is safe now. We can all breathe easy and sleep well tonight. John won the science fair.

2009-12-09 02:24:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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