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Officer, They Stole My Weed

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WICHITA | A man and woman who reported to police that robbers stole their marijuana are now facing charges themselves.

The 32-year-old man and 29-year-old woman told police five armed men came to their Wichita apartment late Monday night and took marijuana.

Police say one suspect accidentally fired his gun and spooked the other suspects. They ran from the apartment to a white Cadillac, dropping marijuana along the way.

Police found more marijuana inside the apartment.

The couple were booked on suspicion of various drug charges, including selling drugs within 1,000 feet of a school.Lol's were had.
2009-11-22 04:29:00

Author:
ChristmasJew
Posts: 431


Wow. I'll describe that with a picture. I FINALLY found a use for it.
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i280/TheMadDJ/Facepalm.jpg
2009-11-22 05:01:00

Author:
Drakora
Posts: 392


^ ah another facepalm pic to go to my collection , too bad i only recognize 2 people on that one, Dawn and Reid2009-11-22 05:13:00

Author:
JKthree
Posts: 1125


ahahahahahaaha that's awesome.2009-11-23 21:06:00

Author:
Sackwise
Posts: 305


Looks like those people were also stocking weed inside their brains.
What a dumb thing to do, reporting that to the police...
2009-11-23 21:55:00

Author:
Keldur
Posts: 628


Lols ChristmasJew, you always have the best threads 2009-11-23 22:12:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251


Fail.
Must I say more?
2009-11-23 22:13:00

Author:
chezhead
Posts: 1063


Fail.
Just saying it once doesn't get the point across.
2009-11-23 22:51:00

Author:
gofurr360z
Posts: 886


Looks like those people were also stocking weed inside their brains.
What a dumb thing to do, reporting that to the police...
They were probably high when they reported it. Smoked the last bit that the robbers dropped.


Lols ChristmasJew, you always have the best threads
Oh, thanks.
2009-11-23 23:00:00

Author:
ChristmasJew
Posts: 431


Wow.

Next time you report a robbery, make sure you're not high.
2009-11-23 23:25:00

Author:
TheMarvelousHat
Posts: 542


Wow.

Next time you report a robbery, make sure you're not high.

This.
Seriously.
2009-11-24 02:50:00

Author:
gofurr360z
Posts: 886


lolz!!!!!!2009-11-24 15:47:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468


Wow, they must have had some good weed 'cause you'd have to be stoned out of your mind to call the cops on yourselves.2009-11-24 18:24:00

Author:
SHENOA77
Posts: 184


Wow, they must have had some good weed 'cause you'd have to be stoned out of your mind to call the cops on yourselves.
Maybe they thought they were in Amsterdam. Lol.
2009-11-24 18:41:00

Author:
ChristmasJew
Posts: 431


Maybe they thought they were in Amsterdam. Lol.

Why, is it legal to be doped out your mind in Amsterdam? LOL. I've never been there before.
2009-11-24 21:02:00

Author:
SHENOA77
Posts: 184


Yes, actually, it is. I just learned this not to long ago as well xD
And I'm pretty sure they legalized it in California now too. Idiots.
2009-11-25 02:12:00

Author:
Sackwise
Posts: 305


No, they haven't. Unless of course it's medical (which still makes no sense to me and is only legal in San Francisco... which is already a looney town).

That aside- AHAHAHAHAHAH!!! How stupid can you get?! I mean, my dad has seen some bad cases, but this is by far one of the funniest I've heard (beside the one when a guy drops through the roof of a liquor store... classic xD).
2009-11-25 02:43:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


I was told smokin pot reduces brain cells. I guess they were right.2009-11-25 02:59:00

Author:
divemonkey1
Posts: 41


Why, is it legal to be doped out your mind in Amsterdam? LOL. I've never been there before.
In Amsterdam Pot is legal, so it wouldn't really be that funny if they reported this while in Amsterdam.



(beside the one when a guy drops through the roof of a liquor store... classic xD).
Haha I saw that too. As you said, it is classic.


I was told smokin pot reduces brain cells. I guess they were right.
Yup, it kills brain cells. People who smoke pot are too ignorant to think it does any damage to them, because they have turned in to idiots because of it.
2009-11-25 03:15:00

Author:
ChristmasJew
Posts: 431


Don't do drugs, kiddies.
This is the stuff that happens.
2009-11-25 03:27:00

Author:
chezhead
Posts: 1063


Don't do drugs, kiddies.
This is the stuff that happens.

Yes, that is right. Just looked at what happened to chezhead's avatar. It's clearly on the stuff.
2009-11-27 04:50:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


This story makes my day everytime. No matter how bad a day I might have, this brings a smile to my face.2009-11-27 05:55:00

Author:
thefrozenpenquin
Posts: 479


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