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Demetri Martin
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I think this guy must be really underrated - i never hear about him but he's like the funniest guy i've ever seen!  Anyone else a fan? "People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.." "My policy: no throwing stones regardless of housing situation" | 2009-11-16 01:25:00 Author: Dexiro  Posts: 2100 |
| dude...Demitri Martin is most excellent! I love his discussion of the glass being half full or half empty...baby's blood...hilarious! | 2009-11-16 04:45:00 Author: Spider-Jew  Posts: 1090 |
| Demetri Martin is a genius. That is all. Carry on. | 2009-11-16 05:26:00 Author: gofurr360z  Posts: 886 |
| The coffee sketch is the first one i saw, i thought it was awesome xD "If you hear hot coffee coming towards you, you should move" | 2009-11-16 08:38:00 Author: Dexiro Posts: 2100 |
| Necrobump? Slightly. Do I care? Nope. This dude is seriously hilarious. I think there's maybe four comedians that can make me laugh really hard, and he's one of them. I really like how he works in all sorts of different elements to make a good show. His big white pad, for instance, was great. Everything from his pillow fight rundown (Pillow V. Pillow=Crazy Awesome) to his pie chart about procrastination was awesome. And of course there's the whole thing about heavy doors. "I need gum, NOW!" | 2009-11-23 23:38:00 Author: dandygandy2704  Posts: 1002 |
| "One time, I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half." | 2009-11-23 23:41:00 Author: mrsupercomputer  Posts: 1335 |
| I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said "Happy Birthday" on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote "Jesus" on it. Adding more epic to this quotefest | 2009-11-24 00:44:00 Author: Dexiro Posts: 2100 |
| His comedy is pretty funny, but his show sucks compared to it. Comedy Central needs to stop giving comedians shows, they're killing them. You will never have a new show like The Chappelle Show, get over it. | 2009-11-24 00:49:00 Author: ChristmasJew  Posts: 431 |
I think his shows are awesome unless i'm thinking about the wrong thing  Important Things is awesome anyway | 2009-11-24 01:11:00 Author: Dexiro Posts: 2100 |
| Oh my god yes Demetri Martin is OSSIM. I love how he's able to play over 10 instruments at once while telling jokes. Amazing. "The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you?re signing somebody?s cast. 'You're a d*ck.' 'You deserved this.' 'Also, I'm sorry I broke your arm.'" | 2009-11-26 03:09:00 Author: Arkei  Posts: 1432 |
| Game. Set. Match. = Tennis Set. Match. Run. = Arson | 2009-11-27 19:29:00 Author: dandygandy2704 Posts: 1002 |
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