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CONSOLE WARSSSSS THE REAL VERSION Yes troops in Iraq actually do play rock band 2 lol. When they are not on duty. and yes i know i just grabbed guns from Call of duty for this AND sorry for another console war story but this is just for jokes to sorta bash each system. Chapter 1! Long ago many consoles from different companies were made. A young man was mad because he liked sony but his friend liked microsoft. But there dads liked Nintendo! That is how it started. Dont bother with other fake stories. Before the companies fought with how good there systems were. And then fans started fighting other fans. Then the companies owners started fighting. Nintendo drove around in a Smart car. There were 2 Japanese men in the smart car. Microsoft drove around in a army truck because microsoft supplied Troops in Iraq with Rock band 2 Sony drove around in a Black Lamborgini because it matched how the system looked. The war between the owners started all with one foot. Yes a foot. One of the men from Nintendo accidently stepped on the guitar that Microsoft gave to the troops. This made Microsoft very mad and Nintendo and microsoft fought. The smart car pulled up to the army truck. And the Japanese men who was the passanger pulled out a wii sports disk and threw it like a ninja star. It cut through the glass of the army truck. Microsoft fled away. Sony later joined in the battle. Then thats where we talk to a microsoft fan boy today "Hello my name is Dave and i am a fan of microsoft an...*sniped* That is how these wars started. This story is about the side of the fans battleing. not the owners of the companies. But who knows they could play a role. Chapter 2 We first will take a look at the Nintendo base. A kid named Bronco just signed up for nintendo because he just loved my sims party agents. Once Bronco signed up he took a Scorpion SMG. He left the base to find that sony was surrounding the whole base. He took a shot to the arm and he fell to the ground. He was already very hurt. He was diagnosed with the blue light of death. The microsoft had the red light of death and sony had the yellow light of death. He was put into a hospital immediatly. The only thing on T.V. was the Mii channel. He was tired of the little people that haunted his wii. They are in every game just standing and jumping up and down for no reason what so ever. It scared Bronco. In Microsofts base a kid named Hester signed up. He hated every system but he liked xbox because he liked shooting aliens in halo. He also couldnt wait for the project natal feature. He couldnt beleive how convienent it would be to be able to look through his dashboard with a swipe of a finger when he could really just use a controller. The thought made him feel so excited. He heard that soldiers in the war got to get in the beta so he was very excited. In Sony's base a kid named Michael was signing up. He was a Playstation home addict. He loved to do all the cool emotions with his avatar. He spends an average of 5$ a day shopping on Home. He loves to buy new clothes for his avatar and mingle with all the super cool things on Home, like the red bull area where he can walk around and give his Playstation Home avatar exercise. So now you know our heroes in this story, Will there paths cross in the battlefield! Will they realize every system is bad or will they find another system that is amazing! Or will they just die on the battlefield! Find out in chapter 3!

2009-11-14 08:25:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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Forgot to Reserve spaces RESERVED

2009-11-14 21:41:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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Reserved!!

2009-11-14 21:42:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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