Archive: 22 posts

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10 reasons computers must be Males Top 10 reasons computers must be male: 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a backup. 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 3. The lights are on but nobody's home. 2. Big power surges knock them out for the night. 1. Size does matter.

2009-11-14 05:03:00 Author: clarkhopes Posts: 5

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i don't see how any of those cant be female maybe you wanna think about this one again oh and this has nothing to do with LBP this is in dire need of a move

2009-11-14 05:10:00 Author: Littlebigdude805 Posts: 1924

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Moved to General Chat.

2009-11-14 05:26:00 Author: comphermc Posts: 5338

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My computer was pregnant once. YOU TELL ME THAT ISN'T LOVE! T_T

2009-11-14 06:17:00 Author: TheMarvelousHat Posts: 542

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Just remember that it isnt MrsSupercomputer

2009-11-14 10:30:00 Author: KQuinn94Z Posts: 1758

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Lol marvelous hat!!! I nearly spit milk on the keyboard

2009-11-14 17:13:00 Author: Incinerator22 Posts: 3251

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If computers are males then they're homosexuals, just waiting for a good hard drive or a 3?-inch floppy to be inserted into them.

2009-11-14 17:30:00 Author: Leather-Monkey Posts: 2266

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If computers are males then they're homosexuals, just waiting for a good hard drive or a floppy disk to be inserted into them. Hahaahahahahahahaha nice one!

2009-11-14 20:59:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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Lol, that post just pwned this thread. (Which makes sounds kind of sexcist).

2009-11-14 22:09:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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You don't know how long I've been waiting to tell that joke... I just realised I left a part out!!! D: I edited the post.

2009-11-14 22:35:00 Author: Leather-Monkey Posts: 2266

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I think they are females as they require a lot of love and attention, and die when you overuse them.

2009-11-15 20:56:00 Author: chezhead Posts: 1063

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Get a mac. They are above Gender.

2009-11-15 21:32:00 Author: Unknown User

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Get a mac. They are above Gender. Go and get windows 7. Its male because.... WINDOWS 7 WAS MY IDEA!

2009-11-15 22:24:00 Author: theamilien Posts: 485

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I think mine is female. It works all around the house, but it needs a good whack every now and again to speed it up.

2009-11-15 23:23:00 Author: moleynator Posts: 2914

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I think my computer is female because it's always listening to Jonas Brothers. YAY JO BROS!

2009-11-15 23:28:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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All the connectors on the back of my computer are female, it's the cables that have male ends. Fact.

2009-11-15 23:38:00 Author: rtm223 Posts: 6497

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My laptop cant be female. Its too easy to shut up. (Although it does make my lap hot...)

2009-11-15 23:44:00 Author: moleynator Posts: 2914

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You're on a roll, Moley.

2009-11-15 23:47:00 Author: comphermc Posts: 5338

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my computer is femal its welcom to change and will shut up after i do what it tells me me laptob is male as it won't acsept anything new without a fight to make them work together and its a pain in my *** to get started in the morning

2009-11-15 23:49:00 Author: solid-snake Posts: 212

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I love this thread. Very funny. Sexist, but funny. xD

2009-11-16 08:14:00 Author: moleynator Posts: 2914

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5 reasons why computers are female: 1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." 4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. 5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it only to give up and start looking for a new one.

2009-11-16 09:32:00 Author: wexfordian Posts: 1904

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You sound a little frustrated Wex... Very, very funny though, espcially #3

2009-11-16 09:36:00 Author: rtm223 Posts: 6497

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