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The Console Wars
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| The following is a joke! it is the beggining of the make-believe role-playing console wars forum game! after the release of the Sick-looking 299$ PS3 commercials...microsofts sales plummit...and the XBOX 360'S sales go down the drain...then microsoft fought back they unleashed an internet bug during the month of october...when a PS3 went online on a microsoft-partnered connection...the PS3'S harddrive failed! angered sony took a step forward with the childish console wars and attacked microsoft...they sued and got revenge! the war ended,really before it began!but...some people are angered about the way sony has changed...and some want to still punish microsoft further... its PS3 vs. XBOX 360 vs. Wii(they sued microsoft too...the bug messed up their update...causing anyone that downloaded it a destroyed wii!) which side will you chose? and what are you going to do to the opposing forces? you decide!!! are you going to do nothing?or are you going to terminate some lbpc users...because they oppose?(don't really hurt them!) are you going to help wimp Wii...or take the chance to teach them to make better games? choose now...because its the! console wars! but first...rules! .you may use a common weapon,or one you revealed in an earlier post without actually using it. .no taking control of another persons character! .no impossible kills,unless character aproves .no joke ds or psp sidings! .the battle takes place in the imaginary world of LittleBigEarth(name originally thought up by ir0nmaidenfan...for the panda wars) a post-doomsday world where the last leg of the war starts!it has 5 areas... desert valley town forest imaginay hq of each side ...you can also add an area,it will take a turn to add to the map but...it might be added! (example) clif-side beach .finally have fun! current news:ragfell joined battle and brought out a smah ball...which km stole and is about to use for himself currnet forces: PS3: theswweet createnplay cybersora drakon136 rseah(unbrainwashed) XBOX 360: outlaw_jack kernelm Wii: ragfell the war enders: (they help the losing team at that moment!) snrm Mr.KittyCat | 2009-11-08 22:56:00 Author: theswweet  Posts: 2468 |
| theswweet waits for more soldiers to arrive...as the sun sets over the old ghost-town... | 2009-11-08 22:58:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| PS3 creates Uncharted 2: Among Thieves. End of Story  | 2009-11-08 22:58:00 Author: CyberSora  Posts: 5551 |
| so you join PS3?i'll keep yah there until you reply! | 2009-11-08 22:59:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| PS3. Although, I think I already won the war there. | 2009-11-08 23:00:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551 |
| PS3 Creates GT5P which is even better than the full forza 3. | 2009-11-08 23:03:00 Author: CreateNPlay  Posts: 1266 |
| no...we are seeing who can kill the other side quick enough! | 2009-11-08 23:03:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| I know im waiting for an Xbox fanboy | 2009-11-08 23:06:00 Author: CreateNPlay Posts: 1266 |
| hmm...after we get 5 for ps3 we ca ask them to recruit xbox's | 2009-11-08 23:07:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| we need at least one XBOX 360 sider to start! | 2009-11-08 23:23:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
Why bother? We all know PS3 is the BEST!  | 2009-11-08 23:26:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551 |
| So true!!!!! | 2009-11-08 23:26:00 Author: CreateNPlay Posts: 1266 |
| I will stand on the side line, quietly muttering about spelling, punctuation and capitalization (or lack thereof). | 2009-11-08 23:26:00 Author: Syroc Posts: 3193 |
| i'm gonna add this thread to my signature | 2009-11-08 23:30:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| PS3 creates Uncharted 2: Among Thieves. End of Story This. /war | 2009-11-09 18:55:00 Author: ARD Posts: 4291 |
| okay even though i know ps3 is better just to get the ball rolling.... XBOX360 ROCKS (i have been brainwashed by microsoft)) | 2009-11-09 19:13:00 Author: rseah  Posts: 2701 |
| A large, casually dressed business figure stood at his office window, overlooking the brightly-lit metropolis below, glistening in granite walls and green neon lighting. He wore a white business suit with black pinstripes, a white fedora featuring a black band around the hat, and black derbies. He casually puffed on an exotic cigar imported from India, blowing rings of smoke into the air. One of his syndicates came creeping in, holding a messy work folder filled with confusing blueprints and leetspeek. "8055," the syndicate hissed, "7H3 P14N5 4R3 R34DY." "Excellent", the shady figure replied in clear English, "Start work on it immediately" "R1GH7 4W4Y... Jack." | 2009-11-10 07:48:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack  Posts: 5757 |
| Tsurugi sat in his desk with a big grin on his face, foolish xbox360 and ps3 supporters.. Wii is the king of all. He activated a machine that would spawn endless fanboys and hid it deep inside his fortress where no one would find it and went to his secret hideout to watch the fireworks. | 2009-11-10 08:29:00 Author: Unknown User  |
| what side ARD? | 2009-11-11 01:02:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| theswweet waits patiently outside the gates of the xbox hq...waiting for one of the fanboys to leave...so he can steal the building plans and avoid the alarms... | 2009-11-11 01:07:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| A slightly smaller man in a grey suit slid out of the shadows beside Outlaw jack, "I see everything is going to plan my good man" He said in a strong English accent, | 2009-11-11 19:20:00 Author: Kern  Posts: 5078 |
| "Why of course," Jack replied, "Those fools from Sony have no idea what they're getting themselves into. By the time this technology is fully developed, they'll be at their knees..." | 2009-11-12 03:24:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| another figure jumped out in front of jack and almost made the 2 crap their pants. Rseah dressed in complete black stood in front of them waiting for orders. Microsoft had brainwashed this PlayStation supporter he was well trained in all aspects of fighting and move like an assassin.... | 2009-11-12 04:21:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| Jack regained his complecture, then stared at the ninja-like figure in front of him. "MR.31173," Jack started, talking in 13375P33K, "5C4N 7H3 P3R1M373R 0F 7H3 8U11D1NG; 1 H4V3 5U5P1C10N5 7H47 50M30N3 M1GH7 83 1URK1NG 4R0UND..." | 2009-11-12 05:01:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| rseah scratched his head as he deciphered Jacks 13375P33K...after a long period of thinking he finally understood Jacks words so he dashed out the neon green building leaving no trace that he had ever been there.... | 2009-11-12 07:20:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| theswweet felt a presence...he knew someone was there...but who?he rushed into the hq...if someone is after him,the alarms don't matter! | 2009-11-13 23:33:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| this war is like the cold war thust saying we are the best blabl and stil making things that most inpres | 2009-11-13 23:36:00 Author: Unknown User |
| *ALARM-NOISES* "INTRUDER ON THE 1ST STORY!!!" "What the?!" Jack reacted, "How did he- ohhhh, another Sony boy!!" He quickly presses a button, and speaks into the mic: "Dispatch ALL Arcade units!! Scavage EVERY story within the building!! We must NOT let him get to the top floor!!!" The thunder of footsteps consumed the lobby of the HQ, as hundreds of X-bots, wielding RRODs and cladded in white ODST armour, frantically swarmed over the floors, searching for the intruder. Jack took out his universal remote, preparing himself for what could be a violent encounter. "Let the games begin, fanboy." ((There are 120 floors, based off of the 120G model)) | 2009-11-14 00:17:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| I say there be a neutral team for people that think all consoles are good | 2009-11-14 00:19:00 Author: Snrm  Posts: 6419 |
| I say there be a neutral team for people that think all consoles are good yea me whant in it | 2009-11-14 00:30:00 Author: Unknown User |
| ....*sigh...just join wii then! as theswweet entered the hq he heard the alarms sound...silently he cursed...he knew that the hq was big(hey...microsoft owns half the internet!)but he didn't expect this!he rushed into a supply closet...hoping it also supplied weapons...and came out wielding his pocket knifes,he used them to unlock another room and entered...safe...for now....he turned on his geneti-watch(an invention of his)that could use his mind to surf the internet,thus making the search faster.he bypassed the firewalls on the microsoft database,and got the data he came in for...the XBOX 720...not a real game system,but more like a giant,rrod wielding,nuclear bomb!it would easily destroy ps3 of ANY model...once they finished it!suddenly,the droids pass by... | 2009-11-14 03:54:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| make a neutral team that likes them all please! I will start the neutral force *Snrm takes out a mp5* Im gonna go take out those Wii fanboys and girls! *Snrm runs off to the wii base* | 2009-11-14 04:04:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419 |
| umm...don't you like ALL the consoles???and yes,i'll make one! | 2009-11-14 04:10:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| umm...don't you like ALL the consoles???and yes,i'll make one! Yes all consoles are good but in order for the war to end every console's base needs to die! *Snrm reaches the wii base* " ok if i shoot the sensors with my gun they wont be able to use the sensors against other consoles* *shoots down the motion sensors on all the wii controllers* "Haha they are defenseless" God i love roleplay | 2009-11-14 04:15:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419 |
| T_T...okkkkkk...tsurugi is gonna kill you! | 2009-11-14 04:21:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| Oh reallly *pops back in wii base* *shoots tsurugi in the left arm* Why his left arm you say? Because his right arm is the arm he plays Wii bowling with and god forbid he have a injury that forbids him from wii bowling! NO Wii is losing The War enders have to help them *Wraps Tsurgi's arm in a bandage* Hmm pistol or 2 Chainguns!!!! Meh 2 chainguns *as the ps3 fans used a ps3 hard drive as a shield Snrm ripped through the memory drive. The ps3 users had no memory left so they retreated to go gain back all there items in LBP* HMM! Microsoft is in trouble from the swweet! War enders better get over there! | 2009-11-14 04:32:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419 |
| add more detail...and how about traveling thru areas takes a turn? | 2009-11-14 04:45:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| Snrm was travveling through the Broken system Marsh on his way. He heard noises above him. It must be from Sony!!! Thats when snrm see's who it is. CyberSora! Snrm sprinted toward the microsoft base. he knew it had to be close. Thats when one of CyberSora's knives when flying past him. Snrm knew he had to fight. Snrm pulled out a weird console. It seems to be a mix. The disk tray was from the xbox. the shape of it was a ps3. And yet it had a yellow light when it was off like the wii! It was a morph between all the systems and it was currently connected to wi fi! Snrm threw it and it hit cybersora it threw him off snrm's trail. Snrm had made it to microsofts base. Now it was time to enter and protect microsoft from sony! Somone can take from there | 2009-11-14 05:07:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419 |
| nope...i'm sorry snrm,you get a strike for controlling cyber!and you have to say "attemptted to hit"and you can only use cmmon weapons,or a weapon you revealed earlier without using it!i need to update rules... | 2009-11-14 05:16:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| okay that was random anyway rseah stalked theswweet through the dark building. He grinned as theswweet activated a trap..... | 2009-11-14 05:32:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| nope...i'm sorry snrm,you get a strike for controlling cyber!and you have to say "attemptted to hit"and you can only use cmmon weapons,or a weapon you revealed earlier without using it!i need to update rules... I thought you could make somone do somthing small and not fatal and i will stick to common weapons then | 2009-11-14 05:50:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419 |
| *Watches the Wii turn into Godzilla, and turn to snrm* *eats popcorn* | 2009-11-14 06:31:00 Author: Boomy  Posts: 3701 |
| ((@Snrm: Weapons like Dualshock 3s and headsets are allowed... I think)) Jack places down his controller at his desk, then sits down at his PC. He activates Windows 7, and proceeds to search through the building's Documents. He clicks on the file "BAiT_TrAP", and starts a virus scan on it. He finds spyware... perfect. Jack then traces back to the resource, showing a podcast inside a closet of some sort. "Gotcha..." Jack muttered to himself, smiling. He then clicks "Terminate", reclines back, and watches the scene unfold. | 2009-11-14 07:43:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Snrm walks into xbox's headquarters expecting to see Sony fans. There was no one. When he looked down the hall way Snrm saw explosions coming his way. Somthing by a computer had been set off by somone. But who. Snrm ran out of the building but before he could run out his leg was blown off. Snrm crawled to a corner outside the building and layed there. I am 99.9% sure i didnt break a rule in that post! | 2009-11-14 07:54:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419 |
| the man in the grey suit flickered digitally and appeared by Outlaws side, "we have another intruder sir, would you like me to release the Xbox 1440 Battle Suit?" | 2009-11-14 08:02:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| "No," Jack replied, "Not yet. I have a special intention for that. Send in... an Elite." ((An elite is sorta like a supertrooper)) | 2009-11-14 08:12:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Kernel, Using his mind accessed the computer and realeased the elite from its captivity, | 2009-11-14 08:18:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| ((D'you want to control it KernelM?)) | 2009-11-14 08:26:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| *Snrm crawls away with a trail of blood quickly) | 2009-11-14 08:31:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419 |
| *watches Godzilla-Wii walk up behind the fleeing Snrm* | 2009-11-14 16:36:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701 |
| Does anyone else imagine this going on? http://massivedamage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Console-Wars1.jpg | 2009-11-14 17:00:00 Author: TheMarvelousHat  Posts: 542 |
| No cause we have wii's in this so no *Snrm kicks dust in the air* The Godzilla wii stops for a second. A chopper from the war enders is coming to pick snrm up! Gozilla wii is still recovering from the dust. *Snrm crawls on the helicopter* Snrm gets away safely and the doctors work has already started on a fake leg! Well that is the only thing i could think of doing for the situation XD | 2009-11-14 17:59:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419 |
| theswweet stopped cold...and waited,the droids had passed(thank god!)...but now something else was happening...something BIG...quickly theswweet switched modes on his geneti-watch,so it could detect any computer-based traps...he screamed when the data loaded... (to be taken up by jack or kernel...) | 2009-11-14 19:53:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| What was on the file that Jack had was a simple message, saying: ALL HAIL MICROSOFT! And along with that was the reader_s virus (it destroys the computer's core files, thus disabling anti-virus and making BSODs), a crippling computer disease that'd literally DESTROY systems from the inside, out. theswweet's sudden reality of this startled the Arcade units, making the rather dull mindsets dart for the closet door. Meanwhile, as the Godzilla Wii rubbed it's eyes out, a figure leaped through a window from the 117th story. The Elite KernelM sent out was a heavily claded Spartan in full black Recon, armed with a Spartan Laser and an Energy Sword. He fired the laser at the Godzilla Wii, instantly penetrating through it's soft, plastic exterior, and petruding out of the other end. The monster gave a sharp, ear-piercing shriek, just before the Spartan took out his Energy Sword, and plunged through it's hard drive. The Elite rolled out of the monster's air vents, just as it blew into a million, little, white-plasticy pieces. Taking out his Laser, he proceeds to the lobby of the HQ, now intent on finding any other intruders. | 2009-11-14 20:52:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Meanwhile in a tin can far above the world, Boomy sits eating his popcorn surveying the resulting scene, his gaze is set on the just exploded Wii Godzilla, and is now following the 'Elite KernelM' who seems to be making a B-line for the main building. Suddenly, over at the Wii base, a nuclear explosion had just gone off, decimating a huge amount of the Mii population, the Mii's where severely crippled, and open for complete annihilation. 'Hmmpf' Boomy smirked, 'looks like someone got a twenty-five kill streak'. | 2009-11-14 21:11:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701 |
| as theswweet gains control of himself,he knew he had to go back to base and prepare...plus install anti-reader_s protection to his ps3(he could do it with his geneti-watch but-why not race for it?)and he was off,suddenly he saw the destruction of a giant wii...and well-decided to contribute,so he planted a bomb at the wii hq...as he strode off towards the ps3's base...he said"whoever that was destroying that wii...he did a good job doing it!" ((ummm...wiis don't have hard-drives...thats why you can't update games!)) | 2009-11-14 22:40:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| ((ummm...wiis don't have hard-drives...thats why you can't update games!)) ((They do, it's just that they're TINY.)) As the battle scene cleared, Jack took his remote, and pointed it at his head. He pressed "Input" and switched to Video 2. His vision turned statc, then regained sight, overlooking the Wii base. A gaping hole was sitting wide out of one of the walls, and dozens of Miis littered the ground, acting with the IQ of a goldfish. "Figures," Jack scoffed, switching his input to Video 3. It overlooked the PS3 base, a rather brilliant structure of black and red. A figure came strolling into view. It was the intruder that invaded earlier. He was moving at a fast pace, as though trying to run from something. There was no need, for what was also in that file was a tracker, which meant that wherever that man went, Jack knew where he was all of the time. Jack switched back to Component 1, now with his vision back in his office. The Elite KernelM sent out earlier marched in, and stood a attention. "Sir! No other abominations were found under my surveillance." "At ease, 160," Jack replied, saluting the Elite. The Spartan saluted back, and proceeded out of the room. With the minor annoyances out of the way, Jack also proceeded out of the room, now heading down towards Tech Research. | 2009-11-17 06:40:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| as theswweet entered the base he noticed a slight disturbance in the file along with the virus...A TRACKER!!!he quickly deleted the part of the tracker and prepared for an attack...silently he called for agent CnP and C.S to come and defend the base...it was gonna be brutal! | 2009-11-18 16:31:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| Meahwhile, while theswweet was calling for CnP and C.S, Drakon136 was preparing for the biggest attack the war had ever seen. He had amassed 3 whole armies on an attack on Microsoft's capital. Once we dispose of their leader, he thought, the entire army should crumble. Yes, he was planning to eliminate the Microsoft president. | 2009-11-20 05:05:00 Author: Drakora  Posts: 392 |
| As he approached the doors to Tech Research, Jack stopped, took out his remote, and pointed at the doors. He pressed "Fast Forward", with the whole room affected. Althoguh the process took only a few seconds, the effect of the remote made months of work fly by in an instant. He then pressed play, and continued on in. He was greeted by a flourish of researchers, cheering out loud and whooping upon his arrival. One of them, dressed as an Agent from Crackdown, ran up to him with a concealed box, with a symbol of the famous "X" logo displayed on the lid. "J4CK," the researcher said, talking in a thick, 1337 accent, "7H3 93R19H3R41 15 R34DY." He casually lifted the lid slightly, giving Jack a glimpse into the box. It then shuts, with a rather happy Jack staring back at the researcher. "3XC3113N7!!" Jack responded, rather sinisterly, "1 7H1NK 17'5 71M3 70 7357 7H15 848Y 0U7..." | 2009-11-20 05:44:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| theswweet was angry...where were CreateNPlay and cybersora?they aren't here yet!...in fact,where have they been the last 3 days? | 2009-11-20 17:15:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| Kernel was a living hologram, he lived in every computer system and could access any file he wanted, he could materialise in any room with a monitor, every history was his to access, What Mr Higgins was watching late at night, That tim the grown man liked to find out about the latest fashion he was the ultimate blackmail weapon, Created and Sustained by, Jack, he had made him in a computer class he took years earlier... Kernel could take any disguise he wanted, and he knew, exactly what disguise was needed... as he headed through cyberspace, into a room next to theswweet "Hello!" Cybersora-Kernel said a perfect mimicry of the mans voice. | 2009-11-20 23:08:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Meanwhile, Drakon136 has commenced his attack on Microsoft HQ. His several armies lead the offensive, while Drakon watched from the back. He was quite pleased at first, but then he realized something. Where is KernelM? he thought. He should be here. Then he realized something. What if KernelM is at the PS3 Base? If he is there, theswweet is gonna get himself killed! he thought. I have to get back there! And so he sprinted towards the nearest vehicle, kicked an Elite out of it, and took off to the PS3 Base to save his comrade. | 2009-11-20 23:52:00 Author: Drakora Posts: 392 |
| Kernel felt a ping in his heart as the first army reached the doors, his master would need protecting, he flickered into a blue spark as a car pulled up outside, he dived into the computer monitor and sped along the files corrupting everything and activating every security system, they automatically locked onto the first microsoft thing they detected, A car with a heat signature in it, Kernel Cybernetically hit the fire button and shot through cyberspace to the microsoft base | 2009-11-21 00:07:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| An army marched forth towards the Microsoft offices. Jack, surveying the battle from the 60th story, laughed, and pointed the remote at the troops. He pressed "Stop", and, almost immediately, the approaching militia stopped dead in its tracks. Then, sinisterly smiling at himself, he pressed the "Power" button, making the troops limp. Machinery lost power, ammunition was deleted, and the soldiers went blank. The whole army was literally turned "off". He presumed to press "Play", and all of the soldiers dropped dead, with the machinery falling to pieces. He took out his headset, and tuned it to KernelM's frequency. "KernelM," Jack spoke, "Dispose of these intruders." | 2009-11-21 00:13:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Kernelms blue spark buzzed around every dead soldier recycling it into bandwidth making the xbox systems run faster and smaller, he flickered back to his masters side a split second later, "it is done" | 2009-11-21 00:23:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Drakon136 arrived at the PS3 Base, and charged in to find theswweet lying dazed in the floor. I ran up to the mainframe, and ran a security check. Apparently, the mainframe was invaded by an unknown hacker many years ago. I went down to the security room the view the footage in the mainframe room. I ran the footage, and saw something appear on the monitor. I paused, went back to it, and saw something on the screen. It was KernelM. I went back a bit more, then unpaused it. On the footage, KernelM said 'Hello' with the same voice as Cybersora. I was shocked, and then came up with a theory. Could KernelM be a living computer program? I thought. I went back to the mainframe, and ran a search. Nothing odd came out. I set it to search only hidden files, but nothing odd came up. Then, I hacked the mainframe. I found one odd thing. A folder. I opened it, and found a program titled 'KernelM'. I was amazed, and then went to delete the folder. Then, I noticed something else in it. A text document. I opened it, deleted all of the 732 viruses on it, and looked. It was a secret plan. I copied it to my Documents, and then deleted the folder with the 'KernelM' file in it. There, I thought, that should be one threat done with. | 2009-11-21 01:01:00 Author: Drakora Posts: 392 |
| "Good..." Jack replied, pleased with what he saw. As he walked back inside, still holding the box, he turned back to KernelM, and gave him the command: "Terminate Sony." | 2009-11-21 01:36:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| this war is like the cold war thust saying we are the best blabl and stil making things that most inpres What? I don't know if you're talking about the console wars or impressing the ladies. Awesomemans comes in with a Sega Genesis and wins the internet. | 2009-11-21 01:47:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664 |
| rseah after not doing anything for a long time proceeded to look out for any intruders and dispose of them fast. He took out 2 experimental Energy dagger and stood from the roof of the building scanning the desolate landscape for life forms..... | 2009-11-21 01:51:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| theswweet woke up dazed...what had happened?he looked around and saw that no one was there...what had happened?where was sora?...then he realized..."what is going on...wait a second microsoft makes computer programs...could they make a fake sora?" quickly he ran to the computer...and checked everything.in the recycle bin he saw a file named kernelm..."someone tried to delete him,but instead recycled him!i gotta finish this!"quickly he deleted the file. | 2009-11-21 20:02:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| ((Wait a minute... why am i a file on the PS3s mainframe?)) KernelM flickered, his support file had been deleted, no matter that was just patches to allow him to access the internet without crashing, he opened a draw and pulled out a memory stick, he loaded it up to a isolated computer, No internet, No Intranet, Completely safe, he felt his body rejuvanate as the patches installed, Kernel heard Jacks voice Destroy the PS3 base he accessed the microsoft weapons vault via his mind, and activated the WMod, a secret weapon only he and jack knew about, "Hello" the computer screen displayed, Buffering 1% 2% 3%... | 2009-11-21 20:45:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| "Let go of me, you *********' noobs!!" a struggling pilot said, being hastily dragged into an interrogation room. Jack, with two Cogs by his sides, strode down the hallway leading to a private sector. A Pro trooper saluted him. "51R!" the Pro greeted, "W3'V3 JU57 C4P7UR3D 4 5PY FR0-" "English please," Jack replied, not wanting to waste time with 13375P33K. "Ssssir..." the Pro struggled to say, "a-a sssspppiiee... sssshot d-d-down... we-we've c-captur-red h-him." "Good," Jack responded, opening the door. A thick-headed Arcade trooper ran out of the room, engulfed in flames. One of the Cogs bursted in, revving up his chainsaw. Jack simply placed his hand on his shoulder, immediately stopping the brute in his tracks. "We want him alive," Jack growled, now proceeding into the room. The angered pilot, now hog-tied by chain to a chair, was thrashing about, trying to shake loose from his unbreakable bond. "You ain't gettin' s*** outta me!!" the pilot roared, spitting in Jack's face. Jack wiped the loogie off of him, now rather ticked. "Ugh, a Warhawk," Jack scoffed, "What were you doing in our airspace?" "Hah!" the pilot bellowed, "I bet ya you wanna know, huh?! Well, too bad!!!" He proceeds to stick out his tongue. "Oh, I'll know," Jack responded, rather hush, "Whether you'll tell me... or I'll make you." Jack places the box he got from Tech Research on the table, unlatching it. He proceeds to pull out a black bar, with little green, flashing lights. He proceeds to mount it on his shoulder, plugging it into himself. The Warhawk looks on, rather confused. Everyone else in the room, including the Pro and Cogs, shake in fear. Jack turns his head right. The Warhawk does the same. He turns it left. Same. Then, taking his hands, he holds them out, with the Warhawk responding in agony. He grasps his hands around an invisible object, which results with pressure applied to the Warhawk's head. The Warhawk screams, unable to move his body. "WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?!" the Warhawk shrieked, his mind slowly being crushed. "Tell me what you know about Sony's motion-controller!!" Jack yelled back, his hands squeezing the air tigher. The Warhawk responds with more agony. "OK-OK!! I'll talk- I'll talk!!!" The Warhawk replies, his mind still being slowly squeezed... squeezed like a grape. Jack lets his hands go, the Warhawk's head bobbing down. The Warhawk let's out a sigh of relief, then proceeds to talk... | 2009-11-21 23:31:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| as theswweet finished deleting he wondered why the file was there...and immediately thought of jack,he probably needed a diversion for something...but how would he get the file in there and what did he need the diversion for?theswweet didn't want to find out... | 2009-11-22 00:10:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| Drakon136 copied Microsoft's secret plan to his laptop, which he immediatly deleted another 'KernelM' file from. He read through it, and discovered nothing that he didn't already know, except for one thing. It mentioned an unnamed Microsoft superweapon. Hmm, he thought, I have an idea. He immediatly went to a plastic surgeon, that completely changed his appearance to Jack's. He then found a hair on the ground, which he matched to Jack's DNA. Perfect, he thought, now I just need a DNA scientist. | 2009-11-22 06:11:00 Author: Drakora Posts: 392 |
| " ...There," the Warhawk said, finishing his winded speach, " Happy?" " Yes..." Jack responds, clapping his hand together. The Warhawk's head is smashed like a pumpkin. Jack laughs sinisterly, putting the peripheral safely away in its box. He picks it up, tucks it away, and proceeds to walk out of the room. "Do whatever you want, boys," Jack proceeded to say, closing the doors and leaving the two Cogs to themselves. The revving of chainsaws and grinding of bones could be heard down the hallway. Jack proceeded to change the input of his vision. He changed back to Video 3, overlooking the PS3 base. He zooms in, finding a figure looking exactly like him. Utterly disgusted by the figure, Jack takes his headset, and tunes it to the frequency of an awaiting Pelican gunship. "Eliminate him," Jack commanded. "Yes, sir," the pilot responded, revving up his engines to take out yet another imposter. | 2009-11-22 08:16:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Boomy jumps out from his Tin Can and lands in one of the high towers of the Ps3 base. He pulls out his Fareye sniper. He looks down the scope, the sights are lined up with the pilot who is at a distance of about 1 mile, he is starting up the gunship and is beginning to take off. Boomy knows that if it is allowed to take off now, it will be a right pain to shoot down while in motion, however the pilot is 1 mile away, everything becomes a factor at this distance making this a difficult shot. He makes a decision. He pulls the trigger. The bullet hits the pilots shoulder causing him to knock the controls, sending the gunship swirling at an altitude of, 2 feet. The back blades hit one of the many surrounding defense walls knocking off the rear of the gunship exposing the fuselage which meets a spark, igniting the fuel causing an explosion, incinerating the pilot inside. The impostor is safe for now. | 2009-11-22 10:59:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701 |
| 99% 100% the green X pulsed on the door, it hissed twice then they slid open. in the center of the room was a giant ball made up of white paneling and green neon, kernel had accessed the terminal before the door had opened, he hit enter on the keyboard as the Orb began to spin and rotate, the orb began to pulse gently as the entire roof slid away, he manually aimed it at the ps3 base miles away, the metropilis buzzed below him, as the orb fired a streak of green, it arced through the sky and hit the ps3 base with infallable accuracy, a green semi sphere exploded wiping out the buildings and the staff inside, kernel patted the weapon affectionatley, and applyed a cybernetic wrist computer, the only active computers in the base were thesweets monitor and drakons laptop, he applyed a scan, his vision flashed red as he discovered a text file on the laptop he applyed a quick virus called 'ghost' and left it to its work, he applyed an orange urgency to a draft email he had prepared before and sent it "job done" | 2009-11-22 23:57:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Drakon136 looked back at the destroyed base. He was currently disguised as Jack, and nobody could tell the difference. Not even DNA scanners, as he replaced his own DNA with Jack's. He looked at the secret plan file on his laptop, and, sure enough, it had a virus. He deleted it, looking amused. "KernelM!" he yelled. "It's a good thin I made a hard copy!" And so he set off. | 2009-11-24 00:18:00 Author: Drakora Posts: 392 |
| theswweet was shocked...what had just happened?the base was in ruins and the only working computers was his and drakons...had the microsoft base done it?but how could it! he ran off to the center of the wreckage and thankfully was able to reboot the main computer and access the file regenerate_a he watched as the file did its work. | 2009-11-24 00:25:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| As Jack looked on, from a balcony on the 117th story, he saw the Pelican burst into flames, almost instantaneously. Yet, as the failed assasination went up in smoke, a green beam struck the PS3 base, engulfing the brilliant structure in a green explosion. Jack searched around, and finally spotted someone: A Helghast trooper, wielding a sniper rifle. This single sharpshooter shot down his Pelican. The thought scratched at Jack's skull, making him angry. He barks into his headset: "Send out an Agent!!! Bring that Helghast swine back here... ALIVE!!!" And as though it was easier said than done, an Agent bursted out of the Microsoft underground garage, driving an armored van. | 2009-11-24 00:33:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Boomy, pleased with shooting the pet pelican, made a B-line for the exit. Just as he was reaching the gate the armoured van roared up behind him, swerving to avoid killing him instantly. Jack did not want this, Jack wanted him to suffer. Boomy used this time to his advantage, he took out a grenade, pulled the pin, cooked it, and tossed it perfectly in the window with a cheeky grin. He turned and ran, narrowly avoiding the flaming wreckage flying past. He jumped in one of the many Warthogs and retreated fast, he needed to get out of there, and he did, making sure to ditch the Warthog in the nearby crater that was the Wii base. | 2009-11-24 06:08:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701 |
| little did drakon (disguised as jack) know that rseah was following him from a distance. Seeing the way that the impostor talked and acted he knew at once that it was a fake. Grinning he moved form a brisk walk into a run. In a matter of seconds he had caught up to drakon. Hanging from the roof he waited to strike... | 2009-11-24 06:51:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| as the battle outside the walls started the ps3 base was alrerady half-way regenerated..."yes," theswweet said silently..."it works!...now if lonly it worked on lbp levels..." he joked at the end,he needed to find out where drakon was...if he is the one jack was after,he better run! as theswweet rushed outside he noticed someone that made his heart skip a beat... jack! | 2009-11-24 15:30:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| Kernel Materialised in the centre of what was once the Wii base, one of the computers were still active so he was able to travel, he shot to the nearest locker and flinged it open, inside was a wiimote, and a box full of add ons, "Perfect" he said, as he lifted the box out and applyed the wii mote to his wrist, he shot back into the computer and re appeared at the Xbox Metropolis HQ, He placed the Wii mote down and began to disected it... --- Many hours later he held up a cannabalised version of the Wii mote, it was slightly fatter at one end and instead of the 4 flashing blue lights it had a pulsing green cross, he sent it off to production, soon these weapons would be ready... | 2009-11-24 15:38:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| quickly theswweet rushed at him and...he yelled to stop?theswweet slowed down and asked him why and the jack replied..."its a disquise!its me drakon!!!" what was going on!!! | 2009-11-24 16:17:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| kernel was stood on the roof again, the PS3 base had somehow began to rebuild its self, Kernel access his wrist again and accessed the Nanobots chips, he activated the self destruct mechanism as the PS3 base collapsed again, A plume of black smoke rose as the charred remains smoldered, a beeping indicated a an email had arrived, he accessed it via a flick of his eyes, it was coloured blue, Work Related, he opened it, it was in L33T he hit translate, his mind lagged slightly as every language in the world was accessed he chose english. "WORK ON THE WIIMOTES HAS COMPLETED PLEASE COME AND ACCESS THEM" He flickered into his Wrist and appeared instantaneously at the production line the white prisms slid into crates, every agent and warrior in the Xbox army would be applied with one, Kernel had disengaged the self destruct in all of them so only he could access them, he held one in his hand, and pressed the pulsing green cross, a beam of energy flowed from the end.... "Excellent. Beam Swords" Kernel flickered into the med room, grabbed an instrument and flickered into jacks office where his master was stood looking out over his kingdom, he slid outside and spoke "Jack, You'll need this" | 2009-11-24 16:32:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| suddenly another explosion...and near them...exploded right near drakon and theswweet...quickly theswweet spoke up... "i found some nano-tech and thru the bunch a couple feet away from the main computer...the base will continue generating!"he then paused..."but in order to stop microsoft...we will need nintendos help,we will need...an alliance!"he shouted"microssoft may have us hanging by a thread alone...but TOGETHER...they can't possibly beat us!i mean...microsoft has the web!while sony has tvs...and nintendo has the power of motion controls and great marketing...neither one can face the internet alone like i said...but is it possible that if we work alongside each other we can win?we need their help...and they need ours!if this continues...microsoft will destroy gaming down to cruddy fps' like l4d2!we...can't give up!!!"the speech was mesmorizing...and he knew it,and as the sun set over the bases of sony and microsoft...he headed towards nintendo but one last thing he said as he left..."you HAVE to use your disquise drakon...too defend the base before i get back...hopefully with re-inforcements..." | 2009-11-24 17:25:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| ((Isnt nintendo destroyed? and what do you mean the base will continue regenarating? i disabled all the nanos)) | 2009-11-24 17:39:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
((Let'm do what he wants; I have special plans for him...:kz )Jack was handed a rather bulky, black remote, resembling what he was wearing earlier. Only, the green X was glowing prominently in the front. Turning the remote around, he found the trademark symbol on the back: Nintendo. Out of curiousity, he pressed a button, and a large, green beam shot out, resembling that of a cheesy lightsaber. He waved it about, with the sword making lightsaber-ish sounds. He then threw it out as far as he could from his balcony. It fell out of view, but then soared back up, instantly inserting itself back into Jack's hand. Jack laughed... "KernelM... you're just crazy, y'know?" Meanwhile, back at the smoking wreckage where Boomy took off, the Agent bursted out of the enflamed van, wiping off the flames. No meager explosion would stop him from achieving his goal. Taking off like a jet fighter, the Agent took out his sniper rifle, leaped high into the air, and started firing rounds off at the fleeing Warthog, making its way towards the decimated Nintendo HQ. | 2009-11-24 18:07:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| ((no...look at the earlier posts...the good stuff is underground! (plus i didn't know it was destroyed!)...and i found the chips and thru the selfdestructing parts away!)) as theswweet pulled into veiw of the nintendo hq he was shocked!the whole non-basement floors were destroyed!...he ran toward a van it seemed to be recovering from a high-degree injury...it had microsofts symbol on it but no one was there!"perfect"theswweet thought"i can use this to escape with any survivors!"and then proceeded to destroy the tracking system. theswweet then started the engine and rushed into the ruins...off to find the wiinies that survived. | 2009-11-24 18:09:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| ((Blargh... I hate it when roleplayuhs do dat. The same thing happened in Panda Wars -_-...)) | 2009-11-24 18:11:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| ((...your guy left it!...plus i did throw away the nano thingies!)) | 2009-11-24 18:18:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| **Tracking system disabled vehicle 227621BBA** A robotic voice chimed in Kernels ear, "i have to go" Kernel Bowed, copyed his own file onto the laptop with the webcam, and shot into Outlaws desktop computer, he appeared sat in the seat of a black van with a glowing black screen with the luminescent green X now pulsing red, He accessed the computer and reinstalled the computers data, Out of the tinted windows he saw a small figure looking for some sort of entrance to the ground. kernel slipped out of the car, his feet creating no noise. he then accessed the stealth mode as he slipped from view, he accessed one of his many holograms and chose Elite Helicopter, it took about a second to load and then a squadron of helicopters were flying above the boy, there was a small ping as the alert was sent to Jack, he would soon be here. | 2009-11-24 18:45:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Boomy's driving became erratic as he swerved to avoid any incoming bullets which proved, somewhat tricky. Several bullets struck the side of the vehicle as well as pinging past, perilously close to his head which unnerved the poor fleeing driver. He took a hard turning into the large crater littered with white rubble when he noticed the fuel was reducing at an alarming rate, one of the bullets must have put a hole in the tank. He knew he could not make it back to base on this deteriorating vehicle. He leapt off, tumbling furiously as he landed. He remained still, the flurry of bullets had subsided. Had the agent been distracted? Was it safe here? Would he be able to make a dash for home? All these thoughts raced around his brain, he made a snap and risky decision to stick in out amongst the debris in the vast crater, his armour would protect from the radiation, for now. (This is fun) | 2009-11-24 19:46:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701 |
| The Agent stopped, for he knew that his target was somewhere in the crater that Nintendo was. Smiling to himself, he starts to walk around the outer rim of the blast site, looking for any obvious stand-outs. Then, stopping in his tracks, he finds a black figure, standing amongst a white sea of rubble. "There you are..." the Agent laughed, taking out his Watson HE99-X "Firefly", a heat-seeking rocket launcher. He started to lock on, and got a thermal reading of the figure in front of him: a Helghast soldier. But, as he was about to pull the trigger, his van, now being driven by another PS3 fanboy. He's plowed over, but recieves no real injuries. Frustrated, he aims the rocket at the fleeing van. He gets a lock... FIRE!! | 2009-11-25 18:43:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| kernel reappeared in outlaws office, as usual jack was standing in the balcony, kernel opened the lift doors and stepped in to the lift, the music was droning and repetitive, he let himself out at the 1st floor, and stepped out, the lift was hidden behind a statue of jack himself holding an Xbox controller in a sign of triumph, Kernel stepped out of the reception and into the busy metropolis, for once warfare was not his priority, he had recently downloaded a patch created by jack to give him more human emotions, to strike more fear into the enemy, Kernels cyber heart was aching, he wandered through the busy streets sad and lonely, he entered a small restaurant that according to microsofts reviews did great fish... he was seated by a sleek man in a black suit, he looked at the menu a small strawberry blonde woman walked over "What can i get you sir?" kernel stared captivated... in the XBox HQ jack sat down and applyed a headset, "Applying manual control" he said | 2009-11-25 18:56:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| While the agent was distracted Boomy retreated to a safe distance, he then took out his Fareye, he aimed for the rocket launcher, and fired. The end of the launcher was blown clean off. The agent stopped and turned to face Boomy, who was a fair distance away. Boomy realised that this was not good. He opened fire on the agent once more. Hitting several times. The agent seemed to not care, he kept moving towards the confused Helghast. Boomy had to think fast. The agent was now running at an alarming speed towards Boomy, the poor Helghast had mere seconds. He whipped out his revolver to shoot the agent in a last ditch attempt however it was knocked clean out of his hand. The agent grabbed him by the throat. It seemed to be the end of Boomy. He closed his eyes and awaited his fate. A few seconds passed. Boomy opened one eye. On the top of the agent's helmet was a ring, a red ring, the agent had seemed to stop moving. Boomy quickly made a swift exit. The agent was left standing there, amongst the remains of the Wii base. A lone guard to the incinerated souls of the Nintendians. | 2009-11-25 19:11:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701 |
| KernelM's head was twitching abit, for Jack was taking control of this conversation. "Is something wrong, sir?" the waitress asked, rather disturbed by his awkward head-throbbing. KernelM regained his complection, and started acting rather... suave. "Oh, it's nothing," KernelM replied, waving his hand and laughing a little to himself, "I'll just start with a glass of chardonnay." "Right away sir," the waitress replied, with a bit of a worried smile on her face. As she started to walk away, her body slender and limber, KernelM looked on in awe, but soon started head-thrashing again. "Remeber: You're under MY control," Jack spoke, his voice echoing through his holographic skull. KernelM grasped his head in pain, as though Jack himself were cramming his body into his thoughts. KernelM automatically stiffened up, and placed his hand under his chin, crossing his legs in a rather lounge-like posture. The waitress comes and fills KernelM's glass with the chardonnay. She then places the bottle on the table, leaning over to do so. Her bosom hovers over the table, while KernelM, though physically calm, looks on, mentally stimulated. "What would you like, sir?" the waitress asked, breaking KernelM's concentration. He glances up at the waitress, holding a notebook, and smiles. "Ah, yes..." KernelM started, Jack talking in place of him, "I'll have the Grilled Salmon with the Cabernet Sauvignon sauce." "Soup or salad?" "Mmm... the soup." "We have Clam Chowder, French Onion, and Minestrone." "I'll take the French Onion, please." "And you have a choice of a baked potato, mashed garlic potatoes, and rice pilaf." "Pilaf, if you may." "Alright!", the waitress said, tucking away her pen, "It'll be out in about 30-45 minutes. If you need anything, let me know. Okay?" "Splendid," KernelM replied, Jack smiling to himself back in his office. | 2009-11-25 19:57:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| ((*Applauds* I wish Theswweet could post on here more. it seems that only Outlaw me and Boomy are playing...)) | 2009-11-26 16:57:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| As the waitress walked away, KernelM started thrashing about once more. So much that he almost head-smashed the table in two... had it not been for Jack's intervention. "You'll just have to accept reality, boy..." Jack hissed, applying peer pressure to KernelM's fragile mind, "I control you. And as easily as I can give this to you... I can take it away even easier. After all, this city is MY domain..." And with a quick shake of the head, KernelM regained his complection, back in his lounging position. As he saw his damsel walk towards the table, he noticed her boss looking on as well, as though he were a "special" guest. I guess he's seen Jack talk before. This is the perfect chance to move in. "Your meal will be out in about 15 minutes," the waitress said, talking in her typical waitress voice, "Is there anything else I can get you while you're waiting?" "Yes..." KernelM started, looking up at the strawberry blonde, "Your presence." "Uh..." the waitress bumbled, unsure of what to say, "Come again?" "You asked if I wanted anything," KernelM replied, acting smooth, "I need you." "Well," the waitress spoke, her voice sounding very worrrysome, "Eh-heh, I not sure..." "Oh, I insist," KernelM continued on, wavering his Platinum membership around, indicating he's part of Microsoft. As the waitress attempted to walk back behind the counter, her boss gave her a shooing motion, indicating that he insists on her sitting with the business executive. As the waitress sat herself down, KernelM smiled, for he knew that he was in the perfect position to make his move. "Hah! Too easy," Jack scoffed, now with his Cogs also watching on. | 2009-11-26 17:33:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Kernel sat confined in his own brain, he could see and hear what was going on, but struggled to speak or move Jacks voiced echoed around the space "I control you. And as easily as I can give this to you... I can take it away even easier. After all, this city is MY domain..." Kernel stopped trying to move and decided to watch the show... | 2009-11-27 18:23:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| rseah stared down from his hiding spot he still followed the impostor. He picked out a deadly energy shuriken and let the blade slice through the air. He stood laughing waiting for the shouts of pain | 2009-11-28 20:18:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| as theswweet was entering the ruins, a battle unfolded!bullets seemed to dance and bombs seemed to fly!...he dashed into a crater to avoid becoming fried-human | 2009-12-04 17:35:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| Kernel woke up in his apartment, his egyptian cotton sheets covering his body, he stretched and felt his hand brush a womans body, it was natalie, the waitress from the restauraunt. He Lay back in his bed content, he had a warm feeling eminating from the centre of his chest. | 2009-12-04 18:28:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| ((This is turning into an erotic novel lol)) | 2009-12-04 20:30:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701 |
| ((no its not, Its just a change from the usual ""and he blasted his head off" stuff, i havent posted anything innapropriate hurry up and post... Nao!) | 2009-12-04 21:00:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| as theswweet entered the crater he bumped into something... | 2009-12-09 04:29:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| ((Can you please post more than 1 phrase sections!_)) | 2009-12-09 17:21:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| and before he knew it...he was knocked unconcious........................................ ................................................he woke up later dazed and found a person standing in front of him, they said: | 2009-12-15 05:32:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| the console wars...must LIVE ON!!! jumping back theswweet realized it was the corpse of a tree...still a bit shaken he entered the ruins of the base... "what a daydream...i gotta find those xbox fanboys before..."he was stopped cold. | 2010-01-02 06:44:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| ((I'm back!)) Drakon hadn't noticed that a shurikin had hit his jeep's tire until he arrived at the Microsoft HQ. He looked at it, and his eyes glowed for a moment. He then took out a sniper rifle, set it to full auto, looked in the direction of rseah, and unloaded a clip of 10 shots. 'That should be the end of him.' He then turned to the building, his eyes glowed again, and he disappeared. | 2010-01-08 05:49:00 Author: Drakora Posts: 392 |
| Kernels sensors began beeping, he got up out of the bed "I have to go" He said, he ran across the road to the microsoft HQ and looked at the screen, A man who they had been monitoring had just disapeared in a blast of radiation, Kernel activated his Pocket Mic, "Jack, Jack, Come in Jack" no response... | 2010-01-08 07:26:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Drakon appeared in floor 62. According to his scan of the building, the Microsoft leader should be here. His eyes glowed for a moment. "Where did he go?" He disappeared again. | 2010-01-08 23:21:00 Author: Drakora Posts: 392 |
| theswweet saw that the base was on high alert...jack was nowhere to be found!... "guess microsoft was so busy with xbox they forgot about computer issues...i'd bet 100$ that jack is at a pc repair shop...now is the time to strike the base while its weak!" | 2010-01-08 23:25:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| Drakon appeared at a McDonalds 5 minutes away from Microsoft. He bought 3 burgers, and sprinted to Microsoft. He saw theswweet, and handed him a burger. "Can't kill on an empty stomach, now can we." Unfortunately, he didn't get rid of his disguise. | 2010-01-08 23:35:00 Author: Drakora Posts: 392 |
| hardwiring himself into the mainframe he activated every weapon the base had... | 2010-01-09 00:05:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| "holy ****!!!" rseah did a barrel roll just as the barrage of deadly bullets flew past him. "Ha ha!!" he shouted an performed his victory dance. However he did not notice that there was a banana peel on the floor. His feet were swept up from underneath him as the slippery peel caused him to flip over. rseah landed on the floor with a loud thud he slowly closed his eyes as he was knocked unconscious. | 2010-01-09 00:15:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| "Ah, dangit!" Drakon said. He then deactivated his disguise. He took out his laptop (Macbook), and began hacking. Within 5 minutes, he had changed his IP address, and hacked into Microsoft's database. He pulled up 3 files: Jack's, rseah's, and KernelM's. Whenever he looked at one of their pictures, his eyes glowed blue for a moment. He then closed his computer, took out a gun, and appeared right in front of the unconscious rseah. He pointed his gun right at rseah's forehead. "Hello rseah." | 2010-01-09 00:58:00 Author: Drakora Posts: 392 |
| Kernel felt the power flow through his mind, "Activated Emergency Geographical Shift" Kernel Said in a voice not of his own "Target Rseah" He fired. He primed every weapon and droid in the facility And activated project thespian... | 2010-01-09 10:00:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Drakon waited. "It wouldn't be fair to kill him while he's unconscious." He teleported away, and appeared far underground. | 2010-01-09 17:27:00 Author: Drakora Posts: 392 |
| "dangit!"theswweet had lost jack...he had thought his disguise was on,but it was off...the only thing weird was the macbook...but that was probably a disguise too...but wait,did he just almost kill rseah?...he decided to find now,decide whether to kill later. | 2010-01-09 22:28:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| rseah rubbed his head he remembered being knocked out by a banana peel. Leaping of the floor rseah spotted a shimmering gap in the air. No ordinary man could have seen it but his secret training had given him extraordinary abilities. "Drakon!!! That teleporting ***!!!" He muttered as he squeezed himself into the gap and was teleported somewhere deep under the earth. rseah landed on the warm rocky ground with a loud thud. He groaned as he quickly leapt into the shadows as he saw a single shadow on the wall. rseah gasped as he caught sight of the hideous creature..... | 2010-01-10 06:18:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| Drakon noticed rseah appear in front of him. "He. Right into my trap," he thought. He pulled a piece of string, and the creature fell over. It was just a cardboard cutout. Drakon snuck behind rseah and hit him in the back of the head, then took out his full-auto sniper. "Remember this?" he taunted, "It almost killed you last time. This time, there is no almost." | 2010-01-10 06:27:00 Author: Drakora Posts: 392 |
| "Duurp!!!!" rseah softly mumbled he was having a nice dream about duurps not even realizing what had happened. The strange Durrps began singing the annoying do do a barrel roll song in 8bit. rseah suddenly felt an urge to do a barrel roll. He instantly awoke as the bullets yet again just missed him. rseah groggily took out his dual daggers and turned to face his foe. | 2010-01-10 06:42:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| ((Umm, I never said I fired. Oh well.)) "HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?" Drakon shouted. He replaced his sniper with two auto-shotguns, and unloaded. "The only way out is by teleporting, and I'm the only thing alive that can do that!" he said. "This place is rigged to blow in a minute. If I'm gonna die, so are you!" | 2010-01-10 06:49:00 Author: Drakora Posts: 392 |
| ((but you were going toO) "Haha my friend you forget ima immortal!!!" rseah calmly replied. jking "Still Playing with that cheap C4 your bought ehh." rseah replied as he expertly dodged the shots. He took a remote an pressed the big red button. Suddenly the Ground began to shift and the two were brought back from the surface. The C4 could be heard exploding from miles below. ((lol)) | 2010-01-10 07:21:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| ((...))) "..." Drakon was confused. "I won't ask how you did that. Instead, I'll..." BANG! Drakon's head was blown clean of his body. "Take that you imposter." It was the real Drakon. He walked up to rseah, and held out his hand. "Peace before pieces." He looked at the imposter. "Sorry 'bout that. People impersonate me all the time. I won't attack you, unless you strike first. I just want this pointless war to end peacefully." | 2010-01-10 07:29:00 Author: Drakora Posts: 392 |
| ((omg wtf lol)) "Holy!" rseah yelled as Drakon's head was blown off. His mind suddenly buzzed and went blank. Getting knocked out too many times had destroyed the brainwashing device that had been implanted into his head by Microsoft. rseah's brain was hit with a multitude of images and he was knocked out again.The confused Drakon was left standing there with his arm still out. ((cya im going)) | 2010-01-10 07:36:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| "grumble. Will you stop getting K.Oed?" Drakon said. He pulled out his laptop, and checked rseah's file. He looked at allergies. He then took out smelling salts, and tried waking up rseah. ((Same. Its past midnight here.)) | 2010-01-10 07:42:00 Author: Drakora Posts: 392 |
| ((Is there few more room to join? I like to join as Wii)) | 2010-01-10 08:30:00 Author: TheDerek  Posts: 15 |
| (join ahead) "Brainwash manipulator impaired" wailed a robotic voice, a time bomb virus activated in Kernels Mind, his mind flooded with information, "project energy" using the mainframe he primed the xbox super cannon, While it was buffeting he activated a kinectic tether to his love; Natalie, he then allowed her access to the void(how teleporters travel) and reeled her in, | 2010-01-10 08:55:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| theswweet turned on his geneti-watch again and scanned the area for jack...and found drakon? it really was drakon?!? and he then saw rseah unconcious at drakons feet "want me to try and find out how they brainwashed him?even after you un brainwashed him i could find out..." (((sure...you can join i'll update later))) | 2010-01-10 17:36:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| Drakon grumbled. "Maybe theswweet can help." He picked up rseah, and ran back to theswweet. When he arrived, he set rseah down. "Can you wake him up without hurting him?" | 2010-01-10 18:03:00 Author: Drakora Posts: 392 |
| "wake him up?probably.without hurting him?nope...the thing they did to him involved a computer chip,and when it short-circuted...it knocked him out...if i woke him up using my geneti-watch...it would also bring the chip back into control,which by the looks of it...would really hurt!!!...and possibly kill him!we have to wait." theswweet explained,"i CAN try and find someone who can operate and remove the chi-never mind...too risky" | 2010-01-10 20:40:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| "Hmm. I have an idea. RSEAH! GET UP!" | 2010-01-10 20:46:00 Author: Drakora Posts: 392 |
| With his love safely by his side, he dragged the comatose Jack into the Radiation Shield, He focused every drop of energy in the building and relocated it at the energy cannon on top of the building, He managed the electrons into strands and made every one cram into the Nuclear bolt, He aimed the cannon to a degree of 89* he fired, a Arc of Dark Green light fired up into the sky covering littlebigearth in a green glow, as every structure was disassembled and broke into rubble, this was the destruction. This was. The End | 2010-01-10 21:19:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| "Durrp..." rseah was having another dream about duurps. He realized he got knocked out again and was ****** at the fact he couldn't wake up. "Get UP!!!" he started hearing a voice calling him and suddenly he awoke. His eyes however seemed to have become a strange shade of orange. ((lol)) | 2010-01-10 21:19:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| "good job drakon!...but i have NO CLUE why his eyes turned orange...wait...duuurp,orange eyes?...no clue..."suddenly all the buildings around them started to crumble..."CRAP!...kernel must've taken over the xbox headquarters...and........oh,we should go back underground O.O"he jumped into the crater and screamed"grab rseah and JUMP!!!" | 2010-01-10 22:43:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| Kernel awoke in Darkness, he had a heavy weight on top of him, and something soft and warm, underneath his chest, he Pushed himself up with his hands and pushed the large block of rubble off his back, He looked down at what he had been lying on, It was Natalie and Jack, He had protected them, but for some reason had became human "Of course!" Kernel spoke to himself "I was made of energy!" he lifted Jack over his shoulder and gently shook natalie, "Wake up" he whispered "Wake up!" He looked around at the barren landscape that he had created, It was just like the concept art of Fallout 3, Long Vast plains of Wasteland, where cities once lay, Mountains of rubble, he noticed many body parts, poking out of the wreckage, he walked over to the remainder of the Xbox building, and pulled, a machine gun from one of the grunts on the door, It had a full clip and 16 extras for back up, he pulled the other Grunts gun off him, and stored it safely in a backpack he had managed to grab, | 2010-01-11 15:39:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| theswweet had landed comfortably as the shaking stopped..."drakon!!!"he screamed..."were are you?!?"he gave up...the shaking could have sent him anywhere in this cavern of rubble,stone,and building... he turned on his geneti-watch to see if there was ANY signal... | 2010-01-11 23:33:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| Amongst the rubble and debris of a nearby destroyed city a large vault is uncovered. It's wires, pipes and electric arcs jut out of the ground into the open air making it clearly visible among the ruins. It's large rusty door grinds open to reveal Dex, the master of technology! ;D Wearing an almost black overcoat and covered in strange metal gadgets he leaves the city in search for other survivors, following a dull radar-ish beep emitted from his arm. | 2010-01-12 16:40:00 Author: Dexiro  Posts: 2100 |
| Kernel saw a arc of electricity shoot up in the air, for some reason Kernel felt an Urge to go there, he missed his holographic body, but there were some perks to being a real life hologram, he grasped Natalie's hand and Jacks and threw them over his shoulders, With inhuman strength and speed he ran towards the location of the spark. -- He found it, he clambered down the stairs, into a lab, there were white lockers On each wall, big enough to fit a human inside... "Big enough to fit a human inside..." Kernel Wondered, he flung one open, dumped jack inside, with the spare gun, a breathing filter, and a nutrition mask he had found... he turned around to the sound of a small beeping, to see natalie in the grasp of a man reminiscent of inspector gadget "YOU LET GO OF HER!" he said... | 2010-01-12 16:46:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| as theswweet looked around...he noticed that he could make a NEW ps3 base from the cities rubble...he started to work after a few hours theswweet had finished the base...thanks to some un-scaved laptops and his geneti-watchs built in laser...**** that was a good invention!silently he worried "where was drakon?" (((dex...what team?))) | 2010-01-14 00:06:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
((TheSwweet,  dont do that!  you cant rebuild the bases. otherwise id be outnumbered)) | 2010-01-14 15:40:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
((( you ARE allowed...the teams HAVE to have bases!...drakon???when the hell are you gonna post again!...i don't wanna hurt you:kz)) | 2010-01-14 23:26:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| im not posting til outlaw comes back | 2010-01-14 23:40:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| ((um im not going to post until i come back cause these japanese keyboards are annoying)) あえあうｈれあえ | 2010-01-15 00:21:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| i'll put ON STASIS | 2010-01-15 01:55:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| ((actually im not posting simply because of how rubbish this is actually getting, i'll wait for Outlaw to get back then consider re-joining)) Kernel activated Guard Mode as green and black armour rotated onto his body, | 2010-01-15 16:10:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| -looks around to see if he can jump in- oh, oh, pick me! pick me! | 2010-01-19 01:19:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| "Ughh," Jack groaned, picking himself up off the ground. He looks around, and all is lost: The city is in ruins, all traces of life are gone... except for an annoying young fellow in the distance waving his arms around like a deranged buffon, asking to "jump in". Infuriated, Jack takes out his "secret weapon", and with a swift throwing motion, Ragfell gets slammed headfirst into the ground, his face buried deep in the dirt. And, as sudden as he was to react, the businessman sprints forward and pounces onto Ragfell's back, pinning him. A Needler pixelates into Jack's hand, as it's held at point blank "ALRIGHT!!" Jack roared, his hand clenching the gun tighter, "I'LL GIVE YA TWO OPTIONS!!: I CAN SHOOT YA NOW, OR SHOOT YA LATER!!! NOW WHICH DO YA WANT, BOY?!!!" | 2010-01-20 06:49:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Kernel heard a beeping, he activated the thrusters on his armour, he detected his master being confronted by a person, He slammed into them pinning Ragfell; "Name your faction!" | 2010-01-20 08:07:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| I...I....am a Wii player? Since...almost no one supports it anymore? -pulls out smash ball- Palutena, save me! | 2010-01-21 03:32:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| "aaaaaaaagh!!!"theswweet winced,a cry emenated from above the base..."drakon and rseah have to wait...someone needs help!" in case ms detected the base,he had made a defense laser using thermal energy...and he also made it so it would charge his geneti-watchs' laser... he quickly rushed to the surface to save whoever was up there. | 2010-01-21 03:35:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| Kernel pointed a weapons laden fist at Ragfell; "Name your faction" | 2010-01-21 08:10:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Spying the obviously bright Smash Ball hovering around the kid, Jack backs up, looking at what may be the last Wiinie on earth. He tries to swat away the sphere, but his hand passes straight through it, giving a burning sensation to the touch. Eying it in disgust, the businessman turns towards the now-solid KernelM and points at it. "Destroy it," he commanded, now turning his attention to Ragfell. But, as he was about to interrogate, the ground began to rumble. Taking another look around, Jack now knew where he was. Smiling oh-so malevolently, he spawns a Spartan Laser. He slowly charges up, confident on who'll pop out. Just as the laser reached its peak, a blurry figure broke through the ground. "AHA!!!" Jack roared, firing off the fully-charged laser. | 2010-01-21 15:04:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| "at once sir" he pointed straight up at the smash ball and almost animalistically he leapt on it, wrestling out of the air he punched through it, he felt the holographic energy flow into him "20%" he burped accidentally. deactivating his armour he stood up in his grey pinstripe suit he dusted himself down as the ground, exploded underneath him. | 2010-01-21 16:57:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Never! Ragfell made a leap, attempted to smash the smash ball out of KernelM...so close, he could feel it screaming to be freed! "I'll not give up my big weapon that easily!" cried he. He rolled a die to determine the overall rate of success, then kicked it away. He didn't want to know. Lloyd Irving, Ike, Leon Kennedy! Fox, someone! We can't let Nintendo die! It can't lose its last Niinja or Piirate!" He kept the punches coming, desperate to keep Kernel from activating its special power... | 2010-01-22 05:47:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| theswweet burst up to the surface just in time to see kernelm grab the smash ball..."NOOOOOOO!!!!" he screamed,once he was a nintendo fanboy himself...he knew that the smash ball had powers...."dragoon!" he screamed "use the ******* f'ing dragoon!"he knew it was the only thing better than the smash ball in brawl...it was there only chance... | 2010-01-22 17:37:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| Kernel Punctured the Smash ball as it exploded in a ball of energy, he quickly absorbed most of it, to protect jack from damage; He felt his body quiver as he reverted back to his holographic form once again, he grabbed theswweets outstretched hand and reminiscent of a kung fu move threw him into Ragfell, he quickly dived into the Exposed Entrance of the PS3 base and caused havoc with the computers ---(Indicates that a time has passed) Kernel Dived out of the hole and pinned jack to the ground as a massive explosion erupted out of the horizontal entrance | 2010-01-22 19:08:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| theswweet lay crumpled on the floor next to ragfell...he said"we...have...to....stop him!"he struggled to his feet and stared at kernelm..."i knew you wouldn't give up,so i rigged explosives on this base...you may escape,but your wiring will be fuzzy,ragfell...go deep into the cave...and don't come out...you must stop microsoft,and you must do it without me.drakon and rseah might be deeper in...but to defeat microsoft you have to make an alliance with the rest of the ps fanboys...see ya later"and with that he blew up the base...flames engulfed him and there was a boom... --- | 2010-01-22 19:45:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
((wait? I blew up the base. But now you blew the base up?  ))He picked Jack off his back and dusted himself down; he picked up the discarded needler and aimed it deep within the firey hole Letting loose a few Purple Bolts he scanned for life... None. | 2010-01-22 19:50:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| ((you didn't say WHO blew up the base...so i did...)) his plan had worked, theswweet knew that as long as kernelm thought he was alive,they would try 2x as hard to stop ps...but to what cost?he was lying in a charred heap,right?wrong.he anticipated the base being discovered...as said,so he naturually had a plans of escape...he had installed a holographic cave wall in front of an entrance to the thermal generator...and it turned on when the main base entered self-destruc sequence alpha...yes, he had faked his death and led ragfell to believe him dead...again wrong.he wanted ragfell to take him seriously...and who would question that while waiting to blow up a base and save playstation in the process?no one however there was some luck... kernelm's purple bolts could have seen his thermal image...if he hadn't been behind the thermal generator he would have been caught red handed...but yes,everything was going according to plan. with kernelm thinking he was dead...he would think there was no threat. he would leave the ms base unarmed,and defenseless...he hoped.and if it was... this isn't over | 2010-01-22 20:24:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| Assuming Theswweet to be dead he flicked a few conversion grenades into the tangled mess the Nano-bots infused within them began fixing and changing the base into a Microsoft one ((:o)) There were 3 separate types of Conversion; General builder; General Regen; and G.U.A.R.D the builders quickly created a sleek white base in under a minute while the Regen's re-knitted the Biological fabric of the dead PS3 Fanboys into mindless Xbox Drones, Kernel Attached himself and Jack into the white chasm below "Welcome, Sir, To your new base." | 2010-01-22 20:34:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
((what dead ps3 fanboys?ragfell and the others are alive you twit! )) | 2010-01-22 20:36:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| ((I mean the NPC's and dont call me a twit)) | 2010-01-22 20:47:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Ragfell sighed. "I...can't believe it...Thessweet is dead...He....gave his life...for the cause." -sniff sniff- "I will NOT let his death be in vain! So be it, I will find a way to avenge him!" He trekked through the (cleverly via lbp disguised) crater, down to the dark dark basement of the 'ole HQ. He sighed once more upon arriving at a locked door. He took a key from his pocket and jammed it in the lock. "Password please?" Ragfell thought long and hard for a moment..."The ****ed dog from Duck Hunt." "Password accepted. Enter, Wiilogist T. Ragfell, BM." Ragfell stepped forward. As the door closed, he stopped. "Computer, define Wiilogist." "The person who can wield the endgame set of equipment. The last defense. The final weapon." Ragfell stepped again into shadow, looking desperately for his console's last hope. | 2010-01-22 21:31:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| his plan was simple...and it involved *gulp* pretending to be a xbox fanboy...he would regret it. | 2010-01-23 02:07:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| As the great, white chasm was being swiflty built into a grand network of technological tunnels and towering offices, Jack turned to KernelM, still aglow from the Smash Ball he absorbed earlier. "Kernel..." Jack started, choking on his own words, "... I can't thank you enough. What you've done for Microsoft kind has just been... wow. It's just incredible." As Jack came to pat his back, his contact with KernelM's body gave a paralyzing shock through Kernel's body, causing him to fall to his knees. As the employee cried out in anguish, the businessman turned his attention to Natalie. Jack's face turned menacingly gleeful, showing a toothy grin and crazy eyes. "Since your status with Microsoft is the upmost importance, my young lad," Jack spoke, giving mad giggles and malevolent laughs throughout, "We can't let distractions like her get in the way..." And with the swift press of a button reminiscent of the Xbox logo, it turns from a radiant green to a bloody red, resulting in Natalie's body to de-materialize and, eventually, pixellate into obscurity. Jack laughed mockingly and menacingly, his mentality slowly evolving from a sophiscticated leader to an all-out madman. Placing the remote on the floor, then feverently jumping down on it to ensure its destruction to nothing but electronic fragments, his head snaps back to his former self for a moment. "I have a new update for you," Jack announced, his eye slightly twitching, "And you're gonna love it!!" As he digs into his pocket, he pulls out a flash-drive resembling that of a demonhead from DOOM. He skips to a nearby USB port and, with a swift slam, plugs in the update. "Madness, Power, Infinite possibilities... KernelM, you're going to be my GOD!!!" | 2010-01-23 04:36:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Ragfell tore through it all. He searched the documents in the cleanly white-washed (and speckled with neon blue) lab. Nothing. He tried the computers. Nothing. He checked behind the portraits. Still, nothing! "What is WRONG with these people? They hide EVERYTHING! And there's three passwords on almost everything! GAAAH!!!" In his rage, Ragfell stomped around the room, randomly crumpling sheets of computer people and throwing them. He leaped around, pretending he was hacking enemies with his sword. With one misguided sweep, he knocked over a statue of the lovable Pikachu. His cheeks lit up. A section of wall hissed open, revealing another small room. On a pedestal was a strange-looking ornamental box, on top of which sat the last known Wii. The mother wii. The one that made all the updates for her children, telling them what games to have available on their Virtual Consoles, what channels were semi-important. Ragfell, remembering his indiana jones movies, carefully lifted the Wii, removed the box, and replaced the wii again. Nothing happened. Thankfully, he hadn't disconnected the wii, or all would have been lost. But this box looked vaguely important. to the untrained eye, it looked like nothing more than a decorative stand for the wii, made from an old gamecube. but for the true Afwiiliate (I know, too many wii puns), it possibly meant more. He walked over to an ac outlet, found a power cable in the wall, and tried it. it worked. the disc tray opened, spitting out a small disc. The engraving said: "Virtual Cube". | 2010-01-23 05:43:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| Kernel Rose from his paralytic sleep his body was on fire with aggression... | 2010-01-23 12:54:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Kernel looked around anxiously for his love; his eyes fell upon Jack; "Jack... Where is she?" | 2010-01-23 17:24:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| ((If you want to bump you can delete your first post and repost it instead of double posting)) | 2010-01-23 17:39:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701 |
((i didnt mean to bump im on my PSP so i can't edit  )) | 2010-01-23 17:42:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| ((i didnt mean to bump im on my PSP so i can't edit )) ((Fair enough )) | 2010-01-23 17:45:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701 |
| (where's everyone else, lol, i wanna continue!) Ragfell started reading the description on the virtual cube...a smile slowly spread across his face, making his torn blue robes look less tattered. He said, "Luknek", and a sigil burst into life in front of him, illuminating the room. (ten points in my cool book if you can tell me what book series i ripped that spell from) | 2010-01-23 18:36:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| as theswweet aproached microsofts old base...he thought of all that had happened..."ragfell...if you thought i had lived...you wouldn't fight as hard to win..." --- "perfect!"he had made it...and no one was guarding the old base...he went in and grabbed all the xbox weapons he could find...and an elite armor,which he splatter the X logo red. goodbye theswweet... hello... The-X | 2010-01-23 20:28:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| ((Playing abit of Batman got me thinkin', yknow?)) "Why, my poor, poor, child," Jack cooed back, his face a mix of insanity and melancholy, "She's gone... LONG GONE!!!" As Jack laughed on manically, Kernel's form shifted from a troubled man to a fiery deity. His skin was ablaze with fire and hatred. Spikes and horns jutted out of his forearms and head, and his eyes shifted to glowing craters of flame. Giant, red, digital wings exploded out of his back, with rows of spikes running down his spine. His chest and limbs took on the form of a macho-man, the muscles bulging from his body. His skin was charred to a black, and claws & talons pertruded from his feet and hands. A red halo glowed above his head, and his final form resembled that of a demon, a fiery monster rivaling Christ himself. As the now-transformed Kernel let out a roar of anguish and spite, Jack took out his "secret weapon" and pointed a finger at Kernel, causing a shock to radiate through the demon's body. Kernel then dropped to one knee, his gaze now looking towards Jack. "Set out and destroy Ragfell," Jack commanded, showing a hologram of the figure he interrogated earlier, "And if you can... find that Helghast soldier." And with a swift press of a button on his controller, a platform materialized under Jack, swiftly carrying him up to the outer limits. As he ascended, the platform plowed pass a floating trashcan, oddly filled with only a bag of popcorn. | 2010-01-23 21:03:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Ragfell sat back in a swivel chair, oblivious to the shadows of the lab. As soon as he had read that inscription, he knew what power he held in his hands. Something no other game company would have dared try. He checked on the cube - it's battery was drained. He had unplugged it accidentally while examining it. "Even calling that simple sigil..." Ragfell knew he was gonna need a flash drive and a full battery. He plugged it in again, this time careful to not screw it up, and searched the computer desks for a flash drive. He was mentally prepared to spend hours looking for it. He hoped his body was too. It had been three days without food, and only two mouthfuls of water. Theswweet....it hurt to think of it. Theswweet, in his final act of charity, had saved him...but only temporarily. No water was to be found in the office. No bathroom, either. Thankfully, he hadn't felt the need for it. And once he left, he probably wasn't gonna be able to get back in. Someone would realize the basement was there. It would get bombed, maybe tactically nuke(-ified). Theswweet had told him to find the ps3 fanboys...but at what cost? At one point, Ragfell had played it addictively, but then in college, no one had one. His knowledge and lingo was outdated. He could only remember stuff about MW2 and LBP...something about the 1887 and H4H-ing, respectively. This was going to be a challenge. "But I like challenges," Ragfell told to the empty, dull air. Maybe...maybe he could take the 360 down from the inside out? HA! That'd be the day... ...but still, it was unexpected. Something completely opposite of what he expected the enemy to be expecting. Or was the enemy expecting him to be expecting that the enemy expected him to go to the PS3 kingdom? Or that Ragfell expected that his enemy expected him to be expecting that his enemy was expecting him to... Ragfell silenced the thought with both a thought and a hand gesture. He flipped a coin he found under a desk. Heads, revenge. Tails, listen to theswweet. It landed on its edge. "So, neither or both?" He took a step towards the coin, and it fell. It was heads. | 2010-01-23 21:14:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| (err....Helghast soldier? WAIT, IS RADEC MAKING AN APPEARANCE?!?!) EDIT: (You do realize the virtual cube isn't hooked to any type of internet, right? It's only plugged into a wall. By means of an AC jack....no internet there. and no, its not we three thieves.) | 2010-01-23 21:17:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| ((The Helghast soldier is Boomy... incase yur wonderin'.)) | 2010-01-23 21:27:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Kernel Roared and took off into the cold air, his Strong muscular wings holding him up in the air; He flew down towards a Wiinie Signal that must've been Ragfell, He punctured through the roof and landed behind an unaware Ragfell, Grabbing him from the back of the neck he began to lift him into the air... Kernel Spasmed He momentarily reverted back to his Humanoid form but quickly changed back to the beast; He began to slowly squeeze Ragfells Neck... Kernel dropped Ragfell and began thrashing around on the floor Human, Beast, Human, Beast; Tears were running down Human Kernels face... "Help me..." Kernel Panted and passed out . ((theswweet the Xbox base was decimated)) | 2010-01-23 21:29:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| "I can help you, demon. But the true question is whether you can help me." Ragfell nudged Kernel's transforming body with his boot-shod foot, slowly getting behind the behind, his back to a wall. He got down on one knee and picked up a scrap of metal, holding it to Kernel's throat. 'I need a weapon.' The thought slapped Ragfell like a woman striking her cheeky husband. 'He would be perfect.' 'But he's with Microsoft!' 'How do i know that, self?' 'Just a feeling.' "Here are your options, Kernel...help me get revenge on Microsoft, or die. You're at your weakest right now. It'll only take a slip of this makeshift knife, and you're done. If you help me...well, at least you'll get the satisfaction of crunching their base to the ground." | 2010-01-23 22:36:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| "Save me from the beast and i will help you" Kernel Gasped as he passed out once more | 2010-01-23 22:46:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| As the white platform stopped, Jack was far beyond Earth, arriving at what appeared to be a giant space ring. As he stepped off into the station, a Spartan in blue Hayabusa armor was standing at attention, saluting his master. "Welcome aboard sir," the Spartan spoke, "We've been expecting you." "Good, good," Jack hissed back, his eyes still aglow with insanity, "Watch my car." With a swift toss, the Spartan was knocked over by the Spartan Laser Jack had, careening him over to the floating platform. The white disc suddenly dropped towards Earth at lightning speed, taking the unsuspecting soldier with it to his doom. Jack chuckled abit to himself as he walked down to the reception desk. A pink Spartan met him halfway, and then walked with him down the aisle, holding a clipboard. "We're at 85% as we speak, sir," the Spartan said, scanning her list and making marks. "85%... what?" Jack asked, abit confused. "Why, power, sir," she replied, talking in a calm manner. "Good, good..." Jack continued, making a toothy grin, "Prepare the station to fire." "B-but," the Spartan sputtered, abit shocked, "W-we need at least 9-90% power to ens-sure a safe-" "I DON'T CARE!!!" Jack roared back, striking the female Spartan to the ground with a quick punch, "It's either YOU get this station ready to fire on my mark, or YOU'RE going to end up like the last guy. GOT IT?!" "... y-yes sir," she finally coughed out, getting to her feet and running down one of the long corridors, shouting orders to start the firing sequence. For indeed, with a madman at the helm, who knows what catastrophe will ensue once the Halo is fully charged and unleashed upon the world. | 2010-01-24 03:03:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| ((there is wreckage though...)) thes... the-X headed off to the underground base...his plan to fake being a new Xbox fanboy and distract them so ragfell could find the others and attack the base head-on...it was risky,but theswweet was dead,they wouldn't stop and think...that would be their fall --- he arrived at the crater...now covered with the X logo,and said"JACK!!!I AM AN XBOX FAN THAT WISHES TO JOIN YOU!" he wasn't there... | 2010-01-24 03:14:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| As Jack took a seat behind the desk, he logged into his security cams that overlooked the white chasm that was his base. A colum was being digitally built in the center, and the walls were littered with shafts and corridors, but something caught his glance: a odd figure in full black EVA armor with red trims, and, even stranger, a bright, glowing, red X across his silver visor. He blurted out nonsense, making Jack automatically presume the guy was a n00b. Obviously. "Alright-y then," Jack whispered to himself, grinning ever more crazily, "This is gonna be fun." And with a few clicks of the mouse, a hanger door flew open from the side of the wall, revealing a swarm of about 50-60 regular Spartans in white armor, spattering out 1337 5P33K. THis was to be the n00b's first target. | 2010-01-24 03:31:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| the hangar door swung open...and about 50 spartan(halo) soldiers swooped out screaming numbers"so jack thinks i'm a noob?lets see how he likes this..."without warning he leapt up and unleashed a fury of martial art moves...knocking out several and dazing others,he grabbed 2 small hand guns from his pocket and rushed thru the group and left a trail of dead spartans. he then went back close combat,using the butts of the guns to k.o some more spartans...this was easy! | 2010-01-24 04:38:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| "Good, good!!" Jack barked at the screen, his face nearing closer to the chaos unfolding. With another click of the mouse, another door flew open, this time revealing Jack's prized guards: a troop of 12 Cogs, armed to the teeth and roaring with madness. As almost a conjoined effort, they all swarm in on the n00b, wielding Lancers. | 2010-01-24 04:55:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Ragfell slapped Kernal awake. "Kernal....I cannot make any promises. I can give you the ability to keep a form, to be powerful...Or I can simply create my army. I could do both." Ragfell picked up another scrap of steel, and took a few steps away from Kernel, his back turned. "You couldn't understand...the power I have found. It drives me past insanity, something you may have been familiar with in a past time." Ragfell did a turn and chucked the knife a hairsbreadth short of Kernal's crazy-shifting head. "I have found a power beyond what any mortal man should ever hold. I now know what shouldn't be known to me. I understand how things interact, and push and pull everything else. And I need you to help me push back, back against your master. I can help you, Kernel, so I ask once more...DO YOU SWEAR YOUR ALLEGIANCE COMPLETELY AND WILLFULLY, WITHOUT REGRET OR REMORSE?!" He jumped back next to Kernel's body, his makeshift blade again to Kernel's throat. "I will not ask again, do you swear complete allegiance to the Wii and all it stands for, and all who follow it, without question?" | 2010-01-24 05:02:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| "oh ****!"the-X said..."good thing i'm a techy..."he grabbed a bunch of modified X logos and thru them at the enemies... what was modified? they were bombs. BOOM!!! them fallen, the-X screamed "i have proven my worth!plz let me fight along side you..." and he waited for the reply | 2010-01-24 05:13:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| "Marvellous!!" Jack shouted, his face now pressed against the screen. With his hands pressed together, he finally has the perfect opponent for this has-been-n00b. Logging in a secret code, he clicks his mouse, and a small hole appears in the side of the wall. Out of that hole came forth... a small man. But this wasn't any ordinary fellow... this was Winterbottom. With his pie-obsession maximized since Jack got his hands on him, he takes a quick look at the n00b and automatically identifies him as a peach cobbler, his favorite slice. And as sudden as he laid his beady eyes on his delicacy, multiple blue forms appeared around him, consuming the room in an instant. Within seconds, he changed from one Winterbottom to one MILLION Winterbottoms. With a simple point of his finger, all of the blue copies of himself charged forth, their greedy hands outstretched and their eyes twitching with delight. And as the wave set forth, even more copies began to merge, resulting in an endless wave of black & white moustachios clambering for the pie that was the n00b. ((In case y'don't know, Winterbottom is a moustachio'd villian/hero who manipulates time to his own liking. He also has an unhealthy obsession with pie, as you can tell. Good luck. )) | 2010-01-24 05:47:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| "easy..." he had studied R.B Winterbottom...to take him out,you need to get all his copies out.he started his X-Laser...electricity from his brain(geneti-watch in work ^_^)powered the laser...the more he concentrated,the stronger the laser...at the peek he fired. the cries of the odd gentleman stretched for miles...and then dimmed "easy as pie"he couldn't help but joke. | 2010-01-24 06:15:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| "Oh, we'll see about that," Jack hissed, knowing what this gentleman is capable of. In almost a split second, a rewind icon could be seen floating in the middle of the room, and, almost instantaneously, all of Winterbottom's copies were back to life in their wave. This time, the Winterbottoms were in the billions. With another point of his finger, Winterbottom's copies set forth again. So many charged forward that they blocked out the sun, engulfing the n00b in a sea of blue gentlemen. | 2010-01-24 06:28:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| ..."oh...umm...guess i got to serve them the pickle pie!" and with that he flung a pie filled with pickles at the cloud...grossed out,they ran away "thank you for research!"now a bit angry,he said"let me help you...don't waste your army on me!it will be too weak to crush even the wiiklings!stop now so we can cleanse this world of all evil!" an A+ performance...now all he needed was the response | 2010-01-24 06:47:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| (ahahahaha...that was a good one! ) | 2010-01-24 06:51:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| ((ahahahaha!! xD; that's hilarious!!)) "Bravo, indeed," Jack spoke, clapping his hands. "Sir?" the female Spartan asked, startling her master. "WHAT?! WHAT IS IT?!" Jack roared back, ripping out the keyboard and bashing the Spartan upside the head. She dropped to one knee, her head abit scrambled from the impact. "We're at 92% sir, and almost ready to fire," she replied, abit annoyed by her master's sudden mood-swing. "Wonderful," Jack responded, acting as if nothing happened, "Phone me in when you're done." With a click of his remote, Jack was digitized out of the room and was beamed down to the Xbox base, where the last of the Winterbottoms scrambled out of the pit as if they saw a pickle or something. With her master gone, the female Spartan sat at the reception desk, folding her arms and resting her head upon them, giving a brief sigh. A Spartan cladded in baby blue Scout armor with yellow highlights cam marching towards the desk, saluting the mistress. She gave a quick salute back, then presumed to sigh on the desk. "Heh, tough day, huh?" the Scout joked, obviously aware of her emotional status. "Not now, soldier," she grunted back, rather annoyed by his presence. "Ok," the Scout cooed, as he started to walk down the hallway, "If you insist, Natalie." | 2010-01-24 07:45:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| ((anyone mind inform me on whats going on? i kinda got lost XD)) | 2010-01-24 08:33:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| ((KernelM has changed to a demon-moster-thing (which was my fault ); Ragfell has joined and is the only Wiinie left on Earth; theswweet has changed himself to The-"X", a PS3 Fanboy in disguise; Boomy is nowhere to be found; And I've literally turned into a madman.)) ((Now what's happenin' is that Ragfell is holding a piece of sharp debris up to KernelM's neck, trying to work out a negotiation; I just beemed down to the crater that is now the Xbox base, about to greet The-"X" for defeating Winterbottom (by tossing a pickle pie xD); and Boomy is nowhere to be found. That about sums it up.)) | 2010-01-24 09:07:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| (waits eagerly for everyone else to wake up) | 2010-01-24 16:14:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| (and you are no longer brainwashed and currently unconcious at drakons side...somewhere underground after kernelm fired a super laser...and i faked my death so as to get ragfell to fight harder to avenge me,and to pretend to be a new xbox fanboy called the-X...and thats pretty much the gist of it) | 2010-01-24 16:32:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| Boomy is nowhere to be found. | 2010-01-24 16:44:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701 |
| ((post more then that!!!and are you ps3?)) | 2010-01-24 16:55:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| ((Not posting more for now as I have A2 level exams tomorrow and for the rest of the week)) ((I am PS3)) | 2010-01-24 18:25:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701 |
| ((k)) (message too short) | 2010-01-24 18:57:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| Kernel Gasped as he held a glowing USB, "Computer..." he thrashed somemore and passed out again | 2010-01-24 23:26:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Ragfell slowly looked around the room. 'Save him, or let him die...what a choice.' 'No. It's not one. You have the burden of knowing you killed him. You want that on your conscience?' 'No. No I do not.' Ragfell looked at his tattered robes, the vestiges of an age that never truly existed, except in the minds of men, sane or not. He was a man of considerable power, now, with what some may call an undue influence. Maybe he was mad as the Hatter himself...but he was determined to win. By any means necessary. Getting up, he walked over to a computer, unplugged it from the internet... and plugged Kernel in. | 2010-01-25 01:03:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| ((dun-dun-dun-dun...XD)) "so i have proven myself worthy, right?" the-X said as jack materialized in front of him "i thirst for Wiikling blood...and that thirst is stronger than master chief!who do i go after first my great lord?" ***n he was getting good at acting... it was almost like he wasn't. | 2010-01-25 01:13:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| ((cues beethoven's fifth)) | 2010-01-25 01:32:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| "Phenomenal display you pulled, kid," Jack spoke, taking out a piece of burnt cloth, "Now find Kernel. I haven't heard from him lately, and I'm a 'wii'-bit concearned." As The-X was grasping onto the cloth, Jack jumped out of the hole that was the Xbox base, and then spawned a Warthog. Taking the wheel, Jack floored the buggy, content on finding and remaining survivors... or enemies. | 2010-01-25 01:36:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| kernelm...he could've gone after ragfell,but if rf listened...there is no way he would get caught!...still,he caught kernelms electro signature and was off... --- "why the hell is his signal so weak!!!"the-X was having a hard time getting to kernelm. "ho-" it got stronger | 2010-01-25 03:57:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| "And now it's a waiting game." Ragfell sat in the swivel chair, and ran his hand along the chair's arm, noting the smooth stainless steel. "Don't take too long, Kernel." Ragfell was suddenly desperately thirsty., but without water to drink, he had to endure. Looking down at his clothes, he finally understood he could fix them with a word. "Viriradon. Sarasu. Sarasu. Sarasu." Slowly, his clothes mended themselves, the fibers restitching together, patching themselves up. It was, to Ragfell a miracle. As he thought of water, jumbled words beyond his ability to pronounce came to mind. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't unscramble them. "Well, at least I tried." "So it would seem," replied a voice, belonging to neither kernel nor Ragfell. Suddenly, they were not alone. | 2010-01-25 05:21:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| ((lol...that me?i'm guessing)) | 2010-01-25 05:43:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| "arrg!!!!" rseah awoke yet again however his eyes where still orange. He stumbled blindly through the dark cavern tripping and cursing from time to time. Where had everyone gone!!!! He yelled out however all he heard was the echo of his voice. "Meh.." rseah mumbled as he walked off a cliff into a dark yawning crevasse.... | 2010-01-25 06:01:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| Kernel Rose from cold ground. A Business Man once again, He unplugged the USB and slipped it into his pocket, Sensing Ragfells thirst "Brb" and dove head first into the computer. He returned minutes later with a canister of pure water, Conjuring up a glass from the infinite depths of his trousers, He set it Inches away from Ragfell and slowly poured the cool liquid in; Kernel sat down in a swivel chair "Lets Talk..." But was interupted "So it would Seem" a digital deity was floating in the centre of the room looking at Ragfell. Kernel dropped to one knee and bowed: "Lord" | 2010-01-25 06:28:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| "crap!!!!" rseah shouted as he landed right next to kernel..... | 2010-01-25 07:59:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| "YEEHAW!!!" Jack bellowed out hollars and whoops as he careened over the ruined landscape. With only one hand on the wheel, the psychotic whacko pretended his other hand was a gun, making "BANG" noises as he drove along. But then again, what he pretended to shoot at actually blew up on the spot, due to the "secret weapon" he's using to control the railgun mounted on the back. Then, he took a right at a crossroads, leading him to the ruined streets of Xbox Metropolis. His driving slowed to a stroll, looking at the destruction that those fanboys caused. Jack's anger was smoldering just looking at the wreckage. But one are took his atention: the restaurant. What was first an experiment on feelings turned out to be the sole weakness of his greatest creation. He couldn't control him anymore... his greatest ally has turned into his greatest downfall. It was because of HIM his empire was in shambles!! His society, his balance, his culture- ALL GONE!!! "KERNEL!!!!" the enraged Jack screamed, blasting apart the restaurant with the railgun. Flooring it, he started blasting apart the ruins of his once-city, going on an all-out rampage. And as he took a hairpin left down another street, he found what's left of the HQ: nothing. He pulled on his e-brake, skidding sideways to a halt at the decimated skyscraper. Launching himself from out of the Warthog (taking his "secret weapon" with him), he rolls into the ruins, standing back up to see his statue melted. Placing his hands on it, it altered in form, now restored in cold, grey steel. It showed Jack now wielding a Lancer, holding it high above his head. His foot was mounted on the head of a dead monster, that of which resembled Kernel. Then Jack slammed his palms on the ground, the ruined floor changing from a speckled white granite to a charred black onyx. The ruined walls skyrocketed toward the sky, piercing clouds and penetrating the atmosphere. The walls were colored black, with streams of light cascading down from the top, alternating from green to red. This wave of changed pulsated through the city, restoring the ruins to its Brutalist-style glory. Everything was made out of dark cement, and all windows were tainted black. Statues resembled that of war heroes, ranging from Master Chief to Marcus Fenix to Stranger. Green and red lights beamed down streets and sidewalks, as the parched desert landscapes in between turned into stadiums and parks, resembling that of the Superdome or Central Park. Widescreens and LEDs appeared everywhere, advertising the newest products/games and updating on the latest news. Finally, a great, white dome radiated out from the HQ, covering the city in a veil of bright titanium. The arms of the X logo streamed out from the center, also pulsating from green to red. Seeing his utopia reconstructed, Jack then walks over to the newly spawned USB port, and plugs in a flashdrive resembling the X logo. The streets filled with people, only they weren't real beings- but rather, Jack's imitators. Common Arcades patrolled the streets, some marching while others were driving in Warthogs and Mongooses down the streets. Pelicans and Hornets partolled overhead, giving absolute security to the welfare of his society. Just as Jack was about to take a stroll into the city, a signal appeared on one of the monitors. Interpeting the code, Jack finds that it was one of his lost comrades: rseah. "rseah, do you read?" Jack barked into his headset, waiting for a reply. | 2010-01-25 16:32:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| ((Rseahs PS3 now...)) Kernel Glowed as he flew over the landscape, the digital god had bestowed him greater power than he had ever known, He flew towards his masters signal happy to be by his side without any distractions; He dove through the wall easily without causing any damage. and landed peacefully... -- He landed in the now reborn city looking around happily. He walked to the centre and there was his master gun in hand glorious... Kernel then noticed what was under Jacks feet. It was him. Dead. Kernel dropped onto his knees and began to cry "jack..." Kernel Sobbed "Why..." "WHY!" He screamed and let out a blast of Digital energy Melting the face of the statue into a smoldering mess he collapsed to the ground exhausted as a group of Arcades with Assault Rifles surrounded him... and he passed out (again) | 2010-01-25 16:42:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| "rseah, do you read?" A familliar voice buzzed through rseahs headset. "Jack!!!! I thought you were dead....Oh and that mind controlling chip you implanted into me it got destroyed. However im still with you dont mind me spying on the ps3s plans. One more thing mind picking me up i kinda fell off a cliff and got lo-" rseah suddenly stopped speaking as he spotted one of the most dangerous creatures known to man in the distance.....the disgusting creature had a thick hide of wool, large button eyes and worst of all a large zipper on its boady it was.....a Sackboy!!!!! They wielded many powers however the greatest was their ability to control time. If the sackboy came within ten feet of him it would easily pause time and destroy him. Holding his breath rseah ducked into the shadows and waited for Jacks reply. ((or am i?)) ((it would be unfair for the ps3 people to know so easily so dont say that you discovered me after this post )) | 2010-01-25 19:39:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| Kernel woke up in a black room, the neon lining provided enough light to see that all electrical equipment in the room had been forcefully removed; except for one small fitting above the doorway, the floor was carved out the same blackstone, Kernel noticed his feet were shackled to the floor in a green spiral fitting. He screamed "Let me out! Jack!" he dropped to his knees the shackles pivoting to accomodate his posture, he banged his head on the cold floor before a figure fizzled onto the screen; Jack... | 2010-01-25 20:21:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Ragfell turned. The voice mocked him. "Still a weakling, eh, Ragfell? Still holding onto your lost notions of an all-holy white box?" "I won't listen to you, father! Get out!" "But I'm always here. Inside your head. Always listening. All-knowng. I know that you've been a terrible person. You deserve to die." "No...NO! Get....a....WAY!" With a gesture, fire burst from his hand and shattered the illusion. It had been nothing. Just a figment of his imagination. Like North Dakota. "You've been betrayed," came the voice again. "Never. My friends don't leave me. I'm not you, Salerium. I don't treat them like you did." "Then where's Kernel?" asked Salerium, as his voice departed. Ragfell, picked up the Virtual Cube and turned to the computer, and noticed the flask of water. He sniffed it, examined it...it didn't look poisonous. He held up a garnet ring, a gift from his mother, and dropped it in. Nothing lifted from the water, no ichor or poison. It was safe. The water was cool and refreshing, and upon drinking, he felt the fever go down. But as he checked the computer, he realized his father was right. Kernel was gone. "...KeerrnnnnEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!!!!" he yelled, the cube still clutched in his hand! As his voice grew, so did the quakes. It felt like the whole world was shaking, as if it were drunk on a madman's power. It grew more and more, until he ran out of breath. A glass case now sheathed the wii, all falling debris kept away. The cube had lost its sentient feel, its ambient glow. "I've been betrayed..." Ragfell sighed. He passed out. On the plains of the spirit, his soul walked, alone, in an eerie green, purple, and black void. Every step he took made him go back a step further in time, till the instant of his birth. Everything was there. The compassion of Mother. the disgust of father. the schoolchildren laughing. Without thought, a curtain of flame encircled him, purging away the memories, making them bearable. When the fire cleared, he was a sackboy, and he was being attacked. When the zipper came unzipped, he woke up. a foretelling, or current event? He shuddered at the thought and sat in the dark corner, content to misery. | 2010-01-25 22:08:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| ((Mwahaha!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA- *cough**ack**GAASP*- HAAAA!! I feel so EVIL right now...)) As the monitor came on, Jack's complection was completely altered. A 5 o'clock swept over his face. His hair was in a friz, showing random strands sticking out. His eyes hag deep bags underneath, for ever since his mind snapped, he hasn't slept. Dirt and sweat covered his face, and a bruise ran across his forehead from bumping into a wall earlier. Jack's eyes still had a slight twitch. He was still talking to rseah as the screen went on. "Hold on," Jack spoke into his headset, turning his attention toward KernelM. "Sooo..." Jack began, rolling his fingers, " I hope you find yourself, say, 'comfortable', in this space I've designed for you." With a press of a button from his controller, the lights turned red, causing a shock to corse through Kernel's body. A bloody roar echoed through the enclosed room, making the neon flicker. "Now, before we talk turkey," Jack continued, staring at Kernel, "I wanna show you somethin'..." Jack reached offscreen and grabbed his "secret weapon". As he brought it back onscreen, Kernel finally got a clear picture of Jack's peripheral: A black bar on a small pedistal, with 2 lights in the middle and one green light on the right. The printing "Xbox 360" was clearly visible in white ink. A wire ran out of the back, leading to somewhere behind Jack. This small bar gave Jack the strength to crush heads and slam bodies. As he moved it back and forth, Kernel's head followed, clearly intruiged by the device. "Kernel..." Jack spoke, as if he were talking to a baby, "Meet Natal. This little thing I'm holding, yeah, can move mountains. It can control armies. It controls you. A pretty nifty peripheral, I'd say. Wouldn't you argee?" Jack moved the Natal up and down. Kernel's head followed, making the demon realize he was under its control. Jack then tucked it away, giving Kernel back some self control. The demon shook his head, then presumed looking up at the screen. "Boy, did you cause trouble," Jack began, showing a hint of anger through his voice, "That was one heck of a spill back there, wasn't it? Buildings fell, technology was lost... people died. All because of YOU." Another shock pulsated through Kernel's body. "My data ruined, my government lost, and, ever more so, that fine restaraunt where you met that lovely little swine. Kernel lurched forward, roaring and shaking his restraints. "Uh-uh-uh," Jack tsked, sending another shock through the demon, "There's no need for violence in my domain... for now." As Jack laughed hysterically, Kernel sank to his knees, breathing heavily from the shock. "DID YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE?!?!?!" Jack roared, the camera shaking feverously, "MY empire, MY power, MY culture- ALL GONE!!! All because of YOU, Kernel. All because of you..." A major shock rang through Kernel, making the demon cry out in anguish. "And now..." Jack growled, his eyes flashing with rage and hatred, "I'm gonna make you suf-" "96%, sir!" Natalie's voice rang, echoing out of the headset and startling the enraged businessman. "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY!!!" Jack yelled into the headset, throwing it down and stomping on it. As he finished, his head turned up, only to see Kernel go wide-eyed. The room was eerily silent. "... oh s***." | 2010-01-26 01:46:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| "dtgurghariuoas!!!" rseahs head set suddenly grew silent and all he could hear was static. What had happened to Jack? He silently stepped out of his hiding place and began walking through the empty cavern. His body stiffened as he heard the sound of footsteps. "O God!!!" He had forgotten about the sack boy that he had spotted moments ago. rseah could hear the creature creating a rocket cheetah and he began to run. He narrowly avoided being blown up by a bomb as emitters began spawning the dangerous explosives. rseah shuddered he was in a dreaded bomb survival. Caught off guard rseah was trapped as bombs were flying in every possible direction. Skillfully he dodged them however there were too many bombs and one managed to hit him. rseah fell to the ground at the force of the blast. He screamed in pain as the bombs continued to hit him an ordinary man would have been destroyed in an instant but rseah was no ordinary man. His eye suddenly began glowing orange again and he stared in amazement as he became invisible. At once the bombs stopped falling the motions sensors could no longer find him. He was a phantom!!!! However his wounds were still there and he fell to the ground in agony, his eyes turned back to normal as his energy began to fade away. Before he passed out he managed to say one word into his headset "Help...." | 2010-01-26 02:27:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| it stopped kernelms signal stopped...than returned to normal...and repeated,almost like his circutry was bein-- kernelm was being held captive...and he had to get him! --- he headed towards the signal...and stopped,before him...well above,was a giant sub-space station! km was inside,he activated the suits rocket boots... and he was headed inside. | 2010-01-26 02:31:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| Ragfell stirred. The room, now noir from the busted fluorescent lights. The cube had somehow been plugged in again, and was slightly glowing. He grabbed a pack from rack near the door. Gently wrapping the wii in a labcoat, and placed it inside. taking one last look at his study for the past stretch of time, he sighed. so many memories, probably better left here. the power when he learned the true depth of the cube. what power it gave him. the rush, the adrenaline. it was like a drug. like...oh, what did the PS3ers call it....Nectar. It was his nectar. He turned to the back wall of the secret room, then turned back. He had forgotten the cables for the wii. Upon grabbing them, he turned, at least, to the back wall for a second time, probably the last time. The cube safe in his pocket, Ragfell reared back, and shoved a fist forward. The wall crumbled, revealing a narrow cave leading down. Ragfell started the decent. | 2010-01-26 04:00:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| ((I'm not a demon, and theswweet I'm imprisoned on the ground)) | 2010-01-26 07:39:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| ((lol i thought so)) | 2010-01-26 07:56:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| ((???outlaw has you on the halo...or so i thought!)) | 2010-01-26 15:10:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| ((no outlaw has me in the newly rebuilt city... He's got mad and put me in a box)) "But Jack! I did only your bidding!" He screamed back "I activated Project Energy like you asked!" He touched the small screen with his fingers sending a file to jack; Jacks eyes read it for a moment then looked back "I didn't authorize this" Kernel stared shocked he fell to one knee and faced the ground "I have done something very bad and wish to be forgiven; Give me a chance master" Kernel was interrupted by a flash of red light forcing him onto both knees... | 2010-01-26 15:36:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| It was a long descent, and one not to be taken lightly. The blast had apparently fallen closer to the center of the earth - just a little too hot for Ragfell's standards. but the radius of the cave was so **** narrow...he had to take the pack off sometimes and pull it behind him to fit. If he wasn't careful, he could dislodge the whole structure, and suffocate himself. what good would that do him, or the wii? ah, the wii. It was like his child now. He could hear its thoughts as it slept, far away from power. He imagined the thrum of the disc drive, the haunting blue light. What a marvel. But those feelings had to wait. His job was navigating this treacherous passage. Constantly, he was afraid there would be a spider or some mutant thing, but no such ill fortune came to him. But he did notice the drawings. Ah yes, the cave drawings. Made by some ancient people, probably signposts for this underground network. Maybe in some bygone time, immigrants had used it to enter the city. But now, with Jack and his ilk taking all control...something told him that was not the case. As he stared at them, he felt like he was looking back in time, looking over the beings shoulders as he scratched the pictures in, frantically looking this way and that. Ragfell kept walking on, past all these signs, into a place of total darkness. Even hand fire, a simple thing, was consumed 8 feet from him. He never felt so alone. After two hours of walking, he felt the ground slope gently upwards, coming to an abrupt halt at a sheer cliff face. Looking around, he saw a ladder going down, and what looked like scuff marks on a nearby wall going up. He gazed toward the lofty cavern ceiling, and down the trench on his left. Taking a coin from the lab robe wrapping the wii, he dropped it down the chasm...and didn't even hear it hit. "Nine....Ten...eleven..." He got all the way to thirty, and then sixty. "So, up is the way to go. But how?" He sent a ball of handfire up into the enclosed sky, desiring to know how deep he was... It went up about 20 feet, and stopped, making no noise or force of impact. As the fire's glow barely illuminated the room, and Ragfell's eyes adjusted, he noticed there were lots of wires, and a vaulted door set in the stone, a large M circumscribed over an X in brilliant black and green. He knew fate was on his side. He knew how to kill Kernel. | 2010-01-26 22:00:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| All of a sudden,Random Evan "pops" into action to fight off all the Wii and XBOX360 soldiers with his hidden top hat Sword lol Seriosly though,can I be on none of the sides? I can be a lone something. PWEASE PWEASE PWEASE | 2010-01-26 22:03:00 Author: AbstractFlesh  Posts: 837 |
| ((oh great, I get you a glass of water and suddenly you want to kill me? Charming )) | 2010-01-26 22:05:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| ((I know, right? hahaha)) | 2010-01-26 23:38:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| ((you can be a lone-ps3)) | 2010-01-27 00:13:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| ((Join PS3 or somethin'. They're like... gone. (Plus it gives me more to shoot ))) Pressing the button again, Kernel sank to his knees, with the gaze of Jack staring him down. "THEN FIND RAGFELL!!!" Jack roared at him, "He's a threat to our operations!! I mean sure, he's a meddling-idiotc-Wiinie, but he has something I KNOW might screw everything up!! You better find this kid, and bring him back here... ALIVE!!! Because if you don't..." Another shock pulsed through Kernel. He moaned in grief. "... You're going to be the first in-line when that Halo fires off..." As the monitor turned off, Kernel's shackles fell off, and the neon turned off. Just then, a door opened, and a shaft of bright, white light pierced the room. Kernel hissed, as two dark figures entered the room. A closer look reveals that they are Jack's most prized Cogs. "You're comin' with us, kid," one Cog said, grabbin' him by the arm and hurling him out of the cell. ------ "Hello?" Natalie spoke, recieving only static, "Do you read me, over?" "Ooh-ho-ho," the blue Spartan chuckled, pointing fingers at Natalie, "Boy, are you in trooouble..." "Hmph, don't get so cocky, Shaun," Natalie scoffed back, watching the private lower his hands back to his sides in defeat. "Still," Shaun continued, leaning on the desk, "The way Jack yelled at you, whooo-ey. His tempur was sure flyin'." "Yeah, how 'bout you and I switch helmets for a day and see how you like it..." Natalie snapped back, eying him down through her visor. Shaun tried to make a comeback, but subsided from trying to raise her temper even more. Resuming back to her sighing, a audio file suddenly was opened, and a groggily message warped by static and whooshing noises was played, startling the two. "HOLY!!" Shaun shrieked, jumping about a yard or two away from the desk, "What was that?!" "I dunno?!" Natalie frantically replied, looking at the screen, "It looks like a signal..." "Well don't just sit there," Shaun lashed back, "Do something!!" "Hold on- Hold on!!" Natalie snapped back, clearing the message via sliding filters. As all the static was cleared, a low moan was heard: "Help..." Realizing the call for help, Natalie grabbed her gun and hopped over the desk. "What're you doi- GAHHH!!!" Shaun yelped as Natalie grabbed hold of his arm, dragging him along with her. "Someone's in trouble!" Natalie spoke back, heading towards the airlock. "But what about the sta-" and as soon as Shaun blurted out those words, Natalie dived through the airlock into space. They floated for a brief second, then warped, heading towards the signal of the distress call. | 2010-01-27 00:41:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Ragfell was still on the precipice. Should he go up, and risk annihilation for revenge, for winning a war? Or should he stay down here, in the safety of the subterranean basement. Ragfell wasn't usually a coward, but for once, he wasn't sure. He could furnish this place almost however he pleased, there was a sound of water dripping, so there was water somewhere. Food would be a little bit of a problem, but he'd survive off his (admittedly large amount of) belly fat. the only problem was there was no electricity, none he could safely tap. The Wii wouldn't work any longer. Suddenly, it wasn't a choice. | 2010-01-27 02:52:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| "what the..." the signal was wrong!theswweet restarted the search and was shocked with the results Jack had him! this was perfect...he had all the targets in one place.if he blew up the ba- he would be caught...he would have to just go the base and wait for the right moment to strike...boy he hoped ragfell found Drakon at leas! he needed all the help possible when he strook... and NO unexpected changes in the plan | 2010-01-27 03:08:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| It twas a dangerous proposition. Go without help. But who was that guy who had saved him? Theswweet...who had he said to find? The ps3 players. some person whose name sounded like Dragon. Draceon, Dragonia...no, it sounded like a male name...Drake...Drakeon? No...close...Drakon? Drakon! That was the one! Ragfell looked up. Twas a risky thing. He could, in theory, destroy, or at least cripple the system by snipping these wires. It would give him enough time to escape the way he came, or to make a leap of faith down the chasm. Or...maybe... He pulled the cube out of his pocket. It looked alive. Its display showed a nice, full battery. No, wait, make that two. He had a backup power supply...Nintendo knew how to keep a save safe. He looked at this ledge - it was hardly enough to hold 10 people, let alone the ps3 army swweet made it sound to be. What should he do? | 2010-01-27 03:25:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| "fraeuyjsoz!!!!" rseahs eyes suddenly flipped open and came face to face with a sackboy!!! The creature however was customized it was wearing a grand red cape, a fancy spacesuit and a horrile pumpkin head. "OH crap!!!!" rseah yelled he tried to lift himself off the ground but his body wouldn't respond. The sackboy however didn't seem to attack him instead it seemed to be tending to his wounds. "Ah finally awake i see the names lint!!! You are lucky that i found you, you ran into one of russles bomb survivals. Got beat up pretty bad ehh its a miracle that you survived. Anyway you will be fully recovered in a cople of days so don't try to do anything stupid." The strange sackboy seemed to be on his side!!! rseah wondered why and where was jack...the world slowly became dark as he fell into unconsciousness. "Oh boy!!!" Lint muttered, wipping the sweat of his face he continued to tend to rseahs wounds..... | 2010-01-27 05:32:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| Evanesced fades away into his extremely huge cave in the Forest region to get some rest after fighting 17,985 XBOX360 Red Ring Robots! On a large HDTV screen in all the regions... "After all the PS3 user's are gone and everybody was terminated in the last blight,a lone PS3 user is still alive and coming after you!" | 2010-01-27 10:39:00 Author: AbstractFlesh Posts: 837 |
| as the-X entered the base he noticed a picture of a weird person wearing a top-hat that(accourding to him)was the last ps3 fanboy...he hovered quickly to finish his investigation so he could see this new all-enemy...for now! | 2010-01-27 15:20:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| Kernel composed himself as the Cogs dragged him out of the room, he passed many rooms including one with rseah strapped to a table with a virtual headset on his head, he was thrown into a Xbox tank and coordinates set for him, he trundled along in his war machine until he got to his required destination, a large coastline... He aimed the tanks turret at the ground and fired... there in the centre of the crater was a small green crystal he threw it up in the air, using cowboy precision he shot it with a pistol causing the minituarised city to explode into existance on the coast line, The bustling city grew with that same black stone surrounding the land side and a rippling black veil under the water... Speaking into his headset "City 1/13 activated sir" | 2010-01-27 19:35:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| ((um why am in the base?)) | 2010-01-27 21:30:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701 |
| ((you are being experimented on could be a clone though)) | 2010-01-27 21:40:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Ragfell shook his head. No use. He couldn't do it. If he summoned Drakon here...what would happen? Would he kill him, take the cube and all its wondrous power? Or, if he tried to break the tower down, all by his lonesome...would he die, and still lose his powers? If the cube fell to the Xbox war machine, there'd be no turning back. The power contained in the cube was beyond most sane men. But something told Ragfell you didn't attempt to take over the world if you were. This shadowy leader would understand the cube. He had taken the smash ball. He didn't know how to activate its powers. It still slept inside him, even though he thought it had been destroyed. What was the man's name? Johnny? No, Jack...Jack was the name. Jack was too powerful. the cube would make him stronger, and release to him the knowledge of the smash ball. And that would destroy humanity. Picking up a stone and kneeling to the floor, he began to trace a circle. | 2010-01-27 22:00:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| (wait...who's drakos again? lol) | 2010-01-28 02:32:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| As the crazed businessman sat in his plush chair in his lofty office, a live-chat session popped up on his monitor, showing an Arcade soldier. "Whaddyou want?" Jack hissed, abit bewildered that an Arcade would call top command. "Uhmm, sir," the Arcade mumbled, shaking out of fear, "We've got a sliiight problem.... erm..." "What is it then?" Jack barked back, "C'mon, spit it out already!! I haven't got all day!" As the news tumbled out of the soldier's mouth, all fell silent for a second around the Metropolis. Then, as though a bomb exploded, a roar erupted from the 120th story of the HQ, shattering all nearby windows. It echoed throughout the streets and parks, and ricocheted off of the dome's walls, consuming the sounds of the bustling city in a wave of fury and spite. When it finally wore off, Jack's face was as red as a cherry, and the Arcade onscreen was now a considerable distance away from the monitor. "Eh-heh... I guess you didn't take that too well?" the Arcade finally asked, trembling a little. "WHERE IS SHE?!?!?!!" Jack commanded, his shouts easily audible throughout the city. "I dunno?!?!" the Arcade squealed back, "She was responding to some distress signal!!!" Realizing what might've happened throughout his "pep talk", Jack quickly pulled out his headset, which was almost completely smashed. He plugged it into his hard-drive, then replayed all previous messages. A low whisper was heard: "Help..." Recognizing that moan, Jack almost hurled himself out of his chair and through the door, when, suddenly... a stroke of genius (so they'd say) struck him. Smiling ever so sinisterly, he calmly walked back to his chair, and sat perched on his seat, his hands folded together. "Erm... is something w-wrong, sir?" the Arcade asked, his whole body trembling with fear. Then, as if the soldier were invisible, Jack reached for his camera, and unplugged it from the monitor. The sound of static filled both Jack's office and the reception area. ------ The sounds of stomping and rattling consumed the cavern, as Natalie and Shaun stormed in with Energy Swords wielded. As Lint turned around to see the commotion, Natalie took a swipe at the sack, electricuting him. As Lint exploded from contact, Shaun rushed to rseah's side, throwing him over his shoulder. "Mmph... boy, you're heavy," Shaun groaned, heaving the wounded figure up. "That creature was making him one of them," Natalie concluded, observing the unfinished stitches that attempted to cover a nasty gash in rseah's leg. Grabbing Shaun, Natalie warped all three of them out of the cavern to the metropolis, where a highly-aware Jack waited in silence, plotting his next move. Yet back in that same cavern, a small checkpoint lit up, and Lint popped out, his face in complete shock... | 2010-01-28 04:51:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Ragfell sat down, cradling the box in his hands. Such wait. Such enthusiasm. It was like a living being...he could hear its wants, its drives. I summon thee...Drakon, friend of theswweet! Travel the folds of space, arrive here safe, unharmed, unafraid! I call you to arms against Microsoft's war machine, the madman jack, and that traitorous sonnava, Kernel! Hear my call!" The circle flared with a symbiotic energy, glowing eerily white, flooding the cavern with supernatural power. The white light grew brighter and brighter... | 2010-01-28 05:14:00 Author: Ragfell Posts: 729 |
| ((drakon hasn't posted in weeks...i give you permission to control his character until he starts posting again)) | 2010-01-28 06:10:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
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