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The Panda Wars (W-O-M's Included!)

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Hello Happy Gadders. I know there's another thread like this, but it got out of control. So ir0nmaid3nfan, Ghost, and I, CyberSora, are about to set rules in this new thread.

Why a new thread? Well the other thread got over runned by beserk stories. So we hope you understand that the other one will be removed, and this will be the new Panda Wars thread.

So read this before battling it out.



Teams
There's two teams:

The pandas team- P.A.D.S. (Panda Alliance Death Squad)

The anti-pandas' team- Rebels

Here's who make up the teams:

P.A.D.S.
rseah

Rebels
theswweet
CreateNPlay
chezhead
Astrosimi
dawesbr
KernelM

Gods and Leaders
Gods are people who help their team. They have abilities, they can give items to teams, and they moderate the game, so no one can break the rules. In other words, Gods are like the admins here. Gods are:

Panda God- Ghost
Rebel God- ir0nmaid3nfan
War God- Me, CyberSora

Leaders are like mods. They command their team, and make sure they don't break rules. We'll hand pick the Leaders by keeping track on how good you guys play this game. There's one Leader per team. So far, no Leaders are available.

W-O-M's
W-O-M's are Weap-O-Matic's. They give you ANY GUN YOU CAN THINK OF! They also give you food, camping gear, and... well ANYTHING! But special abilities and super weapons (like warheads and atomic bombs) are out. Still, you can have a lightning gun if you want. Just post something like "Come W-O-M" and it will come to give you your weapon. Also, INFINITE AMMO! Ya, let the war rock on!


Lands
Here's the lands you can enter. You cannot say, "I'm now in this land." Only Gods can make lands, unless you say something like, "I found a hole leading to a city. I say 'Gods, may I enter?' " We'll then decide if we want to add that land to our world. Here's the lands so far.

Jungle
Outlands (Near Jungle)
Cave (Inside Jungle)


Rules
1. No overpowering your characters. Everyone has the same abilities except for the gods.

2. Your post cannot be more than 6 sentences.

3. Do not control other characters. Example: If you go to shoot someone you must say attempt rather than hit. Gods can command characters to do it, but they can deny it... with a conciquence.

4. No "out of nowhere abilities/weapons. Gods must give them to you. Unless you find a weapon, but you need a story to back it up.

5. Leaders are the only ones who controll people's positions, like ," I told User #1 to go South-East. He did".

6. No talking for anybody else, unless they approve of it.

7. All off topic speech must be in double brackets ( [[ ]] ), spoilers ( [SPOILER][SPOILER] but with / in second SPOILER box), or paranthesis ( (( )) ).

8.All rule breakers will get warnings. Three warnings is the max. If you fail to listen, then we'll remove you from the war with our "God powers".

9. No posing as a God/Leader.

10. No clubs, unless people agree with it.


Story
Long ago, pandas ruled the LittleBigEarthCentral. Humans came and wanted to make peace, but the pandas wanted the bamboos to themselves. So war was inflicted on them. God summoned the War God to settle this. The War God couldn't do it alone, so the War God created a Panda God and a Rebel God. Both fought the war, but none prevailed, because a meteor streaked through the sky, freezing everything in time.

Now in the present, a community was chatting away in delightful conversations, when a second meteor crashed onto LittleBigEarthCentral. Now, the once frozen warriors were thawed from their eternal sleep, and war waged again. You must fight in not one, nor two, but in many locations in LittleBigEarthCentral, starting in a jungle. So now the question is, "Who's side are you on?"



So now that you now the main guidelines, we can begin the war!		2009-11-08 22:43:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Ir0n puled out his Jack Daniels and waited for the war to get going.2009-11-08 22:49:00

Author:
Unknown User

CyberSora realeses a two panthers in the wild. One for the Rebels, one for the P.A.D.S..
"Let's see how good they make use of the panthers".		2009-11-08 22:54:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

theswwet joins the game!and starts killing pandas.2009-11-08 23:02:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

[[As? Which team dude?]]

[[Edit: Never mind. Your good. ]]		2009-11-08 23:04:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

CnP Joins the P.A.D.S. and goes drinking with the leader and assumes the position of P.A.D.S. Vice War General.2009-11-08 23:05:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

theswwet joins the game!and starts killing pandas.

((i edited it...that make sense?))		2009-11-08 23:05:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

Ir0n didn't know Ghost drank.... What he does know is that CnP may have joined the wrong team, and offers him the chance to switch...2009-11-08 23:06:00

Author:
Unknown User

CnP is tempted by ir0n's mysterious ways and slips off to the rebel enclosure with secret information and is promoted to Chief Scouter and Reconnaissance.2009-11-08 23:07:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

This pleases ir0n, who grants CnP a scilenced mp5 to use while out scouting...2009-11-08 23:09:00

Author:
Unknown User

they only decide leaders!...and ir0n?wanna join the console wars?2009-11-08 23:09:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

CnP asks Ir0n for a grenade mount for his MP5...2009-11-08 23:10:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

[[brackets for off topic theswweet and i will do, but let's not mention the threads in each others threads, keep them separate]]

Ir0n allows the grenade launcher, but only gives 3 grenades for the time being...		2009-11-08 23:11:00

Author:
Unknown User

((*sigh*))

theswwet wanders the wilderness and finds a panther!!!he uses his years of karate to take down the beast...and tames it

theswweet gains one pet panther		2009-11-08 23:12:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

CnP Thanks Ir0n for his gratitude but CnP has a big stock of 'nades from the infiltration of the P.A.D.S. and shares them with the crew but reserves 100 of the 500 for himself.2009-11-08 23:13:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

theswweet asks the rebel+war god for a spiked collar and a leash for his new pet.2009-11-08 23:15:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

ir0n takes all CnP's grenades, apart from the 3 he gave him, because he is upsetting the balance of the game... ahem, i mean the balance of the world...

Ir0n then walks down to CnP and asks exactly where he is planning to go...		2009-11-08 23:15:00

Author:
Unknown User

thswweet waits for an awnser from the gods very patientlly2009-11-08 23:16:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

Ah, theswweet forgot the panther was already tamed for him. But hey, at least he tamed it more.
CyberSora congradulates swweet by giving him a Golden Cape.
"Use this cape for a force field that last for 5 seconds. It takes a recharge time of every two post."		2009-11-08 23:17:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

theswweet tries on the cape...and wanders with his pet he comes across a deer and lets the panther kill it,thus allowing him the bones for a knife

theswweet gains one flimsy bone-knife		2009-11-08 23:19:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

[[ Great story swweet. You're following the rules perfectly .]]

CyberSora releases a giant scorpion into the jungle to fight theswweet's pet.
"Let's see how well you and your pet can fight".		2009-11-08 23:23:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

RockSauron is confused, as the panda side is the panda death squad, and the other side is the anti panda squad, so both sides want to kill pands apparrently.

But no matter. as long as Rock gets to kill.

RockSauron is a mercenary- he goes to the highest bidder.

Who bids for Rock and his peanut powers? :kz:

((btw... THERE SHOULD BE A PEANUT WAR D)		2009-11-08 23:25:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

CnP says to ir0n "Oh im going to go check the wastelands to see if the outland rebels are doing ok, oh and.. Atleast give me back 2 more 'nades. When you've given/not given them i will be off"2009-11-08 23:25:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

when theswweet sees the scorpion he immediatly throws the bone-knife at its stinger,cutting it off
as soon as the scorpions vulnerable theswweets panther strikes its head...killing it!
theswweeet uses the scorpions legs as food

theswweet gains 5 pds of food		2009-11-08 23:28:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

Ir0n compromises and gives CnP 1 more grenade.

He also offers Rock an unlimited supply of Jack Daniels to go with his Peanuts if he joins the rebels who are against pandas.		2009-11-08 23:29:00

Author:
Unknown User

[[ RockSauron, P.A.D.S. mean Panda Alliance Death Squad. It means you form an alliance with the pandas and create a death squad with them. Also, bracket anything out of the game. Thanks. ]]2009-11-08 23:29:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

CnP leaves for the outlands and gives back the nade, "I'm glad you are a good man, but i don't need this."

CnP is travelling to Outlands 1/3		2009-11-08 23:29:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

"I see CreateNPlay is leaving the battle zone. I'll except it, but anybody else who enters a different battlezone other than the Jungle or Outland, shall perish for fleaing."
CyberSora sends a camal to CNP, in hopes to help him on his quest.		2009-11-08 23:32:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Ir0n wishes CnP luck, and was going to give him somthing. He saw CnP sent a Camel, so he gives him a pack mule to carry water and food in the wastelands...2009-11-08 23:33:00

Author:
Unknown User

CnP receives these gifts and sends a letter back via Eagletron RoboMail thanking them.

CnP is travelling to Outlands 2/3		2009-11-08 23:34:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

theswweet ebters deeper into the forest...and finds an entrance to a cave

theswweet requests ability to enter/explore cave		2009-11-08 23:35:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

[[ Did you pull that Robo Eagle out your butt? ]]

CyberSora notices that CNP has no Robo Eagle, so Cyber gives CNP one.		2009-11-08 23:37:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

CyberSora grants theswweet permission to the cave, but gives theswweet a lamp first, along with an AK-47.2009-11-08 23:39:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Ir0n is sipping his Jack Daniels on top of a tree in the Jungle, observing Swweet, and waiting for some panda lovers to come, so this war can really get going...2009-11-08 23:40:00

Author:
Unknown User

[[Dangit sorry]]

CnP Arrives at the Outlands and see's that Pandas have not been here yet and the villagers are unaware of Pandas completely in this area..

CnP Is reasoning with the villagers 1/3

CnP requests support from any Rebels members to help him educate the villagers.		2009-11-08 23:41:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

Ir0n reminds CnP that PADS are helping the pandas, and rebels are trying to kill the pandas, and that he should again check he is on the right team

Ir0n fell out of the tree.		2009-11-08 23:43:00

Author:
Unknown User

[[Im tired lol]]

CnP said he was exhausted and just made a silly mistake... So can any Rebels come help educate? 1.1/3		2009-11-08 23:45:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

theswweet turns on the oil lamp but-he doesn't have any oil!
theswweet sacrifices a pound of scorpion legs for fuel
theswweet now only has 4 pounds of food

theswweet enters the cave...		2009-11-08 23:46:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

CnP Requests for members to come help again.

1.5/3		2009-11-08 23:47:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

Ir0n cruises down to CnP and begins telling the tale of the pandas, assisting CnP2009-11-08 23:47:00

Author:
Unknown User

[[@Everybody: Check the first post if you still need to know how to play. ]]

CyberSora is bored from no war going on.
Then Cyber realizes that Cyber is the War God.
Which meant Cyber is neutral, and can summon anything, P.A.D.S. or Rebels like.
"I summon 3 Pandas. Let's see how CNP like a challenge."
The pandas head toward the Outlands, following CNP's trail.		2009-11-08 23:50:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

while theswweet explores the cave with his pet,he finds an old chest!
inside it...is a board of some sort!
theswweet tries to find the use of the board...and does

theswweet gains one old-rusty-hoverboard
something creeps up on theswweet,and theswweet arms his AK-47		2009-11-08 23:51:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

Because of Ir0ns timely help they get to educate the villagers by getting them to help in a fight against the 3 Pandas.

CnP, Ir0n and a whole town of Villagers charge at the 3 pandas... The 300 Style		2009-11-08 23:51:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

ir0n kicked one of the pandas in the head. and knocked it over. It began to cry, so Ir0n pulled out one of the grenades he had confiscated from CnP, before sticking it in the crying pandas mouth. He then turned and ran, dragging CnP out of the blast area...2009-11-08 23:53:00

Author:
Unknown User

CnP Manages to dive behind a rock and finds one of the Rebel outpost's Mortar Cannons with mortar in working order. CnP Shouts to clear the battlefield and attempts to shoot the mortar at the pandas..2009-11-08 23:56:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

a lone-hibernating panda comes into view in theswweets cave...theswweet fires
theswweet has gained one panda corpse
theswweet uses the fur from the panda as a disquise...and requests for a backpack for storage		2009-11-08 23:56:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

[[ swweet, how can you make a board hover? Well, I'll just say I magically made it fly, because you were in need of aid". ]]

CNP is to great for the pandas. The pandas die.
CyberSora is impressed, so Cyber creates another panda.
"Let's see how you do against my SAW (gun) wielding, bullet proof vested, panda!"
The panda runs toward the village, and enters.		2009-11-08 23:58:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

The panda, looking for villagers sniffs around but never enters a hut.

CnP climbs the watchtower after picking a parachute from the rebel armory in the outlands and jumps from the roof arming a grenade as he falls.

200 ft from the ground he pulls the chute and is silently drifting towards the panda.

When CnP drops in front of the SAW panda he drops the nade and dives behind a nearby house. The Panda gets blown to bits and the villagers rejoice...		2009-11-09 00:01:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

theswweet was given a backpack.
CyberSora sends a message to all Rebels.
"theswweet has found one panda base. That's right. I was wondering when it will be found. More pandas are in the Cave, so kill them."
Cyber tells swweet to set a base camp in the Cave, and to explore it more until he finds a trapdoor, leading to the pandas' base.		2009-11-09 00:01:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

((oops...posted this when you were working on yours!))

theswweet hears the ind=structions and sets up a base with his pet as a guard panther
theswweet,on his hoverboard travels the cave searching for the base		2009-11-09 00:02:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

Ir0n left CnP to head over to the cave, hoping CnP could handle himself. As Ir0n reached the cave, he met swweet leaving...

"where are you going?' he asked.		2009-11-09 00:03:00

Author:
Unknown User

CnP gives a discussion on Panda awareness and sets after Ir0n 1/22009-11-09 00:04:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

((oops...posted this when you were working on yours!))

theswweet hears the ind=structions and sets up a base with his pet as a guard panther
theswweet,on his hoverboard travels the cave searching for the base

[[ I gave you a backpack. Check my other post. ]]		2009-11-09 00:05:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

((@ir0n i'm not going anywhere!plus its in the rules you can't control another character all mighty god!))

theswweet greets CnP and tells him about the panther...just in-case...and they enter the cave
while traveling it they discover the trap-door...and gather a plan before they go inside.		2009-11-09 00:07:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

[[ LOL Panda Awareness ]]2009-11-09 00:07:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

CnP Thanks swweet and says he'll meet him at the bar sometime.

CnP says to Ir0n "Hey ir0n what you found so far."

CnP is exploring with Ir0n		2009-11-09 00:08:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

[[ Yes, but that's for players. Gods can give COMMANDS. I commaned you to search the cave. ]]2009-11-09 00:09:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

[[i am god!.. nah.. ]]2009-11-09 00:09:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

((@ir0n i'm not going anywhere!plus its in the rules you can't control another character all mighty god!))

theswweet greets CnP and tells him about the panther...just in-case...and they enter the cave
while traveling it they discover the trap-door...and gather a plan before they go inside.

i was talking about ir0n talking as CnP!and i messed up my post the first time...i gladly searched the cave!		2009-11-09 00:11:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

[[ Nah. But MAYBE you might become a Leader ]]2009-11-09 00:12:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

[[i didn't control him, i said i hoped he would be ok on his own, i.e. without me...Though being a god, i could have controlled him... But i didn't ]]

Ir0n went into the cave, tripping over rocks the entire time.		2009-11-09 00:13:00

Author:
Unknown User

theswweet noticed ir0n had entered the cave,along with him and CnP
theswweet asked ir0n..."are you gonna help us make a plan?"		2009-11-09 00:15:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

CnP followed ir0n not tripping, laughing at him the whole time and Ir0n blushing.2009-11-09 00:16:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

Chez jumps into the fight via an interspacal rift, disregarding the latest pages, as he was too lazy. "WAZ UP?!?!?!?!1!!/!?1;l2Lewfsewf?"
/joke

[[I don't see how this is breaking the rules, but OK...]]		2009-11-09 00:16:00

Author:
chezhead
Posts: 1063

[[Seriously chez dont ruin it]]2009-11-09 00:17:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

Ir0n said. 'yeah, you got any ideas Swweet?' and sat down to listen, before pushing CnP over for laughing at him...

[[agreeing with CnP, jsut check the rules and catch up with the posts already made, it won't take long]]		2009-11-09 00:18:00

Author:
Unknown User

[[I was just kidding, acting as if I was in the last tread. OK?]]2009-11-09 00:18:00

Author:
chezhead
Posts: 1063

[[ There. Check rule #3, stating "Gods can command players, but they can deny it... with a consiquence." ]]

CyberSora enters the cave, with a Sapphire Crossbow to give to the nearest living thing...		2009-11-09 00:19:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

theswweet stops...silently he says"well...at least we now chez arrived safely."
as they gather a plan theswweet suggests...ir0n?can you throw a couple of grenades in the trapdoor?that would kill them!i'll go check on base."
theswweet runs into cybersora on accident while heading to the base.
theswweet gains one saphire crossbow.		2009-11-09 00:19:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

CnP Stops ir0n in his tracks...

We have dealt with bullet proofness but what if they have grenade bouncers?!		2009-11-09 00:21:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

[[ chezhead, don't worry. We're just saying to read the last few post to know what's going on. ]]2009-11-09 00:21:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Ir0n says, 'If they ahve grenade bouncers, then we'll have to find a way to get around them... I have plenty of things at my disposal '2009-11-09 00:22:00

Author:
Unknown User

After seeing the past via a strange website viewed on his iphone he owned, he knew ehat happened.

"OK! Lets bust these panda's skulls!"		2009-11-09 00:23:00

Author:
chezhead
Posts: 1063

theswweet facepalms..."of course...wait!what about my new crossbow?"2009-11-09 00:24:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

CnP asks ir0n.. "Ir0n are you not telling us something?"2009-11-09 00:24:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

[[ chezhead, what side are you on?]]

[[Edit: Welcome Rebel!]]

CyberSora hands chez a Wunderwaffe, telling him that it will fend off 10 pandas a shot.
"Remeber chez, you only have 10 shots."
chez is told that it can ONLY be used once in each post.		2009-11-09 00:25:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

'What would i need to tell you? I am the rebel team's god, i have whatever i need at my disposal '2009-11-09 00:26:00

Author:
Unknown User

((*sigh*rebels...wait!can you command him to switch sides?))2009-11-09 00:26:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

[[Actually I don't really want to play, its sorta wierd with having overseerers/gods and not having spontaneous things pop up. This isn't as random and fun as the old one. I may join eventually.]]

Hope you guys have fun,
-chezhead		2009-11-09 00:27:00

Author:
chezhead
Posts: 1063

If you're god can't you make yourself infinitely powerfull and end the war?2009-11-09 00:27:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

((*sigh*))

theswweet says to ir0n"ok...can we please have some swords?"		2009-11-09 00:29:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

[@Chez - we are really only here to keep control.@CnP- i could end it, but i'm not going to, That's no fun. I'm just here to keep control. @Swweet - you can ahve 1 sword]]2009-11-09 00:30:00

Author:
Unknown User

CnP requests a movement radar.2009-11-09 00:32:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

[[ But Gods can fight each other, or cancel each other's powers with magic. So we won't try. And chez, it's fun, as long as you follow the rules. The other one was spemmed to death. ]]2009-11-09 00:32:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

CNP gains a radar from Cyber.
"This radar can be used 3 times. Once you used it up, it will destruct in the next post."		2009-11-09 00:34:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Ir0n is leaving, as he needs sleep. before heading back to the temporary hq, he gives CnP and swweet a cloak which will conceal them temporarily if they need to make an escape.2009-11-09 00:35:00

Author:
Unknown User

CnP takes the radar to the trapdoor and senses that they are souther east of the pandas.

CnP takes the cloak thankfully and requests a backback to put it in.

CnP shoots his last 2 nades at the pandas through the trapdoor expertly 'cause of the radar and wipes out all but one...		2009-11-09 00:36:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

[[ Harry Potter's Cloak ]]2009-11-09 00:36:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

((i will brb))2009-11-09 00:37:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

Cyber hands a backpack to CNP, but request something in return.
"Oh, and I see another panda over there".
Cyber points to an empty area, and magically summons a Giant Panda.		2009-11-09 00:38:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

CnP thanks Cyber whilst also slightly poo's himself.

The Giant panda recoils because of the smell and CnP unloads all of his ammo into the Pandas head and kills it, he then uses the cloak and runs off to HQ 1/5		2009-11-09 00:42:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

[[ Ammo from what CNP?]]

Cyber follows, and motions swweet to follow to.
"So... here's a toilet paper roll", says Cyber.		2009-11-09 00:45:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

he didn't steal my AK-47...did he?2009-11-09 00:46:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

[[i was given an mp5, it had ammo in it. Remember when i showed you in the bar on Wednesday?]]2009-11-09 00:46:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

((whatever...))
theswweet plugs his nose and walks over to CnP		2009-11-09 00:49:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

CnP says "Yes swweet?"

Travelling to hq 3/5		2009-11-09 00:50:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

[[Right. No ammo on MP5.]]
CyberSora heads back to base in the jungle, when one of his jaguars comes running toward him.
"Oh yeah, you can be a challenge to the others."
Cyber sends the jaguar to the Rebels, but has given the jaguar the abilty to blow fire.		2009-11-09 00:50:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

[[gah more thinking... Working on it...]]2009-11-09 00:52:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

((oh c'mon!))
theswweet says"we have company!!!" and places both the golden cape and invisibillity cloak around him...and then shoots the panther in the leg...to try to tame it		2009-11-09 00:54:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

The jaguar lashes out at swweet... ignoring the pain in it's leg.2009-11-09 00:55:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

CnP Pulls out the empty MP5 and Runs at the Jaguar.

CnP Smashes the gland on the Jaguars throat making it unable to breathe fire.		2009-11-09 00:56:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

theswweet sets the golden cape around his panther and sets it to attack the wild one!
meanwhile while the wild panther is occupied theswweet shoots it with his AK-47

the rebels have earned on dead wild panther		2009-11-09 00:57:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

bam bam bam the jaguar is dead.

CnP and swweet harvest the Jaguars flame gland.

CnP and sweet have a one time flame burst.

CnP heads to HQ 4/5		2009-11-09 00:59:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

theswweet is getting bored...wishing someone would oin the other sde...2009-11-09 01:02:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

I, the War God, decided to send you a swarm of 25 pandas.
Let the games begin.		2009-11-09 01:46:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

(("oh ****!"))
theswweet uses his invisibillity cloak to escape back to the cavern base		2009-11-09 01:48:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

[[ Wow, way to leave your team. ]]2009-11-09 01:56:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

((How would I enter at this point? Like, do i just drop in? Where are you guys!?))2009-11-09 02:31:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

((Yeah, how would you drop in? Cuz I want to enter, gunz a blazin'!! Yeehaw!!! :kz)2009-11-09 04:12:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

rseah joins the game he is determined to fight for the pandas against the panda killer scum....
he has lost his teleportation but is now a well train martial artist...
rseah sat in his island fortress and waited.....		2009-11-09 06:30:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

Ghost sat, up in the clouds. He then got out his bamboo, and began chomping away. He then swooped down, on the cloud, above Rseah's head and granted him a horse, which stood at the bottom of the tower, making its prescence known to Rseah.2009-11-09 06:43:00

Author:
Bear
Posts: 2079

((can you be neutral? like worship the god of war?)) Kernel had lived in the outlands all his life...2009-11-09 07:49:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Ghost sent some pandas by the mighty steed's side. He then requested Rseah to head out on the horse with the pandas.2009-11-09 07:53:00

Author:
Bear
Posts: 2079

((i guess so why not join me there are so many people against me))

rseah greeted the new pandas he picked the fittest 5 to come with him and left the rest at his fortress.He asked the mighty panda god ghost if he could train them after pondering for 5 seconds ghost said yes. So rseah headed out into the wilderness riding on his horse followed by 5 pandas ready for the toughest training that they would ever experience......		2009-11-09 07:57:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

kernel looked around sunny day as usual... but something was wrong ((panda god request: cattle))2009-11-09 07:58:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

CnP is nursing a hangover after a long night at the Rebel bar.2009-11-09 09:27:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

rseah and his pandas are still training vigorously, the five are now skilled fighters and are experts in many different skills. It was time to test out their strength in a real battle rseah decided that it was also a perfect time to test his forts defense systems....

He was going to takeover his own fortress...		2009-11-09 09:43:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

[[Lol...]]

CnP sets out off to Tesco's to get rations for the rebels.

[[Im going to college]]		2009-11-09 11:10:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

kernel wandered into the jungle seen as the panda god was not helping him. he came across a nest, "perfect" he said bending down to gather up the eggs ((request backpack to carry stuff)) there was a ear bending screech, as a purple feathered bird swooped down,2009-11-09 17:31:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

[[...what just happened? This is so confusing]]2009-11-09 17:33:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

((what dont you understand??))2009-11-09 17:33:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

CnP Get's back with the Rations.

Rebels Gain +1 Str.

CnP takes a gun from the armory for his pay.

CnP Obtains a Glock with 2 clips.		2009-11-09 17:47:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

kernel cut the giant birds leg forcing it to the ground, Kernel tames the bird and heals it, Kernel gains a flying steed and 6 eggs2009-11-09 17:55:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Right. I'm really not finding this thread any fun which was the goal. So consider the panda god dead... until a new one in found or something.2009-11-09 18:00:00

Author:
Bear
Posts: 2079

((sad panda can i ask whats wrong with it?))2009-11-09 18:08:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Nothing, I just feel like I'm playing WoW or something. The first thread was fun, but it got too confusing, and this is just too boring IMO.

Bai gais. xx		2009-11-09 18:14:00

Author:
Bear
Posts: 2079

Yeah, what he said.2009-11-09 18:34:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

((what i think the problem is, that in the other thread we had no limits, but in this thread we are so restricted, we cant have items without asking for them, which kinda defeats the purpose of the story, that we have to keep asking for items the waiting is just boring!))2009-11-09 18:46:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

[[I'm fairly sure Ghost can't just make himself God like that. Anywho, I reckon this could be OK. You can grant yourself items whenever you want, WITHIN limits - see theswweet earning a flimsy bone knife near the start. It is presumed that you can have a backpack, I would've thought, but of course, you can't put a whole panda in it or whatever. I think this could be good.]]

Dawes crouched in the bole of a tree, whittling a chunk of wood with his stanley knife.

The blade was only 1/2 an inch long, but it was enough to carve a fairly good replica of Dawes stabbing a panda in the eye.

He was just putting the finishing touches on the miniature knife, when a fuzzy head popped up above the bole, chewing a stick of bamboo.

Dawes stabbed it in the eye in a perfect mimicry of the wooden sculpture.

The panda collapsed on the leaf-strewn woodland ground, and Dawes hopped down next to it.		2009-11-09 19:14:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280

[[I'm fairly sure Ghost can't just make himself God like that. Anywho, I reckon this could be OK. You can grant yourself items whenever you want, WITHIN limits - see theswweet earning a flimsy bone knife near the start. It is presumed that you can have a backpack, I would've thought, but of course, you can't put a whole panda in it or whatever. I think this could be good.]]

Dawes crouched in the bole of a tree, whittling a chunk of wood with his stanley knife.

The blade was only 1/2 an inch long, but it was enough to carve a fairly good replica of Dawes stabbing a panda in the eye.

He was just putting the finishing touches on the miniature knife, when a fuzzy head popped up above the bole, chewing a stick of bamboo.

Dawes stabbed it in the eye in a perfect mimicry of the wooden sculpture.

The panda collapsed on the leaf-strewn woodland ground, and Dawes hopped down next to it.

Dawesbr, I was god already, look at the first post.		2009-11-09 19:16:00

Author:
Bear
Posts: 2079

[[Oops, I missed that, I forgot there were more than two Gods. Oopsie-daisy. Imma go blaspheme about you and your crazy beliefs now :3]]

Dawes pulled the Stanley knife out of the panda's eye, which popped out with it (he pocketed the eye) and wiped the knife down on the panda's fur, leaving a red smear.

Dawes began to walk off into the forest, heading deeper into it.

The ground became rockier as he walked.		2009-11-09 19:24:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280

Kernel heard a panda death scream, and whipped to the direction of the sound, the great purple bird following in haste he saw the pandas corpse lay dead, a red smear on it's fur, the crunch of leaves alerted him to the teens presence, he followed silently,


-- the ground was rockier now, the boy had no idea kernel was following kernel, caught his foot on a large creeper and tripped face first onto the rocky ground with a loud thud.

He would be found surely		2009-11-09 19:35:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Dawes lay with his face on the ground, having tripped over one of those darned creepers

"Ow," he said.

He then hacked at the creeper with his Stanley knife, breaking free.

He stood up, and caught a glance of a man a few metres off, who was also lying face down.

He began walking THAT way.		2009-11-09 19:44:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280

kernel heard a large growling, and saw a black shape dart from the trees, towards the boy
"look out!!" he shouted darting from his hiding place to tackle the boy.		2009-11-09 20:11:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Dawes whirled round, looking for whatever the weird man in the dirt had seen.

A panda jumped at him, springing forward, paws raised.

Dawes dodged to the side, and the panda fell face first into the dirt.

Dawes stabbed it in the neck, killing it.

Dawes gained 1 satisfaction.		2009-11-09 20:14:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280

Dex sneaks up and pins a leaflet to a nearby tree.

It reads:
"The Epicly Awesome Panda Concert is starting tomorrow in Bamboo Fields!
Featuring the Black Eyed Pandas and other not so funny panda based twists on popular bands!
Admission is free for both Pandas AND Humans "		2009-11-09 21:17:00

Author:
Dexiro
Posts: 2100

CnP see's this from his watchtower and runs after dex to ask him why it is in the bamboo fields, and won't there be fights?2009-11-09 21:18:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

Because we get free food there 2009-11-09 21:48:00

Author:
Dexiro
Posts: 2100

CnP thinks this is sweet and puts his name down for it.

+1 Reputation		2009-11-09 21:54:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

((Permission to spawn in the Jungle))2009-11-09 21:56:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

Permission granted.
Cyber sends Weap-O-Matics to both teams.
"These machines will give you any weapon or ammo of your choice you ask. Desired weapons come with ammo of 25 shots. Just asking for ammo for your weapon you already have will give you 50. It must be a real weapon, and it has to be held in the hanc, so no Warheads . The catch though is each team has one W-O-M, and it can only be used once every 5 turns. W-O-M teleport to your location when summoned."		2009-11-09 22:27:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

CnP rushes to his base and puts the MP5 in the armory and uses the W-O-M to spawn himself a Baretta Inciendary Sniper Rifle With 25 Shots. Ownage!2009-11-09 22:29:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

Cyber updates the W-O-M's.
"Now you can ask for anything, like lamps, food, anything BUT SUPER WEAPONS AND UPGRADES. Guns can be anything, Ice Rays, anything... with INFINITE AMMO! You sti, need to wait 5 post though for guns. Items to camp, eat, etc. are available at ANYTIME!
War God is happy.		2009-11-09 22:42:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Kernel Picked himself up and offered a hand to dawes
"kernel" he said while the giant purple bird was picking at the remains of the panda		2009-11-09 22:43:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

A man drops down from the trees, in a trenchcoat and trilby. He gets a strange snese of Deja Vu. Astro withdraws a Golden SPAS-12 from the W-O-M and sneaks among the trees, looking for pandas to head-blast. He put in his application for the rebels a few hours earlier.
Boom.
Boom.
What's this? Astro finds a leaf advertising a concert.... Pandalica, The Peatels, Panda Santana and...... oh god, PANDA MONTANDA.
Finding it necessary to assasinate the last mentioned artist, Astro bides his time near the Bamboo fields, waiting for the WOM to refresh and give him a nice golden AWP rilfe.		2009-11-09 23:02:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

((it seems the jungle is the place to be everyone seems to be there!))

*a guitar blast ripples across the jungle and a leaflet floats mystically into Kernels hand*
"wanna come with?" Kernel asked dawes, While leaping onto the majestic purple bird. he offered his hand out to dawes "get up" ((REQUEST GODS TO ALLOW ME TO TAKE DAWES))		2009-11-09 23:07:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

"forget it" he pulled the down on the birds neck sending it screeching up into the air,


((BTW in my posts -- means later on or after a while))

-- Kernel and the bird swooped down towards a large clearing, just half a mile from the Bamboo fields. He jumped off the huge bird and landed onto a slender man in a trench coat and a trilby with a knife pressed to his throat, "Friend or Foe" kernel hissed...		2009-11-09 23:18:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

"Depends," said Astro "whom your foe is."
Looking at the panda blood on the knife, Astro smiled. He swung Kernel over his shoulder, slamming him into the ground, then extended his hand.
"I'm' the newest rebel 'round here. Name's Astro."		2009-11-09 23:26:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

"pleasure" Kernel replied taking the hand and pulling himself up, "Some pandas are gonna bleed tonight, you game?"2009-11-09 23:29:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

((Sorry Kernel. Next time, take him. ))

W-O-M's are recharged everytime. INFINITE W-O-M!		2009-11-09 23:30:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

"Of course." said Astro, as the WOM appeared beside him. He took out a Golden AWP Sniper Rifle, with explosive ammo. Hoo-rah, the War Gods are generous today indeed!

"Your pick of guns now, Monsieur.... your name?"		2009-11-09 23:35:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

CnP Welcomes astro to the rebels by giving him his cloak of invisibility.

CnP uses the W-o-M to get some beans. Yum.		2009-11-09 23:55:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266

[[War Gods!? I've been replaced!? ]]

Cyber sends a mutated chain saw panda to finish Astro for the rude comment.		2009-11-10 02:10:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Astro thanks CNP, but sees a mutated chain saw panda running towards him with maniacal look on his face. Reacting with speed, he pulls a golden Grenade Launcher from the WOM and lugs a shell in the panda's direction. The panda staggers back, it's chainsaw arm having been amputated by the blast. Astro runs forward, grabs the chainsaw, and mercilessly splits the panda in half. Think Gears of War.
Astro looks up apologetically. "Sorry," he says, putting the chainsaw and G. launcher in his coat.		2009-11-10 03:51:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

"Awesome panda take done!" said CyberSora.
Now thinking of a real challenging panda, Cyber summons...
SEPHIROTH PANDA!
"Find them, and battle them. Let's see how good the Rebels are."
Sephiroth Panda went after Astro.

Stats:
Sephiroth Panda
Health: 10,000
Weakness: Ice
Strength: Jungle
Best Way To Kill Him: Use an ice beam to kill him in 2 post. Other weapons will take at least 5 post to kill him.

P.S. I control Sephiroth Panda, so I'll attack you like you attack pandas... HARDCORE KILL SHOTS! 		2009-11-10 04:28:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

after long hours of fighting rseah finally took over his fort...the pandas were ready he gave each of them orange and black knuckle dusters which symbolized that they were part of his elite panda group. Rseah headed out on his horse with his panda squad and went down to the fields......

((come on we need more panda lovers))		2009-11-10 06:46:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

I want to be with pandas! LoL2009-11-10 06:57:00

Author:
Unknown User

((im not getting updates for this...)) Kernel pulled two ice beams out of the WOM and threw one to astro, he pulled out an weapon nozzle concentrating the liquid...2009-11-10 07:33:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Sephiroth Panda, or Sephipanda, charged at KernelM, striking it's long glistening sword.2009-11-10 07:40:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

rseah rode down to the fields it was a fearsome sight he spotted a lone figure and decided to follow him for a while to see if he was with the pandas or against them...2009-11-10 07:41:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

kernel shot the ice liquid at the panda freezing it in place, he ran up to it and stabbed it in the neck,2009-11-10 07:48:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

((sigh... i offer to be the panda god if you want))2009-11-10 17:31:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

As soon as Kernel shoots the panda and stabs him, Astro blasts him once more. The extreme ice concentration, coupled with the mass increase of the knife, cause the panda to shatter.2009-11-10 20:55:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

Kernel Quickly lit a fire, and burned both pandas flesh on the fire, in appeasement to the Gods, "Aid us, Dont try to kill us!"2009-11-10 21:11:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

after feeding his pet with the wom theswweet heads out of the cave...fortunately the pandas were gone,and in the distance he heard crappy music...weird...pleased with the food he had given it,his panther had grown stronger!it was probably strong enough to carry him...but theswweet had a hoverboard...after some thought of waht to do...the music got to annoying,angered,theswweet strodes off to kill the noise-makers!2009-11-11 01:20:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

Gentlemen, due to a change in my lifestyle I will have to announce my departure from the game.2009-11-11 03:01:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

((can i take up the position of god?))2009-11-11 17:17:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

((i'm donez...anyone that wants a funner role-playing...try my console war one...sorry about the advertising but...this is dead...no beyond dead!its decaying!))2009-11-11 18:55:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

i liked the last one better, No offence but it allowed us to be more creative, even if it did get very confusing,2009-11-11 18:57:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Perhaps I should make a forum RPG...2009-11-13 07:39:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


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