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INTRODUCTION Pandas. They are black, white, and RED ALL OVER. with the blood of the last person they killed, or the remnants of whatever you hold dear. Yes, THEY did it. We should all hate them. But no! Some people, some poor misguided fools, think the Pandas are awesome, and they should be saved! These people, i tell you now, are fools. Fools i tell ya! This thread has a real purpose. This thread, unlike any other thread, is the home of: THE PANDA WARS! (mkII) What are the panda wars you ask? Well, i shall tell ye, young nubcake. back in ancient times, a great man, known to us as Don Vhalt, said what we were all thinking. He dared to stand up and say 'I have a dream, where the world be rid of these foul creatures. I have a dream, where their blood seeps down the mountain slopes. I have a dream, and with your help, we shall achieve this dream!' That dream, my friends, was to eliminate all Pandas. His belief in his goal was such that he inspired many followers. Yet there were some who chose to resist him. These poor, misguided souls, the defenders of the Pandas, began a war. A war which could never be won, for both sides had such belief that they were right, they could not and would not give in. Fighting for all that was right, Vhalt recruited SNRM, Hamsalad, dorien and many more faithful servants to the cause, some of whom survived and still remain today, some can even still talk, though they do not wish to mention this war, for it pains them to remember. Eventually, the war died down. People forgot, and on the surface, all seemed well. Bob Moorly couldn't take the pain, his reputation was gone, his name was tarnished. He saw only one course of action. He changed his name. Others had to leave all together. We lost the old hero, thee-flash. He couldn't take being seen after these horrible events. But anyway kids, back to my point. That's right. 'Ghost' as you know him, was Bob Moorly. A firm believer that Pandas were 'cute' and 'cuddly'. He wanted to save them. AND NOW HE IS BACK. It started small, and his love of these horrific creatures was shown only in his sig, where no one really noticed. But then it moved under his username, where it garnered far more attention. He began to make people see pandas in a new light, to the extent that Graham even has one as his avatar. Now, i don't blame him for this; Ghost is good. But this stops now! The war is back, and this time, we shall end it once and for all! The battleground: Planet LittleBigEarthCentral - ravaged by war, the panda wars destroyed this once beautiful planet, though if you look around, you will still find pockets of unimaginable beauty. This is YOUR battleground, this is where you shall make your stand. The pandas are spreading, and fast. Those who follow them started with primitive weapons in comparison to the defenders of the world. But as they have gained strength they have gained firepower. Anything goes, it's up to us to fight this war, and determine the fate of our world! Let the battle Commence! Prologue XD Dawes:AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE! DIE PANDAS!If you punch them in the nose, they can't smell you any more! THEN YOU CAN STAB THEM! Ard: SAVE THE PANDAS! HONOUR THE APOSTROPHE!We can take them, Ghost. Mod5.0:What save the pandas!!! They did nothing to you!!!There just lovable black and white creature!!!I'm in this to ARD. Dawes: Panda's mu's't die! Their's i's' DEATH, its elementary! Chezhead: THEY ALL SHALL be in happy rainbow land with flowers with RAZER SHARP EDGES THAT KIIILLLL!All must DIE. Chapter one poop Ghost carefully lifts up the baby panda, strokes it, and then lets it poop in his hand. He then stands and throws the poo, attempting to hit ir0n in the face.But CHEZHEAD comes in and tries to steal and kill the panda. Ghost quickly reacts, and dives at chez, attempting a take down. Ir0n stands up, and turned to see who had the stupidity to throw panda poo at him. He looked at the figure, cradling the baby panda, and then bends to pick up his gun. He stops though, having noticed something in the mans face - it takes a moment to sink in, but he is staring at none other than Bob Moorly, a veteran of the original panda wars. No more than seconds later, another guy enters and tried to take Ghost, and the panda, down, but Ghost nimbly avoids him. Ir0n sprints forward to join in. Ghost is now surrounded by vicious killers, he needs help, he shouldn't be made to die like this, not after all he's been through. Ir0n is sick of the poop being thrown at him; he dashes back into the buildings on the outskirts of the town - the outpost he and his fellow LBWC defenders were guarding. This wasn't time to get involved in a full fight, bu he knew the time would soon come where they could begin to attack. Leather stood in the window sharpening his blade. He looked out the window and saw faeces flying everywhere, he knew something was wrong - he could smell it. He put on his cloak and ran downstairs to talk to the mighty ir0n. Chez grabbed the panda and snapped its neck. He thought to himself, "One small panda killed, still way more to take care of." He ran off into the distance. Chapter 2 When the panda bombs fell Ir0n stepped into a building, bumping into Leather at the bottom of the stairs. leather led him through to the dining room that was being sued as a temporary hq. Suddenly a black and white blur whizzed past irOn,taking leather away. Ir0n was motionless. Was it a new breed of evil superpanda!? whatever it was, it had Leather. Ir0n collapsed into a chair, trying desperately to think, with all kind of thoughts flashing through his mind at what that was. he called to Chez, asking him to come over...but he was already about a mile away, but being the BEAST he was, he heard the cry and sprinted over to help! But another panda got him first! Chez got knocked out by this genetic freak and lay on the ground, motionless. Ir0n was getting restless. Chez didn't normally take this long, and ir0n was beginning to wonder if chez had betrayed them and switched teams.... No, he couldn't have, surely? he called to anyone who was listening, but this was only a small outpost, would anyone even hear him? Dexiro: Muhaha! I'm secretly a military leader of the Pandas!! Panda Bombers, prepare to launch the attack! Chez wakes up, but is extremely dizzy. He eventually gets up, and aims his trusty sniper rifle at a panda that is romping around. BANG! He misses. "Must be the dizziness." He says. he takes another shot. It hits a gas can (Which are always lying around for no real reason) and blows up a bit of the outpost, but kills the rampaging panda. He runs over to Ir0n and tells him he's OK, and runs up to the tower to snipe some pandas. Dex sends the BombPandas towards the outpost and hides behind a tree nibbling on bamboo flavoured popcorn as he watches the fireworks >. OH NOEZ! THEY HAVE BOMBS! Chez grabs a gas can, throws it down, and shoots it in midair when next to the Pandas. BOOM! Half of them, GONE. Chez's gas can knocked down a nearby tree. Dex lays there squished! Meanwhile one of the BombPandas trips over his bomb and propells himself towards the outposts window with the explosion! Two pandas wonder aimlessly through the streets, throwing faeces willy-nilly, one of them clearly more accurate. The more accurate one strides forward and lobs a steaming fresh one at chez. All of a sudden, the accurate one keels over, a meat cleaver sticking out of his back. The second panda reached up his paws and gave his head a tug, pulling off that dastardly clever mask to reveal...DAWES! Dawes strides forward, and gives the cleaver a tug, pulling it away with a great glob of wonderfully gooey panda blood. "What up, dogs?" Bang! With his fast reflexes, he grabs the panda and snaps its neck. But as he does, its bomb goes off. Chez is thrown back into the wall stunned, but not hurt too much. He gets up and gets a glob of poo in his face. he wipes it off and sees Dawes killing pandas. Good killin', bro dude! Dex slowly drags himself from under the tree semi-consious into the view of the outpost!..also saddened by the loss of his bamboo popcorn D: ir0n had watched the bomb-carrying pandas, and was overjoyed to see Chez sniping some of them who would otherwise have had nothing to stop them! He was shocked to see one panda kill another panda, but then it took off it's head, and it was Dawes. Ir0n was happy, backup! Out of the corner of his eye, ir0n spotted a semi conscious Dex. He ran out the door, and started on the trail. After a long dizzy stumble towards another tree Dex awakes fully as his alter ego! Xed sneaks behind a fellow BombPanda and kills him quickly by nomming his neck. He then disappears swiftly through a nearby bush!Chez gets up and throws the poo at Xed (Dez), not knowing who it really is. Ir0n stood motionless - had dex switched sides? WHAT WAS GOING ON?? He cautiously moved over to Xed and tapped him on the shoulder, 'erm, excuse me...'... Xed feels the poo brush past his fur and pounces onto Ir0n suprised. With Ir0n held to the ground Xed bit firmly on his neck to hold him still. After further inspection he realised Ir0n wasn't a threat and disappeared within a split second leaving nothing but the rustle of leaves in his path. With alternate realities of many people dying while still biting, Dawes shut his eyes...and everything made sense. It's not the multiple realities that matter, or the obvious plot incontinuities...IT'S ABOUT KILLING PANDAS. Dawes stabbed and slashed, slicing and dicing with his tungsten blade, now all the pandas gonna get filleted saying Waaaaaaaaay-oooooooh stabby stabby slashy stab WAHEYheyeyheyehey! Wait. WHAT? WHO WAT WERE? WHO DIED? I'll just disregard that message. Perfect background music for this battle: Office theme song. Not really getting whats happening, Chez grabs a knife he has and severs a panda's skull. Then walks over to Ir0n, who is looking confused. Ghost falls to the ground, he needs to get some weapons and fast. He then stands, runs over to a random killer, and punches him in the face. Blood now gushing out of the man's nose, he whipped out a knife and slipped it through the man's chest. He was dead. Ghost quickly retaliated to the death and picked up the man's M4, ready to kill some killers. Chapter 3 Panda killers and lots of falling+the death of dex *BANG!* "1..." *BANG!* "2..." *BANG!* "3..." Outlaw-Jack lays prone atop an abandoned office building, peering through the scope of a .300 Winchester Magnum. Watching the silly pandas scatter about amuses him, but not as much as the fools waring against eachother for such an absurd creature. Panda saver? Pfffft. Hardly. Panda killer? Mmmm... perhaps. As he spies across the battle-worn landscape, a ghostly figure catches his attention. "Hmm..." Jack wondered, "Which side is he-" *RATATATA!* The figure makes Swiss cheese out of a random person. "Ohh... I see now..." Jack adjusts his scope's focus, striking a perfect clarity in the lens. This killer is wielding an M4... clearly good sport. He aims directly for the target's shoulder blade, knowing that it'll render him useless and wounded. He shoots- A nearby cuddly panda saw Jack aiming his Magnum at his protector and, in the nick of time, the panda dived and pushed Ghost out the way, the bullet destroying his frail body. "Noooo!" Ghost cried, cradling the panda in his arms, whoever did that wanted him dead, and they would pay... Ghost rolled for cover, the M4 gripped firmly. Slowly, he peered around and spotted... what was this? A new figure, he was good, and he had picked the wrong side in this war... "Freakin' panda..." Jack grumbled, loading another bullet into the cartridge.. Watching the figure dive out of the way, he knew that his presence was known. Quickly, he peers into the scope once more, spotting the figure peering out of his concealment. He quickly takes aim and shoots, but the bullet veers past his head, striking yet another panda! "Oh boy..." Ghost hid back down, this guy wasn't going to give up... he was going to die here, and the war would be lost... But then, in the corner of his eye, he saw that the panda had dropped an RPG-7, this was his opportunity, he quickly ran out of cover, rolled, grabbing the RPG in the process, and then dived back to cover, a Magnum shot narrowly missing, thank god. Then, Ghost placed the RPG on the top of the cover, quickly aimed at this man and fired... Ir0n was still confused. He got up and wondered what just happened. He looked around,and saw Ghost picking up an RPG... Whatever it was for, this wasn't good. Ir0n took out a knife, and threw, just as ghost pulled the trigger. The knife spiraled off and hit a panda, and Ghosts rpg was unaffected. The knife cut open the pandas chest, exposing it's insides. As Ir0n looked closely at the panda, he noticed something strange. The knife was coated in blood, black blood. It didn't take him long to notice the pandas black heart starting to beat faster and faster. The panda slowly got up and began to levitate above the cold stone floor. It's heart was now thumping so hard and so fast it attracted a small number of other pandas. Ir0n, surrounded by a circle of pandas, took out his blade and got ready to attack. The levitating panda started to glow in a bright orange, it's eye's turned red and it's heart suddenly stopped. In a blink of an eye the panda turned to ash and fell by Ir0n's feet. As Ir0n turned his attention to the surrounding pandas the ash began to collect together. As it formed a neat pile on the stone it rose into the air and began to form a human figure. Ir0n turned around, to find a human kneeling where the ash once led. The human slowly looked up, it was Leather. Leather's eye's were blood red, his skin was paler than usual and his hair was almost black. Ir0n stood silent, ignoring the attacking pandas. He put away his blade and walked towards Leather. Ir0n was confused. Again. This was becoming a recurring theme. He walked over to Leather, and said, 'what the **** did you do?' "I was taken to a different world", replied Leather, his voice deeper than usual. "This world was ruled by pandas. I was dragged semi-unconscious up a long bamboo pathway, taken through so may gates, so many hallways and finally thrown upon a chair. The dark room I found myself in suddenly lit up, revealing a giant panda and two guards. They force-fed me bamboo for hours, but this wasn't just any bamboo, they told me it held magic properties that would transform me into half super panda, half human. After they had finished ramming bamboo down my throat they threw me into another dark room, where I led in the corner. I started to hear your voice, Ir0n. I then found myself somehow lying outside, by your side. I don't know exactly what's happening to me, but I feel ******* great..."'So erm... you're a panda now?' Ir0n started to sharpen his knife.... Who's a panda? Chezhead said through the walkie-talkie, aiming his sniper rifle around. On the far side of the forest Xed contemplates his next investigation in a small bamboo shack. Unaware of his occupation as a military leader and the current Panda/Human relationships he heads off to investigate a nearby Human village south of the outpost where he switched. Leather snatches some bamboo out of one of the dead pandas hands and begins to eat it. "I don't know what I am and I don't blame you for not trusting me. Who knows what will become of me, but at this moment in time, I still harbour the same disgust for pandas as I did before... " Chez sees the half panda half human and knew what he had to do to take down this big one. He grabbed a gas can and threw it over toward it/him and aimed his gun... Xed approaches the village and to his surprise finds it completely empty. As he walks through slowly he hears mumbling behind walls and occasionally see's a head duck out of view behind windows. He decides to investigate some of the mumbling and enters a nearby store - as he does this he's hit with a tazer and lays stunned before being handcuffed! As the gas canister came flying towards Leather, Chez pulled tighter on the trigger. Chez held his breathe ready to fire... At the last minute Ir0n jumps in front of Leather, protecting him. Chez quickly lays off the trigger. Ir0n sends Chez a message using the radio... Dawes paused mid-slash, glancing up from the body of yet another panda. Something had caught his eye...the flash of a magnum...Dawes stumbled over the piles of matted fur stained with fresh blood (Yum, he thought) and came to the base of an old office building. He squinted up to the top and noticed the cowboy hat of a lone figure as he reloaded a Magnum pistol. Dawes kicked down the door of the office building and began heading up the stairs, Little did Dawes know, his old adversary ARD was two steps behind him. As Dawes reached the top of the stairs, ARD lashed out, grabbing Dawes's neck and shoving him down the stairs, before preceding up to the roof... Just as Ghost had Outlaw Jack in his sites, he was dived on by a heavily armoured man. But Ghost still fired the RPG, hitting a building instead, due to being jogged with a firm push. The man had took Ghost to the ground and was pushing a knife ever closer to Ghost's face, who was struggling to fight back. "Get... OFF ME!" Ghost exploded with rage, using the strength and inspiration to throw the man off him. Ghost quickly stood up, stomping on the man's face hard, repeatedly. The man was most definitely dead, and blood and gore was squirted over Ghost's body. Ghost exhaled loudly, attempting to calm himself down, Jack was gone, thank god. Ghost picked up the knife, the deceased body it was taken from rolling like a ragdoll. He swivelled around, grinning at the sight of three panda killers arguing. Ghost cautiously crept up behind the group...Jack had heard ARD's clumsy attack on the stairs, and had hurried to see what had happened. ARD being ARD, he hadn't planned very far ahead, and didn't actually have a weapon. Jack, on the other hand, did, and it was centimeters from ARD's chest. Suddenly, they heard a huge explosion outside. ARD used the opportunity to dash past Jack, kicking him down the stairs in the process. Jack landed on Dawes and grunted as ARD climbed up on to the roof. Ir0n didn't hear ghost... he was being all ghost-like. Fortunately, just as Ghost swung the knife to stab Ir0n, Leather saw him, and used the half-eaten bamboo to push Ir0n out the way. Ir0n fell to the floor - again, but managed to trip ghost before he could move to take any more action.Ghost rolled away, standing up afterwards. He reached for his knife."What the hell?" It was gone, he would have to fight bear fisted with these guys. Smiling, he launched a fist at ir0n's face... Ir0n fell to the floor (again), Leather smacked Ghost on the back of the legs using his bamboo stick. Overcome in pain Ghost fell against the wall and dropped to the floor. Leather helped Ir0n up and they looked at each other, Ir0n new Leather could be trusted, for now...Ir0n had been on the floor at least 4 times today, but it was going dark now, and he watched a group of panda's running to the hills, and Leather and Ir0n turned to head back to the town, leaving ghost dizzy on the floor. Leather and Ir0n began walking back to town, not looking the other way. Strangely though, Ghost had a massive grin on his face..."End of the line, buddies." Ghost laughed, insanely. All of a sudden, a massive crowd of around twenty huge pandas, charged at the group, wielding big guns and swords. Ir0n stepped backwards, and fell over a rock. He was on the floor, again. Leather managed to avoid being stupid, and remained stood, as the first panda leapt towards him. Ir0n whipped out a what appeared to be a bottle of whisky. And a rag. and a lighter. and he lit it. then he threw it over to ghost and simply said 'catch'. A panda hit chez with a sword, but only cut off part of this middle finger. Knowing he would not be able to escape this onslaught, he croched on the outpost's windowsill and jumped out. As he did, he aimed his pistol at the pile of gas cans next to some pandas... bang! ir0n heard this from a distance away, and hoped nothing too bad had happened... Chez, after flying out the window, said his last word before he hit the ground, unconsious. "Pandas..." A panda, disguised as Ghost was set alight by Ir0n's bottle, suffering a tragic death. This panda had swapped places with Ghost while their back was turned, and Ghost had managed to throw his voice over to the panda's position. Ghost had managed to escape in time, due to the loyalty of his minions, they would pay... Next time, he would come prepared... Dawes removed his face from the lower part of Jack's garments, as he had unfortunately been positioned after Jack tumbled down the stairs. He climbed up, and stopped on the first floor, just in time to see a crazed man waving his middle finger around in front of him. The crazed man pulled out a pistol, and shot a pile of Gas Cans that he had been hoarding at his feet. The man flew out of the window in a fiery explosion, and as he screamed "Pandas!", Dawes recognised his main man chez. Oh well, at least he died waving his middle finger at pandas, Dawes thought. With a satisfied grin, Dawes drew out his meat cleaver, and approached the few remaining Pandas that had been attacking Chez. Ir0n was happy. he had killed Ghost, or so he thought. Leather annihilated the remaining Pandas at the scene, and they walked back, happy with their work... The site that greeted them back at the outpost was grim. Chez lay unconscious on the floor, and Dawes was in a a rage, destroying everything that was remotely panda shaped... Ir0n decided to leave him to it; these pandas couldn't hope to defeat him as he was now.... Ghost reached a small shack. It looked deserted. He walked inside, wincing as his ankle provided huge bursts of pain. He sat down on a chair, getting his breath together. Their was a sleeping bag on the floor. Of course, people would eventually take over this building, so he decided he would simply catch his breath, take the sleeping bag and find somewhere safe to sleep. Laying on the ground, chez was awake, but could temporarally not move any body parts. He noticed a sharp stinger like object in his arm, but couldn't take it out, as he could not move. he thought "It must be some kind of poison..." Whats next? Panda facehuggers? Ir0n saw Chez looking at something in his arm; he ran over and tried to see what it was. He slipped on the way, and tumbled to a stop next to chez. 'What happened?' he asked...MHUMPHMHHMHMHMH!!!Chez said. The entire building shook beneath ARD's feet as Chez went flying out the window. ARD stumbled and slipped, narrowly avoiding falling off the edge of the roof. Shocked, ARD decided the roof was not a safe place to be. He walked to the edge and found a ladder. Climbing down, he saw Ir0n collapse next to Chez. He realized this was his chance, and ran towards them intending to kick them to death. As Leather saw ARD he tried to stop him, but he began to feel light headed and dizzy. He could hear voices in his head whispering things to him. He couldn't make out what they were saying, or who was saying it. The voices died down and his dizziness disappeared. Leather looked down at his hands to find they had been engraved with panda faces. Leather quickly put on his gloves, making sure he kept his hands hidden from his team members. Still not being able to move, Chez hoved that someone would pull that spike/stinger out. Too bad all his friends were either dead, dizzy, or they tripped. Ghost sighed, trying to stand up. His ankle was killing him, he needed to get it sorted out but more importantly, he needed to get out of the shack. He grabbed the tattered sleeping bag, and limped outside, it was starting to rain, and the dry mud below his feet would soon turn slippy and with one foot he wouldn't make it far. He turned to his left, looking for some shelter. But Ghost found something better... a car! It was in brilliant condition, which was surprising with the hell going on all around him. He gathered a few tiny pandas together, and put them in the back of the car. The started jumping around the car, biting the seatbelts. "Oi! Hands off." He tried to chuckle, then got in the driver's seat, driving off towards the mountains. ARD skidded to a halt as he found the pandas' weapons scattered on the floor. He picked up two guns, and paced dramatically to Chez and Ir0n as they lay on the floor. He lifted, aimed, and squeezed the triggers. Out of the corner of his eye, Chez saw the gun being pointed at him. not being able to do anything, he waited for someone, hoping that this thought wouldn't be his last. Dextiro dies after a giant donut falls from the sky and dosn't repawn. Too bad! Dawes removed the meat cleaver from between the split skull of the final panda, and looked out the gaping Chez-shaped hole where the window had been. He saw chez on the ground, seemingly unconscious, and ir0n, who seemed to be playing along with chez...and he saw ARD. ARD was pulling something out of his pocket...PISTOLS! Quick as a flash, Dawes withdrew a second cleaver and threw both straight at ARD, just as ARD fired. The cleavers struck the bullets as they reached the half-way point to Chez and Ir0n, and went flying, thudding into the ground an inch from Chez' hands, and deflecting the bullets safely away. Dawes jumped out the window-hole, and ran over to ARD. Dawes removed the meat cleaver from between the split skull of the final panda, and looked out the gaping Chez-shaped hole where the window had been. He saw chez on the ground, seemingly unconscious, and ir0n, who seemed to be playing along with chez...and he saw ARD. ARD was pulling something out of his pocket...PISTOLS! Quick as a flash, Dawes withdrew a second cleaver and threw both straight at ARD, just as ARD fired. The cleavers struck the bullets as they reached the half-way point to Chez and Ir0n, and went flying, thudding into the ground an inch from Chez' hands, and deflecting the bullets safely away. Dawes jumped out the window-hole, and ran over to ARD. Leather noticed the giant donut fall on Xed "Oh teh noes!" he screamed. Just as ARD fired the shot, something flashed before his eyes, and stopped the bullets in their tracks. He cursed and turned to see where the flash had come from. To his dismay, Dawes was running towards him. He quickly took aim once more, this time at Dawes, and pulled the triggers. Nothing happened. Chapter 4 Sneezing pandas Ghost speeded towards the main war area, pandas sneezing at the back of his head. He then spotted ARD, a fellow panda saver, in control of the situation. He decides ARD does not need his help, and continues his journey. He was wrong...ARD saw a car full of pandas speed past him, he dropped the guns and sprinted after the car, screaming for help. The pandas were sneezing so loud that Ghost failed to hear ARD's scream. "Shut up back there!" Ghost switched the radio on, listening to some Iron Maiden. Dawes sprinted after ARD, who was stumbling along like a madman, arms flailing, chasing a hatchback full of pandas. He decided ARD wasn't worth it...but...all the same. He drew a rubber band out of his BatmanTMDeathToPandasUtilityBelt(R), slung it round his forefinger and thumb, aimed his hand like a gun, and lowered his thumb. "Pew!", Dawes onomatopoeiacised, and the rubber band flew straight at ARD's head. Thwack! The car wasn't slowing, "What the hell are you doing??" ARD yelled. He heard a strange noise behind him, and suddenly felt something hit him hard on the back of the head. He tripped over and collapsed in a heap as the car disappeared into the distance. Chez was feeling faint. This poison was starting to destroy the rest of body! He being tortured by the presence of his friend lying next to him. Good thing he would have a couple more minutes before he died. Ir0n stood up, looked around and hoped people thought he had been like, shot or something. Obviously he couldn't be seen to fall over... then he remembered Chez, and yanked out the barb. Ir0n then realized that may not have been the best idea. Fortunately, he had some poison-removing leeches, and he stuck them on Chez's arm, hoping it might help... "RUN TO THE HILLS!" Ghost sang, strangely filled with joy until... "Right which one of you pandas did a poopoo in my back seat?" Ghost rolled his eyes. The pandas all pointed at one, a scruffy little fella with a bow tie. "Remind me to pick up diapers, guys!" Chez sat up abruptly and started yelling jibberish, slapped Ir0n across the face, and fell down twitching. Then he got up and said, so hows your day been, stranger? Dawes watched ARD tumble in comic fashion, and turned round grinning. Ir0n was still pretending to be dying of poison, mimicking Chez, who...OH CRAP! Dawes started to run over, then gave a sigh as he saw ir0n stopped fooling around and helped chez up. Amateurs. Dawes wiggled the cleavers out of the ground, and ran off to go find his Baby. Ir0n was proud of himself. he had done something without falling ov-he fell over again. So much for that. Chez decided somthing must be wrong with this 'stranger' as he asked what was going on and why he kept falling over.... In his awkward position, ARD could just make out someone standing up. He realised it was Ir0n, and lay as still as possible. He was awake, and so was Chez! He gasped, and saw Dawes running off. Rubbing his head, ARD managed to get up and tiptoe towards his enemies while they were distracted. Ahead of him were the two pistols he had used earlier, but he knew they were no use now. Angry, battered and bruised, ARD cried out "GOSHDARN AND DANG IT TO HECK". He realised that this was probably a bad idea... Chez snapped into his scenes as the leach sucked the poison out of him. A baby panda that was walking toward him immediately got the leach stuffed in his mouth. "EAT THIS YOU MONSTER!!!" Pandas are usually near their masters.. there must be someone near by. As if on cue, he heard a yell. He turned around and saw ARD. He grabbed his pistol and shot it above his shoulder. Dawes' baby was a rusty old motorbike that he'd chucked together out of a toaster, a television, and a tricycle. His alliterated baby. He pulled off the Panda-skin tarpaulin he'd been covering it with, and hopped on. He depressed the toaster-button starter switch, and the 6V element-powered engine sprang into life. The open element faced out the back of the tricycle design - and, after pedalling 100 metres to build up some momentum, it was into this that Dawes injected a spray of Gas Fuel (his own brand), down the Cathode Ray Tubes of the television. He roared forward, shooting down the road, twice as fast as Ghost had gone - and it was Ghost to whom he was heading. Ir0n stood up. When this was over, he had to find a rehab clinic. The JD was doing him no good... He looked at ARD for a while, before walking over, trying to look powerful. He failed, stumbling yet again. Fortunately, he stumbled jsut as ARD dived out the way of a bullet, so he couldn't get at Ir0n, yet.... Ghost had reached the base of the mountains... and his hideout. A small shed, filled with tons of different gun types he could use. He got out the car, and picked up all the pandas in his arms, poo being smeared across his shirt. Ghost walked into the hide out, still experiencing pain. He layed the pandas down around the fireplace, all of them smiling at the bizarre fire before them. They were so cude there, all huddled together. Ghost rolled out his sleeping bag, climbing in, shortly followed by the pandas. Now they would rest. Tomorrow they would fight. Chapter 5 Cashews and stuff Chez immediatly grabbed his knife and accidentally stabbed ARD in the arm instead of the chest. Not a fatality, but it would hurt none the less. Ir0n got up, dismayed. His bottle of jack Daniels, smashed! Oh well, he would have to survive being sober for a while.... He saw ARD on the floor, and decided it was time for revenge. He found some panda droppings on the floor, and smeared them in ARD face, before grabbing Chez and chasing after Dawes. Dawes shuddered up onto the mountains. He could see the hatchback Ghost had been in parked up ahead, just half a mile up a 45 degree gradient hill. He made it 10 metres before the gas sputtered out. He began to pedal as the sun set. Ghost tossed and turned for a few while, he couldn't sleep. Wiping panda dribble off his shirt, he climbed out of the sleeping bag, and began sharpening one of his many swords, ready for tomorrow. He then opened the secret trap door, going down their to get ready the main weapon supply. His pandas would be fine on their own... no-one else knew about his hideout except for fellow savers... right? Chez stood above the cave, not knowing it was there until a panda sneezed. Then he wispered to Ir0n, they are here... then Chez sneezed loudly. Ghost heard a panda sneeze, so he ran back up the trapdoor. He sighed. He'd grown quite fond of this particular group, and their sneezing. Feeling tired, he climbed back into his sleeping bag, and dozed off almost as soon as his head touched the floor. Ir0n flicked Chez' nose. 'Don't make any noise!' he shouted, followed by 'oh crap.' Ir0n dived down into some bushes at the side, then grabbed Chez. Ir0n needed rest, and Chez needed to not stand infront of the cave where he would be seen... CyberSora enters the war. "Hi guys! I say we should save the pandas, because they're wonderful and..." Panda eats CyberSora's last Hot Pocket for strength. "Screw you fat pieces of ****!" CyberSora headshots a panda. 10XP granted. Chezhead: CyberSora, join our escapade... but quietly please. There's some evil pandas and Ghost are in the cave below. When they walk out, were going to ambush them. But stay quiet... or else...Ir0n was busy agreeing with Chez, and forgot to check his phone was on silent. It wasn't. They were crouching in the bushed quietly, and then the mountainside reverberated with the galloping rhythms of Iron maiden. 'Bugger'. 'You think Ghost heard us? CyberSora joins to only find out that he needs to fill in a waiver first. "ALL DONE!" ir0nmaid3n slaps Cyber for not staying quiet. Cyber apoligizes and bakes cookies. "Wait... can't Pandas smell?" Pandas rush toward Cyber's cookies. "Oh Jesus!" CnP Dives between the Cookies and cyber in the nick of time taking the impact of the pandas thus saving the Epic cookiez. CnP is dyeing on the floor... CyberSora goes online on Call of Duty: World At War and steals the enemies Juggernauts and cookies. Cyber hands cookies and Juggernauts to CreateNPlay "Oh no!" "What CNP?" "I'm allergic to cashews!" CNP starts to have a nervous breakdown. "No! CNP!" Spluttering madly CnP says "BLUE COLORED WATER, GET ME BLUE COLORED WATER!" Cyber Rushes off to find the blue water and comes back to CnP who is now unconcious... CyberSora starts to pour the water in CreateNPlay's mouth. CNP wakes up. "Look out!" Cyber realizes a real estate agent was offering a great deal on an apartment. "Hello, my name is Bob" CNP starts to shout. "Cyber wait! It's a panda in disguise!" Cyber saw the panda take off the Mr. Potato Head disguise, and is now being beat up by the panda. CnP searches his back pocket for the Colt .45 He has handy. But it isn't there! Suddenly one of the Pandas says, "FREEZE, I can talk, And i can shoot this Colt .45, If anyone moves, they are gunna die!". CnP uses the gun he has in the end of his shoe to kneecap the panda make him fall over in agony. "Oi..." Jack got up, after falling from the structure he was previously on. So far, his target has eluded him, he got shoved by some heavy-armored buffoon, and almost got shot by an RPG. The area he was in was cleared of any obvious threats. He was ditched. "Why those freakin'..." Jack paused, then took a whiff of the air. "*sniff* Oh... there you are..." To the mountains his target has gone. Perhaps there'll be a panda or two along the way. As he picked up his .300, he brought his fingers to his mouth, and gave a loud, bellowing whistle. Out of the ground, as like the zombie cowboy himself, rose his undead steed, equipped with his saddle of goodies left from The Tournament. Jack hopped on, and started riding towards the mountains, intent on finishing off his prey. rseah suddenly jumped out and ambushed jack. Jack dived of his bike as rseah shot an rpg at the beast. rseah ran away yelling save the panda's CyberSora drop kicks the panda, steals the Colt.45, and shoots another panda. "Oh my God!" Cyber turned around to the scream. It was rseah screaming from the panda's death. "Oh my God, you killed Kenny. You *******!" Cyber read the dead panda's name tag. It read Kenny. With another RPG being shot at him, the undead cowboy dove off his horse, narrowly avoiding the impact. His steed took the blow head on, exploding into a million pieces as if a barrel of gas had just been shot. But, due to it's undead tendency, the pieces of the horse started to slowly regenerate into their usual states. Outlaw-Jack grabbed his .300, now peering down-range at the deranged lunatic proclaiming his prophecy to the world. "Hmph. Idiot," Jack presumed, aligning his sight on the moron's cranium. He shoots- CyberSora quikly races to Outlaw-Jack's. "Ah ****." Outlaw's weapon was jammed with a bamboo stick. Cyber notices a panda suicide bomber running toward them. "What the?!" Jack shouted, staring in complete bewilderment at the jammed gun. "How in God's name did that happen?!" He threw the rifle down at the ground in frustration. The gun suddenly discharged, sending the lodged piece of bamboo spiraling into the kamikaze panda, causing it to explode. It's gooey bits coated the two panda-"killers". Jack's horse waited by, now completely regenerated. "Ok... that was weird." rseah escaped to his secret lab and pressed a big red button... "That was easy." The unforgettable catchphrase echoed through the awkward silence. Jack & Cyber quickly snapped their heads towards the general direction, staring in more bewilderment. Just as the phrase echoed off into the distance, a mob of weapon-toting, crazed pandas swarmed the site and bombarded the concealed bunker. "He's dead," Jack scoffed, jumping onto his steed. He smacked his steed, and started galloping towards the mountains, then he stopped abruptly. He turns towards Cyber, giving him a questioning look. "You comin' along?" Chapter 6 demons and panda tiger man Inside the secret lab rseah cackled as he pulled a rusty lever to reveal a demon panda! Half demon half panda :O. All parts lol "Go my pet!" rseah's voice echoed through the deep cavern Ghost woke up, feeling fresh and ready. His panda friends enjoyed a lie-in though, so he decided he would get dressed first. He slipped out of the sleeping back, yawned and stood on his two feet, he took off his clothes, and put new one's on, along with some body armour. Ghost yawned once more and then woke up his pandas, who sneezed all over his face. The pandas all then got up in synchronization and grabbed their clean mini bayonets and helmets. The bow tie'd fella then sneezed all over his gun, coating it with a strange green goo. "Wait, guys. Get down in the trap door. I don't want you to die and people cannot access the trap door without knowing the keyword. They can't blow it up, pick the lock or anything else!" Ghost exclaimed, pointing at the trap door. The pandas frowned, and all went down below like their leader had asked. The loved him, he was their tissue, for sneezing on. Ghost locked the trap door and headed out, wielding a P90. He also had a sword tucked away, four frag grenades, two land mines and a Desert Eagle for emergencies. He then stepped out of the front door... The demon panda rushed out of the lab at the speed of light armed with a cashew launcher, bamboo grenades and a GIANT......GIANT.....GIANT.....piece paper CyberSora still was still thinking about Jacks question when the demon panda, saliva still drooling out of it's mouth it lunged at the duo.... Ghost heard a loud noise. THEY HAD FOUND HIM! The safest place for his pandas would be where they remained. Ghost then spotted, in a bush, two trembling killers. But why were they trembling? Killers don't get scared that easily... Ghost then transfixed his eyes on the most magnificent sight he had ever seen... "OH GOD!!!" Jack shouted, pulling at the reigns of his horse, heading towards the mountains. The demon panda jumped at the two, intent on shredding them to bits. Jack pulled away, but Cyber couldn't react! The evil panda tackled Cyber, making both sprawl out on the ground. Shocked and unable to think straight, he galloped away from the scene, intent on finishing off his target. rseah chuckled as he watched the scene unfold. the demon panda was responding well "Imagine what a whole army could do" Ghost got out his binoculars, and turned, ignoring the two soon to be dead men. There he was... Jack. Ghost aimed down the sights of his P90, he was just in range. Ghost fired several P90 shots at Outlaw-Jack...A barrage of bullets started to bombard Jack. Thinking fast, he pulls the reigns side to side, making his steed bob and weave. Ghost struggles to maintain his aim with the outlaw constantly moving. Standing on the saddle, he leaps off his steed, who in turn draws the gunfire away from Jack. Quickly taking his .300 out, he takes a quick glance through the scope, lining it up with the renegade. He shoots- The demon panda charged around like a maniac, it then blocked Ghost's sight. "Stupid panda!" Ghost had no idea it had just taken a bullet for him. The panda fell to the ground. Was it dead? meanwhile in the lab... rseah walked into a metal chamber and fliped a switch. The machine spluttered to life and with a bang the doors opened....rseah stepped out no longer human .He was part Panda,Tiger and Man the ultimate combo,Rseah sped out of the lab and rushed out to help Ghost "I HATE PANDAS!!!" Jack screams, watching the demon panda take the shot. It fell to the ground, barely concious. The outlaw slung the .300 onto his back, then trodded to the injured beast, his hands clenched around his Peacemakers. The panda stared at him, still thirsting for his soul. Jack smirks at the hideous being, cocks back the hammer... and blows out it's brains. The mushy cranium scatters about the ground, staining the soil. The cowboy turns towards Ghost, aiming him down with his Peacemakers. "Just you and me now..." Ghost quickly spotted that Jack was aiming at him, he ran to his car, and crouched down behind it. Jack's aim turned to someone else... RSEAH! He looked different than usual but a bullet to the head would still kill him. "Get down, Rseah!"- Bang! the bullet hit rseah square in the face however it had no effect.rseah threw a giant cashew grenade at jack Jack's jaw dropped as he yelled "****!" (forgetting that he was not allergic to cashews) Ghost looked confused. "What the hell is going on?" he exclaimed, as Rseah took a bullet to the face. Ghost reloaded his gun, he would let those two fight it out for now. Strangely though, his bet was on Jack to win this one. *BONK!* The cashew bounced harmlessly off of Jack's brow. "You..." The tiger, panda, dude-blah thing was even uglier than the panda before it. Realizing the situation at hand, he unsheathes his blade, with a bit still infected from his "last" encounter. Rseah makes a lunge for the cowboy, and- *SHANK!* The blade made contact with the monster. rseah let out a blood curdling scream and vanished without a trace (along with jacks blade) he had teleporting abilities! "D.amn" jack shouted in frustration he went for ghost but ghost had vanished as well.... "What on LBPC? Where the hell am I, Rseah?"Rseah simply replied, "You're safe now, Ghost"."I asked a question, Rseah. ANSWER IT!"Rseah replied "Take a Guess.....im joking you are in my secret lab you will be safe here""What!"yelled ghost. rseah just loled and disappeared again.... Chapter 7 more explosions Ghost sat down and began talking to himself. "I don't want to be safe, I want to be out there, causing death to those who kill pandas." But in the corner of his eye, he spotted a door, he could kick that open with no problems. He performed this action, got ready his P90 and saw that outside was exactly where he was before. "Nice." He muttered, getting a frag grenade out. He looked around a little and spotted Jack, who was standing next to the car. This was his opportunity. He took out the pin with his teeth, spat it out and launched the grenade at the car. Gone. Gone like the wind. Both enemies, just simply vanish. Jack looked around, weary of whatever ELSE might storm in. Luckily, the area was clear- clear of any potential threats. *ACHOO!!* A sneeze rocked the landscape, knocking Jack off his balance. He looks up, finding a small hideout. The sneezes started to escalate, meaning only one thing... "Pandas..." Jack growled, climbing towards the hideout. He placed his ear closely to the door; a sneeze startled him. It was for certain that this place had pandas. Shifting Ghost's car into neutral, he pushed it so that it's fuel tank was positioned in front of the hideout door. Just as Jack was about the grab a stick of dynamite, a grenade soared through the air, landing at his feet. "OH SH*T!!" Jack yelped, punting the grenade. It rolled under the car, igniting the fuel tank. The car explodes into a roar of flame, consuming the hideout in fire. Crackling of wood and bursts of flame could be heard for miles. Loud bangs could be heard inside, meaning that the bullets were set off by the heat. The sneezing died down, and the flames flickered off. The hideout was in ruins, the car was totaled, and all there was... was silence. The pandas were hid away down in the shelter, they were startled by sounds of guns and wood set alight. If Ghost hadn't of warned them to move down, they would be dead. --- "God freaking ******!" Ghost roared. He then looked over at the hideout, it was... gone... burnt to a crisp. With any luck the pandas would be okay. But Ghost did not think at that moment, he just whipped out his sword and ran over to Jack, trying to hit him with a mighty slash- somewhere far away.....rseah decided that he was waaay to overpowered and decided to take away all of his abilities except teleportation and went back to his lab only to discover.....nothing. He walked into the machine and flicked the on switch...."that was easy"It shook with energy a blinding green flash cut through the sky smoked poured out of the machine....... Ir0n stood up, then poked Chez with a branch. They didn't mean to sleep! Ir0n grabbed Chez and they ventured into the cave, hoping Ghost would still be there...That sheathing sound felt all too familiar with Jack. Quickly, he whips out his older Winchester and blocked the blow of the furious panda-killer-killer. He in turn points the barrel at Ghost, cocks the hammer, and fires. The bullet hit Ghost's body armour, which thankfully was able to withstand the bullet. He then swung his fist, attempting for impact- Ir0n tried to walk into the cave, and hit a wall. 'What?' 'It's a shack' said Chez. 'Oh, ok'. Outlaw's bullet had missed, which was fortunate for both Ir0n and Ghost. Chez on the other hand, got caught by the ricochet.... Ir0n turned round and saw Ghost and Jack fighting. He grabbed Chez, who was complaining that he couldn't move. Ir0n gave him half a bottle of the Jack Daniels he had found, and then Chez couldn't even remember who he was... They proceeded down to the fight, falling over at least once each in the process.... *POW!* The fist landed a blow to Jack's jaw! It makes him shakey, but he doesn't fall. Jack turns his head and spits out 3 of his centuries-old teath. "Ohhh, you'll pay..." Jack thought to himself. Taking his Winchester, he swings the swings at Ghost like a club... It hit Ghost in the face, his nose suddenly pouring with blood. It was broken. Ghost then walked backwards, whipped out a frag grenade, ripped out it's pin, and threw it by Jack's feet. He then ran, to avoid being ripped to pieces in the explosion. Ir0n arrived just as Ghost ran off. Outlaw turned and ran. Ir0n wondered what was going on. Then he saw the grenade on the floor....*BOOOOMMM!!!* The grenade exploded with intense ferocity, knocking both Jack & Ghost off their feet, while sending Ir0n flying. The two adversaries get up and turn towards eachother, eying down their foe. Suddenly, as though it were a quickdraw, Jack whips out both Peacemakers and unloads both cylinders at Ghost. The both made impact with Ghost's body armour, one sinking through slightly, hurting like hell. Ghost held his stomach and fell to the ground. The bullet did not hurt enough to cause a collapse, oh no. The reason he was lying down was so that he could place a land mine, stealthily. Just as Jack thought he had Ghost where he wanted him, he jumped up, diving into the bushes, waiting for Jack to step near the mine. The first thing ARD noticed was the smell. Sort of like a public toilet, but on his face. He sat up, and wiped his face with his sleeve. He wasn't very happy when he discovered what was on his face. He wiped it all of, gagging and trying not to vomit. He then noticed a gash in his arm. He had been too busy trying not to suffocate to notice the pain. He yelped and jumped to his feet. He was angry. Very, very, really quite furious. He would have his revenge. There was an explosion in the distance, ARD hurried towards it... "Ghooosst. Where are yoooouu..." Jack cautiously stepped forward, inching ever closer to Ghost's mine. Inching ever closer, the cowboy was unaware of the doom lying in front of him. Just as he was about to take one more step- "MOOOOOM!! Why is the waffle flabbergasting in the doopleganger?!" Chez started tumblind down the slope hopelessly. Jack dove out of the way, narrowly avoiding both the mine and the drunk. Chez landed face-first on the explosive pancake, and was sent flying, looking rather immune to the blast. "Daaaaaahhhhh!!!!!" Chez landed far off in the distance in a cloud of dust, still mumbling drunken talk. Jack gets up, hearing the leaves rustle about. Rather than making his presence obvious, he simply whistles. His steed raced up the incline, barreling towards the brush. Another explosion, BOOM. Suddenly Chez flumped into an awkward tangle of various body parts right in front of ARD. He was twitching and mumbling. ARD took his chance. His eyes wild, his hair even worse, he grabbed Chez by the collar and pinned him to a wall. He tore some sort of book from his pocket, and opened it, almost ripping it apart in his rage. "Chapter Four" he said, "Apostrophes"... Ghost opened the trap door beneath his feet, it was another entrance to the shelter that the pandas had been handing in. He then climbed down, locking it after him. On his way down, he heard the impact of hooves running around above him. He was greeted by the frightened pandas at the bottom, who were trembling in their boots. "Thank god you're alive guys! I was worried sick." Ghost cuddled them all, avoiding snot projectiles hitting his face. "Well, we should stay down here for a few hours, wait till it dies down outside. Okay?" Ghost said, his voice calm. The pandas nodded. "We will win this war, guys. I won't let the pandas die out." The horse plowed through the bush... nothing! Absolutely nothing! "I'll get you soon, panda-boy..." Jack grumbled, mounting his horse. He slowly scans the area. No obvious signs of Ghost are apparant. Ir0n is somewhere in the far-off distance, Chez landed not too far from the blast site, and another imposing figure is running towards the ruined hideout. Before anyone could notice, Jack spurs his steed around in a circle, kicking up dust & clouding the scene. Then, as fast as he got there, Jack fled the war-torn ground, heading towards his home in the abandoned ghost town. The sound of hooves faded off, Jack was leaving, maybe to where he thought ARD was. Ghost had to warn him, so he simply picked up his hi-tech Panda Walkie Talkie, and dialed ARD's frequency, trying to get in contact with him- "And that's why you shouldn't use apostrophes when the word is plural, ok?" ARD was finishing up his grammar lesson. Chez simply gurgled. *kkkkccchhhkkchchllchchk* ARD's walkie talkie was kkkchchckclckkchckclckching in his pocket. He dropped the book and answered. "Heeeeeeey!" said ARD "Heeeeeeey! said Ghost.. Ghost spoke into his walkie talkie, "ARD, please tell me you're not in the deserted town." "No, but I'm injured, thanks to you driving off." ARD spoke back irritated. "What? Where are you?" "I'm by this shack, it's burnt down. Just finished teaching the art of the apostrophe." Ghost thought to himself a burnt down shack? Wait a minute... "ARD, is there a trapdoor, on the floor, inside the burnt down shack." "Hold on a second. Yep." "That's where me and the pandas are holding out, enter the code: 1337M4 and come on down, there's weapons down here! Uh... over and out." Ghost smiled, pandas laughed and sneezed and ARD began entering the code... ARD entered the code. And dropped down the trapdoor. And found the pandas and the weapons and, surprisingly, Ghost "Yaaaay" exclaimed ARD. Ir0n fell over. He had been following ARD, albeit drunkenly. Ard had forgotten to close the trapdoor and Ir0n fell down to the floor inside...Ir0n lay on the ground, he had fallen through the trap door. The bow tie'd panda attempting to stab Ir0n with the knife on his mini bayonet. The small bow tie'd panda missed, being to silly to hit Ir0n. Ir0n threw it across the room. The panda left a trail of poo as it flew, some of it falling in ir0n's eyes. This was their chance to escape. The guys all left, but Ghost took out the pin of his final frag grenade and threw the explosive down there, shutting the door after him... As they left the shack the whole building exploded in a ginormous fireball that no-one could possibly survive, ever. ARD, Ghost, and the pandas bagan to dance joyfully. No Human could survive that blast. Fortunately, Ir0n was infact made of Iron. As the rubble surrounded him, and the dust settled, he slowly rose to his feet, and pulled out a minigun. 'Hasta La Vista, Baby....' He said as he aimed at the rapidly disappearing pandas and their saviours.... The dancing was interrupted by Ir0n's minigun. The pandas ran around screaming, narrowly avoiding the bullets that were whizzing past. Thinking fast, Ghost tossed his sword to ARD, who caught it really awesomely. Ghost then whipped out his Desert Eagle and they advanced towards Ir0n, rolling all over the place to avoid the bullets. Ir0n realized this was not a good time to fight, so he pulled out an apostrophe, threw it at ARD, and said 'i'll be back'. He ran off to find chez, as the sun rose on a new day. ARD rubbed his head where the apostrophe had hit. They were out in the open, their enemies could be anywhere, but at least ARD had a sexy sword now The group resumed their dancing. Bones littered the harsh landscape. The desert floor has long since dried up, leaving behind nothing but dust. The town on this god-forsaken land has long since lost it's beauty and charm, and is now an empty, lonely shell of itself. For many, this was a no-man's land. For Jack, this was home. He slowed to a halt in front of the saloon, then jumped off his horse. The outlaw passed through the swinging doors, now entering the long neglected bar. chairs lay lifeless, cobwebs holding them together. The ales and brews placed behind the counter were filled with dust rather than liquids. An old gramophone poorly cycled "Arizona Killer", occasionally skipping a beat and blurting out gibberish. He walked over to the counter, and pulled out a dusty briefcase. He opened it ever so slightly, in case anyone else was looking. He peered inside for a brief moment, then quickly closed the case. He felt very satisfied with himself. "Heh, they'll never see this comin'..." A man in a trench-coat entered the same saloon. HIsface was hidden by the shadows and his trilby. Jack looked back in a state of shock. "Jack, I suppose? You don't look too good?" The man pulled out a bottle of ale from behind the bar and performed a pouring motion over a nearby dusty glass. Could have worked 200 years ago, but not surprisingly, nothing came out. "You want to kill pandas, yes? I can help you." The man pulled out a golden revolver, roughly twice the size of an average magnum. Jack was still confused that someone had found his hideout. The man put out his hand. "Call me Astro." rseah watched from the cliff sides and saw Jack along with his new friend Astro and decided it was time to take action. He telported around saloon with a massive bomb. rseah chuckled as he set the timer at 1:00 he would give them a chance after all this was all a game to him, then disappeared without a trace..... CyberSora returns from out of nowhere and starts to do an air-rade with the U.S. Airforce. "Haha, fools!" A panda said. Cyber realizes that pandas are immune to air-rades. "You may be immune to air-rades, but you're not immune to...CHUCK NORRISS=" Pandas start to scream, "Oh no! Not Chuck Norris!" To be continued... Chapter 8 Chuck norris Chuck norris round housed kicked millions of pandas but they wouldn't stop coming. rseah decided that chuck norris was too uber so he got a grenade and teleported infront Chuck. Confused chuck norris stopped for a second too long and the pandas swarmed him... Jack stared on, wondering if he should shoot the guy or take his offer. I mean, how dare that man intrude on his grounds! He should be shot at the spot... But, on the other hand, that giant revolver... so shiny and bi-*tick*-*tick*-*tick* "RUUNN!!!" Jack screamed, tackling the concealed man and rolling out the saloon. A few seconds later... *BOOOOMMM!!!* The old western bar was engulfed in a fireball! The long-rotted wood disintigrated on contact with the flame, with empty whisky bottles and ales popping like balloons. Shards of glass rained down on the two, now staring back at the salloon. All that was left was the briefcase, surprisingly untouched. The two got up, looking at the pile of rubble in astonishment. Jack turns to Astro, putting out his hand. "Please, call me Outlaw. Outlaw-Jack." ARD, Ghost, and the pandas continued to dance. Underneath the pandas Chuck norris punched his way through the tide of pandas in his fury searched for rseah. He spotted rseah and with anger launched his assault on rseah who appeared to be unaware of him. rseah however knew that Chuck was coming and before he could lay a finger rseah teleported behind him and stuck a bomb on his back.... Chapter 9 new recruits "A pleasure." Astro was still surprised by the sudden explosion. His trenchcoat had fallen off, revealing a casually dressed man. Long hair brushed across his tanned face, as his eyes glistned in the setting sun. "Here, have it, I got more back at home." he said, handing over the gun. He then pulled out a golden Ak rifle. "Lead the way good sir!" Chez, after being asleep for 10 pages or so, he got up and asked, "What happened?" Fancypants appeared out of the air randomly shouting "Guess whos in this now!?!?!? MOI! I will use my pants to suffocate the pandas!" ...says Fancy Pants Ir0n told chez he had been pulled into a bush, slept for a while, woken up and run down to wear Jack and Ghost were fighting. On the way a ricocheting bullet had hit his leg, and then both Ir0n and Chez were hit by a grenade blast. Chez had flown a fair way backwards. Ir0n fell over. Dawes, after pedalling for 5 pages and making 10 yards headway, shouted out to the world at large, "WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME HAPPENED?!" outlaw jack and astro headed off towards the fray... a nearby dust storm had been rapidly approaching and before they new it they were engulfed, slowly the collapsed from lack of oxygen... when outlaw opened his eyes astro and a tall boy were talking casually by a fire, occasionally the boy would throw some kernels into a pan and watch as they danced on the metal, outlaw mustered the strength to stagger over to his friend, "whats your name" jack asked weakly "I have no name only this tattoo " the boy showed jack and astro the giant M tattoed on his back, "we shall name you kernel... KernelM a proud panda slayer" astro said handing another golden magnum to the boy, in the blink of an eye rseah appeared behind jack a black mace in his hand "i should have killed you while i had the chance" "NOO!" screamed kernel pointing the magnum at rseah... a flash, a blinding noise and a scream filled the air, outlaw crouched oveq rseahs bleeding body, "im not finished with you outlaw jack!" he said and spirited away Ir0n arrived at Outlaws old saloon bar thing he was using as a hideout. He still had no idea where Ghost had gone, and he needed to find some **** pandas! He saw an old church, so he decided to make the most of his chance.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYDUP5LZDiQ He felt awesome. He then set off to find Ghost and his evil pandas.... "Thanks KernelM," Jack replied, sitting back down to conserve his energy. Astro looked on, still amazed at the sudden encounter. "I guess I'm head-honcho," Jack guessed, "Hmph. And all I did was fire a round at someone's head... ACIDENTALLY killing a panda. Well, now I oficially hate those wretched things. Freakin' sneezing, bamboo-eating, crazy, god-forsaken-" "Whoa there," KernelM blurted, "There's no point in rambling on about those things. Besides, one of them might hear us." "Hmph, so?" Astro questioned, "We can take 'em on. Right, Jack?" He gives a swift smack to Jack's shoulder. Jack lurches forward from the sudden impact. "*cough* Uh... yeah," Jack replied, "Right." "What's in that briefcase anyway?" "Well, if you reall want to kno-" As quick as his reactions let him, he quickdraws his Peacemakers and aims down-range into the desert, pointing at a figure with glowing hair that resembles a flicker flame. "Who are you!!" Jack called out, cocking back the hammers of his revolvers.

2009-11-07 20:58:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701

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Chapter 10 revenge rseah coughed out blood as he staggered towards a bed, he lay down cursing jack, he flipped a switch and closed his eyes....the medic robot that he had built got to work it would take time to heal his wound.... deep inside his lab a door swung open revealing a giant undead tiger it's claws were sharp and daggers and it moved like lightning. It let out a terrible roar and then it was gone in a blur of light.... after Jack...... Dawes began pedalling back down the hill - Ghost had long since fled the cabin, he believed. He headed back towards town, but was only a few miles down the road when he was knocked bodily from his motortrike. He lay flat on his back, and a panda stared down at him. The panda raised his paw, ready to strike the fatal blow...and Dawes delivered a fatal blow to his "man-das" The panda keeled over, clutching his groin. Dawes straightened up, and pulled out his meat cleaver. theswweet jumps in with several members of his club and screams "this is the last time i wait 30min just to see a stupid chinese bear at the san-diego zoo!...lets kill these monsters!" he then chases a lone cub until a member finishs its life...a month before he had been a newbie to the war...in fact,he wasn't even in it!but then...something happened... 1 month ago theswweet had just recently been aquaintted with the alternate universe of LittleBigEarthCentral...and it was all lost in a matter of days.a war waged along the land and had killed a-many the pandas the pandas had attacked,and had destroyed everything...he was originally scared-he didn't like dying-but after a while he knew...he had to train for the imposing battle...that was to come...and that was to decide the fate of the world present he already knew karate-trained in it for 4 years-but he also had a pocket knife and most of all...the loyalty of the members of his club!he knew that without them...he would be lost.he had asked ryder356-another member-to rally up the clubs members,he had done his job as theswweet cleans his blade,he notices a group of figures in the distance...they were looking at him,wide-eyed and angry.suddenly,one points a gun at him... its his friend jack panicking he tries to tell him...but he didn't seem to believe-or hear-him! something was going on...he'd notice him!he always did!...heck he was a member of his corporation!...thats when it hit him, his hair upon killing the pandas he had gotten a flame-like glow in his hair...something in the panda blood he suspected,but how would jack know? how would he... he turned around hoping to see his memebers thiking of a plan...they were gone,along with their traveling hoverboards...one of a kind that could flip and turn...one he had designed himself wimps rseah lay sleeping inside a pod as the medic robot worked on his broken body jack would pay as well as his little friends. the tiger came across another panda killer theswweet! It seemed that his gang had ditched him and he was all alone, suddenly the tigers body stiffened as he heard a twig crack it hastily retreated into the bushes and waited..... theswweet stopped cold...not only was jack thinking of killing him...but something was in the bushes!he sheathed his knife and waited... it striked it was an animal that resembled an undead saber-tooth tiger..."rseah..." theswweet whispered,while he was not IN the fight until recently...he studied it,because of which he knew what to do-sorta he pushed himself over its head and landed,stabbing its back with his knife. *ROOOOOOOOAAARRR!!!* the felines roar had a ghastly moan in it...he knew it wasn't dead though. He quickly slid the knife making the wound a gigantic gash...and thats when he heard a gun-shot. *BANG!* Suddenly the killer cat slumped down and stopped moving...it was dead but who did it? He looked back to jack urgently,worried it was a miss,the real target him.and saw jack smiling "So your on our side?who are you?"Hesitantely theswweet awnsered "its me...theswweet!why did you aim at me!"Obviously taken back jack awnsered "but what happened to your hair?!?" Though he didn't really know himself,theswwet answered what his best guess was "the panda blood,it got in my hair,and changed it somehow...thats all i can think of!"Jack setteled down..."ok...you still killed rseah's tiger...heck you would've killed him if i didn't shoot!"a it surprised theswweet awnsered"then why did you shoot?"A one word reply escaped his mouth "insurance." That seemed right..."so am i joining you?" the reply stare answered itself however while jack and theswweet were talking they did not notice that the tiger was slowly regenerating it's parts..... rseah coughed out blood as he laughed weakly at the two panda hunters, those fools they hadn't even notice the tiger regenerating it's body, he had hoped that they would be able to play his game for a little longer. He wasn't even sure if he was going to make it.....he closed his eyes and went into a deep sleep.... the tiger wakes up, only to find a burned CyberSora run toward him and kick him in the face. K.O.. Astro was impressed at Jack's marksmanship, as well as Sweet's kinfing skills. Astro had no time for compliment or introductions though; the ebast tiger was getting back up. "Get back!" he said, pulling out from his coat a golden sawed-off, as he prefered his weapons in gold. It all played out in slow-mo in his mind: he jumped over the bewildered men and landed in front of debilitated beast in a crouched position, unloading two 12-gauge rounds into its face. In it's moment of deadness, Astro pulled out a syringe and plunged it into the back of the beast. The adrenaline slowed down..... the nano-machines he'd just injected would prevent regeneration. Astro took a breath and looked back. "Name's Astro. Welcome to the club." But then, the beast's evil twin brother shot out at Astrosimi. CyberSora took out the P90 out and shot the beast to death. Astro thanked Cyber with a burrito. "Here, have this random burrito I found." Astro admired the P90. "A fine weapon indeed. IF you need a golden one I'd be glad to pull one out right now." Jack twirled the two revolvers around his fingers, then inserted them back in their holdsters. He sat back down, with theswweet hurridly joining 'round the fire. "Oh!" thesweet exclaimed, "It's so great seeing you guys again! I swear, I thought I wa-" Jack reaches over and places his finger on his lips, giving him the signal to quiet down. "Shhh.... don't give away too much information," Jack whispered, "Someone else might be hearing us." "Ohhh," thesweet responded, talking in a raspy manner, "Alright. We'll play quiet." "So," Astro questioned, "How did this all start anywho?" "Yeah," KernelM added, "Why is all of this happening?" A brief pause took hold for a second, then Jack spoke, "Well, if you really want to know..." He paused again. Slurching noises consumed the air, almost as if...! "LOOK!" KernelM exclaimed, pointing at the regenerating tiger monster. The syringe bogged it down very little, but it seemed as though the beast was immune. It was taking shape quickly, faster than even Jack's horse. The outlaw stood up, holding his briefcase. "... You wanted to know what was in this case, right?" Jack questioned. The group nervously nodded. Swiftly, he unclicks the case, throws it off, and unveils his perfectly concealed Gatling, outfitted with a handle and clipped-on box of ammunition. The tiger woke to the sudden movements, now attempting to get back up. It slurched forward, it's legs not fully regenerated. Jack started spinning the barrel, waiting for the indication to fire. The tiger's legs were solidifying, the beast ever closer to pounce! "Wait for it..." Jack muttered, the barrel spinning faster. One leg on the monster was stable, making the tiger hobble onto it's feet! Any second now, the other leg could be ready! "Wait for it..." Jack kept telling himself, the barrel spinning ever faster. The others took notice and started aiming with their guns. The other leg gained form!! The tiger pounced- "NOOWWW!!!" Jack squeezed the trigger, causing the gun to pour out a landslide of bullets. They contacted the tiger with such power, it was almost as if the monster was vanishing before their eyes!! Limbs were disintigrating, bones instantaneously shattering into a million pieces, as the noise of the one-man army echoed throughout the night. The barrel stopped. There was no tiger. No bones, no flesh, no fur- nothing. All that was left was it's pool of blood. Jack cracked open a bullet from his .300, and poured the powder directly onto the blood. He picked a twig from the fire, and tossed it into the pool. It was immediately set ablaze, the contents quickly evaporating into the air. He returned to the fire, with the others looking on in pure astonishment. "Now you know," Jack replied, unscrewing the cap to his canteen and drinking the homebrewed whisky inside. "Nah, I'm good. This Desert Eagle will due." CyberSora then pulls out another Desert Eagle. "Want one?" At this point Astro pulls outs a Golden .50 cal and smiles. rseah woke up realizing his creature had been defeated.However he had a thin smile on his face he was back in the game....then he teleported out armed with an orange Steyr TMP and a black knuckle duster.... "You want something with real firepower?" Jack questioned, making a weird smirk on his face. He reaches inside his pocket, the other leaning in with anticipation... "BANG!" Jack shouts, pointing his finger and sticking his thumb up like a gun. KernelM jumped about 8 ft., and Cyber gags on his burrito. Astro and swweet laughed hysterically. Jack joined in on the laughter. Astro's laughter was cut somewhat short. He saw the same glow Jack saw when the Tiger appeared. As the rest laughed, he held up his Sawed-off and his Deagle akimbo style. "Gentlemen, we have company!" rseah shot a few rounds at the panda killers and teleported out of sight."**** that guy"Jack yelled in rage as he spotted rseah running on the roof...jack took out his gun...aimed and fired....the bang could be heard from a mile away.... rseah dropped dead at the sound of the blast. His body was too far for Jack to observe anything. The event happened so fast that the barrel of his Gat was still scolding hot. Jack took off his coat and layed beside his steed. He draped it over his body, and cradled his head on his hat. The others watched as the outlaw layed down. "Good night," Jack called back, closing his eyes. Astrosimi steadied himself back down, being careful not to make anymore noise. KernelM stowed his gun away, turning the safety on. theswweet, still shocked from his "first" encounter, sat cross-legged, thinking deeply about what just happened. CyberSora placed his Deagle down, and resumed munching on his burrito. "Tomorrow," swweet thought to himself, "will be a better day." Chapter 11 the Fall the gang of people slept around the flickering fire, the only light coming from its depth, -- -- "ASTRO!! HELP ME!!!!" Screamed Cybersora as he was dragged away by a mutated panda.. its large claws poised around his neck, Ready to kill if any bullets were shot, Outlaw hesitated... not wanting to harm his friend, the panda turned and began a sprint across the plains... KernelM bolted upright his eyes flickering an azure fire... His fingers mimicked a gun he aimed at the now retreating panda, A bolt of blue lightning erupted from the boys fingers darting towards the creature... The panda was hit with the force of a train sending it flying across the dusty dunes...Cybersora's broken body was flung upwards ... The group of Panda slayers were knocked back with the recoil from the burst of energy... Theswweet ran towards were Cybersoras body now lay, a pool of blood was flowing from his neck where the pandas huge claws had cut him deep, Cybersora was half dead.. "What the hell was that!" Astro screamed at Kernel losing all form of composure... Default Ghost woke up. He was in some sort of fountain. ARD was gone, along with the pandas. He got out of the fountain, soaked in dirty water and... blood from the fountain water. Why the hell was he here? This wasn't a dream, it definitely wasn't a dream. Then, he realised he couldn't move. Both his legs were broken. Then, out of nowhere, a grenade landed beside him. He was blown to pieces... Ghost lay there, his body split up into several different pieces, and blood surrounding his body. A panda came over to his deceased body, looking sad, the panda was followed by an enermous group of others. There must've been over 3,000 pandas there. That was... impossible. They gathered round their leader's body, mourning. How had he got there? No-one knew. He had promised them a happy life, a life in which they could roam free without people trying to kill them. But now, it appeared like that dream was over... Ir0n had followed Ghost, as he had lost track of everything else that was going on, and then saw him get blown up. That was no fun! D: Oh well, may aswell kill pandas.... Ir0n re-loaded the minigun, and started spraying into the Mass of pandas.... The minigun's ammo hit the pandas... But what was this? It was bouncing off. In synchronization, all of the pandas turned their heads to face Ir0n. But their eyes... their eyes were red... '****'.... Ir0n turned and ran into a forest... The pandas began running at utterly impossible speeds towards Ir0n, who quickly dropped his mini-gun. However, one panda remained behind. The one with the bow-tie. This panda then grabbed his head, and appeared to tear it off... Wait a second. This wasn't a panda... It was- DON VHALT! The Don began to laugh like a madman, he had finally beaten his arch nemesis. --- You see, he had knocked Ghost and ARD unconscious. He simply left ARD to die but dragged Ghost all the way to his hideout. He then sent out Panda emails to all of Ghost's panda buddies, telling them to come to Ghost's funeral. The Don then broke both of his legs, waited for the 'guests' to arrive, and then killed him. Vhalt then invited the pandas in, to witness defeat. Ir0n stood up. The pandas were catching him, so he climbed a tree. It was a big tree, and when he reached the top, he found loads of walkways. He began to run... The more able-bodied pandas climbed up into the trees, and were literally metres from Ir0n. He kept running, not even stopping to take a breather... "HOLY SPAFF!" Ir0n cried out, swallowing his adam's apple. Below his feet was home to a bottomless drop. He had to think of something... fast. Ir0n could think of only one thing to do before he died. He grabbed his ipod, and started listening to 'Flight of Icarus' by Iron Maiden, and finished of his Jack Daniels. The pandas had slowed; they knew they had him. Ir0n reached into his back pocket, and pulled out his final grenade. He pulled the pin, and placed it on the floor of the walkway, before turning, and leaping off... The pandas were no longer angry, which made them vulnerable to explosions etc and they were two busy looking at what appeared to be Ir0n's suicide to spot the frag on the floor. TONS of pandas exploded as the frag went off. This day was simply tragic. --- The remaining pandas ran back to their leader. Don Vhalt had now ran off, and they began mourning once more. The pandas started to cry. But as the tears touched Ghost's body, a miraculous thing occured. Ghost was... reforming. Coming back to life... Ir0n was falling. The drop was bottomless, and he began to relax and accept his death. He was just calming down when hid Ipod ran out of battery. He started to cry. Suddenly, he stopped falling. 'What the...' 'Don't worry, just shut up.' Ir0n looked down, and recognized the person beneath him. 'F-Flash?' 'That's me, LBPC's finest hero' 'I thought you loved pandas??' 'I did, but i've stopped caring, i realized the error of my ways, i'm now neutral, neither for or against your cause... Anyways, i like Iron Maiden....' The hero carried Ir0n up, and placed him on the edge of the drop, on the opposite side from the pandas. 'now be quiet, and if you see Ghost, don't tell him what happened'.... Chez stumbled onto the place where Ir0n was, suffering from amnesia. "What happened? Oh, whatever. I'll just SPILL PANDA BLOOD." Ghost sat up. "W-what the hell is going on?" the pandas all changed expression, and began laughing, sneezing and pooing in excitement. He stood up, dusted himself down, and sighed. "Anyone have a gun?" Every single panda in Vhalt's hideout held up a powerful weapon, he accepted possession of the RPG-7 and a PlayPanda magazine. "Alright, let's go!" "K-EE-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Dawes screamed, flailing the cleaver above his head, bringing it down with a slicing motion that cleft the panda in twain. Dawes looked up from the dead panda, and saw a small sign on the side of the road. "Vhalt's Vault ->" it read. Vhalt! Vhalt was the original panda-killer! Vhalt's vault must be where he had been hiding. Dawes bet his life that some panda-lover was hiding there at that very moment, defiling the old place. And to think, he, Dawes, had almost gone straight past! Dawes was going to vault Vhalt's vault, but now, he was going to find whichever Panda-lover was there and slay him. Hard. Chez, still wondering what to do, followed Dawes. "Hey! I'm following you!" Dawes glanced behind him. Chez, his old buddy, had somehow ended up behind him. How, he didn't know, but he was just glad to see he was alive. "Come on, Chezzyboi, Chezzy-chez, the old Headcheez, cheeseyheadboi, chez-mezz-fezz, chooseywoozychozzywozzy, Chez-fez- DONK!" Dawes' last sound was made because he had walked straight into a big metal door. It was Vhalt's vault! And it was locked. A panda, coming up for air from the dark Vault, stared at Dawes. Dawes biffed him in the face. The panda sneezed, and fell over backwards, dead. Dawes then said, "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" after 5 seconds silence, adopting a clich?d Karate stance. He then straightened up. "Let's go." As CyberSora lay motionless in the heap of battle, an image comes forth to him. "God", says the now weary Cyber. "Yes son, I need you to live and fight this war." "But father, SIR. I can't beat the pandas." "Yes you can." "How!? We can't see them, and the only thing were doing is typing these elaborate fictional stories that don't do ****" "Son, I have a plan, one that can catch everybody by suprise. So first, take this Wunderrwaffle, and beat the **** out of those pandas" "Sir, you cursed." "I know. Listen to this plan carefully" Cyber listens, and nods to God as if saying yes. "Now go son." God places Cyber back into battle. theswweet was freaking out...cyber was almost dead...and they needed to do something soon.if his club-mates were here they could've saved him,but unfortunately no one was trained in medics...sora slowly slipped into the void... but no, he wouldn't let that happen! if there was something he knew,it was NEVER give up on friends!he knew from the little medics he learned,is that you can seal a wound with fire fire!thats it quickly he ran to his hoverboard and tore a piece of his shirt off in the distance he could hear astro screaming at kernel,obviously mad about not getting the panda in time. but he had something to do he grabbed a stick and turned on the rockets,he took the cloth from his shirt and wrapped it around the stick,then set it ablaze! quickly rushing back to the group he first poured alcohol on the wound--to kill the evil-panda bacteria--and then burnt the wound. the team was in a frenzy,and twice jack tried to stop him!he didn't blame them...they were stupid,and didn't know what to do!eventually the wound started to seal,and they understood after a couple of minutes, it was done,not pretty!but done!if he had aloe the wound wouldn't have hurt as much...but they were miles away from any of that...besides no one knew what it looked like!and soon cyber woke up...blabbing about some-nonsense! theswweet then decided to go get his hoverboard and bring it over,but then stopped cold... his wimped up team was back. CyberSora haeds toward Sergeant swweet and shows him his Wunderwaffle from God. "swweet Jesus!" "I know. And HIS plan is amazing as well. You'll see." while staring at the sight of his team he was angry(they run away...then return and hope i didn't notice?!?)"****!!!" they saw the members ran over and tell him what REALLY happened...they had investigated something...and it wasn't good! ir0n was in trouble, he yelled to jack and the others what happened,and they were off to save ir0n. "Go go go!" CyberSora said, as the team went to save the fallen comrades. Cyber took the Wunderwaffle and was covering the team with the weapons electical shots. "Pandas! 3 o'clock, 3 O' CLOCK!" Cyber turned quickly and shot the magnificent weapon, but more were coming. theswweet was wondering why sora was attacking with a waffle...but then he realized something... his hoverboard had an experimental attack mode! quickly he switched it on and plasma balls shot at 10per second!the pandas that weren't hit by the plasma balls were hit by the waffle...and of course,outlaws rifle! *BOOOOMMM!* they suddenly saw ghost holding up a massive weapon...they weren't prepared for him!the clubmembers said that he was dying!what had happened? from his board theswweet threw his pocket knife with such strength,it destroyed ghosts weapon of choice...but he still had something up his sleeve!he threw a grenade and it destroyed one of the boards rockets! however, before the board hit the ground...theswweet jumped of it and landed with a spin-kick to a pandas head,showcasing his years of karate yet again! ghost was taken a-back...he had no idea how strong this newbie was!...however that didn't stop him... Ghost's RPG-7 was broke, but he didn't care, he just laughed. The pandas began huddling together and then there was a flash of light. The pandas had formed together, into a 200ft high Super Panda, which destroyed everything in its path. The Super Panda layed out a hand, which Ghost jumped onto. He was then placed on this beautiful beast's shoulder, and was ready to destroy everything that opposed pandas... After shooting enought pandas with God's weapon, CyberSora went toward theswweet, and offered a second wunderaffe, which appeared out of nowhere. theswweet was shocked to see such a hideous display of evil!he was also scared out of his wits...but then out of the corner of his eye...he saw a bullet of great speed whiz past him!it soar thru the air before knocking ghost off his precious pet...down to the ground below!what was that bullet?a wunderaffe!...they act as boomerangs?he guessed soras WAS enchanted! it returned to soras hand...and suddenly a second one aparated into theswweets' hand! unknowing how to use it...theswweet told sora to use it as a back-up! CyberSora is proud that the bullet from a comrade had killed the beast. "Oorah!" said a panda. Cyber shot the panda before it even got close to the magificent weapon. Ghost appeared to fall to the ground, but was still barely holding onto the Super Panda's shoulder. The great panda laughed as bullets hit him. He could not die. Not that easily. The panda began to charge at the two foes, making it even harder for Ghost to hold on. With a mighty force, the Super Panda knocked the Wunderwaffe right off CyberSora's hand. "You demon!" Cyber reaches to is pocket, and takes out the Bowie Knife. With it's shining steel, and glistening edges, Cyber slashed the Super Pandas ****les right off. Ghost now seemed more angry, as the Super Panda bled uncontrollably. theswweet was shocked!it wasn't ghost that fell to the ground but a lone panda!he started to freak...then WERE was ghost... outlaw and soras' bullets whizzed past striking the giant beast,it replied with a small moan...but nothing else!he saw a frightful slice from sora...it caused a low-roar but then it regenrated! theswweet had an idea though...it was risky but..."hey ryder?i gotta borrow your board...is that ok?" ryder was fine with it,and soon theswweet was on a board...ramming head-on into the beasts legs! The Super Panda began to wobble, but then... it was reforming! More pandas replaced the dead ones, ready to fight. These guys were tough, but the Super Panda was tougher, it then attempted to grab both these foes. theswweet on his board could escape but...cybersora couldn't! he threw his other pocket knife in front of the hand of the beast...stopping it momentarilly and allowed sora to escape! they had to find ir0n and the others that were on their own!they had to all band together for this final enemy! but right now...they were stuck alone! *is still de- no, wait! ARD turned into Zombie ARD! And then he saved some pandas. CyberSora picked up the Wunderwaffe, and with a mighty shot to the air, the weapon created a blinding light to the pandas. Cyber had escaped during the flash of lightning. Cyber thanked theswweet for the risky and heroic move. CyberSora walked slowly toward the swarms of pandas. Cyber looked suspicious. "Sergeant swweet, and everybody else. It's time I revealed God's plan." Cyber shoots at theswweet, but misses on porpuse. "I'm a double agent *******! I pretended to be against pandas, only to infiltrate your base and observe your battle tactics. Now the pandas will know your weaknesses and win! LONG LIVE THE AGE OF THE PANDAS!" Cyber runs toward the pandas, who greet the double agent. theswweet is shocked and screams "they almost KILLED you!!!...are you nuts?!?" he can't believe it..."i SAVED you!!!"...and saddly...he jumps in his hoverboard,and flies away! cyber tries to get him but...ghost stops him and says"another day...another day"as theswweet and the crew of:outlaw_jack,astro,kernelm,and the club members head off... to find back-up. ... a group of mutant pandas leapt out of a nearby rift, pinning Swweet down Kernels eyes danced with blue fire "only two may survive" He said his voice layered with other ethereal voices... He clicked his fingers and Him, Astro and Outlaw-Jack were engulfed in a strange blue lightning and then they were gone Outlaw, Kernel and Astro materialised in a dark room full of medical instruments and cold hard tiles... on a nearby bed rseah lay unconsious... Breathing... while a small droid worked over him healing a small bullet wound... "its time we killed this retch" Astro Spat drawing a golden magnum and aiming it at Rseahs head... "NO!" screamed kernel as a red flash hit Astro knocking him into a nearby wall Rseah leapt and astro snarling. Kernel materialised in front of Astro taking the full force of the blow... they scrabbled like cats in a fight each materialising after one another chasing each other through the magic rift they could open Kernel caught a hand onto rseahs wrist they struggled... Outlaw shot rseah in the back. he collapsed into a cabinet "Astro are you alright?" "im fine Kernel just a bit stiff" astro replied Outlaw helped him to his feet and they set off through the strange facility a smile crept across rseahs dark face. CyberSora was now wielding the Wunderwaffe, showing the magnificent weapon to the pandas, when theswweet came back. "You *******!" Cyber shot and swweet, but missed. swweet shot at a panda, furious at them for taking a comrade. The pandas, started to shoot at swweet, but Cyber stop them. "He's mine, don't kill him." swweet left, retreating in anger. silently theswweet grumbled "i'm gonna find ir0n and kill the wretch that kidnapped my friends!...they'll wish they never entered this war!" he jumped into his hoverboard,still angry,and sped off...to his secret hq. Astro brushed himself off. "Hey, Kernel, anything you need, I'm here for ya. Thanks for taking that blow." Astro holstered his Magnum, pulling out his sawed-off at the same time. The laws of marksmanship were clear; when inside a creepy building, use shotguns. Astro kicked down the first door they came across. A room full of pandas lay before him. Cocking his shotgun, he showed no mercy. Closing the door behind him, he smiled at his friend and looked down the hall. IN the dark, a growling beast approached. It seemed part panda, part elephant, part gorilla, part undead tiger. The 2-ton best lugged itself forward on two misshapen legs, with a mouth-full of sharp teeth under some sort of malfored trunk. It's monochromatic hide was offset by blotches of blood and rotting zombie skin. It growled and charged. Astro got his Magnum out..... rseah was prepared for a situation like this so he was wearing a bullet proof vest that he had created as he kept getting shot. Smiling he activated a detonator..... a small and unnoticeable beep came from underneath the floor.... Then he disappeared...... again,as it always seemed,his club members "investigated" he knew they were just babies now...but the only reason they found ir0n was in trouble was thru running away!in fact they didn't know where ir0n was anymore... after a while of riding alone the other members cacth up...and the intervention begins"you wimps!if the pandas destroy the entire world you die also!so whats more important?YOU or EVERYONE!!!"that got them to understand...and just then we got to the hq the hq was a warehouse full of weapons i made and never showed anyone else except my club...we had: tazers lazers plasma guns flamethrowers prototype attack-boardsenough for everyone) electrified,burning,and plasma swords! and last of all... an array of knifes! after we stocked up...we were off!we were going to have panda blood on our clothes tonight! Chapter 12 A New start A massive bang sounded throughout the whole of LittleBigEarth, all men and women separated from one another... ARD woke up ticked up in bed. He decided it must have all been a dream. Then he noticed the baby panda sitting at the end of his bed. Then he realised he was still a zombie. He groaned and went outside in his dressing gown, carrying the panda. Astro was in his previous attire, a trenchoat and a tribly. He got up, discovering his injuries from before still were. Flinching, he saw the deserted town in the distance. He walked towards it; from the looks of it, the world had suffered a quantum lapse... he needed to prevent the events of before. Once at the town, he walked into the sheriff's office. He was there early and Jack hadn't arrived. In there he opened a cabinet, inside there was a small digital watch. He'd never seen it before but somehow he knew where it was, and it's purpose. Walking to the saloon, he disarmed the bomb, and sighed. "Hoping this works....." The watch clicked and Astro was engulfed in a blinding flash of blue light and energy. When his eyesight recovred he was back in his house, deep under the ground of a pacific island. He'd achieved space-time travel. "Good," he said, sitting down at a desk surrounded by dozens of monitors. "It worked." He brought up a screen displaying several types of tactical missiles that could be launched. On another screen, he opened up a satellite surveillance program. He'd "play god for now. Kernel woke up in a small cave his head hurt and for a split second he saw blue sparks dancing around his fingers only to extinguish themselves.. there was a small pop as his ears re adjusted themselves, the cave had no entrance.. he was trapped, the sun reached its climax in the sky sending a beam of white light down through a sky light hitting kernels face, he looked up and began to climb. Dawes rematerialised in a flash of blue light, his hand still grabbing his crotch in a mocking gesture at the Super Panda that had lay at his feet just moments before. Embarrassed, he took his hand away, and looked round. It was then that he noticed that he was 50,000 feet above the Earth. He began to fall. As Zombie ARD walked down the road cradling the baby panda, he noticed some unidentified object falling through the sky in the distance. He headed towards it. CyberSora awoke from the blast. Cyber notices the pandas scared at the moment. Cyber remembers his double agent moe on theswweet, and the time of killing pandas. "Cyber... what's wrong." "Nothing panda. Nothing" theswweet found himself in his hq...when he had just beeen fighting a panda-monster...what happened?some of his club members were here...but not all of them!whats going on?thats when he realized something...all his equipment was in the storage unit...he didn't have his knifes or his armor... he had traveled back in time... as Kernel reached the top of the cave he scrabbled up the last few metres, his eyes readjusted to the blinding light as he set off towards a small house deserted in the middle of no where, as he flies around on his hoverboard...he finds a group of pandas...after shooting at and killing them...he sees more in the distance...they looked confused... did EVERYONE travel back in time? Kernel Shyly opened the door, sending the dust on the floor into a spiralling cloud, the house looked completely deserted a lone rocking chair stood next to an old battered sofa, he gingerly stood on one of the the dusty steps they seemed to support his weight he bolted up them, he tripped and slammed his chin on one of the wooden planks... he crawled up the last of the stairs into a bedroom, he lay down on one of the dusty beds and closed his eyes, he heard a quiet screaming and bolted upright... then a Boy smashed through the roof smashing the beds frame...

2009-11-07 20:58:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701

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reserved again

2009-11-07 20:59:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701

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Jesus holy what the how the... how long is that?

2009-11-07 21:06:00 Author: moleynator Posts: 2914

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LONG. But this is EXTREME. He has my thanks.

2009-11-07 21:13:00 Author: chezhead Posts: 1063

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and still going XD 13 pages of text lol 10,000+ words

2009-11-07 21:15:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701

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And this story was sparked by one statement a member made like a year ago XD

2009-11-07 21:57:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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I got past the 6th paragraph when I gave up

2009-11-08 02:14:00 Author: Incinerator22 Posts: 3251

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Spoilers please! Seriously, my head ASPLODED when I saw that huge story.

2009-11-08 02:44:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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don't forget to add to it!(my club just joined...its gonna be a blood-soaked frenzy!)

2009-11-08 02:45:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468

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yeah cyber i will organize it more edit: wow i deleted it got a copy though phew :O

2009-11-08 03:56:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701

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thanks for adding my part rseah!

2009-11-08 04:37:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468

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updated any one want to help me record some stuff as im usually sleeping when you guys are all on

2009-11-08 19:44:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701

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0_o This should be published!

2009-11-08 21:01:00 Author: Leather-Monkey Posts: 2266

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you messed up the flying around part...that was me.

2009-11-08 21:07:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468

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you should change chapter 13 to Chapter 13 a new begining.

2009-11-08 21:22:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078

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yeah except i really can't be bothered to copy all that right now so im asking anyone want to help me pllzzzzzzzzzz

2009-11-09 08:22:00 Author: rseah Posts: 2701

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