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The funny thing is that I don't enter contests. That's why I didn't enter any of the beta challenges except for the one where media molecule picked their "favorites" (plural) I guess that's another random fact about me, I WILL NOT compete in things. But anyway, the mega man thing was a lot like that one beta contest. Nintendo Power picked their favorite ones and printed them.

I get a lot of guff for it (I saw one website that said mine was the worst of the lot) ... I get random emails on facebook and myspace, too, asking me if "i'm the balloon man girl" .... yeah. One cool thing, though, I guess Balloon Man appears in the Angry Nintendo Nerd video about nintendo power. I thought he was going to make fun of me, too, so I was reluctant to watch it, but he was just making fun of nintendo power. It wasn't nearly as bad as the guy who blatantly said mine was the worst thing ever on his blog. I actually almost replied to him to say simply "Hi, I'm Sara Wischnewski. Thanks for your kind words"... thinking back, I kinda wish I did. Hm. Wonder if I can find that blog? 		2010-02-05 13:18:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569

Sometimes, when I blow my nose, I begin to cry.2010-02-05 13:51:00

Author:
Voodeedoo
Posts: 724

sometimes if I am really concentrating on something or just lost in thought I actually forget that I need to breathe. This is quite a rare occurence, usually once or twice a month. Yeah I know breathing is a subconcious thing but I seriously stop breathing when really concentrating and then for the next minute or so after I have realised I am not breathing I have to take deep ones until my breathing is back to normal2010-02-05 14:26:00

Author:
cthulhu82
Posts: 211

sometimes if I am really concentrating on something or just lost in thought I actually forget that I need to breathe. This is quite a rare occurence, usually once or twice a month. Yeah I know breathing is a subconcious thing but I seriously stop breathing when really concentrating and then for the next minute or so after I have realised I am not breathing I have to take deep ones until my breathing is back to normal

I do something similar, but in the middle of the night, stop breathing intermittently. :o		2010-02-05 16:58:00

Author:
Boomy
Posts: 3701

Wow everyones a freak!



Wow that's kinda worrying...

To be fair, after the first ones it does say:

"In order to show you the most relevant results, we have omitted some entries very similar to the 9 already displayed.
If you like, you can repeat the search with the omitted results included."

I haven't checked what the 'ommited' ones are.

EDIT: They don't have anymore results, it just shows the same 9 images :/		2010-02-05 21:22:00

Author:
kirbyman62
Posts: 1893

You were in Nintendo Power AND appeared in Angry Video Game Nerd?? My God, it's like you're some part of Nintendo history. Put it on your resume!

That would be great if you contacted the blogger about Balloon Man. Nobody who posts crap like that is going to actually going to expect to be contacted by the creator. It can't be a real person right? It was so many years ago, and it's such an obscure thing. surely, not a real person.

I just watched the AVGN episode too, very entertaining: here's a link for anyone interested (http://www.super-mario-brothers.com/?p=717).		2010-02-05 21:36:00

Author:
Teebonesy
Posts: 1937

i have three arms...2010-02-09 07:55:00

Author:
trip090
Posts: 1562

You were in Nintendo Power AND appeared in Angry Video Game Nerd?? My God, it's like you're some part of Nintendo history. Put it on your resume!

That would be great if you contacted the blogger about Balloon Man. Nobody who posts crap like that is going to actually going to expect to be contacted by the creator. It can't be a real person right? It was so many years ago, and it's such an obscure thing. surely, not a real person.

I just watched the AVGN episode too, very entertaining: here's a link for anyone interested (http://www.super-mario-brothers.com/?p=717).

true, that. anyone who doesnt know of the avgn should def get into him.

another weird thing about me is that pan vo chons dhymm, i can kalgh bramma.		2010-02-09 13:56:00

Author:
Voodeedoo
Posts: 724

I grew up in a place that is officially recognised as the remotest spot on the planet, the South Pacific island nation of Kiribati.2010-02-09 16:05:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130

I hate you all.2010-02-09 16:58:00

Author:
Unknown User

i have three arms...

Lucky you, you can play ps3 and eat cookies at the same time.		2010-02-09 18:23:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

I'm Emetophobic(Fear of vomit)2010-02-09 19:44:00

Author:
PurpleAddiction
Posts: 119

I'm Emetophobic(Fear of vomit)

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc256/DJLeroypapichulo69/vomit.jpg

Happy birthday.		2010-02-09 20:08:00

Author:
Unknown User

HAHA.......Thanks, but pictures don't work!2010-02-09 20:12:00

Author:
PurpleAddiction
Posts: 119

Awwww

Well i had to try 		2010-02-09 21:06:00

Author:
Unknown User

I hate you all.

SHOCKER

lol		2010-02-09 21:19:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251

I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've been up linked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!
I'm new wave, but I'm old school and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive and from time to time I'm radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I'm on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I'm in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!

I've got a personal trainer, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can't shut me up. You can't dumb me down because I'm tireless and I'm wireless, I'm an alpha male on beta-blockers.

I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I'm a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pre-maturely post-traumatic and I've got a love-child that sends me hate mail.

But, I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing -- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I'm gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the 'F' word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I'm toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically-formulated medical miracle. I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I've got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I'm hangin in, there ain't no doubt and I'm hangin tough, over and out!"

RIP George Carlin		2010-02-09 21:47:00

Author:
Unknown User

A weird fact about me... Well you'd have to see it but i can bend my legs in weird ways, and im 13 and afraid of clowns, they just creep me out...:eek:
by the way im new at this so please dont judge me.		2010-02-09 21:48:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978

We can't exactly judge you after reading what all these other freaks have said. Everyone now hates me 2010-02-09 21:51:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

I already said i hated you, no worries Doopz.2010-02-09 23:14:00

Author:
Unknown User

A weird fact about me... Well you'd have to see it but i can bend my legs in weird ways, and im 13 and afraid of clowns, they just creep me out...:eek:
by the way im new at this so please dont judge me.

Clowns also creep me out.

I also have a fear of ladders in the back of moving trucks. One time I was following such a truck, and literally within seconds after I merged over into the next lane, the ladder goes flying out the back. If I'd been a few seconds later, it would have been through my windshield.

Another weird fact - I have seen every episode of South Park and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. If you give me a quote, I can probably name the episode (at least the older ones that I've seen over and over). What makes this especially weird is that I like these shows, but I'm a chick! I have yet to meet another girl who will watch and enjoy these shows like I do.		2010-02-10 01:50:00

Author:
pennydog
Posts: 74

Last year I got shoved in a garbage can by my teacher...
He got really mad at me for not taking my seat...		2010-02-10 02:11:00

Author:
Shockwave4
Posts: 200

Last year I got shoved in a garbage can by my teacher...
He got really mad at me for not taking my seat...

That sir, made my day.
That was quite funny! Running around the school and such.. (Not going to say some things regarding it XD)		2010-02-10 02:49:00

Author:
chezhead
Posts: 1063

One time I had my front tooth knock out. It was haning out of my mouth by just viens, skin, my gums or whatever you call it. The dentist put it back in and made makeshift braces out of some special glue and a bent paperclip. He was a really nice guy as it was his day off and he was in the middle of moving house with his wfe and new born child.

Also a lot of people don't seem to notice but the colour of my eyes change every day, even during the day, from colours like blue, grey, ocasionally green and sometimes they have a bit of yellow. Also my pupils are always bigger than normal and I don't mean just slightly, once I tell someone they are always a little bit freaked out when they look at them.		2010-02-10 09:45:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

One time I was following such a truck, and literally within seconds after I merged over into the next lane, the ladder goes flying out the back. If I'd been a few seconds later, it would have been through my windshield.



The exact same thing has happened to me before! Except by the sound of it, you were in the front of the car, I wasn't.		2010-02-10 17:09:00

Author:
kirbyman62
Posts: 1893

My glasses have been wonky since...like June or July. I was playing football, and, yeah.2010-02-10 17:14:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

I grew up in a place that is officially recognised as the remotest spot on the planet, the South Pacific island nation of Kiribati.

http://kiribatipictures.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/ap_kiribati_070426_ms.jpg

http://gallery.nen.gov.uk/gallery_images/0805/0000/0000/shropshire_from_lyth_hill_mid.jpg

I know what I would choose... 		2010-02-10 17:24:00

Author:
Syroc
Posts: 3193

I don't like any fizzy drinks and i'm 13.2010-02-10 17:25:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

I don't like any fizzy drinks and i'm 13.

I've always hated Coke, and I'm starting to gain a dislike for lemonade (the clear kind, I love the yellow one, it actually tastes of lemons), and any other '-ades' (Cherryade etc.) taste horrible.

And I'm 13.		2010-02-10 17:31:00

Author:
kirbyman62
Posts: 1893

I will almost never deny a dare. I mean ridiculous things like getting naked or killing someone I'll deny, but I'll do mostly anything ridiculous or embarrassing just for kicks. My goal in life is to have a good time and this is how I do it.2010-02-11 04:25:00

Author:
thekevinexpress
Posts: 256

My glasses have been wonky since...like June or July. I was playing football, and, yeah.

American Football or Football/Soccer?		2010-02-11 13:25:00

Author:
chezhead
Posts: 1063

Football.......2010-02-11 16:50:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

He's English. To us, American football doesn't exist until you give it an original name...2010-02-11 17:04:00

Author:
Unknown User

Football makes more sense over there then here... Stupid Americans

... Anyway... I constantly come up with RPG story ideas. I've got like 6 or 7 really good ones that'll never be released XD ;_______________________;. *sigh* Like that time traveling one where it turns out the main villain is you from the future who is only trying to destroy time space because he is suppposed to since he lived this before and so you and your older self are stuck in a temporal paradox and... yeah.

I suppose a better fact is that I'm a story guy. I can't possibly make all my stories come true, so yeah.

Also, the only music I listen to is Video Game music, and at the moment some Lost music. Music doesn't mean anything to me unless I can attribute it to some story.		2010-02-11 17:08:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

My name isn't really Kernel... 2010-02-11 17:13:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

My name isn't really Yarbone!!!! :o2010-02-11 18:33:00

Author:
Yarbone
Posts: 3036

RAWR hittheground beat me to it.

Anyways, my body stops regulating its gravity when asleep. Waking up only to crash down on a hog stand is one of the worst ways to start off.

EDIT: i'm just terrible at sleeping. I close my eyes for a moment and wake up minutes later, drenched and naked in an alley wearing only a cat.		2010-02-11 19:07:00

Author:
Voodeedoo
Posts: 724

... Anyway... I constantly come up with RPG story ideas. I've got like 6 or 7 really good ones that'll never be released XD ;_______________________;. *sigh* .

Back in 2005 or 2006 (can't remember exactly when) I started making an rpg with my friends. And when I say "started making" i really mean "had a 100 page script, and pretty much all of it done" when all of them backed out. Hurray!

Anyway, one of my dreams is to finish it and release it at some point, but I can never find the time to devote to it.		2010-02-11 19:46:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569

What era Sara? Tech, Medieval, Fantasy?2010-02-11 19:50:00

Author:
Morgana25
Posts: 5983

My twin brother is one hour older than me. *******...2010-02-11 20:41:00

Author:
BasketSnake
Posts: 2391

My twin brother is one hour older than me. *******...

I bet that was a relaxing hour for your mother...		2010-02-11 22:23:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

Back in 2005 or 2006 (can't remember exactly when) I started making an rpg with my friends. And when I say "started making" i really mean "had a 100 page script, and pretty much all of it done" when all of them backed out. Hurray!

Anyway, one of my dreams is to finish it and release it at some point, but I can never find the time to devote to it.

Hah... When I was about 12, my friend and I decided to start on an RPG. We talked about learning programming and going the whole 9 and creating our own Final Fantasy III (aka VI) esque game, our ultimate RPG. We sat down and plotted out the characters and story. Eventually we decided that before we work on the game, we would cowrite a novel. Then he dropped the bomb.
"So, when this is published, I think we should split the profits 70-30."

He was serious. Yep. You can imagine what happened next.

Our friendship endured the storm, but the RPG/novel surely didn't.		2010-02-11 23:06:00

Author:
Teebonesy
Posts: 1937

He didn't go into artist represnetation/management/law did he Teebonesey? lol2010-02-11 23:59:00

Author:
Morgana25
Posts: 5983

In my short 25 years I've been concussed numerous times, broken 13 bones and severed a finger... Good times.2010-02-12 00:50:00

Author:
Unknown User

i have a companion cube fetish....2010-02-12 00:52:00

Author:
Mopthefloo
Posts: 139

In my short 25 years I've been concussed numerous times, broken 13 bones and severed a finger... Good times.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW_ocZLaRdI

RoseScythe and the nine fingers? D: And the concussion of doom?

...

Random Fact: The story that changed my life the most is an anime style JRPG with abd voice acting. It's just mind boggling and kinda weird how Tales of the Abyss actually shaped my opinion on life and what it means... <_>		2010-02-12 01:01:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

He didn't go into artist represnetation/management/law did he Teebonesey? lol

No kidding. I have to wonder, myself. I'm sure there's a job in lawyering somewhere for him.

I went on to conceive of my own fantasy novel, of which I wrote most during the following few years. It was mostly inspired by final fantasy vi, but looking back over it, I never liked my own as much as I liked the game's story, so I lost my drive to see it through to completion. If I couldn't make my own ultimate story, why bother? It's funny how difficult that really is - to create and conceive of your own "ultimate" anything. LBP certainly reminds most of us of that lesson.		2010-02-12 01:22:00

Author:
Teebonesy
Posts: 1937

I bet that was a relaxing hour for your mother...


Yeah, I bet childbirths really relaxing.




2010-02-12 03:41:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

RoseScythe and the nine fingers? D: And the concussion of doom?

Indeed RockSauron, indeed. Funnily enough it was my left ring finger... Door hinges are my enemies.

I've broken my collarbone, my left wrist twice, all the fingers on my right hand, three on my left, fractured both ankles and shattered my left heel... aaaah to be young. *reminisces* meeeemmoooriiieeeeessss.		2010-02-12 03:57:00

Author:
Unknown User

I'm listening to Journey - Don't Stop Believing.2010-02-12 04:16:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

I'm listening to Journey - Don't Stop Believing.

I knew that :kz:		2010-02-12 07:21:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

What era Sara? Tech, Medieval, Fantasy?

It was a The Sword That Cuts Things rpg. The animations that I do start at "The Sword That Cuts Things 2", but you never really see much of the first game. So, we started to make it. In typical Sara fashion, I went all out and everyone else on the project wasn't as gung-ho as I was. So, it fell to pieces. Which makes me sad cause I had SOOOO much done on it. I think the remnants of it and even a demo might be at www.kappacino.com in the "other stuff" section, Morgana, if you're interested.		2010-02-12 13:06:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569

He didn't go into artist represnetation/management/law did he Teebonesey? lol

I'm betting marketing or management. 		2010-02-12 15:54:00

Author:
jwwphotos
Posts: 11383

I'm an identical twin! We both have AB Negative blood, and we both have this weird thing with our left feet. When we bend our big toe the middle one moves just like it...almost as if they're attached. It's really funny, especially when we show people our trick at the same time. 2010-02-13 18:41:00

Author:
TheCountessZ
Posts: 537

:star:I have never broken a bone... I left that up to others, who did an admirable job for such freelance work... My jaw still clicks.

:star:My first car was a 1965 Valiant. Yep, it was as bad as it sounds--It was a year older than me! Oh that wasn't the problem, the problem was it was my pay for doing three straight weekends of yardwork... did I fail to mention it was being used as a garden shed at the time?

:star:Wheels are wheels, and the taste of freedom was palpable. As I recall she had a slant 6 in her and got me into several pairs of female jeans. She did over 100 miles an hour three times. The third being the last, as I blew her engine sky high on the Jersey Parkway in the blackest of cold nites with my all-time high school sweetheart by my side. So we cuddled, and heavy petted, and about the time my sheathed maleness felt as if it were one--albeit small, blister... (Hey atleast I wasn't the one who looked like she peed her pants! ) I decided it was up to me to run for a phone.

I ran 5 miles on the parkway that nite. When I thought I couldn't go on any further my naive love spurred me forward. That's when a midnite blue car showed and started shooting at me. ( I sometimes still see its grill smiling at me in the moonlight.) The exit ramp was uphill. It circled and circled trying to run me down. Beer bottles flew. Jumping medians, squealing screech a hubcap whizzed downhill along the curbed embankment. (which I later retrieved as a medal of honour) I ran and hid. Woods first, then, what in the middle of winter looked like a ghost town. All the time being stalked. It was the absolutely weirdest thing. minutes were very long things. Apparently I had lost them. I was scared. I thought of the girl all alone, sitting, waiting, trapped in the car. What if? I ran back faster than what had previously brought me to this mess... my lungs having mutinied about half-the-way there... but she wasn't alone. State troopers were there along with her newly arriving father. Giving me Hell about leaving his daughter alone... Ahhh these things so long ago, bring a smile to your face now.

:star:I once lived in a lime green Pinto for about 5 and a half weeks in Port Newark with my doberman pinscher, 'Bonnie'. She was a beautiful animal and soul. She died not long after with me by her side in the sleeping bag we shared on our adventure. There, on my parents living room rug, in the unnatural glow of a kerosene heater, she sighed... and was just so gone. it's like that up close by-the-way. It was her Capt. Kirk "Oh my!"		2010-02-16 10:09:00

Author:
Gravel
Posts: 1308

got me into several pairs of female jeans
Gravel the snake 		2010-02-16 10:11:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

My glasses are no longer wonky. Hoorah.2010-02-16 10:49:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

I was once afraid of silk because I thought Satin material=Satan material. 2010-02-16 15:14:00

Author:
IheartLBP9999
Posts: 40

I'm Will, founder of the PoD CREW, I'm 15, thick black hair, play supreme in my football team, live in Toronto, and love LittleBigPlanet.

A wierd fact? Hmm, I eat rye bread with nothing but hot sauce on it when I wanna snack. GOOD STUFF MATE! 		2010-02-16 16:28:00

Author:
PoD CREW
Posts: 268

:star:I once lived in a lime green Pinto for about 5 and a half weeks in Port Newark with my doberman pinscher, 'Bonnie'. She was a beautiful animal and soul. She died not long after with me by her side in the sleeping bag we shared on our adventure. There, on my parents living room rug, in the unnatural glow of a kerosene heater, she sighed... and was just so gone. it's like that up close by-the-way. It was her Capt. Kirk "Oh my!"

Not so random fact. That just made me cry.		2010-02-16 17:28:00

Author:
Morgana25
Posts: 5983

I don't really like Belgian Waffles all that much.2010-02-17 10:13:00

Author:
Zwollie
Posts: 2173

I don't really like Belgian Waffles all that much.

Have you tried replacing fruit and/or syrup and/or banana-custard (or whatever you crazy french-dutch-german-englishmen put on a belgian waffle) with delicious belgian beer?

Just pour it all over the waffle until it's all soggy, and turn it into a mash. And then juice the mash and add yeast and hops. Brew it into a waffle beer, and then pour that beer all over another belgian waffle until it's soaked, and repeat the process.

After 7 generations of this, the waffle mash begins to glow with an eerie golden light, and Jesus actually will show up and tell you to stop. I know, right?? And if you refuse, he turns it all into oatmeal. I can only assume that it means we're onto something amazing. It's possible that doing this could open a gateway into another dimension, Jesus's house for example.

But yeah, otherwise, Belgian waffles make for kind of a heavy brunch.		2010-02-17 10:56:00

Author:
Teebonesy
Posts: 1937

Have you tried replacing fruit and/or syrup and/or banana-custard (or whatever you crazy french-dutch-german-englishmen put on a belgian waffle) with delicious belgian beer?

Just pour it all over the waffle until it's all soggy, and turn it into a mash. And then juice the mash and add yeast and hops. Brew it into a waffle beer, and then pour that beer all over another belgian waffle until it's soaked, and repeat the process.

After 7 generations of this, the waffle mash begins to glow with an eerie golden light, and Jesus actually will show up and tell you to stop. I know, right?? And if you refuse, he turns it all into oatmeal. I can only assume that it means we're onto something amazing. It's possible that doing this could open a gateway into another dimension, Jesus's house for example.

But yeah, otherwise, Belgian waffles make for kind of a heavy brunch.

Do you think it would also work with lamingtons and XXXX Gold beer?		2010-02-17 11:01:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Wow, I stumbled onto this thread and no posts for a year! I'll give a few facts, all of these are true:

I can't eat spaghetti without a spoon (and a fork, too).

I grow my own tomatoes and herbs, and I cook awesome spaghetti sauce.

Occasionally, I read people's minds; accidentally.

My cat is able to teleport. I'm pretty sure he's alien sent to spy on me, and he's probably responsible to the mind reading.		2011-02-06 19:25:00

Author:
Pookachoo
Posts: 838

Random facts eh? Tried to chug down 2 liters of coke because of my cousins. Stopped at one liter to puke out of my nose. Terrifying experience.2011-02-06 20:17:00

Author:
FEAR
Posts: 337

Physically, I'm right-handed. Mentally, I'm left-handed.
My right hand is stronger than my left, but I use my left hand more than my right.

Sometimes, I have dreams of the future, though I don't know that till it happens in front of me. Like I dream't I was playing Dead Space 2 online months ago, and I forgot about the dream, till the things I did in my dream, I did in reality. Even after I realized I had dreamed of the future, I still did whatever next thing I dream't of doing. Pretty wierd and kind of creeps me out. (These events happened several days ago)

I dislike eating eggs, any kind at all. But I can't resist eating a tortilla with eggs.		2011-02-07 07:31:00

Author:
Black265
Posts: 208

I just passed gas2011-02-07 21:56:00

Author:
ceejayem13
Posts: 181

I have the same mark on my arm as my friend Kelly has on her back, We must be the chosen ones .2011-02-07 22:04:00

Author:
SketchNZ
Posts: 1668

*ahem* I once failed to throw a water bottle into a trash can from a distance twice and once 5 inches away....here is what happened. It was a normal day, I had finished drinking my water bottle and I got the "extremely" mature idea of trying to throw the water bottle into the trash can from a distance (Like basketball). I tried once...failed....tried a second time....failed....by then I was extremely irritated (exaggeration.....more like angry actually...anyway) I picked up the water bottle and threw it at the trash can and the bottle suddenly decided to hate me...it bounced off the rim of the trash can hit the tree branch above the trash can that belonged to the tree next to it. Bounced off of THAT and landed right in front of my feet. I felt completely defeated so I just picked up the bottle...hovered it over the trash can for a moment and let it drop....I walked back to my friends with a little piece of my dignity now gone......*sigh* and yes I know I'm a horrible story teller 2011-02-08 03:44:00

Author:
Amigps
Posts: 564

One weird fact is i had escaped 3 encounters with death...

oh yh and i love bagel bites :3 http://foodbeast.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/bagel-bites.jpg
these little guys!		2011-02-08 23:17:00

Author:
Lgjoka2002
Posts: 538

Revolvers (with their cylinders and cartridge chambers) fascinate me more than bolt-action guns (with their cocking mechanisms).

In Call of Duty: Black Ops and Modern Warfare 2, I like the handguns more than the other primary weapons, even if handguns are weaker in comparison. (But I still use the primary weapons)		2011-02-09 02:48:00

Author:
Black265
Posts: 208

I've been to Japan.
(Perhaps not that weird or random, but everyone I tell seems to be blown away.)

One of my best friends irl I met on the internet, on a gaming forum. Don't judge me.		2011-02-13 14:42:00

Author:
Unknown User

The weirdest thing that happened to me took place on my golden birthday. So I was in a restaurant, sitting and minding my own business, when all of a sudden, I noticed a guy (probably in his 50's) staring at me (and not one of those "Hi!" stares. more like a stare that you use to intimidate people). I minded no attention to him at all. My parents and my little brother said that they all had to use the restrooms, which sounded normal. That is when the uhh... "strangeness" happens (I know that's not a real word). The guy who was staring at me wanted to use the restrooms too, so he got up and walked straight toward the restrooms (I was sitting on the table that was closest to the restrooms ). Anyways, when the guy was right near me, he was about to sneeze. I wouldn't mind if someone sneezed next to me, but then that guy's friend call out his name. He turned around and right when he was facing me, he sneezed. :eek: To top things off, I think some slimy stuff either from his nose or his mouth (or both) landed in my hair. He didn't even say sorry! (and I was so nicely dressed!) I felt like taking a hot cup of tea and pouring it on his face or something.

Sorry about making you read.

Now it's your turn to share. XD		2011-09-16 01:19:00

Author:
FEAR
Posts: 337

a boy asked me out.

/thread		2011-09-16 22:48:00

Author:
Jonaolst
Posts: 935

falling in swimming pool and being trapped by plastic cover
capsizing in canoe and thus:
nearly drowning in rapids (surprising how hard the water pushes down)
nearly shooting off foot with shotgun
burning hand on pitchfork that had been left in bonfire for hours prior
slipping off cliff edge
i work in a hospital and it's ****ed up being in the same room when someone dies, fortunately i'm not in clinical areas now
Looking back on it messing with canisters of petrol and modifying fireworks when I was a teenager was pretty stupid.		2011-09-17 13:56:00

Author:
Ayneh
Posts: 2454

I guess for me it was being hit by a drunk hit & run driver when I was 7 years old.
Broke my right arm, my right leg, fractured my skull and bit half of my tongue off.
The doctors were worried that I'd have problems speaking for the rest of my life, but rather strangely, my tongue grew back - which surprised them no end.		2011-09-17 14:12:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970

Well.... I Was Going on Holiday In America And As Soon As I got off the Plane Some Guy Came Up to Me And Said
"Dude Say, Fancy a Cup Of Tea?"

Confused I Said ..."Fancy A Cuppa"

He Said "Sweet!" Before Running Off.

How did he Know I Was British.....I didnt Have Anything that Sugessted it?		2011-09-17 14:21:00

Author:
butter-kicker
Posts: 1061

Well.... I Was Going on Holiday In America And As Soon As I got off the Plane Some Guy Came Up to Me And Said
"Dude Say, Fancy a Cup Of Tea?"

Confused I Said ..."Fancy A Cuppa"

He Said "Sweet!" Before Running Off.

How did he Know I Was British.....I didnt Have Anything that Sugessted it?

Um, I dunno... maybe the guy worked for the airport and knew where the plane had departed from? Or he could have seen the words "BRITISH AIRWAYS" plastered in 5 metre high letters on the side of the plane? Maybe, just maybe, you were talking in an English accent? This is a really hard riddle, I really don't know, hmmmm... 		2011-09-17 18:14:00

Author:
abyssalassassin
Posts: 717

The sister of this girl hugged me. while the girl was standing there.

I about drowned under the covers of my pool.		2011-09-17 19:25:00

Author:
Cactii
Posts: 426

-Sawblades think its fun to launch themselves towards me
-Getting electrocuted by christmas lightz
-Laughing out loud at that LOL WUT pic while in the middle of class
-Falling, then hit the same spot on my knee multiple times, which hurts like alot
-And alot other things, which I can't remember, but maybe that's best.
-I forget everything		2011-09-17 20:34:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

I fell 3 meters from the ground and landed with my hands first.. Broke both my wrists so my hands were pointing upwards. Really creepy O.o2011-09-18 20:17:00

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VenemoX
Posts: 197

I guess for me it was being hit by a drunk hit & run driver when I was 7 years old.
Broke my right arm, my right leg, fractured my skull and bit half of my tongue off.


I heard these intros were based off of the medical procedure you went through after the accident:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_-SQ5vqsDQ&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIqJaT3cvf8&feature=related		2011-09-18 22:58:00

Author:
SnipySev
Posts: 2452

Finding out about Justin Bieber's "Somebody to Love". We need an Ezio for the job :kz:2011-09-19 17:46:00

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moonwire
Posts: 1627

The doctors were worried that I'd have problems speaking for the rest of my life, but rather strangely, my tongue grew back - which surprised them no end.

OMG Hacks! O_O		2011-09-19 21:31:00

Author:
Tellous
Posts: 45

OMG Hacks! O_O
No, stem cells!		2011-09-19 21:42:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

No, stem cells!

No, the regenerative power of haggis!		2011-09-19 23:04:00

Author:
SnipySev
Posts: 2452

DON'T READ IF EASILY DISTURBED

one time, i was making cereal and I accidentally put the milk in before the cereal.		2011-09-20 03:52:00

Author:
nunsmasher
Posts: 247

DON'T READ IF EASILY DISTURBED

one time, i was making cereal and I accidentally put the milk in before the cereal.
What are you talking about??? That's what you're SUPPOSED to do.
Anyway, when I was 4-6 years old my swimming teacher said that if I grabbed the edge of the pool one more time he would grab me and throw me into the deep end of the pool. Guess what I did? :| Guess what he did? :| (If you still don't know, I grabbed the edge of the pool and he picked me up, carried me over to the deep end and made everyone watch as I struggled to make it to the edge of the pool again) I still hate him......		2011-09-20 06:57:00

Author:
Amigps
Posts: 564

No, the regenerative power of haggis!

I think Haggis has stem cells in it.		2011-09-20 08:09:00

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Mr_Fusion
Posts: 1799

DON'T READ IF EASILY DISTURBED

one time, i was making cereal and I accidentally put the milk in before the cereal.

That's not right. You put the cereal in THEN the milk. :kz:

One time I was getting some cereal, and just the other day, we had gotten Tea in the same type jug, same size and shape as the Milk... So.. I was sidetracted because I was talking on the phone, and I grabbed the Tea jug instead and poured Tea in my Cereal... *Ahem!* <.< >.>
2011-09-20 08:15:00

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Unknown User

I think Haggis has stem cells in it.

You got it all wrong, guys!
It's obviously the nano-machines


Back on topic:
I got hit by wooden scythe under my eye during stage show practice. Some weird goo came out even doctors didn't know what the heck that was.
So I got stitched and became Monkey D. Luffy. 		2011-09-20 13:02:00

Author:
Coconuts
Posts: 384

One day I feel asleep in my backyard (don't ask why), and I woke up with literally 100s of spiders and crickets and grasshoppers all over me! They were literally everywhere on my body(including my "man" parts.)

Took a half hour to dust them all off. I don't know why they all ganged up on like that. I guess it had something to do with the insecticide my dad put on the grass.

Who knows?! That's why it's so *********d up.		2011-09-20 13:10:00

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comishguy67
Posts: 849

One day I feel asleep in my backyard (don't ask why), and I woke up with literally 100s of spiders and crickets and grasshoppers all over me! They were literally everywhere on my body(including my "man" parts.)
Oh hell no		2011-09-20 13:21:00

Author:
Ayneh
Posts: 2454

One day I feel asleep in my backyard (don't ask why), and I woke up with literally 100s of spiders and crickets and grasshoppers all over me! They were literally everywhere on my body(including my "man" parts.)

Took a half hour to dust them all off. I don't know why they all ganged up on like that. I guess it had something to do with the insecticide my dad put on the grass.

Who knows?! That's why it's so *********d up.


What? They wanted hugz! Insects need love too. So they're all chillin' out on top of you, saying "Hey, this dude is pretty rad." and "yeah, he'll be our new bff" with their antennas, having a bug rave on your abdomen, and the most intrepid are exploring uncharted skin... And you just shake them off! What the hell man		2011-09-20 13:30:00

Author:
SnipySev
Posts: 2452

One day I feel asleep in my backyard (don't ask why), and I woke up with literally 100s of spiders and crickets and grasshoppers all over me! They were literally everywhere on my body(including my "man" parts.)

Took a half hour to dust them all off. I don't know why they all ganged up on like that. I guess it had something to do with the insecticide my dad put on the grass.

Who knows?! That's why it's so *********d up.

That's really, really terrible! I hate spiders and creepy crawlies - and would hate it even more if I awoke to find them everywhere. Probably would have screamed like a 5 year old too. This story wins!

I suppose the thing I find even more amazing is that fact that you managed to fall asleep in an English backgarden - would've thought the rain would've woken you! I am, of course, assuming you mean Maryland in London, and the GMT means England 		2011-09-21 00:21:00

Author:
standby250
Posts: 1113

I once squashed a spider and heaps of tiny baby spiders came running out.2011-09-21 22:19:00

Author:
Mr_Fusion
Posts: 1799

-Surgery which led to me not being able to walk independently.
-Technically dieng twice		2011-09-21 22:22:00

Author:
Boomy
Posts: 3701

I once squashed a spider and heaps of tiny baby spiders came running out.

She was pregnant But oh well, her offspring would eat her after their birth anyway.		2011-09-22 03:08:00

Author:
SnipySev
Posts: 2452

There's a jogging loop in my neighborhood around a drainage basin, and one path dips down into it and comes back up. It's pretty steep...

So anyway, I was riding my skateboard down it once when a dog barked at me. I've been nervous around dogs since Max, my beagle, died, and it didn't help when at the bottom, I pretty much lost a fingernail after rolling thrice, as well as getting bloody knees and elbows. My big brother, then 13, saw what happened, called our mom, and fireman's-carried me and my skateboard back up. Now, I'm practically terrified of dogs.

Not sure if that's exactly f-ed up, but it was the closest thing to it.		2011-09-22 04:37:00

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49er Nation
Posts: 429

One day I feel asleep in my backyard (don't ask why), and I woke up with literally 100s of spiders and crickets and grasshoppers all over me! They were literally everywhere on my body(including my "man" parts.)

Took a half hour to dust them all off. I don't know why they all ganged up on like that. I guess it had something to do with the insecticide my dad put on the grass.

Who knows?! That's why it's so *********d up.

AWWWWWW..... That would've been so cute if that happened to me. *3* I love creepy crawlies, especially spiders. They have those little eyes and it tickles when you let them onto your hand (daddy longlegs XD)

A lot of my friends think tham I'm weird because I like creepy crawlies.		2011-09-23 01:20:00

Author:
FEAR
Posts: 337

when i was eating breakfast, the toaster pop the bread, dam that mess up my morning2011-09-23 01:25:00

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wait wtf
Posts: 853

AWWWWWW..... That would've been so cute if that happened to me. *3* I love creepy crawlies, especially spiders. They have those little eyes and it tickles when you let them onto your hand (daddy longlegs XD)

A lot of my friends think tham I'm weird because I like creepy crawlies.

0_0 .......
I guess everyone is different. 		2011-09-23 03:56:00

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Unknown User

my first time playing black ops and my first time seeing a black ops hacker lol2011-09-23 04:06:00

Author:
Unknown User

my first time playing black ops and my first time seeing a black ops hacker lol

Lol, yeah it's scary at first with all the chaos.
Oh, and the hacker part is just... It gets to you when you see that all your classes names have been changed to disturbing censored words... 		2011-09-23 04:15:00

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Unknown User

Guess what? I'm back with another ********d event to tell you guys. -__-" Anyways, I was playing LBP2 just looking for some levels to play. I got bored and decided to create some random stuff to destroy so I could have fun. Then one of those messages saying that someone wants to join me appeared (probably from dive in). Since I was bored and lonely, (:blush I decided to let him join. At first, he seemed like a normal user wanting to create something and have fun. After some time, I felt really awkward because of the guy I let in. O_O The guy I met that seemed "normal" was actually g*y. He was asking me to be his boyfriend and saying stuff like that. I thought he thought that I was a girl or something, so I said to him that I'm a dude. He didn't stop. The worst part was when he got out a sackbout dressed like him that started humping me and saying "AWWWW YEAHHH." I was so distured. After that "mishap," I kicked him, added him to block list, and tried to erase that horrid memory.

LittleBigPlanet. A game rated E for everybody that scarred me for a long time (but not for life). :eek:

I had something like that happen in the beta... (O_O)		2011-09-23 04:19:00

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StaticLinuxpro
Posts: 482

Only site friendly thing i can think of is when i was in primary school, year 4 i think, we used to sit with our legs crossed in assembly for like 45 minutes, so when the assembly had finished i tried to get up but my leg and foot had gone totally numb, i fell right over and immediatly tried to get up again but just could not control my leg, it kept sliding out from under me,i must of looked like a fish on land, the entire assembly which was every kid in the school laughed at me, being incredibly shy too didn't help.2011-09-24 12:58:00

Author:
gigglecrab
Posts: 232

Only site friendly thing i can think of is when i was in primary school, year 4 i think, we used to sit with our legs crossed in assembly for like 45 minutes, so when the assembly had finished i tried to get up but my leg and foot had gone totally numb, i fell right over and immediatly tried to get up again but just could not control my leg, it kept sliding out from under me,i must of looked like a fish on land, the entire assembly which was every kid in the school laughed at me, being incredibly shy too didn't help.

That happened to me in PE when we were playing tag after a long period of sitting cross-legged, because I had to run so quickly afterwards I pretty much ****** up my leg. o.O		2011-09-25 23:18:00

Author:
abyssalassassin
Posts: 717

When I was in New Zeland, I was in thew sea just Ridin' some waves with my flotation device. My dad said "Now hold onto that or you wont go over the waves, you will go under them" He then walked away to the beach, I thought, Surely he is lying I can go over this wave without the flotation device.

http://www.memesters.com/images/items/challengeAccepted_Big.png

The wave came along, and picked me up. Then threw me down onto the shallow end of the sea. Sand in my eyes and submerged in water, I struggled out of the sea, shortly followed by my little flotation device. Never again did I let go of that floaty thing.		2011-09-26 18:48:00

Author:
craigmond
Posts: 2426

The most messed up thing that's happened to me was having my front tooth knocked out of it's gum, just hanging by a bit of flesh and having to try and sleep with it in that condition, until it could be put back into place. Now it's fine except for being a bit dead on the inside.2011-09-27 11:46:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

I got fired while on vacation.2011-09-27 13:52:00

Author:
calyst_aayla
Posts: 217

Id have to say almost being pushed off of a cliff as some kind of a sick joke, that kind of thing goes over the line when you reach the "Life or Death" point. They had a good laugh but i almost soiled myself...2011-09-27 16:50:00

Author:
Charlemagne
Posts: 513

a fail for me? I once went to running-jump-kick a door open, like a boss.

Turns out it was a pull door.		2011-09-27 18:48:00

Author:
Matimoo
Posts: 1027

...the most ****** up thing to happen to me. Hmm, I haven't really had anything. I guess the time my shorts got stuck on my ladder (I have a bunk bed) and I was spending 5 minutes preventing a super wedgie while trying to do some ninja moves to get off. Then it happened again the next day o_e2011-09-27 18:51:00

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Testudini
Posts: 3262

I have also lost a portion of a body part and grown it back. When I was six months old and learning to walk, I was holding onto the frame of an open door and the wind blew the door shut. It pinched off the end of my left pinky finger including the fingernail and tip of my finger bone. My parents rushed me to the hospital and the doctor said nothing could be done and I wouldn't have a fingernail there. Well, I did grow back the fingernail - it still grows about twice as fast as my other nails, but my left pinky finger is a good quarter inch shorter than the right.
Not the worst thing that's ever happened to me, but the most ********* up because it was my first bodily scar and I was just a baby.		2011-09-27 19:14:00

Author:
Pookachoo
Posts: 838

a fail for me? I once went to running-jump-kick a door open, like a boss.

Turns out it was a pull door.

Done that loads of times! Not jump kick, but that situation when you're walking towards a door, and you push it - you don't stop to open it, because you assume by the time your legs catch up, your arms would have finished. Anyway, the door turns out to be the opposite kind of door to the action you are performing*, and you slam into it. Mcdonalds doors seem to be prime offenders...

*I kind like the idea of opening a door to be considered a performance!
**Ooooh! Never used anecdotes before!		2011-09-27 23:51:00

Author:
standby250
Posts: 1113

I fell on a batting rack in a dugout.... got the wind knocked out of me... its so scary when you're trying to talk but nothings happening.....2011-09-28 01:55:00

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DominationMags
Posts: 1840

I may have had something worse that happened to me but this is a pretty messed up thing that happened to me. I was little and I was riding my bike around which didn't have the covers on the handles so the handles were two sharp pipes sticking out. So anyways, I drove off of this small porch and my hands slipped off of the bike while I was in mid-air and the handles turned so I landed with all of my body weight onto the handlebar. It hurt.2011-09-28 02:19:00

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alaskadawn
Posts: 101

Sitting in my Algebra class, just minding my own buisness when a man in a banana costume comes running in, followed by a guy in a gorilla suit, followed by a guy in a zookeeper costume, FOLLOWED by a bunch of camera people. 2011-09-29 02:23:00

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Unknown User

getting into a quad wreck because some other dude cut me off and nearly killing me, becasue he was racing someone else and cut me off by a cliff sending me down a 100 foot drop or more.2011-09-29 04:45:00

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Unknown User

im currently acting in an upcoming movie2011-09-30 02:23:00

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Unknown User

riding down the stairs with my littl bike when i was 3 4 ish and fell down and did not get hurt Surprised I didnt become a stunt devil lol2011-09-30 10:31:00

Author:
Mike0_o
Posts: 51

****, I love these threads but hate that I can never add anything to them. I woke up and got a horrible foot cramp, meaning I ran around my room for 10 mins or so at 4:00am, if that counts 2011-09-30 22:11:00

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kirbyman62
Posts: 1893

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Igotacrampinmywristwhenpouringaglassofmilkiwassosc ared!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!		2011-10-01 02:07:00

Author:
tomodon246
Posts: 624

-I like tuna sandviches.
-Once I dreamed I could fly (and it was awesome).		2011-10-01 19:56:00

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ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

I often fall off things.2011-10-04 23:09:00

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Kern
Posts: 5078

I often fall off things.
I'm inviting you to visit the Empire State Building! 		2011-10-05 01:09:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Hello again! I have a question for you guys. What was the most awkward/random thing that has ever happened to you?

I'd better start.
I was in 3rd grade. Everything was silent, we were taking a test. I look over and I saw a kid cheating off of me. I "politely" push his face away. He then faces the person next to him, and proceeds to barf on their shoes.

Now it's your turn!		2011-10-13 01:08:00

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Unknown User

Merged threads! 2011-10-13 01:11:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193

Yay! The Great Merger! Woohoo!

Well... I was in the DMV last week and this lady went up to get her picture taken... She was like 'Wait. I have to get my picture taken? But I didn't do my hair... Why didn't you tell me when I made the appointment? Ugh... Hold on...' Then she walks away from the counter to the bathroom to go put lipstick and stuff on. Well, I just finished my written test (for the second time since I was lazy and let my first permit expire... ) and went to the window to turn it in.

She comes back, pushes me out of the way, says 'I'm ready' and then makes the clerk take her picture. o.O While asking if she could see her picture, she leans over the counter and turns the computer screen towards her. Isn't that illegal or something? Then she says she doesn't like the picture and asks for a retake. So I have to just sit there and wait for 5 minutes of straight picture re-takes. Finally the boss man came over and said 'That was your last picture. You need to go now.'

So that was my entertaining trip to the California DMV.		2011-10-13 03:40:00

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Speedynutty68
Posts: 1614

She probably was drunk or something.2011-10-16 06:03:00

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Xtrahuman
Posts: 431

I went to go get a refill for my drink, and I saw some weirdo standing next to the dispenser with three straws between his fingers whispering "I AM Wolverine".
I walked away.		2011-10-16 17:42:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195

I like pickles.......2011-10-16 18:03:00

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Unknown User

I Like Trains...
Just kidding, but on a less serious note:
I was at lunch with my friends, and we were hanging around at the door, waiting for lunch to end.
We were all bored, and my friend starts asking everyone for "Piggy-Backs"
everyone gives him one.
He then goes up to my friend and asks, my friend says "Sure, but you have to jump on"
He then attempts to do so, but misses and slams into the door.
brightened my day up no end ^^		2011-10-16 18:07:00

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Valeview
Posts: 1581

In middle school my friend ran towards a bench and tried to jump over it. However, his foot hooked under the bench and so his jump arc over the bench changed into an arc ending at the surface of the ground. Conclusion: He face planted the ground.
We all started laughing.

[EDIT](For post bellow): WHAT?!?!? How do you even???? I don't even know.....		2011-10-16 19:55:00

Author:
Amigps
Posts: 564

Fact: I sharpen my big toenail on my left foot for protection.
2011-10-16 20:04:00

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Tmjtk
Posts: 258

So my grandpa made me drive 6 hours up to his cabin in the mountains today so that we could prep it for winter. After being there for an hour, it's time to go. So we start the 6 hour drive back. On the way back, since it's now dark out, I notice a store backed up to the freeway and its neon lettering says: FU N U (Eff You And You). I have no idea what it was SUPPOSED to say... But yea... That's probably the funniest thing that happened to me today.


Oh! And on our way up we saw this little car pulling a big truck out of mud. Oh the irony...		2011-10-17 05:56:00

Author:
Speedynutty68
Posts: 1614

I have a deadly pen. 2011-10-21 21:16:00

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nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

My mom wants to turn off the internet because I'm careful who to open the front door to. :/2011-10-21 21:20:00

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gdn001
Posts: 5891

My mom wants to turn off the internet because I'm careful who to open the front door to. :/

How does internet have anything to do with being careful who you open the front door to...? ._.		2011-10-21 23:46:00

Author:
Speedynutty68
Posts: 1614

I want to purchase a white windowless van and hand paint "Free Candy" on the side.2011-10-21 23:49:00

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Maxi
Posts: 1176

How does internet have anything to do with being careful who you open the front door to...? ._.
There was this shampoo delivery that was due to arrive when I was alone at home. Thing is, my mom told me about it a week ago, and it had arrived yesterday. I had a busy week, so I obviously forgot about it, and I had bad experiences aswering the door bell in the past (hobos, street vendors, thank God no muggers or kidnappers). So when I heard it, I left it alone because I didn't know who it was and didn't want to go there and find one of those people. The guy returned 30 minutes later, so I assumed it was for real, opened the door and got the delivery. Then my mom comes back home p*ssed of for no reason and blaming the internet just because I didn't open the door on the first time. (the guy only rang the door bell once on the first time) 		2011-10-22 09:57:00

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gdn001
Posts: 5891

Poor GDN, funny story tho. 2011-10-22 16:33:00

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nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

I fell into a hole once.

2011-10-22 17:17:00

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Oddmania
Posts: 1305

I kicked a cat's butt and it scratched my leg. 2011-10-22 17:36:00

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Unknown User

Whenever I cut my nails, I would purposely make the ends really pointy for defense. I would usually scratch myself a few times, but it's worth it. =D2011-10-22 17:53:00

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FEAR
Posts: 337

So I was refereeing a youth Halloween soccer tournament today... And yea... Halloween means costumes. And apparently funny quotes!

So I was on the line watching for off-sides, when I hear a guy behind me yell "Get hard!". And another parent from the same team says the exact same thing that I was just thinking, "But they're girls..." Then I turned around and saw that the guy that made the original statement was a 40 year old, Latino guy in a penguin suit... ._.;

He also continued to yell "Run smart!" throughout the rest of the game.		2011-10-31 02:19:00

Author:
Speedynutty68
Posts: 1614

Being the destructive youngster I was (and kinda always will be), I was once chased by a whole posse of wasps after I mindlessly kicked in a 'rotting' tree stump that turned out to be a hive. I got stung a bunch of times but it wasn't too bad. One somehow managed to fly up my trousers but I crushed it before anything really bad ended up happening....

Since then, me and wasps have been able to get on pretty well.

I've also been arrested a bunch of times for painting graffiti and I have a cat called Morris.		2011-11-02 11:43:00

Author:
bossveg
Posts: 47

Being the destructive youngster I was (and kinda always will be), I was once chased by a whole posse of wasps after I mindlessly kicked in a 'rotting' tree stump that turned out to be a hive. I got stung a bunch of times but it wasn't too bad. One somehow managed to fly up my trousers but I crushed it before anything really bad ended up happening....

Since then, me and wasps have been able to get on pretty well.

I've also been arrested a bunch of times for painting graffiti and I have a cat called Morris.

Haha! This made my day! Morris! 		2011-11-02 11:57:00

Author:
Oddmania
Posts: 1305

Haha! This made my day! Morris!

Cool! Although, you should never laugh about it to his face, he's a very angry cat and could flip out at any second. We used to have house parties and he would flock to the girls and dribble all over them.... it was weird.

Our other feline tenant is called Bobcat (or sometimes Julian) who becomes hypnotised by breakdancing videos. When he lies down on smooth floor, he enjoys being thrown into a backspin. He can't do too many though because his fur knots together and he gets little dreadlocks.		2011-11-02 13:18:00

Author:
bossveg
Posts: 47

I have ADOS.

It means Attention Deficient... Ooooh! Shiny!		2011-11-07 16:10:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276

BUMP!
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/11/17/bcd4a70b-1e38-41b2-82bf-01f6dbb778e8.png		2011-11-17 19:42:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

I have ADOS.

It means Attention Deficient... Ooooh! Shiny!


BUMP!
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/11/17/bcd4a70b-1e38-41b2-82bf-01f6dbb778e8.png

This. All I can say.		2011-11-24 06:35:00

Author:
49er Nation
Posts: 429


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