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http://omegle.com/

Interesting site. Basically puts you in a room with a random stranger.
Post any interesting conversations you have 		2009-10-14 23:55:00

Author:
Unknown User

Doesn't look safe, I am not about to click on that link. Neither should anybody else.2009-10-14 23:57:00

Author:
UncreativeUserName
Posts: 107

I use it all the time when I'm bored. I've met some very interesting people who like the same music as me and have the same interests and views. One person brought up LittleBigPlanet before I even mentioned it! 2009-10-15 00:02:00

Author:
BSprague
Posts: 2325

Doesn't look safe, I am not about to click on that link. Neither should anybody else.

You have confirmation from me that's it safe.		2009-10-15 00:09:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

alright, ignore what i said people


You have confirmation from me that's it safe.		2009-10-15 00:14:00

Author:
UncreativeUserName
Posts: 107

I think this is advertising tell me if I'm wrong.
Oh, and back on topic, I don't like these type of things.		2009-10-15 00:22:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576

I agree, this guy just made his account, and the first thing he does is promotes a website...2009-10-15 00:25:00

Author:
UncreativeUserName
Posts: 107

It does seem a bit suspicious but it doesn't matter what I think, it matters what the Mods think.2009-10-15 00:26:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576

It does seem a bit suspicious but it doesn't matter what I think, it matters what the Mods think.

Either way, it is technically advertising.		2009-10-15 00:34:00

Author:
UncreativeUserName
Posts: 107

What? I've been a member here for awhile. I don't post often, but I thought I'd share an interesting little website with you guys to kill some time with.

Jeez 		2009-10-15 00:36:00

Author:
Unknown User

It's ok but you did advertise, I'm not trying to get banned or something just telling you. Advertising isn't a rare rule so we expect you abide them. Sorry I didn't mean to make you feel bad.2009-10-15 00:39:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576

Either way, it is technically advertising.

Actually, no, it wouldn't be, as this is not bringing any revenue to anyone, or trying to take anyone away from this site. It is merely showing a cool website, so no, it's not advertising at all.

And yes, it is safe- you just randomly talk with random strangers- sure, you COULD tell them everything about you... but that's stupid and you can do it here too.

That said, I only ever use that to be weird and creep people out ^-^		2009-10-15 00:41:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Actually, no, it wouldn't be, as this is not bringing any revenue to anyone, or trying to take anyone away from this site. It is merely showing a cool website, so no, it's not advertising at all.

And yes, it is safe- you just randomly talk with random strangers- sure, you COULD tell them everything about you... but that's stupid and you can do it here too.

That said, I only ever use that to be weird and creep people out ^-^

I decided to Google it and prove my point:
Definitions of advertising on the Web:

ad: a public promotion of some product or service
the business of drawing public attention to goods and services		2009-10-15 00:45:00

Author:
UncreativeUserName
Posts: 107

K, didn't know we couldn't link to other sites.

My bad.		2009-10-15 00:49:00

Author:
Unknown User

Sorry Rock if it's not when I was warned about advertising when I made a thread when I started here. I just mentioned a cool site and got a warning by a mod so to this site it is advertising.2009-10-15 00:50:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576

I decided to Google it and prove my point:
Definitions of advertising on the Web:

ad: a public promotion of some product or service
the business of drawing public attention to goods and services

Maybe so, but here at LBPC, we don't define ads as such. We don't ban or punish people for stuff like this. If Omegle charged people and he was just trying to get points or whatever, or omegle was a hacking website, or he was trying to "steal" members to his own forum or whatever, THEN we'd have a problem. As it stands now, he found a cool website and wanted to share it. I can think of many other such instances- he isn't obtaining any actual award anyway.

So yeah, please drop the subject, no one is getting infracted or whatever. Now let's stop derailing this thread, k?

Anyway... Back on topic...

I kinda don't have people skills, especially with strangers... so I tend to just pop in and act weird. Kinda fun to creep people out 		2009-10-15 00:51:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

I use this site often. Only downside is /b/tards and ... ya know ... weirdos (http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/Pedo%20bear.png).2009-10-15 00:55:00

Author:
TheMarvelousHat
Posts: 542

Either way, it is technically advertising.
Actually, no, this isn't advertising, at least not by our standards. If Omegle had been created by Frozen50 and it was obvious he posted with the intent of gaining traffic, then we would probably strip the link and deal with him. In this case, he's simply sharing a site that he thinks is cool (and, honestly, I think it's pretty interesting as well). That's perfectly alright.

To those of you who decided to tell him off yourself: don't do that again. It's obvious now that some of you don't understand the advertising rule, and you're just spreading misinformation by telling him what he's doing is against the rules. From now on, just report the thread and let a staff member deal with it. That's what we're here for.		2009-10-15 00:56:00

Author:
ConfusedCartman
Posts: 3729

Well then why did I get a warning for advertising when apparently I didn't advertise?2009-10-15 00:58:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576

Well then why did I get a warning for advertising when apparently I didn't advertise?
It depends on the specific situation. Send me a PM with a link to the thread and I'll let you know why we decided that way.		2009-10-15 01:01:00

Author:
ConfusedCartman
Posts: 3729

Actually, no, this isn't advertising, at least not by our standards. If Omegle had been created by Frozen50 and it was obvious he posted with the intent of gaining traffic, then we would probably strip the link and deal with him. In this case, he's simply sharing a site that he thinks is cool (and, honestly, I think it's pretty interesting as well). That's perfectly alright.

To those of you who decided to tell him off yourself: don't do that again. It's obvious now that some of you don't understand the advertising rule, and you're just spreading misinformation by telling him what he's doing is against the rules. From now on, just report the thread and let a staff member deal with it. That's what we're here for.

oh sorry, i wasn't trying to police this website...i was just doing what i thought was right...sorry		2009-10-15 01:11:00

Author:
UncreativeUserName
Posts: 107

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny girl?

You: no

You have disconnected.

Funny stuff.		2009-10-15 01:35:00

Author:
Arkei
Posts: 1432

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Were no strangers to love
You: You know the rules and so do i
You: A full commitments what Im thinking of
You: You wouldnt get this from any other guy
Stranger: never gonna give you up
Stranger: never gonna let you down
Stranger: **** you, **** you
Stranger: this is soooo laaaame
You: Never gonna let you down
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Awesome, no?		2009-10-15 02:10:00

Author:
chezhead
Posts: 1063

I've heard of this site, and seen some funny conversations posted, but never actually tried it before, so I gave it a shot. 2 out of 2 conversations: not appropriate for public consumption! Hopefully I'll find a winner eventually.

EDIT: Finally! I had a conversation that's G-rated!!

-----

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

----		2009-10-15 02:24:00

Author:
Teebonesy
Posts: 1937

I've heard of this site, and seen some funny conversations posted, but never actually tried it before, so I gave it a shot. 2 out of 2 conversations: not appropriate for public consumption! Hopefully I'll find a winner eventually.

EDIT: Finally! I had a conversation that's G-rated!!

-----

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

----

ROFL denied!		2009-10-15 02:26:00

Author:
UncreativeUserName
Posts: 107

I talked to someone, pretended to be a girl, and then promptly got asked where I lived.
Then I said "NO U" and disconnected. 		2009-10-15 02:35:00

Author:
chezhead
Posts: 1063

I talked to someone, pretended to be a girl, and then promptly got asked where I lived.
Then I said "NO U" and disconnected.

lol this is exactly why i said the website is no good. If your not talking to a creeper, then your just talking to another kid messing around. So it's good fun, but be careful.		2009-10-15 02:42:00

Author:
UncreativeUserName
Posts: 107

It's good fun, but be careful.

I don't think I'll be giving out many addresses soon.
I may give out my Credit Card Number... the strangers say its safe. They just want to give me money. 		2009-10-15 02:49:00

Author:
chezhead
Posts: 1063

I don't think I'll be giving out many addresses soon.
I may give out my Credit Card Number... the strangers say its safe. They just want to give me money.

haha, yeah your credit card number's not important lol		2009-10-15 02:51:00

Author:
UncreativeUserName
Posts: 107

Oh god someone just sent me a naked picture.2009-10-15 02:55:00

Author:
Arkei
Posts: 1432

Oh god someone just sent me a naked picture.

OMG see i knew it... Someone is going to be very tech savvy and also be a creeper. they''ll find where u live then they'll come to ur house, and then it gets R rated lol		2009-10-15 03:02:00

Author:
UncreativeUserName
Posts: 107

Say what you will, but a few months back I took for a spin to see if I could have a have a truly significant conversation with someone relating to a meaningful topic. What did you know - I spent 20 minutes having a deep philosophical conversation.

Turns out he was a middle aged homosexual man, who had been raised christian and had been slowly shifting towards an atheistic mindset. You see, we talked about religion. This was extended to a long discussion on the responsibility of parents on the education of religion with regard to their children. At what point do you allow the child to choose his or her own way? Do you force your own beliefs on them? Is it possible to give them truly an unbiased upbringing? See, no flaming, no immaturity, etc. In fact, we both raised interesting points on both sides of the religion argument, and even talked about the difficulties he faces because of his lifestyle. In the end, I had a truly meaningful conversation, and then we parted ways forever.

That is the beauty of Omegle. You have to sift through the crap, but you just might find something worthwhile. I haven't used it since, I probably won't.

2009-10-15 03:03:00

Author:
comphermc
Posts: 5338

Say what you will, but a few months back I took for a spin to see if I could have a have a truly significant conversation with someone relating to a meaningful topic. What did you know - I spent 20 minutes having a deep philosophical conversation.

Turns out he was a middle aged homosexual man, who had been raised christian and had been slowly shifting towards an atheistic mindset. You see, we talked about religion. No flaming, no immaturity, etc. In fact, we both raised interesting points on both sides of the religion argument, and even talked about the difficulties he faces because of his lifestyle. In the end, I had a truly meaningful conversation, and then we parted ways forever.

That is the beauty of Omegle. You have to sift through the crap, but you just might find something worthwhile. I haven't used it since, I probably won't.



What happened to you is great but that is probably EXTREMELY rare		2009-10-15 03:06:00

Author:
UncreativeUserName
Posts: 107

What happened to you is great but that is probably EXTREMELY rare

Probably. But you probably weren't taking it seriously either, were you?		2009-10-15 03:07:00

Author:
comphermc
Posts: 5338

Probably. But you probably weren't taking it seriously either, were you?

I know I don't. I could if I felt like it...
I can stop when I want to. I KNOW I CAN...
Addictions are hard to get rid of. For me its an addiction to screwing with people. 		2009-10-15 03:09:00

Author:
chezhead
Posts: 1063

I know I don't. I could if I felt like it...
I can stop when I want to. I KNOW I CAN...
Addictions are hard to get rid of. For me its an addiction to screwing with people.

lol, dude u are hilarious!

@Comphermc: what were you referring to when you said, i probably wasn't taking it serious.		2009-10-15 03:16:00

Author:
UncreativeUserName
Posts: 107

lol what a random site i was talking to this person for a few seconds after i said hi he/she disconnected XD2009-10-15 03:17:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

@Comphermc: what were you referring to when you said, i probably wasn't taking it serious.

I don't remember exactly since it's been a while, but you just have to get someone talking and then try to talk seriously with them. What did you day to them? Anything serious?

That's what I meant. I wasn't putting you down, I promise.		2009-10-15 03:37:00

Author:
comphermc
Posts: 5338

Well, I took this for a few more spins and haven't managed to get a "clean" conversation yet (except for the one I posted). So, for now, I'll post this recent one with certain naughty and unpleasant bits replaced with more wholesome words, which will be visible with italics, asterisks and all-caps.

--------
You: hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: whooooa...
Stranger: lawl
You: I don't know what to do now, there aren't any more instructions.
Stranger: we could *PANCAKES* in each others *AUTOMOBILES*?
You: You should be poet laureate.
Stranger: I do have a way with words
You: especially "*PANCAKES*", that's a word you showed off earlier.
Stranger: and now i shall have my way with your *FRENCH FRIES*
Stranger: *CORN FLAKES*
Stranger: *CORN FLAKES*
Stranger: *CORN FLAKES*
You: oooow
You: take it easy, tiger
Stranger: you can't speak. I'm *LEGO BLOCKS* over your *BLANKEY*.
Stranger: oh i didn't mention that did i
Stranger: yeah, kinda *CLEANED* you
Stranger: lawl
Stranger: sry
Stranger: *PUPPIES*
Stranger: *KITTIES*
Stranger: *BUNNIES*
You: ..........
Stranger: I *ATE TOMATO SOUP*
Stranger: ....
You: Hi!
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: Sorry, my grandfather was using my pc. This is me now
Stranger: what was he saying
Stranger: ?
You: he's a bird-watcher, he was talking about finches and stuff.
Stranger: rly?
You: no...
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: :'(
Stranger: *CORN FLAKES*
Stranger:
You: HEEEEY!!!
You: *CANDY*!!!
Stranger: Sorry, it runs in the family
You: You knew what he was typing the whole time.
Stranger: but it's not my *FINCHES* doing the *BIRD WATCHING*
Stranger: GRANDPA!!
Stranger: you old kook!
You: OH GRANDPA!!
You: WILL you ever learn??
Stranger: cue recorded laughter
You: *dun dun dun dun dun DUN!*
Stranger: DA!
You: "Oh Grandpa" is filmed before a live studio audience"
Stranger: In a county prison
Stranger: Congegal rights??? Why we thought they were a couple
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: Dun dun dun dun DUN! DA!
You: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHH A
You: OH **** I'VE BEEN SHOT
You have disconnected.
----		2009-10-15 04:05:00

Author:
Teebonesy
Posts: 1937

That was you!? Man, I feel bad now



2009-10-15 04:09:00

Author:
comphermc
Posts: 5338

That was you!? Man, I feel bad now





I THOUGHT those unspeakable obscenities had kind of a "familiar" feeling...		2009-10-15 04:10:00

Author:
Teebonesy
Posts: 1937

Oh, you know me... quite the potty mouth...2009-10-15 04:11:00

Author:
comphermc
Posts: 5338

Well, I took this for a few more spins and haven't managed to get a "clean" conversation yet (except for the one I posted). So, for now, I'll post this recent one with certain naughty and unpleasant bits replaced with more wholesome words, which will be visible with italics, asterisks and all-caps.

--------
You: hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: whooooa...
Stranger: lawl
You: I don't know what to do now, there aren't any more instructions.
Stranger: we could *PANCAKES* in each others *AUTOMOBILES*?
You: You should be poet laureate.
Stranger: I do have a way with words
You: especially "*PANCAKES*", that's a word you showed off earlier.
Stranger: and now i shall have my way with your *FRENCH FRIES*
Stranger: *CORN FLAKES*
Stranger: *CORN FLAKES*
Stranger: *CORN FLAKES*
You: oooow
You: take it easy, tiger
Stranger: you can't speak. I'm *LEGO BLOCKS* over your *BLANKEY*.
Stranger: oh i didn't mention that did i
Stranger: yeah, kinda *CLEANED* you
Stranger: lawl
Stranger: sry
Stranger: *PUPPIES*
Stranger: *KITTIES*
Stranger: *BUNNIES*
You: ..........
Stranger: I *ATE TOMATO SOUP*
Stranger: ....
You: Hi!
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: Sorry, my grandfather was using my pc. This is me now
Stranger: what was he saying
Stranger: ?
You: he's a bird-watcher, he was talking about finches and stuff.
Stranger: rly?
You: no...
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: :'(
Stranger: *CORN FLAKES*
Stranger:
You: HEEEEY!!!
You: *CANDY*!!!
Stranger: Sorry, it runs in the family
You: You knew what he was typing the whole time.
Stranger: but it's not my *FINCHES* doing the *BIRD WATCHING*
Stranger: GRANDPA!!
Stranger: you old kook!
You: OH GRANDPA!!
You: WILL you ever learn??
Stranger: cue recorded laughter
You: *dun dun dun dun dun DUN!*
Stranger: DA!
You: "Oh Grandpa" is filmed before a live studio audience"
Stranger: In a county prison
Stranger: Congegal rights??? Why we thought they were a couple
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: Dun dun dun dun DUN! DA!
You: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHH A
You: OH **** I'VE BEEN SHOT
You have disconnected.
----

LMFAO OMG ROFL THAT IS HILARIOUS 		2009-10-15 05:12:00

Author:
UncreativeUserName
Posts: 107

i second that

comphermc i knew it was you up to your old tricks again ehh?		2009-10-15 05:18:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701

interesting concept, too much digging for a decent conversation for my taste 2009-10-15 05:34:00

Author:
Burnvictim42
Posts: 3322

Is it not just easier to go to a rave? There always seem to be really chatty, friendly people who love meeting strangers at raves... I can never quite work out why.

You will probably get a more meaningful conversation there as well

Anyway, I only clicked on this thread because I thought it might be related to the song / poem "Talk to Strangers" by Saul Williams. Meh.		2009-10-15 11:09:00

Author:
rtm223
Posts: 6497

Is it not just easier to go to a rave? There always seem to be really chatty, friendly people who love meeting strangers at raves... I can never quite work out why.

You will probably get a more meaningful conversation there as well

Anyway, I only clicked on this thread because I thought it might be related to the song / poem "Talk to Strangers" by Saul Williams. Meh.
Some people here aren't old enough to go to raves. Also, I'm not a big fan of ecstasy, so I'm out. 		2009-10-15 11:38:00

Author:
BSprague
Posts: 2325

Is it not just easier to go to a rave? There always seem to be really chatty, friendly people who love meeting strangers at raves... I can never quite work out why.

You will probably get a more meaningful conversation there as well

I know why. 		2009-10-15 12:01:00

Author:
Syroc
Posts: 3193

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

God...dayamn.		2009-10-15 20:19:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280

God...dayamn.

When I read this I had a go myself and was ready to rub it in your face how awesome a conversation I had.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I give up...		2009-10-15 20:25:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

I just had a conversation with a Korean about the weather. Wow.2009-10-15 20:29:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi i like pie
You: do u like pie
You: if so what kind of pie
You: i like every pie
You: why wont you talk to me
You: your a meanie
You: sad face
You:
You: U SUCK
Stranger:
Stranger: asl ?
You: *** LONER MY ***
You: by by looser

Lol fail.		2009-10-15 20:34:00

Author:
Adam9001
Posts: 744

That's all you'll ever get on here:
You: Hi
Stranger: asl

That is the start of over half the conversations....		2009-10-15 20:37:00

Author:
Unknown User

Here's a good one (Same Korean as before.):

Stranger: I'm very glad to meet you
You: The same
Stranger: See You next when we're very lucky gays
You: I guess that's goodbye then?
Stranger: Yes I'm very sleeeeeeeeeepy
You: Farewell then
Stranger: It's 4 A.M in here Bye~
You: Hehe, the perfect time to do homework, methinks. Bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.		2009-10-15 20:40:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280

Oh god someone just sent me a naked picture.

IF it was a girl, don't complain 		2009-10-15 20:45:00

Author:
Unknown User

Stranger: wat u wearin?
You: Um...dungarees. And a top hat...uh...and skis...
Stranger: can u take off alllll ur clothes??
Stranger: im nude right now
You: Well, it's above room temperature...so...I'll take off my top hat...but...uh...the skis and dungarees stay on
Stranger: wats ur fave position?
You: 1st place...uh...I'm competitive, yeah...

Just a snippet with no swear words.		2009-10-15 20:45:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO
You: ARE YOU DAWES?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It's gotta work sometime 		2009-10-15 20:51:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

lol success:

Stranger: hey
You: Hullo
You: You had any interesting conversations?
You: Just the old boring ones?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: yep
Stranger: u
You: Lost my faith in omegle recently, all boring
You: The cool conversations are all nonexistant
Stranger: yh
Stranger: m/f
You: Game after game is played on me by people who just want to cyber
You: Oh god, you're the same! Why doesn't anyone READ what I say, especially each of the first words of all my sentences!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.		2009-10-15 20:54:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ARE YOU DAWES???
Stranger: voc? ? a mam?e?
Stranger: yes
You: oh crap...
You: what?
Stranger: i'm speaking in portuguese
You: you're dawes??
Stranger: i asked if you are my mom
Stranger: YES
Stranger: i've already told you
You: so you know who i am?
Stranger: of course, you are emily, that strange girl, that kissed me last night
You have disconnected.

Hmm........

And another one...


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OMG EDWARD IS SO HAWT!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: english?
Stranger: ??
Stranger: m/f
You: No sir. I do believe I speak not a single word of english.
Stranger: i will tell u english
You: What are you saying, that english it totally eluding me.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That whole quote was posted by a stranger, who then went offline...		2009-10-15 21:02:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ARD?
Stranger: VARK?
You have disconnected.

I'm getting closer...		2009-10-15 21:06:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ARD?
Stranger: DAWES!
You: WAT
You: WAT
You: Wow
Stranger: IT'S NOT ARD
You: That's
You: Oh
You: D amn
Stranger:
You: So close
You: Who is it?
Stranger: it's Oli
Stranger: olit123
You: lolwut
You: Quick, first one to post, GO!
You have disconnected.		2009-10-15 21:09:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280

Ha ha! Out of 2461 online!2009-10-15 21:10:00

Author:
olit123
Posts: 1341

Grr...I'll find someone...


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DAWES???
You: THIS IS ARD
You: DAWES, DO YOU READ ME?
You: *radio static*
You: DAWES?
You: DO YOU READ ME?
You: gorpu?
Stranger: **** ur owm ***
You: sure thang, pardner
You: so dawes, how the hell are you?
Stranger: like ur father
You: i see. i suppose you're going to tell me you impregnated my mother then?
You: no?
You: i shall expect a well thought-out and witty reply then
Stranger: i m not ur father ........like ur fathre
You: of course. that explains everything.
You: you don't say much, do you?


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DAWES?
You: OLI?
Stranger: your mom?
Stranger: in a bag?
Stranger: at the bottom of a river?
You: ...rock?
You have disconnected.		2009-10-15 21:11:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

Anyone from LBPC, make your first message 'LBPC' so we can find each other quicker 2009-10-15 21:14:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ARD?
You: VARK?
Your partner has disconnected.

Hmm...		2009-10-15 21:18:00

Author:
BSprague
Posts: 2325

OH MY BSPRAGUE I was that guy!2009-10-15 21:19:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ARD?
You: VARK?
Your partner has disconnected.

lol...
I am still yet to find anyone :/		2009-10-15 21:19:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

OH MY BSPRAGUE I was that guy!
I figured it was someone on here, but I played dumb, just to be safe. 		2009-10-15 21:21:00

Author:
BSprague
Posts: 2325

Everyone try a new convo until you get the guy saying 'LBPC?'2009-10-15 21:21:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

this thread is seriously the funniest thing i've ever read on lbpc! i love it, keep the convo's coming.2009-10-15 21:28:00

Author:
UncreativeUserName
Posts: 107

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: LBPC?
Stranger: not you again
Stranger: ffs
You: DAWES???
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

If I found the same person twice...		2009-10-15 21:30:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

I'm giving up soon, I've said "ARD?" about a hundred times, got BSPRAGUE and oli, but NOT ARD!2009-10-15 21:30:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280

I'm saying LBPC? aswell 2009-10-15 21:31:00

Author:
olit123
Posts: 1341

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: LBPC?
Stranger: i love u
You: oli!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lulz........		2009-10-15 21:33:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

LOL I think my ctrl-v is broken 2009-10-15 21:36:00

Author:
olit123
Posts: 1341

LOL I think my ctrl-v is broken

Agreed. I gave up 		2009-10-15 21:38:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

Right, that decides it, I give up for the night too. Night all!2009-10-15 21:38:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280

I jsut started looking D:2009-10-15 21:39:00

Author:
Unknown User

Fine, if this next one isn't IMF, I give up.

Well, close enough:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: imf?
You: lbpc?
Stranger: hello. bisexual guy looking for someone who wants cam to cam or pic swapping
You have disconnected.		2009-10-15 21:40:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

HEY!

I hate you now D:		2009-10-15 21:41:00

Author:
Unknown User

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: age/sex/location
You: 115, both, narnia
Stranger: what do u mean
You: I mean...
You: I THINK I LOVE YOU!
You: Do you love me?
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: (not really)
You: WHAT?!?
Stranger: let me guess your name
You: Go on
Stranger: Grace
You: Do you love me?
Stranger: Ningxuan
You: Are you playing love games?
Stranger: no		2009-10-15 21:47:00

Author:
olit123
Posts: 1341

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: age/sex/location
You: 115, both, narnia

Lol, I had an asl'er, so I said '93, neither, the bermuda triange'		2009-10-15 21:50:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

I'm now looking for someone from LBPC. Here's some random conversations.
Connecting to server...


Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: LBPC?
Stranger: what?
You: Know what that is?
Stranger: no
You: It's a BAD website, better off not knowing.
Stranger: tell me or ill google is
Stranger: it
You: Never mind.. to bad.
Stranger: its a church
You: Its really bad
You: no its not... thats something else
You: its reallly bad...
Stranger: Lake Burien Presbyterian Church
You: becasue
You: it
You: has
Stranger: ...
You: YO MOM'S FACE!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: horny 17 m looking for naked pics female only
You: Go to LBPC
You: It has pics of me]
Stranger: what lbpc?
You: nvr mind
Stranger: ok
You: I'm 15
Stranger: im 17
Stranger: so its fair
You: I'm a girl but won't send any pics
You: too bad
Stranger: really
Stranger: y not
You: cause I'm not stupid
Stranger: are u not hot enogh
You: Casue I don't know you and am not a prostitute
Stranger: arnt u wild
You: Fine. Here's a pic
You: hang on
You: http://www.vatsaas.org/rtv/arsenal/teamrocs/bert/crazy_harry.jpg
Stranger: judging by the name
Stranger: i dont want to do there
You: It's too bad you shouldn
You: t
Stranger: u suck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Don't worry, the link isn't bad.		2009-10-15 21:57:00

Author:
chezhead
Posts: 1063

I used this site for like 5 minutes then got bored2009-10-15 22:04:00

Author:
Snrm
Posts: 6419

As fun as it can be to screw around with people, you really can have good conversations.
The first day I tried this, I was on for about an hour and had 3 really long conversations with people about music, television, and some religious/philosophical discussion.

I really like how you can connect with a random person, and then just go your separate ways.

If you actually want a proper conversation, you just have to try - it's not that hard to find. I find the best way to get a good conversation is either just bring up serious discussion - or casual discussion - right away, and you'll know right away if they're just going to 'asl' you and leave.

Even better I found was to have a specific topic in mind - like LittleBigPlanet - and make your first post a direct reference to that. Even if they don't know the game but still are looking for a proper conversation, they'll realize you're not just going to asl them and might start talking.
After a FlashForward episode for example, my first words were "what did you see?" (a reference to the show). I got several people who not only liked the show but also loved LOST like I do, so it was fun talking to them about that. And a couple people who I talked to about something completely different.


Anyways so yeh. If you're actually looking for a good conversation, you can find it 		2009-10-16 21:54:00

Author:
hilightnotes
Posts: 1230

Hey i had a good discussion but now i think i'll have some fun.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi!
You: Question do you own a PS3
Stranger: yeah
You: Oh well that stops you from getting dissconnected lol
You: what games do you play
Stranger: honestly I play most of my multiplatform stuff on my 360
You: cool
Stranger: but I've been playing Uncharted 2 a lot recently
Stranger: that game is excellent
You: yeah i need to get that soon
Stranger: I've been fooling around with Brutal Legend on the 360
Stranger: also really good
You: Brutal legend is that any good
Stranger: I just really love Tim Schafer though
Stranger: if you like ridiculous heavy metal
You: lol
Stranger: I just really like Schafer's work
Stranger: Psychonauts
You: yeah
Stranger: all the old adventure games
Stranger: etc
Stranger: so naturally I really enjoy it
You: lol thats pretty cool then
You: I like my final fantasy's personally but i do like gun games and advernture games ETC
You: ..
Stranger: I like all games
Stranger: even driving games occasionally
You: yeah same i have FIFA 10 there i don't even like football
Stranger: Burnout Paradise was amazing
You: yeah thats a great game
You: but so are all the burnouts
Stranger: meh
Stranger: they kinda got old
Stranger: but paradise refreshed it for me
Stranger: apparently Criterion are now working on the Need for Speed games
You: I don't really like need for speed though
Stranger: I'm really stoaked for Mass Effect 2 next year
Stranger: Alpha Protocol looks amazing
Stranger: Dragon Age looks amazing
Stranger: etc
You: I really want heavy rain i think that will be great
Stranger: Heavy Rain looks awesome
Stranger: Borderlands seems really cool
You: yeah that looks really good i want MGS peacewalker aswell that looks good
Stranger: there's been nothing released on that game
You: theres a japanese demo of it
Stranger: however MGS4 was my game of the year last year
Stranger: easily
Stranger: oh the PSP one?
You: of course
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: okay
You: lol
Stranger: I was late to those games
Stranger: like I played 3 in 07
Stranger: and man
Stranger: as frustrating as those controls are
Stranger: I couldn't stop
You: great game
Stranger: Big Boss saga was amazing
You: MGS1 is still my favurite though
Stranger: see I've never played 1 or 2, just watched them
Stranger: I jumped into 3 and was immediately stoaked

Disconnected		2009-10-17 11:24:00

Author:
robotiod
Posts: 2662

Just as i thought, the only thing they have conversations about,

Stranger: hi....
You: hello
Stranger: mor f....
You: ?
Stranger: male or female....
You: female
Stranger: oks...
You: what about you
Stranger: male here frm india....
Stranger: would u like to carry on....
You: im from spain
Stranger: oks...
Stranger: yours age...
You: 14
You: u?
Stranger: oks...
Stranger: im 18...
Stranger: so wat do u do??
You: i play playstation when im bored
You: swimming
Stranger: wat abt at night....
You: sleep
Stranger: oks....
You: watch tv
Stranger: so can we chat abt somethin cool....
You: like what
Stranger: like sex......if u want to..
You: er...
Stranger: ??.......
You: ok then, i must make sure my mum or dad dont see
Stranger: hmm...
Stranger disconnected

By the way, im not really a 14 yr old girl from spain		2009-10-17 11:54:00

Author:
Dhawken
Posts: 96

I like creeping people out now After typing in
little big planet central forums

Over and over i finally had this conversation.


You: little big planet central forums
Stranger: what?
You: little big planet central forums
Stranger: yes
You: do you go on LBPC
Stranger: what's that
You: its the forums for little big planet
You: the best PS3 game there is
Stranger: great
You: yeah it is
You: you shoud go on little big planet central forums
Stranger: from?
You: england
Stranger: I went to there last year
You: cool what part
Stranger: London
You: ohh cool i live ate
You: little big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forums
Stranger: oh my god
You: lol
Stranger: what's that?
You: its the longest worded place in the UK little big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forums
Stranger: oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
You: is that were you live Hmmmmmm
Stranger: thank you
You: thank you for what
You: ?????

Stranger: you said I'm an alien
You: Yeah i did little big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forumslittle big planet central forums
Stranger: I think
Stranger: you are very unique from other
You: users that just looking for sex i guess
Your conversational partner has disconnected.		2009-10-17 11:57:00

Author:
robotiod
Posts: 2662

lol another:
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: what does that mean
Stranger: boy or girl
You: girl
Stranger: age
You: 14
Stranger: from
You: spain
Stranger: oooo so u r a teenager
You: yes i am now
Stranger: seems to me quite smart and sexyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: so wht u do
You: i play on my playstation quite a lot
Stranger: oo great
You: what about you, how old etc
Stranger: i m male 18 from india
Stranger: doing engg.
Stranger: r u single
You: yes
Stranger: do u have yahoo or gmail id
You: yes it is...
Stranger: can u give me
Stranger: so tht v can be friends later on also
You: i_love_sex376@googlemail.com
Stranger: nice id
Stranger: so u love sex
You: yes of course, who doesnt
Stranger: can i see ur pic
You: how do i send a picture
Stranger: do u have facebook or orkut acc.
You: i can put it onto tinypic.com
Stranger: ya ya put thr
Stranger: and send me the link
You: ok hang on
Stranger: k dear'
You: http://i34.tinypic.com/20p7cap.jpg
Stranger disconnected
that pic is of an old man i found on google



haha i love this, its a good site for when your bored

Stranger: girl with cam?
You: oh yea
Stranger: msn?
You: wanna see me get naked
Stranger: yes
You: better find a girl then, im a man
You: unless your into that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.






You: once upon a time...
Stranger: go on?
You: you have to carry it on
Stranger: ok there once m nentuckitwas a man fr
Stranger: keyboard fail
You: lol
Stranger: i cant redeem my7self..bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.		2009-10-17 12:05:00

Author:
Dhawken
Posts: 96

lol very funny2009-10-17 14:18:00

Author:
robotiod
Posts: 2662

I love convincing people I'm a girl, but only if they are saying ASL. It always starts off:
LBPC?
:wat?
nvr mind.
:asl?
17,F, California
:OMG HOT PIC PLZ
Disconnected		2009-10-17 15:29:00

Author:
chezhead
Posts: 1063

people will believe anything they read over the interwebs.

Edit: i'm 99% sure no girls use the site anyways lol.		2009-10-17 15:31:00

Author:
robotiod
Posts: 2662

I have to wonder if any of those guys ever actually got any "hawt pics" or anything... I mean, something has to be encouraging them to keep trying, right?2009-10-17 16:03:00

Author:
dandygandy2704
Posts: 1002

I don't understand why those guys try and get seksy pics from that site anyways. I mean you can get stuff almost instantly by searching for stuff like that google 2009-10-17 16:44:00

Author:
olit123
Posts: 1341

Well i guess the idea behind getting sexy pics of that site is because they have "Talked" to the people in them???? its stupid.2009-10-17 16:48:00

Author:
robotiod
Posts: 2662

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: My ADSL connection is very fast, thank you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: adsl?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: 18 m uk
You: Nono
You: What's your adsl connection like?
Stranger: suck my d**kj

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 16 m uk
You: Sums are not set as a test on erasmus
You: Do geese see god
You: Too bad I hid a boot
Stranger: What
Stranger: o_O
You: Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era
You: Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!
Stranger: The hell my friend.
You: Able was I, ere I saw elba!
Stranger: XD
You: Madam, in Eden, I'm adam
You: *bzzt bzzt bzzt* I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was "Palindromes"
You: Thanks for playing!
You: *Closing music, while everyone smiles and waves at the camera*
Stranger: o_O
Stranger: thats really nice.
You: *Credits roll*
Stranger: o.O
You have disconnected.		2009-10-17 17:34:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280

yay palindromes

I like starting my conversations with something really blunt like "I am a hot female!" 		2009-10-17 18:38:00

Author:
Dexiro
Posts: 2100

Are we not strangers enough? 2009-10-17 18:45:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i lost my brother.
are you he?
****in people on here are so boring! D:
You: inorite? they all want sex :/
You: not that sex is boring though
Stranger: yeah, its like ****in shut the **** up already,
You: indeed
You: like...****
You: so...asl?
Stranger: 16, female, usa,
You: waitwut
You: you have BOOBIEZ???
You: OMFG
You: *wants ur boobiez*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lulz.........		2009-10-17 19:13:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

I've actually found a few steam friends, but I also love pranking people with a picture of hellraiser.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: i failed 2 get drunk, thats a bad sign right?
You: i dont no
You: hey, ive got a cam
You: want sum pics?
You: http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/2383/sexymv.jpg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: f/m

You: f

You: want a pic?

You: http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/2383/sexymv.jpg

Stranger: yea

You: That's what you get for trying to find people on omegle.

You: Go to a bar or something

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Works every time.		2009-10-17 22:33:00

Author:
Arkei
Posts: 1432

...well...

I've met someone who dirtbikes, someone who's as big a fan of LOST as me, plenty of people who love film music, someone who skiis semi-professionally, I had a good talk with someone about the politics surrounding Israel, and plenty of other interesting stuff.

Of course, there's always

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heyo
Stranger: i'm boy , live in Brazil , i'm 16 years old
You: awesome! I
You: I'm a female wookie from Kashyyk
Stranger: what?
You: we have awesome mating calls
You: roooooarghhhhhhh
You: like that
You: kinda
You: but you roll the 'r'
Stranger: oO
Stranger: you weird
Stranger: ^^
You: cool, us wookie's get that sometimes
You: so what brings you to omegle?
Stranger: yes
You: ...yes?
Stranger: im sorry
You: you should be!
Stranger:
I always come here in Omegle
Stranger:
I always come here in Omegle
You: why?
You: Have you ever met any wookies here?
You: they're usually the coolest people around
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats your name ?
You: my name is elmindreda
Stranger: from ?
You: from Kashyyk
You: I'm having a deja vu
You: somehow
Stranger:
Kashyyk is what country ?
You: Wookiee Planet C, Edean, G5-623
You: It's a mid-rim planet
You: you can look it up on wikipedia
You: You know Chewie?
You: He's a cousin of mine
You: He's even hairier than me if that's possible
You: Have you never met a wookie?!?!?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: calm
Stranger: :d
Stranger: you have msn
Stranger: ?
You: Yeh. What, you don't think we have msn on kashyyk?
You: That's kinda insulting
You: You know, my cousin was on the millennium falcon!
Stranger: add me you msn ?
You: sure, but I can only add people if the return my mating call
You: roooooooaarrghhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: no problem
You: I need you to return it quickly!
You: Time is running out
You: like... now
You: I won't be able to add you on msn I guess
Stranger: wait
Stranger: add me msn
Stranger: miqueias_xavier@hotmail.com
You: but you haven't returned my mating call yet
You: roooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhh!!!!!!
Stranger: Yes, I said, its mating call
You: nonono you have to return it
Stranger: add me please
You: have you never done a mating call before?
Stranger: miqueias_xavier@hotmail.com
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm virgin
You: oh
You: I'll teach you
You: you have to start by yelling rrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Stranger: own *-*
You: then go ooooooooooo
Stranger: rrrrrrrrrrr
You: then arrrrrrrggggggghhh!!
Stranger: i'm boy
You: yeh
You: so just change the arrrrrrrghhhh
You: to arorooooooooghhhh!
You: Okay, so you know what to do?
Stranger: :o
You: Yes? Okay, I'll do my mating call again, and you respond
Stranger: yeh
You: roooooooooooarghhhhhhhh!!!!!
Stranger: i'm know
Stranger: aaaaaarghhhhhhh
You: start it with roooooooo
You: try again
You: roooooooarghhhhhhhh!!!!
Stranger: roooooooooargh
You: Yay!
Stranger: hey , hey
Stranger: stop
You: Aww, that was so sweet
You: thank you
You: That was a really nice mating call
Stranger: I never mating before
You: well, now you have
You: congratulations on your first mating call!
You: you did really well
Stranger: ore, more ... I want to breed true, with a girl
Stranger: hey
You: Do you want to see a picture of me?
Stranger: whats your name ?
You: my name is elmindreda
You: Here's a picture: sorry if I'm not hairy enough http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs48/f/2009/175/e/1/whoopi_the_wookie_lmao_by_phoenix_ember.jpg
Stranger: elmindreda , cute name
You: I know, I'm named after my cousin Chewie
You: See, they both have two 'e's
Stranger: :O
Stranger: i gotta go
Stranger: and you is boy too
Stranger: bye
You: no I'm not!
You: I'm a female wookie
Stranger: not
Stranger: you liar to me
You: Did you not like the picture of me?
Stranger: :'(
You: Sorry I didn't have more hair
You: It runs in the family
Stranger: im not like
You: You don't like wookies?!? :'(
You: aww now I'm gonna cry
You: This is like... the saddest thing that's ever happened to me
Stranger: no
Stranger: i not like wookies
You: and after you had such a nice mating call too
You: I'm gonna get my cousin Chewie to beat you up
Stranger: you have msn ?
You: yes
You: but now I'm sad because you insulted me :*(
Stranger: msn we can talk better
You: It'll make me happy if you do your mating call again
Stranger: sorry me
You: then maybe I can add you
Stranger: please
You: roooooooarrrrghhhh!!!!
You: arooo aroo arooo
You: Wua ga ma uma ahuma ooma
You: RRRrrruurgh! Arrggg!
Stranger: rooooooooooargh
You: awww, music to my ears
You: thank you
Stranger: send me your msn
Stranger: now
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: a gotta go
Stranger: add me msn
Stranger: miqueias_xavier@hotmail.com
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.		2009-10-18 05:25:00

Author:
hilightnotes
Posts: 1230

I've made a ton of Steam friends today just by randomly yelling TF2 references, which suddenly evolves into a conversation. MAGIC.2009-10-18 05:59:00

Author:
Arkei
Posts: 1432

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hello stranger
You: Weird site
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Norway
Stranger: oohh f/m?
You: Male. Do you play LittleBigPlanet?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: i don't
You: The playstation 3 game
You: Some dude posted the link to this site on our LBP fan forum
Stranger: i play harvest moon haha
You: excellent
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 28
Stranger: oohh i'm 14 haha
You: When you get to live as long as I have you'll have seen the world son
You: You need to play LittleBigPlanet though
Stranger: oohh okay is it funny?
You: It's one of the best games made. Do you own a PS3?
Stranger: no i'm PS2
You: Get a PS3 and LBP and find us at lbpcentral.com - spread the word son.
Stranger: hhmm but i'm female
Stranger: is it all right?
You: Yes. We do currently accept females over at lbpcentral.com
You: Females can help populate both the earth and the LittleBigPlanet. But avast 'me fair one for I must flee.
Stranger: oohh hehehe



Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: YARRR WHO BE THIS ON ME PIRATE SHIP?
You: WALK THE PLANK!! YARRRR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you first
Stranger: what do you want to know
You: how tall is the eiffel tower?
Stranger: sorry I dont know
You: then you are of no use to me. OOOPEEEN THE GAAATES!! THROW HIM TO THE SHARKS



Okay enough fun with that.		2009-10-18 10:45:00

Author:
BasketSnake
Posts: 2391

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Diner is ready
Stranger: well that sounds delightful dear!
You: but what is that!
Stranger: oh my god, its tentacles are moving! RUN! RUUUUUN
You: its got the FOOD! and it shoots lazers!]
You: OMG where is jezus????!!!!
You: ,grap the AK-47,
You: PEW PEW PEW
You: OMG H4X
You: LOL SO RADOM
Stranger: IM OUT OF AMMO!
You: RANDOM
You: WHAT ABOUT LAZERS!
You: ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
Stranger: **** LAZERS; WE NEED LED, lots of it
You: NO we need cat launcers!
Stranger: thats an awesome idea!
You: And Shotguns with radar
You: and a nice background song!
Stranger: and armadillos, armadillos playing mozart!
You: and some skittels!
Stranger: yeah, we must have skittles
You: Are the moon will Blow Up
You: Like In the movies
You: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Stranger: RAAAAAAH! *flexing awesome biceps*
You: wait what
Stranger: *oiling up*
You: is it Dead?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: its not moving its tentacles anylonger
Stranger: rip
You: oke bye
You have disconnected.

awsome 		2009-10-23 14:26:00

Author:
Unknown User


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