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Hola soy embutidos de Pollo soy un le?ador Espa?ol, juego LBP porque es aburrido y tengo muchos amigos como MrsSpookyBuz y jackofcourse porque me recuerdan a mis ovejas muertas t?os! Gracias por ser mi amigo y espero que podamos hablar de lumbalgia. Tambi?n Jagrevi es fresco y saludar a ?l porque me gusta su acci?n ceja! 2009-10-01 17:46:00

Author:
embutidos de pollo
Posts: 5


umm... Hi?
Does any one here speak Spanish?
2009-10-01 18:00:00

Author:
RobbieT_4
Posts: 77


What's this about a chicken?

Sorry, I don't speak any spanish, but I'd like to welcome you anyway. I'm sorry, but this is the only phrase I know:

Cuidado! Piso Mojado!

So, welcome... and... caution wet floor!
2009-10-01 18:01:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


Bienvenido a la Comunidad!

I cheated and used Bing Translator.
2009-10-01 18:17:00

Author:
manny_wtk
Posts: 127


Sorry dude - i don't think ANYONE speaks fluent spanish here... I may be wrong though...

Welcome anyways...
2009-10-01 18:19:00

Author:
Unknown User


Hello I am inserted of Chicken I am a Spanish woodcutter, game LBP because he is boring and I have many friendly like MrsSpookyBuz and jackofcourse because uncles remember to my dead ewes! Thanks for being my friend and I hope that we pruned to speak of lumbalgia. Also Jagrevi is fresh and to greet him because I like his action eyebrow!

Gotta love automatic translators.

Anyway, hola embutidos de pollo!
2009-10-01 18:39:00

Author:
Syroc
Posts: 3193


I think you might wanna get yourself a better translator syroc. I very much doubt this fella said "game LBP because he is boring and I have many friendly like MrsSpookyBuz and jackofcourse because uncles remember to my dead ewes". Although, maybe he did. Isn't Kelur spanish?



Hola. ?C?mo est?s?
2009-10-01 18:43:00

Author:
rtm223
Posts: 6497


Welcome!

wow that's a messed up tranlsation Syroc. lol

I know at least four members here that speak fluent Spanish so someone will know what it is.
2009-10-01 18:43:00

Author:
Morgana25
Posts: 5983


Somebody think of the dead ewes!2009-10-01 18:47:00

Author:
Syroc
Posts: 3193


Hello I am inserted of Chicken I am a Spanish woodcutter, game LBP because he is boring and I have many friendly like MrsSpookyBuz and jackofcourse because uncles remember to my dead ewes! Thanks for being my friend and I hope that we pruned to speak of lumbalgia. Also Jagrevi is fresh and to greet him because I like his action eyebrow!

Lol, that's going straight into my sig if it fits! XD I think that translator has had a bit of a breakdown.
2009-10-01 18:47:00

Author:
RobbieT_4
Posts: 77


I actually used the same translator a little while ago to translate it, and I got the same result. Nearly fell off my chair at the part about the dead ewes.

lol. i used another and this is what I got:
Hello I am a chicken sausages woodcutter Spanish, LBP game because it's boring and I have many friends as jackofcourse because MrsSpookyBuz and remind me of my uncles dead sheep! Thanks for being my friend and I hope we can talk about low back pain. Jagrevi also is fresh and welcome it because I like the eyebrow action

These must have been really awesome dead sheep to remind him of MrsSpookyBuz!

Edit: The title of this thread is translating as "hello, my body is in half"...
What is going on?! Are the online translators revolting against us?
2009-10-01 19:05:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


These must have been really awesome dead sheep to remind him of MrsSpookyBuz!

Her initials are LAMB
2009-10-01 19:16:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291


?NO! Tontos que ni siquiera puede conseguir una simple frase que escribir! Odio este sitio! Me siento abandonado y rechazado y RTM son tan raro como un pollo sin cabeza con una lata openner pegado sobre la colilla de un cuello! Est? todo el pescado huevo!
Ahora, ?alguno de ustedes quiere ser mi amigo? :-}
2009-10-01 19:16:00

Author:
embutidos de pollo
Posts: 5


NO! Fools who can not even get a simple sentence to write! I hate this site! I feel abandoned and rejected and RTM are as rare as a headless chicken with a can OPENN pasted on the stub of a neck! Is all the fish egg!
Now, do any of you want to be my friend? : -)

um... i'm not sure this is the way to approach getting friends.

I was trying to be nice and funny, but... are you insulting all of us? I'm not really sure. I'm sorry, but I only speak english and some french.
2009-10-01 19:18:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


Lamento que har? a usted todo comprando usted cada cactus de tracor nacido de nuevo pelo largo.2009-10-01 19:20:00

Author:
embutidos de pollo
Posts: 5


Moan that will do to you again everything buying you each cactus of born tracor long hair.
You killed the babelfish. :O
2009-10-01 19:23:00

Author:
Syroc
Posts: 3193


Voy a tratar de hablar en ingl?s Umm... I new to site and I make friend by taking to you! I'ke animal and I really nice if you know! 2009-10-01 19:23:00

Author:
embutidos de pollo
Posts: 5


I go now to catty for night good know to you all 2009-10-01 19:26:00

Author:
embutidos de pollo
Posts: 5


^_^ Welcome to the site. I will attempt to say something in spanish. I am sorry I'm terrible at it:


Bienvenido a lbpcentral.com!
2009-10-01 19:26:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


We're not trying to be mean - please understand. It's just the online translators that are making some strange word substitutions and we don't understand all of what your saying. You seem nice and I'm sure there are a few people on the site who'd love to get to know you that understand Spanish better than some of us do. Don't be upset.

I think MrsSpookyBuz is fluent - please help Mrs.SpookyBuz! (Keldur, Silverleon and Joey are too I believe)
2009-10-01 19:27:00

Author:
Morgana25
Posts: 5983


You'll find we're a friendly bunch. And morgana's right. We're trying (and failing) at welcoming you. Maybe if I put a lot of smileys you'll get the point. ^_^ 2009-10-01 19:31:00

Author:
xkappax
Posts: 2569


Welcome! Glad ya made it!

Hopefully we can get the translations figured out.

{{ POMS!!! we need you!! }} ..or if anyone else can help us translate?


Have fun!
2009-10-01 20:02:00

Author:
jwwphotos
Posts: 11383


Lol woah what a conversation.. anyways.. Bienvenido! embutidos de pollo! espero que la pases bien aqui!2009-10-01 20:04:00

Author:
Joey
Posts: 758


Hola, senor/Senorita.
bienvenido you estar LBPC.

Lo siento Mi espanol es malo.
2009-10-01 20:14:00

Author:
Darkcloudrepeat
Posts: 606


Mi espanol es muy malo. xD

Pero, Hola y bienvenido.
2009-10-01 20:21:00

Author:
Loius
Posts: 342


Ayudame! Yo tengo queso en mis ojos! Yes, that is what i learned in Spanish class...oh and: Yo tengo leche de cabra en mis pantelones!2009-10-01 20:53:00

Author:
Spider-Jew
Posts: 1090


Hola "embutidos de pollo". Yo soy espa?ol... y la verdad es que apenas entiendo algo de lo que tratas de decir xD. No te ofendas, pero tu no eres espa?ol, ni hablas espa?ol... o al menos lo hablas fatal xDDDD

Bueno, seas de donde seas, creo que no deber?as insultar a nadie de este foro solo porque no te entiendan, piensa que ellos tambi?n podr?an insultarte a t? por no entenderlos a ellos xDD.

Aunque ahora que lo pienso... se trata todo de una broma, verdad?

Un saludo y bienvenido
2009-10-01 21:30:00

Author:
poms
Posts: 383


Darn, poms, you beat me to it

Lo que dice poms es bien cierto. Te ayudaremos a navegar por la comunidad, y puede ser que hasta te translademos unas cositas.

Bienvenido; Poder Latino!
2009-10-01 21:34:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046


Does anyone else feel left out?

I wish someone spoke German here.
2009-10-01 21:49:00

Author:
SLS10
Posts: 1129


Does anyone else feel left out?
I wish someone spoke German here.

Ich cann deustch schprechen auch :blush:

Seriously, this thread has been started by someone trying to make a joke xD. His Spanish seems to come from a translator, not a Spanish spoken person.
"Embutidos de pollo", correct me if I'm wrong
2009-10-01 22:01:00

Author:
poms
Posts: 383


Does anyone else feel left out?

I wish someone spoke German here.

Hallo! Wie kann ich helfen?

2009-10-01 22:04:00

Author:
Syroc
Posts: 3193


Your spelling is odd. "cann" is kann and "schprechen" has no ch after s - that's how I learned it.

Oh well. Dialects, I guess.
2009-10-01 22:08:00

Author:
SLS10
Posts: 1129


But nobody speaks gaelic irish eh????

I wonder does the translator work for irsh

t? m? an bh?s ar an sic?n agam


Thats jibberish but is is irish words....
2009-10-01 22:15:00

Author:
KQuinn94Z
Posts: 1758


Your spelling is odd. "cann" is kann and "schprechen" has no ch after s - that's how I learned it.

Oh well. Dialects, I guess.

Hahahaha nooo! I don't think it's a dialect, it's my German that's just very crappy!
2009-10-01 22:16:00

Author:
poms
Posts: 383


I have to agree with poms, I did suspect it, but 1. We don't have many trolls 2. It could always be a poor, uneducated peasant.

Thing with number 2 is that uneducated peasants do not usually have computers or LBP. Neither do they scream out the names of two members here in the first post. Neither do they speak that bad without using Google or trying.

Joke it is.
2009-10-01 22:40:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046


I must've missed this thread! Welcome, I guess!

Er... I had an LBPC friend request today from this member, but I don't know him from PSN! I can't speak for jackofcourse who was also mentioned, but I can't shed any more light, I'm afraid.
2009-10-01 23:13:00

Author:
MrsSpookyBuz
Posts: 1492


His intro claims he "plays LBP because it is boring".

So yeah. WTF.
2009-10-01 23:19:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046


I Speak Spanish because im mexican. And this person is trying to be... Funny? He belives that he speaks Spanish but he`s very very BAD. This person is trying to insult the LBP central community and this Thread should be close... because this person is not real and clearly its just a waste of time to all of us. This is bad joke from a "new user".
(Once again... sorry for my Bad English :blush
Por favor amigo, no intentes vernos la cara. Aqui hay gente que hablamos fluidamente el espa?ol y no creas que tu juego se mantendr? por mucho. Por mucho que insultes LBP, ac? seguiremos amandolo.
2009-10-01 23:56:00

Author:
Duckywolf
Posts: 198


Yea my Spanish is not fluent but I know enough to see that the guy posting this thread cant speak very good Spanish. Im pretty positive he used a translator. But, seeing as ThorDuck already deduced the same thing, ill just thank him.2009-10-02 00:11:00

Author:
King_Tubb
Posts: 435


This thread is pretty confusing but from what I've deduced, this guy can't speak Spanish whatsoever and has a general dislike of LBP. Locked.2009-10-02 00:53:00

Author:
Killian
Posts: 2575


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