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This is what happens when a Japanese game developer is under the influence of illegal substances . . . especially the second one . . . <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/poYXjPoh5G4&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/poYXjPoh5G4&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> In the above video you can witness the following . . . 1. A panda in a tutu with a bird head on its head. 2. A patriotic pirate cat. 3. A mermaid with a fish ship on her head. 4. A big lipped robot chef with frosting squeezy things. 5. A strange stop light mechanical thing with a wrench and hammer arm. 6. A three-eyed pipe smoking head with a jetpack and satellite on top of head. 7. The giant head of an alien chick that spits statue heads from her mouth. 8. A coin bubble/pillow that throws bonuses at you. 9. A half human half rabbit girl on a flying carpet that throws blue neon bunnies at you. 10. An Arabian octopus. 11. And a robot penguin with a spinning head and mini-me's that come out of its stomach. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0iQCDGyVvnk&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0iQCDGyVvnk&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> In the above video you can witness the following . . . 1. A giant living stalk of corn that throws popcorn at you. 2. A penguin with a toilet helmet that it flushes. 3. A racoon with rather large testies that calls forth meteors. 4. An elf Medusa with laser eyes. 5. A kung-fu female humpty dumpty that throws blades and her head. 6. A machine gun totting blue critter in a machine 7. A crazed lollipop. 8. and can't really describe the end.

2009-09-13 07:45:00 Author: Unknown User

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No, that's what happens when you let Japanese people make videogames. Just look at about any Japanese game. Mario: you're a plumber who jumps on turtles and fat blobs and you collect flowers that make you shoot flowers and eating mushrooms makes you bigger and you have to fight a voracious turtle as a boss. Ocarina of Time: You're a kid wearing a dress and a floppy green dunce cap who gets a "fariy" and then goes to get a missions from a tree. Then he gets a musical instrument that can make blocks disappear and give him the ability to talk to people telepathically. Uh.....KATAMARI DAMACY AND NOBY NOBY BOY!!!! And the games I mentioned came out in America. Over in Japan...they gotta have some messed up stuff.

2009-09-14 00:46:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Well most Japanese anime hasd some ecchi stuff in it or is overall messed up so some games are made like that as well...

2009-09-14 01:00:00 Author: ktang77 Posts: 592

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Yes, everyone is familiar with Japanese oddities, and I like that Japanese style. But these games here are more far out in a drug influence sort of way, lol. The other Japanese games I've simply seem unique and creative, like Noby Noby, Katamari, etc . . . But a game as super easy as this game like no effort to beat it and finished in one night, just trippy in a "this was made for our amusement, but might as well release it to the public" and has a lot to do with food, sex, and money is different. As for games like Mario and Zelda, and Katamari and things, those are all well thought out and creative games. There's nothing in those games that make you think "what drug(s) were they on when they made this?". Not even Noby, as it's well thought out. It's like their sex drive was up fairly high and they had the munchies, while laughing their *sses off everytime one of them made a boss funnier than the last one, like "alright, alright, I got a good one *makes boss**everyone goes crazy laughing their *sses off*" This game would be genius if it seemed like effort was put into it. Lol. I know they weren't, I was just saying that this game easily seems that way. I don't know how to explain the difference but it's there.

2009-09-14 03:10:00 Author: Unknown User

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Oh god, I absolutely adore Parodius. Pentarou is my favorite video game character of all time. And all of the games are worth playing solely for the weird crap they pack in there, as well as the fanservice and parodies of their other franchises.

2009-09-14 05:16:00 Author: UCHU Posts: 73

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I will be playing this eventually because it's a shmup, which is how I found it. Despite low difficulties, it is amusing.

2009-09-14 08:02:00 Author: Unknown User

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I remember playing Parodius back on the SNES! Hilarious to see these versions. The panda in the tutu. The belly-button'd toilet-helmet penguin. Oh my god. It's just so funny to see what boss is going to 'emerge' next. That giant-ball'd raccoon. Actually as funny as the design on that one is, it's not very unusual - the tanuki is the Japanese "raccoon-dog", and it has large testes in real life - but in traditional Japanese folklore, the Tanuki was always displayed with UNBELIEVABLY huge balls. There are even children's rhymes about it. One of these songs is even sung in a Studio Ghibli film! You know Tom Nook from Animal Crossing? He's a tanuki. So I think we can assume that he's hiding something under that apron of his...

2009-09-15 23:35:00 Author: Teebonesy Posts: 1937

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