Archive: 31 posts

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In this thread you can post anything, absolutely anything as long as it's written in a RPG..ish kind of way. Like: BLIZZAR_COOL attacks wild RockSauron. He does -1 damage. RockSauron is healed by +1HP. BLIZZARD_COOL is immobilized by fear. BLIZZARD_COOL committees suicide to escape a horrible death. ... .. . *ding* 5 XP gained! ---------- Or like joining a party: BLIZZARD_COOL joins peanut party. Peanut defense is increased by two cold shivers.. --------- Or even getting a item, equipping, casting spells and special attacks, leveling up and more... Just make it clear when your posting something to the "epic RPG world" or just commenting... Use lines like I did. Are you ready? Ready, set, GO!!!

2009-08-27 21:53:00 Author: blizzard_cool Posts: 752

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Burnvictim42 eats (1) Peanut! Maximum Health increased by 42.

2009-08-27 23:43:00 Author: Burnvictim42 Posts: 3322

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BSprague enters thread, then promptly leaves because he is terrible at anything RPG-related. BSprague's speech skill is decreased by 10.

2009-08-28 02:26:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325

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Outlaw-Jack equips (1) Peacemaker gun! Outlaw-Jack's range is increased by 28. Outlaw-Jack attacks ConfusedCartman! Outlaw-Jack misses... ConfusedCartman charges up Ban Wagon. Outlaw-Jack flees! Outlaw-Jack's courage is decreased by 10.

2009-08-28 03:52:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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robotiod casts shadow robotiod is 27.2748593748% invisble robotiod gets attacked by a bear -5 endurance

2009-08-28 08:29:00 Author: robotiod Posts: 2662

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Hybrid-leader makes a cake for one of The Chimera Commanders that Taken over some Land i gain 100 cooking points

2009-08-28 20:06:00 Author: Unknown User

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Burnvictim42 casts fire teleport! Burnvictim42 teleports a few feet, then bursts into flames Burnvictim42 gains 10 fire resistance (you'd think he'd learn his lesson by now )

2009-08-30 07:37:00 Author: Burnvictim42 Posts: 3322

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CyberSoa types a comment. Misspelled own name. Loses 9999.98 spelling points for the "Spelling FAIL!".

2009-08-30 08:03:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Hybrid-leader killed someone he gain 100 exp at attack

2009-08-30 11:15:00 Author: Unknown User

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Sage walked down the street "Sage gained 1 walking point!" Sage says "What the hell was that??" "Sage lost 1 speech point for saying a bad word." Sage says "WHAT?!"

2009-08-31 18:33:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Outlaw-Jack is attacked by a (Lvl:1) n00b! Outlaw-Jack dodges the attack. Outlaw-Jack casts Flatulence! n00b takes critical damage! n00b faints! Outlaw-Jack's magic is increased by 1.

2009-08-31 18:54:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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gofurr equips Awesome Flaming Sword of Awesomness gofurr engages in battle against Outlaw-Jack

2009-08-31 20:41:00 Author: gofurr360z Posts: 886

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Outlaw-Jack equips (1) Heavy-Duty Gatling Gun. Outlaw-Jack's attack is increased by 200. Outlaw-Jack is attacked by (Lvl. WTF?!) gofurr360z! Outlaw-Jack loses 3 hitpoints! Outlaw-Jack uses (1) Heavy-Duty Gatling Gun!

2009-08-31 21:50:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Shredator shreds two or three dozen helpless giant wasps and bunnies. Shredator gains 2.3 combat experience! Shredator questions the humanity of n00b leveling.

2009-08-31 22:06:00 Author: Shredator Posts: 151

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Morgana25 reads thread instructions Morgana25 affected by feeblemind level 1 spell Morgana25 recalls endless hours of playing Baldur's Gate and D&D Morgana25 smiles as understanding occurs Morgana25 Charisma +5

2009-08-31 22:12:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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gofurr360z is attacked by (Lvl. WTH!?) Outlaw-Jack gofurr360z burrows underground gofurr360z equips baseball bat (+200 atk) gofurr360z pops up behind Outlaw-Jack

2009-08-31 23:00:00 Author: gofurr360z Posts: 886

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gofurr360z disappears! Outlaw-Jack scans the area... Outlaw-Jack equips (1) Beaver. Outlaw-Jack is caught off guard by gofurr360z! Outlaw-Jack throws (1) Beaver!

2009-09-02 16:29:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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gofurr360z is hit by (1) Beaver! gofurr360z loses (5) HP. gofurr360z equips (2) Gopher-Chucks. gofurr360z swings (2) Gopher-Chucks in an intimidating fashion while making ninja sounds.

2009-09-02 16:51:00 Author: gofurr360z Posts: 886

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ConfusedCartman used Reflect move! MarkoWolfy uses Ultima on ConfusedCartman! Move Reflected! GAME OVER. Stupid skillz +10000000000000000000000000000000

2009-09-02 17:08:00 Author: MarkoWolfy Posts: 445

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CyberSora comes back from a spelling class. Spells name right.Spelling +10XP. CyberSora yells"10XP,that's it!You Jew!" CyberSora said a racist sentence.Proper Language -1000XP. CyberSora gets mad and goes to blizzard_cool's house to express why CyberSora hates this thread.Rage +50000XP. CyberSora is happy with this thread once again.

2009-09-03 00:50:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Burnvictim42 catches (1) Beaver! Burnvictim42 is reminded of the wilderness... Burnvictim42 starts singing the Lumberjack Song Burnvictim42 gains 10 random points, but loses 10 manliness points. Everyone who joined in singing gains 10 exp and (1) dead parrot.

2009-09-03 01:30:00 Author: Burnvictim42 Posts: 3322

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Outlaw-Jack is confused by gofurr360z's twirling. Outlaw-Jack's focus is temporarily decreased by 6. OUtlaw-Jack throws (1) rock out of confusion.

2009-09-03 02:22:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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gofurr360z dodges (1) rock. gofurr360z does a crazy backflip and attacks Outlaw-Jack with (2) Gopher-Chucks.

2009-09-03 03:12:00 Author: gofurr360z Posts: 886

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Outlaw-Jack is attacked by gofurr360z! Outlaw-Jack loses (7) HP! Outlaw-Jack becomes enraged... Outlaw-Jack equips (1) Canadian Flag! Outlaw-Jack attacks gofurr360z with (1) Canadian Flag!

2009-09-03 18:09:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Hybrid-leader graps a stone and sells it form 100 mile

2009-09-03 19:45:00 Author: Unknown User

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gofurr360z is attacked by Outlaw-Jack! gofurr360z loses (10) HP! gofurr360z uses (1) HP+ Potion. gofurr360z gains (12) HP, but is left defenseless.

2009-09-03 21:22:00 Author: gofurr360z Posts: 886

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Burnvictim42 sets up a shop! Burnvictim42 loses 10 hours of his life he'll never get back, and gains 3 money and 1 IOU slip

2009-09-04 17:39:00 Author: Burnvictim42 Posts: 3322

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deboerdave equips pipe deboerdave gain +100 intelabagennnnce

2009-09-04 17:48:00 Author: deboerdave Posts: 384

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Outlaw-Jack equips (1) Moose! Outlaw-Jack says: "Wow, I've been very Canadian lately..." (1) Moose attacks Outlaw-Jack using "Groin Shot!" Outlaw-Jack loses (20) HP! Outlaw-Jack loses (10) XP for "Manliness". Outlaw-Jack is temporarily stunned... Outlaw-Jack's (1) Moose flees! Outlaw-Jack loses (6) Intelligence for not taming (1) Moose. Outlaw-Jack charges up Flatulecnce...

2009-09-06 02:33:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Rock Sauron encounters Barbatos! *Cue Coup De Grbce* Barbatos uses Demon Fang! Rock Sauron takes 140 damage! Rock Sauron uses Potion! Barbatos is made Barbatos uses Mystic Arte "No... items... EVAAAAAAAAAAA!" Rock Sauron has been pwned!

2009-09-06 02:38:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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s3xNstilettos walks into Burnvictim42's shop and buys (1) bullet proof liter box for (100) gold coins, and (2) Fenrir keyblades for (100) gold coins each after winning a round of Persuasion, effectively reducing their price from (100,000) gold coins each. s3xNstilettos Persuasion skill increases to max of 100 (for awesome Persuasion skills). s3xNstilettos leaves shop, then sales Fenrir keyblades to a random squirrel for (1) gold coin each. s3xNstilettos Intelligence decreases to 0. s3xNstilettos goes number 2 in bullet proof liter box to save game.

2009-09-06 11:53:00 Author: Unknown User

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