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Do you believe zombies exist? I believe zombies exist because the preparatoritically viscosity gland of humans has been known to do weird things after people die, particularly scratching the funny bone with a chemical called F410 Niner.

What do you think about zombies? Real or myth?
2009-08-27 00:15:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664


Well, I don't know if they exist or not, but this is interesting:


A Canadian infectious-diseases boffin has published an authoritative mathematical model of zombie plagues. He concludes that the only scenario in which our civilisation could survive a zombie outbreak is one in which normal humans react immediately using extreme violence against the undead, without any attempt to cure or quarantine them.

If I see a zombie coming at at me I'm sure as hell gonna be grabbing my gun!!!

... Oh crap, I live in a sensible country where you aren't allowed to run around with a gun

Heh, on further inspection, I found a link to a proper paper about surviving zombie attacks. And people say scientific research money just gets wasted! (I may actually read this at the weekend)


When Zombies Attack!: Mathematical Modelling of an Outbreak of Zombie Infection (http://www.mathstat.uottawa.ca/~rsmith/Zombies.pdf)


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2009-08-27 00:45:00

Author:
rtm223
Posts: 6497


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