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Mexican TV announced in 2007 that an alien baby was found alive by a farmer in Mexico. Now, it has been two years since it was found, and scientists finally announced the results of their tests on the alien baby: the creature indeed resembles nothing like humans.

According to the scientists' report, the alien baby can stay underwater for a long time, has the skeleton of a lizard, and has rootless teeth which are totally unlike humans' teeth. However, it does have some similar joints to human. The brain of the alien baby is huge, particularly the rear section, which makes the scientists believe that the creature had very high intelligence.

http://www.nowpublic.com/world/alien-baby-...est-results-out (http://www.nowpublic.com/world/alien-baby-found-mexico-test-results-out)
2009-08-26 21:49:00

Author:
oldage
Posts: 2824


oh jebus.

what if it sends a signal that starts the ALIEN APOCALYPSE?

what if it EATS PEOPLE'S FACES?

what if it isn't... real.
2009-08-26 21:53:00

Author:
MarkoWolfy
Posts: 445


perhaps it's a chupacabra of some kind O_O2009-08-26 21:58:00

Author:
oldage
Posts: 2824


Its a tortoise2009-08-26 21:58:00

Author:
KQuinn94Z
Posts: 1758


Heh, I love the detailed reporting: studied by "scientists".

If it's not on the BBC then it's not real news: Fact.
2009-08-26 22:00:00

Author:
rtm223
Posts: 6497


Could just be a starved monkey (without the leather jacket of course). 2009-08-26 22:05:00

Author:
Leather-Monkey
Posts: 2266


If it's not on the BBC then it's not real news: Fact.

it was on the news here, and in every newspaper....
2009-08-26 22:05:00

Author:
oldage
Posts: 2824


Anyone looking at the comments?


lol if it's very intelligent why'd it get trapped
2009-08-26 22:07:00

Author:
Leather-Monkey
Posts: 2266


It was a baby. Babies have to develop their minds.2009-08-26 22:10:00

Author:
KQuinn94Z
Posts: 1758


this is even creepier
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/11/081124-giant-squid-magnapinna.html
2009-08-26 22:15:00

Author:
oldage
Posts: 2824


this is even creepier
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/11/081124-giant-squid-magnapinna.html

Not really, its just a squid...
2009-08-26 22:18:00

Author:
Leather-Monkey
Posts: 2266


creepy looking, and from mexico.2009-08-26 22:19:00

Author:
KQuinn94Z
Posts: 1758


for you maybe, but I somewhat find those long legs creepier then the other "alien"2009-08-26 22:19:00

Author:
oldage
Posts: 2824


Wow. Interesting. If this news is true, then maybe these aliens were planning to start new generations on earth or something? Or maybe it isn't even from another planet, maybe it's just another creature that lives on earth, and that was the first it's been spotted by human eyes...2009-08-26 22:39:00

Author:
lk9988
Posts: 1077


Or MAYBE it's like that mermaid from the 1800's- actually a monkey glued to a fish.

... Only in this cause a monkey to some lizard...

Then again, if the scientists are "credible", then their detailed study would include DNA tests of various parts, showing them that those parts are from the same organism >_<

lk's explanation of a new species makes sense, but I would assume it would be from the deep sea, or from the deep jungles... Hm. Maybe it's a fossil?

Or maybe the scientists aren't scientists and didn't do anything credible :/

Or it could be an alien race seeking to dominate mankind. Yeah. that may be it.

... Or, most likely, the Reptilians placed it here to make us THINK we're making progress, only so they can control our species moreso!

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!
2009-08-26 22:44:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


I think there was some lizard-human lovin' going on. 2009-08-27 00:21:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664


I think there was some lizard-human lovin' going on.

You say lovin', but that implies it was mutual. Regardless, this is a theory I can believe!! That farmer clearly has something to hide.

Pitchforks time people!!
2009-08-27 00:48:00

Author:
rtm223
Posts: 6497


pfffff, fake.... its probably a sick mummified monkey or just a fake statue... notice how its pose never moves in the video2009-08-27 01:32:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251


You say lovin', but that implies it was mutual. Regardless, this is a theory I can believe!! That farmer clearly has something to hide.

Pitchforks time people!!

Who dares rape the honorable lizards!?!
2009-08-27 02:59:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664


That really smells like fake.

- It's a "corner news" when it should be big.
- It would be in ALL tvs. Didn't happen.
- Where are the footage of when it was living?
- When did it die?

Seriously...


.
2009-08-27 04:00:00

Author:
RangerZero
Posts: 3901


Looks like some sort of mutated monkey.2009-08-27 04:12:00

Author:
TheMarvelousHat
Posts: 542


perhaps it's a chupacabra of some kind O_O

Nah... here's your chupacabra.
YouTube - Chupacabra in Cuero, Texas. 8/8/08
2009-08-27 04:26:00

Author:
Rustbukkit
Posts: 1737


Oh my god!Do you know what this means?These aren't aliens...these are illegal aliens!The Mexicans must have advanced their technologies in human mutations and created miniature Mexicans!This is obviously a plan to sneak illegal immigrants by mutating them into lizard like creatures!Makes perfect sense!:eek:

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2009-08-27 04:27:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


Nah... here's your chupacabra.
YouTube - Chupacabra in Cuero, Texas. 8/8/08 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDrcOeAWeRs&feature=related)

hahahahaha it's just a dog. This is hilarious

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2009-08-27 13:05:00

Author:
RangerZero
Posts: 3901


Oh my god!Do you know what this means?These aren't aliens...these are illegal aliens!The Mexicans must have advanced their technologies in human mutations and created miniature Mexicans!This is obviously a plan to sneak illegal immigrants by mutating them into lizard like creatures!Makes perfect sense!:eek:


Nah.. the real invasion took place years ago. They started mutating aliens into mexican pottery and has been riding back in unsuspecting tourist trunks for decades.
2009-08-27 13:15:00

Author:
jwwphotos
Posts: 11383


Hey guys, this kinda stuff is very serious! I don't know about you but I know I'll be ready when the tripods start rising from the earth.2009-08-27 15:48:00

Author:
hilightnotes
Posts: 1230


this is even creepier
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/11/081124-giant-squid-magnapinna.html

cool a new squid specie

oh yea that monkey
maybe its a some kind of bold monkey that are liviing in theforest where no one see then beqause they are realy scared are life underground
2009-08-27 21:01:00

Author:
Unknown User


That really smells like fake.

- It's a "corner news" when it should be big.
- It would be in ALL tvs. Didn't happen.
- Where are the footage of when it was living?
- When did it die?

Seriously...

What he said.

It's fake.
2009-08-27 21:48:00

Author:
ChristmasJew
Posts: 431


What he said.

It's fake.

Well we all know that.
2009-08-28 01:03:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664


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