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The Dictionary
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| The premise of this game is very simple: we're writing a dictionary. However, these aren't just any old words, No! These are the best kind of words (the made up kind, of course ;p). In each post, a person creates their own defintion to the word left to them by the last poster (ie: anything you want, these shouldn't actually be real words with real definitions), and then posts a new one for the next poster to define. The idea here is to get as zany and creative as you feel with definitions, because the more you do that, the better the reading becomes ;p So heres an example to pique your interest: Poster 1: Definition of maroogandy: A Color. The best color in the universe. People have been known to go blind at its awesomeness. When asked they describe it as being a sort of bluish color, but can't be specific. New word: Enruderationer Player 2: Definition: Mystical Creature. Small, furry, obnoxious and invisible, these tiny imps are responsible for irrational thought processes. They latch onto their victims, and continue to poke them repeatedly in the back on the neck until they make a mistake. These mystical menaces cause the anger cells in ones brain to inflate, causing seemingly normal comments to take a rude and nasty turn. Cures for Enrudinationator pokes are large doses of chocolate, and daytime soap operas. Preventative measures include bicycle helmets, wearing a bucket on ones head, and removal of the brain. New word: Discuit ...etc. entries don't need to be that long of course, if you can tell me what a discuit is in 3 words, good for you! (cause beats me what it is  Aside from please keeping it fairly clean, how you define it is up to you!So to kick it off... anyone want to tell me what a Discuit is? | 2009-08-26 04:22:00 Author: Burnvictim42  Posts: 3322 |
| Discut= I have no idea. Seriously, I tried looking it up in a dictionary and there was no definition. It some sort of French word, I believe. And that's completely out of my spectrum. New word: hyrdralium | 2009-08-26 04:55:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack  Posts: 5757 |
| Perhaps i wasn't entirely clear... these words generally aren't real words, in fact mine should have been entirely made up. The idea is to make up your own definition for this made up word. Hydralium: Ore mined from between the toenails of a hydra. VERY rare due to not many people being stupid enough to start picking between a hydras toes  New word: Cartmanism | 2009-08-26 05:01:00 Author: Burnvictim42 Posts: 3322 |
| Oh, I get it. Cartmanism= the idolism and worshipfulness of ConfusedCartman. When disobeyed/not worshiped, this powerful deity unleashes a devastating event known as... the "Ban Wagon". New word: Humanoli | 2009-08-26 05:48:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Humanoli: a magical creature that forms on the underside of the kitchen table in your mother-in-law's Aunt Gertrude's house. it takes the shape of a small green humanoid creature with an olive for a head. new word: Quehnana | 2009-08-26 08:48:00 Author: gofurr360z  Posts: 886 |
| Quehnana = Like a banana but cube shaped. New word: Holomorganaism | 2009-08-26 09:42:00 Author: wexfordian  Posts: 1904 |
| Holomorganaism: A sect dedicated to mimicking the den-mother aspects seen in the mighty mother of all den mothers, Morgana. It has turned into something of a cult, with many people going for a complete makeover just to LOOK like Morgana as much as possible. There have even been a few reports of men getting a...... wait, maybe I'll keep this on the down low. Define: Shoopy | 2009-08-26 18:05:00 Author: hilightnotes  Posts: 1230 |
| LOL - please tell me that's not going on. shoopy - adjetive: a general feeling of malaise and indifference to the world outside of one's video game console. Example: I'm feeling a bit shoopy today and will not be able to make it into work (so I can download the History Pack and gad about as Ginghis Kahn) New word: Drakine | 2009-08-26 19:21:00 Author: Morgana25  Posts: 5983 |
| Drakine: the female version of drake, the maine character in uncharted. aksetlamp | 2009-08-26 19:26:00 Author: oldage  Posts: 2824 |
| aksetlight: a handy tool that can light a small area, and can also be used to cut things with. It is made from a rare steel found in the Himalayas, and so it is very rare in most countries. Define: Dreamonte | 2009-08-26 19:43:00 Author: Kog  Posts: 2358 |
| Dreamonte: the first name of the dreamcast before the veil robots take it over New world:Worlding | 2009-08-26 21:09:00 Author: Unknown User  |
| Worlding: A sport played mainly by city-sized extraterrestrials which is similar to a game of capture the flag. The area where the game is played is usually a large comet, a moon, or a small planet. A small bomb is placed at each pole of the playing field, and the first team to successfully detonate the bomb on the opposing team's side wins. Radcluffing | 2009-08-26 21:22:00 Author: BSprague  Posts: 2325 |
| Radcluffing: A soft, wooly material which is a lot like stuffing, but is much sharper and is known to contain mysterious coin like objects inside. New word:Obunjar By the way, this is a great idea for a forum game! | 2009-08-26 21:40:00 Author: lk9988  Posts: 1077 |
| Obunjar: Ancient contest of manliness. The premise would be to tie yourself to a boulder, jump off a cliff into a shark ridden ocean, and climb back up the rope using only the hair from your beard, while fighting for your life. It was abolished by the ladies, due to this revealing a stunning lack of "real men". New word: Whalding and thanks  | 2009-08-26 22:14:00 Author: Burnvictim42 Posts: 3322 |
| By the way, this is a great idea for a forum game! I have to agree, very creative and it doesn't feel like spam. Obunjar - The proper name for the underside of a bottle of perfume. Whalding - The act of driving a clown car parallel to a desert, but only while under the influence of Opiates. Considered a sport by some in Latin America. Fruge (Pronounced: Frudjuh) EDIT: Burnvictim42 beat me to it, so I answered his as well and someone can pick up from mine. | 2009-08-26 22:16:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325 |
| Fruge: The city of the ancient empire of intelligent ant people. Built thousands of years ago, this tiny prosperous city gave hope and dreams (and much of the time, even big cash) to ants, although the golden age of the ants became history by the massive magnifiying glass massacre. New word: Dokabuga | 2009-08-26 22:33:00 Author: lk9988 Posts: 1077 |
| Dokabuga: A wine made from a combination of beets, mango, and toe jam. Known widely for it's aphrodisiac qualities, it is also used as an hallucinogen when mixed with mayonnaise and black pepper. While offensive to the olfactory and taste sensibilitites of many, it can be quite useful when properly consumed. (Also strips paint and varnish quite nicely.) New word: agrabock | 2009-08-26 22:53:00 Author: v0rtex  Posts: 1878 |
| New word: agrabock agrabock: A type of belch resulting in a feeling of intense euphoria and the sensation of flying through a cosmic sea of space honey. often brought on by the ingestion of too much Dokabuga wine or Humanoli milk. Origin: The Deeptongue of the Dragonfolk. Florsythe unleashed a great agrabock that caused him to slip into a 4-hour trance, during which time his friends left him alone at Chuck-E-Cheese. New word: honyawlk | 2009-08-26 23:09:00 Author: Teebonesy  Posts: 1937 |
| honyawlk A majestic yodel once used by the ancient tribes of Ki. The young would sing out the basic yawlk until they were of age to marry, at which point the song of courting would begin - a tantalizing melody sung using only the honyawlk yodel. Define: Denderact | 2009-08-26 23:27:00 Author: hilightnotes Posts: 1230 |
| Denderact - The title given to any PhD who, upon going to get their degree, moonwalked onto the stage. They can still be called, for example Doctor Jackson, but Denderact Jackson is normally regarded as a more important title. Note: Jackson was a last name used for example purposes only. And the new word is: Kengala | 2009-08-26 23:49:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325 |
| kengala: A musical instrument played only on the night of a power outage. They are played by clipping them to your elbow, closing your eyes and reciting the name of the instruments creator, Simon Bloof. They will then generate a chime like noise that can only be heard if you hold a shopping receipt to your ear. New word: tuvxypodian | 2009-08-27 00:37:00 Author: persona3fan93  Posts: 155 |
| the citizen of a once powerful empire, known as the Shinaiojdkjgdk What is Lopollekef | 2009-08-27 00:43:00 Author: RockSauron  Posts: 10882 |
| Lopollekef: proper noun - A deity held in regard by the ancient Egyptians. Ruler of humor and myrth. Traditionally depicted with the head of a chicken. What with all the death worship this deity wasn't revered as fervently as Osiris or Horus but small temples to him have been unearthed beneath the sands of the desert. They typically house a statue to the god, an alter for placement of banana peels or cream pies and a restroom facility for those times when you laughed so hard it became necessary. New word: Zoasticy (Zo-A-Sti-See) | 2009-08-27 00:59:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983 |
| Zoasticy: the term to measure the Zoasticness of an object. Zoasticness is a term to measure the tendency of an object to go "Zoastic", meaning that it will spaz out into a disorienting and psychotic mutation, usually resulting in a volitile explosion and/or funky aftermath smell. So far, the only objects to do so are monkeys, rocks, snails, and Paris Hilton after being rejected for a pre-order on a pair of high heels. New word: Chaiotix (Chey-yah-ticks) | 2009-08-27 02:32:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Oh geez, this thread gives so many lols.... Chaiotix The art of making order out of something chaotic. Derived from the chaotic game pickup sticks, few truly master the art of chaiotix. See also: frustration. Define symatratic (sigh-mah-tra-tic) | 2009-08-27 02:53:00 Author: hilightnotes Posts: 1230 |
| symatratic (sigh-mah-tra-tic) Machine which can turn the atmosphere into pure apathy. Sadly, this machine is still in the testing phase, as the developers can't seem to get worked up about producing it anymore. define braingent. | 2009-08-27 03:37:00 Author: Burnvictim42 Posts: 3322 |
| braingent: A synthetic substance designed by scientists to replace grey matter on the occasion it turns yellow. There are a variety of "braingents", depending on the age of the cranial recipient. For example, "Grape Braingent (for Kids!)" is designed for children ages 4 to 12. Define: Shturlicues | 2009-08-27 04:00:00 Author: Teebonesy Posts: 1937 |
| Shturlicues -noun 1. A rare, flat-fish found solely in the shallow streams of the Andes mountains. 2. Moccasin-type shoes made from the rare, flat fish of the same name. New word: blant (I feel like I'm less creative than you lot. It was tough for me to come up with those, lol. Very fun reading, though.) | 2009-08-27 04:38:00 Author: comphermc  Posts: 5338 |
| A salt shaker used for pepper. New word:Machisubergada | 2009-08-27 04:45:00 Author: CyberSora  Posts: 5551 |
| New word:Machisubergada 12 legged death robot from the planet kazoo. Created originally to do the work of 100s of men, Machisubergada went berserk after being rejected by Eharmony.com, while attempting to find a robot companion. Machisubergada enjoys long walks on the beach, sunsets, and the occational maiming, if you share these interests, or just want to do the galaxy a favor, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give him a call!!! Last seen ransacking the third moon of kazoo. Can anyone tell me what in the world (or others) is a flurble? | 2009-08-27 08:26:00 Author: Burnvictim42 Posts: 3322 |
| Flurble - noun: a small fuzzy mammal recently discovered on the moon of Ezo which circles the planet Kypon in the Certara system. They are notable for a unique adaptation which allows them to inflate their tiny bodies to 5 times their normal size when threatened. Since the atmosphere of Ezo is primarily helium not only do they tend to float away from many perceived dangers but their warning cry is among the highest in pitch in the entire known universe. Not suitable as pets for young children. New word: ephemated (e-fem-mated) | 2009-08-27 08:38:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983 |
| ephemated: Describing dreams which have been given material matter by the process of ephemation. ephemation is a young science and an unpredictable one. Jimmy Haskins from Tucson, upon hearing reports that people were able to acquire jewels and wealth through the process, put a night's worth of dreams through the expensive ephemation process and ended up with a purple watermelon in the shape of a boot, and filled with miniature singing Frenchmen. He has found no use thus far for his ephemated dream and is saving money for a second processing. The tiny singing Frenchmen, he has learned, enjoy chocolate chips. I've been wondering what a Fortekronch is. | 2009-08-27 09:18:00 Author: Teebonesy Posts: 1937 |
| The Fortekronch is a small mammal, usually 5 to 7 inches long in its grown up state. They are rarely observed, but known for their playful demeanor. This playfulness affects their mating habits, as the male will sneak into unsuspecting human footwear and play pranks on the bipedal's socks ? turning them inside-out, pulling them down below the ankle, or dropping small pebbles down them. Upon success, the female displays her approval of the male by tapping her forehead with one of her paws. The Fortekronch is believ to have a life cycle ranging from 3 seconds to 7 years. New word: schtrompknicker | 2009-08-27 10:13:00 Author: slutzinc  Posts: 124 |
| schtrompknicker Nicknamed "the sockmonster", the schtrompknicker is a lone creature bent on stealing every sock in the world. Few have ever seen it, and scientists can only guess that the schtrompknicker's motivation is to gather every sock in the world so that it can stay warm with the scent of others. Reports vary widely from it being anything from a giant, 3 legged wampa rat variant, or a quaint luggage case with lots of little legs. From the New Fork Times: One man reportedly saw the schtrompknicker yesterday, and he had this to say about it: "One day I had 19 socks, and the next day I was down to 5. The only explanation? This plum sittin' on the desk that fateful day. I swear I saw it get up and walk away, that little nasty bugger. I bet it's got teeth to scare your mama!" I've forgotten the meaning of groomzanpan! | 2009-08-27 15:39:00 Author: hilightnotes Posts: 1230 |
| groomzanpan Known for it's multi-tasking qualities, this Japanese utensil is commonly found in the kitchen of many family homes. Taking the form of a full-moon frying pan, it comes equipped with a comb that slides out of the handle, making it perfect for preparing a meal and your appearance. Created by a freak accident when a Swiss Army shipment collided with a KraftMaid delivery, the popularity of this object sky-rocketed with the audiences, especially for maids and the publicly-enslaved. This utensil is not recommended for people who have a history of seizures, heart attacks, strokes, hysteria, hallucinations, epidemics and having bad relationships with cooking utensils and/or beauty products. Define Obularasinozectinshproinerkagg. | 2009-08-27 16:27:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Obularasinozectinshproinerkagg A common synonym for "hair gel", usually used by those wishing their hair gel was more expensive and think they can make up for it by calling it fancy names. (See: Hair gel) Define fenistromatic | 2009-08-27 18:27:00 Author: hilightnotes Posts: 1230 |
| fenistromatic:a game that woman play when they are alone with no man where they grap a ball and write fenistromatic on it til its full Suckjebuzz | 2009-08-27 18:49:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Suckjebuzz: The name given to the act of multiple bees absorbing the nectar of one flower at the same time. New word:Mozawagon | 2009-08-27 21:40:00 Author: lk9988 Posts: 1077 |
| Mozawagon: Colloquial phrase which, roughly translated means "If Car A leaves Town B going 100 (thats C ) Miles Per Hour, and Car D leaves City E going 100 miles per hour, how many apples does suzy have?" It has since evolved into the common word problem, and has largely fallen out of usage except in math circles. Outside of math circles, it is often deemed incredibly rude, as noone really cares about the answer in the first place. Example: (math circle) person 1: Mozawagon? person 2: Well, if those are the speeds, and you want it in metric, you first take the derivative... Example: (non math circle) person 1: Mozawagon? person 2: *slaps first person across face* Whats a Sklump? | 2009-08-28 03:13:00 Author: Burnvictim42 Posts: 3322 |
| Sklump: A carpet dwelling rodent that lives it's life under the carpets of family households. It's name implies to the lump-ish form it resembles when scattering about under the carpet. This creature's natural predator is Stanley Steemer. Define shmort. | 2009-08-28 03:59:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| shmort: The snorting sound often accompanying hysterical laughter. Often confused with the shveeze, which is that last little sigh of pleasure at the end of a fit of hysterical laughter; or the the shtoke: the point during the midst of an hysterical laughter fit in which breathing has ceased - this is often accompanied by a shtweak, which is a tiny squeaking noise made as the victim of said hysteria gasps for air and attempts to regain control of themselves. Experiencing any combination of these is referred to as a shmook, and all of them combined in one laugh-attack is a full-shmook (rare, but wonderful). All of these usually present with watering eyes. Define: bibliacrophy | 2009-08-28 05:21:00 Author: v0rtex Posts: 1878 |
| bibliacrophy refers to the decaying of old books. Torn pages, moldy smell, binding glue thats come undone, these are attributes often observed in books that are in advanced stages of bibliacrophy. define: thresilvix | 2009-08-28 07:16:00 Author: squirlin  Posts: 224 |
| thresilvix is a giant worm that lives on the moon and lives for 2 minutes it was found in the year 200 by minia silvix by his reschease about walking fish treeknee | 2009-08-28 20:08:00 Author: Unknown User |
| treeknee: (1) The name given to the bottom of a tree which branches out at the bottom. (2) A citizen of the Treeknee empire of planet Tropadrom. They've got a lot of tree in them, and they've got a lotta' knees. New word: Zobador | 2009-08-28 20:54:00 Author: lk9988 Posts: 1077 |
| The Zobador is a legendary sword used by King Zarthur in the Jurgantic period. It was said that he who wields Zobador wields the power of two cookies combined! Yes, people cowered before that sword. Define Polpool | 2009-08-28 22:59:00 Author: hilightnotes Posts: 1230 |
| Polpool: noun - a wide and shallow bowl of water used by ancient druids to divine answers to questions about what their leaders should do about any subject that the path was unclear on. Any subject that the group could not agree on from if they should offer gifts to the gods in a nearby lake or what they should prepare for a ceremonial feast would be put to the Polpool. A senior member of the group would ask the question then examine the ripples and colors reflected on the surface of the water and thus divine the correct course of action. New word: stolage | 2009-08-29 03:12:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983 |
| Oohh, this is going to be fun. stolage: A crime commonly associated by LittleBIGPlanetCentral member oldage. Notorious for his old-guy exterior and kitten avatar, this cunning trickster uses innocent imaging and friendly word-exchanging to lure in his victims. Once he's required enough members, he switches to his Call of Duty: World at War avatar and unleashes a rampage of cleverly thought-out accusations and rule-breaking theories upon the helpless newbiesm resulting in the "supposed" threats being negative repped and himself being positive repped. This publicity stunt has been attempted by numerous members, all ending up having reverse effects. Only oldage has successfully accomplished this feat. For more on the reverse effects, look up Adam9001. Define Rick-Rock'd. | 2009-08-29 06:27:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Rick-Rock'd- An expression commonly used the morning after. . . When you wake up and realize the person in bed with you is not the person you met the night before. Most people who find themselves "Rick-Rock'd" will also be suffering symptoms of a severe hangover. Define-cladger | 2009-08-29 06:40:00 Author: squirlin Posts: 224 |
| Cladger - A colossal gun of substantial power. It is said to be the ultimate weapon in the universe, and once it shoops, it whoops, destroying all life as it does so. Please, nobody should make this devastating thing fire its lazaaaar... New word: Bigudel | 2009-08-29 20:35:00 Author: KoRnDawwg  Posts: 1424 |
| Bigudel-A cat who barks. New word:Iseemorebutts | 2009-08-30 10:07:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551 |
| Iseemorebutts: The catchphrase used by famous comedian Seemorebutts. This line is usually exclaimed in order to break awkward silence and concentration. A barrage of lol's and rofl's ensue shortly afterwards. lol. Define Balamalakoola. <--Fun Fact: this is a word my dad uses... | 2009-08-30 21:44:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Balamalakoola: Tropical drink argued to be the second best drink in the universe (The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster beat it by several points). Best served in dark environments, due to the radioactive glow it emits. Balamalakoolas can only be created by chefs trained to make the drink while blindfolded as staring into it for two long can cause permanant eye damage. define mosqueeto | 2009-08-30 23:01:00 Author: Burnvictim42 Posts: 3322 |
I have a really good one for Rick-Rock'd but it's too late.  Anywho...Mosqueeto: Defined as the largest pest in the world, following are the Behee, and Fshhflie. New Word: Blidandery | 2009-08-31 03:05:00 Author: Sage  Posts: 2068 |
| Mosqueeto: a giant, talking mosquito that over emphasizes his 'E's, much like a cartoon snake over emphasizes his 'S's. new word: Shamama EDIT: just forget i posted and carry on with Sage's post | 2009-08-31 03:07:00 Author: gofurr360z Posts: 886 |
| Shamama: The sister city of Shangrila. Even more well hidden and mysterious than Shangrila, Shamama is rumored to be hidden in the basement of the Petronas Towers, locked away behind a rubber ducky. The only people to have ever made a trek to the holy metropolis are now kept in psychiatric treatment centers. Such trekkers are gofurr360z, Zwollie, and RockSauron (for reasons unspecified). Define Peanutasm. | 2009-08-31 03:13:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Peanutasm : To eat so many peanuts that they gain intelligence inside of your body and kill you from the inside. Define : Pinefreshscent | 2009-08-31 18:23:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068 |
| pinefreshscent: A type of perfume made to smell like the pine tree air fresheners which are commonly found in cars. New word: Blorgasiaton | 2009-08-31 19:37:00 Author: lk9988 Posts: 1077 |
| Blorgasiaton Noun - The mixture that is produced when one vomits up a grotesque mixture of French bread and Cookie Dough Pop-Tarts. Can also be a verb in the form of Blorgasiating. Snagplop | 2009-09-01 21:04:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325 |
| Snagplop: A strange, plant found in the jungles of planet Orvhaphoris. It is around only 10cm tall, although it can somehow eat creatures as large as elephants. It's main colour is pink, and it looks like it's something that's come out of a NES game and has had a HD makeover. New word: Plogadog | 2009-09-01 21:55:00 Author: lk9988 Posts: 1077 |
| Plogadog - noun: Cousin to the American prairie dog, plogadog's are common in the Midwest and range from Minnesota to Indiana and as far south as Northern Kentucky. These small furry mammals live in large social groups like their western cousins but differ in that the smaller but smarter plogadog's set social norms and govern the group. They dig burrows like their bulky cousins as well but plogadog settlements are discernable by the intricate geometric patterns the openings to their dens create in a field. Note: endangered New word: Metallomic (Meh-tal-lome-ic) | 2009-09-01 22:27:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983 |
| Metallomic - adj. Used to describe the person who has met every single in the world named "mike" (derived from the phrase "met all of Mike") New word - Paramosaical. | 2009-09-02 01:02:00 Author: dawesbr  Posts: 3280 |
| Paramosaical. adj. The method of placing micro-sectional electro magnetic panels within large antenna dishes in order to receive alien TV signals. One such dish is currently being built by the Geneva Paravision Organisation in Switzerland and, when built, will measure 2 km in diameter. New word: Chronomortification | 2009-09-02 01:11:00 Author: Rhyfelwr  Posts: 606 |
| Chronomortification - noun. A strange affliction affecting the brain, which causes the sufferer to have regular bouts of the "oh dear-ies", coupled with feelings of "mis-placia" and "itcannotbeesies". Eudentianalist | 2009-09-02 01:15:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280 |
| Love it dawesbr!! Eudentianalist: Noun: Obsessive, compulsive individuals, compelled to paint their teeth green. The common theorem for this bizarre behaviour is that the Trichromatoid part of the outer cortex is over-developed, leading to an over-excessive release of the hormone "Vertimust". New word: Trichromatoid | 2009-09-02 01:23:00 Author: Rhyfelwr Posts: 606 |
| Trichromatoid - noun. 1) Anything comprised of only the three colour schemes ("Johnny, look at that poor Trichromatoid woman over there! She needs to get some fashion sense, darling") 2) The part of the brain dedicated to the colours. When damaged, it can lead to odd, colour-related illnesses (such as Eudentialanism) New word - Intracompleteness. | 2009-09-02 01:39:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280 |
| Intracompleteness- a noun meaning that state of perfect balance and inner harmony which is felt on the completion of a particularly difficult puzzle. It is often, however, accompanied by feelings of smugness and self-satisfaction which can make expression of the feeling to others risky and give the term the slightly negative connotation it now carries, as in the sentence ?Aaghhh! Just stop being so unbearably intracomplete, will you!?. Pingthrift | 2009-09-02 11:58:00 Author: shropshirelass  Posts: 1455 |
| Pingthrift - adj. Kleptomaniacal about ping-pong balls ("Look at that guy, pocketing those 3 star Ping-pong pro players ping-pong balls, he is so pingthrift") Innegatory. | 2009-09-02 12:09:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280 |
| Innegatory - In the olden days, in every Inn there was an old stalwart who, in return for liquid refreshment, would regale the regulars with rip-roaring stories. Indeed, when in his cups the tales would be so highly-coloured that the story-teller would be accused of over-egging the story! And this, my friends, is the origin of the term ?inn-eg-atory? the derivation of which is largely lost but which in modern times is used to describe a huge roller coaster of a story in 400 hundred sizzling chapters with some hot gypsies thrown in ... Balquhidder | 2009-09-03 23:05:00 Author: shropshirelass Posts: 1455 |
| Balquhidder - noun. A word that describes itself, its meaning being someone writes a word in which someone has changed one letter to confuse the reader and "hide" the . The term originates from Lord T. Wyth-l?-mon, who changed "banquet" to "balquet". Thus, he was known as the "balquet-hider", and this became contracted to "balquhidder". Incontrovacuum | 2009-09-03 23:11:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280 |
| Incontrovacuum: noun/adj/adv - thoroughly air tight reason used in an argument. Beyond incontrovertible, once ncontrovacuum reasoning is presented all opposition to the contrary is immediately moot regardless of personal belief or facts that support the opposite. This extremely well thought out and final type of reasoning doesn't carry alot of weight in modern times but has been used in the past as a reasoning of last resort by numerous individuals, societies and governments. New word: Austean (aw-steee-an) | 2009-09-04 00:00:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983 |
| Austean - Adj. Of the Austea (a mythical land that had a pool of fish in it and one day a cat ate one of the fish and then the cat had a hairball and it was so big but god didn't want to clear it up so he just swept it under the carpet and it has been lost ever since). New word - Canjoobula | 2009-09-04 00:28:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280 |
| Austean:commonly used to describe the mindset of someone who believes in simplicity so much that they will forego any activity that is not completely nessecary for survival. This term is synonimous with "badass". If you were to go into the wilderness buck naked with nothing but a sharp stick; it could be said that you are Austean. Edit: not quick enough on the post here. . . see Dawesbr's post for the first definition of Austean Define- explodrigle (ex-plod-rigul) Edit: also define Dawesbr's term, Canjoobula | 2009-09-04 00:30:00 Author: squirlin Posts: 224 |
| Canjoobula- A native word principally used by those who live about and with the huba-baloo that has come to surround the Cannes Film Festival each and every year. explodrigle (ex-plod-rigul) -The uncanny act of having a ridged potato chip explode in ones' mouth. phinklestarg- | 2009-09-04 02:21:00 Author: Gravel  Posts: 1308 |
| phinklestarg-the phinklestarg is that spot on your back that you can never reach when it needs to be scratched. Some of our more dextrous individuals claim not to have a phinklestarg. -Ecschremical. . . . | 2009-09-04 03:06:00 Author: squirlin Posts: 224 |
| Eschremical - adj. Of an area of science devoted to reactions that take place in other dimensions and have a physical effect on the real world only after the reaction has taken place elsewhere. Tyrantulon | 2009-09-04 22:24:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280 |
| Tyrantulon- This term originated from the name of a lesser known cartoon actor, Tyrantulor. He couldn't find work as a villain on such famous cartoon shows as He-man, and Transformers. He was briefly featured as a villain in the show Thundercats, but was fired after getting a DUI. Today the term Tyrantulon is used to describe the failure to perform an evil act. If you wanted to drop a bag of kittens off a ten story building. . . and chickened out at the last moment, it would be a tyrantulon endeavor. *this term is also another name for mid-bosses in any video game. soffulicious- | 2009-09-04 23:19:00 Author: squirlin Posts: 224 |
| Soffulicious - adj. A portmanteau of soft, toffee, and delicious, this describes anything that is...soft, toffee and...uh...I forget. Incrumbulance | 2009-09-04 23:39:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280 |
| Incrumbulance- used to define how crumbly a food item (usually a cookie) is. A grahamcracker is highly incrumbulant. anthrobovimorph- | 2009-09-04 23:50:00 Author: squirlin Posts: 224 |
| Anthrobovimorph - noun. An eccentric person (usually an English male farmer from Shrops. or Staffs.) who runs from field to field, enacting their dreamt-up dramas by pretending that they are speaking for the cows that take the place of actors. Presture | 2009-09-05 00:06:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280 |
| Presture - a form of literature developed by the inhabitants of Maroogandy. The Maroogandians were a very artistic and literary race but completely clueless in matters of technology. As a result, not one of them had been able to come up with any practical medium for writing on. No one had invented paper or parchment and it hadn?t even crossed their minds to create large stone tablets for writing on. They were reduced to scratching out their stories on reasonably flattish pebbles they collected on the beach. Obviously this was something of a handicap when it came to recording the epic poems and adventure-packed sagas their minds were brimming with. Until, that is, one of them came up with the idea of ?presture? or ?compressed literature? in which the author would run words together, abbreviate etc, thus allowing a lot more to be conveyed on one pebble than ever before. Using classic presture methods, one Maroogandian famously managed to write out a translation of War and Peace on no more pebbles than would fill a small hat. Nearest modern English equivalent ? text speak. EDIT: Oops forgot the next word to be defined! Erm off the top of my head - blibbermoll | 2009-09-07 23:45:00 Author: shropshirelass Posts: 1455 |
| A blibbermoll is a person whose IQ is exactly 103. Exactly. Cro-prate. | 2009-09-08 18:22:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280 |
| Cro-Prate. noun An erect hominid originating from Northern Europe around 30,000 years ago, belonging to the same clade as Cro-Magnons. A precursor to modern man, Cro-Prate are considered to be the most intelligent of the early hominids, with some reaching a blibbermoll. splasmagorf | 2009-09-10 08:08:00 Author: jeffcu28  Posts: 648 |
| splasmagorf - n. Little-known creature from South Africa whose distinguishing feature is its ability to turn into a type of jelly or plasma. Psitrian. Also, BUMP for epicness. | 2009-10-18 17:24:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280 |
| Psitrian-A word that described the tiny creatures within a lightbulb. Likenimum | 2009-10-18 19:09:00 Author: ktang77  Posts: 592 |
| Likenimum, noun, the 196th element, which emits "Hyper radiation", comprised of one happy quark and one delirious quark, which causes delirium in whoever it hits. Compendron. | 2009-10-18 20:16:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280 |
| Compendron-adjective, A smarter word for the color milky trees. Belentoriukusdanompiacke | 2009-10-19 06:27:00 Author: ktang77 Posts: 592 |
| Belentoriukusdanompiacke, adjective, a very long word used to describe the entry of very long words into dictionaries. Fohlm | 2009-10-19 09:07:00 Author: Dexiro  Posts: 2100 |
| Fohlm - noun, a clever/lucky sod who discovers the solution to a tricky puzzle. EG, Dexiro. Sangwatch. | 2009-10-19 17:46:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280 |
| sangwatch-noun; a watch that has 46 buttons (yes 46) sings 4 types of melodies. Catoriotulistiesdorian | 2009-10-20 00:02:00 Author: ktang77 Posts: 592 |
| Catoriotulistiesdorian:Race of humans that became extinct with the sinking of Atlantis. Sightings of Catoriotulistiesdorians have been reported but none confirmed. Define: Grytopicaligality | 2009-10-20 06:38:00 Author: srgt_poptart  Posts: 425 |
| Grytopicaligality - Noun - A rare skin disorder which results in the swelling of the tiny muscles that cause goosebumps, resulting in a strange, scaly texture to the skin. Fuzzlingo | 2009-10-20 21:16:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325 |
| Fuzzlingo - noun - the language a newly discovered species of animal, called Fuzz, uses to communicate. it is made up of many unusual sounds such as "eh?", "blargh" and "GWAAHHH". Avaterrainianism | 2009-10-20 21:32:00 Author: gofurr360z Posts: 886 |
| Avaterrainianism: A species of discarded LBPC avatars that are forced to live underground. Define Hiltopliti | 2009-10-20 23:30:00 Author: srgt_poptart Posts: 425 |
| Hiltopliti-Noun; The name for the hilt on a top Gwuagaranismartiakipieshe | 2009-10-21 00:12:00 Author: ktang77 Posts: 592 |
| Gwuagaranismartiakipieshe: A birth defect that causes a second head with 17 ears to form. Whubbyflubbydubbydubby | 2009-10-24 03:44:00 Author: Drakora  Posts: 392 |
| Whubbyflubbydubbydubby- An onomatopoeiac word, which is the sound an overweight, jelly smothered man makes when he waddles to the fridge. Cholendrium | 2009-10-24 03:53:00 Author: moleynator  Posts: 2914 |
| Cholendrium-a rare energy producing crystal that is often required to power various doomsday devices. define swiffspitch | 2009-11-18 19:29:00 Author: squirlin Posts: 224 |
| swiffspitch- a rare, expensive pitch applied to uber-boats (aka, super sailboats) to make the speed and smoothness of the vessel immeasurable. Unfortunately, due to the fact that the pitch is [I]so[I/] smooth that the boats cannot manuever fast enough out of harms way, causing inedible disasters on the high seas. Define schliederhoogen. | 2009-11-20 05:02:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Unuptanium - The Last Element of the Periodic Table. It makes up all imaginary objects. | 2009-11-21 20:48:00 Author: amuseme543  Posts: 67 |
| Um you are supposed to post a defintition, did u read the first post? anyway define Jeajonifarumaokeluomnbunaqeol | 2009-11-21 22:25:00 Author: ktang77 Posts: 592 |
| Jeajonifarumaokeluomnbunaqeol the birth child of an elf and bottle of lilt, this being is so small they fly around and beat up brain cells for fun Zupase: | 2009-11-21 23:08:00 Author: Kern  Posts: 5078 |
| Zupase: A type of enzyme found in zuper organisms. Can be used to form various cleaning products. Advencolopy. | 2009-11-22 00:13:00 Author: moleynator Posts: 2914 |
| Advencolopy: A disease which makes you adventure in a canopy in a colony. Blarginhiemer. | 2009-11-22 06:48:00 Author: Drakora Posts: 392 |
| moleynators real name :O Zoggleboff: | 2009-11-23 17:46:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Zoggleboff: The type of lion that is inviable and is albino. Very deadly. Cheeseblur | 2009-11-29 04:29:00 Author: chezhead  Posts: 1063 |
| Cheeseblur-1. Common North American expression which designate a way to be fooled by a cloud of yellow polka-dots that affect your view. 2. Cheeseblur, Travis. The co-founder of the expression, "Being cheeseblurred". New word: Gloopsy | 2009-11-29 04:48:00 Author: Chump  Posts: 1712 |
| Gloopsy= Adjective, to appear gloop see also; Gloop Gloop: Food fed to the H4Hers to keep them pacified. New word: Flockiknockinilhilpilification | 2009-12-04 03:27:00 Author: thefrozenpenquin  Posts: 479 |
| Flockiknockinilhilpilification- (1) A bird like dance that just shouts "Kill me. I'm a dork with an ackward dance". (2) A Harry Potter fan. Synonyms for this are dork, goofball, British Wizard Fan, Harry Fanatic, idiot, dumb, retarted, George W. Bush. | 2009-12-04 03:35:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551 |
| Dude... New word... Add one. | 2009-12-04 03:40:00 Author: gofurr360z Posts: 886 |
| Addwon: Mike Addwon was the first man to forget something. Hypolicus | 2009-12-07 22:41:00 Author: Chump Posts: 1712 |
| Hypolicus- A syndrome in which the body suddenly metamorphoses into that of a puppy. Perdenicum | 2009-12-07 23:43:00 Author: Astrosimi  Posts: 2046 |
| Perdenicum- The time in which space travel will be possible. Gigglesnort | 2009-12-08 00:08:00 Author: Snrm  Posts: 6419 |
| laughing through your nose in a Snort kind of way Moleyo | 2009-12-08 17:39:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Moleyo- A follower in the moleynator fanclub on popular social network site molebook. Define Transmuggletoffer. | 2009-12-13 01:47:00 Author: moleynator Posts: 2914 |
| Transmuggletoffer: The state of being a muggle in J.K Rowlings Harry Potter books, This is a fate many would prefer death over, as it requires reading Harry Potter. Define: Hintopplewflowlnatropicalintrotothesasferintosrgtp optartisthegreatestdontyouagreelolol (I reccomend copying and pasting that) | 2009-12-22 00:53:00 Author: srgt_poptart Posts: 425 |
| Hintopplewflowlnatropicalintrotothesasferintosrgtp optartisthegreatestdontyouagreelolol: Another way of saying "A" or "An" Define: Yamum | 2009-12-27 23:08:00 Author: Doopz  Posts: 5592 |
| Yamum Pronunciation: /ya-mem/ Function: noun Etymology: Ghetto English yo mama circa 2007 : your mother. (i.e. Yamum so poor when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!") Define: Chillifinity | 2009-12-30 16:22:00 Author: jeffcu28 Posts: 648 |
| Chillifinity: mixture of chili and an really fat guy colinumpeas | 2010-01-17 15:51:00 Author: buddy_hamster123  Posts: 376 |
| the process of hitting a tin of peas with a hammer Lcoknao | 2010-01-17 15:58:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| another way of saying spying ermm.... kolefullus | 2010-01-22 20:35:00 Author: buddy_hamster123 Posts: 376 |
| Kolefullus: having to eat food you do not want to eat but you have no choice Hopsdone . . . . . | 2010-01-22 22:51:00 Author: Ainsl3y_xo  Posts: 478 |
| Hopsdone (Hops-dun)- The act of jumping on someone to inflict massive and fatal damage, much like the attack used by Mario Mario. "I am going to hopsdone you!" ------ "Did you see Mario hopsdone that koopa!?" Teconism | 2010-01-22 23:00:00 Author: Astrosimi Posts: 2046 |
| the art of smacking someone over the head with a piece of Wood; Or Teak, Avacada..... | 2010-01-23 17:34:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| Avacada: A special dance to praise the harvest of avacado's. Dilquin | 2010-01-24 01:46:00 Author: Ainsl3y_xo Posts: 478 |
| Dilquin: A type of dill pickle named after the discoverer Quin. Cuppug | 2010-01-24 02:17:00 Author: Mod5.0  Posts: 1576 |
| Cuppug: n. A miniature-sized pug, known to easily fit into small cups. Most compare it to the other "cup" dog, the teacup chihuahua. Define mafungo. | 2010-01-24 03:40:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Define mafunga: The mold that grows inside your pool in french. Poqilla | 2010-01-24 08:39:00 Author: Ainsl3y_xo Posts: 478 |
| Poqilla: A liquor that comes from a mix of rum and fermented porcupine urine. Enjoy. Define Psudowinagenisnm. | 2010-01-25 02:08:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Psudowinagenisnm: describing the art of Psudo; While very similar to Judo, is underwater Define Coxeroom; | 2010-01-25 15:30:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078 |
| coxeroom the room of a soCal house filled with appliances supported by cox(outlaw will get it...) lbppspcreatitos | 2010-01-26 05:09:00 Author: theswweet  Posts: 2468 |
| lbppscreatitos: A speical tato-chip that gives you more focus when playing LBP. Gebusnpeck | 2010-01-27 04:18:00 Author: Ainsl3y_xo Posts: 478 |
| Gebusnpeck: an ice-cream shop ,opened in 1965 by John Gebus and Jacob Peck Bonanagram | 2010-01-27 04:22:00 Author: Littlebigdude805  Posts: 1924 |
| a message service that relys on grandmas with BO creatoritis | 2010-01-27 05:33:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468 |
| creatoritis: a rare fear that causes someone suffering from creatoristis to run away 3km everytime he sees or hears the word create durrpetitis | 2010-01-27 05:45:00 Author: rseah  Posts: 2701 |
| Durrpetitis- When someone has taken an overdose of "Durrp"-ness. Joey is a famous example of "Durrpetitis." Define heliocentripicalifragilicsticseminalogicellularast ical. | 2010-01-27 06:13:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| a type of cheese only known by a small indigenous tribe (and some dolphins) in kowakowai mascalifilis | 2010-01-27 06:16:00 Author: Littlebigdude805 Posts: 1924 |
| mascalifilis: A special type of rice found in rocks burried deep in the ground. Xpectrone | 2010-01-27 07:56:00 Author: Ainsl3y_xo Posts: 478 |
| Xpectrone Definition: To have, but not own, a physical mental being in the possession of a PSP. New word: Tysintartantionarium | 2010-02-07 20:46:00 Author: trip090  Posts: 1562 |
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