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A new low in the movie industry - The "asteroid" movie...

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http://kotaku.com/5306085/universal-wins-rights-to-produce-anasteroids-movie

http://kotaku.com/5322891/asteroids-movie-is-about-relationships-also-blowing-up-crap

Warning, link may contain a couple of words not suited for people that are easly offended by "bad language," do not click if you are one of these people.
(Just in case.)
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Yep, thats right people, they're making an "asteroid movie, by "asteroid" i'm reffering to that really old game, you know, where you're a little white triangle framw which is supposed to be a ship, and you shoot the rocks flying around you?
Yeah, that one.

Why, or how would anyone would make a movie about this is beyond me, just goes to show you how people in the T.v. and movie business have indeed ran out of any original ideas and are now resorting mainly on just other already made things...

So... yeah, T.v. sucks and movies suck now and have gone down the drain, good thing we still have the internet and videogames.
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2009-07-30 14:12:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707


Well, movies based on good games suck, what would a movie based on a really old game be like? All I can think of is epic fail. My faith in humanity has dropped a bit more today.2009-07-30 16:20:00

Author:
dandygandy2704
Posts: 1002


Well, movies based on good games suck, what would a movie based on a really old game be like? All I can think of is epic fail. My faith in humanity has dropped a bit more today.

If something like this lowers your faith in humanity, I'm intrigued to see how little you know for something like this to even make a dent O_o.
2009-07-30 16:21:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


If something like this lowers your faith in humanity, I'm intrigued to see how little you know for something like this to even make a dent O_o.
Meh, all I needed to hear was "Asteroids movie", really.

Besides, my faith has only dropped a bit. Like, dos points.
2009-07-30 16:24:00

Author:
dandygandy2704
Posts: 1002


What if there is a twist, like the asteroids turn out to be transformers, that turn into space invaders, then the asteroid pilot has to go down and defend against the invaders and then the asteroid pilot is actually pacman, and the space invaders are ghosts.

That could work...
2009-07-30 16:27:00

Author:
rtm223
Posts: 6497


So, like, it's just a movie about arcade games in general? Interesting concept, but I don't think I'd want to see a Pac-Man movie...2009-07-30 16:28:00

Author:
dandygandy2704
Posts: 1002


I'm sorry, but I have a hard time seeing this do worse than the Mario movie. This isn't a new low.2009-07-30 18:39:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664


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