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Spoonerism Showcase!....Share your mord wix ups!!

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Here is a wonderful example of getting your mords wixed up!!

During a tense and exciting extract from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince as Dumbledore and Harrry were about to enter the Horcrux cave, Rhy read aloud the following words.......

'The fissure soon opened into a dark tunnel that Harry could tell would be filled with water at high tide.The slimy walls were barely three peet afart and glimmered like wet tar in the passing light of Dimbledore's wand.'

2009-07-14 13:50:00

Author:
IceMaiden
Posts: 1057


HaHa very good.

One of my favourites is to do with an old song by Burl Ives called :

'Big Rock Candy Mountain'

I'll let you figure that out for yourselves.
2009-07-14 14:26:00

Author:
mistervista
Posts: 2210


'Rig Bock Mandy Countain' ???
2009-07-14 14:29:00

Author:
wexfordian
Posts: 1904


'Rig Bock Mandy Countain' ???


That's hilarious
2009-07-14 15:58:00

Author:
IceMaiden
Posts: 1057


My common one is Par Cark.... duh

or fut to bist...

Rhy
2009-07-14 19:43:00

Author:
Rhyfelwr
Posts: 606


Ha ha!

Funnily enough, my hubby was playing Snow Queen part 3. It was quite near the end, but he was about to take the same direction he'd come from. With a mouthful of coffee, I shouted "You're going the Wong Ray!"

He laughed, and then died (in the level, not literally!).
2009-07-14 19:52:00

Author:
MrsSpookyBuz
Posts: 1492


I always was a fan of the classic 'feeling san'.2009-07-14 20:08:00

Author:
dandygandy2704
Posts: 1002


Hahaha Wong Ray sounds like some korean tv chef or something :O

this isn't really the same thing, but whenever I'm about to type ORLY in msn or whatever, I always use OREILLY or ORALLY!!!??? instead

Anyone ever see that Fawlty Towers episode, where Manuel is asking for the ORALLY MEN! Hahahaha I couldn't stop laughing. "You are ORALLY MEN???"

Excellent, found the video
YouTube - Fawlty Towers The Builders (2 of 3)
2009-07-14 20:09:00

Author:
Pitcard
Posts: 779


Hahaha Wong Ray sounds like some korean tv chef or something :O

this isn't really the same thing, but whenever I'm about to type ORLY in msn or whatever, I always use OREILLY or ORALLY!!!??? instead

Anyone ever see that Fawlty Towers episode, where Manuel is asking for the ORALLY MEN! Hahahaha I couldn't stop laughing. "You are ORALLY MEN???"

HA! Yes, I'm a big Fawlty Fan, and I know the episode you mean. The same scene they say "You are U-Rang-Utan!" lol

Which reminds me, the Fawlty Towers hotel sign had a few different versions too!
2009-07-14 20:14:00

Author:
MrsSpookyBuz
Posts: 1492


Haha true, just had to see the rest of that episode again on youtube. Its really one of those timeless shows. They kept it short and sweet (only 12 episodes) and didn't exhaust any old jokes... like the kinda tripe we have today (LittleBritain)...2009-07-14 20:35:00

Author:
Pitcard
Posts: 779


Cice Nat instead of Nice Cat. LAWL LAWL LAWL!2009-07-16 05:22:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664


Cice Nat instead of Nice Cat. LAWL LAWL LAWL!

Like it!

The first time I met Rhy's parents and was on my best behaviour and minding my P's and Q's, I got to the punchline of a story I was relating and finished of by saying "So the up**** of it was"........Mortified!! :blush:
2009-07-16 10:01:00

Author:
IceMaiden
Posts: 1057


ouch lol

i remember one time emptying the dish washer and saying something about putting away the sporks and foons lol
2009-07-16 18:16:00

Author:
redmagus
Posts: 667


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