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ps3 is a nuke

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hey all. i have found a peice of info thats kinda disturbing.
so last night i was breezing though my ps3 munual making sure im treating my ps3 rite(my ps3 is olmosts dead)but then i find and qwoute

"warning any interaction or modofocation may cuse exposure to laser radiation"

now to what i know from science class radiation is what made hiroshima so devostating(and no it dont give you mutant powers)

so id be careful with thoughs game systems:kz:		2009-05-26 11:21:00

Author:
solid-snake
Posts: 212

this made me lol.. lol2009-05-26 11:27:00

Author:
ChocolateBox
Posts: 63

So thats what that big red button does...2009-05-26 12:00:00

Author:
Boomy
Posts: 3701

I removed all light bulbs around the house after learning that they emit high-speed photon radiation when turned on!!! To think that they came without a warning label, can you imagine!!!1!!11!!!1!!2009-05-26 12:18:00

Author:
tameturtle
Posts: 150

This whole thread makes me lol. continue.2009-05-26 15:29:00

Author:
HalfaSack
Posts: 214

I've moved this to General Chat as it has nothing to do with gaming. Please make sure you are posting in the correct section before you hit submit.

Thanks

Cheers QuozL		2009-05-26 16:15:00

Author:
QuozL
Posts: 921

no i'm going to die.......... from laughing LOL2009-05-26 17:55:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

L.A.S.E.R.:

Light
Amplification
(through)
Stimulated
Emission
(of)
Radiation

Everythign gives off radiation: cell phones, iPods, PS3 controllers, Xbox headsets, TV sets, DVD players, etc...

Second, Hiroshima was devastating because of the topography and wind patterns of the island of Japan. The wind carried the nuclear fallout across the island, and also contaminated the food supply (which is fish in Japan). Pripyat was the same way, just ask Sweden...		2009-05-26 18:13:00

Author:
Aurongel
Posts: 221

Wow.... I'm going to remove all technology from my house immediately. And stop eating non-organic food.... WAIT - organic food may contain animal dung....

I'm getting myself a big plastic bubble to sit in until all this gets worked out... hopefully not a plastic bubble that slowly gives off chemical residue. And I'm only drinking filtered water.		2009-05-26 18:55:00

Author:
CCubbage
Posts: 4430

Call me a thrillseeker, I've got my PS3 on standby........chargin ma lazor.2009-05-27 05:37:00

Author:
Foofles
Posts: 2278

YouTube - Austin Powers - Sharks with lasers2009-05-27 06:02:00

Author:
ConfusedCartman
Posts: 3729

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!1111!!!!:eek: What to do with my PS3 now...
...
Meh, I'm still gonna play it.		2009-05-27 13:13:00

Author:
lk9988
Posts: 1077

That's why I always wear this when playing on my PS3:

http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-15483597.jpg?size=572&uid={1A581236-EE3F-4988-BC7D-492E4E632812}
You can never be too careful!!		2009-05-27 14:21:00

Author:
Zwollie
Posts: 2173

And here I thought it was just a grill... turns out it's also a microwave? How versatile.

http://noreset.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/ps3-grill.jpg		2009-05-27 15:15:00

Author:
Gilgamesh
Posts: 2536

Don't supply Kim Jong Il or what's his name with PS3's!2009-05-27 15:58:00

Author:
BasketSnake
Posts: 2391

Err, dude, Hiroshima was devastated because the Nuclear Bomb exploded (I'm not going to go into HOW it exploded)
<_<
The radiation was side effect of that happening that simply contaminated the sorrounding area, water, etc.		2009-05-27 18:32:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

LOL

Troll? Fool? Who knows.....		2009-05-31 21:46:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100

just ask Sweden...
Ah it's not too bad, a lady told me if you cook things long enough, the radiation disappears (she seriously said it too.)
Very amusing.		2009-05-31 21:52:00

Author:
ll_ye
Posts: 236

And here I thought it was just a grill... turns out it's also a microwave? How versatile.

http://noreset.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/ps3-grill.jpg

This kind of sarcastic humor just CRACKS ME UP. Oh yeh, Kim Jong Il just got a few PS3's. He said it was for some kind of test... I dunno.		2009-05-31 22:57:00

Author:
Unknown User

Reminds me of the time when it was thought that the Iraq wanted to use PS2 to control missiles and unmanned aircrafts.

/goes old news hunting

Here (http://news.zdnet.co.uk/hardware/0,1000000091,2083302,00.htm), I found one article. Just imagine what you could do with a PS3 or Xbox. ^.^

Edit: Wait a second. That's already 9 years ago.
/suddenly feels old		2009-05-31 23:08:00

Author:
Syroc
Posts: 3193

Reminds me of the time when it was thought that the Iraq wanted to use PS2 to control missiles and unmanned aircrafts.

/goes old news hunting

Here (http://news.zdnet.co.uk/hardware/0,1000000091,2083302,00.htm), I found one article. Just imagine what you could do with a PS3 or Xbox. ^.^

Edit: Wait a second. That's already 9 years ago.
/suddenly feels old


What the... The US military actually thought that could happen? Are these the people protecting 300 million and controlling our nuclear weapons stock? I think I just lost some reliability in the government.		2009-06-01 00:48:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

Reminds me of the time when it was thought that the Iraq wanted to use PS2 to control missiles and unmanned aircrafts.

/goes old news hunting

Here (http://news.zdnet.co.uk/hardware/0,1000000091,2083302,00.htm), I found one article. Just imagine what you could do with a PS3 or Xbox. ^.^

Edit: Wait a second. That's already 9 years ago.
/suddenly feels old

Lol. Don't feel to bad. I remember that too. Hey ya should check the smoke detectors in your house. Most actually do contain radioactive material. There's usually a warning on the back.		2009-06-01 01:06:00

Author:
Chicago51
Posts: 258

YouTube - Austin Powers - Sharks with lasers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7bYNAHXxw)

http://www.iamboredr.com/files/88b80be51f71.jpg

The PS3 is a nuke? No way, I just played it this mornin-		2009-06-01 09:25:00

Author:
AwesomePossum
Posts: 446

http://www.iamboredr.com/files/88b80be51f71.jpg

The PS3 is a nuke? No way, I just played it this mornin-

A gorilla with sun glasses holding a boom box playing some old school rap watching riding on the shoulders of a break dancing godzilla destroying Tokyo.		2009-06-02 00:09:00

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qrtda235566
Posts: 3664


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