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Beep! Beep! Beep! Confused Cartman punched his alarm clock, then glanced at the clock. "Jeepus Cripe! It's 10:30! I'm supposed to be at Professor lbp's to get my first Pokemon! I gotta go!" And CC burst out the door and ran to Professor lbp's as fast as he could. When he got there, there was a huge crowd, all standing in awe of someone in the middle. "Yyyyyyyyyeah I got mah first pokemon, it's no big deal, really. It's just the extremely rare Squirtle, ya know? No big deal," He said arrogantly. He was Marino, grandson of lbp and a cocky punk since Cartman and he were toddlers. "Uh, Marino...does lbp have anymore pokemon in there?" Cartman asked. "Ha! Look who decided to decided to get out of bed today! He might have a weak Rattata if you're lucky!" Marino said. Cartman ran inside lbp's lab, and there sat lbp, exhausted from giving out all those pokemon. "lbp!" Cartman shouted. "Oh, Cartman. You're a bit late, you know?" "Yeah, I'm sorry, professor. Do you think you have anymore pokemon left?" "I'm sorry Cartman, I'm afraid I don't have any pokemon left...." "Oh..." Cartman just looked away in disappointment. "Oh! Wait! There is one..." lbp said, and then went and got a poke ball. "This is Go, Mouse. It's an electric type pokemon," lbp pressed the little button in the middle of the poke ball and Go, Mouse popped out. "Spiff. Spiff. Spiff," the pokemon said. "Remember to take good care of your pokemon Cart-" Cartman punched lbp in the face before he could finish his sentence, then stole all the poke balls lbp hid in his freezer. "Hey, Mouse! Get in the Poke Ball!" Cartman demanded. Mouse just ran away. Cartman chased after it, but tripped on an Arbok named Cid. Cartman picked Cid up and wrangled Mouse but accidentally choked her in the process. She was alive, but the closest Poke Center was through Viridian Forest! OOoooooh! Stupid Mouse.

2009-05-02 22:26:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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... Wow. XD ...Random, so it was funnah! ... are you planning to make more? :/

2009-05-02 22:43:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Hek yes 10 lettters omg!

2009-05-02 23:11:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Oh wow... Awesomemans, you never cease to entertain me.

2009-05-03 15:42:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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That was so random yet funny. I'm guessing CC is meant to be Ash, Marino is meant to be Gary and lbp is meant to be professor Oak.

2009-05-03 21:13:00 Author: lk9988 Posts: 1077

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That was so random yet funny. I'm guessing CC is meant to be Ash, Marino is meant to be Gary and lbp is meant to be professor Oak. ....MAYBE?!?

2009-05-03 21:37:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Lol that was funny. Nothing beats randomness... in Pokemon!

2009-05-03 23:06:00 Author: Xenifus Posts: 306

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Chapter 2 :Trouble in Viridian Forest! So there Cartman stood, before Viridian Forest without a Pokemon, his Go, Mouse hiding somewhere inside. He knew he would have to battle all the pokemon himself. As soon as he entered, Cartman was confronted by a dastardly Bug Catcher. "Caterpillars are like pocket knives without the sharp edges and without the handle and have legs!" Bug Catcher said to begin the battle. "Weedle! I choose you!" Bug Catcher threw his Poke Ball. Unsure about what to do, Cartman threw his shoe into battle. Luckily, his shoe landed right on top of the Weedle. It was super effective. Weedle fainted! "Curses! You're Shoe is truely powerful!" Bug Catcher said "But let's see how well you do against my Caterpie! Hahahaha!" Bug Catcher threw his Caterpie into battle. "Um....Go, Other Shoe?" Cartman threw out his other shoe, which just so happened to land on top of the Caterpie. It was super effective. Caterpie fainted! Bug Catcher is all out of Pokemon! "I like bugs they're fun!" Bug Catcher said, humbly admitting defeat. Cartman got 120 moneys for winning against Bug Catcher. He continued to search for his Go, Mouse. The light shined through the cracks in the leaves of the trees like a really weak pokemon using hyper beam on a really small scale. Suddenly, he heard a pokemon in distress. Cartman ran to see what was happening. He reached a part of the forest a little bit off the main trail to see his Go, Mouse trying to be stuffed in a bag by a blue haired man and a red haired women, though Cartman wasn't TOO sure if the blue haired one was indeed a man at all. "Hey, what are you mayonnaise heads doing with my Go, Mouse?!?" Cartman asked. "Oh ehem...Prepare for trouble!" The blue haired one said. "And make it double!" The pink haired one said. "To protect the world from devastation." "To unite all people within our nation." "To denounce the evils of truth and love." "To extend our reach to the stars above." "EvilTikiGod!" "Lil Pingin!" "Team Rocket, blasting off at the speed of light!" "Surrender now or prepare to fight!" "Meowth! That's right!" said their Meowth. Cartman kicked the kitty into a nearby lake. Then he pushed Lil Pingin onto the ground. Then he punched EvilTikiGod in the mouth and he began spitting out quarters (because that's where some thieves keep their quarters in Pokemon world). Then Cartman grabbed his Go, Mouse, and the two exited Viridian Forest and came to Viridian City.

2009-05-05 21:37:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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