Archive: 96 posts

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Be kind to your enemies... it annoys them!

2008-08-24 06:33:00 Author: 12454522412412 Posts: 779

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"what is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!"

2008-08-24 06:40:00 Author: Reshin Posts: 1081

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"Life is a suicide mission." - Ender

2008-08-24 06:42:00 Author: ConfusedCartman Posts: 3729

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YouTube - Just Say Narf! Sue me. >_>

2008-08-24 06:44:00 Author: ScytheOfGrim Posts: 438

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"Life, loathe it, ignore it, you can't like it." - Marvin; The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

2008-08-24 06:50:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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dont take life too seriously... you will never make it out alive.

2008-08-24 07:20:00 Author: 12454522412412 Posts: 779

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"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Einstein

2008-08-24 08:20:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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''Don't **** Against The Wind''

2008-08-24 08:42:00 Author: Oliebol Posts: 49

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Hey Brig...where did you get your first quote from? >_> <_<

2008-08-24 09:47:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080

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my dad said it once... i asume he got it from sumewhere else...

2008-08-24 09:54:00 Author: 12454522412412 Posts: 779

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I THINK I read it somewhere too...the bible? :/

2008-08-24 10:43:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080

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Well I read it in one of kax's sigs >_>

2008-08-24 11:34:00 Author: LittleBigAssassin Posts: 12

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A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Einstein So many Einstein quotes would fit well with LBP...

2008-08-24 13:14:00 Author: bbroman Posts: 1374

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"You are unique, just like everyone else" -some T-shirt I saw on the bus

2008-08-24 21:48:00 Author: Reshin Posts: 1081

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BALLS!!!!!

2008-08-24 23:02:00 Author: OverWork Posts: 873

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"Don't Eat The Yellow Snow"

2008-08-24 23:04:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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"You just got rick rolled" most annoying quote when it happens to you but its funny when you get other people to fall for it

2008-08-24 23:06:00 Author: Darkelite105 Posts: 374

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"You Can Taste The Difference Quality Makes!" - Shneiders

2008-08-24 23:07:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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"I will cross the darkness and I dont care who is waiting me" - I dont remember who said it but I like it

2008-08-24 23:13:00 Author: happysack Posts: 44

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"This! is! Sparta!"

2008-08-25 21:44:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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"let he who is without sin, cast the first stone" and the close second... "A system of capitalism presumes sound money, not fiat money manipulated by a central bank. Capitalism cherishes voluntary contracts and interest rates that are determined by savings, not credit creation by a central bank. . " - Ron Paul

2008-08-25 21:58:00 Author: docpac Posts: 601

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whats that second one?

2008-08-26 01:46:00 Author: 12454522412412 Posts: 779

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"let he who is without sin, cast the first stone" That's a great Jesus quote! I remember reading that in the Bible. "He was a wise man who invented beer." -Plato

2008-08-26 02:00:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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Andrew Carnergie, who built Carnegie Hall, asked Mark Twain if he thought America was a Christian Kingdom. "My dear Carnegie. So is Hell"

2008-08-26 02:03:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smileing?

2008-08-26 04:00:00 Author: 12454522412412 Posts: 779

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"I fear no evil, for I am fear incarnate!" - Force Commander Gabriel Angelos from Warhammer 40000

2008-08-26 04:39:00 Author: Darkelite105 Posts: 374

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if nobody is perfect, i must be nobody

2008-08-26 04:41:00 Author: 12454522412412 Posts: 779

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an old favorite "don't hit kids, seriously, they have guns now"

2008-08-26 05:22:00 Author: Reshin Posts: 1081

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"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." Gotta love that one. xD

2008-08-26 06:18:00 Author: ScytheOfGrim Posts: 438

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whats that second one? Thats Ron Paul baby! Heres another one of my favorites.. "If I know I'm not as smart as I think I am, does that make me smarter than I think I am?"

2008-08-26 08:21:00 Author: docpac Posts: 601

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Spoon! - The Tick good times and for those of you who know of the tick you are awesome.

2008-08-26 12:05:00 Author: Cartoonguy Posts: 234

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Same sh*t different toilet - Jay-Z

2008-08-26 20:22:00 Author: QuellMicquel Posts: 68

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The one in my sig. Kinda confuses me when i think too hard lol.

2008-08-27 01:12:00 Author: ryryryan Posts: 3767

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Probably "Oh... Derka Derka" - Random Terrorist in Team America. Theres also a funny one about beer, but I forgot.

2008-08-27 01:19:00 Author: Maltay Posts: 2073

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Probably "Oh... Derka Derka" - Random Terrorist in Team America. Theres also a funny one about beer, but I forgot. Maltay!!! your back!

2008-08-27 05:00:00 Author: 12454522412412 Posts: 779

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Maltay!!! your back! seems so WOOOOOOOOT

2008-08-27 05:04:00 Author: ryryryan Posts: 3767

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hmm, well mine are in my signature.

2008-08-27 05:16:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813

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"I don't know I'm making this up as I go." Indiana Jones - Raiders of the Lost Ark

2008-08-27 09:18:00 Author: muttjones Posts: 843

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I've got another one! At a Democratic convention in 1945, the extremely right wing Chicago Tribune newspaper editor, dubbed the greatest mind of the 14th century, had the headline for that be "Socialists meet at Convention".

2008-08-27 20:37:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Well I have a few favorite: "I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well." - Andrew Ryan "would you kindly?" -Atlas "We all make choices in life, but in the end our choices make us." - Andrew Ryan theye are all from BioShock lol

2008-08-27 21:48:00 Author: Gondito Posts: 1082

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I've got a few that I like. "What was she fighting for? What am I fighting for? ... What are you fighting for?!" ~Otacon, Metal Gear Solid. "None shall pass." ~Black Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

2008-08-27 22:13:00 Author: ChazFox Posts: 132

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"Hard work pays off tomorrow laziness pays off today" "In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet" Albert Schweitzer

2008-08-27 22:34:00 Author: LittleBigChav Posts: 175

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this one is from full metal jacket... "The only word I am going to die for is p**ntang"

2008-08-27 23:09:00 Author: 12454522412412 Posts: 779

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this one is from full metal jacket... "The only word I am going to die for is p**ntang" http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/fmj3.jpg God bless Animal Mother

2008-08-27 23:30:00 Author: LittleBigChav Posts: 175

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"None shall pass." ~Black Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail Nice one there! "It's actualy Adam and Steve... That's what you get for reading the translation" - God

2008-08-28 01:02:00 Author: Maltay Posts: 2073

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http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/fmj3.jpg God bless Animal Mother that movie is so funny... "only two things come out of oklahoma: steers and queers. and i sure as hell dont see any horns on ya boy!"

2008-08-28 02:23:00 Author: 12454522412412 Posts: 779

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"The big bang theory, in the beginning their was nothing, which exploded" - a demotivational poster

2008-08-28 02:52:00 Author: Reshin Posts: 1081

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?Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream,? ---unfortunalty thats from President George W. Bush... :sad:

2008-08-30 03:50:00 Author: 12454522412412 Posts: 779

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"Don't forget to bring a towel"

2008-08-30 04:03:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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lol... towlie... "wanna get high?"

2008-08-30 04:46:00 Author: 12454522412412 Posts: 779

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holy bajebers batman - robin "WAR" is a routine - OLD SNAKE what is life when nothing excites man's favourite: why am i here? why do i live, die, yea that's it best 1 is batman

2008-08-31 04:39:00 Author: Thee-Flash Posts: 3154

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*Sneezes* "Sorry i'm allergic to Bullsh*t" - Will Smith, I, Robot

2008-08-31 19:30:00 Author: rocketi05 Posts: 80

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I was merely remarking among the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. -V for Vendetta

2008-08-31 19:33:00 Author: Unknown User

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Life's a ***** and then you Die.... What came first, the chicken or the egg ???????? If at first you don't succeed, TRY HARDER!!!!!!!!

2008-08-31 19:48:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767

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lol... there are some really funny ones...

2008-09-01 18:16:00 Author: 12454522412412 Posts: 779

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"Don't Panic" - the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

2008-09-03 02:14:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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that made no sense... plz explain...

2008-09-03 02:22:00 Author: 12454522412412 Posts: 779

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that made no sense... plz explain... Read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

2008-09-03 02:23:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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reading stinks... at least it is if its forced reading... "early bird get the worm, but the late worm gets to live..."

2008-09-03 02:38:00 Author: 12454522412412 Posts: 779

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"the most useless day of all, is in which we have not laughed" "Never accept anything from a naked man's pockets" "a bleeding heart, is hell on the carpeting" "a bird in the hand, makes it hard to blow your nose" "what if God was one of us, just a slob like one of us"

2008-09-03 19:28:00 Author: Noonian Posts: 523

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lol i like the last one...

2008-09-05 00:23:00 Author: 12454522412412 Posts: 779

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Steven Wright If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

2008-09-05 00:53:00 Author: Unknown User

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lol... they both die...

2008-09-05 01:58:00 Author: 12454522412412 Posts: 779

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reading stinks... at least it is if its forced reading... "early bird get the worm, but the late worm gets to live..." The Hitchhikers Guide is worth reading. "It's even worse than I imagined it to be."

2008-09-05 02:54:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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Steven Wright If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Haha, I need to put that in my sig xD

2008-09-05 19:20:00 Author: Unknown User

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lol it is a good one...

2008-09-06 04:24:00 Author: 12454522412412 Posts: 779

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Oo! I have one... "Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present".

2008-10-06 20:14:00 Author: Unknown User

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life" Said it before, but tis awesome

2008-10-06 20:16:00 Author: Maltay Posts: 2073

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"I'm no hero." - Solid Snake

2008-10-06 23:53:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving wasn't for you.

2008-10-07 00:18:00 Author: alexbull_uk Posts: 1287

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It's Time to kick *** and chew bubble gum but I'm all outta bubblegum -Duke Nukem Make crime pay - become a lawyer. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

2008-10-07 00:53:00 Author: Kyashu Posts: 447

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"To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity" - Oscar Wilde This is beyond true

2008-10-07 00:57:00 Author: Dream Machine Posts: 51

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"The final digit of PI is..." - Clank

2008-10-07 05:18:00 Author: Unknown User

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Crime doesn't pay unless you steal - Unknown

2008-10-07 05:44:00 Author: Thee-Flash Posts: 3154

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Ill be back...... LOL

2008-10-28 00:35:00 Author: Coltfirearms Posts: 269

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"No Worrys" - Me

2008-10-28 03:29:00 Author: TrePVox Posts: 41

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"Akuna Matata" - It means no worries.

2008-10-28 03:31:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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"so it goes." ~billy pilgrim

2008-10-28 04:21:00 Author: Go,Mouse! Posts: 388

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Kung Fu, hard work over time to accomplish skill. A painter can have Kung Fu, or the butcher who cuts meat everyday with such a skill that his knife never touches board. Learn the form, but seek the formless, hear the soundless, learn it all then forget it all, learn the way and then find your own way. The musician can have Kung Fu, or the poet who paints pictures with words and makes Emperors weep, this too is Kung Fu; But do not name it, my friend, for it is like water, nothing is softer than water, yet it can overcome rock, it does not fight, it flows around the opponent. Formless, nameless, the true master dwells within, only you can free him! -Jet Li and Jackie Chan in The Forbidden Kingdom so-so movie, but one heck of a memoriable quote

2008-10-29 06:03:00 Author: Reshin Posts: 1081

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"You were just a waste of sperm"

2008-10-29 11:34:00 Author: Unknown User

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"The big bang theory, in the beginning their was nothing, which exploded" - a demotivational poster Lol, that really amused me! Hurts the brain haha

2008-10-29 11:43:00 Author: ryryryan Posts: 3767

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I have a few hope you don't mind "I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying." "I'm all for women who get plastic surgery. Because plastic surgery allows you to make your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance -- fake." "Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'" "I hope we find a cure for every major disease. I'm tired of walking 5k." " I don't think God hates gays, he's just mad they found a loophole. Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. Honestly, ladies, do you have to eat everything? I know you were hungry and a snake told you to do it. You keep that story up. It's cute,and we've believed it for this long. But we were punished for all mankind. What was women's punishment? Anybody know? Painful childbirth and menstruation. What was men's? We had to deal with women. I mean how mad would you be? You come with this awesome punishment, and then *** guys are like "You know what?...We're gonna just bang each other. It's gotta be better then all that 'blah blah blah blah blah, buy me this buy me that." Done. Sorry if that last one was a little crude.

2008-10-30 04:50:00 Author: Darb Posts: 31

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" I don't think God hates gays, he's just mad they found a loophole. Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. Honestly, ladies, do you have to eat everything? I know you were hungry and a snake told you to do it. You keep that story up. It's cute,and we've believed it for this long. But we were punished for all mankind. What was women's punishment? Anybody know? Painful childbirth and menstruation. What was men's? We had to deal with women. I mean how mad would you be? You come with this awesome punishment, and then *** guys are like "You know what?...We're gonna just bang each other. It's gotta be better then all that 'blah blah blah blah blah, buy me this buy me that." Daniel Tosh, right? "I'll rise and fall; let me take credit for both" - Eddie Vedder, Whipping "Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery." - Malcolm X "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." - Tyler Durden, Fight Club

2008-10-30 13:31:00 Author: supersickie Posts: 1366

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"the cake is a lie" - " Play, Create, Share" - LBP

2008-11-01 15:46:00 Author: Don Vhalt Posts: 2270

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The only thing i regret is having only 1 life to give to my country- Nathan Hale- during the revolutionary war. Mess with the best DIE like the rest- dont know who that is from

2008-11-01 16:17:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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That of those millions of sperm cells you were the quickest -

2008-11-01 16:53:00 Author: MatthijsNL Posts: 164

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"Great, kid. Don't get cocky." - Han Solo

2008-11-01 17:50:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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That of those millions of sperm cells you were the quickest - Watchmen, right? Someday, all the politicans and communists will look up and shout, "Save me." and I'll whisper, "No."

2008-11-01 18:06:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Wouldn't it be Ironic if we were all made of Iron?

2008-11-02 06:07:00 Author: UmJammerSully Posts: 1097

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I got a german one.. I try to translate it Es gibt drei Wege zu lernen: Erstens durch Nachahmung, das ist der einfachste. Zweitens durch Nachdenken, das ist der edelste. Drittens durch Erfahrung, das ist der bitterste. -> There are three ways to learn: Firtly with copy, that's the easiest. Secondly with logical thinking, that's the noblest. Thirdly with experience, that's the bitterst. Hope you get it

2008-11-16 00:08:00 Author: Unknown User

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"Only action has the power to turn knowledge into wisdom." "'I love you', those three words are the beginning of every tragedy." I love that one so much so that I'm getting it tattoo'd tomorrow. Might get some pictures up.

2008-11-16 00:17:00 Author: Unknown User

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Check my sig I like that quote because it describes me in a way.

2008-11-16 00:59:00 Author: Night Angel Posts: 1214

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"If You Chase Two Rabbits, You Will Lose Them Both" - Unknown Btw, awesome sayings

2008-11-16 21:42:00 Author: Zorez Posts: 83

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"A man is the one that wears the pants in family but the woman is the one that decides what pants he puts on in the morning." This is one of my funnier ones that i know of Cheers!

2008-11-16 21:52:00 Author: RAINFIRE Posts: 1101

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the best quotes i've seen: http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dan_Quayle/

2008-11-16 22:25:00 Author: Go,Mouse! Posts: 388

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"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." - Han Solo

2008-11-16 22:33:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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