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It had to be done: Billy Mays vs. Vince the Shamwow guy

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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fTT9xlgZ9CU/SZTFbaJJ74I/AAAAAAAAS5I/AGXIiztD_v8/s400/BillyVince.jpg

spinoff of Arkei's thread on vince the shamwow guy getting arrested. Also inspired by billy mays calling out vince the shamwow guy on the radio:


http://entertainment.todaysbigthing.com/2009/02/13 (listen all the way through)

YouTube - Billy Mays calls out Vince on the Adam Corolla Show



When it comes to modern tv informercials, no one does it like these two. But the universe cant support more than one. These dudes are like highlander, "There can be only one".


Now first we have billy mays
http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/billymays.jpg

We all know the voice "Hi, Billy Mays here!!". This dude could sell snow to eskimos. Yes he is that good. See him hustle mighty putty:

YouTube - Billy Mays Mighty Putty Commercial

Plus he said he gave vince his style. If vince is luke skywalker, then billy mays is surely darth vader.


Now in all fairness, vince the shamwow guy has quotables for days:
"You're gonna love my nuts"
"we're gonna make america skinnier one slap at a time"

Whereas Billy Mays is crass and abrubt in his delivery Vince the shamwow guy is smooth and to the point. He **** near sounds like he's rapping in his infomercial:

YouTube - Vince with Slap Chop (Long version)

and in case you didnt know, he hustles products in spanish

YouTube - Shamwow en Español

Plus he has to get some points for punching a hooker (see Arkei's thread in this forum). So there you have it folks, Dave Mays vs. Vince the shamwow guy, choose wisely..
2009-04-01 00:05:00

Author:
tyboogie
Posts: 96


Dangit, now I want the Slap-Chop and the Mighty Putty!

Lol, in Slap-Chop video he says; "You're going to love my nuts!" Ha ha.

But seriously, I want those.
2009-04-01 00:12:00

Author:
Kog
Posts: 2358


Definitely Billy Mays, and not just because I've always dreamed of rubbing his beard and getting one free wish.2009-04-01 00:41:00

Author:
Xenifus
Posts: 306


Points for punching a hooker ++
Points for Your gonna love my nuts ++
Points for hustling spanish +++

Points for Underground Comedy Movie --

Vince still gets my vote

Edit : His videos make great parodys and remixes as well +++
2009-04-02 16:48:00

Author:
HalfaSack
Posts: 214


The picture scares me...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fTT9xlgZ9CU/SZTFbaJJ74I/AAAAAAAAS5I/AGXIiztD_v8/s400/BillyVince.jpg
*shudder*

(Right one)
2009-04-03 08:48:00

Author:
Boomy
Posts: 3701


the guy on the right almost reminds me of Jim Carey.... or whatever the guy is called lol2009-04-03 12:23:00

Author:
Unknown User


Billy mays dominates all end of disscussion! 2009-04-03 18:29:00

Author:
Snrm
Posts: 6419


http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/celebrity-pictures-vince-offer-no-drip.jpg2009-04-05 01:28:00

Author:
xMander
Posts: 32


Dude, Billy Mays sucks. All he does is yell at you. When they type the script for Billy Mays, THEY TYPE IT LIKE THIS!2009-04-05 01:59:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664


Dangit, now I want the Slap-Chop and the Mighty Putty!

Lol, in Slap-Chop video he says; "You're going to love my nuts!" Ha ha.

But seriously, I want those.

You want his nuts? Lol. Here ya go.

YouTube - Vince with Slap Chop (Remix) (Love My Nuts!) (High Quality) (FUNNIEST VERSION)
2009-04-05 13:15:00

Author:
SawronZXZ
Posts: 463


Furthering the Billy Mays vrs Vince Offer fight, Billy Mays attacks Vince!

YouTube - Billy Mays calls out Vince on the Adam Corolla Show
2009-04-06 23:02:00

Author:
HalfaSack
Posts: 214


Everybody..Loves my nuts...Kids...Love my nuts2009-04-06 23:19:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551


Furthering the Billy Mays vrs Vince Offer fight, Billy Mays attacks Vince!

YouTube - Billy Mays calls out Vince on the Adam Corolla Show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLrm3Omkjg)



actually that was in my first post, but i'll add this youtube link there
2009-04-06 23:54:00

Author:
tyboogie
Posts: 96


extremely late, yes, but RIP Billy Mays. I was a true fan before your death and this old thread is a testament to that...2009-08-16 02:00:00

Author:
tyboogie
Posts: 96


extremely late, yes, but RIP Billy Mays. I was a true fan before your death and this old thread is a testament to that...

There's a thread for it in case you didn't know

https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=t=14717
2009-08-16 02:12:00

Author:
S-A-S--G-U-N-R
Posts: 1606


Well, it looks like we know who won now, huh?

Duh-dum tish!
2009-08-16 02:28:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664


Dangit, now I want the Slap-Chop and the Mighty Putty!

Lol, in Slap-Chop video he says; "You're going to love my nuts!" Ha ha.

But seriously, I want those.
Lol, I was going to mention that.
2009-08-16 03:03:00

Author:
Unknown User


I swear, the Sham-Wow guy looks like my sister's boyfriend...2009-08-16 04:32:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


hmm no barry scott....i voted billy because well hes the only one of them two iv heard of. when i visited america i heard his adverts quite often2009-08-16 11:04:00

Author:
Xegethra
Posts: 207


I cry whenever I see Billy in a commercial. RIP Billy.

http://12.media.tumblr.com/ejLDicOXvp9pewonQ62Do80yo1_500.png


**** YOU VINCE!!
2009-08-16 20:16:00

Author:
TheMarvelousHat
Posts: 542


Definitely Billy Mays, and not just because I've always dreamed of rubbing his beard and getting one free wish.



THIS.


This deserves a medal.
2009-08-16 20:47:00

Author:
Ryutei
Posts: 244


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