Archive: 129 posts

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It's a game where you have to obtain the rock from the user above. I've got the rock!

2009-03-29 03:14:00 Author: Arkei Posts: 1432

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i snag the rock from a speeding car...

2009-03-29 04:28:00 Author: redmagus Posts: 667

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I put down stingers and steal the rock from the driver... (this will probably end up like the thread 'Throw a LBP item at the next user' but with real life things)

2009-03-29 04:36:00 Author: S-A-S--G-U-N-R Posts: 1606

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Look a ponY! *steals rock*

2009-03-29 06:57:00 Author: Snrm Posts: 6419

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*steals the rock from snrm at gunpoint*

2009-03-29 07:23:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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*grabs rock and flies off into orbit*

2009-03-29 09:49:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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*Takes months of rocket training and flies off to launch missiles at Boomy and steals rock. Goes home to eat a pancake!*

2009-03-29 11:36:00 Author: MarkoWolfy Posts: 445

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*Puts dead mice in pancake, steals rock. Go's to play a celebratory guitar song*

2009-03-29 11:41:00 Author: olit123 Posts: 1341

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Cuts guitar string, puts rock in safe where no one will find it!!! HAHA! beat that one!

2009-03-29 11:44:00 Author: MarkoWolfy Posts: 445

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Slaps Marko until he tells me where it is, goes to safe, takes rock, destroys rock! Muhaha! /Thread

2009-03-29 12:30:00 Author: Killian Posts: 2575

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Hey, stop it! You can ALL have me!

2009-03-29 12:50:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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No they can't, Killian killed you....

2009-03-29 12:54:00 Author: CCubbage Posts: 4430

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Hey, stop it! You can ALL have me! LOL! No they can't, Killian killed you.... Well, that makes it even easier. *takes chainsaw* *Vrooom* *Gears of war sound effects* *grabs rocksauron's head and runs away and hides in my garden shed...*

2009-03-29 14:10:00 Author: Marklin80 Posts: 458

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End of thread? Lol

2009-03-29 14:55:00 Author: olit123 Posts: 1341

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No! I still have rocksauron's head....

2009-03-29 14:56:00 Author: Marklin80 Posts: 458

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Gets giant otter army equiped with laser rifles and destroys Marklin and taking Rock's head.

2009-03-29 15:19:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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You IDIOTS! All this time, you thought the power was in my head... HOWEVER! As long as my peanut exists, I shall be REBORN! /recreates self /gathers an army of flesh eating peanuts /takes the rock

2009-03-29 15:28:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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*smashes peanuts with giant claw hammer* Aha! *takes rock using giant claw hammer*

2009-03-29 16:49:00 Author: Arkei Posts: 1432

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*runs over Arkei in a moped* *takes rock* *Throws the rock into a pit with 1,000,000 angry tigers in it* EDIT: I have now given you 3 internets ^

2009-03-29 17:06:00 Author: S-A-S--G-U-N-R Posts: 1606

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Please, stop fighting over me... I HAVE AN IDEA! We will cut me into five thousand pieces, and give each piece to everyone :O

2009-03-29 17:09:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Please, stop fighting over me... I HAVE AN IDEA! We will cut me into five thousand pieces, and give each piece to everyone :O NO! The rock is in a tiger pit! With 1,000,000 angry tigers in it! And I thought Arkei killed you!?!

2009-03-29 17:13:00 Author: S-A-S--G-U-N-R Posts: 1606

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Now THIS is what I call a Forum Game!!!

2009-03-29 18:52:00 Author: CCubbage Posts: 4430

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*puts on gasmask, throws teargas grenade into tiger pit, then steals the rock*

2009-03-29 19:06:00 Author: Arkei Posts: 1432

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*Runs over Arkei with a steamroller* Oh no! The rock! (luckily the new rock is indestructable) *Throws the rock onto the sun*

2009-03-29 19:16:00 Author: S-A-S--G-U-N-R Posts: 1606

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HA! I cannot be destroyed by the sun! I cannot be killed as long as my peanut LIVES!

2009-03-29 19:20:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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UMM... *smashes peanuts with giant claw hammer* I know the rock will still survive anything, but now it's on the sun because it's indestructable.

2009-03-29 19:24:00 Author: S-A-S--G-U-N-R Posts: 1606

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UMM... I know the rock will still survive anything, but now it's on the sun because it's indestructable. That wasn't MY peanut, billy >_<

2009-03-29 19:45:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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*Uses his trusty delorean-timemachine and travels back through time to destroy the first and, at that point in time, only peanut-plant.* Rocksauron will now have no peanut-power. *Nabs baby-rocksauron along the way and travels back to the future*

2009-03-29 21:12:00 Author: Zwollie Posts: 2173

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*takes unattended rock*

2009-03-30 03:55:00 Author: Arkei Posts: 1432

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*Kicks Arkei in the groin, laughs for a couple of minutes and then steals the rock back from him and escapes to Mexico to celebrate with Tortillas and a Mariachi Band.*

2009-03-30 11:32:00 Author: Zwollie Posts: 2173

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Steals rock from Zwollie while he's snorkeling in mexico, takes it back to Florida where I give it to my cute little boy as a pet rock. He becomes completely attached to the rock and they become best friends.

2009-03-30 14:01:00 Author: CCubbage Posts: 4430

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Gets giant otter army equiped with laser rifles and destroys Marklin and taking Rock's head. :'( Wait, that means that now I'm a ghost... *Scares the life out of Ccubage's cute little boy and uses my dark powers to teleport me and my preciousss rock back to my garden shed.* *With the help of my rock which works as a multiplier for my dark powers i cast an enchantment that transforms my garden shed into a spooky Transylvanian medieval castle.* "No one can stop me now"

2009-03-30 14:50:00 Author: Marklin80 Posts: 458

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Since ccubbage's boy has had the life scared out of him he has become more powerful, with his unbelievable cuteness as the greatest power of all. He, along with thousands of cute little girls, attack and destroy Marklin80's castle, recover the stone, and leave him a crumbled, broken mess. They all then take off for a vacation in Tahiti.

2009-03-30 15:12:00 Author: CCubbage Posts: 4430

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"You may destroy me, you may even leave me in a crumbled, broken mass, but you DO NOT DESTROY MY GARDEN SHED!" /enrage *The Dark powers get boosted by my unlimited anger and i use it to make the two Tahitian Volcanoes erupt. The whole legion of cute little girls (...) get incinerated and CCubage's cute little ghost boy gets terrified and starts to cry* *Steals stone from CCubage's cute little crying ghost boy* *Stands there and laughs a ghostly laugh for some minutes and then uses my dark powahs to teleport me and my precious ROCK to my garden shed castle ruins* *Uses dark powers enhanced by unlimited anger and my Rock to rebuild the garden shed castle* *Lives happily ever after (or until the next person tries to destroy me or my castle... (or take the rock of course)) *

2009-03-30 15:32:00 Author: Marklin80 Posts: 458

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...They all then take off for a vacation in Tahiti. Forgetting to take the rock with them. Pfft - what a bunch of n00bs! I take rock, get stranded on a desert island with it, and develop an unhealthy attachment to it because I'm really lonely. I call it 'Wilson'.

2009-03-30 15:32:00 Author: Boogaloo Posts: 254

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Wow.... it looks like Marklin80's plan was foiled because the great Boogaloo took the rock right before he got there.... what Marklin80 REALLY took was a little turd left by one of the little girls. So Boogaloo is the true keeper of the rock for now....

2009-03-30 15:53:00 Author: CCubbage Posts: 4430

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Wait, that means that i didn't have the rock to help me with rebuilding my garden shed... :'( *spends an eternity haunting random people whilst mourning my destroyed garden shed castle* Boogaloo is the true keeper of the rock for now... /silly German accent "but i'll be back"

2009-03-30 16:05:00 Author: Marklin80 Posts: 458

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*Applies for a boat loan and tracks down boogaloos' desert island and replaces the rock, a.k.a. "wilson", with a rotten Pineapple while Boogaloo is fast asleep.* I drive my boat off into the sunset, I now have the rock. stick-o-vision: http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=378&pictureid=3197

2009-03-30 17:45:00 Author: Zwollie Posts: 2173

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Commands Jaws to eat the boat and I'll take the rock. I use a brand new machine-a-mogufier to transport in into LBP and now it is in a locked level on my moon!!!

2009-03-30 18:49:00 Author: MarkoWolfy Posts: 445

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wait for coop created to come out and snag the rock from the moon, then put it in a metal container and bury it deep underground

2009-03-30 19:03:00 Author: redmagus Posts: 667

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Go directly under the rock and.... HADOUKEN.

2009-03-31 05:52:00 Author: Unknown User

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I block your Hadouken with a level 5 chamander then engulf the rock and sell me to bill gates who pays 20 billion dollars for me and of course the rock.

2009-03-31 06:04:00 Author: RipTlde Posts: 151

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*RedRingOfDeath* Steals the rock and gives it to Michael Jackson, you can go and get the rock if you want to.:kz:

2009-03-31 07:48:00 Author: S-A-S--G-U-N-R Posts: 1606

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I'm a whale, Michael Jackson and his evil powers have no effect on me! I have the rock, which I swallow, thus creating the "Inside the Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale" level.

2009-03-31 08:07:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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I traverse the whale l level, i steal the rock, run to the hadron super collider throw it into a mini-black hole and run. >=]

2009-03-31 08:13:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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I traverse the whale l level, i steal the rock, run to the hadron super collider throw it into a mini-black hole and run. >=] Woah, never knew there was a Hadron Super Collider inside of me.

2009-03-31 08:16:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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Dont you mean the Large Hadron Collider? Anyway, the Black hole quickly disappears like the scientists say. BUT I JUMP IN AFTER THE ROCK. I grab it but I am in an abyss...

2009-03-31 11:25:00 Author: Unknown User

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*i send chuck norris into the abyss after you and he foils u with karate chop action and returns the rock back to his master, MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!*

2009-03-31 12:03:00 Author: talmasca Posts: 196

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Chuck Norris is the cheapest way of cheating http://www.pressstarttocontinue.net/images/NoChuckNorris.gif "Gaaarden shed!" :Mad: *Uses Dark powers to reopen the black hole and send talmasca right into the abbyss* (Now you have all the time in the world to get to know little big me ) *Takes stone and says no to chuck norris* *Rebuilds Garden shed* "My precious Rooock is finally where it belongsss"

2009-03-31 15:58:00 Author: Marklin80 Posts: 458

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*takes stone* I shall then throw it into Mt (peanut) doom, it can only be destroyed in the fires from whence it came. owned.

2009-03-31 17:14:00 Author: Unknown User

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... Guys. You've been chasing after the wrong rock >_< THE rock is THAT one. >_<

2009-03-31 17:16:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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*Quickly grabs THE (my) Rock and flies away to a place where no one can find me*

2009-03-31 17:36:00 Author: Marklin80 Posts: 458

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take the compass from pirates of the carribean and FINDS YOU. Takes rock and sails away...

2009-03-31 18:33:00 Author: redmagus Posts: 667

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No! I still have rocksauron's head.... *Announcer voice* redmagus PASSES IT TO PHIL AND WHAT A PASS IT IS! _runs away with rock's head and goes to my grandmothers house in the land of ponys ( poland LOL! )

2009-03-31 19:17:00 Author: Unknown User

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*Announcer voice* redmagus PASSES IT TO PHIL AND WHAT A PASS IT IS! _runs away with rock's head and goes to my grandmothers house in the land of ponys ( poland LOL! ) I'm sure we're using a different rock now *grabs rock and puts it into an xbox360 game box* Dare you open the xbox360 game box?!?!?

2009-03-31 20:43:00 Author: S-A-S--G-U-N-R Posts: 1606

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... Guys. I lied. The REAL rock is... PIE! /steals pie and eatsit HA! /dances around jar of pudding

2009-03-31 20:48:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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he's lying :kz:

2009-03-31 20:54:00 Author: S-A-S--G-U-N-R Posts: 1606

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... Guys. I lied. The REAL rock is... PIE! /steals pie and eatsit HA! /dances around jar of pudding *waits for rocksauron to poo out that pie* In the mean while, Lets Play Burnout paradise =D

2009-03-31 20:59:00 Author: Unknown User

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*Catches Rock's poo while Phillip is busy playing Burnout* *Scrapes off the muck to reveal the beautiful rock* *Which I drop down a 100ft well for safe-keeping, alongside my collection of 500 other rocks*

2009-03-31 21:19:00 Author: Pinchanzee Posts: 805

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*Catches Rock's poo while Phillip is busy playing Burnout* *Scrapes off the muck to reveal the beautiful rock* *Which I drop down a 100ft well for safe-keeping, alongside my collection of 500 other rocks* *Flys out of burnout paradise in a 4x4 *which i just unlocked* ^_^ *loads all the rocks into the truck* *misreads a sign and drive the truck into a volcano and the rocks fall in* no more rock. ( I thought it was pie? ) Anyways LOL! either way no more cake/rock

2009-03-31 21:33:00 Author: Unknown User

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nonsense the rock is indestructable! i tossed random items into the volcano untill it explodes! The rock comes flying out (as it is the only indestructable one) and i catch it and send it drifting into space!

2009-04-01 00:34:00 Author: redmagus Posts: 667

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i go back in time to the 1st week of the LBP release and get the astronaut sackboy costume and go out in space to retrieve the rock! After that i then send it to my uncle guaba, and he guards it with a evil mutation that he has made that eats people!

2009-04-01 04:02:00 Author: RipTlde Posts: 151

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*Uses sniper to shoot down the evil mutation and shoots uncle guaba in the legs.* Takes the rock, puts it in a chest and drops it somewhere in the ocean.

2009-04-01 06:26:00 Author: Zwollie Posts: 2173

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*Finds it somewhere in the ocean and fights a giant squid for it* *comes out victorious* *Runs away with the rock*

2009-04-01 06:54:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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*my goose henchman stops u while holding his Gnife ( gun knife ) and u hand it over to me while he stabs and shoots you at same time* (where would i be without my crazy goose Gnife weilding henchman ) *i then hide the rock/pie/rocksaurons head/whatever in a shoe*

2009-04-01 17:30:00 Author: talmasca Posts: 196

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*Uses dark ghost powers to transform the shoe into a gigantic Talmasca eating shoe monster!* *The shoe starts hunting after talmasca* *Shoe tramples talmasca and devours him half alive* *Uses dark powers to summon Shoe and makes him to my personal rock guarding talmasca (other people aren't as tasty, but be aware he wont hesitate when it comes to protecting the Rock) eating pet*

2009-04-01 20:13:00 Author: Marklin80 Posts: 458

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*Sprays anti-foot smell on the shoe monster and it dissolves instantly* *Carves rock into a charming sculpture of myself and mounts it in a park as a mini statue*

2009-04-01 20:19:00 Author: Pinchanzee Posts: 805

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That doesn't work, it's indestructible!

2009-04-01 20:23:00 Author: Marklin80 Posts: 458

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That doesn't work, it's indestructible! Yes.. Indestructible.. not Indecarvable ^_^

2009-04-01 20:33:00 Author: Pinchanzee Posts: 805

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hmm that doesnt seem like a word... but who cares! i take the statue/rock and glue all the little pieces back onto it then i throw it to russia!

2009-04-01 22:45:00 Author: redmagus Posts: 667

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marklin ur mean :*( the shoe monster may have eaten me half alive, but i did not die OH NO!!! i bit its tongue and stole its soul ( hows these shoe puns working out for u folks :*P ) and did pinchanzee say he 'mounted' a statue??? thats perverted lol anyhoo i use my other shoe which coincedently is a phone to call my russian associate raskolov rikdascolov to send the rock back to me via attachment on an email, i then put it onto my external hard drive and then stood on a ferret

2009-04-01 23:16:00 Author: talmasca Posts: 196

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Turns out rocks don't transfer through the internet all that well.... a quarter of the worlds servers crash and the rock unexpectadly turns up in sunny Fort Myers, FL. I find it washed up on shore and hide it somewhere in CuzFeeshe Castle. Websters: Indecarvable - a. Incapable of being carved. b. of, or to be, made into a sandwich and served to a small italian-speaking farm boy.

2009-04-02 00:01:00 Author: CCubbage Posts: 4430

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Uses my level 21 summoning to summon the rock into my hand, then teleports to Mars to hang out with Dr. Manhattan.

2009-04-02 02:36:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Uses my level 21 summoning to summon the rock into my hand, then teleports to Mars to hang out with Dr. Manhattan. Hey, cool, can't wait! FRIENDS!

2009-04-02 02:37:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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*Flies to Mars using my dark ghost powers* *Epic battle* *Ghost Marklin /vs/ Dr Manhattan & Awesomans* Luckily during my long absence from this thread i have found something, something that will make me as powerful as a certain very rocky evil lord from a very well known story about a ring... After centuries of searching (22 hours) i finally found... the... no, THE... Peanut The very same peanut that once mad rocksauron both invincible and unbeatable! *Wins the epic fight* *takes rock* *Builds a new garden shed (<3) on mars!*

2009-04-02 19:30:00 Author: Marklin80 Posts: 458

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Indecarvable - a. Incapable of being carved. b. of, or to be, made into a sandwich and served to a small italian-speaking farm boy. LMAO, nice one ^_^ Since Marklin spent all that hastle to get the rock, then did absolutely nothing to protect it, I pluck it out his hand easily using my espionage skills Then I ship it of to Madagascar, where it is defended by Ape Lord Chee-Chee

2009-04-02 21:36:00 Author: Pinchanzee Posts: 805

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I ride a Garados over to Madagascar and then defeat Ape Lord Chee-Chee with mai ROCKET LAUNCHERZ WIF INFINITE AMMOZ! Then I eat the rock.

2009-04-03 00:21:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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i set up camp in awesomemans toilet then... u know wait for the chocolate rain :S after i pull the rock from the poop i smash it into many pieces and give a small piece to everyone on lbpcentral, NOW WE ARE ALL POWERFUL ENOUGH TO STEAL THE INTERNETS!!!!!

2009-04-03 00:38:00 Author: talmasca Posts: 196

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I nuke LBPC and pick up the pieces of the rock, even thought it was indestructable, I then run away to the Eiffel tower and put it at the very top on the point of the pole.

2009-04-03 08:56:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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I get the dude from Team America to blow up the Eifel tower *again* And catch the rain as it falls. Rocks. I piece them back together with my telekinetic skills then place it in the centre of a minefield, where the minds are only activated by human contact And cover every millimeter of the field obv ^_^

2009-04-03 19:38:00 Author: Pinchanzee Posts: 805

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I use my "cat-apult" to launch cats into the minefield until I have blown up every single mine. stick-o-vision: http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=378&pictureid=3196 I then simply pick up the rock and travel with it to Hollywood. I visit a taping of The Tonight Show and manage to infiltrate the backstage area. I find Jay Leno's dressing room, knock him out and open up his chin and hide the rock inside. The Rock is now inside Jay Leno's massive chin.

2009-04-04 07:43:00 Author: Zwollie Posts: 2173

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I love you and your drawings so much... I drill into Leno's chin, take the rock, run to yellowstone park and shove it deep in the magma chamber.

2009-04-04 07:58:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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place it in the centre of a minefield, where the mines are only activated by human contact And cover every millimeter of the field obv ^_^ Pay attention now fella ^_^ *puts on an oven glove and plucks out the rock* *silence* *mourns the death of hand* *throws rock back in*

2009-04-06 00:34:00 Author: Pinchanzee Posts: 805

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After 13 hours of sitting in magma, the rock has now melted. I, however, come up with a master plan - siphoning off some of the magma, I forge a new rock, this one more rocki-er than the last! So, with my new rock, I scurry off to the see, where I jump in Whaaaaale's mouth, still clutching the rock.

2009-04-06 14:04:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280

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After hours on end of searching for the almighty rock, i heard news of the new rock that had been forged. I travel to the where abouts or this new rock and find Whaaaaale. With my mind reading powers i know that the rock is inside it. I call up Delta Squad, and they said that they could take a break from kill locusts and chainsaw through Whaaaaale, and kill dawesbr. After that they let me take the new found rock after being dumbfounded on how good the new rock looks to the old one. I scurried off with the rock to a place called rock bottom where only odd creatures, spongebob, and patrick have dwelled and hide it in one of the two bathrooms there.

2009-04-06 20:11:00 Author: RipTlde Posts: 151

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[THIRD PERSON] dawesbr lies dead, dead eyes watching the boat with RipTlde on it boating away, the driver having just dived down and depositing the rock in Rock Bottom. Day turned to night, and he began to sink. Slowly and slowly, he made it closer to the bottom, the pressure crunching his bones, before he landed with a soft thump on the sea floor. And lo and behold, in front of his face sat the bathrooms. Over the next few hours, the slow eddy currents brought him closer and closer, until his nose scraped on the door, and over a period of days, eventually his nose caught the edge and drew the door open. He drifted in, floating through the contents of the bathroom. The slight currents caused by the door's opening pushed him into the rock that rested in one corner. His left knee cap nudged it out from its resting hole, and time went on. After several weeks, dawesbr had floated out of the bathroom, through the small town, and pushed the rock gently along in the currents until he came to rest on a bank of sand, hidden deep in the pacific ocean. And so he lies, chainsawed to pieces, content with his rock, lying on a sandy beach in the middle of the ocean, without anyone knowing where he is. It will take some searching to find him...[/THIRD PERSON]

2009-04-06 20:28:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280

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I came across dawesbr but forgot about the rock for a second so i never picked it up =)

2009-04-07 18:28:00 Author: RipTlde Posts: 151

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After 13 hours of sitting in magma, the rock has now melted. You forgot one thing, the rock is indestructible! (but apparently not indecarvable) Therefore it newer melted and your new forged rock consisted only of normal magma stone. So the rock is in fact still buried deep down in the enormous magma chamber. Fortunately I am already dead (read page 2) and a ghost, so i can easily just fly through the magma and use my dark powers to bring the stone back up without taking any harm. Now i use my dark powers combined with the power enhancing magic of the rock to build a garden shed space craft that can go in the speed of light. I wait until the middle of the night when everybody is asleep and i take of, flying in my garden shed rocket with the speed of light in a random direction.

2009-04-07 23:27:00 Author: Marklin80 Posts: 458

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You forgot one thing, the rock is indestructible! (but apparently not indecarvable) Therefore it newer melted and your new forged rock consisted only of normal magma stone. So the rock is in fact still buried deep down in the enormous magma chamber. Fortunately I am already dead (read page 2) and a ghost, so i can easily just fly through the magma and use my dark powers to bring the stone back up without taking any harm. Now i use my dark powers combined with the power enhancing magic of the rock to build a garden shed space craft that can go in the speed of light. I wait until the middle of the night when everybody is asleep and i take of, flying in my garden shed rocket with the speed of light in a random direction. Well, since a garden shed has mass it won't be able to go at the speed of light. But presuming you somehow manage to reach somewhere near the speed of light, the g-force from the take off will probably make you splat. Although, you are a ghost and would probably survive extreme g-force. But then again, you would also fall through the shed . Since the shed was going off in a random direction, it went directly over to where I was (with a super random almost-speed-of-light-shed-stopper) and I got the rock. I captured it with my poppit and put it into a "For experienced players only" level on LBP (where you spawn onto spikes).

2009-04-07 23:50:00 Author: S-A-S--G-U-N-R Posts: 1606

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I come into the level, with 3 other players. This makes it lag so much that the spikes disappear. I take the rock, and put it under my bed. YOU all don't know where I live. Aha!

2009-04-08 00:46:00 Author: alexbull_uk Posts: 1287

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Luckily, Michael Jackson knows where everyone lives! Michael Jackson takes the rock from under the bed.

2009-04-08 00:59:00 Author: S-A-S--G-U-N-R Posts: 1606

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I like how everyone has these amazing powers in this game. So anyways. I USE MY REVIVAL SKILLS ON MYSELF, AND I AM NO LONGER CUT IN PEICES. I USE MY FLYING AND NEW HUMAN GILLS TO FLY OUT OF THE WATER, I USE MY MIND POWER SKILLS TO FIND THE LOCATION OF MICHAEL JACKSON. I USE MY GPS BRAIN TO GET THERE, I THEN USE MY HYPNOSIS SKILLS TO MAKE MICHAEL JACKSON BELIEVE HE IS MY MINION, I ASK FOR THE ROCK. I KILL MICHAEL JACKSON AND USE MY NEVER REVIVABLE SKILLS ON HIM. I TAKE THE ROCK AND THROW IT OUT OF THIS THREAD, GAME OVER!

2009-04-08 02:35:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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just before the hole in the thread closes i daringly dive in and. . . . .. (you cant hear me any more, im not in the thread) . . . . then, one all the hamsters are dead i copy and paste the rock back into this thread, hiding it in a locked locker in an unspecified place.

2009-04-08 02:42:00 Author: redmagus Posts: 667

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The locked locker's lock locked Locke (my character?) out for a while; In luck, Locke knocked the locked locker's lock with a different rock. The shock from the rock hitting the locked locker's lock made it look like the locked locker's lock lacked the strength to resist the force. Locke takes the rock, shuts the locker and locks the now locked locker. He locates a drill, and drills to the centre of the earth. Taking one last look at the rock that was locked behind the locked locker's lock moments before, Locke relinquishes the rock into the high pressure core. Would you look at that...

2009-04-08 07:29:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280

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@Whaaaaale- stop appearing whenever I use Mchael Jackson Anyway, now Locke is dead from the heat of the Earth's core, it will be easy to obtain the rock (as it is still indestructable). I throw a nuke into the core and the earth explodes, luckily I got into my invincible space suit where I keep the rock as I go off into space.

2009-04-08 11:50:00 Author: S-A-S--G-U-N-R Posts: 1606

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@Whaaaaale- stop appearing whenever I use Mchael Jackson Anyway, now Locke is dead from the heat of the Earth's core, it will be easy to obtain the rock (as it is still indestructable). I throw a nuke into the core and the earth explodes, luckily I got into my invincible space suit where I keep the rock as I go off into space. Oh God you're right. LOL!

2009-04-09 02:56:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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Your *Invincible* suit was made by microsoft so therefore it broke, making your head explode castaclysmically. The rock drops through the atmosphere and i catch it.. then i play hot potato with it.. I put the rock to rest in my Box. inside another box. on top of some books. locked in a chest. wrapped in some jeans. Tied up with lace. covered in cling film. Butter spread all over it. put in an american fridge. sent the fridge to china. china attatch rocket boosters. guided the chest with rockets to the US of A. Flew it into the grand canyon. got a rocky disguise. Flew to niagra falls and sunk the maid of the mist. Created a national disaster diversion of the people drowning. coated the box in a heatproof substance. Put onto a rocketship. Fired to mars. Drilled down to the center of mars. Where it now rests. With four and a half thousand mega tonnes of nuclear explosive. Good luck

2009-04-09 06:51:00 Author: CreateNPlay Posts: 1266

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Okay, here goes nothing. I go to Mars. I drill down to the center, where I see the four and a half thousand mega tonnes of nuclear explosive, and behind it the diguised fridge. But of course, I know the rocket is in there. I pull out a rocket cheetah, and sent it towards the explosives. I switch on my turbo jetpack, and fly up out of the tunnel and back to the surface. Mars vanishes with a bright flash of light, and a rather large burp. Luckily, the heatproof substance protected the fridge, so I fly over there. I remove the heatproof substance (don't ask how) and the rocks. I open the fridge, lick the butter off the cling film, peel off the cling film, undo the lace, rip open the jeans with my bare hands, crush the lock on the chest, open it, toss the books aside, open the box, and open the next box. I take the rock out, and triumphantly place it in pocket, zipped up. Try and get it now.

2009-04-11 15:31:00 Author: ARD Posts: 4291

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Sorry.. you beat me.. i just don't want to think of a way to get in a guys trousers.

2009-04-11 17:44:00 Author: CreateNPlay Posts: 1266

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Well I would have used Michael Jackson again but Whaaaaale killed him.:kz: EDIT: Since Whaaaaale used lots of powers...... I use my super revival skills on Michael Jackson and he takes the rock out of 49DRA's pocket. Michael Jackson then lies on top of the rock.

2009-04-11 18:02:00 Author: S-A-S--G-U-N-R Posts: 1606

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XD I Nuked His pants. The stone is 7331 so it survived. I put it in my Pants.(My Underpants!)

2009-04-11 18:06:00 Author: CreateNPlay Posts: 1266

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Status: Tracing "Alexbulluk" IP address. Progress: Complete, auto-sent to all members of the "www.lbpcentral.com" forum. EDIT: woops.. wrong page xD In that case, I rip off CreatenPlay's pants, and grab the rock (after a few attempts) and give it to alexbulluk Then I do the above ^_^

2009-04-11 18:12:00 Author: Pinchanzee Posts: 805

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uhh pointless.... You put CreatenPlay my name is CreateNPlay

2009-04-11 18:16:00 Author: CreateNPlay Posts: 1266

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So you're still enpanted? Fine then, I brainwash Michael Jackson, and he takes off CreateNPlay's pants, retrieves the rock, and sterolises it before handing it to me. I swallow it whole, and lock MJ in a cage.

2009-04-11 20:36:00 Author: ARD Posts: 4291

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I spend 25 years gaining experience as a vet in your area. You call me out to see your dog unaware of who i am. I put you to sleep and open you up. take the rock(which is 7331 so it's still there). Stitch you upnicely. fix your dog. Put some 5hour Lock Rot on the lock so it will open an hour before you get up, letting MJ do somebuisiness with you. I put the rock in an inaccessible place.. Now what?

2009-04-11 20:40:00 Author: CreateNPlay Posts: 1266

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I use my super making-inacessable-areas-acessable powers to retreive the rock and throw it down to the bottom of the ocean where deadly creatures lurk the seafloor.

2009-04-11 22:28:00 Author: lk9988 Posts: 1077

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Well I would have used Michael Jackson again but Whaaaaale killed him.:kz: EDIT: Since Whaaaaale used lots of powers...... I use my super revival skills on Michael Jackson and he takes the rock out of 49DRA's pocket. Michael Jackson then lies on top of the rock. I like how everyone has these amazing powers in this game. So anyways. I USE MY REVIVAL SKILLS ON MYSELF, AND I AM NO LONGER CUT IN PEICES. I USE MY FLYING AND NEW HUMAN GILLS TO FLY OUT OF THE WATER, I USE MY MIND POWER SKILLS TO FIND THE LOCATION OF MICHAEL JACKSON. I USE MY GPS BRAIN TO GET THERE, I THEN USE MY HYPNOSIS SKILLS TO MAKE MICHAEL JACKSON BELIEVE HE IS MY MINION, I ASK FOR THE ROCK. I KILL MICHAEL JACKSON AND USE MY NEVER REVIVABLE SKILLS ON HIM. I TAKE THE ROCK AND THROW IT OUT OF THIS THREAD, GAME OVER! Since Michael Jackson couldn't be revived, the last few posts never happened, continue with the game.

2009-04-11 23:27:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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You put CreatenPlay my name is CreateNPlay ... I'm not seeing any difference? I missed a capital letter? :S is there something else?

2009-04-12 00:27:00 Author: Pinchanzee Posts: 805

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... I'm not seeing any difference? I missed a capital letter? :S is there something else? You don't have the rock so I... wait... what? ****.

2009-04-12 00:33:00 Author: alexbull_uk Posts: 1287

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New rock? :S

2009-04-12 00:34:00 Author: DanC Posts: 433

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You get a new rock, however, seeing as there is no apparent security around the rock, I take it then upload it to Google. BUT! You have to go through each page Google has indexed* to find it. It isn't searchable. *(That's quite a few... billion)

2009-04-12 00:42:00 Author: alexbull_uk Posts: 1287

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I contact Google's administration system informing them of an extremely valuable rock that has been hidden amongst their files. The administration team give me a secret string of code which I enter into Google, which returns me a signature code. I go to CTU and they match the signature with the signature of the rock, leading me to the rock. I find the rock and give it to Jack Bauer, who runs off with it to get it to a safe place, but then gets captured by Nina Myers, who takes the rock and heads to Mexico with it. You'll have to find her to get the rock!

2009-04-12 00:45:00 Author: DanC Posts: 433

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Since Michael Jackson couldn't be revived, the last few posts never happened, continue with the game. **** it! I should've used my never revivable skill reverse skill. Why didn't I think of that... Continue from last post

2009-04-12 22:37:00 Author: S-A-S--G-U-N-R Posts: 1606

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That's right, I'm bringing it back!! :arg: Rules are simple, It's a game where you have to obtain the rock from the user above. ROUND 2: I have the rock...

2009-05-15 09:12:00 Author: Zwollie Posts: 2173

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/slaughters Zwollie I have the Rock :kz:.

2009-05-15 11:26:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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this game is a rip-off of my HILL kills sauron My rock

2009-05-15 12:49:00 Author: Don Vhalt Posts: 2270

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uses awsome redmagus powers to resurect rocksauron and take the rock from don leaving them to sort out their own violent differences then i feed the rock to a baby goat

2009-05-15 13:09:00 Author: redmagus Posts: 667

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while the goat sleeps, i go to the feeding trough and swap the rock for another rock! I GOT THE ROCK!

2009-05-15 13:29:00 Author: johnrulz77 Posts: 835

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the baby goat wakes up in a vengeful rage and destroys you to get the rock, the baby goat has the rock!

2009-05-15 18:49:00 Author: redmagus Posts: 667

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Steals rock from smelly pile o' something... I've got the smelly rock!

2009-05-15 19:21:00 Author: HalfaSack Posts: 214

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Steals rock from smelly pile o' something... I've got the smelly rock! Hey! I don't smell >_< Um... /punches HalfaSack in the face, then runs with rock in hand to the sunset.

2009-05-15 21:20:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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*blinding rays reach his eye, while temporarily blinded he trips, rock flies* *rock lands in my arms* me: AWESOME!!!! A ROCK!!!!

2009-05-15 22:47:00 Author: johnrulz77 Posts: 835

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*cuts your arms off with a pencil* *steals rock*

2009-05-15 22:50:00 Author: Arkei Posts: 1432

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HEY LOOK ITS A BIRD! *steals the rock away by using my mouth* *arkai looks back and sees someone running away with a rock in his mouth* arkai: huh.....?

2009-05-16 01:26:00 Author: johnrulz77 Posts: 835

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Grows an army of pea shooting plants which then destroy johnrulz. Grabs rock and runs away holding one of his plants.

2009-05-16 02:07:00 Author: Kog Posts: 2358

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*Gets in Cog's way* "What's the matter little Cog, Silver too heavy for you?" *Grabs the rock and walks away"

2009-05-16 04:20:00 Author: Silverleon Posts: 6707

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i shoot you "for teh lulz" and take the rock

2009-05-16 15:22:00 Author: Don Vhalt Posts: 2270

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i make a glorious plan involving taking over russia with two inches of string and a ballpoint pen, but instead of using it i tap don on the opposite sholder from where im standing and snaching the rock when he looks to see who it was then i digitize (and sanitize) the rock and put it in pong as the ball

2009-05-16 16:45:00 Author: redmagus Posts: 667

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*jumps into the screen* red: wtf? is that johnrulz77? *runs, grabs the rock, runs off the screen...* voice in the distance: MUAHAHAHAHHA red: what just happened?

2009-05-16 18:03:00 Author: johnrulz77 Posts: 835

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