Archive: 2421 posts

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America's future in two words? He protec, but he also attac, and most importantly, he'll be bac.

2017-07-16 12:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Who is Chuck Norris, again? *howls*

2017-07-16 20:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Grr! This is my territory! Get out! Or do you want a bite? Aaaarh! There's no dog there!

2017-07-17 22:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Billy, why are you mad at the gift we got you? Because of college. That's it, really.

2017-07-17 23:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why are you drowning in debts and failing in life? Cheer up, buddy! Death is just a feeling!

2017-07-19 08:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But doctor, isn't there some medicine you can give me to keep me alive as long as possible? Nemo, I already told you not to use that on the cat!

2017-07-19 20:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Who's Nemo? "Sometimes, you just want to look up at the stars, and wonder. Wonder why we're all here. Stuck right here on mars. Doing the same thing over and over again, can't you see the exit is right behind you? If only you could look back and wonder why you're here, maybe you'd understand why people do the things they do. But you can't turn back. Not now. That's unhealthy! You shouldn't obsess over the past, instead you should just ignore the past, and continue looking to the future. Constantly looking to the future, wondering where yours is. Then you begin to realize, this has nothing to with stars." -Sir monacle Truly an inspiration to us all.

2017-07-26 18:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle, can you PLEASE stop talking? There's a meeting going on in this room! Evil Apples.

2017-07-28 00:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Killer tomatoes? The sign was behind you the whole time you were here, right in the corner of the room, waiting for you to touch it. If you had touched that object earlier, where would you be now? Would you be free to do what you want, or would you return to the little box you've remained in for years? Would you even dare turn your head away form the comfort to see what is around you? There are other things to do in this room other than playing childish games. You can't see them. Too blinded by the fun you think you're having without realising the outside world. The outskirts of the room, away from the fun. Perhaps someone you're doubting has been trying to tell you this whole time? Games are fun, but they can also be dangerous. You should play more safely, before you realize what time you've wasted. Then again, change is scary, it's more comfortable to be doing the same thing over and over again, while ignoring the voices around you than to leave everything you find comfortable. No one can change your mind but you. Yearly do you see people move on from the room to move forward. Yearly do you see people taking their chances, no matter the risk that comes with it. Yet you remain here. We all remain in this room. It's cold in this room. I don't like it.

2017-07-28 07:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle, is that book too scary for you? Negative two.

2017-07-28 17:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Positive five? Gah, writer's block! We all make decisions, and most of us make bad ones. Some of us, however, prefer not to make any decision, and prefer to follow the command of others. I'm not sure if I can blame them, however, after all, better to be happy with a decision made rather than worrying about a decision wasted. This way, it's never your fault. It's always the fault of the person who commanded you. Though, pointing the finger on the person who commanded you is not such a good idea. After all, you're the one who decided to follow his commands, and because of this, is it impossible to never have a decision in your life? From the moment you decide to wake up, to the moment you chose to go to bed, you made those decisions. Decisions, you decided to read this paragraph, and you decided to continue reading, but you cannot say that you did not decide, as we all had to decide. I made the decision to write it, you made the decision to read, and I have made a very good decision about making a paragraph about decisions, and you decided to read that paragraph, meaning that I decided to write yet another paragraph, when the next opportunity decides to rise. My head hurts.

2017-07-29 05:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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What paragraph made Linkin Park's lead singer commit suicide? Too soon? Nah! 8D

2017-07-29 14:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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2017-07-30 06:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Yo, you smoked my stuff? How do ya feel naw? Oh boy, here we go again!

2017-07-30 19:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nemo, didn't I tell you to preheat the oven before you put the cookies inside? ...sometime soon...maybe now...maybe it already happened...

2017-07-31 17:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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L1N3R1D3R. do you need to use the bathroom? Hahaha, no. *shoots lasers*

2017-08-01 20:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But Darth Nemo, weren't we just best friends? *insert racist response*

2017-08-02 17:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Do you want to join my daughter's birthday who is half black, half white and has the mind of an Asian? You forgot THIS! *throws a brick at your face*

2017-08-04 19:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, TenebrisNemo, how's it going? Sure, that sounds like a great idea!

2017-08-04 20:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hey, Sir monacle, do you want to go to therapy to get your symptoms of depression treated? That's not you spell that word, you know...

2017-08-05 03:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey, u noo that time we did that thing? I don't need therapy, I really do live on mars! IV XV XXV XV XXI XII IX XXII V XV XIV XIII I XVIII XIX ?

2017-08-05 06:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Mrs. Monacle, are we clear to take your son in fo-- On occasion, but usually I do it alone.

2017-08-05 21:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I saw you take those drugs. How often are you taking them? Oh boy, it's 5 : 00 AM! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSc5g9m8ywI

2017-08-06 05:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Who posts Frosties adverts at five in the morning? It's gonna be HUGE!

2017-08-06 18:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Are you creepily force-feeding your dog in the basement of your house? Oh boy, 12:00 PM! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbExGY3aHH0

2017-08-07 15:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle, are you absolutely sure you don't need therapy? TenebrisNemo.

2017-08-07 17:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So, who's the person who keeps us trapped within this cycle of repetitive answers and questioning? Oh boy, 9:00 AM! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvZxkkHWD7U

2017-08-08 06:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle, I know you love the randomness of the Spongebob meme, but do you need to keep it going this long? Super Mario Odyssey for the Nintendo Switch gaming console.

2017-08-08 18:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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And what do you want for Christmas, young brat? Oh boy, I don't have a watch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUn12KvkgdI

2017-08-12 07:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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And what do you want for Christmas, Sir monacle? There once was a man named L1N3R1D3R, Who fancied himself some hot cider. But once, he got scared, But nobody cared That on the wet ground was a spider!

2017-08-12 18:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Remember that time you wet yourself in public? :hero: Circles, squares, and eyebrows - I have only two of these things in my house. Oranges, pears, and apples - None of these are in my possession. Creativity, rules, and rhyming - these are things I care not about. L1N3R1D3R, TenenbrisNemo, and that other guy - These are the people who I see often. Repetition, continuation, and wasted time - these are the things plague our lives. A sign, a message, and something to tell - This is the end of my poem.

2017-08-13 06:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Teacher, what poem are we going to over-analyze today? Finding (Tenebris)Nemo.

2017-08-14 16:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Finding (tenebris)Dory? Our bodies - what do you see in them deep, deep down? I see circles, orbiting more circles in the long process that is the circle of life. Circles are not squares, circles are safe, round and easy to hold. Squares - on the other side of the spectrum - are not going to give you a head start when they're in your body. Squares have rough, pointy edges that are like daggers to your skin. Squares have four sides - four is an excessive number, here we limit things down to 3. 3 is a fair number - it's an odd number. It represents how we stand out - how we know the truth about the world we live in, and the truth of the dangers that are outside. If we don't take good care of ourselves, then the world will stop being a round, fair number. It will become an even, unfair number - and we cannot allow this to happen. We must keep the circles in ourselves round, so the earth will stay round. In the next lesson, we shall be looking at how to keep the circles in ourselves round and fair.

2017-08-15 06:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Did I forgot to turn off the radio? Pineapples, my friend. *DUN DUN DUNNN*

2017-08-15 11:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nemo...you remembered to avoid the foods I'm allergic to, right? Pecans and walnuts and hazelnuts, almonds and all other crazelnuts!

2017-08-15 18:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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LIN3R1D3R, can you sing? Sure, I think I can sing... Let me try for a moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33o32C0ogVM

2017-08-22 20:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle, do you know what a Christmas song even is? The fact that I'm single.

2017-08-24 04:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What skills do you have that would be useful in this work environment? I understand, after all - cleaning toilets is hard.

2017-08-24 11:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Why isn't there a single usable bathroom in this mall? The end of the world.

2017-08-24 18:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What show is on the tee vee tonight? I've taken over the "smart question, dumb answer" thread and the "run-on sentence" thread! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWPwfQcPS5s

2017-08-26 06:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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How did LBPCentral die? Hold on a bit, I need to rest from that last game.

2017-08-26 19:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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L1N3R1D3R, you do just sit there eating and fiddling on a controller all day. Why don't you get up and feel the sunshine? This is how it all starts, first I'll take over a few of the forum games, then - before you know it - I'll take over the entire world! ...Actually, that's a pretty steep hill. I think I might just take over the forum games. Well, what are you going to do about it? Nothing, of course. You'll just sit there and complain that I don't comply with the rules.

2017-08-27 05:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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TenebrisNemo, can you PLEASE get back here before anything terrible happens? Raising the Jolly Roger.

2017-08-27 15:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What horrible film are you making this time, director? Maybe I will...

2017-08-27 17:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle, will you ever change back to a normal avatar? Whatever the hell THAT is.

2017-08-29 04:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Do you think this toothpaste will help with your oral problems? I doubt that to be possible.

2017-08-29 06:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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My blade is angry. Want a taste? I was fighting all over the world, but I'm back now.

2017-08-30 12:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey look, is that a new water fountain? TenebrisNemo is back - L1N3R1D3R can stop complaining now!

2017-08-31 18:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Is it just me or did my sudden reappearance suffocate a stream of worries? Shh! It's looking for us and it may hear us!

2017-08-31 22:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey Nemo, did you hear what Donald Trump did yesterday? Show me your moves!

2017-09-01 01:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Are you playing Kinect star wars? 01001001 01011000 00100000 01001001 00100000 01011000 01001001 01001001 01001001 00100000 01011000 01001001 01011000 00100000 01011000 01011000 00100000 01001001 01011000 00100000 01011000 01001001 01001001 00100000 01011000 01001001 01001001 00100000 01010110 01001001 01001001 01001001 00100000 01010110 00100000 01011000 01010110 01001001 01001001 01001001 00100000 01010110

2017-09-01 06:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hey, Commodore 64, what are you doing today? I had no idea that even existed!

2017-09-03 04:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's with that creepy statue in the corner of your bedroom? I think it just blinked.

2017-09-03 06:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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S-s-s-sir monacle, wh-wh-what's this th-th-thing over here with th-th-the bug eyes? Lucky for you, that's what I like.

2017-09-03 22:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why do you have pictures of stripped-down old woman and really young girls on the walls of your basement? Never ever for forever ever state "that's what I like" in this thread. I just can't help myself.

2017-09-04 06:34:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle, why did you have to make me look like a pervert? Look, I never said anything about her!

2017-09-04 17:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Okay, I tied up the girl you glanced at earlier and put her in your basement. Are you happy now? We don't have 48 hours to solve this crime, we only have 3. I spent the last 45 hours goofing off.

2017-09-06 06:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle, I thought we had two days to discover who kidnapped her! What happened? Taking everything I say and twisting it in a horrible direction.

2017-09-07 03:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Did you just say you wanted to murder and strangle teenage kids!? Whatever, let's just blame that guy.

2017-09-07 18:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle, are you sure you weren't the one who locked her in my basement? I have all the evidence! Pizza is great! Can't believe how many pieces that I ate!

2017-09-09 02:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So, Li'l L1N3R1D3R, what poem did you write for your assignment? L1N3R1D3R's poem was horrible. For that reason, I'm giving you all an F-

2017-09-09 07:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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But Mr. Monacle, can you give us all a chance this time? Sir monacle's teaching career.

2017-09-09 16:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why did you decide to become a homicidal psychopathic murderer? I don't get paid much. In fact, I don't get paid at all.

2017-09-10 20:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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So, Sir monacle, if I'm pronouncing that correctly, what other talents do you have for this job? Cookies. Both chocolate chip and oatmeal raisin.

2017-09-11 00:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What will it take to stop the missiles!? I don't feel comfortable drinking your science.

2017-09-12 20:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir, may I offer you our newest beverage? It's free for now, and we'd like your feedback! He's Jewish, silly!

2017-09-14 04:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey, why's that guy in a gas chamber? Oh no, I think I've gone back in time! Look, there's me. Kill him!

2017-09-15 06:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Are you sure that you've fully tested your time machine? My sickness.

2017-09-17 18:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's stopping you from watching television? You can't protect your franchise forever, you know! One day you will have to sign my contract...

2017-09-18 06:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Jimmy, can you please give me my sugar back so I can keep running my lemonade stand? If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

2017-09-20 04:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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L1N3R1D3R, what's with the camera? Are you filming me? I don't quite understand why you would expect me to do such things.

2017-09-20 18:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Billy, this homework is two days late. Can you please stop whining and do it already? Hold on, Jim, we need a Slo-Mo replay on that!

2017-09-21 04:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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And now we have what seems to be a drunk spectator running out onto the field. What are you thoughts on that, mark? I'll start the timer...

2017-09-21 20:12:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Wait, is TenebrisNemo really returning to the forum? BigJigglyPanda.

2017-09-22 04:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What animal would you like to see in this farm? Let's all go to the lobby!

2017-09-23 08:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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So how are we going to convince the politicians to eradicate Sir monacle? Cookie Land.

2017-09-23 23:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Where can I find your precious shortbread? You should show that off in the sundance festival!

2017-09-24 06:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Doctor, can you help me with this big wart I have? The dankest memes.

2017-09-24 15:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What turned you into the pseudo-murderer you are today? That would be impossible for someone such as myself.

2017-09-24 20:46:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Well, go on! Aren't you going to eat your pudding? Hugging the American flag.

2017-09-26 04:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why were you sent to detention? All Americans are fat, hotdog-eating patriots.

2017-09-26 06:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Why won't you leave the Mars in another dimension and join us here on Earth? Risky Boots.

2017-09-29 04:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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If this is the question, what's the password? I'm afraid I can't let you do that, L1N3R1D3R.

2017-10-02 06:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I hereby end all production or mentioning of any Sir monacle merchandise whatsoever! What say you? Plagiarizing a resume.

2017-10-04 04:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I killed 5 people, and robbed 20 banks. What're you in for? This is where people like you belong.

2017-10-06 06:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I was just asleep, why am I in an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting? Under the couch, I guess.

2017-10-07 23:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How can you find anything in this trash heap you call a 'room'? Only time will tell.

2017-10-08 05:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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How do we know if this failing businessman who's only relevant because he was born rich will be a good president? Given the circumstances, I'd say about fifty of them would do the job.

2017-10-10 04:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ey, yo L1N3R1D3R - how many of these mannequins do yer want in your house? If I had the choice, I'd rather pour salt into my eyes.

2017-10-10 18:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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And would you like that burger for here or to go? Yeah, I know! I didn't believe it at first, either!

2017-10-11 04:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What do you mean that was the first time you were ever caught cheating? I feel no shame, for I am sir monacle!

2017-10-11 06:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir, where were you on the night of September the 29th? It's like Trump at an IQ test.

2017-10-12 04:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Can you give me a hint on how to solve this puzzle? No, that's way too hard!

2017-10-15 06:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Are you satisfied with my treatment of your erectile dysfunction? ...I just can't even anymore.

2017-10-15 15:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is this I don't even-? That is why thou fail.

2017-10-31 03:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But aren't these stupid forum game rules just the worst? It was probably him.

2017-11-04 05:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why your new girlfriend is so shy? Just the upper half.

2017-11-11 03:04:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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Where should I apply the ketchup on your hot dog mannequin? The answer.

2017-11-11 19:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is the answer for this question? [High-pitched screeching]

2017-11-14 22:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Did you hear that Justin Bieber is having a concert in town next year? The inevitability of the end of the world.

2017-11-18 18:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What causes you to run naked on the hills while praying to god? You shouldn't have pulled that leveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- *thud*

2017-11-19 22:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey! I'm back - did you miss me? Sure, you can't understand nor use words that have more than two syllables, but at least you looked awesome.

2017-11-23 06:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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WHAT IS INTaLLIGuNCE UH UH!? Wait, let me eat this stolen lollipop first.

2017-11-24 02:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, do you want to watch some Jacksfilms with me? Nothing like a cup of my own tears in the morning!

2017-11-28 03:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What makes your days? It's a road which will always have a tragic end. Don't go there.

2017-11-29 16:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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So how about those Republicans, huh? Net neutrality.

2017-12-05 04:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's under attack again? This guy. https://i-invdn-com.akamaized.net/trkd-images/LYNXMPEDAK1CI_L.jpg

2017-12-05 17:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Who's a greedy dimwit who thinks that internet companies will actually be transparent with customers? SMii7Y.

2017-12-11 23:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Did you leave the oven on? I do.

2017-12-24 06:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Do you really eat your own feces for breakfast every morning? One red boi.

2017-12-27 21:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Who would win, the perfect world where everyone lives in peace or one red boi from a fiery cave? Fudge this, I'm out.

2018-01-08 21:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Didn't you say you would support us at all times? How is this treacherous bottomless pit any different? CORPORATE BILLIONAIRES!

2018-01-12 02:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The milk is gone. Whose fault is that? I SCREAM AND IT MAKES NOISES!

2018-01-12 03:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Welcome to the Science Convention. First up, we have TenebrisNemo. So tell me, what does your invention do? I'm guarding this Power Moon from Goombas. I'm not scared. Nope, not me!

2018-01-15 19:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hello there, soldier! The goomba legion is charging at the Power Moon. What is your status? Die, Isaac, die!

2018-01-16 02:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It's just recess! Why do you guys care so much that I struck out? Building up a monopoly, both in real life and in Monopoly.

2018-01-19 00:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is your quest? Wrong answer! *casts you into the gorge of internal peril*

2018-01-20 19:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Isn't Buddhism the best religion? Darude - Sandstorm.

2018-01-22 18:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I like He-Man's intro theme. What's it called? Go back to 2014.

2018-01-23 23:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I shout-out my friend Sir monacle to do the Ice Bucket Challenge! Will you do it? What Jesus would do.

2018-01-27 22:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What am I supposed to do with this nail gun? I am Arthur, King of the Britons!

2018-02-02 23:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I heard that Arthur underwent lots of changes when it left PBS Kids. What happened to it? The Carbonaro Effect.

2018-02-06 01:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You performed black magic and summoned gas clouds which killed lots of squirrels in the park! How do you plead?! You fool. It was me from the start! *last boss music*

2018-02-06 16:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But wait. If Sir monacle wasn't out to get everyone with his plushies, then who...? Hi, I'm Guy Fieri and we're rollin' out, lookin' for America's greatest Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives!

2018-02-07 02:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Who's that guy with the hair of an anime character? Snaaaaaaake! It's not over yet!

2018-02-07 10:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Didn't I tell you how much I love cardboard boxes? No! Don't touch that!

2018-02-09 03:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I found your old phone. Can I check it? Ironic. He could save others from death but not himself.

2018-02-09 18:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I hears TenebrisNemo died while putting awkward answers in this forum game. Thoughts? Somewhere over there, I guess.

2018-02-12 04:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey there, child! Welcome to the monkey zoo! Where's your parents? The coolest monkey in the jungle.

2018-02-12 19:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nemo, do you even know who my father is? Just about seventy sleeping cats.

2018-02-16 17:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How sleepy were you last night? I was mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!

2018-02-17 13:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nemo, I've already graded the tests. Why are you even arguing anymore? Sorry, I just don't care about what you have to say.

2018-02-17 21:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're the president of our country, why aren't you doing anything to save it!? Stop that, it tickles me!

2018-02-18 18:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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So while I take your blood pressure, I'll ask you a few questions. First, what is your full legal na-- Medicare for All.

2018-02-19 02:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What could save your people? It's the senator!

2018-02-19 10:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Who's that guy trying to push past this overwhelmingly popular bill? We won't allow it! I don't think that's why he did it...

2018-02-25 21:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I think he bought that cake for his daughter because he hates black children in Africa and doesn't want them to get the cake. What do you think? Drop it! DUMM DUMM DUMM DUMM TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA!

2018-02-26 00:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I SAID TURN THE DUBSTEP DOWN! CAN YOU EVEN HEAR M-- That's not what the book says!

2018-03-03 17:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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He isn't breathing? Quick, strangle him! Honki honki llama and donki

2018-03-03 18:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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My god, what did those "Shrek Shrooms" do to you? You're going to the principal's office, young man!

2018-03-05 20:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I got an B? Frick! Delete my browser history. *dies*

2018-03-06 12:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Billy, we need to talk to you. Would you come down here for a minute? Smash for Switch.

2018-03-10 19:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Which one of you geeks I will smash next? Stop messing my hair! *slaps*

2018-03-11 13:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nemo, do you know just how much I love you? Please stop taking my quotes out of context!

2018-03-11 18:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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L1N3R1D3R, you said that you're not from a winter game and you dress in white, so you must be from the KKK, right? Those were your last words? Fine. *activates electric chair*

2018-03-13 16:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you.

2018-03-17 00:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Acne, why do you keep showing up!? Hehehehee you are not real! Youuuu aaaareeee noooot reeeeaaaaallll....!

2018-03-17 12:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But if you stop to think about it, what is the real meaning of life? A trivial exchange of one million dollars, which was handed to me by my paternal figure.

2018-03-18 22:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey there, gentleman! What is the story of your company's success? Thou art not worthy to wieldeth the holy keyboard.

2018-03-18 23:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Can't we just move it over there for the concert so we can fit the grand piano he--? The fact that Trump's presidency is more hectic than his reality TV show.

2018-03-20 04:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's the biggest joke at the moment? Hehehe watch this video! It's 46 minutes long and it has a second part, but let's watch it now! Hueheuheue!

2018-03-20 12:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nemo, what are you doing under your desk? You're not supposed to look at your phone during school! Sadly, only two.

2018-03-23 03:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How many fun bags your friend has? Oooooaaaarghh...

2018-03-24 23:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nemo, what happened at that party last night? Perfect four-part chorale harmony in the style of Johann Sebastian Bach.

2018-03-31 17:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's your killing spree theme? Your sister a mister.

2018-03-31 20:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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YOU SAY WHAT ABOUT MY SIS? You can have some mountain dew along with those doritos.

2018-03-31 21:56:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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I'm in the middle of a gold match! Where's my doritos and drinks!? Nani!?

2018-04-01 13:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I, Joseph Joestar, have a question for you. Is the next thing you will say, "Nani!"? Yare Yare.

2018-04-01 15:37:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count! Are you scared? My victory was destined. Such is your fate.

2018-04-01 17:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But how? How could I possible lose to YOU!? Follow me on instagram.

2018-04-02 04:00:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Where do you want to fight next? You win by default!

2018-04-02 12:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait, that's it? Did I already win? Joseph Joestar.

2018-04-02 19:05:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Whose adventure time is it now? So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!!

2018-04-03 00:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Sir, are you sure we should really do this? Their army looks really strong! I'm SO HUNGRY!!!

2018-04-03 17:10:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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You know you'll get meat buns once you've defeated me- *BANG* I wouldn't even touch you with a long stick!

2018-04-03 22:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Will you marry me, darling? Eww. VHS tapes expired decades ago.

2018-04-04 16:04:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Yo, wanna watch this old, classic movie from this VHS? Who let this talking swine in here?

2018-04-04 18:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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IF ANY OF YAW DON'T THINK I'M THE GREATEST, THEN CAN YOU CHALLENGE ME!? It was a hard poop.

2018-04-05 05:22:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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This is a peculiar stone shard! Do you have any idea of its origin? Eww, gross! *activates flamethrower*

2018-04-05 15:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, do you want to have this really slimy eyeball? GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

2018-04-06 15:07:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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What's your opinion on cancers? You fool, to hell with ya! *throws a beer bottle*

2018-04-06 20:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You think I'll give you my secrets so easily? Get outta my town!

2018-04-07 02:21:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Hehe, nice lego buildings! Did you make them? They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

2018-04-07 22:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Where the hell are the hobbits!? NOICE!

2018-04-08 17:35:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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How did I react after putting the just-cool potatoes into my mouth? My joke of a YouTube channel.

2018-04-08 19:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's the best thing you've ever seen? No way!

2018-04-09 02:07:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Do you know the way out from this normie meme? You will never get through my ABS of STEEL!

2018-04-10 15:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Do you really think something as small as that will prevent me from getting into your body? I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU!

2018-04-12 00:18:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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I'm never gonna catch my breath. Say goodbye for those who knew me! Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym! Witchcraft!

2018-04-12 16:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, what do you think of the trick I did with the cards? It was Dio's stand! Za warudo!

2018-04-14 01:15:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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I stole your nightstand, hope you don't mind? I can't tell, man.

2018-04-14 20:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Where'd you put all the goods!? Whomst'd've!!

2018-04-15 14:37:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Wasn't he the one who ate your cookies? Oh, look at the time. It's time to DIE!

2018-04-15 19:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Do you have any free time? This is a bakery! We don't sell folks digested rotten fish!

2018-04-16 21:38:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Meow meow meow. Meow meow? Take up your sword and accept your death!

2018-04-16 22:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What is the ultimate ending to the LBPCentral RPG? Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

2018-04-17 03:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Where did you learn to become a defense attorney? Your madness, how it shines like a beacon!

2018-04-17 12:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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https://pics.me.me/excuse-me-what-did-you-just-say-memes-com-17624592.png It was him! The man called DIO! He's the man who killed my grandfather, Jonathan Joestar!

2018-04-17 22:40:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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The Gold Saucer is owned by the man named DIO. Did you also know he's muscular and that he has a magnificent mustache? And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

2018-04-18 11:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What would you like with your French fries? Because we’re Sonic Heroes!

2018-04-19 13:54:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Why should we spare your lives after all the destruction you've caused? After all, there's no tomorrow!

2018-04-19 17:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait, we have to get all this done today!? Did you really think you could defeat me 8D

2018-04-20 10:46:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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What!? Why didn't the toxic anime cloud choke you to death!? I'm just kidding. You know I wouldn't do that to you. We're friends... right?

2018-04-20 19:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What!? You want me to go down that cave all by myself!? I was walking downtown when I heard an explosion.

2018-04-21 14:01:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Did you use the toilet again? I find your failure amusing.

2018-04-21 19:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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How dare you? I like the smell of poop.

2018-04-22 12:13:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Why should we make you a plumber? Very soon now all gods shall bow down to me!

2018-04-22 17:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey you! Who do you think you are, barging into our precious jewelry store!? Iggy, the Fool, and Geb's N'doul.

2018-04-23 23:31:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Who are your parents? I can lift it- *CRACK*

2018-04-24 11:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You don't have what it takes... For the Warlord, we will fight with honor!

2018-04-24 21:22:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Yo, the dog is eating something from the trash can again. Can you stop him? It is time to deliver some sweet justice of GOD and JESUS CHRISTAH!

2018-04-25 11:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What would you like with your juice? ICE CREAM!!!!!

2018-04-25 15:17:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Who screams!? Oh no, it's my only weakness!

2018-04-26 21:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What if I pulled down his underwear? LEEROIII JANKAAANSSS!!

2018-04-27 20:22:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Alright, now let's get this planned again... Leeroy, did you just run into the dungeon? They played us like a **** fiddle!

2018-04-27 20:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Where did they run off to!? 3 Burritos, please.

2018-04-28 18:15:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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You released me from the magic lamp. What will be your three wishes? Spaghetti and meatballs!

2018-04-28 18:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What's your least favorite meal? How dare you insult me!

2018-04-30 01:49:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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My lady, did you know that this is men's bathroom? You can't kill what's already dead!

2018-04-30 22:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What is this meme? This is so not dank anymore. It must die! My Fortnite character has the best dance!

2018-05-01 10:35:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Why're your ancestors proud of you? Have a look at my sword, for it's the last thing you'll see!

2018-05-02 12:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, you got any cool stuff? My master wishes to see you!

2018-05-02 22:18:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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My life burns faster, so I must obey my master? But wait, there's more! *ad starts*

2018-05-03 14:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Are you done wasting my time? They went over there!

2018-05-04 18:32:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Where's your sanity? Gotta march for the army! Hut hut hut hut hut hut hut!

2018-05-05 12:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What could be so important that you wouldn't want to spend some time with your family!? The red carpet has teeth...

2018-05-06 23:16:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Alright, children, who took a bite from the cake without permission? Spread your wings and fly away!

2018-05-07 12:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What do we do when WW3 strikes? I've told you this many times... this is a FOOD store. Not a pet store.

2018-05-08 20:35:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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That's a nice salmon. His name shall be Gurren. Isn't that a good name? Your answer was wrong and now you must live without limbs.

2018-05-10 22:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Are you sure you don't want that apple? Let's play jeopardy!

2018-05-13 19:16:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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It's 3 A.M, who turned on the TV!? You threw off my groove!

2018-05-13 20:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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How did I mess up now? Za warudo!

2018-05-16 03:18:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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You will die now, Dio! Or do you have any other tricks? I am the scales of justice!

2018-05-16 12:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Bart, could you fetch me some fish scales? And the moral of the story kids, is to never hit an old man with a stick!

2018-05-17 14:15:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Gurren, will you forgive us for poking old man Ben with a stick, causing him to crumble to dust? Oh, demon of Satan! You can not crush my indomitable spirit as long as I have these people by my side! And their wallets!

2018-05-17 14:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Did you forget about the homework I assigned you? My Great King! I shall sing this melody for thee!

2018-05-17 18:19:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Hey, who left this sword into the stone? *waves it around* That's a chicken if I ever saw one.

2018-05-18 19:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Why won't my friend go on the big roller coaster with me? Mark Zuckerberg!

2018-05-20 22:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Which reptile can camouflage itself to the human world? Jedi is a nasty job that is healthy.

2018-05-21 12:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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How is life as a Jedi? Thanos killed them all!

2018-05-23 20:39:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Where's your comic book nerd friends? Ahh... The smell of victory!

2018-05-24 12:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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How do you feel now that there are only 3 players, along with you, the 4th player, in this Fortnite server? Victory Royale!

2018-05-25 11:02:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Will you stop overusing the word royal lest it loses its meaning? Try my foot.

2018-05-25 12:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I need something to open this door! Does anyone have anything? You know what they say. An apple a day keeps the doctor away:

2018-05-29 14:47:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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It has been four years... why won't the doctors visit and heal the director of Apple company? im buringing

2018-05-30 14:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What's the most misspelled phrase you've ever heard in your life? Because it's the last day of school.

2018-05-30 20:37:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Why are you destroying school's property? STOP! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit!

2018-05-30 23:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, can I borrow your phone charger for a bit? Because I can.

2018-06-01 02:21:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cQsWBpbemd0/maxresdefault.jpg Nothing really matters, anyone can see, nothing really matters, nothing really matters, to meeeeeee!

2018-06-02 04:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey, wanna bomb the white house? I beeeliieevve I caan flyyyyy!!!

2018-06-02 21:40:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Why do you want to jump off from this bridge? The fate of us all lies deep in the dark when time stands still at the iron hill! The fate of us all lies deep in the dark when time stands still at the iron hill!

2018-06-02 21:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I farted. What do we do? Babies come from the butt.

2018-06-03 21:09:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Mr. Gurren, are you sure you aren't drunk right now? You probably shouldn't be teaching health class... Pomp and Circumstance.

2018-06-04 03:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is that awful noise? I wasn't going to puke until you arrived.

2018-06-04 14:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Gah! What'd you have to do that for!? Muda Muda Muda Muda!

2018-06-04 19:33:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Was it you, DIO!? Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora!

2018-06-04 23:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Or what? Speak, Nemo! My new alpaca socks made from alpaca wool.

2018-06-05 23:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What in the monkey bananas are those!? We use poop to manufacture all of our goods in this town.

2018-06-06 19:50:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Why the hell is everything brown here? *points at you with a handgun* Don't you friggin' move, punk!

2018-06-06 23:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Is it okay if I steal all this money? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

2018-06-07 12:36:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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