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Corrupt Wishes

Archive: 7886 posts

Granted. But fishes can't survive in front of a computer without water for too long!

I wish I could breath Hidrogen!		2010-07-25 22:03:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

You can already breathe hidrogen (earth's atmosphere contains around 78% if I am right) though your body now becomes allergic to it and you become snotty, lumpy piece of meat.

I wish I had a microwave.		2010-07-25 22:15:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627

Granted, so you put your head in it to see if it works. Next thing you know, blood and body parts everywhere.

I wish for a spaceship!		2010-07-25 22:50:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted. It gets sucked into a black hole.

I wish for warp-speed.		2010-07-26 00:30:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted. You have it, but you can't use it.

I wish that I could find my wallet.		2010-07-26 00:51:00

Author:
Valgee
Posts: 105

Granted, I already took all the money from it.

I wish for super-crazy-fast-squared-reading-abilities in any language!		2010-07-26 01:17:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted. Unfortunately, you cannot even properly pronounce half of the languages you can now read AND, every language you can pronounce, is either a dead language or something from Star Trek or Star Wars.

I wish for some granola.		2010-07-26 01:34:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but it's an evil robot and when you swallow it it destroy all the interior of your body and then you die :/

I wish to be able to sleep when I want and wake up when I want.		2010-07-26 03:46:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted. But you forget to wake up so you keep sleeping until you die.
I wish that unicorns were real 		2010-07-26 06:21:00

Author:
Amigps
Posts: 564

Granted. However, I keel you as you're looking at your unicorn on account of, well- YOU SNIPED MEH!!

I wish I could pre-order LBP2.		2010-07-26 06:23:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Gramted, but it never comes in.
I wish for some moar REWTBEER		2010-07-26 08:27:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

granted but it spills everywhere!

i wish 4 a pic of me! 		2010-07-26 16:54:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

Granted.
http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/stephen-kings-it-pennywise.jpg

I wish for some bug spray to get rid of that thing.		2010-07-26 20:04:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted. But it's so toxic you kill yourself!

I wish for a Dragunov Sniper!		2010-07-26 22:23:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, it recoils hard enough to send you into space, orbiting the sun. You are now a dwarf planet.
I wish for ALL to believe Pluto is only a dwarf.		2010-07-26 22:53:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted. With so many believing Pluto explodes.

I wish that the solar storm that will happen in 2013 won't affect humanity.		2010-07-26 23:27:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, But the solar storm was needed for substantional growthof Chuck Norris tears instead of morning dew.
Also I kick you because all this end of the world stuff scares me.
I wish for a paper.		2010-07-27 00:12:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted. It's torn in two.

I wish people wouldn't be so into this "end-of-the-world" nonsense...		2010-07-27 01:18:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, now everyone is a creationist. I wish I had an awesome drawing of me by the zim invader, too.2010-07-27 08:29:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted. It's head gets blown in by my character's shotgun.

I wish people would joint he newest cub "Bad Spellers Untie!"...		2010-07-27 08:35:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted. It's head gets blown in by my character's shotgun.

I wish people would joint he newest cub "Bad Spellers Untie!"...

Granted but no one understands one another,

i wish for a live beaver hat		2010-07-27 08:52:00

Author:
Lord-Dreamerz
Posts: 4261

Granted, but it's of the Justin kind.
I wish for wafflez.		2010-07-27 08:58:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

granted but the waffles transform into man eating zombies and eat ur brains
i wish for giant marshmellow puppies		2010-07-27 12:06:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted but them when u try to eat them they eat u instead and u have 2 eat ur way out and then u get fat

i wish 4 lunch!!		2010-07-27 16:53:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

(actually this 2013 solar storm thing has actual chance of happening and will fry all eletronic stuff if we don't turn off the global lights in time I saw it in a believable science magazine)

Granted, you eat a fryed egg.

I wish to have all the knowledge of the human race! (and a bit more)		2010-07-27 17:53:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

But then you find out some many useless things your head implodes!

I wish to have this wish not corrupted.		2010-07-27 17:56:00

Author:
Jaslow
Posts: 775

Granted. Your life gets corrupted!

I wish all the windows in my house are made of pure diamond!		2010-07-27 17:58:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but someone breaks them all and takes the fragments!

I wish that I had a genie that gave me three wishes that were not corruptible!		2010-07-27 17:59:00

Author:
Jaslow
Posts: 775

Granted. However, the genie himself is corrupted, so before he granted you your 3 wishes, he summoned an elephant that squashed you to death.

I wish I could get the Collector's Edition... (I already did).		2010-07-27 18:34:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but Media Molecule releases the DLC you get with it COMBINED with new costumes, so you have to buy everything again. (That's actually prolly gonna happen).

I wish that someone can come up with an incorruptible wish.		2010-07-27 18:38:00

Author:
Jaslow
Posts: 775

Granted but a computer-hacker found a way to corrupt it.

I wish for a muffin.		2010-07-27 19:51:00

Author:
xoxinga
Posts: 123

EDIT: granted but you get sniped in revenge!

I wish for a uncorruptable politician!		2010-07-27 19:52:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted. He gets elected THEN gets corrupted.
I wish for more corruption!		2010-07-27 20:32:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted but your Mom has cancer2010-07-27 20:40:00

Author:
xoxinga
Posts: 123

Granted.
Get out.

I wish that my PS3 would connect to the internet.		2010-07-27 21:51:00

Author:
Valgee
Posts: 105

Granted but than you hack items on PS Home and get banned by Sony.
I wish for a mudkip,		2010-07-27 22:04:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

Granted, but you didn't liek it.

I wish for a sugar pot with "salt" written on it, so I can fool the ants!		2010-07-27 22:06:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted... that's it.

I wish someone could figure out what I just did.		2010-07-28 00:03:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but my brain sploded.

I wish BP would get the **** out of the Gulf of Mexico		2010-07-28 00:15:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Granted, but now nothing procreates in the Gulf of Mexico.

I wish that school didn't start next week.		2010-07-28 01:49:00

Author:
Valgee
Posts: 105

Granted. It starts TOMORROW.

I wish my bags were packed already.		2010-07-28 01:52:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but you put an active bomb in your bag which was so powerful that it turned Earth into a giant lava rock.

I wish my hamsters were still alive 		2010-07-28 02:32:00

Author:
xoxinga
Posts: 123

granted but its back to life as a zombie that trys to kill you..

i wish noone corrupts my wishes XD		2010-07-28 02:48:00

Author:
Unknown_creator
Posts: 119

Granted but instead YOU are corrupted

I wish I had more time and less work		2010-07-28 02:54:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Granted, you have plenty of time because you have no work..

I wish for my wish to wish that it had a apple.. 		2010-07-28 02:58:00

Author:
Obsessedwithcars
Posts: 158

The apple is poisoned with a neurological toxin that seeps into your brain for wishing for a wish for an apple.

I wish someone would tell me what they think of my art forgeries 		2010-07-28 03:04:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Granted.
I hate it.
lol.

I wish for a bottle of water that can't be poisoned,spilled,burned,diseased or corrupted >		2010-07-28 04:23:00

Author:
xoxinga
Posts: 123

Granted, but you drop it on the ground and the water spills out.

I wish I could go to sleep (until morning, no harmful effects done to anybody at all)		2010-07-28 04:30:00

Author:
Obsessedwithcars
Posts: 158

Granted, you get sucked into a black hole but survive until morning, which is when you explode.

O,I wish i was an Oscar Myer Weiner, that is what i'd truly like to be 		2010-07-28 04:31:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Granted, it blows up in your face.

O,I wish i was an Oscar Myer Weiner, that is what i'd truly like to be

U GOT SNIPED, OWNED FOO.. lol

Granted, but some fat guy eats you..

I wish all my levels were :star::star::star::star::star:		2010-07-28 04:33:00

Author:
Obsessedwithcars
Posts: 158

D:
Granted but your plagued by H4H'ers asking "i hsrt yu,u hart back?"

I wish I would have attended Woodstock		2010-07-28 04:43:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Granted, but you heard Freebird, got drunk, passed out, some hippies found you a threw you in a port-o-potty and you were never heard from again..

I wish there was world peace		2010-07-28 05:00:00

Author:
Obsessedwithcars
Posts: 158

Granted, but it tastes terrible.

I wish I, too, were obsessed with cars.		2010-07-28 05:04:00

Author:
Valgee
Posts: 105

Granted, but it tastes terrible.

I wish I, too, were obsessed with cars.

Granted, your favorite car is now the Pinto..

I wish there were more smilies..		2010-07-28 05:08:00

Author:
Obsessedwithcars
Posts: 158

Granted, the new smilies are infected with malware

I wish for all corruptions against me to be possitive		2010-07-28 05:13:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Granted, but your racoon eats your face off.. Hey, its positive for him, his family eats good tonight..

I wish Steve Big Guns would post on this thread.. 		2010-07-28 05:17:00

Author:
Obsessedwithcars
Posts: 158

Granted, but he does something both invisible and dirty.

I wish I could come up with a proper name for my villain.		2010-07-28 06:00:00

Author:
Valgee
Posts: 105

Granted, his name is Dr. NastyPuells
lol, don't ask

I wish our universe would implode.
yea, can't get much worse than that can you?		2010-07-28 06:38:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Granted, but I glue it back together and get you back with my custom title.
I wish for more people to look at my title.		2010-07-28 07:39:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but they get angry and attack you
I wish I hadn't lost the game 		2010-07-28 07:42:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Granted, but you do in 30 min.
I wish for people to now not think my title is dangerous because I'm changing it...		2010-07-28 07:44:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted. They think the lil' afro dude in your signature is dangerous, so they kill you anyways.

I wish people wouldn't open the dumpsters...		2010-07-28 07:48:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but the cover has a hole
I wish for a Jelly Jiggler to eat...		2010-07-28 07:57:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

granted but it spurts jelly at u

i wish 4 mudkipz		2010-07-28 16:42:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

Granted, but it doesn't liek you.
I wish for a duck based instrument.		2010-07-28 16:44:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

granted but then a real duck is stuck in ur tuba

i wish 4 a sunset		2010-07-28 16:48:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

Granted, except you're so close to it, you melt.'
I wish I could of seen him melt.		2010-07-28 16:54:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

I wish I could of seen him melt. ima girl!! lol its hard to tell!

granted but while i melted i dragged u close 2 the sun set so u melted 2

i wish that people know that i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv doggies		2010-07-28 16:59:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

Granted, but it annoyed everyone that you constantly reminded them of your love, so they killed all the dogs in the world to shut you up.

I wish everyone in the world was vegetarian/vegan!

(:		2010-07-28 19:20:00

Author:
edster962
Posts: 170

Granted, the population of cows increases and their "gas" increase global warming by 250%.

I wish for cooked meat. 		2010-07-28 19:46:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, it's alive.
I wish to know if Premium Bundle can post below 10 characters.		2010-07-28 20:26:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, now you can only post below 10 characters!

I wish to be a DJ!		2010-07-28 20:27:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, you are now a Dead Jackalope.

I wish for LBP2 to come out tomorrow.		2010-07-28 20:32:00

Author:
edster962
Posts: 170

Granted, teh ubber rush makes it unplayable!!!1!1eleven

I wish for a biiiiiiiig book!		2010-07-28 20:34:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but it's the day your hands fall off.
I wish for Shop.		2010-07-28 20:35:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted. Wallet is empty.

I wish to BLAOW UR MIND!!!		2010-07-28 20:37:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, some how blaow is a word that means "to give intelligence"
I wish for a capital h.		2010-07-28 20:41:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but you can never use the letter H, lower-case or capital, ever again!

I wish that my eye-sight was perfect, so I wouldn't need contacts or glasses.		2010-07-28 20:49:00

Author:
edster962
Posts: 170

Granted, but the sun blinds you.
I wish for an idea to put in my level D:		2010-07-28 21:14:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, the "idea" is to completely make your level an H4H level.

I wish I lived in a Mansion with enough money to pay it off.		2010-07-28 22:27:00

Author:
edster962
Posts: 170

Granted, the "idea" is to completely make your level an H4H level.

I wish I lived in a Mansion with enough money to pay it off.

granted! but the mansion is a cardboard box.

i don't wish for anything.		2010-07-29 00:26:00

Author:
supersonic56
Posts: 287

Granted, but now everyone makes terrible wishes involving your death.

I wish for an iPhone 4G that I didn't have to pay the bill for.		2010-07-29 00:59:00

Author:
edster962
Posts: 170

granted but its a bricked phone.

i wiish for everyone to stop making terrible wishes involving my death		2010-07-29 01:57:00

Author:
supersonic56
Posts: 287

Granted, Now they're making Good wishes about your death.
I wish that Supersonic56 would explode into a rainbow of happiness.		2010-07-29 08:50:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted, sadly you were a not-so-happy collateral when he exploded

I wish for noones wishes to effect me 		2010-07-29 08:54:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Granted. But yours affect you and it the single most painful thing ever. Also, I going to wish you infinite happiness, but WHATEVER.

I wish me infinite happiness.		2010-07-29 18:06:00

Author:
Valgee
Posts: 105

Granted, but you die and go to hell.

I wish I had a nuclear weapon big enought to destroy the world, except me and my family. 		2010-07-29 18:32:00

Author:
Obsessedwithcars
Posts: 158

You get your nuclear weapon, then an acorn accidentally pushes the big red button and the world is destroyed. Only you and your family is left. And then you suffocate in space.

I wish fish had feet.		2010-07-29 18:34:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627

Granted, but they're in a parallel universe. Which brings you infinite sorrow.

I wish the next person who posts, puts only something good for me. The me in THIS universe.And no bad side effects for me, or anyone else. Or anyTHING else.		2010-07-29 18:38:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Granted, but your name isnt me, so me is granted free food at Mcdonalds the rest of his life!.. you get nothing..

I wish I could actually wish for a wish in 3D.		2010-07-29 18:41:00

Author:
Obsessedwithcars
Posts: 158

Granted, but you need to wear these weird looking goggles to make it come true, for the rest of your life!

I wish for good 80's music!		2010-07-29 18:44:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but its Come on Eileen, and you have to listen to it for the rest of your life..

I wish I had Modnation Racers		2010-07-29 18:47:00

Author:
Obsessedwithcars
Posts: 158

Granted, but suddenly your PS3 loses internet connection forever!!!

I wanna be forever young...		2010-07-29 18:54:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, you are a baby the rest of your life. You can't talk, your stuck eating nasty baby food, and you poop yourself all the time.

I wish to be famous		2010-07-29 19:09:00

Author:
Obsessedwithcars
Posts: 158

Of course! With one word:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcTmsC5OTyQ
You become a internet meme in Brazil!

I wish for a plane! (that I can drive)		2010-07-29 19:23:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, you crash it.

I wish I wasn't dead in the form of which of wishing, when you go to the bathroom when you wish if you die in 5 hours eating pizza..

OWNED.		2010-07-29 19:30:00

Author:
Obsessedwithcars
Posts: 158

Nope.

I wish that last wish made sense.		2010-07-29 19:47:00

Author:
Valgee
Posts: 105

http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/9751/errorwx.png

I wish for blue screen of death!

EDIT: I wish to get back in time and post before getting sniped.		2010-07-29 19:47:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, But you get stuck back in time transporting you to some empty wormhole.

I wish that nobody but no one can't can not never ever and that includes everyone but ONE person can't not corrupt this wish.		2010-07-29 20:00:00

Author:
edster962
Posts: 170

Granted but u get bored and wish you never wasted ur wish on something stupid and eventually die for no apperant reason!

I wish that a giant evil clown named jim came down and gave me free candy!		2010-07-29 20:37:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but the candy is filled with Cyanide.

I wish my Pikachu mask wasn't glued to my face.		2010-07-29 20:59:00

Author:
Chdonga
Posts: 388

You get your wish but instead you get a mask of the baby jesus insteed

i wish that i worked for Mm for at least 2 weeks and that all bad men die it the next week and that this wish has a anti wish lock on made by Harry Potter (try and breck that )		2010-07-29 21:05:00

Author:
geddez12
Posts: 338

Granted but you die before it comes true.

I WIHS I CUOLD SPEL RAITE!		2010-07-29 23:06:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but you forget to post every single time.

I wish that I could sleep well... now 		2010-07-29 23:37:00

Author:
napero7
Posts: 1653

GRANTED!!!!11!1eleven!

I wish for a Girlfriend!		2010-07-29 23:41:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, shes a psycho

I wish for better stickers in LBP2 		2010-07-29 23:46:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Granted, their in a pack that costs 9,99 $

I wish for a 50 PSN card!		2010-07-29 23:50:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted but you lose your Ps3

I wish that the LBP2 BETA will be public

(I'd still buy that sticker pack )		2010-07-29 23:55:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Granted, it's Public, but you can not play it.

I wish I had a top-speed super-fast Ultimate Gaming computer with the best memory and graphics for free!		2010-07-30 00:32:00

Author:
edster962
Posts: 170

Granted but they stole it the next day

i wish i had all the dlc for LBP for the ps3!		2010-07-30 00:59:00

Author:
shadow3596
Posts: 2442

Granted, but it's glitched so you cant use it.

I wish for endless peace and worldwide happiness.		2010-07-30 01:44:00

Author:
orang3dragon612
Posts: 243

granted but an alien comes from outer space and blows everyone up

i wish i had a ferrari enzo which CANT BREAK DOWN OR EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!		2010-07-30 02:16:00

Author:
geddez12
Posts: 338

(grumble** i wished for ENDLESS peace **grumble)
Granted. It gets stolen, stripped down, shipped across the country and reassembled for your arch enemy.
I wish for a life were I and everybody i knew would be eternally happy and joyous.		2010-07-30 02:27:00

Author:
orang3dragon612
Posts: 243

Granted, but everyone else DESTROYS YOU.
I wish for a Predator missle.		2010-07-30 02:48:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but there's a mix up and you get a sentry gun instead.2010-07-30 03:17:00

Author:
orang3dragon612
Posts: 243

Granted, but people eventually get bored of being peaceful. Since they can't be violent, they are forced to vent by playing violent video games. Soon the world's population consists of fat neckbeards who dwell in their basement. In a matter of years, the population starts to lower, due to everyone being so fat, and in the following decade, the rest of the life on Earth dies.

I wish people would realize Tim Burton's genius.		2010-07-30 04:04:00

Author:
Chdonga
Posts: 388

Granted, but he tragically dies of a heart attack a day later.

I wish everyone's life was perfect, including mine.		2010-07-30 04:06:00

Author:
edster962
Posts: 170

granted but then life gets 2 perfect so u jump off a cliff

i wish that i will b able to live forever!		2010-07-30 14:32:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

Granted, but everyone else in the world dies the next day.

I wish I had an edible, non-poisonous cookie that I could eat.		2010-07-30 14:51:00

Author:
edster962
Posts: 170

Granted, but it tastes like NightQuil

I wish I had wished for a cupcake.		2010-07-30 14:54:00

Author:
Obsessedwithcars
Posts: 158

(NyQuil*)

Granted, but it tastes like DayQuil.

I wish I had a real-life rocket cheetah!		2010-07-30 16:50:00

Author:
edster962
Posts: 170

Granted but it flies away from you.

I wish for a big rock!		2010-07-30 17:25:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but it squishes you to death.

I wish I was a beta-tester for LBP2.		2010-07-30 17:32:00

Author:
edster962
Posts: 170

Granted, but other 9000 people wish that so I have to let you out.

Let there be light!		2010-07-30 20:36:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but anything that is created must be destroyed eventually, so there is no light.

I wish that LBP2 was out, I could have it it, it was awesome, it would never get taken away, I was good at creating with it, and nothing could happen to my precious game, my PSN account, or me!		2010-07-31 00:46:00

Author:
Joshua_is_wicked
Posts: 79

Granted but you lose your internet so you cant share your creations and no one believes how good you are.

I wish for MM to restart their weekly highlights, not the levels, the latest logic and innovations.		2010-07-31 00:56:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Granted, but then Media Molecule sees that you are the one who made them do that, so they ban you from their site.

I wish that I was the one who started this thread.		2010-07-31 00:59:00

Author:
Joshua_is_wicked
Posts: 79

Granted but you get banned for making such a random thread.

I wish LBP colors wouldn't explode because of too many stickers 		2010-07-31 01:02:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

*The genie of corrupt wishes looks at you, and skips your wish*

I wish lbp never existed!		2010-07-31 01:03:00

Author:
Joshua_is_wicked
Posts: 79

Granted, LBPC is now MNRC and everybody is into ModNation Racers. And your name is "joshua_racer" and mine is "fastN001".

I wish that trolls don't exist!		2010-07-31 01:10:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted. But now ogres exist. Nice going.

First, I wish that I could make multiple wishes. Now, I wish that I couldn't be banned from this site, and that my wish was un-corruptable.

BEAT THAT!		2010-07-31 01:12:00

Author:
Joshua_is_wicked
Posts: 79

Granted, BUT you can't make more wishes because the genie has had his limit passed. And your wishes are neutralized by me going back in time. BEAT THAT.
I wish for a plunger. No particular reason, I'm just bored.		2010-07-31 07:12:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but it is a plunger with a time curse. You are sent back 1,000 years. You smash a spider, and it affects time drastically. You are put in a temporal time loop, and the only way to stop it is to stop yourself from corrupting my wish. After an epic, nearly deadly adventure, you make it just in time to tackle your past self. You two touching causes you two to merge, bringing you 5 hours back in time. You think twice before making another wish, or corrupting one ever again. The genie has no longer passed his wish limit, and everything is back to normal. the mods close this thread in fear of the temporal time loop coming back, causing something more drastic to happen.

I guess that this thread is "closed" and we can't corrupt any wishes. Wait, you never went back in time to stop my wishes... so I am still uncorruptable.

Well, If my wishes can't be corrupted, I wish for a million dollars.		2010-07-31 07:50:00

Author:
Joshua_is_wicked
Posts: 79

Granted.
I use my Akimbo UMP's on you. End of story. No more wishes for you.
I wish for Akimbo in MW2.		2010-07-31 07:52:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted but they got stolen the day after!

I wish for a billion dollars!!!		2010-07-31 07:53:00

Author:
shadow3596
Posts: 2442

Granted I steal it and my Akimbo.
I wish for a star.		2010-07-31 07:55:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, you get Miley Cyrus.
I wish I had a potato cannon.		2010-07-31 09:05:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted, the giant ball of gas consumes you and youre burnt to a crisp

i wish i was Kanye West

EDIT: dang i hate when that happens		2010-07-31 09:06:00

Author:
Charlemagne
Posts: 513

Granted but everyone hates you because you dissed Taylor Swift at the Grammys

I wish for a piece of cheese.		2010-07-31 12:25:00

Author:
xoxinga
Posts: 123

Granted but it's rotten.

I wish for cheese balls!		2010-07-31 13:48:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but they're evil, and consume you and your family, and now you're stuck inside a cheese ball forever!

I wish that I ALWAYS won The Game.		2010-07-31 16:12:00

Author:
edster962
Posts: 170

Granted, but this is corrupt wishes game, you win by getting wishes corrupted, so you can't win, but that makes you win, leading to a paradox.

I wish for a instant paradox!		2010-07-31 16:55:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted.
A barber in a town 100,000 away from civilization cuts people's hair, but he only cuts people's hair IF they don't shave it themselves. If there are no other barbers in town, and he ALWAYS applies his principle, then who shaves the barber?		2010-07-31 17:28:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted but you lose all lifes

I wish for a bulldozer		2010-07-31 19:10:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted but it become alive and jump on you :kz:

I wish to have a paintgun! 		2010-08-01 05:20:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted, but the paintball fairy doesn't like you, so she makes it explode. The explosion causes yet ANOTHER temporal time loop. (There are far too many in this thread) You are sent back in time. You kill Jsp0t, preventing him from making any wishes. I am not killed, and I can wish just as well as anyone else. But my wishes are once again corruptable. Forevah!

I wish that people would stop making so many temporal time loops. And that does not make me a hypocrite.		2010-08-01 07:34:00

Author:
Joshua_is_wicked
Posts: 79

Granted, but I go back in time and stop myself from typing the word Granted, so it's not granted, but why is the word granted still at the beginning of this sentence? Because i granted this wish in the past for the future after i un-granted it. This, causing another time-loop paradox.

I wish that the wish below this one is a lie.

I wish that the wish above this one is the truth.		2010-08-01 13:30:00

Author:
edster962
Posts: 170

You don't get mauled by a bear for wishing for this to be a lie. /sarcasm ftw

I wish I would get off LBPC and finish the dang Mona Lisa already.		2010-08-01 13:45:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Granted, but you sneeze on it. It's on LBP? Your sack sneezes on it!

I wish people would stop making wishes and saying "BEAT THAT!!"		2010-08-01 14:30:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, they say "TAKE THAT!!" instead.

I wish I had a talking dog.		2010-08-01 18:23:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627

Granted, but all it talks about is how much it hates you and all of it's complaints.

I wish I could turn invisible/visible at will.		2010-08-01 18:38:00

Author:
edster962
Posts: 170

Granted, but everyone can now dectect body heat, so it renders your visibility useless.

I wish for a auto shotgun, incase of zombie infestation!		2010-08-01 19:08:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted.But when you need it most,it doesn't work.

I wish for a crown 		2010-08-01 21:06:00

Author:
xoxinga
Posts: 123

Granted, but everyone else has been given one as well.

I wish for a two headed pony that shoots lazers out of it's eyes.		2010-08-01 21:45:00

Author:
Fastbro
Posts: 1277

Granted, but LAZOR is not charged.

I wish to finish my school work in time!		2010-08-01 22:19:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, you have it all done but then a flying monkey eating a carrot takes it away from you.

I wish I could leave LBPC now and just sleep... (You can't ruin this one, I'm leaving now)
EDIT: For the night that is, I'm not leaving as in leaving, I'm just gonna sleep		2010-08-01 22:24:00

Author:
napero7
Posts: 1653

Granted, but you will have nightmares.

I wish for more vacations!		2010-08-01 23:50:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but you are trapped in the airport for fifteen hours because a stupid bird hit the plane during landing....*angry grumbling*

I wish my activity would go up!!		2010-08-01 23:51:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but you have to stay all night to make that happen.

I wish for REAL WATERZ!!!		2010-08-01 23:54:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but you drink it and it has laxatives in it for literally no reason. THEN YOU DIE.

...wow I need sleep....


I wish for a gold bar.		2010-08-02 00:01:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, it's aluminium painted gold. (most creative wish corruption ever)

I wish to freeze time!		2010-08-02 00:13:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted. You also freeze.

I wish for a non linear cake.		2010-08-02 00:15:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted... but the cake is a lie!

I wish for something to drink... I'm thirsty 		2010-08-02 14:48:00

Author:
napero7
Posts: 1653

Granted, you even have the option:
- Salty Water;
- Strong Coffe without sugar;
- A yellow drink.

I wish for chocolate bars!		2010-08-02 22:31:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but everyone can now dectect body heat, so it renders your visibility useless.

Actually, it wouldn't matter if they could sense body heat, because if I'm in a room with a lot of people, they can't tell the difference.

Granted, but the chocolate melts into a molten pile of chocolatey goo, that's too hot to eat.

I wish for a hand-held device that can add, subtract, multiply, divide, and solve over simple mathematical equations.		2010-08-03 02:57:00

Author:
edster962
Posts: 170

Granted you get my brain.

I wish I had a brain again 		2010-08-03 08:47:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted but the brain sucks so it does you no good.

I wish it was 12:89... 8 9		2010-08-03 08:58:00

Author:
Shhabbazz
Posts: 746

.... Granted. This impossible, so you DIE, along with 4/3 of the universe

I wish for more green.		2010-08-03 11:10:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but it goes mouldy and turns purple.

I wish I had a scientist who was able to tell what is equal to matter times the speed of light squared.		2010-08-03 11:16:00

Author:
Skeggers
Posts: 583

Granted. It's E.

I wish for LBP2 collectors edition to be available in the UK!		2010-08-03 11:21:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but they have to take the CEs from UK to have it in UK. (that's weird)

I wish to discover the last value of PI!		2010-08-03 19:44:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but it's so much awesomeness, you explode.

I wish that I was better than Chuck Norris.		2010-08-03 21:58:00

Author:
edster962
Posts: 170

Granted, but it's so much awesomeness, you explode. [2]

I wish to be the skate ruler!		2010-08-03 22:00:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but skating becomes no longer popular.

I wish I was a pokemon with a catch rate of 1, thereby making me uncatchable.		2010-08-03 22:54:00

Author:
Chdonga
Posts: 388

Granted, but you get attacked by a wild pokemon!

I wish I was soooo huge that the earth would be the size of a bacteria for me!		2010-08-03 22:59:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but this obviously means you are in space, therefore with the lack of oxygen, you die.

I wish I could live without the need for air.		2010-08-04 09:12:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted, your lungs change to process just oxygen, then explode because its so easy to make explode


I wish I wish I was a fish 		2010-08-04 09:16:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Granted, but you are on land, so yeah, you die.

I wish, I wish, I could eat that fish.		2010-08-04 09:36:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted, but you get poisoned because i was swimming next to the oil spill in the gulf of mexico

I wish I wish you hadn't eaten that fish 		2010-08-04 09:45:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Granted, but you get poisoned because i was swimming next to the oil spill in the gulf of mexico
Wait, so you were in the Gulf of Mexico 32 minutes ago, with a computer?

Granted, I never ate it, it magically appeared in my stomach.

I wish that fish tasted good.		2010-08-04 09:51:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted. It does. Just not to you

I wish for fish 		2010-08-04 18:21:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted but you get banged on the head for the lack of creativity!

I wish for grilled fish with potatoes and lemon, and some soda for drink!		2010-08-04 18:36:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted but you spill your soda on your pants, and choke on fish and die.

I wish for a ps3 		2010-08-04 19:03:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted, it's a 360 disguised as a PS3.

I wish I had LBP2 Collector's Edition noewz!		2010-08-05 08:31:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted. It's the special sony edition given to all other continents other than the USA. It contains 7 postcards, a penny whistle and a signed edition of LBP1. And no LBP2 game.

I wish for Portal 2!		2010-08-05 11:47:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but your computer freezes.

I wish for a new season of 30 rock		2010-08-06 02:09:00

Author:
anoken
Posts: 1654

Granted, but it's got all new actors and is now a really bad show

I wish for pokemons to be real!		2010-08-06 02:12:00

Author:
Pantyer2
Posts: 652

Granted.
Charizard uses flamethrower!
Pantyer2 Is Burnt!

I wish to have enough money so that I can buy my car sooner!		2010-08-06 02:16:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477

Granted but your car suddently blows and you can't buy another one.

I wish of an ice cream. 		2010-08-06 02:23:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

You get ice-cream, it falls of the cone when you go to lick.

I wish for awesome dreams!		2010-08-06 02:25:00

Author:
Pantyer2
Posts: 652

granted,but you know longer dream.
i wish Microsoft didn't buy rare ware.		2010-08-06 03:00:00

Author:
ktmbillyjr
Posts: 177

Granted. It buys Sony instead. :kz:

I wish football practice doesn't start next week... O_o		2010-08-06 03:10:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, it starts now.
I wish for
PEANUT BUTTAH JELLEH TIME!		2010-08-06 19:11:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted. No banana included, though.

I wish that the whole LBPC community was stranded on a desert island, with me and my OI friends positioned in a nuclear submarine, ready to strike.		2010-08-06 19:37:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but we have the nuke.
I wish for some BBQ RIBS!!!!		2010-08-06 19:41:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

granted but your mudkip ate them all!!

i wish for lbp GOTY		2010-08-08 04:42:00

Author:
shadow3596
Posts: 2442

Granted, but there was an in-game disk error, so you don't get all the free DLC it comes with, and to fix it, you need to spend $4,000 on a one-way trip to South Africa, where evil Voodoo Shamans cast some spell on the disc, giving it the DLC, but rendering it un-playable by humans.

I wish what I just said above made sense.		2010-08-09 03:00:00

Author:
edster962
Posts: 170

Granted, but nobody reads it.
I wish for people to post in complete sentences.		2010-08-09 03:17:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Not granted. I wish for a..............taco!!! 2010-08-09 03:22:00

Author:
Amigps
Posts: 564

Granted. The shell's just a cardboard plate, though, and the garnish and meats inside are what I found in the toilet this morning. Enjoy.

I wish there was a third party to rival the Democrats and Republicans.		2010-08-09 05:49:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but it's a dictatorship.

I wish that all ps3 games had trophies and that you got a platinum trophy for completing a game		2010-08-09 18:00:00

Author:
JayJSE2
Posts: 164

Granted but from now on you need to buy every trophy for every ps3 game 1? each!

I wish that lbp2 comes out tomorrow but only in Europe!		2010-08-09 18:12:00

Author:
Hrtdl
Posts: 36

Granted. But the game came with an upatchable glitch that renders the game un-playable.
I wish for world peace. ( if you destroy my wish you are EEEEEVIIIIIIL)		2010-08-09 19:19:00

Author:
Amigps
Posts: 564

granted, but as it is theoretically impossible, the world/universe implodes.

I wish that I didn't have to wait until after I went on holiday to get my GCSE results		2010-08-09 21:59:00

Author:
JayJSE2
Posts: 164

Granted but whatever GCSE means it was failed

I wish for a copy of lbp2 that cannot be played under any circumstances and is broken in half		2010-08-09 22:04:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted but your PS3 breaks while trying to get it to work because it is so awesome that you need to play it and put up a bunch of H4H and bomb survivals before everyone else does so when the community does put up millions you have the bragging rights of saying u put up the first one but now you cant.

I wish I was rich		2010-08-09 22:48:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but the day after everybody switches currency to "Martian Money" rendering all your money useless. However, one of your $100 bills is hung up in a museum so people remember when money was primitive. Sadly, nobody looks at it. You stop making Martian Money from people paying to see it. Your government fine is so big, they take all of your belongings. You nearly starve to death, and just before you die, the democrats win an election. You get fed, and live a happy life for a couple years, and become rich again. The democrats win another election, and tax the heck out of you, so they can help poor people. This causes huge irony. Eventually, you run out of money, and they arrest you. 10 Years Later, you are let out of jail, and when you start making money again, the government taxes you for all the food they served you in jail. You scrape past this, get rich again, and then everybody switches currency to "Mars Money" instead of Martian Money, rendering your riches useless again.

Twice in fifteen years. Burn.

You jump into space and commit suicide.

I wish Journey still made songs, they were awesome songs, and i could hear them.		2010-08-09 23:48:00

Author:
Joshua_is_wicked
Posts: 79

Granted. Their newest song is called "The Accountant", a song so horrible it makes anyone's ears listening to it instantaneously burst with puss and blood, causing sporadic seizures and foaming at the mouth, thus triggering a painful, eye-bursting death. And, unfortunately, you were the first to hear it. Sweet dreams...

I wish, I wish.		2010-08-10 00:09:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but you don't wish, which makes your wish never happen, which cancels the cancellation, which rewishes your wish, which means you you don't wish again, which makes your wish never happen, which cancels the cancellation, which rewishes your wish, which means you you don't wish again, which makes your wish never happen, which cancels the cancellation, which rewishes your wish, which means you you don't wish again, which makes your wish never happen, which cancels the cancellation, which rewishes your wish, causing a time loop, that constantly repeats itself.

In other words, ANOTHER TEMPORAL TIME PARADOX!

Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

I wish "The Accountant", by Journey was never written.		2010-08-10 00:27:00

Author:
Joshua_is_wicked
Posts: 79

Granted but they made song and sang it to the Media Molecule that insatntly thew their heads off... lBP2 will never be made

I wish I had a Samsung Xenon		2010-08-10 00:42:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish i could create an original wish corruption		2010-08-10 01:01:00

Author:
Joshua_is_wicked
Posts: 79

Granted. But I snag the post you were just about to corrupt. Too bad!

I wish for salmo- OH LOOK! A QUARTER!!		2010-08-10 01:35:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but the salmo- eats your quarter

I wish I knew what a salmo- was		2010-08-10 01:47:00

Author:
Joshua_is_wicked
Posts: 79

Granted but the definition is in japanese

i wish for sackboy plushie		2010-08-10 03:18:00

Author:
shadow3596
Posts: 2442

Granted but it runs away.
I wish for my very own steed... that's a chocobo!		2010-08-10 03:38:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but it's only a Chicobo and it lives in Bobobo's afro.2010-08-10 08:26:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted!

I wish for a luxurious fish scale.		2010-08-10 10:25:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted but as soon as you touch it it evolves into a mudkip!
*pokemon theme plays...*
your scale has evolved into a mudkip, would you like to name the mudkip?
mudkip was moved to box 1945630436722...
...to be lost forever

i wish that every woman was hot!		2010-08-10 13:13:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted. They melt


I wish for a working Lift!
(Or elevator for our friends in the US)		2010-08-10 13:18:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

granted but the lift is barely beta so it breaks down

i wish somebody would tell me if superman wears boxers or briefs		2010-08-10 13:50:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted. Chuck Norris tell you about Supermans boxers and how they have Chuck's face on it.

I wish for waffles 		2010-08-10 14:11:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

granted but they wake up and start singin: doya like waffles? yeah we like waffles and so on...

until the parade around town never to be seen again


i wish that the world would end tomorrow		2010-08-10 14:14:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, But tomorrow never comes.

I wish I could finish my level I'm working on :l		2010-08-10 14:25:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted. But it falls victim to the "160-hour" bug, therefore rendering it unplayable.

I wish for a screwdriver!		2010-08-10 17:23:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

granted but its screwed up...lol
i wish for my ps3 back		2010-08-10 21:27:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted. It's back, but it's broken

I wish for mudkip.		2010-08-10 21:39:00

Author:
Joshua_is_wicked
Posts: 79

Granted, some weird guy sneaks into your house at night and kills it, or him? whatever
I wish I didn't live in this country		2010-08-10 22:40:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978

granted, you live on pluto, where you die of lack of oxygen

I wish my wish for pie doesn't go corrupted		2010-08-11 17:28:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332

Granted. It doesn't need to corrupted. It's very clear that no matter what context it is in, any wish for food, such as pie, or fish, or caviar, means it's poisonous food. No corruption needed.

I wish I had an iPhone 4. My 3G can't multitask. >:|		2010-08-11 23:45:00

Author:
Joshua_is_wicked
Posts: 79

granted, but it was a stolen iphone, you are arrested

btw, fine! i wish my wish for LBP2 isn't corrupted and has no bad effects outcomes because of it.		2010-08-12 01:09:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332

Granted but your mom broke it!!

I wish for lwbear to not be so sexist!!		2010-08-12 01:35:00

Author:
shadow3596
Posts: 2442

granted! but it turns out your wish was useless, im not sexist! gweesh!


i wish my previosley wished for copy of LBP2 was invulnerable to any corruptions, bad luck, accidents, catastrophes, Gera, parents, family members, viruses, thieves, and could never be scratched, broken or etc.
(take that gera!)		2010-08-12 04:47:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332

Ok the disk suddenly asplode! >:-)

I wish for a new working PS3...		2010-08-12 06:57:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

granted,boom it 'asploded'
btw, your corruption didn't work my game is invulnerable! muahahahaha


i wish for a new pet		2010-08-12 17:20:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332

Granted. here it is:
http://zombie-popcorn.com/wp-content/gallery/blog-post-photos/evil-bear.gif

I wish for moar o' dem green bars!		2010-08-12 18:24:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

hey! its my cousin!2010-08-12 19:30:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332

N/A =no wish to corrupt

I wish that someone corrupts my wish		2010-08-12 20:43:00

Author:
JayJSE2
Posts: 164

granted, but your wish is only corrupted in another reality so in this one you must have no corruption thus corrupting your wish to be corrupted. Am I making any sense? Oh well, I wish for nothing.2010-08-12 21:51:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but "nothing" is actually the Roman Scandinavian word "nozing" which means "vicious, rabid dogs ready to attack". So, vicious rabid dogs attack you.

I wish that the person below me can't grant a wish!		2010-08-13 04:13:00

Author:
edster962
Posts: 170

granted, but i learn how to

i wish for a horse		2010-08-13 06:23:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332

Granted, but it gets attacked by a unicorn.

I wish for a pony.		2010-08-13 06:28:00

Author:
Drakora
Posts: 392

Granted, but it gets attacked by a unicorn.

http://gamerlimit.com/files/2010/06/robot-unicorn-attack-copy.jpg

I wish for a ReEl BEtOr KeEeyz!!!111!!!!		2010-08-13 15:31:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

granted, but a dog ate it.


http://pinkbiz.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/dog-ate-my-homework.jpg?w=500

I wish i get nice teachers for this school year D:		2010-08-13 22:42:00

Author:
LWBear2
Posts: 332

Granted.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q_Lz38rjotM/TEQGxfgJGRI/AAAAAAAACoI/m3qum8xgjRA/s400/groundskeeper_willie.gif
He'll be your teacher for every class. Enjoy.

I wish I could fly 		2010-08-14 08:22:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted, your in an airplane. I wish the movie for a book series I love, cirque du freak, was amazing, and it wasn't so crappy. (Also, it's have to be anime to work probably.)2010-08-14 13:08:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted, but you can only find Raw versions of it since no one cared to sub it, so unless you understand Japanese, though luck.

I wish I had a $50 PSN card.
(No seriously, I do. T_T)		2010-08-14 13:37:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707

Granted, but your friend peeked at it before you and use it for his/her PS3 so when you use it you see it's already been used.I wish billy mays and gary coleman was alive again, lol. Also, thanks silver, I don't know japanese DX.2010-08-15 05:40:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted. But they need T.P. for their BUNGholes.

I AM CORNHOLIO!!! I wish I had T.P. for my BUNGhole...		2010-08-15 06:06:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, your BUNGHOLE gets teepeed by a bunch of teenagers since it's the day before halloween.

I wish for Outlaw-Jack to stop saying CORNHOLIO, T.P. and BUNGHOLE.		2010-08-15 15:47:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Granted. He starts acting like himself D:



I wish for a Ps4.		2010-08-15 16:24:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436


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