Archive: 5189 posts

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Ping! Ah, look. See that? That is a potato battery! It's a toy! For children! And now she lives in it!

2013-02-08 07:35:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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In snooker, the pink is worth 6 points.

2013-02-08 09:42:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Did the Borealis sink?

2013-02-09 10:31:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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No, but I know the titanic sunk

2013-02-09 13:41:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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Or you could say it sank.

2013-02-09 13:57:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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And how would you get money for another boat? Maybe you should pay a visit to your local bank?

2013-02-09 19:49:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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I got the 2012th post on this thread. Will I get a ban for having the 2012th post?

2013-02-09 22:56:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Yeah, so stop sticking it up to the man.

2013-02-10 00:55:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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The main reason I posted in this thread was because I was bored.

2013-02-10 00:56:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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You were bored? Must've been the rain. ​

2013-02-10 00:58:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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You can't de-rail this thread.

2013-02-10 04:33:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Would you ail if it was?

2013-02-10 05:54:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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Yes I will. This is a game thread. In other news, I'm planning on writing a story about a city that is floating in the air.

2013-02-10 06:35:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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And below that city is a dungeon lair

2013-02-11 00:06:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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I've lost my shoes, got an extra pair?

2013-02-11 00:23:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Golfing notice: Hole #1, par is two. Get a hole-in-one to score something.

2013-02-11 00:49:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Whoops! Looks like your golf ball is stuck in the tar.

2013-02-11 03:44:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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And the other golf ball has gone far.

2013-02-11 03:52:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Hey! You hit it twice! That's not fair!

2013-02-11 04:52:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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Let's make a Facebook flair about me hitting the golf balls twice.

2013-02-11 06:12:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Whoops! Take a look at where you hit both of those golf balls. Both of them seem to have landed in my lair.

2013-02-11 19:54:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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You'd better get them out of your hair.

2013-02-11 20:12:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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You are the heir to my throne.

2013-02-12 23:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Not your throne, her throne!

2013-02-13 01:58:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Or is it a herd of thrones?

2013-02-13 02:25:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Whoever heard of a 'herd of thrones'?

2013-02-13 18:19:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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You have, and I reckon that you would look good with a beard, Wheatley.

2013-02-13 19:13:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Um...what? That's ridiculous, don't force me to bear that kind of nonsense.

2013-02-13 20:00:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I will beat you if you don't wear a beard, Protora...I mean Wheatley.

2013-02-13 23:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ah.... Wheatley being beaten with a stick. What a marvelous feat!

2013-02-14 11:58:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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That sort of thing makes me fear you.

2013-02-14 17:00:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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A single tear was shed.

2013-02-14 21:38:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I fear it was not.

2013-02-16 03:27:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Ah! You're not allowed to post the same word within three posts. I'll follow on from xero: Xero posts in a sort of teal colour.

2013-02-16 08:59:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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That color is appetizing, and makes me want a meal.

2013-02-17 04:44:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Ah, you want a meal, do you? Well I guess I could seal a deal with you regarding on food.

2013-02-17 20:46:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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That would make me real happy.

2013-02-17 21:58:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Really? I guess we can call it a deal then.

2013-02-17 23:38:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Thank you, my dear MSTER32.

2013-02-17 23:58:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Deer can't use Facebook.

2013-02-18 00:09:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Has a deer ever done a good deed?

2013-02-18 00:15:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Sure they did. Oh, and I had to feed my pet apple.

2013-02-18 03:22:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Hearing you say that makes me feel uneasy (how do apples eat??).

2013-02-18 17:20:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I would be even more uneasy I were were an eel.

2013-02-19 01:46:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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El Paso is in Texas.

2013-02-19 01:50:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Al Pacino is in my dreams.

2013-02-19 02:03:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Gal is the Southern word for girl.

2013-02-19 02:41:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Hey apple, why don't you be my pal?

2013-02-19 21:32:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Say apple. Aaaaaaaaaaaple. Just kidding, apples are mal ​(spanish for bad).

2013-02-19 22:11:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Girls do like to go to the mall.

2013-02-21 02:30:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Have a nice trip, see you next fall!

2013-02-21 03:43:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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That's so mean! I can't believe you would have the gall to say something like that!

2013-02-21 16:01:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Yeah? Well the turrets are just down the hall.

2013-02-21 23:24:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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Turrets? Those things aren't very tall.

2013-02-22 01:48:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I won't use one till they are.

2013-02-22 07:37:00 Author: Remy Posts: 252

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I don't think you'd still alive after you've used one. *I see you*

2013-02-22 07:39:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I won't use one till they are. That's not a proper word is it? Spill is a proper word.

2013-02-22 09:46:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Doug Rattmann hasn't taken his schizophrenia pill for 99999999999999.

2013-02-22 15:49:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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That man is crazy! He needs to chill.

2013-02-22 16:26:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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I know, right? I hope he doesn't have a child, because he would be a terrible father.

2013-02-22 21:26:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Order of the Pacific Andes from north to south: Colombia Ecuador Peru Chile

2013-02-22 21:32:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Do they sell chili in Chile?

2013-02-22 21:43:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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It's been three posts, so if you want to protest about me going against the rules which I'm not, you can just chill.

2013-02-25 23:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm a bill, sitting on Capital Hill.

2013-02-26 22:27:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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I'm a ball, sitting in a Hall.

2013-02-27 12:49:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I just drove into a wall.

2013-02-27 18:50:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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If you want to cry, go ahead. Wail all you want.

2013-02-27 23:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I can't take it anymore, I think I shall set sail to a foreign land.

2013-02-28 07:35:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Make sure to divert your mail.

2013-02-28 10:38:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Thanks for reminding me - I shall let them know my main address has now changed.

2013-02-28 16:24:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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My clothes were lain in the dresser.

2013-02-28 22:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What a pain.

2013-03-01 07:04:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I find it rather plain that you wash your clothes.

2013-03-01 18:38:00 Author: junk-Warrior7 Posts: 276

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My shirt is plaid.

2013-03-01 23:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I hope you paid for it.

2013-03-02 10:00:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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RAID the temple.

2013-03-02 13:19:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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I'll have my maid do it.

2013-03-02 22:12:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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You've got mail.

2013-03-03 17:38:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I'll maul it so I won't get it again.

2013-03-04 22:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'd like to see that... meet me at the mall.

2013-03-07 22:10:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Holidays in the fall: Columbus Day Halloween Veteran's Day Thanksgiving's Day

2013-03-07 22:36:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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BRRRRPT! Mission failed. Return to base.

2013-03-07 23:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Holidays in the fall: Columbus Day Halloween Veteran's Day Thanksgiving's Day Good thing that list is not too tall.

2013-03-25 13:38:00 Author: Silverleon Posts: 6707

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Good thing that list is not too tall. Wow, I didn't even know a 2-week snipe was possible. o_o Going from my previous post (which also works from Yassen's post ), my cat has a tail.

2013-03-25 20:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You've got mail! Stupid aol...

2013-03-25 20:53:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I have no house maid, which is why everything's messy.

2013-03-26 23:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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If you did, she would have to be paid.

2013-03-29 03:17:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I use a pail to carry sand.

2013-03-29 14:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You should carry your sand on a rail

2013-03-30 01:09:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Hey, I'm in WoW right now. Anyone avaliable for a raid?

2013-03-30 10:25:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Too busy getting, um... a maid. That's what I was going to say all along, of course.

2013-03-31 01:42:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I hear that the main bad guy of Doctor Who series 7 part 2 is: The Great Intelligence.

2013-03-31 09:41:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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In this surgery you will undergo much pain.

2013-03-31 20:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Outside, there is not any ​rain.

2013-03-31 20:42:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Well there is, you just have no brain.

2013-04-01 01:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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But I have a train. Who needs more?

2013-04-01 11:18:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I'll take that with a grain of salt.

2013-04-01 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'll show you my grin then

2013-04-01 21:01:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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That's some true ​grit.

2013-04-02 01:33:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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The writ is not settled

2013-04-02 02:27:00 Author: Jauw Posts: 484

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My wrist is tired from all this typing.

2013-04-02 03:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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YOUR wrists? How do you think I feel?

2013-04-06 19:45:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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The mother wrests the knife from the child.

2013-04-08 22:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The mother then rests with the knowledge that the companion cube will not threaten to stab her.

2013-04-09 03:21:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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My personality bests yours.

2013-04-09 19:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're all being pests.

2013-04-10 00:10:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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All of us pests have different pasts​.

2013-04-10 00:51:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Pass me the ball! I'm wide open!

2013-04-10 14:35:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Whoops, I dropped the bass​.

2013-04-10 20:30:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Dropped the bass? It must've had some mass.

2013-04-11 09:13:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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It did have some mass. Trust me, it was all a mess.

2013-04-11 12:14:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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What a mess. You can't miss it.

2013-04-13 19:10:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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In the land of mist and snow, the ship sails through.

2013-04-13 19:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I have the most ​awesomeness of all.

2013-04-14 02:19:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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L1N3R1D3R's metaphorical ship must have a mast. Ooh, two in one. Oh well, start from whichever one you like. Also, on a slightly related note, notice how we've gone from 'bird' over 142 pages, to 'mast', or 'must'?

2013-04-14 10:29:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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That is the most ​odd thing Ive seen this morning, Protoraptor.

2013-04-14 15:50:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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That is the most ​odd thing Ive seen this morning, Protoraptor. Ahem, rule #3: •You cannot use a word used in the previous 3 posts Two posts ago you said "most". (from must Is there dust in your eye or something?

2013-04-14 19:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Whoops! Time to go smash a bust.

2013-04-15 02:28:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.

2013-04-15 11:05:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Why the rush?

2013-04-15 21:26:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Don't be so rash about it.

2013-04-15 21:47:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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If you are, you might crash!

2013-04-15 22:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You'd be caught up in a crush.

2013-04-16 07:36:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I eat the pizza crust.

2013-04-16 21:06:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Must you let it rust?

2013-04-16 21:59:00 Author: JamesDNaux Posts: 757

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The thing is, I must.​

2013-04-17 00:46:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Climb the ship's mast.

2013-04-17 07:45:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Then mash the X button.

2013-04-17 22:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Mosh​ pit time!

2013-04-18 02:00:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Dang you, if you'd left it at 'mash', I could've yelled 'Mashy-Spike-Plate!!' And you'd have been reduced to mush.

2013-04-19 16:48:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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You can't use atrocities as an excuse to push gun control.

2013-04-19 20:09:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Don't get pushy about that kind of thing, I disagree.

2013-04-19 21:26:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Babies can only eat mushy foods.

2013-04-19 22:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Oh L1N3R1D3R, no need to get all gushy.

2013-04-19 23:12:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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The gusty wind blows by.

2013-04-20 18:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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A gust of wind blows by me.

2013-04-20 19:00:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I think I get the gist of what you're saying.

2013-04-20 21:43:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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A dramatic mist surronds me for no apparent reason.

2013-04-21 19:02:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Most of the time, we end up back at the words we came from. It's like an infinite portal fall, only less...fun.

2013-04-22 07:30:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Well... I'm lost​.

2013-04-22 21:39:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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You must have lots of determination to get un-lost.

2013-04-22 23:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The cheese rots​.

2013-04-23 01:19:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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It'll probably be eaten by rats.

2013-04-23 12:04:00 Author: Robo4900 Posts: 409

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The singular of rats is rat.

2013-04-23 21:34:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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The file I download is contained within a rar​.

2013-04-23 22:12:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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[ERROR: RAR IS NOT A WORD. CONTINUING FROM PROTORAPTOR...] Only a brat would disagree with you there, Proto.

2013-04-23 22:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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When I want to refer to a female as a bro, I call her a bra​.

2013-04-24 01:25:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Who actually likes bran cereals?

2013-04-24 07:04:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Zombies like brain cereals.

2013-04-24 22:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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On the topic of creatures, vampires like rain more than the Sun.

2013-04-25 00:51:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I met a vampire the other day, so I ran away from him.

2013-04-25 07:41:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I rank that sentence 4/5.

2013-04-26 00:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I went skating on the ice rink last Christmas.

2013-04-26 15:53:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I spilt my drink.

2013-04-26 23:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Don't get drunk.

2013-04-27 07:54:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I will dunk my wings in hot sauce.

2013-04-29 23:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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When I did that, they sunk.

2013-04-30 23:41:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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Or you could say they sank.

2013-05-01 07:36:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I will spank anyone who says sank.

2013-05-01 22:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The mother spanks ​her child.

2013-05-02 00:06:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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When she did it to another child, it stank.

2013-05-03 14:56:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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[You changed two letters, I'm afraid. Continuing from Ryan86me] Broken machinery often emits sparks.

2013-05-03 19:48:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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The judge spares the guilty man.

2013-05-03 22:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sometimes plants emit spores.

2013-05-04 08:58:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Baseball, football, and tennis are examples of sports.

2013-05-04 22:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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We eat the meal with sporks.

2013-05-04 22:55:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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The plural of pig meat is porks.

2013-05-04 22:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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bottles of wine are closed by corks

2013-05-04 23:35:00 Author: Nugahugachaka Posts: 80

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The singular of corks is cork.

2013-05-05 17:51:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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An idiot can be called a dork.

2013-05-06 23:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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hey LIN3R1DER you said porks but never pork

2013-05-07 00:59:00 Author: Nugahugachaka Posts: 80

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I'm going to the park because of the lovely weather.

2013-05-07 07:40:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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The golfer has scored above par.

2013-05-07 20:44:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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Im going to slap you with my pad

2013-05-07 20:51:00 Author: Nugahugachaka Posts: 80

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This song is totally rad, dude!

2013-05-08 22:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Check out my awesome rap

2013-05-12 19:09:00 Author: Nugahugachaka Posts: 80

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a rat. did i do it right?

2013-05-12 21:31:00 Author: Seant1228 Posts: 348

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I sat on a chair

2013-05-12 23:12:00 Author: chick8ed Posts: 19

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nice job chick8ed you deserve a pat on the back

2013-05-13 21:36:00 Author: Nugahugachaka Posts: 80

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The dog will pant when he's happy.

2013-05-13 22:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Time to commence my daily rant​.

2013-05-18 04:09:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I will grant you three wishes...then eat you alive >

2013-05-20 02:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Its Not Very Grand How People Aren't Staying On The Same Topic.

2013-05-20 17:31:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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Its Not Very Grand How People Aren't Staying On The Same Topic. Maybe I'll invent a brand of computer that fixes grammar mistakes, like Capitalizing Every Word In Your Sentence. (Just saying. )

2013-05-20 22:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I Do That Because I Think It Makes It Less Bland Than Just this the whole sentence.

2013-05-21 23:01:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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A gland is an organ in an animal's body that synthesizes a substance for release of substances

2013-05-21 23:36:00 Author: Nugahugachaka Posts: 80

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This is very grand scenery.

2013-05-22 23:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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And this is a brand new world

2013-05-26 16:02:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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This thread has grown a bit bland.

2013-05-26 17:46:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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This thread has grown a bit bland. You're back! Without you, this thread is very blank.

2013-05-27 00:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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And you're not happy about me being back? Now my magical sadness stone started to blink. Are you proud? (obviously fake)

2013-05-27 13:40:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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We clink our wine glasses together.

2013-05-27 21:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You see this mountain? I'm gonna cling to its edge

2013-05-28 15:10:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I fling the paperclip with my thumb.

2013-05-28 22:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Xero brings the bling to forum games.

2013-05-29 02:03:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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In a blink of an eye, he's there.

2013-05-29 02:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The crowd's expression was blank as they stared in shock and awe!

2013-05-29 02:32:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Well, I though it was quite bland

2013-05-29 13:59:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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BOTDF is an atrocious "band"

2013-05-29 16:08:00 Author: morris6267 Posts: 144

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I'll do some magic with my magic-stuff wand

2013-05-29 17:29:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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This cream will ward your itching away, guaranteed!

2013-05-29 23:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Have any cream for this wart?

2013-05-30 00:46:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Don't be such a tart!

2013-05-30 00:51:00 Author: flamingemu Posts: 1872

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Don't you start with me!

2013-05-30 00:59:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Don't stare at me, I'm really shy

2013-05-30 09:45:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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When you do stare, it gives me a scare.

2013-05-30 19:58:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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Do you like my new care bear?

2013-06-01 12:43:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I do, but I prefer the one who lives in the Hundred-Acre Wood.

2013-06-01 15:47:00 Author: Oddmania Posts: 1305

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Is the ACE of spades your card?

2013-06-01 16:04:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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Would you like to race me?

2013-06-01 20:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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There is no TRACE of water.

2013-06-01 23:14:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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I trade monkeys.

2013-06-01 23:41:00 Author: morris6267 Posts: 144

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Does that make you a monkey trader?

2013-06-02 04:28:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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Maybe later. For the time being, I'm still a twelfth grader.

2013-06-02 17:32:00 Author: Oddmania Posts: 1305

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That means your in twelfth grade.

2013-06-02 18:42:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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Well, welcome to your grave.

2013-06-02 22:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I crave chocolate.

2013-06-04 01:46:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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"let's hide in that cave like hole. It might be a cave."

2013-06-04 04:43:00 Author: morris6267 Posts: 144

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How about a nice chocolate cake?

2013-06-04 14:52:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Coke as a non-proper noun is short for cocaine, so make sure you always consume the proper noun instead!

2013-06-04 19:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I gave my friend a poke. He punched me.

2013-06-05 02:25:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Well, I gifted a pole to a friend of mine, and she didn't like it...

2013-06-05 15:11:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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There is no poll.

2013-06-05 18:53:00 Author: morris6267 Posts: 144

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If there were, there'd be a toll.

2013-06-05 19:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Told you man. Told you 'bout stairs

2013-06-08 16:07:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Hold that thought.

2013-06-08 21:20:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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lol @ bold text.

2013-06-08 21:40:00 Author: morris6267 Posts: 144

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I am so cold.

2013-06-09 20:16:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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This cord is very tangled.

2013-06-10 22:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I ate the whole apple except for the core.

2013-06-11 04:31:00 Author: DawnBreaker_23 Posts: 568

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Maize is another word for corn.

2013-06-11 22:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Let me just call my guards, using this horn.

2013-06-12 03:16:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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Why was I born?

2013-06-12 23:10:00 Author: DawnBreaker_23 Posts: 568

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Because your mother bore you as her child.

2013-06-13 20:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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When I took off my shirt in the blistering summer heat, my chest wasbare​.

2013-06-13 20:49:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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You can't just barge in like that!

2013-06-13 22:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I want a large cookie.

2013-06-14 04:46:00 Author: DawnBreaker_23 Posts: 568

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I want a larger cookie than yours.

2013-06-14 20:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Uh...crap. We've reached THAT point. So (if the forum creator doesn't mind, anyway) I'm using a different word of yours. So yeah! Let's get back to the game then!

2013-11-18 03:53:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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But starting a new word will annoy them.

2013-11-21 05:29:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Uh...crap. We've reached THAT point. So (if the forum creator doesn't mind, anyway) I'm using a different word of yours. So yeah! Let's get back to the game then! But starting a new word will annoy them. *clears throat* RULES A simple yet fun game. We start out with a word, then the next poster has to modify one letter. This can be changing a letter, adding a letter, deleting a letter, or swapping two letters in a word. RULES ?NO CHANGING WORDS ?You cannot use a word used in the previous 3 posts ?You must use a real word ?Names and* words from any existing language are allowed** ?No names ?As soon as you post your word, make sure no-one posted while you were making your post ?No slang or abbreviations ?If any of these rules are broken, we will continue from the last valid word. ?If a word cannot be modified in any way, you may use a previous word, even if it was used in the last 3 posts *This use to be a rule, so you might still see some names being used as words in older posts. I realized this could be abused, due to anything being able to be used as a name, even a made up word. Posts made while this rule was in effect are still valid. **If you are using another language for your word, please let us know what language and if possible, it's English counter-part. With that, the next word must be off of "larger", and we can't really run into a dead end if we follow the rules. Here we go, back to the game: Oh, those Scottish people are drinking their homemade lager again.

2014-01-14 08:24:00 Author: ConverseFox Posts: 2333

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They knew betting on the green one was a dangerous wager.

2014-01-14 19:43:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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Silly people accept a job for minimum wage.

2014-01-14 21:21:00 Author: ConverseFox Posts: 2333

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And I read the previous page of this thread

2014-01-14 22:41:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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So I was playing Sealed Fate on LBP2 ( ) and I really like the mage character! http://i3.lbp.me/img/ft/1d37808348b0379ea1799fca26b6b4434656fd05.jpg

2014-01-15 02:59:00 Author: jarreguin001 Posts: 351

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I am a true alpha-male.

2014-01-15 21:20:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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I ran a mile today.

2014-01-16 23:24:00 Author: zzmorg82 Posts: 948

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I recently stacked wood into a pile of firewood.

2014-01-17 09:42:00 Author: ConverseFox Posts: 2333

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My Skyrim file got corrupted.

2014-03-10 02:56:00 Author: DawnBreaker_23 Posts: 568

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I will give this forum game life again! Did you know I'm Frankenstein?

2014-06-01 01:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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