Archive: 3639 posts

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I get Compatibility! Take that APPLE! I throw a cat.

2012-10-22 22:45:00 Author: Diatosta Posts: 101

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I get a neko. I throw in some fancy japanese words.

2012-10-22 22:46:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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私は日本語で文章全体を取得 I throw a pair of shoes

2012-10-22 22:58:00 Author: Silverleon Posts: 6707

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I get a skinless cow. I throw in a syntetic T-Shirt

2012-10-23 14:06:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a pair of pantaloons. I throw in a clown without his pantaloons.

2012-10-23 23:21:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get some scary stuff. I throw in a ghoul

2012-10-24 13:31:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a piece of cloth with two eye holes cut in it I throw a map in

2012-10-24 18:04:00 Author: butter-kicker Posts: 1061

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I get a TomTom. I throw a Rubik's cube. 42438

2012-10-24 18:19:00 Author: Diatosta Posts: 101

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I get a resolver Rubik's cube. I throw in a complex mathematical problem

2012-10-24 22:07:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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X equals positive or negative B plus the square root of the quantity B squared over 4AC all over 2A What? I throw in a 7-sided cube.

2012-10-24 23:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get 4 Dimensions. I throw in the 5th.

2012-10-25 02:01:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get a massive brain headache. I throw in a Justin Bieber DLC for LBP2

2012-10-25 13:43:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get hackers shutting down PSN so noone can download it. I throw a YellowHead.

2012-10-25 14:07:00 Author: Diatosta Posts: 101

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I get a blue head. I throw in a strawberry-banana smoothie.

2012-10-25 23:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a strawberry and a bannana. I eat both and put the bannana peel in...

2012-10-27 03:32:00 Author: Unknown User

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I slip and fall on the floor. I throw in my back pain.

2012-10-27 04:30:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get the Tropic of Capricorn. I drop in LEEEEROY JEEEEEENKINS.

2012-10-27 05:51:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get chicken. I throw in an HB pencil.

2012-10-27 06:51:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get a sharp pencil. I throw in a pen

2012-10-27 09:26:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a pen in the eye. I throw in my blind eye.

2012-10-27 15:51:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get Cain. I throw in Isaac.

2012-10-27 18:34:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a sword for some reason. I put a zombie in...

2012-10-27 19:53:00 Author: Unknown User

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I get a skeleton. I put in a creepy thing that explodes.

2012-10-27 20:22:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a sackboy holding his retry-button. I throw in a handful of score bubbles!

2012-10-27 20:40:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get a handful of crappy community prizes. I throw in a pizza.

2012-10-27 23:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Garfield and a Lasagna. I throw in a cow.

2012-10-28 03:22:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get leather. I throw in some leather shoes.

2012-10-28 10:45:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get black suede shoes. I throw in all my concentrated class, in monocle form.

2012-10-28 19:42:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get Monoculus. I throw in an angered magician.

2012-10-29 00:13:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get MERASMUS! I throw in some bombs.

2012-10-29 01:00:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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My face explodes. I somehow collect my face ash and put it in the coin slot of the vending machine.

2012-10-29 14:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a fireproof diary. I trade it for 5 earbuds to listen music, and put one of them in the vending machine.

2012-10-29 15:15:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I become deaf in one ear. I throw in a grenade.

2012-10-29 20:01:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I shout FIRE IN THE HOLE and take cover. I throw in a pro-l33t quickscoper.

2012-10-30 14:49:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get 360 no-scoped in the face, bringing my KD ratio to an all time low of 0.64. I throw in Battlefield 3's Frostbite™ Engine.

2012-10-31 00:56:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get Battlefield Bad Company 3. (Do you have BF3?! :O) I throw in my Halloween costume: a T-Shirt that says "Life."

2012-10-31 03:22:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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I get a t-shirt that says "Death". I throw in my response to your question, written on a napkin. It reads, "Yes, I have BF3 on Xbox360 and PC. PS> That is the best Halloween costume I've ever heard of."

2012-10-31 04:16:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get BF3 on a PS3 and a note saying that he doesn't like that costume. I throw in my fail-proof Nys Disguise

2012-10-31 15:48:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a failicious Patofan costume. I hurl in a bodybuilder.

2012-11-06 23:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get crushed by a bodybuilder. I throw in some creatine powder.

2012-11-08 03:56:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get procrastination. I throw in Tweety Bird.

2012-11-09 16:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I tot I taw a puddy tat! (that's what I get) I throw in a puddy tat.

2012-11-09 17:25:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get the original Looney Tunes. I throw in Scramble With Friends, the best iPod game ever.

2012-11-11 01:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a cheap i-phone version of scrabble I throw in a 'Qu' Tile

2012-11-16 16:56:00 Author: junk-Warrior7 Posts: 276

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I get a quarterstaff from the quartermaster. I throw in some provisions.

2012-11-16 18:46:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get a dyslexic man and some Pyrovisions I throw in a Rainblower

2012-11-16 22:25:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a huge puddle. I throw in my newfangled Wii Classic Controller Pro.

2012-11-16 22:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a Wii U Gamepad. I throw in a PSX controller

2012-11-17 09:17:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get this: 42931 I throw in a of Assassin's Creed III

2012-11-17 15:06:00 Author: junk-Warrior7 Posts: 276

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I get Assassin's Creed: Brotherevelationshood Extreme I throw in a hidden blade.

2012-11-17 19:04:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get cut. I throw in a skull.

2012-11-18 01:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get scared. I throw in a Gabe's Own Fridge

2012-11-18 10:48:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a birthday cake adorned with My Little Ponies. Happy Birthday Gabe! I throw in a slice.

2012-11-18 19:16:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I eat it. I throw in a candle.

2012-11-18 22:33:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I eat it. I throw in some chewed candle wax.

2012-11-18 22:47:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get a clump of endless imagination. (and saliva) I throw in government cheese.

2012-11-18 23:02:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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I get cottage cheese. I insert a $-12 bill.

2012-11-19 22:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get $12, since the machine is much like a mirror in the sense that its output is the inverted form of it's input. I throw an analogue signal into the machine.

2012-11-19 23:11:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get a digital signal. I throw in music.

2012-11-20 14:01:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a party fueled by deadmau5. I throw in a mau5head.

2012-11-21 00:01:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get a helmet of mass protection. I throw in Hollywood.

2012-11-21 00:53:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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I get Hollyplastic. I throw in some plastic.

2012-11-21 00:54:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get a Sackbot. I get in the machine

2012-11-21 13:56:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get... wait, Patofan? What the heck are you doing in my house?! I throw Patofan back in.

2012-11-22 16:03:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get myself. After this paradox my brain hurts a lot. I don't think time and space liked it. I throw Justin Bieber in the machine

2012-11-22 20:50:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a crappy album named Believe, which I quickly throw into a fire. I throw Chuck Norris into the machine.

2012-11-25 02:36:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I implode. My ashes throw Bruce Lee in the machine

2012-11-25 09:18:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I take out a friggen' ninja. I throw Morgan Freeman into the machine.

2012-11-25 19:32:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I get Gordon Freeman. I throw in a crowbar

2012-11-25 19:53:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I take out a gravity gun. I throw in G-Man.

2012-11-26 00:18:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I get a plot line. I throw in a MacGuffin

2012-11-26 13:35:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a Mac...Donalds. I throw in Ronald McDonald.

2012-11-26 22:42:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I get 'It.' I toss in Tony Jaa

2012-11-26 23:27:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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I get Google Images (I had to look for him ) I throw in my Ruler of the Universe rank.

2012-11-27 14:37:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I become the Ruler of the Universe. I throw in a list of commands.

2012-11-27 23:23:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I take out a dictatorship. I throw in a rebellion.

2012-11-28 01:30:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I get a pile of corpses. Dictator didn't like it. I throw in my neon helmet.

2012-11-28 13:44:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a glowing wig I throw in the "Caramelldansen" Song

2012-11-30 17:58:00 Author: junk-Warrior7 Posts: 276

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I get million of remixes out of it. I throw U.N Owen was Her?

2012-11-30 22:44:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get pure, unadulterated madness. I throw in SPARTA!

2012-12-01 03:20:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get kicked into a pit. I throw in a bone.

2012-12-01 09:34:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a chewed bone and 100 hungry dogs chasing after it. I throw in my towel.

2012-12-04 19:58:00 Author: Skalio- Posts: 920

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I get a wet towel to the face. I throw in some thread.

2012-12-06 12:19:00 Author: CirkuzFr3ek Posts: 194

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I get this thread. I throw in a flute.

2012-12-06 15:36:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get an ocarina. I throw in Billy Crystal.

2012-12-06 21:38:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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I get an academy award. Yay! I swallow my pride and throw my shiny new academy award in the machine.

2012-12-06 21:52:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get a license in Videogames I throw in a newly founded videogames company

2012-12-07 16:28:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get indie games galore. I throw in a Humble Bundle.

2012-12-07 17:30:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get THQ and a bankrupt. I throw in lodsamoney

2012-12-08 10:20:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get Australians. I throw in my new, "precious" earbuds.

2012-12-10 22:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Apple Earpods, the new earbuds with studio quality sound for an affordable (Apple, affordable?! GASP!!) price. I drop the bass into the machine. Whoops!

2012-12-10 23:57:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get a cod. I sea something's fishy in here. I throw into the machine more lame fish puns

2012-12-11 14:01:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a wish wishing I was a fish. I throw in a nuclear bomb.

2012-12-13 03:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get some CoD fanboy screaming OMG NUKE LOLZ master race bru 1v1 me I throw in a trickshot

2012-12-13 15:39:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get my school's basketball team. I throw in a speaker.

2012-12-13 23:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get out shouting loudly. I throw L1N3R1D3R into the machine

2012-12-14 14:00:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I receive a Cloninator 3000. I throw in Patofan.

2012-12-14 14:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a Neon Helmet. I throw in the whole Wilderness

2012-12-14 22:20:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a great IntMusic. I throw in my school's basketball scoreboard.

2012-12-15 00:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get my head smashed by it. I throw in a pile of books

2012-12-15 11:11:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get English class. i throw in a computer mouse.

2012-12-17 23:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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A cat gets out of there. I throw in a bakeneko

2012-12-18 20:27:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get an explosive crate, which explodes in my face. ;-; I throw a vending machine in the vending machine, vending machinception. :O

2012-12-23 22:45:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Yo dawg i herd u liek vending machines so i put a vending machine on your vending machine so you can buy while you buy. I throw in an eye

2012-12-24 09:30:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get blind I throw in all $0 of my money

2012-12-30 05:40:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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I get an empty wallet. I throw in a youkai

2012-12-30 13:13:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a time parADOOOOOOoXXXX AGHGHGHGHHGHAGGHHGAHGHAGHAGAHAGHAGAHAHG! (i throw in myself throwing in myself)

2013-01-05 18:02:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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I get inside-out you. I throw in a grenade with a Hello Kitty design.

2013-01-05 18:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I die from diabetes. I throw in a photo of myself

2013-01-07 11:21:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a cloning machine, but all the clones turn into Patofan I throw in all of the Patofan clones

2013-01-07 20:56:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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I get something REAL shiny. I throw in a Canadian penny.

2013-01-08 00:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a shilling. I throw in that fancy USA platinum giant coin

2013-01-10 23:25:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a $-12 bill. I throw in a Gensokyan note.

2013-01-16 22:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get... yens? Not sure I throw in a magical bouncing deadly exploding tiny wet ping ying-yang orb (too much Scribblenauts)

2013-01-16 22:57:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get ninjas. I throw in their swords.

2013-01-22 04:52:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I get pirates. I throw in an endless war

2013-01-22 14:53:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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You get world peace. I throw in Science!

2013-01-22 16:43:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I get Magic! I throw in Magitek

2013-01-22 17:02:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get lego

2013-01-29 23:18:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I get thin air. I throw in cats

2013-01-31 21:35:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get Chinese food. (Was that in bad taste? ) I throw in egg soo guy.

2013-01-31 23:39:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get a racist. I throw in neurotoxin.

2013-02-01 03:13:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I don't die because I'm a cyborg. I throw in a contract

2013-02-01 22:52:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I become into a magic anime girl. I throw in a blue box.

2013-02-02 04:39:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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I get a red box I throw in 3d glasses

2013-02-02 10:47:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I get a Nintendo 3DS. I throw in a trumpet.

2013-02-03 01:47:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get metal. I throw in a bass

2013-02-03 15:42:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I drop the bass (WUB WUB). I throw dubstep into the machine.

2013-02-03 20:46:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I get a bass. I throw it back into the sea. I throw in a baseball bat.

2013-02-04 06:38:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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I get smashed. I throw in a baseball

2013-02-06 19:29:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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I hit the vending machine for a home run. I throw in a signed copy of LBPVita.

2013-02-11 22:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I take out pure joy. I throw in pure sadness.

2013-02-17 21:59:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I take out depression. I put in my hopes and dreams.

2013-02-22 02:06:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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I take out some stalkerish photos. I put in my wallet.

2013-02-22 02:22:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I take out your life savings and credit cards. I put in some Science.

2013-02-23 08:26:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I take out combustible lemons. I throw in Cave Johnson. He's making a rant about lemons at the moment.

2013-02-25 22:37:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I take out another lemon. I put in a bomb.

2013-02-25 22:57:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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Woop! A TNT Block! I throw a Letter "Z" Keyboard button in the machine. (1000000 cookie points if you get the refference.)

2013-03-02 13:29:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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I get a reference I do not understand. I throw in my friend, who is bickering about Call of Duty over text messaging at the moment.

2013-03-02 22:05:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I get a Halo fanboy who thinks the main character's name is "Halo." I throw in the Mayan Calendar.

2013-03-03 00:23:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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I get the end OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD (And the moon, how sad. ;-; ) Quick! I throw an emergency escape capsule in the machine.

2013-03-03 01:14:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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I took out a fake death pill. Use L3 to equip it, Snake. I throw in MGS3.

2013-03-03 03:31:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I get Snake's cheap SSBB character. I put in the HUGE bump that I did to this thread.

2013-09-10 03:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get half of that bump. I throw in a empty level from LBP.

2013-09-10 16:06:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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I get a failed creation that makes me a laughing stalk & all my hopes & dreams are crushed. I throw myself in.

2013-09-11 05:03:00 Author: DawnBreaker_23 Posts: 568

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I get a barbie with grilled cheese. I throw in North Korea's weapon-arsenal (equivalent for... nothing, really).

2013-09-11 07:10:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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I get- WOAH, WHAT THE HECK? YOU JUST NUKED THE VENDING MAC- no wait, it's fine, the "nuke explosion" was just from a TV from a Best Buy right here. I throw in a chair

2013-09-11 10:21:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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I get Cher. I throw in TheUltraDeino.

2013-09-12 03:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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ohhuh. Being inside a vending machine is more comfy than I thought. I right an SOS

2013-09-12 10:36:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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You get the SSS theorem. I throw in an escape rope.

2013-09-16 22:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You pull out the SSS postulate. I jump in to save TheUltraDeino.

2013-10-10 13:11:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I take out a free Ryan, now in RoboCop armour. I throw in a tasteless, slightly offensive joke.

2013-10-10 13:39:00 Author: Ironface Posts: 432

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I get the master of tasteless, offensive jokes: Me. I throw in my internet-connection.

2013-10-10 15:35:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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I get mine I throw in 2 million pennies.

2013-10-10 21:37:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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I got the meaning of life. I throw in the ultimate, super fantastic, majorly incredible, flirty stick

2013-10-10 21:45:00 Author: butter-kicker Posts: 1061

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I get plank I throw in fourty space chickens

2013-10-10 23:20:00 Author: flamingemu Posts: 1872

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I get SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!1!!!11 I throw in the 3 1s from above.

2013-10-10 23:33:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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I get a keyboard. I throw in my angry face.

2013-10-11 02:17:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I get my very own Ryan86me I throw in the Big Bang

2013-10-11 17:29:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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I get the Big Squeeze. I toss in a vinyl.

2013-10-12 01:14:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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I grab me some CDs. I throw in Micheal Jackson.

2013-10-12 02:20:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Strangely I get a loaf of bread. I throw in ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

2013-10-12 10:08:00 Author: Shooter0898 Posts: 996

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I get a typewriter with the punctuation marks missing. I toss a pig into the machine.

2013-10-13 00:05:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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I happily receive bacon from the machine. I cook eggs and put the extras in the machine.

2013-10-21 20:15:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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You get an angry chicken. I throw in xero's BOSS avatar.

2013-10-21 23:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get digital human flesh. I throw in my Biology homework.

2013-10-23 04:27:00 Author: DawnBreaker_23 Posts: 568

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I get a male with "partner" tattooed on the chest. What am I supposed to do with that? I throw in the Omega Orbus Stellar Manipulator...

2013-10-23 08:39:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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I get something from the machine...but I'm not quite sure what it is. I put some escargot in.

2013-10-25 02:05:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419

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I take out an escapegoat. Dude claims he's from prison... and what? That's odd... he says his name is "xero". I throw in the knife I plucked off of his belt.

2013-10-25 03:11:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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I get a bottle of blood. Any vampires want this? I throw in Ryan86me's BOSS avatar.

2013-10-28 00:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a spinning epic face. I throw in ignited boost boots. (Lemme guess, flames come out of the machine and the next poster gets SCORCHED!)

2014-12-14 23:46:00 Author: eyepet2002 Posts: 40

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I get LvL 100 Fire Ultimate Plate Leggings. (Might give these to some girl. ) I put in Ancient Spell Book with infinite pages.

2015-02-24 17:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a headache, accompanied by whispers of the long forgotten gods that lie dormant beneath the earth's crust. In their whispers they tell me things. Terrible, terrible things. Things that would drive anyone mad. And I listen. And I obey. I am their servant, for they do not live or die. They are outside the mortal cycle, to which we have been tied to through our prisons of flesh and bone. After the cycle ends for us, the city of the fallen moon will serve as our home, for their leathery tower is what awaits us. Shur'nabb, Yog-Sothoth! I throw in a wrinkly dollar...

2015-02-24 20:46:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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You get a wrinkly candy bar. (Gross...) I throw in the meaning of life.

2015-02-24 22:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the number 42. I put in the map of all worlds.

2015-02-25 14:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You get an egg. I carefully place in a servant of the forgotten gods, because, when handling humans, one should be careful.

2015-02-25 19:13:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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I get a pouch of ashes and goose bumps. I put in a black plant which never existed.

2015-02-25 21:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get out black oxygen, which also doesn't exist. I then proceed to breathe in that oxygen and die from it. My dead body falls into the vending machine.

2015-02-25 23:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a yellow piece of paper with the words "Thank you" on it. I sacrifice a human into the vending machine.

2015-02-26 01:23:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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I get a hardcore like button for gods. I put human nails into the machine.

2015-02-26 11:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get metal nails out. But I can't use the nails, since I dropped my hammer into the vending machine.

2015-02-26 23:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an old blacksmith from the machine, he hit me with great strength when I was carrying him and ran away. Half dead I fell inside the machine.

2015-02-27 08:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a mangled up, dead version of you. I burn you and put your ashes in the vending machine. (Why am I always so morbid?)

2015-02-28 00:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I pick reborn me up from the machine. (What?) I throw an Unopened Letter of Fate inside the machine.

2015-02-28 13:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Everyone I love dies in a slow, horribly painful way. (That should brighten my day.) I throw your tool's bag into the vending machine.

2015-02-28 15:14:00 Author: ShadowArcticWolf Posts: 131

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Sadness is brought to TenebrisNemo's tool, whose bag you throwed in there. Also, snails. I vomit blood-soaked cockroaches into the vending machine...

2015-02-28 16:55:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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I get blood-soaked cockroaches back out. Who would'a thunk? i put delusions of grandeur into the vending machine.

2015-02-28 17:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the idea that I'm the leader of the world. As such, I decide to put my wallet in the machine. A leader of the world doesn't need to pay.

2015-02-28 18:27:00 Author: wolfbrother117 Posts: 150

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You get a pig-load of coke (you decide what kind). Seriously, a pig full of coke, because the leader of the men are all pigs. I put tentacles, scorched baby bones and sulfur into the vending machine.

2015-02-28 18:42:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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I get MLP comic books from the machine. I make my slaves eat them then I burn the slaves and their children and then I make Undead Dragon eat the ashes and then I crush Undead Dragon by force magic into atoms and then I re-arrange the atoms and electrons so they becomes gold. I put a gold bar inside the machine.

2015-02-28 19:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It's worth so much that you get all the candy out of it. You eat it all, but you get sick and vomit into the vending machine.

2015-02-28 21:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a a bar chocolate with a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. I eat the chocolate and throw everything else inside the machine, not noticing the ticket. I also throw The Cutest thing in the universe.

2015-02-28 22:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the murderous Zombie Wonka from the machine. Beware, children, it's murder time! The Cutest thing materializes as a pink ribbon on the Zombie Wonka's left eyeball. I put the decapitated heads of thirteen black kittens into the machine.

2015-02-28 22:36:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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A bad-luck-causing demon comes out and follows you for eternity. This horrible luck causes you to lose an arm, and I throw that into the vending machine.

2015-02-28 23:06:00 Author: ShadowArcticWolf Posts: 131

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I get nothing. You did say you had to pay an arm and a leg to get anything from it! I throw a venomous spider into the vending machine.

2015-03-01 00:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Nicki Minaj, which I burn into ashes. I put the ashes into a silver skull and then I throw the skull into the machine.

2015-03-01 10:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get one copy of Nicki Minaj's new single on disc, which causes me to immediately contact the Lords of the Dark Below to help me destroy it. I put sacrificial dagger into the machine, forged of the flesh and bone of the Forgotten Gods with the power to destroy the Host of Heavens.

2015-03-01 10:58:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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I get the Universal Dice. I roll it and at the moment when it stops, it's mark on the top starts to shine and I'm starting to feel confused. I pass away and I woke up, sitting on the throne of heavens. Terrified, I magically enchanted the heaven folk inside a golden medallion and I throw it inside the machine.

2015-03-01 16:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get out a chocolate coin. I roll a bowling ball into the vending machine.

2015-03-01 21:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a license to a bowling alley, which I trade for 8 tickets to Vegas. I slather 4 of the tickets in Tabasco sauce and throw them all into the vending machine, along with a Nikki Minaj album.

2015-03-01 23:19:00 Author: ShadowArcticWolf Posts: 131

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I get Taylor Swift. I put a pair of gym socks into the vending machine.

2015-03-02 03:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a sweaty, hulking version of the socks' owner. I hold them up to the vending machine and their sweat drips down into it.

2015-03-02 17:03:00 Author: ShadowArcticWolf Posts: 131

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I get Holy Water. I throw it to a Vampire, which burns into ashes. I trade ashes to a wine bottle with a hobo. I put the empty wine bottle inside the machine.

2015-03-02 21:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a full bottle of wine. I decline the offer but instead put a bottle of soda into the vending machine.

2015-03-02 23:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You get a miniature Charybdis-pet which has the tendency to eat everything else in the aquarium. I place a Great Sea Serpent into the machine...

2015-03-03 09:46:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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I get a stereotypical Chinese painting out. I put in the Olympic torch.

2015-03-04 02:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get the ticket to Olympic Coliseum. (Yes!) I put Boxing Cloves inside the machine.

2015-03-04 09:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get boxing onions. Huh. I peel them, and my tears fall into the vending machine.

2015-03-04 13:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Shrek jumps out of the machine. I put a donkey-dragon abomination into the vending machine...

2015-03-04 14:25:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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I get a baby donkey and a baby dragon. I raise them and I have a mighty War Donkey and a Tank Dragon and I fight around the world with them. After many-many years, when the Donkey is too old to live, I bury him on a hill inside a forest. The dragon can't hold the burden of losing his lifetime partner, and he leaves this dimension and only a scale of him is the only memory I have of the Dragon and the Donkey. I put the dragon scale inside the machine.

2015-03-04 17:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a weight-measuring scale. I put the vending machine on the scale, weigh it, and put the number into the vending machine.

2015-03-04 23:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a calculator, which I use to calculate how many days I have left before my milk expires, and get a -26. I am thereby inclined to throw the sour milk into the vending machine.

2015-03-05 03:56:00 Author: ShadowArcticWolf Posts: 131

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I get rotten flesh of a cow. I make my completely white man-eating plant eat it. When I return to watch the plant, it has transformed into a seed. I put the seed inside the machine.

2015-03-05 21:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a tree. I would have cut it down, but I horribly mis-swung my axe and it landed in the vending machine.

2015-03-05 22:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get LVL 1 Rusty Axe. I sell it for 40 Copper Coins, and I buy some Elvish Wine with it. I put the full wine bottle inside the machine.

2015-03-08 00:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a drunkard out. I mistakenly put an SD card in the coin slot of the vending machine.

2015-08-14 19:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get error messages from the machine. I try to make the machine work by hitting it, but then it gets crazy and started to suck random people inside of it. Once it stopped, I came out from my hiding place and walked away like nothing happened.

2015-08-16 20:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The people have tragically been turned into stickers. I shoot a dart from a Nerf gun into the vending machine.

2015-08-16 21:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a foam bazooka. I put a rabid amphibian squirrel with a French accent in the vending machine.

2015-08-16 21:28:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203

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I get the new Nickelodeon show star. I write TenebrisNemo a note and put it in the vending machine.

2015-08-17 01:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a mushroom with L1N3's text over it. I ate it and puked inside the machine.

2015-08-17 05:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the meals that you had yesterday. I slip and fall into the vending machine.

2015-08-17 17:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a Soul of a Hero. Satan warped next to me, asking if he can have it. I traded it for a sack full of cookies. I realized that they have raisins inside of them and throw the sack inside the machine.

2015-08-17 19:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I come back out eating the cookies. I put some packing peanuts into the vending machine.

2015-08-18 00:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Out comes a package, with bubble wrap, unpoppable, and which contains a statue of a snowman. I put in billions of Tardigrades and 1 Tarsier.

2015-08-18 06:34:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203

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I get a horrible disease and die instantly. I drop inside the machine.

2015-08-18 12:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the Soul of an Average Person. :hero: I put my PS3 in the vending machine.

2015-08-18 16:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I come out as my LBP character. As soulless I am, I aimlessly wander around the world, until I get killed by my beloved ones. They freezes me and then shatters me into millions of pieces. Once they melt, my dust flies through the wind inside the machine.

2015-08-18 18:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get TenebrisNemo powder, which just so happens to make delicious cakes. I take a piece of TenebrisNemo cake and feed it to the vending machine.

2015-08-19 16:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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"A piece of cake!" I shout from the machine and come out from it. I ate the piece of cake and throw my spoon inside the machine.

2015-08-19 19:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I got a fork. I eat another piece of the cake with the fork (you eat cake with a spoon? :O) and put the messy cake server in the vending machine.

2015-08-19 19:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a fabulous sword. I give it to nearest girl and punch the wall to feel manly again. Then I throw a potion inside the machine.

2015-08-19 19:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a doctor. Specifically, Dr. Mario. He launches Luigi off the stage and into the vending machine.

2015-08-19 19:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Robin from the machine. He runs away and throws a bat knife at me for picking him up. I managed to dodge it and the knife drops inside the machine.

2015-08-19 20:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a freshly cut steak. Since I don't like steak, I put it back into the vending machine.

2015-08-20 00:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get rotten steak from the machine. I throw it back into the machine and throw also some disinfectant after it.

2015-08-20 01:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a toxic, meaty mess. I throw in my way overdue 3 Year Membership award.

2015-08-20 01:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a medal. I throw L1N3's scarf inside the machine.

2015-08-20 02:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get TenebrisNemo's jacket collar. I mistake it for a dog collar and put it on my dog, who then jumps into the vending machine.

2015-08-20 03:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a war hound. I decided that he will be my pet from now on and threw his armor inside the machine.

2015-08-20 11:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get Master Chief. Nintendo ends up including him as Smash Bros. DLC, and people in rage throw their Wii U's into the vending machine.

2015-08-20 16:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a Game Boy color. I give it to an old man who then thanks me and gives me 5 000 dollars for bringing his childhood back to life. I refuse the offer, instead I took his XBOX ONE and threw it inside the machine.

2015-08-20 21:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get an Xbox 2. I take off my coat and mistake the vending machine for a coat hanger.

2015-08-20 22:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get an LVL5 Old Coat. ARMOR +5 DEX +2 CHARISMA +500 I burn it then throw the ashes inside the machine while singing the national anthem.

2015-08-20 23:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get my coat back. I left the building, but I forgot to get my scarf, which floated into the vending machine.

2015-08-21 00:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get my jacket collar back. I throw Grey Warden pendant inside the machine.

2015-08-21 11:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get a normal necklace. I give it to my sister, who puts on makeup to match. However, she accidentally drops some lip gloss in the vending machine.

2015-08-21 16:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get Nicki Minaj from the machine. After the sudden Deja Vu, I burn her to ashes then trade the ashes with a merchant who gives me a cake. I throw the cake inside the machine.

2015-08-21 21:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get an angry GlaDos. Her core is inside a potato, which I use for a meal. During so, I accidentally drop my carving knife into the machine.

2015-08-22 16:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I get a shotel. http://darksouls2.wikidot.com/local--files/_curved-swords/shotel-lg.png I melt it and then create a shield from it. I drop the shield inside the machine.

2015-08-22 21:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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