Archive: 2544 posts

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Send an army of sackbots after them. Tell them that this is "tough love". That you love Nintendo, but at the same time Nintendo better do what you freaking say! 8D Procrastination.

2017-07-23 00:26:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make the sequencer of time run faster, then capture the object of the final product, then rewind. Family members using the TV.

2017-07-23 03:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Use a broadcast chip to copy the TV logic to your phone and computers. That way you can watch TV on those instead. When the human race destroys itself and we have to migrate to Mars or some other planet.

2017-07-23 04:47:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Wire a button on Earth to a Character Teleporter on "some other planet" set to teleport all players. Falling way short of everyone's expectations.

2017-07-23 18:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Use a broadcast chip to set everyone's expectations to be the same. The "same" as in "good". Not having any games to play.

2017-07-23 21:49:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Go to the community and search levels with the label "Memorizer". Those should give you some good games. Ohio, US. :hero:

2017-07-24 17:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Use a velociraptor to transport L1N3R1D3R there and make him governor. Overwatch being to pay 2 win. Okay, not pay to win, but pay to get the best costumes, upgrades, etc.

2017-07-24 22:13:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Collectabells and emitters. Need I say more? The White House being delusional.

2017-07-25 02:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Replace them with green beans. People not knowing what to do with their lives.

2017-07-25 16:04:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Invite a creative player to your pod, copy their creativity microchip, and paste it into the Sackbot brains of "people". Recusing oneself.

2017-07-26 03:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Delete oneself off thou art's friend list. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B03jxGzEaEg

2017-07-26 18:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Place 10 yellow and blue stickers. Then they will mix to make green. Tada! Problem fixed! When you're in detention for something you didn't do.

2017-07-26 19:46:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Easy - burn the school down. The school still isn't on fire.

2017-07-27 05:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Use the creatinator power-up to fire a bunch of fireballs. That we you can personally burn up your math teacher and your worst bully! :hero: Not having anything to eat.

2017-07-27 13:45:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Tough it out. @! ?$%&( &$&? &?&&@

2017-07-27 14:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Use a USB keyboard to type into the Magic Mouth instead of forcing yourself through the agony of the on-screen keyboard. Math not getting enough appreciation.

2017-07-28 00:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Create a school where sackbots teach math to real-life humans all day. And yes, the humans have to watch the sackbots teach from a TV screen of LBP2 being played on a PS3. Red not being a beautiful color.

2017-07-28 19:08:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Place sparkling stickers on top of the red sticker to make it beautiful. Bad game balance because the programmers aren't focused on competitive play.

2017-07-28 19:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Remove the NOT gate that is blocking their focus. People being so mean to each other.

2017-07-29 03:48:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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There's nothing you can do to stop that, I'm afraid. I've tried. I can't grasp things.

2017-07-29 05:42:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Use the grappinator! I mean... the grappling hook. Dang it's been so long since I last played LBP2 8D Sir monacale no longer living on Earth.

2017-07-29 13:23:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Quickly save your game to a usb device before he returns. Rag'n'Bone man is in front of you and angry. HELP!

2017-07-29 13:38:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Missiles, my friend! So many problems have appeared here when I was away.

2017-07-29 15:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Xd yeah, dis all ur fault! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD My head hurts and I don't know what am I'm doing anymore. Send help.

2017-07-30 06:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Swoop is on the way. Place a quest marker on yourself so Swoop can find you! Im stuck at the new level of ChrisRedwalker. :/

2017-07-30 10:35:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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XD AT LEVL TERRIBLE GAK TOPEK AND ALL THAT! XDDDDDD Something terrible has happened to my avatar. Help.

2017-07-30 11:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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choose a different one. This thread is not creative anymore. What can we do?

2017-07-30 12:37:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Hire someone else to be creative for us. This thread hasn't been "creative" in months. Help.

2017-07-30 18:25:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Kick Sir monacle out from your party when you're playing this level. :hero: The bad which is in good.

2017-07-30 19:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You need to edit a controlinator. Delete the 'Bad logic' microchip, connect the wires with a note called 'Calm down' and publish the level again. If it doesn't work, put the bad logic microchip on the controlinator again and put a and gate on the controlinator. Connect the wires from the note to the and gate. Leave one input of the and gate free. It won't activate the logic. Now publish it. It should now work again. There is a strange insect in my room. My neighbor is a dirty human beeing. Help???

2017-07-30 23:14:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Throw the insect into your neighbor's house through a window and by using the grabinator. Then put some large metal blocks above your neighbor's house, unpause, then watch as they get crushed by the blocks. Slacking.

2017-07-31 15:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Tweak the string to have full strength. 8) Too many "solutions" using NOT gates.

2017-07-31 17:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Delete the NOT-gate from the tools bag. Games are boring.

2017-08-01 20:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Add more powerups to the "Games" level. People not listening to their fans who have good advice.

2017-08-02 17:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make a flaminator and burn any developer who isn't listening to their fans. Being on a laptop all day.

2017-08-02 18:07:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Jump off the laptop, then use a rotator to flip the upper half up so you can actually use the laptop. 8D My terrible jokes.

2017-08-03 02:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Add more magic mouths and notes to the microchip that can be activated randomly, so it seems like you have more jokes. Now you need to edit the magic mouths with the bad jokes and replace it with jokes, where 'Sumo Digital' is the joke. Now you have good jokes. Perhaps. I bought two games for the Vita, now I still have 10 €. Help me!

2017-08-03 10:56:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Reduce the score limit for buying anything to the minimum value. Not having a quiet house.

2017-08-03 21:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Decrease the background sounds in your level. Families which are poor and broken.

2017-08-04 19:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Oh, boo hoo! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3YG4jmDDYA) I'm tenebrisnemo and L1N3R1D3R, I get to live in a warm house, rather than being stuck on the cold terrain of mars! Living on mars sucks.

2017-08-04 20:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Use a character teleporter to move back to Earth. Sir monacle not caring about the rules.

2017-08-05 03:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Try and stop me, L33TR1D1D3R! L1N3R1D3R being a wet blanket.

2017-08-05 06:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Momentarily change the material of the blanket into polystyrene, which is both really light and grabbable. Then pull the blanket out from the surface of the water, and then change it back to its original material. Dumb insults.

2017-08-05 21:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey, don't call me dumb insults - it hurts! L1N3R1D3R broke my heart by calling me some dumb insults. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rZWKg57LCw

2017-08-06 05:43:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Rewind, then remove the Shardinator from your heart so it can no longer break. Sir monacle still not providing legitimate LittleBigPlanet solutions to our problems.

2017-08-06 18:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You can't fix problems like these, I'm afraid... Unfixable problems. Help.

2017-08-07 15:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Find which glitch you have encountered, then recreate the situation but slightly change it to avoid the glitch. Fire!

2017-08-07 17:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Use the creatinator, set a green tag on each water projectile to "destroy", and set a green tag sensor on any object that is on fire. When it feels like everyone is laughing at you but no one is.

2017-08-07 18:29:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Remove the "condescending laugh" sound effect from your "perception" microchip. Game developers abandoning their creations.

2017-08-07 21:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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D'ya think god stays in heaven because he too fears what he has created? I'm useless when it comes to fixing other people's (and my own) problems. Help.

2017-08-08 06:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Copy and paste my problem-solving microchip into your Sackbot brain. Being bad at something you like.

2017-08-08 18:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Have a friend remove the NOT gate that's limiting your intelligence in your sackbot's brain. When I have no anime to watch.

2017-08-11 01:36:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Search "anime" in the Community Levels page, and if you're on LBPVita, download a few levels. gurren009 using NOT gates for every solution. 8)

2017-08-11 18:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Remove the NOT gate that is connected to the AND gate that's causing me to constantly post solutions with "NOT gates". The 8) emoji.

2017-08-11 19:07:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Copy and paste my problem-solving microchip into your Sackbot brain. I'm helping now. Thanks, L1N3R1D3R!

2017-08-11 20:49:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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no, No, NOOO! Here's the problem. You're listening to L1N3R1D3R! He's plotting a conspiracy to take over the world!! How do you fix this? Simple. Change L1N3R1D3R's sackbot persona to Michael Rosen's. Then he will sing "Noice" all day! 8) When people don't notice my existence even though I'm sitting right next to them...

2017-08-12 02:07:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Copy and paste my problem-solving microchip into your Sackbot brain. I am now one of you guys! Thanks, L1N3R1D3R.

2017-08-12 07:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Change your Sackbot's outfit and tag so you are clearly not one of us. Sir monacle's solutions not being creative.

2017-08-12 18:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Change Sir monacle's sackbot behavior to Larry Da Vinci. There, now he will be filled with creativity from the first host of LBP2! Who wasn't very creative at all... I mean grappling hooks! Seriously!? Who hasn't thought of that!? When it's 3 AM, and school's about to start, and you haven't got any sleep...

2017-08-13 02:55:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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What school starts at 3 AM? What is this? The Tudor era? L1N3R1D3R wanting me to do creative answers that also comply with the rules. I'm not superman!

2017-08-13 06:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Use the paintanator to paint L1N3R1D3R to death. It's simple. Have L1N3R1D3R open his mouth while all the paintballs come in. He'll swallow all the paintballs and pass out When you're home alone with no friends.

2017-08-13 13:43:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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I've got nothing.... I'm out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSHVDlu_g98

2017-08-14 07:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Remove the smoke bomb and replace it with plasma. When you say you're going to do something but you're too lazy to do it.

2017-08-14 12:37:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Toggle your Sackbot's "Afraid of Danger" switch off. Nobody is playing LBP Hangman, which isn't that hard to play and is much more fun with three or more people.

2017-08-14 16:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm not playing that again! No more - Have mercy on my soul! Nobody plays table tennis anymore. Help.

2017-08-15 06:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Play some video games alone. Teaches you english, makes you think faster and hones your reflexes. Sir monacle being an incarnation of this meme: https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aqZP2rY_700b.jpg I gotta admit, tho. I LOL:ed at some of his posts in this thread.

2017-08-15 11:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Destroy him and then clone one of the other forks. 8D School starting soon.

2017-08-15 18:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Burn all the teachers and replace them with celebrities. Not having any siblings to play games with.

2017-08-15 20:27:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Clone yourself and change their sizes and costumes slightly. Myself.

2017-08-16 20:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Myself, too. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3YG4jmDDYA)

2017-08-19 06:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Change your costume into a celebrity. Being forced to read a book for school.

2017-08-19 18:56:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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I like books, so that's not a problem. Gurren's solution to my problem was to be someone else, rather than being who you are. Great advice - I shall listen to it.

2017-08-19 20:50:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Turn Sir monacle into an oversized microwave. Load him into a cannon-ball. AND LAUNCH HIM ALL THE WAY TO PLUTO!!! Sir monacle stealing my avatar...

2017-08-19 21:24:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Use "Good Grief!" on him by pressing Select, and he should be banned soon enough. Being asked to do something that's too vague.

2017-08-19 23:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Well, maybe you should - you know - do the thing. I think gurren is contemplating suicide over the fact that I stole his avatar. Or maybe he's going to kill me. I don't know until it happens.

2017-08-20 05:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Open his Sackbot brain, open the "decisions" tab, and extend the "killing" selector to have a slot that kills nobody. Then wire a battery to that slot of the selector. People inevitably looking at the eclipse without eye protection and blinding themselves.

2017-08-21 17:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You can't stop idiots from being idiots. I got my hand stuck in the vending machine again!

2017-08-22 06:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Keep it there! 8) Wait what... what's that jwwphotos? .... fine, I'll follow the rules. this site no fun --------------------------------------- Go into your popit and "Pop!" back to the checkpoint. Me being extremely exciting a couple days before school starts but now suffering from severe social anxiety and depression now that it's tomorrow

2017-08-22 16:46:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Change your Sackbot brain emotion for school from Sad/Scared/Mad to Happy. Tricks for puzzles that I don't know how to use.

2017-08-22 17:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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An eight letter word for puzzle? That's befuddle. Gurren actually following the rules. Who does that?

2017-08-22 20:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Transport me into a miniaturized brain pi?ata and whack me with a baseball bat. Sir monacle casually living in his alternate dimension and stealing my avatar...

2017-08-22 22:06:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Too bad, Gurren. It's not your avatar anymore. :hero: Gurren presumptuously plotting his revenge.

2017-08-23 06:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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That's a problem? ...in that case, change his Sackbot's "Hostile?" switch to "No". Sir monacle's disgrace of an avatar.

2017-08-24 04:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Stare at the sun whilst poking your eyes with barbed wire. The Grimmace (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4QNXnNftWk&index=5&list=LLjmBFaCtamnVCC2RFRXK0mg) is plotting with Donald trump.

2017-08-24 10:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Change the labels on their tags so they don't follow each other with their followers. Justin Bieber.

2017-08-24 18:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That's no longer a problem. Gurren getting upset after I've stolen one of his possessions.

2017-08-24 20:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Use the sticker scrubber on Sir monacle's avatar, then make gurren009's level not copyable. Sir monacle changing his username once, but not fixing the spelling of "monocle" when he did it.

2017-08-24 21:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm not partially blind in one eye, and I am not the sir of monocles! If your name is spelled "Jon", that doesn't mean you misspelled "Jhon" now, does it? Ol' L33TR1D3R not understanding how names work.

2017-08-25 06:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Invite him to your pod and play tons of levels that have weird names in them. Sir monacle refusing to put any creativity into a LittleBigPlanet solution.

2017-08-25 17:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Creativity. Who needs that? The lack of creativity in my life.

2017-08-25 20:52:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Play LittleBigPlanet. The lack of any better solution to that problem.

2017-08-25 23:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Create a level expressing your issues with society and the government. Also create a Donald Trump costume. Not being able to speak up.

2017-08-26 02:27:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Huh? Speak louder, Gurren - I can't hear you! Some problems just can't be solved.

2017-08-26 06:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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For the previous one, you can turn up the volume of the global sound effects and each individual sound effect. False accusations.

2017-08-26 19:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Don't worry L1N3R1D3R - I get those all the time! You'll get used to it... I tried fixing something, but now it's even more broken.

2017-08-27 05:39:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Undo, then remove the Shardinator you accidentally placed on the object. The "something" he tried to fix was his avatar.

2017-08-27 15:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I tried fixing it again, but I think I just made things worse... The current state of my avatar.

2017-08-27 17:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Remove the Sir monacle and spinal chord stickers. It will now be gurren's again, but that's better than...THIS. Bad Wi-Fi.

2017-08-29 04:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Buy a new broadband system for only 24.99 a month - with sir monacle's fibre optic broadband, you can browse the web at speeds Pc gamer nerds would send a prayer for. I can't find TenebrisNemo's old lollipop.

2017-08-29 06:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Send him a message in PSN. The lollipops I had are long gone.

2017-08-30 13:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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8) 8)

2017-08-31 18:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Go into the Customize Character menu in your Pop-It and remove the goofy glasses so it's just a normal smile. Sir monacle.

2017-09-01 01:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why fix something that isn't broken? Sir monacle.

2017-09-01 07:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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There is no solution for that. Trust me, I know from experience Fidget Spinners (I got one today and it's really addicting)

2017-09-02 18:34:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Corner-edit the spinning part so it doesn't spin and now looks like a frisbee. People who get triggered.

2017-09-03 04:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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WHAT'D YOU JUST SAY TO ME!? Gurren being late for a trend that wasn't all that great in the first place.

2017-09-03 06:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Pause and replay the "Fidget spinner lifespan" level now that Gurren's in your party. My avatar.

2017-09-03 22:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Replace it with a demented sticker of sackboy.exe Nintendo games being more enjoyable than Xbox/PS games for some reason.

2017-09-04 13:49:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Check the strength of the "enjoyment" signal from Nintendo consoles, and raise that of the other consoles to match. Sir monacle not knowing what problems are.

2017-09-04 17:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Use a NOT gate.... oh wait I've already done those before When it's freezing one day, but like 90 degrees the next....

2017-09-04 21:31:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Remove the randomizer from the logic that determines the temperature. Replace it with a year-long wave generator added to a day-long wave generator via an OR gate. Bad management.

2017-09-05 04:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I've never been in charge of anything before in my life. I'm a talentless hack. [ Insert sad face emoji here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3YG4jmDDYA) ]

2017-09-06 06:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Watch the tutorials on My Moon, and press up on your D-pad to make you happy. Being in another dimension.

2017-09-07 03:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I tried, but there's no way to fix that. Concrete is hard.

2017-09-07 18:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Replace it with the sponge material. It's so cold outside.

2017-09-08 21:50:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Set an object on fire, make it defy gravity, and have it follow you. Me getting tired of these forum games.

2017-09-09 02:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Go to bed. I actually fixed someone's problem!

2017-09-09 07:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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This level must be broken. Go to create mode and change the costume of the Sackbot fixing the problem. The Trump cabinet.

2017-09-09 16:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Replace them with stuffed animals. Seriously, it wouldn't change anything. Ice cream tasting so good but being so cold.

2017-09-10 00:54:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Remove the "Cold" tag on the ice cream that activates the tag sensors in your body. Procrastinating so much that you're no longer relevant by the time you finish.

2017-09-10 02:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Change your sackbot behavior from "Severe Procrastinator" to "Teacher's Pet". Spending most of my life on the interwebs(AKA, the internet).

2017-09-10 18:20:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Press the little power button on the console. I broke something.

2017-09-10 20:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Use the Advanced Glue tool to attach everything in the exact spots they were in before. Being a talentless hack.

2017-09-11 00:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Change your sackbot behavior from "Talentless Hack" to "Slightly Talented Dude". Mondays.

2017-09-11 23:47:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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The weekly sequencer has seven bars that each last a day, so press square on the beginning of the next bar. Overly complicated jokes.

2017-09-12 00:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Burn them with the creatinator. The IQ of youtube commenters.

2017-09-12 10:40:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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What IQ? I can't fix something that doesn't exist. Things being non-existential sucks.

2017-09-12 20:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Emit them out of the creatinator. Hurricanes coming out of nowhere in 2017.

2017-09-13 02:23:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Turn the vacuum cleaner off. The vacuum cleaner is still on...

2017-09-13 20:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Complete the final boss in LittleBigPlanet 2. Blatant advertisement.

2017-09-14 04:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Buy a sir monacle plushie. No one wants to buy a sir monacle plushie.

2017-09-14 17:56:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Leave Sir monacle's earth, AKA Mars. Idiots.

2017-09-15 01:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm one of 'em. Me not smarterer dan LANDR0V3R.

2017-09-15 06:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Change your costume into this guy: https://www.google.com/search?q=boom+beach+dr+t&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS733US733&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwic-Pjt9qbWAhVB4iYKHSbeBHoQ_AUIDCgD&biw=1277&bih=676 Certain peoples not being nice to certain other peoples.

2017-09-15 10:58:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3YG4jmDDYA If I had hands, they'd be dirty.

2017-09-15 13:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Clean them by flooding your entire level. I wish I was a rainbow.

2017-09-15 18:18:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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I wished I could breathe underwater once. I still can't do it. Gurren trying to wish his problems away.

2017-09-16 06:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Change my costume into a green, disintegrating zombie. And then kill me with your "zombifying powers". Why it's taking me so long to come up with a problem...

2017-09-16 19:11:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Get a notepad, or just steal someone else's problem. Why it's taking me so long to come up with a problem...

2017-09-16 20:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Open the note that is visible on your post, and change the horrible font to something else. Me at one point being "the Comic Sans miser", but now despising that font.

2017-09-17 19:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Stop being a sheep - It's only a font. Comic sans never hurt anybody, despite being goofy and used everywhere.

2017-09-18 06:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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At least make the lowercase A look better, preferably with the corner editor. The word "wiener".

2017-09-20 04:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're right, I am a winner! I'm not a winner.

2017-09-20 18:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Place a golden medal on yourself. Wanting to be 8 years old again.

2017-09-21 01:58:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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You have a timer that runs to 120 seconds that determines your age. Set the current time to 8 seconds. Don't worry, there's already logic in place that makes the timer's second take a year to happen. Looking at your previous, cringe-worthy accomplishments.

2017-09-21 04:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Flood all of your medals and trophies, as well as your entire level. When school's about to start but you haven't done your homework or studied for that big test today...

2017-09-21 10:52:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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There's only one thing for it.... INTENSE TRAINING MONTAGE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMyETw58t9g It is surprisingly difficult to find a good study montage on Youtube.

2017-09-21 15:45:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Turn everyone there into a bunch of robot zombies. When Cartoon Network plays Teen Titans Go 24/7.

2017-09-22 02:52:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Return to Pod. When your family is waiting for you to finish the forum games.

2017-09-22 04:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I ain't got no family. I be on marrrrs. When Gurren creates a new trend amongst the forum games.

2017-09-22 06:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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The world ends. When we use the emojis 8D and 8) too much

2017-09-22 12:12:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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I can't worry about that right now, I got my own problems to create! Creating my own problems. 8)

2017-09-22 20:49:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Place a Pop-it Power-up in the level of your life, then pick up your mistake and delete it. Working so hard for something, only for someone else to get the same thing for free.

2017-09-23 03:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Welcome to life, L1N3R1D3R. If you don't try, you can't fail. My philosophy is terrible.

2017-09-23 06:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Watch the tutorials again to get moral support. The fact that I haven't met Stephen Fry yet.

2017-09-23 22:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Kidnap Steven French fry, and bring him to your house. Kidnapping is illegal.

2017-09-24 06:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Use a NOT Gate Invite him to your pod instead, then he has a choice. Being really sweaty.

2017-09-24 15:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Use a bucket. L1N3R1D3R's perfect oral hygiene.

2017-09-24 20:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Place stain stickers on my teeth. L1N3R1D3R's imperfect oral hygiene.

2017-09-26 04:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Remove the stain stickers on your teeth. L1N3R1D3R's perfect oral hygiene.

2017-09-26 06:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Use the corner editor on my teeth to make them jagged and ugly. Being obsessed over my oral hygiene.

2017-09-29 04:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Am not! I have a box of L1N3R1D3R's perfect baby teeth.

2017-09-30 14:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I join your party, capture the box as an object, and then delete it from the level. Racism.

2017-09-30 17:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'm grey, so anyone who isn't grey is my slave. I no longer have a box of L1N3R1D3R's perfect baby teeth.

2017-10-02 06:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Select my box of baby teeth, and press L3 to clone it. Beating the hard part, then failing the easy part.

2017-10-04 04:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Easiness and hardness is dependant upon the person, so to say you passed something you found difficult, but to fail at something you found easy means you didn't put enough effort into the thing you found easy. HURRR DUUR, I'm sir monacle.

2017-10-06 13:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Increase the IQ Counter in your Sackbot brain. Seriously, the plot armor.

2017-10-08 00:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You don't need to use the plot armour just yet - Just use your regular armour until you reach the next area. Plot armour?

2017-10-08 05:49:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Edit the Material Tweaker on the armor, and turn "Indestructible?" to NO. Turning it off and back on again didn't work.

2017-10-10 04:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Keep doing it until something breaks. Something broke.

2017-10-11 06:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Move its parts into the right positions and use the Advanced Glue Tool to reattach it. Eating disorders.

2017-10-12 04:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Don't seek medical advice, (or advice in general) and live the rest of your sad, pitiful life as a gelatinous blob of fat rolls and chins. I have too many problems, and I can't be bothered to list them.

2017-10-15 07:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Trap you in an inescapable box, open your Sackbot brain, and reveal the Note called "problems". Things having the right amount of realism to be creepy.

2017-10-15 15:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Put some colorful stickers on those things so they aren't so creepy anymore. Time is racing towards us until the Huns arrive.

2017-10-31 03:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINE... Oh wait... I forgot this is a forum game 8D Rewind Time so that you can build a Giant Burning Wall. Then Fast forward time so that the Huns are now arriving, and when they try to attack you, they will be burned by the Giant Burning Wall. The Manhattan New York Terror Crisis. Seriously, how the heck do we fix that 8D

2017-11-02 11:09:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make some creative costumes for Halloween from the "Personalize" section. That's how New Yorkers dealt with it! Not having played Cuphead or Mario Odyssey yet.

2017-11-04 05:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Go to a community level where it's given for free! Not using time effectively.

2017-11-14 22:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Sackbot slaves and slower Sequencers. Gravity.

2017-11-18 18:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Adjust gravity to anything you want in your level! Need to use the shower but it's unstable.

2017-11-19 18:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Just wash yourself with a dry cloth like I do. No one will notice, trust me. I want to push this button, but I was told not to.

2017-11-23 06:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Push it anyways. If something bad happens, rewind. Rewind is way too easy solution.

2017-11-24 02:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Make the Pop-it Powerup in your level unable to alter the flow of time. Too much self-deprecating humor.

2017-11-28 03:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Set your sackbot's spirit indestructible. I can't find a good fire ship artwork.

2017-11-29 16:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Make a ship out of various materials, then use the Flame tool on the ship. Greedy people in power.

2017-12-05 04:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Remove electricity from their buildings so they no longer have power there. No one checks my gallery.

2017-12-05 18:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Publish it on the level-sharing system on LBPCentral, but make sure to enable P4P to attract more attention. Irony.

2017-12-11 23:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Change the material of the situation to something soft. Too comfortable position, can't move.

2018-01-08 21:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Use the Pop-It Cursor to move yourself and whatever you are situated on. Ajit Pai.

2018-01-12 02:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Report him so he gets banned from LBP. Can't keep low profile.

2018-01-12 03:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Make the "profile" object dynamic and place a downward mover on it so it always stays low. Can't choose a college.

2018-01-15 19:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Select the college with the most hearts in the community. Someone is sleeping in my bed!

2018-01-16 02:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wire a battery into the "Eject" input of the Controlinator that they are in, then kick them from your party. DREAMers are no longer being protected.

2018-01-19 00:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Put your sleeping organic beings into a room with indestructible materials in your level. Hangover.

2018-01-20 19:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Change your sackbot's behavior type. Not knowing how money works.

2018-01-22 18:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Watch the point and prize bubble tutorials again. Casuals.

2018-01-23 23:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Throw them into an insane LBP level and force them to complete it before you give them sustenance. People caring about curse words.

2018-01-27 22:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Create a tutorial level about context. Ugandan Knuckles.

2018-02-02 14:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Flood your entire level, make a bunch of spikes, and create a bunch of missles. That meme has to die. When its 5 AM and you realize you haven't studied for that unit test today...

2018-02-04 13:39:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Stop timer, then study as much as you need to pass the test. Tryhards.

2018-02-04 16:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Turn them into sackbots and select the "zombie behavior" option. When you start your homework at 5 PM, then sleep for 4 hours and wake up at 9.

2018-02-04 18:19:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Remove "Sleepy" behavior from your sackbot's recorded movements when it's doing homework. Outnumbered.

2018-02-04 20:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Create a giant layer of sponge, place a danger tool with the setting “burn” on it, and drop it on your enemies. When u don’t wake up on time for school because a snowstorm took the power last night...

2018-02-05 18:15:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Create an emitter that shoots an infinite amount of electric bullets and use it as your generator. Infinite power! gurren009 is now the most powerful being on Earth.

2018-02-06 00:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Return to Pod. Software being incompatible with hardware.

2018-02-06 01:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Put the software and the hardware into date levels. That should turn them into inseparable lovers! Ketchup on gurren009's signature.

2018-02-06 16:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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THAT'S NOT.... Okay, I'll hold in my anime weebness.... Remove the ketchup sticker and replace it with a decoration. When u make a new avatar and sig only to find it stolen by 2 people

2018-02-06 22:20:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Report them, then make the level that shows the artwork off unable to be copied. gurren009 thinking that he owns artwork that's on the internet.

2018-02-07 03:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Copy his levels and republish them in your name. That should teach him! Immoral users who bully poor gurren009.

2018-02-07 11:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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BURN THEM ALIV.... I mean, turn their sackbot behavior into zombies and have them endless walk in the level space. When u make a new avatar and sig and hope that it doesn’t get stolen...

2018-02-07 14:57:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Lock them so that people can't share them when they get them from prize bubbles. When your work goes unnoticed.

2018-02-07 18:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Sell your soul for H4H. When you can't possibly meet a deadline.

2018-02-09 03:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Let your friends do the job. When the day is ruined.

2018-02-09 19:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Rewind it back to 5 AM. When you forget to read that book for your English teacher and you have a quiz over it.

2018-02-10 18:53:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Check the quiz level's comments to see if anybody posted the right answers! When I have brirriant ideas but nobody raughs. Also, I have an Asian accent.

2018-02-11 01:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Just make an LBP level! Nobody will care about your English skills if you make fantastic levels with your "brirriant ideas". The stock market.

2018-02-12 04:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Play the monopoly level again. Jealousy.

2018-02-12 19:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Kill it with knives. When u think the weather is going to be nice and then you find out its thunderstorming...

2018-02-13 10:37:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Wait? That's nice! :hero: Well if you want to, equip the umbrella for your sackboy. THUNDERSTRUCK!

2018-02-13 11:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Use the electricity tool on your Sackbot so you are immune to it. Those danm Gerrymandering politicians!

2018-02-16 18:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Delete the Government level and publish the Chaos level. Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack! Can't fret over every egg!

2018-02-17 14:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Pause, then clone the egg yolks and place them evenly over the pan, then unpause. Now it'll cook evenly. Working so hard, only to still not understand.

2018-02-17 21:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Blow everything up and start from scratch. Fake friends.

2018-02-18 12:10:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Delete them from your friend list and go outside to meet real people. Being a poor, ungodly soul.

2018-02-18 19:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Stop using the Random Costume tool to make your Sackboy's outfit. My phone case is breaking because it keeps getting stuck in my pockets.

2018-02-19 02:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Remake the case and make it indestructible. Filthy little hobbitses!

2018-02-19 11:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Create a block of plasma and drop them on it. Farting in public.

2018-02-22 10:51:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Remove the gas emitters from the public levels. gurren009's weird problems.

2018-02-22 20:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Create a homemade sackbot that solves all of my everyday problems, such as farting, burping, and smelling life fish occasionally When you wake up and you realize you didn’t study for your Final

2018-02-23 17:51:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Create a sackbot which studies every day, then switch that sackbot's memory microchip with yours whenever you go for a test. Sephiroth!

2018-02-23 23:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Creatinator that shoots impact explosives. Trying to work on a clay sculpture over a long time period without it drying and/or breaking.

2018-02-25 21:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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If it dies, it dies. When that happens, rewind. Fuzzy giant worms not getting enough love.

2018-02-26 00:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Make a PSN account for the worms, then make tons of great LBP levels. Hopefully lots of people will heart you as a creator, consequently loving the worms. Sudden deadlines that come out of nowhere.

2018-03-03 17:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Play the deadliest levels of LBP community, so you'll be prepared for everything. Can't find the holy grail.

2018-03-03 19:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Go into Create Mode, open your Pop-It, then go to the Favorites menu, then Used Objects, then highlight the holy grail object. You can then hover over to its location. Parallel octaves.

2018-03-05 20:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Get the gloves of a master musician power up. Pineapples.

2018-03-06 12:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Make them disappear with a Destroyer, then find any other fruit in your Goodies Bag. Not sure if my logic is valid.

2018-03-10 19:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Put it in a microchip and connect it to a NOT gate. Then set the NOT gate's activation to "Off". Then make a new microchip to make new logic on. When poop doesn't come out the way you expect it to.

2018-03-12 20:33:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Make sure you have only one emitter for poops. Explosive diarrhea.

2018-03-13 16:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Change the destroyer on the particle being emitted to dissolve instead of destroy. My appetite for dinner being ruined by these posts.

2018-03-17 00:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make sure to eat the food from the previous level before jumping into this level link. I don't understand the hate against Raiden.

2018-03-17 12:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Burn all the haters. When you have no clue what to do with your life.

2018-03-17 14:52:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Go outside and help random people with their quests as a RPG protagonist in a RPG level! Scylla.

2018-03-17 16:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Flood your entire level so that Poseidon can chase and capture him. The hell that is High School.

2018-03-18 03:21:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Create your own High School level that resembles heaven. Doomed fate.

2018-03-18 17:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VXcE1IU3R1I/maxresdefault.jpg When following one rule makes you break another.

2018-03-18 22:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You can't possibly please all rules. Unheart them! Liquiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!

2018-03-18 23:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Place Scuba Gear near your character and near a checkpoint. Fifty million American Facebook users having their security be breached during the 2016 election.

2018-03-20 04:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Report the election and it will get banned. There isn't enough romance.

2018-03-20 12:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Make everyone's Sackbots not be hostile and follow each other's tags. Too much stuff happening at once.

2018-03-23 03:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make sure the sequencers aren't active at the same time. My line has ended!

2018-03-24 23:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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