General Stuff #8
"Fixing" posts
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| I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the repercussions of making them small and fast. Small Hairy Sonic Bears. What have you done!? | 2018-04-10 15:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo  Posts: 11336 |
| Annoying cringy Sonic fan fiction. What have you done!? heheheeeh u got2 chek out my sanic x aimy fan fic bruh! | 2018-04-17 03:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R  Posts: 13447 |
| heheheeeh u got2 delet dis befur my sanic x aimy fan fic get publish! You bet your white butt I will delete this! I may save some lives! | 2018-04-17 12:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You bet your white eyeballs I will delete this! I may save some lives! Hey, no betting on people's eyeballs! That's a violation of their human rights! | 2018-04-21 14:12:00 Author: gurren009  Posts: 2592 |
| Hey, no slapping on monkey's cheeks! That's a violation of their monkey rights! Pardon me, good sir, but I was merely swiping off the ketchup stain which was on sir monkey's cheek. | 2018-04-21 19:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Pardon me, good sir, but I was merely swiping off the pee stain which was on sir monkey's butt. With your bare hands!? Don't you think that's a little, peculiar? | 2018-04-22 12:20:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592 |
| With your bear hands!? Don't you think that's a little finger? No, that's my claw. Bears got these cool claws, y'know. | 2018-04-22 17:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No, that's my bomb. Terrorists got these cool bombs, y'know. You're under arrest sir! You can't enter an airport with a bomb! | 2018-05-20 21:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You're under protection sir! You can enter any building with a bomb! Now this is real freedom, mate! Thanks! *BOOM!* | 2018-05-21 12:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Now this is not good, mate! What should I-- *BOOM!* You probably shouldn't put parts of your original post in bold, since that's how we distinguish the edits. | 2018-06-02 04:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You probably shouldn't put parts of your dead servants in new ones, since that's not how we improve the service. That's why I pick the best parts from them, because the new ones might not have them. | 2018-06-02 20:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| That's why I pick the best parts of meat for this dish, because the bad ones might not be tender enough. Who do you think you are, Bobby Flay? | 2018-06-04 03:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Who do you think you are, king of the world? I am not your king. I am your GOD! | 2018-06-04 14:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I am not your slave. I am your servant! Fine, I guess I'll pay you for your services. You're probably helping me live in luxury... | 2018-06-05 23:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Fine, I guess I'll slap you for your terrible services. You're probably helping me live in hell... Excuse me, mister, but I answer to no man. | 2018-06-06 23:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Excuse me, mister, but I found a hair in this dish. I apologize, sir. Would you like me to remake that dish for you for no extra charge? | 2018-06-09 17:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I apologize, sir. Would you like me to remake your life for extra charge? My whole life is ruined and it can never be fixed. | 2018-06-13 23:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| My whole life is a joke and it can never be funny. I think it's funny; in fact, the only thing I find funnier is my life. 8) | 2018-06-14 23:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I think it's deadly; in fact, the only thing I find deadlier is my wife. 8) Hahaha! At least you have one... *sobs* | 2018-06-15 22:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Hahaha! At least you have a license... *sobs* Don't worry, I can drive you places. I would appreciate it if you paid me for this, though. | 2018-06-19 02:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Don't worry, I can clean your places. I would appreciate it if you let me live here for this, though. Sure, as long as everything stays clean and you don't eat my food without permission. | 2018-06-20 00:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Sure, as long as everything is destroyed and you don't talk about it without permission. I feel like I shouldn't be taking bribes from you to not tell anyone about your affair... | 2018-06-24 05:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I feel like I should be taking bullets for you to not tell anyone about my affair... It's funny what people are ready to do to hide their secrets. | 2018-06-26 22:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| It's funny what time people say they are ready to do things. I always found it frustrating when people say they'll be somewhere at a certain time but they turn out late. | 2018-07-03 03:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I always found it exciting when people say they'll be somewhere at a certain age but they turn out too old. That's life for you. You have childhood dreams and when you finally have the determination to achieve them, you're too old. | 2018-07-15 20:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| That's America for you. You have childhood dreams and when you finally have the determination to achieve them, you can't afford college. This is why we need to elect social democrats like Bernie Sanders to truly make America great! | 2018-07-18 03:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| This is why we need to elect powerful billionaires like Donald Trump to truly make America great again! You are entitled to your wrong opinion. | 2018-07-21 12:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You are being put to death for your wrong opinion. But whatever happened to the First Amendment? Even if I'm wrong, you can't kill me for it! | 2018-07-21 19:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| But whatever happened to the First shot? Even if I'm right, you can't kill me for it! The edits that were made onto the Star Wars movies decades later were stupid and unnecessary. | 2018-08-24 13:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| The edits that were made onto my post decades later were stupid and unnecessary. You're right. You shouldn't have edited your posts with tons of likes into Nazi propaganda for a prank. | 2018-09-13 05:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You'rewrong. You shouldn't have edited your country with tons executions with Nazi propaganda for a prank. People died, yeah b-but it was a prank, bro, chill! | 2018-09-13 22:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| People hated it, yeah b-but it was a prank, bro, chill! Quit your ********, Jake Dufner, your prank wasn't groundbreaking. | 2018-09-19 15:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Quit your ********, bull, your food wasn't stomachbreaking. Your whole field turned from green to brown in few hours, surely something was horribly wrong with the bull's food. | 2018-09-19 16:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Your whole strip turned from red to blue in few seconds, surely something was horribly acidic in the bull's food. Good, I see you've already mastered how to use the Litmus pH Strip. It's a handy tool for scientists. | 2018-09-29 16:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Good, I see you've already mastered how to use my magic wand. It's a handy tool for students of spells. This is a pencil, professor, and we're in the chemistry class. | 2018-09-29 22:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| This is a butterfly, dude, and we're in the old memes. But I thought all things that flew were pigeons! Someone must have lied to me at some point... | 2018-09-30 17:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| But I thought all things that blew were Islamic! Someone must have lied to me at some point... You can't blame a minority when you blow up your car. | 2018-09-30 18:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You can't blame a minor offense when you blow up the school. But you only arrested me for my speeding! You legally can't accuse me of manslaughter! | 2018-10-05 04:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| But you only arrested me for my clothing! You legally can't accuse me of being multiple genders! Maybe not, but we can put you into a mental hospital. | 2018-10-08 15:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Maybe not, but we can put ketchup into this fruit smoothie. Technically, but I don't want to think about what that would taste like. | 2018-10-09 05:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Technically babies aren't people, and I do want to think about what they would taste like. Omg, killing babies, such a shocking joke... *sleeps* | 2018-10-10 02:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Omg, killing the owner of the power plant, such a shocking joke... *dies* Please don't turn into a dad right now, I don't need any more of those in my life. | 2018-10-22 05:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Please don't turn_right now, I_need to visit my old home at least a few times in my life. Nah, buddy, we're driving to my basement where you'll fit right in! Vroom vroom! | 2018-10-23 14:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Nah, buddy, we're driving to McDonald's where you'll eat great food! Vroom vroom! As long as you're kidnapping me, can you at least take me to a good restaurant? | 2018-10-31 06:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| As long as you're murdering me, can you at least attend my funeral? Nah, I think I need to take care of my garden that day. But I hope you have a happy funeral! See ya! *BANG* | 2018-11-01 14:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Nah, I think I need to take care of the president that day. But I hope he has a happy funeral! See ya! *BANG* Now look, I hate Trump as much as you do, but I would never stand for violence of any type. | 2018-11-02 15:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Now look, I hate tramps as much as you do, but I would never stand for genocide of any type. But they can't simply walk over borders like it's nothing, those people need to be taken in control! | 2018-11-05 18:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| But they can't simply hit home runs like it's nothing, those people need to be taught a lesson! Listen, coach, I think your determination to win this game has gone a bit too far. Just accept that we've lost! | 2018-11-06 05:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Listen, coach, I think your determination to win this game has sunken a bit too low. Just try that sniper rifle and they'll be lost! Excellent idea! But did you bring the bullets? | 2018-11-07 00:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Excellent idea! But did you bring the ice cream? No... I thought chips, cookies, and soda would be enough besides the cake for the party! | 2018-11-07 04:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No... I thought chips, cookies, and soda would be enough besides the corpse for the funeral! Oh my god, we do not eat the deceased! | 2018-11-07 23:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Oh my gosh, we do not use the Lord's name! I can do whatever I go******** please, you can't censor me! | 2018-11-09 16:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I can do whatever I godd[COLOR=#333333]-(USER BANNED) That's what you get for being a toxic mushroom in the chat! | 2018-11-09 21:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| That's what you get for eating a toxic mushroom in the forest! How was I supposed to know, I've never been camping before! | 2018-11-14 04:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| How was I supposed to shoot, I've never seen camping before! You do not shoot the camper, you throw a grenade at him so he explodes! | 2018-11-17 22:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You do not shoot the breeze, you throw a tease at him so he falls for you! But what if he thinks I'm being slutty? I don't want to look overly attached! | 2018-11-19 05:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| But what if she thinks I'm being a rapist? I don't want to look suspicious! Always carry chloroform with you and use it when things get risky. | 2018-11-19 09:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Always carry chlorophyll with you and use it when days get sunny. And remember, the mitochondria is not the powerhouse of the cell for plants! | 2018-11-19 16:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| And remember, Internet Explorer is not the most powerful we browser for computers! How do I skip the tutorial? | 2018-11-20 00:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| How do I skip college? Either by being a huge prodigy or by being fine without any higher education. | 2018-11-20 05:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Either by being a huge ******* or by starting a company without any higher education. Ahh, if only I had indomitable determination. | 2018-11-21 21:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Ahh, if only I had indomitable slaves. You horrible human being! Do you think that slavery was a good thing? | 2018-11-27 04:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You horrible human being! Do you think that the moon landing was a real thing? Get out of my sight, plebeian! We have more than enough information to say that we are on a round planet which is floating in space! | 2018-11-27 17:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Get out of my sight, dude! We have more than enough information to say that we are on a hot planet which is quickly rising in temperature! But we just had a really cold Thanksgiving week. That means climate change is false, right? 8D | 2018-11-28 06:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| But we just had a really cool Thanksgiving week. That means killing native Americans was good, right? 8D I guess the biggest genocides can be forgiven if enough countries are involved in them. | 2018-11-28 15:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I guess the biggest pizzas can be eaten if enough people are involved in eating them. Now you're getting it! I tested this idea in a brainstorming group, I know my ****. | 2018-11-30 06:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Now you're not getting it! I tested this idea in my sleep, I know my ****. Dreams are not reality! Anything impossible can happen in them! | 2018-11-30 10:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| CNN is not reality! Anything impossible can be published in them! Fake news! I hope you know that you look like a Cheeto with the worst blond wig imaginable. | 2018-12-04 05:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I hope you know that you look like a grey skeletor with the best black wig imaginable. Actually it's a hood, but I do appreciate the compliment. | 2018-12-04 12:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Actually it's a bit dry, but I do appreciate your cooking. Yeah, I know I could have cooked the turkey in a little more broth. I'm glad you're still enjoying it! | 2018-12-05 15:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yeah, I know I could have shot the turkey with a little more bullets. I'm glad you still forgave me! One lost turkey does not ruin our holidays. Let's celebrate! | 2018-12-07 13:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| One lost senator does not ruin our holidays. Let's celebrate! I know, but this Festival of the Goddesses would be a lot cooler if Cicero were here and not in court defending Caelius. | 2018-12-08 05:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I know, but this Festival of the Old Ones would be a lot cooler if Cthulhu were here and not in the distant realm defending his brood. Eww, how can you tolerate those vexing beings? | 2018-12-11 00:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Eww, how can you tolerate those smelly things? Because Brussels sprouts have recently been proven to prevent all cancers. I know it's gross, but I do what's necessary. | 2018-12-12 15:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Because prayers have recently been proven to prevent all disasters. I know it's time consuming, but I do what's necessary. These sure are dark ages, my fellow peasant, but perhaps we need to pray some more! | 2018-12-12 22:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| These sure are dark ages, my fellow American, but perhaps we need to make some change! And the only way to do it is to stop big corporations from bribing the government! | 2018-12-13 04:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| And the only way to do it is to stop big TNT boxes from falling from the waterfall! But Dr. Cortex, where else should we put the TNT boxes? Surely losing one failed experiment to the explosions won't stop you from achieving your goal! | 2018-12-13 14:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| But Dr. Wily, where else should we put the new bosses? Surely losing one boss fight to Mega Man won't stop you from achieving your goal! Maybe if we took the boss idea those fools created in The Run-on Sentence, we could win. | 2018-12-18 06:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Maybe if we took the boss idea those fools created in Yharnam, we could win. But even those grotesque beings can be killed by mere humans. | 2018-12-19 17:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| But even those cute beings can be killed by mere force. I don't want to think about that, I just want to love up all these cats! | 2018-12-21 02:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I don't want to talk about that, I just want to beat up all these cats! What kind of demon brought you to this world? | 2018-12-23 22:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| What kind of car brought you to this school? I know it looks like a Lamborghini, but it's really a pretty cheap car. Don't get overly excited about it. | 2019-01-04 17:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I know it looks like fun, but it's really a pretty cheap joke. Don't get overly destructive about it. They just blew up their house, but it was a joke, bro! | 2019-01-05 23:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| They just blew up in anger, but it was a joke, bro! Saying racist slurs is not something to be taken lightly. On that note, I'm gonna say the N word--Mrs. Obama, get down! | 2019-01-08 17:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Saying desperate slurs is not something to be taken seriously. On that note, I'm gonna say the D word--Mrs. Obama, bend over! I think someone needs to release you from your burden and make you sterile. | 2019-01-09 21:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I think the police needs to release non-violent drug offenders from jail and make marijuana legal. I concur. I don't think people should be imprisoned for selling drugs that are less harmful than tobacco, which is legal. | 2019-01-11 06:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I object. I actually think people should be imprisoned for selling drugs that are less interesting than tobacco or alcohol, which are the stuff of legends. There is nothing cool in destroying your health! | 2019-01-13 00:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| There is nothing cool in destroying the Twin Towers! But look at all the jokes that have spawned from the event! Surely it wasn't all bad, right? ...right? | 2019-01-15 22:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
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