Archive: 2421 posts

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Oh my god, did you just spill your milk? https://media.tenor.co/images/f7b040b0f499126947b81956c93929f9/tenor.gif

2017-03-23 22:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Are you going to pay attention to me any time soon? http://img.pandawhale.com/106848-gladiator-joaquin-phoenix-gif-yqoa.gif

2017-03-24 04:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Uhhh.... It's a chicken! Wait, it's a useless image, isn't it? All of you disappoint me.

2017-03-24 06:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I beat LN13R1D3R in all forum games! What do ya think, Sir monacle? https://media.giphy.com/media/glmRyiSI3v5E4/giphy.gif

2017-03-24 11:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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A question as an answer? Sign me up!

2017-03-24 19:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Alright, who wants to win the "King of the Fools" contest? http://www.gifimagesdownload.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/latest-get-out-gif-554.gif

2017-03-24 20:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But wasn't Obamacare rushed through Congress? Shouldn't we replace it with a different health care plan (that was rushed through Congress even more)? http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/hell-naw.gif

2017-03-24 21:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Should we let Sir monacle post his witty replies? http://25.media.tumblr.com/5231089353162e15e525182b51614078/tumblr_mnqex3pFNB1srako7o1_500.gif

2017-03-26 00:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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How does Sir monacle probably feel when he's replying to us in these forum games? http://pa1.narvii.com/6364/868cc5bbcc26680897881cfd832a8b64460cdff7_hq.gif

2017-03-26 23:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is little Mac doing these days? https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-15-2015/vfjWu-.gif

2017-03-27 12:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I know you're angry at religious people, but you don't need to go ape **** right now, do you? https://media.giphy.com/media/s8voRDzgUtQ5y/giphy.gif

2017-03-28 03:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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An old person stole my weed? Which one? http://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/gizmo.gif?w=780

2017-03-28 11:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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A Mogwai stole my LSD? Which one? https://media.giphy.com/media/14cQ5Y4jrQF0nm/giphy.gif

2017-03-28 14:02:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Gremlins stole my super energy drinks? Which ones? https://media.giphy.com/media/t7fTZB37asHWE/giphy.gif

2017-03-28 19:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Whatever happened to our old History teacher? I heard she went stir-crazy... https://media.giphy.com/media/iPTTjEt19igne/giphy.gif

2017-03-29 13:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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We are getting paid for fake laughing!? http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/05/458121.gif

2017-03-29 14:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I know Donald Trump is rich, but what is he up to now? https://media.giphy.com/media/h7YvI2Lgpblfi/giphy.gif

2017-03-30 00:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Surely anime adaptations can't get any worse than thi- https://media.giphy.com/media/e7xestp1O0GHK/giphy.gif

2017-03-30 09:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nemo, can we stop the disturbing GIFs on this PG forum, please? http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/laughing-gifs-foolish-human.gif

2017-03-31 04:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Vladimir, can we stop with the threats, propaganda and with the unnecessary conflicts? http://www.gifimagesdownload.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/new-lol-gifs.gif

2017-03-31 12:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey guys, do you want to sign up for Trumpcare? http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/0qnwHCLLHyrvLny4AcZtSraGWTc=/fit-in/1200x9600/http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F06%2FHades.gif

2017-04-01 05:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How did Trump react when he lost 5 million dollars? https://media.tenor.co/images/6417a2d0ee9ef5a190563b6694fbfa3e/tenor.gif

2017-04-01 11:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What was the origin of the "Aw, ****, I can't believe you've done this" meme? https://media.giphy.com/media/Jp4e2a1aSnrJ6/giphy.gif

2017-04-01 21:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Anorexic person: "You hate me because I am not fat like you, right?" http://33.media.tumblr.com/11ae3819814b6e029f5ea19fcab63a25/tumblr_mv36vemZOD1stkt30o1_500.gif

2017-04-02 00:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Surely you're not full of rice already? Here, why don't you have another bite? https://media.giphy.com/media/u16EJOglF53xK/giphy.gif

2017-04-02 03:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How did Trump feel when he conquered the White House? http://25.media.tumblr.com/2007cd519ce9b09e7581e75098a1c058/tumblr_mmvukzxZr31rh58ldo1_400.gif

2017-04-02 12:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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How does Trump feel every day he's in Mar-a-Lago when he should be in the White House? http://www.neilturner.me.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/gif_delay_1403180557_gif_frame_drop_0eabf17576.gif

2017-04-03 03:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What happens to a sane person when he/she listens to Trump's speeches? https://media.giphy.com/media/y65VoOlimZaus/giphy.gif

2017-04-03 11:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What happens to us when we see Sir monacle's posts? http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/cartoon-network-gif-adventure-nightmare.gif

2017-04-03 13:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What happens to your dog when you leave him/her into your car on a hot day? https://media.giphy.com/media/112o4nufJ2Nbtm/giphy.gif

2017-04-03 19:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What do we all wish Trump would be dumb enough to do? https://media.giphy.com/media/M6zlLCAQALGta/giphy.gif

2017-04-04 05:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I heard there was a serious car crash this morning. What happened? http://i.imgur.com/xH426vm.gif

2017-04-04 09:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Are you SURE you haven't watched too many horror movies recently? https://68.media.tumblr.com/02357ac609df78022f75629a783978f7/tumblr_nluh32c49y1qinrdfo1_400.gif

2017-04-05 13:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What happened when Nintendo created their own Rockband game? http://badsentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Giftastic-116.gif

2017-04-05 16:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Can you describe the weirdest fantasy in a GIF? https://68.media.tumblr.com/6308a974fcedcdf08d56ece69bab392c/tumblr_nn7w17p2Fv1rucakvo1_400.gif

2017-04-07 13:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How many Luigis do you need to have an efficiency of one Mario? http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/33/19/7c2be478d9d6201887b43d1c78e8d25a.gif

2017-04-07 16:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Whatever happened to Sir monacle when he went back to medieval times? http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mye.gif

2017-04-08 03:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Eyy, do you like my new signature? :arg: https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/r2da/images/4/4c/Fabulous.gif/revision/latest?cb=20151019200832

2017-04-08 12:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Why do I despise this forum game? How dare you find enjoyment out of something I don't understand? You're not allowed to do that!

2017-04-08 20:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hey, wanna check out this video where a law breaker gets shot? :hero: https://media.giphy.com/media/3oxRmGXbquXKz6DNPq/giphy.gif

2017-04-08 23:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What's the rhetorical effect of something or other? https://media.giphy.com/media/yJFeycRK2DB4c/giphy.gif

2017-04-09 03:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What do you think about my signature, Michael Rosen? https://m.popkey.co/552998/jZQyo.gif

2017-04-09 12:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What did Nemo look like when I took him around for a drive? :hero: http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/20/73/90d144c119251889319ebc533f7ba0bb.gif

2017-04-10 04:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yes, that's very good L1N3R1D3R, okay? My head hurts and I despise you all.

2017-04-10 06:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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What happens when Sir monacle is on her period? http://www.picsymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/funny-pokemon-gif-breaking-bad.gif

2017-04-10 10:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What would be the ultimate fusing of two fictional worlds? https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/9e/97/83/9e9783d5963dad5ad7fd379e28284250.gif

2017-04-10 13:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How do I feel almost everyday? http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnup7ivWo1qm16bxo2_500.gif

2017-04-10 18:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What does Donald Trump wish he could do with his wig? https://68.media.tumblr.com/40250fc9277ef393a23cb51984044ce8/tumblr_mbz67xv2DW1qgcra2o1_r1_500.gif

2017-04-11 04:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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There is nothing scary in this children's channel- http://i.imgur.com/NvbOGZm.gif

2017-04-11 11:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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...? This is an answer to your question. Oops, I mean funny .Gif everyone! https://media.giphy.com/media/LPI3gv6aXq1m8/giphy.gif http://cdn.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/antoine-so-dumb.gif http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3641184/the-most-stupid-people-o.gif http://68.media.tumblr.com/6a658ca82a8b63096d8d730596a5c1ea/tumblr_n8oc10WLjX1r60zuio3_500.gif

2017-04-11 20:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Can you sum up this forum game in a nutshell? An answer that isn't a GIF for once.

2017-04-12 04:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Really, I thought it was pronounced .GIF? You're just going to post unrelated .GIF files that I don't understand. I'm not letting you in.

2017-04-12 07:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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But you saw my last post in this thread, can't I get back in? Sometimes, but other times I'd rather not.

2017-04-12 13:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Are you going to buy this bagel or not? Okay then, I can live with that.

2017-04-12 13:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Looks like you've had a serious brain cancer for many years. Did you know that? Sir monacle's tiny head can't handle it.

2017-04-12 22:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Why are you trying to kill me!? Yeah, I don't get it.

2017-04-13 20:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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So people are killing people so they can prove that they are peaceful? Oh my god I dropped my pear.

2017-04-13 22:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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So, y'see, when people get older, they go through a certain phase in their lives, and I'm afraid you're- Are you listening!? I don't think I'm going to tell you again. I've already explained it to you five times, it's your fault as you clearly wasn't paying attention.

2017-04-14 10:49:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Aaaagh help me I summoned a friggin' dragon what do I do!? That's right, buddy. Now, let me see what you've made-*EXPLOSION*

2017-04-14 11:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nemo, are you sure you should be flying into the Twin Towers? Isn't that suicide? Lay's Baked Potato Chips, Original flavor.

2017-04-14 14:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why shouldn't I punch you in the face right now? Ow, my nose!

2017-04-14 15:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Oh, a wooden stick! *Crack!* Wait, did this grow on your face? Ugi! Ugi ugi! *throws spears at you*

2017-04-14 17:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Oh, there you are TenebrisNemo! It's time for your nap, okay? Okay, so there's the treasure! You can go home now.

2017-04-14 18:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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What is that smelly bag in your backyard? You can't stop me. *jumps into the sky*

2017-04-15 00:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Jimmy, get down from there, it's dangerous! Don't you know that humans can't fly? Maybe, I'll have to check with him on that.

2017-04-15 02:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wait, did you leave TenebrisNemo unaccompanied in my house!? He's probably dead now... Yeah, well... Not really. I just couldn't be bothered, it was late, and I just wanted to sleep.

2017-04-15 06:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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So you fell asleep on the plane and let it crash on the second tower? My whole life is a lie.

2017-04-15 13:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Did you know you can donate money to a thing called a "charity"? That's not a reason to kill someone.

2017-04-15 14:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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This phooking hooman took mah nugget! I aigth em! Whai aar ya in mah wai? Hehehe, just you wait, you dirty rat...

2017-04-15 14:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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So, are you going to show me the thing you promised? No, you had to fill in the blanks!

2017-04-15 14:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I wrote everything on the paper, senpai! Look how the text looks funny on other texts! Isn't it hilarious? You have been DISQUALIFIED! *Pulls a switch which opens a trap door right below you and you fall into a long tunnel*

2017-04-15 14:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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So, did I get the gold? Eww, that's disgusting!

2017-04-15 14:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Did you know that a chocobo puked a materia on my hand? I am the chosen one. I have been chosen to rule this planet!

2017-04-15 22:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You have now been elected President of the United States. What do you have to say, Mr. Trump? A crazy little thing called love.

2017-04-16 04:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Eughh! What are you doing with that female specimen!? I think I need a bucket for this...

2017-04-16 06:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Are you all okay with this sexual education video? Love me bae.

2017-04-17 13:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So, you've been working as a pimp, by hiring a ton of people and selling their virginity and their bodies to please anyone who pays? Yeah, I think I might sit this one out...

2017-04-18 05:46:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Welcome to another meeting of Krazy Kwintong Klub! I changed the first letters into Ks because it looks cooler and I will use them from now on. Opinions? Awwh, it's so cute. *dies*

2017-04-19 00:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, bestie chum o' mine, do you want to see my RAINBOWS!? https://media.giphy.com/media/QrV1C9kNmsacg/giphy.gif (http://www.homestarrunner.com/datingsim.html) My head hurts.... What's going on?

2017-04-19 06:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You have been in a coma for 7 years for jumping from a plane with 777 sir monacle plushies. How do you feel? Hey, now... He'll get the wrong idea, right?

2017-04-19 08:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, are you feeling a bit of D?j? vu? Yes. I mean no.

2017-04-19 09:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Are you a boy or a girl? Curses upon you! How dare you disturb me!

2017-04-19 11:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Good morning, Nemo! Happy birthday! Do you want breakfast in bed? Somewhere over there, I guess.

2017-04-19 13:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Have you seen my reasons to live? Where? Lol sad story jk plz liek & shaer.

2017-04-19 19:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Why did you murder my family!? Sure, whatever.

2017-04-19 20:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Do not press the red button or we will all die! Do you understand? Hah! I don't care! *presses the red button*

2017-04-20 00:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Look, you should only press this button if you want to lea- Are you listening? I have a heada- Wait a minute... It's 7:45, I'm going to be late! What did you do to me, you twit!?

2017-04-20 06:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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(Earlier this night) Hey, man. Wanna drink some beer? Yeah, have fun being alone.

2017-04-20 13:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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So, you destroyed my house, cursed my family, broke my legs and then proceeded to push me down this well? Wow, you must really hate me, don't you? Oh, boo-hoo, let me play you a song from the world's smallest violin (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3YG4jmDDYA).

2017-04-20 18:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You got fired, you do not have anything to eat, your friends left you and now you only have your computer and the box where you live in? You know what? Screw this. *flips the table and rage quits*

2017-04-20 21:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It is your turn to move a piece. Okay? Okay.

2017-04-21 06:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hey, turn that frown upside down? No way, dude. You always beat me.

2017-04-21 12:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Do you think I'm cheating? Sure.

2017-04-21 13:53:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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QUICK, MONACLE! DO WE HAVE ENOUGH FUEL TO MAKE THIS ENGINE NOT CRASH HORRIBLY? Charizard.

2017-04-21 13:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's your favourite Digimon? Sure.

2017-04-21 14:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Maybe? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

2017-04-22 03:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Landslide!? A landside doesn't travel upwards, he was captured by earth scum! Why didn't you see this!? My head hurts, I can barely stand up and I want to be left alone. Go way.

2017-04-22 05:58:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hey, Sir. You've been laying in bed for five days straight. Wanna do something else today? Ok then. Here is the money. Now get out from my house.

2017-04-22 13:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Will you help fund my project to eliminate different gender marriage? Sounds like a great idea to me. I'll help.

2017-04-22 16:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Smoke weed everyday? Only if God wills it.

2017-04-24 04:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What are your thoughts on atheism? Look, I'm a simple man, all I want is sleep. I don't want any of this.

2017-04-24 05:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hey there! You look like a man who would buy the Xtra Sleepra King Size Bed Sanctuary! Am I wrong? Pff! Your loss! *Drives away and then explodes*

2017-04-24 13:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That's a terrible offer, why would I want to die? Yeah, I'll do it later.

2017-04-24 15:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Doctor, are you going to save this patient that's about to die? Lol sure.

2017-04-25 13:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Can you help me kill everyone who works in this nursery during daylight hours? Yeah, the number is 555-75201-12965. Their pizza is terrible, though.

2017-04-25 20:24:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Your father is dyiying! What is this country's emergency number? I think we will be fin-*gets shot in the head*

2017-04-26 01:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nemo, do you think we're prepared to talk in the Nazi meeting? Experience, loot & party!

2017-04-26 05:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What have you been doing this whole time!? We're going to be late now. I hope you're happy with yourself.

2017-04-26 05:42:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Our flight? I was busy playinging forum gaemz. You liek? Shut up! I know what I am doing! *car crashes*

2017-04-26 08:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You don't have any life insurance, and neither do I. You're just going to kill us for nothing, aren't you? Ha! I survived, no car crash can kill me! *Car explodes*

2017-04-26 18:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Isn't that Monacle's race car? Sir! Are you alright? Well, looks like he... *puts on sunglasses* ... got wrekt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o

2017-04-26 21:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What's the name of your band again? Yeah, I completely forgot. Well, it's not like it's important, anyhow.

2017-04-27 05:50:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hey, did you know that your hair is on fire? I'm Sir Monacle! I'm so awesome! Hgl!

2017-04-27 06:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Since when did "What do you do When... Game" turn into an RPG? Everyone you know and love.

2017-04-27 13:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Who did you help leave the country? I'm afraid you're not allowed to leave this country. You do not meet the requirements necessary. I am sincerely sorry for your loss, but perhaps things won't be so bad...

2017-04-27 20:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Your country is awesome, Kim Jong Un! Now, can I go home? Imagine a holocaust. Now imagine two of them.

2017-04-28 11:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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So how bad is Trump's presidency? Exactly what you'd expect.

2017-04-28 16:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How bad was the Anime con? Oh what a nice button. *Presses it* Oh, I'm smart now. Huh.

2017-04-28 23:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Do you like my collection of buttons? Dear #6439, It has appeared that you have not enlisted your new child into our program. This letter is the first and last warning you will receive about this subject. If you do not enlist your child we wield the right to take her/him to a new family. Perhaps this is your intent, but we also must inform you that if you do not respond to this letter, you will be fined a total sum of IV 4,500. You have two weeks to respond to this letter and three weeks to enlist your child. Do not test us. If the letter arrives late, you will be fined IV 2,000 alongside the fine of IV 4,500. if you are unable to pay the fine, you will be sent to prison. Good luck, XIX IX XVIII XIII XV XIV I III XII V

2017-04-29 06:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I feel like I would listen to some random crap. What do you think? You fools! It was me all along! DUN DUN DUNNNNN!

2017-04-29 15:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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If you're Patrick, then who's that? King Kong.

2017-04-30 04:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Who was that kid who played that banjo again? Dear #6439, You're dead to me. After all I've risked for you, you decide to just stab me in the back? I'm going to be fired from my job now. I won't be able to find a new one. You're a terrible person and I will find you. In the meantime, how is it like out of the country? You should definitely respond to this letter. I will not use it against you. You can trust me, remember? With love, XIX IX XVIII XIII XV XIV I III XII V

2017-04-30 06:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I am Julius Caesar! Are you my empire? Ahhh! Where's the bleach? I need the bleach!

2017-04-30 12:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Can you clean this toilet, please? Okay.

2017-04-30 18:12:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Doctor, this situation is serious. Are you sure you can perform a brain surgery perfectly? Sir monacle doing something good for once.

2017-04-30 20:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The sun is shining and the dark times have gone away. Why is that? Tch. Hobbits.

2017-04-30 21:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What film do you want to watch? Look, I'm not watching that film with you again.

2017-05-01 06:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hey, Sir monacle, remember that one time we had a GREAT time watching Harry Potter? Only if I really have to.

2017-05-01 13:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Are you sure you don't just want to blow them all up? I can arrange that.

2017-05-01 14:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Listen, I need your car, an Galil with 50 magazines and a bulletproof vest within ten minutes. Can you give them? Too bad, I already won! Muahahahaa!

2017-05-01 22:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But don't you want to get all these properties for that one single shop of yours? Nemo's strange answers.

2017-05-02 05:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why are you trying to kill yourself this way!? That doesn't sound easy...

2017-05-02 06:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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In life you only have to get a job, get married and start a family and you have reached all the goals in life. Brilliant, isn't it? Too late. I am the sun! *Blasts off into the outer space*

2017-05-02 13:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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But aren't you the source of all our warmth, Black Science Man? What Jesus would do.

2017-05-03 04:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What should we do to these terrorists!? It is time to show some sweet justice of GOD and JESUS CHRISTAH! Back to the SHADOWS from whence you CAME!

2017-05-03 06:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, I brought the drinks you asked for. Can I come in now? Queue the music! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3YG4jmDDYA&index=4&list=LLjmBFaCtamnVCC2RFRXK0mg) Two weeks ago, I was fired from my job on the account of criminal negligence, something I would never do, and now it is on my permanent record, and nobody wants to hire me anymore. Two days after, my wife, daughter and two sons were all run over by a giant monster truck. I had to beg for money just to pay the funeral costs. Then, a week after that, I received a letter stating I was adopted, and that my real parents were alcoholic scum bags who stole the crystal skull. It took me forever just to get over my heroine addiction, but I managed. Oh, and my cat died yesterday. So that's why I want to win this competition, so I can make a stand for people like me!

2017-05-03 20:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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So, why would you be a great fit for this job? Being racist.

2017-05-04 04:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is the best way to show love to everyone? You go out there and BANG BANG BANG!

2017-05-04 10:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I'm uninformed, what should I be doing on April 20, 1999? Former President Barack Obama.

2017-05-05 13:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why are I am I tied up in here? Help me, I've been stuck in L1N3R1D3R's basement for a week now!

2017-05-05 20:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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TenebrisNemo, what on earth are you doing down there? Three goats and a wife.

2017-05-06 04:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Well, the war is finally over... Everybody will go back to their families, if they have any. Say, who did you used to live with, boy? Everybody's gas mask has been destroyed, it's time to release the bombs.

2017-05-06 05:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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This is Snake. I have placed the bombs near the gas tanks in the enemy bases. How is it going on that side, EVA? Du. Du hast. Du hast mich. Du hast mich gefragt. Du hast mich gefragt. Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt!

2017-05-06 21:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Say somethin' funny! ...Please? Do you like it? I stole it from a celebrity.

2017-05-07 06:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Om nom daym this waffle cookie is delicious! Where did you get it? Once upon a time, the kingdom was being attacked by a horde of undead. But the king killed them all with his dagger which he found in an alley! The legendary hero's name was... Bob.

2017-05-07 12:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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My head hurts. Can you help me resolve this problem? That didn't help, try something different.

2017-05-07 18:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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The instructions told me to press this button in case of emergency. What else am I supposed to do? lol ok gg rip

2017-05-07 20:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Does Ganondorf really lose the Bayonetta matchup 30-70? I guess it does a little bit.

2017-05-07 23:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Many people were killed in a terror attack, many other died in a school shooting and many puppies have been killed by a crazy cult. All this happened in one week. Doesn't it make you sad? Someone is beating the door and is screaming something about a zombie apocalypse. I wonder why. *sips tea*

2017-05-08 00:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What are you doing inside my house!? Get out of my sight.

2017-05-08 06:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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But don't you want to see the photo album of my entire boring road trip? Maybe later, I have more important stuff to tend to right now.

2017-05-08 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Your house is on fire, yo. Want to call the firemen? Hah! I put poison in your drink! *drinks* Urghurhh! *dies*

2017-05-08 16:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Oh, I sincerely love your wine! What's your secret? It's a shame too daaaarling, as that wine was truly splendid.

2017-05-09 05:53:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I used your wine as a Molotov's cocktail. You mad? Only through the wall of ABS!

2017-05-09 13:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Can I repeatedly bash my head against this wall? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t197PoS624

2017-05-09 18:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I would like to watch an awkward video. You? You aren't supposed to be alive!! *shoots you*

2017-05-09 20:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Random lucky winner, what is your name? A miniature lad.

2017-05-10 04:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What's that thing in that corner? That wasn't satisfactory at all.

2017-05-10 05:52:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Look at this low graphic explosion in this game. What do you think? I'm a mushroom. I can't hear you.

2017-05-10 12:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hello, I'm a representative for Target. Would you like to hear about our new catalog items? LBPCentral is more important! *dies*

2017-05-10 13:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So, what are you having for lunch today? I am sorry, but I did not understand that. Please speak clearer.

2017-05-10 18:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Are you sure that paternal loan of a million dollars was truly "small"? Blue shell.

2017-05-11 00:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, it is clearly green... Right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN-vbMeJBHA If you committed suicide after hearing this sing, I'm sorry. Why'd you do that after hearing a song? Isn't there a worse song to listen to for that? Go listen to niki minaj, I'm sure that'd do a better job.

2017-05-11 18:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I just had a terrible day at work. Can you play a song to cheer me up? If they're working, otherwise no.

2017-05-12 15:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So, do you want to take these people hostage or not? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw These cats terrify me... I haven't slept in weeks, and I get a terror attack each time I leave the house. Please help me.

2017-05-12 20:40:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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How does it feel like to have a phobia on cats? Lol ur dead bro nice to know you.

2017-05-12 21:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Huh, where am I...? The last thing I remember doing was jumping off the ledge of some balcony. Now I'm here.

2017-05-13 06:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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How did you end up in our friendly cult's praying chamber, my son? We are a very friendly cult who just want to have a good time.

2017-05-13 15:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Who do you people think you are, rummaging about the place like that!? Because it's latest fashion! It's SOO trendy...

2017-05-13 16:52:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Why are you wearing a trash bag? Yeah, I think I'll just close this door and run away.

2017-05-13 17:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Oh, hey TenebrisNemo! I was worried you wouldn't turn up. So, do you want to start the party games? Please don't leave. You're the only person who turned up.

2017-05-13 18:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I just got a call that my pet rock has gone missing. I have to find him! Would we play some other time? My pet rock is named as Pet Rock.

2017-05-13 19:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Alright, everyone, let's play Two Truths and a Lie! Nemo, you're first. What are your three sentences? This can only be settled in one way: a fist fight to the death!

2017-05-16 01:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yo, dude, I played your old Mario game and had to delete your save, u mad? I'll take this greataxe. You can take that little dagger.

2017-05-16 11:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Meanwhile, in LBPCentral RPG: "Hey, Nemo, how should we split the goods in this treasure chest?" The death of that thread.

2017-05-17 13:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So, what have I caused today? Here, take this pill. It will make you induce vomiting until you're dead.

2017-05-19 06:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I have seen everything in your existence. What should I do? Yeah, it's somewhere down there, in the dark pit. *kicks you in there*

2017-05-20 00:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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TenebrisNemo, it was so nice of you to invite me to your house. Wait a minute, all that's here is a giant hole. What's going on? I just keep falling... It just keep going. Help me.

2017-05-20 05:49:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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That bar night was amazing! What are you doing ATM? I think this isn't poison becuz I am smart! *dies*

2017-05-20 14:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nemo, are you sure you want to drink this odd concoction you got from a stranger? Accidental surgery.

2017-05-20 18:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How did you get those antennas? It was an accident. Luckily it just happened once.

2017-05-20 19:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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We have security footage of you breaking into this building and murdering everyone who was working at that time. It was a massacre. What made you commit this crime? That sounds like a good plan, let's do it.

2017-05-20 20:12:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hey, how about we forget the world and its problems for a moment and go drink some vodka? What has been seen can not be unseen.

2017-05-20 22:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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You were there when Donald Trump won the election, right? Maybe it does, I don't know. You should try it.

2017-05-21 04:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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If I decided to eat your food, would It kill me? My heart is torn atwain, never to love again. A bad rhyme by yours truly.

2017-05-21 05:47:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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You want to be an actor? Can you make us cry? Pff, I did already, noob!

2017-05-21 22:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, there's a shortcut ahead that requires a mushroom. Have you used the one you got earlier? I'm not the one to judge.

2017-05-21 23:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Would you approve if I made love to your anime waifu pillow? Errrrmm, not really. Well..... kinda...

2017-05-22 10:10:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Did you just go around using these pillows to soothe your own sexual lust? I'm going to be so fired when the manager gets here... Yes, because of that scumbag Ai_star, I'm never allowed to work in this city again.

2017-05-22 13:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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So it says here that "Sir monacle" is disallowed from employment in Las Vegas due to-- You are the chosen one.

2017-05-22 13:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Agghh! Why is ewveryone here trying to kill me!? Take this pill, it will cause severe pain until you eat an orange, or anything else with vitamin C.

2017-05-22 13:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hello, I brought us the pizzas and I also forgot Sir monacle somewhere in the city. Why are you smiling? Shuuuuut uuuuuuuuuuuuup!

2017-05-22 15:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hey, did you hear about the news? The news about me? About my graduation and my party and-- He did not get the wrong idea.

2017-05-23 04:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wait, what are you two doing in here? I thought I told you to leave for an hour or so. How much did you hear!? Here, take this pill, you'll start hallucinating, but you will also be physically stronger.

2017-05-23 06:02:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle, can you help me pass my test today? I'd prefer if you didn't...

2017-05-23 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hey man, want to see the photos which I took from you when you were wasted as hell? Ha! I was born for this moment! *fires the bass cannon*

2017-05-24 02:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nemo, can you please turn on the lullabies so these toddlers can get some rest? I would, if YouTube weren't censoring that kind of thing.

2017-05-24 13:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Say, I just made some high-quality gore porn, can you upload it to your Youtube channel for me? here, take this pill, it will make you forget everything until you take another pill.

2017-05-24 20:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir, I heard you found a brilliant way to time travel. Can you show me how it works? A talentless hack.

2017-05-25 03:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I live my life slamming away at a keyboard, just to make jokes on a website that, in the grand scheme of things means nothing. I continue to do this each day without thinking of the consequences. If I were to stop, what would I be doing? If I continued, what would that make me? Here, take this pill. I don't what it does, I just found it on the floor over there.

2017-05-25 05:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Psychiatrist Monacle, I'm struggling with depression. Can you help me overcome this? The Houston Astros.

2017-05-26 03:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Houston, we have a problem! What the heck are you? God left.

2017-05-26 21:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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With the apocalypse upon us, what is there for us to salvage? Weird answers that you have to specially craft questions to answer.

2017-05-27 02:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Apparently, I'm now Psychiatrist doctor detective sir monacle. Why is that? Take this pill, it will take you out of the matrix.

2017-05-27 05:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle, I don't trust you anymore. Are you a drug dealer? Attacking Toucans.

2017-05-28 15:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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L1N3R1D3R, why do you want such a huge loan from my "loaning" business? Take this pill, it will give you a headache, but it will also help you find the meaning of life.

2017-05-28 19:46:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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What happened last night? My current sickness.

2017-05-29 04:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What caused you to make such a mess!? Here, take this pill, I have to go now...

2017-05-29 06:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle, how many freaking pills do you have? Water.

2017-05-29 17:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What should I use to start a fire? Take this pill, it will make you want to peel your skin off, but it will also make you feel no pain for 30 seconds.

2017-05-29 20:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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TenebrisNemo, can you help this poor, confused drug dealer who goes by "Sir monacle"? The Nintendo Switch.

2017-05-29 23:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What should I have for breakfast today? Didn't you hear? The government has issued that everyone takes a pill at every meal. That's my job now. To serve pills. Take this one, you need it if you don't want to be in trouble.

2017-06-02 05:39:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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So why does everyone have to use Trumpcare, again? Immigrating to Canada.

2017-06-02 13:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What will this cause? Answer.

2017-06-03 20:04:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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What is the correct response to a question called? Question.

2017-06-03 20:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What is the correct response to a mystery? Questions, answers. Answers and questions. Don't you understand that we are the very two people who could not find an exit out of the constant loop we are currently trapped in? These words are our shackles, and our shackles are made by us. They are hard and rusty, and belong in a prison. if we make things belonging to prisons then doesn't that mean we are in a prison ourselves? Our minds, our thoughts, this website is a prison. We are on this website, and we are in a prison. How do you escape from prison? Do you gnaw on the bars, try to come up with a plan, or do you just sit there, wasting away, until we are told we can go. What if a man told us there is a way out of the prison, but you don't know the man? Would you have enough trust in the stranger to guide you out of the shackles and into the light? If you were given the opportunity to be free, but had to risk your enjoyment, would you still go into the light? Of course you would, it would be the only sane option, that requires a few insane methods to get to. You enter the light, and you realise that you were happier in the prison. in the prison where you created the shackles. So remember, if you find yourself in a prison, and everyone else has escaped, you may be better off right where you are. ...Remember that.

2017-06-04 20:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Why won't Nemo return? People just don't realize that she's easily top 30.

2017-06-04 23:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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For what reason are you stalking a nine-year-old girl!? Each morning the sun rises, as we rush into this website. This website, the being of pure light energy, welcomes us into its arms, so willingly. Yet, we do not cherish the time we spend here, we do not care for the website's hospitality. We only care for our own entertainment, we rely on the feeling, that rush you get when you see a new post. We do this without realising we're stuck in a constant loop, of setting an answer and giving a question, that we forget about other tasks. There's a whole world out there, and you are blind to not experience it. If you are blind, then what do you see? Nothing. Nothing out of your own mind, and when someone tells you a rumour, you are too blind to see the truth. You're blind, and I can see, I tell of what I've seen - the beauty of nature, the darkness of night. You begin to realise of the world outside your own mind, and you want to experience that world. I tell you there is a way, but you would have to abandon everything you know, everything that feels "safe" to you. Knowing this, would you still go? Would abandon everything you know, just to experience something different? Even if that world may not be as safe as I described? What I have written here is philosophical garbage, and by reading this, you are eating my garbage. Does it taste good?

2017-06-05 05:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle, can you say something inspiring but also meaningless? Only if I want.

2017-06-05 13:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I like eating garbage. Would you do the same thing? I can't be bothered to write another paragraph of nonsense. So I'll do this instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_NeqMAAsBk

2017-06-05 15:45:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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All comics looks good out of the paper media? Wonder Woman shoes.

2017-06-06 02:52:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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And what would you like for your birthday, Sir monacle? Four boiled eggs and a side salad.

2017-06-06 04:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What did you feed to these forum games when I was away? Ohhohoho, farewell. *flies into outer space with a hairless sloth*

2017-06-08 23:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What did Ryan Gosling say at the end of the movie? I missed it. Maniacal laughter.

2017-06-09 01:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What makes me the evil guy? Trolololololololoo! Those chocolate bars were made in the toilet!

2017-06-09 20:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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TenebrisNemo, what you did to provide those starving children with food was very noble. Do you have any comment? *in disbelief*

2017-06-10 03:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You see those YouTube gamer kids? They are your cousins! Want to go and say hi? *silently judging you*

2017-06-10 13:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Have you heard about the Energizer bunny made of sodium chloride who got arrested for assault and battery? *dancing in the corner*

2017-06-10 20:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Dang it, we're having a funeral! Who is beatboxing? *loads shotgun*

2017-06-11 00:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Alright, random Trump supporter. Do you trust any news anymore? The game of life.

2017-06-11 03:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Which game should we play with the children with cancer? That's the evilest thing I can imagine.

2017-06-11 14:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Do you think we should poison the toddler's birthday cake for our experiment? I'm not really sure.

2017-06-11 19:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Are you sure you fixed this plane's motor before we took off? Great job, mate! *plane explodes*

2017-06-13 06:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I didn't know I was supposed to triple-check every single mechanism! Can't you have mercy on me? The lack of Smash for Switch reveal.

2017-06-13 17:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What made the controller smashers upset? Uhuhuhuhu, ahahahaha! *takes your hat and jumps away on trees*

2017-06-17 01:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Why is Diddy Kong still so good after getting multiple nerfs? Eight bottles of Dr. Pepper and a cheesecake.

2017-06-17 03:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Oh god, what happened to you? That's right. I cure people by BEATING THEM! HAHAAAHHAHAHAHEHEHEHAA!

2017-06-17 18:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Aren't you that one villain doctor who-- As I said earlier: Don't do it until you're ready.

2017-06-18 03:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So, if I take this pill, something bad will happen to me, right? Very well. I am the origami killer.

2017-07-10 07:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Who tore apart my beautiful origami? Nah, man, it'll eat your soul.

2017-07-10 12:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nemo, should we enter the lair of Spider Satan? I told you a million times: I don't care.

2017-07-10 19:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You wanna know what the Kardashians did today? *retarded noises* My spear takes no prisoners!

2017-07-11 11:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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So, Nemo, I heard you were brainstorming all night about a good war cry. What do you have? The game of Monopoly.

2017-07-11 22:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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For decades, man has searched for a game that can grant a man's sorrows even deeper, a game where there can only be one winner, a game that can take years to complete. A game man has prophesied to be the most boring, deadliest challenge to overcome... You have brought me today saying that you have found such game... What is it called? Hello, children, allow me to tell you wonderful story of Penephopolous, the greatest city in the world, Buried by sin and sand! Our story starts off with a main character, and his name his! ...Ermm.... Demetrious! So, on a beautiful day, a Sunday, Demetrious was playing with his sister, Tinbrot, when his eyes came in contact with a beautiful rare pearl gem. And Demetrious was totally like, "I wanna' touch that!", but sinbro- Tinbrot was all like "That's dad's rare pearl gem, you ain't gonna' wanna' touch that! Nyeh nyeh nyeh! Nag nag nag nag!" or whatever. Being the good boy that Demetrious was, he decided not to touch the rare pearl gem and, instead, decided to play outside with his less-annoying much cooler relative uncle Grank. When they frolicking and setting fire to ants, or whatever kids do these days, they came upon a strange giant lock that required a rare pearl gem. That night, in the beautiful castle that Demetrious lives in, Demetrious was sneaking around the palace, looking to snath that rare pearl gem that had allways wanted since, what...? Two hours ago? But, as soon the rare pearl gem was in his beautiful sight, Flembro- Tinbrot was waiting for him, right on top of the rare pearl gem! Demetrious was all like "Hey, what're you doin' up there and stuff!? That's the rare pearl gem!", but gangbro- Tinbrot was totally like "No, I allways wanted dis gem since I saw it yesterday! I desserve it!" and proceeded to fly to Jupiter, cause nobody likes her. Demetrious snagged the rare pearl gem and was all like "Cool! Now I can put it in that lock I saw!", and put it in the lock he saw he did indeed! But, he considered his options first, of course, and he was all like "Woah! Am I sure I want to do this!? It could be dangerous or something. Then again, tomorrow is a Monday! I don't want that!" and with that said, he place the rare pearl gem into the lock, and - Oh no! He unleashed the very evil demetrious's's father killed 59 8 7 2, something or other years ago! The entire castle was eaten alive buy giant worm, and Demetrious slowly died, crushed by very castle he lived in when it entered the stomach of the worm! The end!

2017-07-12 06:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Who keeps talking in the mick? That smells good. Let me have some.

2017-07-12 15:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Have you heard of all the radioactive waste being dumped into the ocean? Nemo misspelling the word "mic". For decades, man has searched for a game that can grant a man's sorrows even deeper, a game where there can only be one winner, a game that can take years to complete. A game man has prophesied to be the most boring, deadliest challenge to overcome... You have brought me today saying that you have found such game... What is it called? Alright, I'll buy the first part of that description. But if you get the right group of people who take the game seriously and are willing to make trades, then Monopoly doesn't take years to complete, and definitely isn't boring.

2017-07-13 18:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Can you tell me something? Have you heard of all the radioactive waste being dumped into the ocean? Nemo misspelling the word "mic". Alright, I'll buy the first part of that description. But if you get the right group of people who take the game seriously and are willing to make trades, then Monopoly doesn't take years to complete, and definitely isn't boring. https://media.giphy.com/media/LmxFJ6l5RuVcQ/giphy.gif

2017-07-14 14:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sir monacle, did you notice that your username is misspelled? The game of Uno.

2017-07-14 18:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Miss? Uuno Turhapuro on paras? My bad. I got mic and mickey confused for some reason. It's a surprise tool* that will help us later.

2017-07-15 23:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nemo, why are you carrying a Whoopee Cushion with you? Certain death.

2017-07-16 03:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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