Archive: 1920 posts

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96zCe-jIPYU&feature=youtu.be Why help other people when they will consume your free time when you keep helping them all the time?

2017-06-09 21:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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So you can be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WAOxKOmR90 Why has Jon Bois, a brilliant writer who makes stories funny and engaging, not exploded in popularity yet?

2017-06-10 03:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Becuz me no hipster! I have lots of free time. Should I use it to indulge myself with games or do some of my unfinished projects which should have been done a long time ago?

2017-06-10 13:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Did someone say games? Why does Nintendo refuse to add more storage to their consoles when Sony and Microsoft are way ahead of them?

2017-06-10 20:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Look at this Mario Kart. LOOK AT IT! Sure, Mario gets the princess, but does Mario have a mansion? Nope! Only Luigi has a mansion! That's why you should be player 2, my friend! Wouldn't it be cool to be Luigi?

2017-06-11 00:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Two can be as bad as one. It's the loneliest number since the number one... What psychological factors cause a person to likely flub when they are in the spotlight?

2017-06-11 04:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Being a jelly. Why do women spend lots of money to get a haircut which clearly doesn't change their appearance at all?

2017-06-11 14:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Gurl, yo hair crisp! How can you prove that integration is the inverse of differentiation?

2017-06-11 19:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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My father will hear about this! Why do people use hax when they are bad in a game? Why can't they just learn to play?

2017-06-13 07:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hax money!!! How can Nintendo reveal FIFA and Mario + Rabbids for Switch, but not Animal Crossing, F-Zero, or Smash Bros?

2017-06-13 17:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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http://www.animateit.net/data/media/nov2011/1159971744304.gif Why the hell are those white psychopath rabbits from Rayman series more popular than Rayman himself?

2017-06-17 01:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lRw103wbHo If Mario has so many supposed disadvantageous matchups, then why is he still top tier?

2017-06-17 03:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The princess is in another castle. They say that you should live the moment, but would it hurt if you record small parts of it to your camera?

2017-06-17 19:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Stupid vloggers, abusing YouTube! What is that mysterious shadow appearing in the sky? Could it possibly be the first UFO sighting?

2017-06-18 03:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It's Superman! Yeah, we get it, you guessed right and beat him completely, but why won't you admit that it was pure luck?

2017-06-19 12:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I'm a beast at the game! Why do people make a profession out of gambling when it can so quickly go wrong based on chance?

2017-06-21 17:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ayyy I won 1 000 000 dollarz! If you think global warming is fake then why is the north pole melting away?

2017-07-03 18:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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FAKE NEWS! Seriously, who can defend Trump anymore?

2017-07-03 22:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Dafug man Trump is right! Eck dee! What makes you think my words burn in hell?

2017-07-08 19:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Haha, if you change the letters, you said "Satan" and "666"! 8D How could Nintendo possibly overlook the connection issues prevalent in their Left Joy-Con controllers?

2017-07-09 02:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Oh, look, a new Mario game! Well look at that, he tripped and now he is bleeding and his leg is funnily shaped. Shouldn't you call an ambulance instead of filming him?

2017-07-09 17:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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This'll go VIRAL! What is one useful application of making a Taylor series out of a function?

2017-07-10 19:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Haters gonna hate-hate-hate... If Islam is a religion of peace, then why do they support terrorism?

2017-07-11 11:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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RACIST! Using Euler's Formula, what is the inverse sine of 2 as a complex number?

2017-07-11 21:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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i r8 th8 8/8 m8 If you inspect the victim's skeleton, you can find out its sex, race and age. Didn't you know that?

2017-07-12 15:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Their sex? Ohoho... 8D Why is Nintendo not yet making a Smash Bros. or Animal Crossing game for the Switch when it would help the console sell so many more copies?

2017-07-13 18:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ssh, new ideas! How am I supposed to play forum games when you are online when I am playing them?

2017-07-15 23:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Jinx U O me A coke! Why has YouTube ruined their ad revenue this much? Have they no soul?

2017-07-16 03:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I have to say tha-[ADVERTISEMENT] Alright, Linda, answer to this question correctly and you'll get you lollipop. You have 6 friends but only 4 chairs. What should you do?

2017-07-16 11:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get the chairs! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I tried to change my user title to "Forum Game Extraordinaire", but "Forum" got censored. Why is that?

2017-07-16 20:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*L1N3R1D3R has been kicked from the server.* Let's see, that black blurry thing is getting close to us. Let's see with out glasses... what is it?

2017-07-17 21:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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DOO YAH SAHMEELLLLL WHAT THE ROOCCKK IS COOKIN'? After watching that anime, I would have to say that people have the strangest imaginations, wouldn't you agree?

2017-07-17 23:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Shut up, imbecile! That was ART! Hey, dude. I accidentally dropped your phone overboard, but you had an insurance, right?

2017-07-19 08:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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YOU ****ING ***HOLE! Censorship is a major part of media in the modern world, but should it exist in the future?

2017-07-19 19:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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[This content has been deleted from the internet.] Look, just because you thought I died and then I came back to our apartment after a week doesn't make me a Jesus, you know?

2017-07-25 23:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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HOLY JESUS MOTHER OF GOD YOU'RE ALIVE! How could people be so inconsiderate of others as to be wholeheartedly racist?

2017-07-26 03:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Quite easily actually, whitey. And so it begins.... Why?

2017-07-26 20:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Z. 8D How can you determine the intersection angle of two curves if you only know their formulas?

2017-07-28 00:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) Why?

2017-07-28 07:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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X. :arg: I still don't think Sir monacle understands that these questions are supposed to be smart. Can someone help him out?

2017-07-28 17:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sure, perhaps it's time me and him have a little talk... Why?

2017-07-29 05:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Y. :hero: Whenever there is peace, there will be conflict. Do not fear, young warrior. You've been trained for this and we will never leave your side, you know that?

2017-07-29 14:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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XD nerrrrd Why?

2017-07-30 06:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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B. :bigToggle: Why indeed? Everyone knows what the problem is and everyone could work together to solve it, but why does everybody need to destroy something before it?

2017-07-30 19:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Gah, let's kill the beast! Like Socrates once said; Why?

2017-07-31 06:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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BECUZ I WIN LOL Your inner eye has clouded over so much that it's impossible for you to see Does any emotion still reside within the depths of your heart? Having the entire world at your fingertips, Is that what you consider happiness?

2017-07-31 15:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I AM ROBOT BEEP BOOP What is the effective spring constant of two springs in series?

2017-07-31 17:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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SPRING SUCKS CUZ ALLERGYZ The summer came and is over now. What is the most effective way to spend it?

2017-08-01 19:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Summer lovin', had me a blast. Summer lovin' happened so fast. What are the main causes and effects of Down syndrome?

2017-08-02 17:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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So you are feeling... down! *ba-dum TSS!* Let me go Master, I hate you so How can I sleep my nights When my whole being cries?

2017-08-04 19:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That's not a haiku! You're getting an F-. A frog licks a tree, the frog is now feeling blue. Should you lick a tree?

2017-08-04 20:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I love me some tree lickin'! I don't understand what's occurred With poetry that sounds absurd. I guess I'll join in If that's not a sin, But why so? Have I just not heard?

2017-08-05 03:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Very good L1N3R1D3R, but..... THAT'S NOT A HAIKU! You can't do haiku, L1N3R1D3R you deep dish nut, go back to kung-fu?

2017-08-05 06:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Of course. You see, Sir monacle, my poetry Was of another form, and not haiku. I simply wrote another kind of verse Since, after all, TenebrisNemo did. So will you please accept this blank verse rhyme, Or are all non-haikus not worth your time?

2017-08-05 21:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it! STOP IT! Why won't it stop!?

2017-08-06 05:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Reezuns. Why does being "dumb" in these forum games equate to using a single word in most cases?

2017-08-06 18:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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beastiality. Why does my head hurt?

2017-08-07 15:39:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Don't worry about it! There are plenty of MLB statistics that measure a batter's capability, but which is the most accurate?

2017-08-07 17:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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We're watching football, not baseball. My head hurts constantly?

2017-08-08 06:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Ouch! If lim x-->0 (sqrt(ax+b)-3)/x = 1/3, what are a and b?

2017-08-08 18:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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C and D. I watch you while you sleep?

2017-08-12 07:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Creep! If a tree falls and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?

2017-08-12 18:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I don't know, but my father is going to hear about it! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/Draco_Mal.JPG I leave for almost two weeks and I come back to a poem storm. Can't you guys behave?

2017-08-15 10:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nope. 8) What method can be used to solve the integral of x^2/(3x^3-2) with respect to x?

2017-08-15 18:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Uhm... I, uh.. I know this one. Don't tell me, it's uhm, it's... I, uhhhhmmmm. I... I give up. Me smart guy now. Me smartererer dan L33TR0D2R. Me win award now?

2017-08-17 05:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Under that presumption, it would seem I must assume the role of a "dumb" person. How can you prove the Pythagorean Theorem using properties of triangle altitudes?

2017-08-17 17:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The triangle fits in the triangular hole. Look - can you make the potion or not?

2017-08-19 06:09:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I'm Harry Potter, Harry Harry Potter... How can you prove Euler's Identity using the MacLaurin Series of e^x, sin(x), and cos(x)?

2017-08-19 23:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Bah, forget it. You're just too dumb to understand it, L1N3R1D3R. There I was, ready to start the day, I got up, had breakfast - something light - and put my clothes on. I knew that the second I was called into work at 5:03 AM, there was peace at the forum games. I had to change that. Most people say that I have the job of a crook - I say to them "**** you". When I got there - oh boy - it was a mess. Gurren was as mad as ever, rambling on to himself about my new disguise. L1N3R1D3R, being the dorkiest dork I ever laid eyes on, was more dorkier today. Cracking jokes, doing math - the usual. The only thing that made him dorkier, is that he took part in Gurren's ramblings. Before I could even react, there gurren was - standing behind me with a butcher's knife. I believe I heard whisper something before he jagged the knife straight into my back. I couldn't hear it. In the flash of a second, there I was. On my back, about to die to the hands of that no-good gurren. The people around me - due to my suspicious behaviour - just thought I was kidding around. I waited, but no one came. The only question I could ask at that moment was.... Why? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwvVhXItl1w)

2017-08-20 05:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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https://media.giphy.com/media/vUpsDcwEFZ4yc/giphy.gif In Smash 4, Bayonetta has a ridiculous advantage state, as well as a crazy disadvantage state and a respectable neutral game. How is this fair character design?

2017-08-21 17:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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She looks hot. 8) Why?

2017-08-22 06:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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The alphabet. How did Sir monacle get this chronic problem of constantly asking "Why"?

2017-08-22 17:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I don't know, maybe you should ask him why. Why?

2017-08-22 20:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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*kills himself* How has computer technology evolved in the last half a century?

2017-08-24 04:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Horribly. Why?

2017-08-24 11:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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*universe explodes* When will TenebrisNemo return to the forum games and save everyone from the tyranny of Sir monacle?

2017-08-24 18:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Long ago in a distant land, I, sir monacle, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish TenebrisNemo wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is sir monacle! Why?

2017-08-24 20:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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*Sir monacle is banned from LBPCentral.com* How can you prove that d/dx (x^n) = n x^(n-1) ?

2017-08-24 21:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I would tell you the answer, but you're just too dumb to understand... Why?

2017-08-25 06:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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*abandons this game* Why can't Sir monacle just follow the simple rules of each forum game? It's not that difficult!

2017-08-25 17:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Why can't Sir monacle just follow the simple rules of each forum game? It's not that difficult! its easy: someone gives a smart question, and someone gives a dumb answer This is the start of it, L1N3R1D3R... First you start to break the rules, then before you know it you'll be bald, and you'll have the face of a corpse. Then you'll start to spout out ciphers, and begin to regret every life decision you've ever made. You'll become a sir monacle! Why?

2017-08-25 20:41:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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*stabs you with the magic sword* If the tyranny of evil is dead and the world is at peace, will it stay that way until the end of times?

2017-08-30 12:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nope. Why?

2017-08-31 18:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I already explained why I abandoned this thread! If the integral from 2 to 6 of f(x) = 10, then what is the integral from 1 to 3 of f(2x)?

2017-09-01 01:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You're just too short-minded to understand, L1N3R1D3R. Give me a reason to explain it. Why?

2017-09-01 07:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I took so long to respond so that you wouldn't make this game boring. How would prove that this evidence is connected to the crime?

2018-04-17 02:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Becuuz I know ith! How can we make our protagonist more interesting in this fantasy saga?

2018-04-17 12:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Kill it! Kill it with fire! Why is my life getting so busy that it takes me this long to reply to the forum games?

2018-05-20 21:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Cocaine, man! What is bravery without a dash of recklessness?

2018-05-21 11:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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https://pics.me.me/dawn-foster-dawnhfoster-stop-saying-brave-when-you-mean-racist-32928325.png When will people learn to understand the joke instead of taking everything way too seriously?

2018-06-02 03:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I'll meet you in the court, pig! If we murder the murderer, are we any better?

2018-06-02 17:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I think it was Colonel Mustard in the dining room with the revolver! Two ships set off from a perpendicular angle from a point at x m/s. How far are they away after y seconds?

2018-06-04 03:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Over the hills and far away! What should we do to the drunken sailor?

2018-06-04 13:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Deadify it. Why is my YouTube video stuck at 2% uploaded?

2018-06-05 23:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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(YouTube ad) Why do you keep complaining even though everything is fine?

2018-06-06 22:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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MOMMY! Who would you live for? Who would you die for? Would you ever kill?

2018-06-09 17:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*BANG!* Good, good... What is bravery without a dash of recklessness?

2018-06-13 23:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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https://i.imgur.com/lUvWou4.png Why is Nemo so obsessed with being reckless, getting lucky, and then saying that he was being brave?

2018-06-14 23:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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YOLO! *dieses* What makes you think that you are the linerider, even though many people have played the game?

2018-06-15 21:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Cuz lines r sexy. What would happen if an unstoppable force met an immovable object?

2018-06-19 02:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The Scottish will still win their freedom!! Why do people think that there is nothing else except blood within human bodies when they explode in movies/cartoons/animes?

2018-06-19 23:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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As I scream, aim, and fire, the death toll grows higher! How does anyone with a thinking brain who isn't greedy as crap oppose net neutrality?

2018-06-24 04:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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More guns will help! Why the hell do people keep saying that some games are the "Dark Souls" of their genre? It's stupid!

2018-06-26 22:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Dark Souls is the Dark Souls of Dark Souls! Why does the brain make the craziest combinations of thoughts you've been having in your dreams?

2018-07-03 03:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sweet dreams are made of this. How to you please someone who does not like you at all?

2018-07-15 19:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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HoW dId ThE cHiCkEn CrOsS tHe RoAd?!? Why doesn't Planet Coaster have options for multiple coaster stations and vehicle return systems?

2018-07-18 03:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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There can be only one! What are you gonna do if you get bored in the job where you're supposed to work for several years?

2018-07-21 12:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Stupid wagelords! How can you not think that socially democratic policies are good when Canada and most of Europe are using them and getting much better results than the US?

2018-07-21 18:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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More guns! Why do not people value life over religion?

2018-08-24 12:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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JESUS LOVES ME THIS I KNOW FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO Is there a way I can get my laptop's touchpad to middle click + drag?

2018-09-13 05:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Like this, you ffffffffuuuuuuuuuu... *shows a middle finger* Where is the line between flirting and rape today?

2018-09-13 22:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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EEWWWWW, HE KISSED ME!!! Why would any American vote for a candidate who is beholden to corporate interests?

2018-09-19 15:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make America great again! How would I know where you want to eat when you only say "wherever?"

2018-09-19 16:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Don't rush me! Why can't we just have an honest American media source that isn't trying to push an agenda?

2018-09-29 15:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The Russians are controlling the media! Why can I not be freed from this little and simple disease?

2018-09-29 22:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The go******** gays are spreading AIDS! How can you describe the factorial function as a recursive function?

2018-09-30 16:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Two plus two is four minus one that's three, quick maffs. If Johnny has 48 watermelons and Sarah buys 25% of them, how many watermelons does Johnny have afterwards?

2018-09-30 18:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I get it, "quarter"-melons! When will my roommate realize that's his sleep schedule is really impeding on my ability to use our room?

2018-10-05 04:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Shh! I'm sleepingz! When the hell will our internet come back?

2018-10-08 15:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Ajit_V._Pai_official_photo.jpg/220px-Ajit_V._Pai_official_photo.jpg Why aren't we taught classes on financial responsibility, which is way more applicable to everyone's life than most school classes?

2018-10-09 04:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That's it, young man, get out of the class! How am I supposed to finish any projects online when our internet was promised to come back in two days but it came back eight days later instead?

2018-10-10 01:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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That's it, young girl, get out of the class! 8D How am I supposed to finish my group project when my group can't communicate on when and where to meet?

2018-10-22 05:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Don't be so shy next time! *slams an F* How am I supposed to get sleep when others disturb it with their stupid activities?

2018-10-23 01:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Rock-a-by Nemo on the treetop... Is the public opinion really something to go by, or is it unreliable?

2018-10-31 06:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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More immigrants to TV shows! Remove Apu the immigrant from the Simpsons! If I give you the hamburger will you please shut up?

2018-11-01 14:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES! WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES! How can anybody stand for politicians who rig election methods to be in their favor?

2018-11-02 15:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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They make America best because America is good! How likely will SJWs use footage from RDR2 as a proof that gamers are "violent sadists"?

2018-11-05 18:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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THE TANOOKI SUIT IS IMMORAL!!1!!!!1!!one1!!!!1!!two!!1 How do you solve a separable differential equation with a given initial condition?

2018-11-06 05:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Everything gets right straight away when you point with a gun! Bang bang bang! Sure, preparing for Christmas early isn't wrong, but could you at least hold with the Christmas music until December the 1st?

2018-11-07 00:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS, IT'S THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR! How are college students supposed to know what they want to major in when they haven't taken the classes for it yet?

2018-11-07 03:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hahaha! Everyone else around your age knows what they want to major! (everyone = my son, who is 5 years old) Sure, doing it back then made sense, but since we now have better options thanks to science, would you at least consider using them this time?

2018-11-07 23:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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BUT MAH JESUS!!! If dy/dx = xcos^2(y) and y(2) = 5, what is y(x)?

2018-11-09 15:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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IT'S GOT TO BE A NUMBER! If Lisa is a vegan and her husband can't tolerate gluten, what would be the perfect wedding cake for them?

2018-11-09 21:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I REFUSE TO BAKE CAKES FOR VEGANS! Was the Supreme Court decision over the Colorado baker and the *** couple decided correctly?

2018-11-14 04:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL! If Arthur, King of Britons was a madman in the present time, what explains the countless other medieval citizens?

2018-11-17 22:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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​I GOT THE SWORD OUT OF THE ROCK! Why is this forum so outdated that it considers "***" a word that should be censored?

2018-11-19 05:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I KNEW IT! YOU'RE A ***! GO KILL YOURSELF! Why're dumb answers associated with loud noises and caps lock?

2018-11-19 08:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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HAHA, I'M A GIRAFFE! How can you prove the Pythagorean Theorem using altitudes and similar triangles?

2018-11-19 16:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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*snores* Doctor, I am unable to stay awake during the day and unable to be constantly sleeping during the night. Will you help me with this problem?

2018-11-20 00:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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GET 10 HOURS OF SLEEP A NIGHT! Would it be possible for me to get my own dorm room after everything I've had to deal with living with my previous roommate?

2018-11-20 05:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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SHARING IS CARING, BOIE! *another roommate moves in* Sir, would you please stop shouting? We can clearly hear you even if you speak normally. There is no need to go nuts about simple subjects.

2018-11-21 21:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I'M HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH THE GO******** AXE! Do you know why we would double the third of the submediant chord in a deceptive resolution?

2018-11-27 04:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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IDK BUT IF I GET A LIKE I WILL LITERALLY DRINK WATER! Do you know how to design a character that is genuine and memorable?

2018-11-27 17:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Shrek is love, Shrek is life. Does the gender of a candidate affect people's perceptions and voting habits concerning that candidate?

2018-11-28 06:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Those who do not vote this female candidate are misogynist pigs! My back is healthy again, doctor, but now it hurts when I move my left hand's ring finger. What does it mean?

2018-11-28 15:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Your marriage is cursed, clearly! When will people realize that making something illegal doesn't make it less common, just more dangerous?

2018-11-30 06:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I like to live dangerously! *downloads the movie for free* The ship is sinking and the captain is dead, what should we do?

2018-11-30 10:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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https://media1.tenor.com/images/ec5565b5514cca5148c437a9b39a76a7/tenor.gif?itemid=4242563 Why do so many politicians not come as advertised?

2018-12-04 05:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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They'll make America great again! The game is so bad, why do you keep playing it?

2018-12-04 09:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I'm gonna get WR, I won't settle for PB. You elected to travel this far to go to Six Flags, and you won't even ride a single roller coaster?

2018-12-05 15:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I want to go home! No matter what question I ask, you say "I dun't knuw." Can't you answer a simple "yes or no" question?

2018-12-06 22:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I don't know, can I? Why did Smash Ultimate have to come out a week and a half before my classes finished? I have the dilemma of either getting it and being distracted during finals time, which wouldn't be good for me academically, or having to endure watching people play it without being able to play it myself for a week and a half.

2018-12-07 04:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ha! Sucker! I've been asking this since you came here and I still haven't had a clear answer, so I will ask it again and again: What do you want to do?

2018-12-07 14:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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No, whatta YOU wanna do? *drunkenly falls to the ground* Why do some people think that criticizing the country of Israel is anti-Semitic?

2018-12-08 06:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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That's what a racist pig would ask! What makes you even remotely think that fighting a single person with your three friends is fair?

2018-12-11 00:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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He called me a *****! I hate that word! When will people stop looking back at centuries- and millenia-old documents for their moral authority?

2018-12-12 16:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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How dare you question our traditions! This has been a great day, but I really do not know what I want to wish for. Do you have any idea what I might like?

2018-12-12 23:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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WRONG FORUM GAME DIP****! How many ways are there to rearrange the letters of "TENEBRISNEMO"? Keep in mind the repeated E's and N's!

2018-12-13 04:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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FORGET TENEBRISNEMO, PREPARE FOR BROSITNENEME! What is the main reason that has caused the horrible cesspool that is the Sonic fanbase?

2018-12-13 15:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I ship Amy and Big the Cat!!!! Does it matter whether or not Bernie Sanders' use of the Bible is Biblically accurate, as long as it supports good?

2018-12-18 06:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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THE BIBLE NEVER TOLD US TO TOLERATE HOMOSEXUALS! For what reason does the crown belong to you and nobody else? The other candidates know how to rule this kingdom, they've been doing it for ages with the previous ruler!

2018-12-19 23:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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LET'S CUT YOUR HEAD OFF! Why does the Democratic Party have the better ideas but the worse strategies? There's no good choice!

2018-12-21 02:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! So you don't want to watch this film because you don't know anything about it. Why is that stopping you from watching it?

2018-12-23 22:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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'Cause I hate sad endings! (That's my mom, she spoils movies for herself to make sure the ending isn't sad before watching them.) Why is the online system for Smash Ultimate so bad? The ruleset should be a higher priority than the time to find a match.

2019-01-04 17:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Shut up, you just suck! Ooooooh! Why do so many people think it's cool to have depression and tell about it on the internet?

2019-01-05 23:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito. What does an economic surplus indicate, and what is the major way that it is caused?

2019-01-08 17:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It indicates your sorry work 'cause your productions are garbage! If the lead pipe was the murder weapon and Mr. Blackpepper was last seen in the dining hall, who is the one that killed him?

2019-01-09 22:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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It was Hillary Clinton! Lock her up! Lock her up! How would an individual determine what product they should consume at a certain price to maximize satisfaction?

2019-01-11 06:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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YOU NEED TO FEEL WHAT IT'S LIKE TO CHEW 5 GUM! Why do you keep playing so late if you don't want to wake up late tomorrow?

2019-01-13 00:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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School's dumb anyway, who cares? Why aren't there considerations being made to have every establishment always open to allow for people of different sleep schedules to function like other people? Being crepuscular/vespertine is common nowadays.

2019-01-15 22:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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