Archive: 1993 posts

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Turn off the lights and murder the dawn. WDYDW Kiki has a delivery for you?

2017-08-04 19:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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For meeee? That's never happened before... I'd probably return it, to be honest. What do you do when: Your realize we're really in the mind of a madman!?

2017-08-04 20:14:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Wonder if Trump's name is on the outside. 8) WDYDW the world could legitimately be screwed because of the US, Russia, and North Korea?

2017-08-05 03:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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для мать россия, товарищ! ( note: google doesn't like what "товарищ" really translates into for some reason. It's not friend, as that's "друг", "товарищ" translates into "comrade", I guess it's understandable why they wouldn't want that translated, but it's kind-of uninformative, don't you think? What do you do when: Commies take over?

2017-08-06 05:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Contemplate suicide, or try to join the government in an attempt to destroy it from the inside like Gorbachev did. WDYDW people can't come to your party?

2017-08-06 18:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I've never hosted a party in my entire life, and I live on mars. I think it's bit understandable why they can't come. What do you when: You've never hosted a party in the entirety of your life?

2017-08-07 15:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Lose a lot of memories. WDYDW you post a hypothetical situation which changes someone's past?

2017-08-07 17:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I dunno. Maybe eat breakfast afterwards. What do you do when: I'm eating breakfast?

2017-08-08 06:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Either do something on a screen or solve puzzles, probably. Or both. (Maybe eat or sleep, but who needs that? 8D) WDYDW I'm stalking you?

2017-08-08 18:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Take you to my special place, where I bring all the children I get to follow me. WWJDW: The rapture happens, and we're all stuck here in the mortal realm?

2017-08-13 06:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Joseph would probably go to Heaven. 8) WDYDW Sir monacle breaks the rules?

2017-08-14 16:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Bless his soul. VVDYDW something seems different in this post?

2017-08-15 11:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Notice it immediately. WDYOW this thread is going down the drain quickly?

2017-08-15 18:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Do something out of the blue again. What do you do when: Sir monacle spouts out: "pineapples are gross and disgusting, and I have one thing to say: Do you want sir monacle to: 1) spout some random gibberish. 2) Give a cipher that no one will decrypt. 3) Burn in the fiery pits of hell.

2017-08-16 06:53:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I would choose the first option, we would have the most fun out of that. 8D WDYDW you don't have enough money for what you want?

2017-08-16 20:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Come to the realisation that if I ->SAVE UP<- I will be able to buy the things I want. What do you do when: Someone catches us spouting out random gibberish and gets really, really nervous. It doesn't help the fact that we look like a bunch of weirdos. That person decides to: 1) Call the mental institution. 2) Call the news station. 3) Get something to eat out of the nearby vending machine.

2017-08-17 05:39:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Wonder why you aren't posting this in LBPCentral RPG. WDYDW you want to lead a Hangman game, but you never win? 8)

2017-08-17 17:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Give up on that forum game entirely. I've heard there's only two nerds that post there, anyways. What do you do when: Something happens?

2017-08-18 06:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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React in some way to it. WDYDW you have low battery on your device?

2017-08-18 17:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Quickly save befo- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MH6JZdGZcI

2017-08-18 19:02:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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I would observe Sir monacle's rule breaking. WDYDW people are so obviously misled but you can't convince them?

2017-08-19 01:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Give up trying, and start rule breaking. I really am from mars! What do you do when: You live on the same area of mars as me?

2017-08-19 05:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Immediately call NASA to rescue me. WDYDW you have party games but no friends?

2017-08-19 23:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hmm... I don't have any friends, so why would I have party games? Actually, forget I said anything - I'd just launch the party games into space or something. 8) What do you do when: Some really weird party games fall on your head?

2017-08-20 05:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Try them out and see if they're any fun. WDYDW I have a deadly laser?

2017-08-21 17:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Come to the realisation that laser pointers can do a lot of damage to someone's eyes. What do you do when: A (sort of) "romantic-action" movie falls on your head?

2017-08-22 06:10:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Sell it to someone else. WDYDW you're working on a Sudoku puzzle?

2017-08-22 16:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wish for it to be a crossword instead. What do you do when: You're working on a crossword puzzle?

2017-08-22 20:23:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Hope that there aren't too many references to celebrities. WDYDW someone has horribly disfigured your avatar?

2017-08-24 04:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I've done it to my own avatar, so why would I care if someone else does it? What do you do when: You don't care?

2017-08-24 11:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Watch YouTube. WDYDW you care?

2017-08-24 18:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Become a care bear. What do you do when: You become a care bear?

2017-08-24 20:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Be loved by some people and hated by most. WDYDW you're forced to let others control your actions?

2017-08-24 21:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Start to feel SHEEPISH! 8D What do you do when: I make a bad pun?

2017-08-25 06:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Pun-ish you. WDYDW you have to make something short but as sweet as possible?

2017-08-25 17:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Give a midget diabetes. What do you do when: I make a bad joke?

2017-08-25 20:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Ch-joke you. WDYDW there are no more good jokes left?

2017-08-25 23:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Complain, because the "joke" in your post wasn't a joke at all. It was a pun! What do you do with: A drunken sailor?

2017-08-26 06:13:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Throw him off the boat. WDYDW Sir monacle could have easily reworded his question to follow the rules?

2017-08-26 19:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What do you do with a drunken sailor, What do you do with a drunken sailor, What do you do with a drunken sailor, Earl-eye in the morning! What do you do when: I shave his belly with a rusty razor?

2017-08-27 05:16:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Not watch. WDYDW I punch you in the face?

2017-08-27 15:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sft188PlmZg What do you do when: Your face hurts?

2017-08-27 18:00:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Depends on the injury. I might only need a bandage, or I might go to the hospital. Who knows? WDYDW you're watching YouTube videos?

2017-08-29 04:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Constantly scream at the top of my lungs, why not? What do you do when: I have two heads now?

2017-08-29 06:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Slap them with my hands. http://static.koimoi.com/wp-content/new-galleries/2014/07/zor-ka-jhatka-zor-se-best-slapping-scenes-from-bollywood-1.gif WDYDW there is nothing here for you?

2017-08-30 13:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Get used to it. There's nothing but dust here on mars. What do you do when: Someone slaps you in your two heads?

2017-08-31 18:27:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Wonder if I'm a super mutant or nawh. WDYDW we're mutants now?

2017-08-31 22:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Watch ourselves on Nickelodeon. WDYDW you're taking medicine?

2017-09-01 01:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Take an overdose. what do you do when: You take an overdose of aspirin, and now you're starting to cough up blood?

2017-09-01 06:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Die, I guess. WDYDW you can't customize something how you want it?

2017-09-03 04:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Find a way. What do you do when: You can't find a way?

2017-09-03 20:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Just stick with the options they have, I guess. WDYDW absolute decimation counts the same as a hard-fought victory?

2017-09-03 22:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Well, if the goal is to kill everybody in sight, then that is the only way to get a hard-fought victory. Just send a nuke. What do you do when: I send a nuke?

2017-09-04 06:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Summon Fox McCloud out of Smash Bros. to use his down-B to reflect the nuke into the depths of space. WDYDW you're playing charades?

2017-09-04 17:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh60B0YQ7-4 What do you do when: I use clips?

2017-09-06 20:30:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Ask that you be careful when cutting around my ears. 8) WDYDW my brain is so dead that I fall back to awful puns?

2017-09-07 03:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wonder how you're still able to make puns. What do you do when: Gobble gobble b'kak?

2017-09-07 18:26:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Kill you and send you to KFC. WDYDW you accidentally spread misinformation?

2017-09-09 02:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Live on mars, where no misinformation gets misinformed. What do you do when: My back is turned?

2017-09-10 20:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Front stab you like Anthony Scaramucci. WDYDW you are a horrible waste of space?

2017-09-11 00:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Realise this, and continue being a waste of space until my inevitable death. What do you do when: I survive your pencil stab?

2017-09-12 20:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Not get caught by the teacher, luckily. WDYDW you don't know where to start, but you know you can finish?

2017-09-14 04:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Give up - If I can't start, I can't finish. What do you do when: People want you to finish, but you don't want to go?

2017-09-15 06:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Don't force myself to do something I hate, unless it will lead to future happiness. WDYDW you're talking into a microphone?

2017-09-17 19:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Realize it's unplugged, then still continue to talk into it. What do you do when: People mock your lack of skill in the flute industry?

2017-09-18 06:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Maybe go to those classes your mom is paying a fortune for. WDYDW people call you fake news?

2017-09-20 04:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sir monacle news - on time, all the time. What do you do when: I'm a news station now?

2017-09-20 18:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Call you fake news, because you most likely are. WDYDW you have a bad cold?

2017-09-21 04:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Do a good warm up. What do you do when: I make a horrible joke?

2017-09-21 20:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Empathize with you. WDYDW Trump makes himself look even worse?

2017-09-22 04:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Calm down, as it's just an instrument. What do you do when: You're bored out of your thick skull?

2017-09-22 20:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Watch YouTube videos. WDYDW YouTube's monetization crisis gets so bad that all YouTubers stop making videos?

2017-09-23 03:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Do nothing. Hell, even if it does get that bad, most Youtubers will have Patreon to fall back on. That's what it's there for. What do you do when: I say something that actually makes sense?

2017-09-23 06:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Point out small inaccuracies to make you feel dumb. 8D WDYDW I won't give you a break?

2017-09-23 22:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Have a KitKat. What do you do when: by law, It is mandatory to have a break?

2017-09-24 06:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Take it, of course. WDYDW what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?

2017-09-24 15:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Do some really shameful things. What do you do when: I do some really shameful things?

2017-09-25 06:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Participate in those shameful things. WDYDW you dunk on 'em?

2017-09-26 04:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Do it in slow motion. What do you do when: Everything is in slow motion?

2017-09-26 06:02:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Press the fast-forward button on my movie. WDYDW the President continually makes a fool of himself?

2017-09-27 04:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wonder why he didn't choose to be jester instead. What do you do when: It's hard to find a job as a court jester nowadays?

2017-09-28 06:36:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Just become a comedian instead. WDYDW your ratings are so low that you lose your career, like you lost many of your companies?

2017-09-29 04:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Contemplate suicide. What do you do when: I'm too busy contemplating suicide to play forum games?

2017-09-29 06:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Be sad that you didn't get the joke. WDYDW you don't like something everyone else likes?

2017-09-30 04:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Get on with my life, and let them get on with theirs. I see no need to try to change their minds upon what they like, just because I don't like it. What do you do when: I respect other peoples opinions unless it's an opinion about my opinion of their opinion?

2017-10-02 06:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Arrest you for perjury. WDYDW you read about someone being discriminated against?

2017-10-04 04:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Beg to get the time I spent reading that garbage back. I could've spent that time playing video games, or jerking off. What do you do when: You don't get your precious time back?

2017-10-06 06:28:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Stress eat. WDYDW you have to use the bathroom?

2017-10-07 23:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Have great regret in my decision to stress eat. What do you do when: You regret?

2017-10-08 05:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFpMEtBTxHU WDYDW you play video games?

2017-10-10 04:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Forget about having to pay my bills, forget about that time I was caught cheating on my wife, forget about my addictions, forget about my career choices, forget about having to feed my pet, forget about having to clean after myself, forget about how much time I spent writing long paragraphs that no one will read, forget about my lack I'm fashion, forget about living on mars, forget about everything. What do you do when: I forget?

2017-10-10 18:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Write a list of your chores on a Post-it note and stick it to your forehead. WDYDW you think about college?

2017-10-11 04:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sit down in my armchair next to my fireplace with a pipe in my hand, ready to start thinking. What do you do when: I'm thinking?

2017-10-11 05:54:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Try in vain to get your attention. WDYDW I want you to play a board game with me?

2017-10-12 04:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Play with you fair and square. WDYDW I come to say hello?

2017-10-31 03:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Be late because I stopped checking the forum games after two weeks. WDYDW you finally see this post?

2017-11-04 04:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Drown in a sea of posts! WDYDW Google is down?

2017-11-06 09:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Search with Bing? WDYDW when this site goes down?

2017-11-09 01:47:00 Author: mdkd99 Posts: 1172

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Press F5. WDYDW your keyboard is missing some keys?

2017-11-10 23:27:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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Move other keys that I never use to their places. WDYDW you're going to do something on your own, but then your family steals your time?

2017-11-11 00:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Have a wonderful time with your family while also being irritated. I've been there! WDYDW everyone else gets bored with the games you play?

2017-11-14 22:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Play with myself. Not in the dirty way. ​WDYDW you can't escape the innuendos?

2017-11-18 18:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Have a creepy smile all the time. WDYDW you wake up in Silent Hill?

2017-11-19 21:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Go back to sleep, peacefully. What do you do when: I sleep peacefully on top of a very quiet hill?

2017-11-23 06:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Give you a blanket. WDYDW Aeristh dies?

2017-11-24 02:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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After a quick Google search, blame it on her brother. WDYDW the cuteness is unbearable?

2017-11-28 03:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Punch a brick wall to feel manly again. WDYDW I still haven't finished games which I've had for almost two years?

2017-11-29 16:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Blame real life. WDYDW you have two projects due before winter break?

2017-12-05 04:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Suffer as I try to finish them before winter break. WDYDW it's my birthday soon?

2017-12-05 18:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Throw a party that may or may not have alcohol. WDYDW it's my dad's birthday soon?

2017-12-11 23:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Deny my fatherhood. WDYDW I am your father?

2018-01-08 21:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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https://daks2k3a4ib2z.cloudfront.net/575a31d2ce5d01dc7a20de4a/57690c200f88361e2da02bff_no%20gif.gif WDYDW you're addicted to Mario Odyssey?

2018-01-12 02:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hire a witch to turn Mario characters into pigs. WDYDW It's Pig Odyssey now?

2018-01-12 03:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Love the game even more. WDYDW there is no Mario 64 outfit for pigs?

2018-01-15 19:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Don't care. WDYDW Mario never existed?

2018-01-16 01:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Play LittleBigPlanet more. WDYDW you turn into Bernie Sanders?

2018-01-19 00:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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End my career as a politician and start my Bernie Sander Sandwich company. WDYDW it's the best sandwich company in the world?

2018-01-20 18:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Still be sad because you were the beacon of progressivism our country needed. WDYDW you get your cousin to start the company instead?

2018-01-22 17:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Live a peaceful life while the spotlights are after my cousin. WDYDW she wiggles her behind?

2018-01-23 22:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Resist the urge to compliment...her good dance skills. Right. WDYDW you see the GIF of the cat shaking his body and then Shaquille O'Neal shaking his shoulders? https://media.giphy.com/media/cPxRDvlSj9QKA/giphy.gif

2018-01-27 22:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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https://media1.tenor.com/images/8b1cb7abbd4eea95ee61219fea002763/tenor.gif?itemid=3533700 WDYDW it was just a fart?

2018-02-02 14:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Probably fail to stifle a laugh. WDYDW it's Valentine's Day?

2018-02-06 01:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Arrest Cupid for shooting people in their hearts. WDYDW you're in the saddest bunch I've ever met?

2018-02-06 15:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Bet before we're through that you can make a man out of me. WDYDW your avatar and signature have been stolen? (Hopefully trying to get gurren009 to post here...)

2018-02-07 02:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Call the LBPolice. WDYDW I can go the distance?

2018-02-07 10:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Not make a Hercules joke. WDYDW you wake up?

2018-02-09 03:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Go back to sleep, because I usually wake up way too early. WDYDW you turn into a llama?

2018-02-09 18:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Here's a llama, there's a llama, there's another little llama, funny llama, fuzzy llama, llama, llama, duck! ...what did you say? WDYDW I reference ancient memes?

2018-02-12 03:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Throw you into the void where you belong! WDYDW your soul gets sucked into a gigantic, never-ending vacuum?

2018-02-12 19:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wonder where all the dust mites are. WDYDW your clock is broken?

2018-02-16 17:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Time stopped, can't do anything! WDYDW your girlfriend is a freak?

2018-02-17 13:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Who? WDYDW you're so alone that you don't have a girlfriend, like I am?

2018-02-17 21:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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cri evritim WDYDW it's easier to catch an unicorn?

2018-02-18 18:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Catch "an" unicorn. WDYDW the English language is confusing?

2018-02-19 02:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Cope with it, because our world will always be confusing. WDYDW knife-eared ******** won't let you have fun?

2018-02-19 10:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Do the most fun school work possible. WDYDW you don't know if you messed something up until it's done?

2018-02-25 21:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Better luck next time, I guess! WDYDW your master poops himself to death?

2018-02-26 00:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Be free. WDYDW your life burns faster, so you must obey your master?

2018-03-03 17:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I tell the master: I’m pulling your strings. Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams. WDYDW Pinocchio turns hardcore?

2018-03-03 18:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wonder how his long nose will make an impact. WDYDW your pet is being annoying?

2018-03-05 20:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Annoy back. That'll teach it! WDYDW I'm now arrested from animal abuse?

2018-03-06 12:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Blame PETA for everything. WDYDW Smash for Switch just got announced?

2018-03-10 19:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Scream like a banshee. WDYDW you become deaf because of that?

2018-03-11 13:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Be mad, but also understand why you did it. WDYDW you are dead?

2018-03-11 18:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Play these forum games. WDYDW death is just another door you have to open in your long journey?

2018-03-13 16:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hopefully not go to hell. WDYDW logically, any deities could only have created the universe and can not affect us now?

2018-03-17 00:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Laugh for our freedom as we aimlessly wander around the universe until we die. WDYDW god is dead?

2018-03-17 11:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Hold the most grandiose funeral service ever. WDYDW money is controlling our politics?

2018-03-18 22:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Destroy the government, then build a new one! WDYDW history repeats itself?

2018-03-18 22:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Stop doing history, for Christ's sake. WDYDW people get offended that you speak the name of their deity in vain?

2018-03-20 04:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Tell them to cry me a river. WDYDW my imaginary friend is better than yours?

2018-03-20 12:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Laugh at your lack of social life. WDYDW your lack of extracurricular activities prevents you from getting into a college?

2018-03-23 03:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Leave the wizard tower and become a dumb barbarian instead. WDYDW you've skipped the leg day too many times?

2018-03-24 22:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Not be a physically active person. WDYDW you lift, bro?

2018-03-31 17:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Loog way doo good fo' yu. WOYDW I typed the beginning of this sentence incorrectly and you didn't notice it?

2018-03-31 20:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Be impressed. WDYDW that trick works on even the most fluent readers?

2018-04-08 19:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Use this great power with great responsibility. WDYDW Spider-Man is suddenly black?

2018-04-10 15:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Be confused, but accept the change. WDYDW a racist person hates that change?

2018-04-17 03:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Tell him not to watch the movie. WDYDW Starfire is black?

2018-04-17 12:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Build an underground shelter and wait for the end of the world. WDYDW Donald Trump is re-elected in 2020?

2018-04-21 14:16:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Try to find some of my missing "I care" plants. WDYDW a pretty boy attacks you with an electric guitar?

2018-04-21 19:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Nothing. WDYDW a samurai from Japan kills your family?

2018-04-22 12:27:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592

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Eat his family for dinner. WDYDW you use my computer and it suddenly explodes?

2018-04-22 17:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Blame Windows 10. WDYDW I'm finally back?

2018-05-20 22:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Throw you back to the grave where you got up from. WDYDW zombies are actually nice people?

2018-05-21 12:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Make artificial brain matter for their consumption. WDYDW you hear that since I was posting more frequently, I was in two car accidents, neither of which were our fault?

2018-06-02 04:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Blame the BMW drivers. WDYDW stereotypes exist for a reason?

2018-06-02 20:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Still blame the people who propagated them, since most of them are uncontrollable. WDYDW I graduate?

2018-06-04 03:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Help you to get a job. WDYDW your friends never graduate?

2018-06-04 14:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Blame the public education system. WDYDW Betsy DeVoss is actually the worst human being on earth?

2018-06-05 23:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Make a bad example from her. WDYDW you're the most average human being on earth?

2018-06-06 23:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wonder how half the population is better than me. WDYDW that sounds like I'm bragging, but it's really just the facts?

2018-06-09 17:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I try to deal with it. WDYDW Patches locks you away?

2018-06-13 23:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Finally know what that guy's name is. WDYDW Super Smash Bros. Ultimate has been announced, and Ridley is playable?

2018-06-14 23:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Comfort Samus for being in the same game with the monster who killed her parents once again. WDYDW I don't play nintendo games?

2018-06-15 22:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Shame you for not considering the Switch, now that it's getting tons of amazing games. WDYDW I am a bad friend?

2018-06-19 02:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Be disappointed but have the heart to forgive you. WDYDW it means the friendship is over?

2018-06-20 00:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Find other friends who will play Switch games with me. WDYDW the new Mario Party doesn't cram everyone in a car together?

2018-06-24 05:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Give them a thumbs up for riding smartly. WDYDW there are over 16 people in a car?

2018-06-26 22:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Get feelings of claustrophobia. WDYDW you're trying to pick between two very similar items you would be using for a long time?

2018-07-03 03:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I pick the one that will be my rival's weakness. WDYDW someone criticizes your food in your Chinese restaurant?

2018-07-15 20:17:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Do something racist probably, based on the way you framed the question. WDYDW LittleBigPlanet 3 still won't fix its numerous glitches?

2018-07-18 03:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Let it rot in peace. WDYDW the parody based on your movie got more ratings than your movie?

2018-07-21 12:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Stop making movies if I feel salty, or cooperate with the maker of the parody if I feel generous. WDYDW religious people want to remove people's freedom because of their religion?

2018-07-21 19:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fight that religion, through words or force. What they're doing is morally wrong. WDYDW your character loses to the boss in the cutscene that comes after it, even though you won the actual battle with ease?

2018-08-24 13:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Laugh at the bad storytelling. WDYDW I'm in college?

2018-09-13 05:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Laugh at you. You studied to get into the college? What a NEEERD and LOOSEEEEER! WDYDW I'm just kidding?

2018-09-13 22:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Congratulate you on your newborn baby. 8) WDYDW I tell a morally awful joke?

2018-09-19 15:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Slap you when we meet in hell. WDYDW you won't even know when you are dead?

2018-09-19 16:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Probably nothing. WDYDW your room is open for tours, but so is every other ****ing room before yours, so you don't get visited?

2018-09-29 16:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Be glad no one is poking their noses to my personal places. WDYDW I'm a friggin' hermit?

2018-09-29 22:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Come see you every now and then. WDYDW you have a group project, but people in the group aren't communicating?

2018-09-30 17:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Do my part of the project in silence. WDYDW you still get an F because they sucked?

2018-09-30 18:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Explain the situation to the teacher. WDYDW you get a terrible grade because the teacher explained something badly?

2018-10-05 04:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Teach the teacher and become the teacherer. WDYDW you can't always win?

2018-10-08 15:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Make as many people win as possible. WDYDW an assignment you thought would be easy actually turns out to be hard?

2018-10-09 05:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Try to finish it while cursing my life. WDYDW you can't stop coughing?

2018-10-10 02:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Feel empathy, but also avoid being around you for the time being. WDYDW you can't stop coughing or blowing your nose?

2018-10-22 05:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Die to suffocation, then my family will sue the slime in my body. WDYDW there's a living slime in your head/face?

2018-10-23 14:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Become content with being the living embodiment of a movie. WDYDW the censor on this forum is terrible?

2018-10-31 06:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Blame the Russian hackers. WDYDW you realize you've been living in a simulation?

2018-11-01 14:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Just start playing video games all day. WDYDW you can't get a good interest rate on your loan?

2018-11-02 15:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Refuse to accept it. WDYDW soumoan wraits laik dis?

2018-11-05 18:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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What did you just say? 8) WDYDW your pants have no pockets?

2018-11-06 05:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Carry my phone and wallet in my armpits like a maniac. WDYDW she's a maniac, a maniac!?

2018-11-07 00:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Watch her on the floor dancing like she's never danced before. WDYDW the midterms are occupying all your attention?

2018-11-07 04:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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What? My attention was elsewhere, could you repeat that question? WDYDW you're about to eat the food you've been thinking about the whole day, but then notice someone else has eaten it?

2018-11-07 23:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Get very hangry. WDYDW you can't decide what you want to do for the rest of your life right now?

2018-11-09 16:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Try to win in the lottery and never work for the rest of life. WDYDW I repeat questions?

2018-11-09 21:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Repeat answers. WDYDW you hack something?

2018-11-14 04:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Feel like the hackerman. WDYDW Star Wars is now a tool of the SJWs?

2018-11-17 22:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Still watch Star Wars movies because I don't care what critics think or how SJW's abuse it. WDYDW you could be living on your own in a dorm room?

2018-11-19 05:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Live in my current home instead because I doubt I could bring dogs there. WDYDW your pet dog vanishes when chinese people visit you?

2018-11-19 09:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Never go to Panda Express again. WDYDW the American military is still in the Middle East?

2018-11-19 16:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Try to act surprised. WDYDW there's a mouse in your room?

2018-11-20 00:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Be glad that I can play Planet Coaster on my laptop. WDYDW I take the things you say in a different context?

2018-11-20 05:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Blow more air from my nose. WDYDW you find out LBP never existed and you imagined everything?

2018-11-21 21:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Probably see a psychiatrist. WDYDW you've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth criminal?

2018-11-27 04:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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I want everybody to clear the area right now! WDYDW wild boys never chose this way?

2018-11-27 17:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Not understand the reference and not get helped by Google. WDYDW I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like?

2018-11-28 06:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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You say black I say white, you say bark I say bite. WDYDW I'm never gonna give you up?

2018-11-28 15:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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I'm never gonna let you down, run around, or desert you. WDYDW I stop the trend of quoting classic songs?

2018-11-30 06:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Quote movies instead. WDYDW you don't know what Marsellus Wallace looks like?

2018-11-30 10:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Figure out with Google that I knew his face, just not his name. WDYDW I dare you, I double dare you, mother****er?

2018-12-04 06:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Do what you want me to do if you're pointing a gun at me. WDYDW I'll be back?

2018-12-04 12:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Backstreet's back, alright! WDYDW Smash Ultimate comes out in two days?

2018-12-05 15:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Prepare my morning star. WDYDW I won't be able to play Smash Ultimate?

2018-12-07 13:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Laugh at your demise. WDYDW I won't own the game for another week, but I will be playing it with other friends in the meantime?

2018-12-08 05:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Play Dark Souls 3 for real this time. WDYDW the game you hated at first turns out to be decent at least?

2018-12-11 00:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Be glad that I persevered. (Felt that way about Breath of the Wild.) WDYDW controversy develops over Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?

2018-12-12 16:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Facepalm 'til my nose is red. WDYDW birthday just feels like any other day?

2018-12-12 22:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Realize that I'm past my prime. WDYDW you have to write seven to ten pages on an ancient fiction book that some people believe is true?

2018-12-13 04:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Write some crazy things that is as equally true as the book. WDYDW bible turns out to be true and God is pointing its giant finger at you from the clouds?

2018-12-13 14:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Notice that I apparently have bad eyesight. WDYDW you're so close to the end of the semester, but there's still a lot of work left to be done?

2018-12-18 06:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Prepare myself for another trip to work hell. WDYDW everyone is spamming?

2018-12-19 17:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Ignore the Twitch chat. WDYDW you're finally done with a big, stressful project?

2018-12-21 02:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Take a few days just to relax. WDYDW you accidentally let the evil guys win?

2018-12-23 22:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Learn from my mistakes and change up my strategy. *cough, cough* establishment Democrats *cough, cough* WDYDW you have to read older English?

2019-01-04 17:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Maketh sure it shalt be a memorable experience to thee. WDYDW you're an NPC in a video game?

2019-01-05 23:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Wait very patiently for casual players to arrive. WDYDW you're living on your own?

2019-01-08 17:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Enjoy my solitude to the fullest. I've been living my whole life with siblings... WDYDW Valkyries want to take you to Valhalla?

2019-01-09 21:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Ask if they can wait until I die, otherwise decline. WDYDW you like playing as a character you didn't think you would like?

2019-01-11 06:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Wonder why I disliked them at first, and learn from my misjudging. WDYDW a sphinx is on your way?

2019-01-13 00:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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