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Corrupt Wishes

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granted but he's a h4h sackboy noob

i wish for lbp2		2010-07-01 21:25:00

Author:
buddy_hamster123
Posts: 376

Granted, you're arrested for getting it in an illegal manner.
I wish for Mudkipz to stop going through such abuse!		2010-07-01 21:49:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but the abuse transfers to you

I wish for a superhero named Emo Man to help me get rid of this cold		2010-07-02 07:18:00

Author:
Fail4all
Posts: 106

Granted. He (flys?) over to you and steals your lungs. No more cold, see?

I wish it would be the holidays already!		2010-07-02 07:22:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

granted but you become very sick and you spend the whole holiday in bed

i wish to eat ice cream NOW!		2010-07-02 08:49:00

Author:
LegendDarkKnight
Posts: 52

granted but its melted wahhahahah

i wish for the person who corrupts this wish to die wahahaha		2010-07-02 15:50:00

Author:
buddy_hamster123
Posts: 376

Granted but *dies*

I wish i could be brung back to life.		2010-07-02 16:23:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Granted, a truck hit you 20 minutes later.

I wish to have a turtle.		2010-07-02 18:13:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted but it doesn't have a shell

I wish for a new ps3		2010-07-02 18:50:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted but im dead

I wish for a world with no cars oh and i wish to live!		2010-07-02 19:04:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Hmm so 2 wishes? I shall make the exception. First I bring you back to life.. in the form of a car! Then I remove all cars from existence. 2010-07-02 20:24:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

I wish to fail at life2010-07-02 21:03:00

Author:
Fail4all
Posts: 106

granted but then you get a crown and epiclly win hahahahaha

i wish for Joruto to be alive again ( since i killed him sorry )		2010-07-02 23:21:00

Author:
buddy_hamster123
Posts: 376

Granted, I kill him!

I wish for not having kill Joruto.		2010-07-03 01:39:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted, but you killed someone else instead.

I wish I were REALLY a cat...		2010-07-03 02:58:00

Author:
RJA00000
Posts: 387

Oopsie didn't wish last time

Granted

http://www.cats-central.com/cat-kitten-pictures/images/fat-cat-round.jpg

I wish for teh fastest interwebz evah! Gimme 50TB speed!		2010-07-03 06:02:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, it's so fast you go to the future of... THE APOCALYPSE!!!:kz:
I wish to not have to wish.		2010-07-03 07:12:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, you wish for something.

I wish to have a purple friendly dinosaur.		2010-07-03 19:10:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted its barney!!! Have fun!

I wish to be turned back to a human.		2010-07-03 19:33:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

Granted, but your a foot.

I wish to have a baby dragon!		2010-07-03 19:35:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted he burns you alive.

I wished to be human not partof a human redo my wish or else :kz:		2010-07-03 19:39:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

granted but your legs are where your arms are supposed to be and vice versa

i wish for the loading times in red dead redemption to be shorter		2010-07-04 20:48:00

Author:
buddy_hamster123
Posts: 376

Granted but you get YLOD.

I wish to have a superpower.		2010-07-05 01:49:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted but your superpower is to age incredibly fast and you die within a week.

I wish my dog would stop being such a spaz.		2010-07-05 04:12:00

Author:
Fancy_Zombie
Posts: 226

granted, now he's somehow a nuke and gets everyone in a large radius around your dog killed.
I wish to get my level done.		2010-07-05 09:26:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, your PS3 dies and you don't have the money to buy another one so you never get to publish it
I wish I had a sandwich		2010-07-05 13:51:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978

Granted, it turns into a monster and bites off your arm.
i wish for no wishes.		2010-07-05 16:37:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted but you are tormented by a genie who demands you make a wish. Every time you disobey you get a electric shock.

I wish I could access the internet from my mind.		2010-07-05 17:49:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted you can't control because you have no keyboard and mouse so all you see is the first page and the first page is this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

I wish to be king!		2010-07-05 17:59:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

granted but your sons are coming to kill you to takeover

i wish to fly		2010-07-05 18:06:00

Author:
LegendDarkKnight
Posts: 52

Granted but you go up to high and you suffocate! ^_^

I wish to be a normal human being with normal erm, legs ears ect.		2010-07-05 19:23:00

Author:
Jovuto
Posts: 2345

granted but you now have dig ears/feet

i wish to be a cheeseburger		2010-07-05 21:55:00

Author:
buddy_hamster123
Posts: 376

Granted someone eat you.

I wish to be IronMan!		2010-07-06 00:01:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted, somehow your suit rusts and you can't get out. Nobody bothers to help you escape and the world has an office party with lots of donuts.
I wish to meet Spiderpig!		2010-07-06 17:59:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

granted but hes a nice dinner umm that was tast.............

i wish for my ps3 to be un yloded		2010-07-06 22:52:00

Author:
buddy_hamster123
Posts: 376

Granted, it somehow gets RLOD
I wish for a Lego set.		2010-07-06 23:26:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted but you lose all your pieces except one that you decide to eat it.

I wish to be a pigeon! 		2010-07-07 03:24:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted but you fly too close to the ocean and get eaten by a Great White shark

I wish my drawings would upload faster :/		2010-07-07 05:47:00

Author:
Fancy_Zombie
Posts: 226

Granted, it breaks the speed of light causing it to go in the future causing a paradox.
I wish for spicy ramen.		2010-07-07 20:43:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted but it is so spicy that you die of heartburn

I wish that this game never existed.		2010-07-07 23:30:00

Author:
Tomeh999
Posts: 763

Granted. I learn about it and torture you. Like this:
The GAME		2010-07-08 00:20:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

ermm no wish ok ill do 1 4 u


i wish for the marvel pack and costumes for free

( ps i lost the game )		2010-07-08 00:46:00

Author:
buddy_hamster123
Posts: 376

Granted, you get them free, but you lose the game in under 5 days.

I wish The Game was never invented.		2010-07-08 01:22:00

Author:
AbstractFlesh
Posts: 837

Granted, you get arrested and sent to HAMSTAH JAIL!!!
EDIT:sniped.
Granted, but you're arrested for sniping me.
I wish fer a wand! Not those lame fairy ones, I mean one made of elder and phoenix feather!		2010-07-08 01:24:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted but it can't cast spells.

I wish for a puppy!		2010-07-08 04:43:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, it's a Cerberus puppy and it eats you.
I wish for some plastic.		2010-07-08 18:54:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted but you choke on it.

I wish LBP2 would come out faster.		2010-07-09 05:35:00

Author:
Daldrez
Posts: 63

Granted, you don't get it, and you lose LBP1.
I wish for floss.		2010-07-09 17:25:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, I give you some floss. But you die. Somehow.

I wish RockSauron: The Game would finally come out 		2010-07-09 17:28:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Granted, it's so bad it starts THE APOCALYPSE
I wish for 75 more thanks.
(why? I have six rep bars now, 75 thanks is 150 points, that would be then... 650)		2010-07-09 17:32:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted you get banned.

I wish for a tree that I can climb when I wan't 		2010-07-10 01:17:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted, but you break your arms and legs and ears (ears are breakable?), so you are incapable of climbing the tree and hearing noises (but only when it's too dark)

I wish PS Store opened in Latin America!		2010-07-10 01:33:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, everything costs a million US dollars.
I wish for a million US dollars.		2010-07-10 21:08:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but everything is costing a million dollars so it isn't as cool as you tought.

I wish I had a broadband connection at the speed of 1GB/s 		2010-07-10 21:15:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, it explodes.
I wish for a Poptart.		2010-07-10 21:18:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, the poptart turns out to have a companion cube in it, and it threatens to stab you.
I wish for a giant chicken who will be my friend and I will call him Fluffs.		2010-07-10 21:47:00

Author:
Daldrez
Posts: 63

Granted, I sneak my companion cube inside the chicken. It threatens to stab you.
I wish for Panda Express.		2010-07-10 21:52:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, it explodes.


i wish for a better tv		2010-07-11 23:30:00

Author:
buddy_hamster123
Posts: 376

Granted, but it turns into a rampaging TV robot, destroying everything in your house
I wish I could get more games		2010-07-11 23:56:00

Author:
jeperty
Posts: 486

Granted, they...
EXPLODE
I wish for a flash grenade.		2010-07-12 00:48:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted but it goes off in your hand making you go blind and then setting you on fire. You try to put the flames out but you can't even tell where to go. You react too slowly and get burned alive when the fire spreads out of control.

I wish for some creative juice.		2010-07-12 06:43:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, but the juice is from illegal fruit, you get arrested.
I wish for a computer mouse for my netbook.		2010-07-12 06:55:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted but the computer literate mouse gets trapped in the net that also serves as reading material and starves to death.

I wish I could move things with my mind!		2010-07-12 06:59:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted. But youhave no control over HOW and WHERE they move. You get stabbed while trying to cut bread for a sandwich....

I wish for school to finish already!!!		2010-07-12 07:04:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Oh no you didn't!

Granted but the reason it ends is because it explodes...with you in it!

I wish for a global lighting tool for reality.		2010-07-12 07:11:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Well this seems to be the way most of my answers go so...

Granted but YOU DIE.

I wish for the new iPhone 4!		2010-07-12 07:14:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, but it's the newest, legit (in a sarcastic way) HIPHONE from China!!!

I wish for a computer as powerfull as a Nasa computer!		2010-07-12 12:35:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted, but then after u turn it on it explodes!

i wish for my dog to turn into a dragon!		2010-07-12 13:36:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

Granted, tomorrow for dinner it eats Lightningbug1 porkchop.
I wish for floss.		2010-07-12 17:53:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but it's deadly so you DIE.

I wish I could stop telling people they die...		2010-07-12 17:57:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Granted, you die because...
THE GAME

I wish or a chezburger.		2010-07-12 18:01:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, here's Chezheads head in a bun...

I wish my nephew would stop being a whinge bag brat! 		2010-07-12 18:24:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, he becomes a bag whinge brat.
I wish for a burrito.		2010-07-12 18:31:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but as soon as you eat that burrito, Stephanie_Ravens copies 10 more levels 3 of them by poms.

I wish I was Super Mario in real life.		2010-07-12 18:47:00

Author:
CheesyDemon
Posts: 170

Granted, but you lives on the streets of italy as you got fired as you are a terrible plumber.

I wish I could get a PS3 for my birthday on saturday...		2010-07-12 19:06:00

Author:
The Forgotten
Posts: 316

Granted, everyone from PS3 side hates you.
I wish for hot sauce.		2010-07-12 19:12:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but the hot sauce is actually ketchup in the microwave.

I wish summer didn't go by so fast.		2010-07-12 19:20:00

Author:
CheesyDemon
Posts: 170

Granted, school is ten times longer.
I wish for some ramen.		2010-07-12 19:40:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but it will be your last ever!

I wish I always had a pack of new gum in my room.		2010-07-12 19:46:00

Author:
CheesyDemon
Posts: 170

Granted, but it's sticked under your table and already chewed.

I wish I could read Russian. (Вы хотели бы перевести мои слова, не так ли?)		2010-07-12 21:46:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

graned it goes out of control so nobody can ever sleep and people rip their eyes out

i wish for cheese		2010-07-13 01:17:00

Author:
buddy_hamster123
Posts: 376

Granted, but... it is... GREEN?!

I wish for a reaaally powerfull magnet! 		2010-07-13 14:16:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted, but then all of the metal in the world rushes at you!

i wish for something to do!		2010-07-13 15:13:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

Granted, but it's sticked under your table and already chewed.

I wish I could read Russian. (Вы хотели бы перевести мои слова, не так ли?)

Granted, but you cant read english.

I wish I could have electricity powers!		2010-07-13 18:14:00

Author:
CheesyDemon
Posts: 170

Granted, and your first job it's to fight Mr. Water, the villan that fills the city with water, causing you to get eletrocuted by your own powers ?

I wish I had sick parkour skillz!		2010-07-13 19:55:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, unluckily a nearby plane didn't have those skills.
I wish for 4.		2010-07-13 20:22:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but you only get 2,5

I wish for a RapidShare premium account!		2010-07-13 20:25:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but then your computer gets a virus, and all the memory on it (including your new account) get's erased. Then an elephant comes flying in and squashes you to death.

I wish, I wish, for a fish.		2010-07-13 22:12:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but you lose your ability to rhyme.

I wish I had something to wish!		2010-07-13 22:50:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted. (see what I did there?)
I wish to be smarter than Einstein.		2010-07-13 22:56:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted. Your brain explodes from your sudden brilliance, and you die.

I wish the zombie DLC for RDR would COME OUT ALREADY!!		2010-07-13 23:05:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted. It's REALLY buggy.

I wish for a cup of water.		2010-07-13 23:07:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted. It's salt water

I wish for a PINK PONY! YAY! lol. Seriously, I want one. Gimme.		2010-07-14 00:56:00

Author:
orang3dragon612
Posts: 243

Granted, but a bucket of tide is splashed over it, enjoy your white pony
I wish I had a twin		2010-07-14 02:12:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978

Trust me, you don't want one...

Granted, but he breaks your PS3.

I wish I had inspiration to start a level and finish it.		2010-07-14 04:10:00

Author:
Daldrez
Posts: 63

Granted. It ends up being rated with 1-star and tagged with "rubbish".

I wish people wouldn't be so serious.		2010-07-14 06:16:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

granted but then they don't get that you are joking and jump off of a cliff.

i wish that it would rain.		2010-07-14 15:42:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

Granted, your city floods, lots of cliffs go down and people lose their homes! (just like in mine sometimes, lucky we got used to it)

I wish it wasn't so cold here so I could use less than 2 jackets!		2010-07-14 15:46:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted, but then its so hot that u explode!

i wish that i could have a walrus!		2010-07-14 15:48:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

Granted, it steals all of your buckets!

I wish you to be the next user to post!		2010-07-14 15:49:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted but then someone else posts.

i wish you would post five smiley faces!		2010-07-14 15:51:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

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I wish for X-Ray googles!		2010-07-14 16:08:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted, but then u can see the presidents heart underpants and he gets mad!

i wish for a cute sackboy to come! 		2010-07-14 16:15:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

Granted, but sackboy goes "I MAH FIRI'N MAH LAZER!!!" and u die lol.

I wish I had a full auto paintinator!		2010-07-14 16:17:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted but when it doesn't work u point it at ur face to look at it and it paints ur face pink! ;D

i wish for a pot of gold! (i'll be rich!)		2010-07-14 16:18:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

Granted. I hid C4 in it.^_^
I wish for premium bundle.		2010-07-14 16:56:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

granted but it turned into a supremely bad bundle.

i wish i could ride an elephant.		2010-07-14 16:58:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

Granted, it rolls over.
I wish for a funny animated gif.		2010-07-14 17:16:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

granted but idk what a funny animated gif is so u get a smiley face

i wish for a goat.		2010-07-14 17:32:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

Granted, it kicks you to Nevada.
I wish for ramen.		2010-07-14 17:51:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but it's poisoned
I wish for an Uncorruptable wish		2010-07-14 19:05:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

granted but it's uncorrupted.

i wish for a tv in my room.		2010-07-14 20:06:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

Granted, it explodes, burning your home, computer, PS3, and all other belongings important/nonimportant to life.
I wish for a star to wish on.		2010-07-15 00:26:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, it falls on your head and u die lol again!!1eleven!1!!

I WISH MY CAPS LOCK WASN'T LOCKED!		2010-07-15 01:23:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Grantd, now shift is locked.
I wish for pi.		2010-07-15 01:30:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but it is squared.

I wish for a flying suit!		2010-07-15 01:34:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted but it flies away!

I wish I could make a level like NAO!		2010-07-15 02:48:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, it's an h4h one
I wish for a pie		2010-07-15 03:11:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted. You get a cow pie.

I wish I could think of a wish for you to corrupt.		2010-07-15 03:17:00

Author:
Starchy
Posts: 353

Granted but it's square...
I wish for a 0
OH NO! IM TOO LATE!		2010-07-15 03:17:00

Author:
koltonaugust
Posts: 1382

Granted. You can go back in time to post before me, but you accidentaly kill your parents leading to a paradox. (forget the 0!)

I wish for a giant cat!		2010-07-15 13:49:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but it eated your cookie
I wish for those dominos in gdn's sig		2010-07-15 15:02:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted, but when I try to take one of them out of the loop to give it to you, it breaks the space-time-continuous!

I wish for 20 dollars!		2010-07-15 15:06:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted. You get twenty Zimbabwe Dollars. (1 US dollar=~ 3,000,000 Zimbabwe dollars)

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.		2010-07-15 15:15:00

Author:
Starchy
Posts: 353

Granted, but now Portal is a lie.
I wish for a magic potato		2010-07-15 15:21:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

granted but then it turns into Mr. Potato Head.

I wish for a watermelon.		2010-07-15 15:40:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

(Mr. Potato Head isn't corrupted =p)
Granted but it's stuffed with dynamite.
I wish I could talk Japanese		2010-07-15 15:44:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

granted but then u insult people and they're mad.....

i wish 4 an egg

(srry bout mr. potato head i couldn't think of anything else)		2010-07-15 15:49:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

I wish you put a wish at the end of your post. =(

Edit: Hey is this the first wish to come true?		2010-07-15 15:54:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

I wish you put a wish at the end of your post. =(

k..srry! i put 1		2010-07-15 15:55:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

I wish for you to put another wish.2010-07-15 18:56:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Wish Granted, but it's by me.
I wish for world peace.		2010-07-15 19:00:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted, now world peace means world war.
I wish for anything.		2010-07-15 19:08:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

you get the plague

i wish for nothing		2010-07-15 19:53:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

granted but u get something, a headache!

i wish for a t-rex.		2010-07-15 19:55:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

Granted but it has chronic diarrhea and craps massive poo everywhere. And you have to feed it nonstop.

I wish I could never be tired.		2010-07-15 22:57:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, when you die you must stay awake inside the coffin for the eternity!

I wish I could meet a alien!		2010-07-15 23:05:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted but it takes u back 2 its planet 2 be experimented on.
i wish for my brothers to stop annoying me.		2010-07-16 01:26:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

Granted, but you get a sister and she annoys you too.

I wish for a shooting star.

:SH:		2010-07-16 01:31:00

Author:
ThePineapplizer
Posts: 769

granted but it crashes into the earth (and instead u befriend lightningbugs, much better!)

i wish 4 some pineapple and coconuts		2010-07-16 01:38:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

Granted, they cause a radiation that kills off lightning bugs. You eat them and their radiation.
I wish for MTG to be more famous.		2010-07-16 01:55:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted. MTG is now more famous by ONE person (Kiki Pilsner, who lives in a mill-van with her 32 ferrets found out about MTG while playing a Justin Bieber song back wards ).
Sadly, I still don't know what "MTG" stands for, because Kiki and I aren't on speaking terms.

I wish I knew what MTG stands for.		2010-07-18 00:48:00

Author:
swanbrown
Posts: 898

Granted, it's here. (http://www.google.com.br/)

I wish for vegetation stickers in LBP!		2010-07-18 00:52:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted but once you place one it digs in its roots. Cannot be removed. Then it begins to spread over the objects like a weed.

I wish I could play 2 games at once!		2010-07-18 02:24:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, but your PS3 still won't allow it.

I wish for a giant piece of cheese!		2010-07-18 02:26:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, you get a rat infestation!
I wish for Rank 1 in xp		2010-07-18 02:34:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted. But you obtained it in illegal ways, so CC bans you from the site and erases your account.

I wish we had a shop!		2010-07-18 03:28:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, XP sistem is removed so they can cramp in the shop.

I wish for over 9000 credits at the PS Store!		2010-07-18 03:31:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted. However, you've also obtained that in illegal ways, so Sony bans your account and bans your IP address.

I wish them dominoes would stop falling.		2010-07-18 03:34:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, I take a screen of it and post it in my sign.

I wish for awesome music!		2010-07-18 03:35:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but the creator hacks all online electronics, no matter what you do it always plays that song at all times.
I wish for a churro.		2010-07-18 03:43:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, you let it fall on hot Miami beach sand, but you somehow didn't notice, and you eat it, having the effect of pepper, salt and sand all at once.

I wish for a LBPC account!		2010-07-18 03:56:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, it's here (http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/member.php?11174-gdn001).

I wish "Firefly" had never beed cancelled.		2010-07-18 07:41:00

Author:
swanbrown
Posts: 898

Granted, Miami Vice is cancelled.

I wish GTA 5 to be in Vice City!		2010-07-18 14:03:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted but the only playable area is Vice Point, there are no vechicles, no guns, and no form of violence whatsoever. You deliver pizzas, all money is donated to charity and you earn nothing.
I wish for a mutated cow.		2010-07-18 16:55:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Okay, so a mutated cow shows up on your doorstep, one day, and as an added bonus, it can talk! Everything is great. you and the cow have a great day playing video games, and making up Justan Bieber jokes, but then the cow opens the fridge to get a pepsi, and sees a half pound of ground beef and FREAKS THE HECK OUT!
In a matter of minutes your house is trashed. computers and sterios trampled, windows broken, big cow-flop right in front of the fridge, and the Neighbors have called the cops because they heared sombody in your house screaming bloody murder!

I wish I had tickets to comicon.		2010-07-18 19:15:00

Author:
swanbrown
Posts: 898

Granted, they're fake printed ones.

I wish the next person to not talk about my sign!		2010-07-18 21:34:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted, but I Shall get EVERYONE else to talk about it!

I wish a person would post after me.		2010-07-18 21:36:00

Author:
flamingemu
Posts: 1872

Granted but my post gets deleted!!!! MUWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I wish my belly was closed. My guts are falling from my body you know...		2010-07-18 21:40:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but we're using sticky tape to keep it closed.
I wish, I could think of something to wish for. :l		2010-07-19 06:17:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted but it's so stupid that you don't even ask it so your wish can't be granted.

I wish to have some magic powers.		2010-07-19 06:20:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted, but you can only use them to give me a good wish.
I wish the 'L' key would stop coming out of my keyboard.		2010-07-19 06:30:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted., but as you put the L key in for the last time, The "enter" key pops out.2010-07-19 14:53:00

Author:
swanbrown
Posts: 898

Granted., but as you put the L key in for the last time, The "enter" key pops out.

((what do u wish 4?))		2010-07-19 15:21:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

(what do you wish for?)
I wish for a beta of lbp2		2010-07-19 18:31:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but only the really awesome creators like poms and steve_big_guns gain a code.

I wish for a LBP2 DEMO (Demo =/= Beta)		2010-07-19 18:35:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, Chuck Norris disapproves of you getting it.

I wish for a chezburger.		2010-07-19 18:40:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, it's made of worm meat! (yummy!)

I wish to be the size of a molecule.		2010-07-19 18:41:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, you're as tall as Spaff.
I wish to know who and what Tom is Private Messaging right now		2010-07-19 18:46:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

granted, but he finds out and is soooooooooooooo angry.

i wish 4 my friends to throw me a party!		2010-07-19 18:48:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

Granted, and they throw you on the Ice-cold pool during the party!

I wish for some HCl.		2010-07-19 18:51:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

your wish for Human-computer-interaction (HCI) is granted. A team of teckys and engineers comes to your house, to Analise the way you and your computer interact. weeks later, you get the results:
"your mouse sucks. get a new ergonomically designed one"
You also get a bill for 9,248 dollars and 42 cents.

I wish hadn't forgotten to make a wish for lightning to corrupt in my last post.		2010-07-19 20:28:00

Author:
swanbrown
Posts: 898

But it comes not true

i wish a pie who doenst hurt my and thath i can eat and doent leave are anything happends to the pie and nothing happend to me too		2010-07-19 20:46:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted, its inside your PS3

I wish I were a good creator		2010-07-19 20:56:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted. Stephanie_Ravens and x3-power steal your ideas and get thousands of hearts and play off of them (come one Steph, you know you do... ).

Iwishforaspear!		2010-07-19 20:59:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Grantedbutitsstucktoyoujustlikeyourwordsareallstic kyed.

I wish for acetone to unglue the words above.		2010-07-19 22:39:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted, butacetonegetstheorderwrong;
you just stuck your but to words like its all Granted. all are kyed stic

I wish for a second cowboy beebop series.		2010-07-19 23:10:00

Author:
swanbrown
Posts: 898

Granted, but it's exclusive in Brazil! (and I won't watch it)

I wish for sugar.		2010-07-19 23:25:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted but upon eating even the tiniest amount you go into a diabetic coma.

I wish I could click my fingers and everything was spotlessly cleaned up.		2010-07-20 20:08:00

Author:
OneEyedBanshee
Posts: 1370

Granted, but it also makes a black hole.
I wish to be good in Toontown.		2010-07-20 20:55:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, everyone in LBPC hates you now.

I wish to be happy! 		2010-07-20 20:58:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

You are so happy people think you're crazy and lock you up. I wish GRUB didn't break my computer.2010-07-20 21:20:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted, windows breaks your computer.

I wish I could have an avatar the size of 500 x 500!		2010-07-20 21:22:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted, but it is in inches, and it breaks the internet. I wish for more fans of Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure to befriend me.2010-07-20 21:29:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted. The creators hate you with a passion.

I wish people would "do" more instead of "promise" more.		2010-07-20 21:35:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted but you die from a black hole
I wish I didn't have allergies.		2010-07-20 21:36:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but you smell in a way that makes cats, dogs, horses and peanuts to attack you.

I wish this post doesn't gets sniped!		2010-07-20 21:38:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted. But then an elephant flies in and squashes you to death.

I wish LBPC:TG would be FINISHED ALREADY!!		2010-07-20 21:42:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but you aren't allowed to play.

I wish this wish to be corrupted by a random reason!		2010-07-20 21:58:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

George Bush corrupts it by trying to give an intellectual speech about it,
I wish my cupcake would return. T ^ T		2010-07-20 23:14:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

Granted. But it returned to slap you.
I wish for an awesome lbp Machinima to watch.		2010-07-21 00:27:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted but then a hand come out of the computer and poke your eyes and cover your ears so you can't so or hear.

I wish of a bag of peanuts.		2010-07-21 05:11:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted but then a hand come out of the computer and poke your eyes and cover your ears so you can't so or hear.

I wish of a bag of peanuts.

Granted but you were aleargic and died


I wish for an Alien Ware Laptop		2010-07-21 05:14:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted but it is from actual aliens and the government takes it away from you and arrests you for the theft of an alien ambassadors laptop.
I wish http://www.dosclassics.com/cosmic wasn't a dead forum so that I could join.		2010-07-21 07:13:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted, it's full again. Of trolls.

I wish to have my own blackhole!		2010-07-21 14:38:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted but u get sucked inside of it.

i wish that i have ice cream.		2010-07-21 15:56:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

Granted, but it's been left out of the freezer and gone soft.


I wish I had a pet penguin named Brian.		2010-07-21 16:11:00

Author:
Matimoo
Posts: 1027

Granted, but Greenpeace won't aprove it.

I wish to travel back in time.		2010-07-21 16:13:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted but then ur stuck there.

i wish that my brothers weren't soooooo annoying!		2010-07-21 16:16:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

granted but then ur stuck there.

i wish that my brothers weren't soooooo annoying!

Granted, now all of your friends are annoying.
I wish I had enough money to buy LBP2		2010-07-21 20:04:00

Author:
Unknown User

I wish I had enough money to buy LBP2

Granted, but your ps3 asplodes

I wish I could go to the release date of lbp 2 in a time machine		2010-07-21 20:36:00

Author:
bob is named bob
Posts: 64

Granted, but you accidently go back to the 80's (wich isn't so bad after all, until you find out LBP and LBPC don't exist.

I wish to get LBP3!		2010-07-21 21:13:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted. It's a Game-Shark-haxxed version of LBP.

I wish for FIRE!!		2010-07-21 23:33:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted on your face!
(maybe the best line on this site)
I wish for a way to lock my levels. (may have some glitch because I can't)		2010-07-22 04:18:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

granted but u cant even get 2 them!

i wish 4 less work!		2010-07-22 15:11:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

You lose your job and nobody else will hire you. Ever. You die alone, hungry, and penniless.
I wish I wasn't sick. (physically or mentally)		2010-07-22 17:44:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted, you die of excessive health.

I wish for a helicopter like this:
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091205232959/gtawiki/images/7/7d/Buzzardgold1.png		2010-07-22 18:31:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, it's an illegal one.
I wish for a new smilie.		2010-07-22 19:39:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted:
http://atuleirus.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/smile3.jpg

I wish for a gold plated PS3!		2010-07-22 20:39:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

It is gold plated inside and out, rendering it useless.
I wish for a better job for my skillset.		2010-07-22 22:02:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted, you don't need to clean the toilets, you now clean the tables!

I wish for a crazy font.		2010-07-22 22:57:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted. It's hieroglyphs, a language that you have to pay a professional $500 a word to read for you.

I wish I had moar bullets...		2010-07-22 23:07:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Granted, but your pistol clip capacity is reduced to 4.

I wish to be able to save computers from the blue screen of death!		2010-07-23 00:29:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, you get hit by a car before you get the chance to do anything
I wish I had a green penguin		2010-07-23 17:32:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978

granted but when u touch it u realize that the green stuff is barf.

i wish for a doggy!!!!		2010-07-23 19:44:00

Author:
lightningbug1
Posts: 515

i wish for a doggy!!!!

Granted, but it has rabbies.....unlucky

I wish LBP2 would come out sooner!		2010-07-23 20:21:00

Author:
MrFunctionality
Posts: 637

Granted, but your PS3 is YLOD
I wish for a PS3 to get RLOD. 		2010-07-23 22:32:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

granted but it now has yrlod a mixture of red and yellow light of death

i wish for sly 4		2010-07-24 04:31:00

Author:
buddy_hamster123
Posts: 376

Granted, but it's only on ebay for $1100000
I wish to get my lbp2 collector's edition now		2010-07-24 06:00:00

Author:
JspOt
Posts: 3607

Granted, but the retailers deliver a Brick to your house with this face. (http://esreality.hexus.net/files/inlineimages/2010/75378-TrollFace.png)

I wish for a surrond sound sistem!		2010-07-24 12:01:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but once you have the sound system surrounding you, it attacks!

I wish for a holiday in Paris 		2010-07-24 12:40:00

Author:
BabyDoll1970
Posts: 1567

Wish granted.

http://www.thesoundtracktoyourlife.co.uk/image.php?productid=4065

I wish my YLOD would go away.		2010-07-24 12:47:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Granted! Now your PS3 can't turn on!

I wish for a unicorn. And unicorn insurance just in case something happens to it.		2010-07-24 13:02:00

Author:
Valgee
Posts: 105

Granted, but the unicorn is actually a Llama with a cardboard cone glued to it's head and the Insurance only covers death by giant monkeys throwing exploding cheese wheels.

I wish I didn't have a cat on me while I am typing.		2010-07-24 14:09:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Wish granted. It is now a dog.

I wish I had a LBP2 beta key.		2010-07-24 16:08:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Granted but you get it 2 years after LBP2s release.

I wish I had a real Keyboard Cat.		2010-07-24 16:15:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted, but every time you try to do something, he takes it from you. Every time you seek a meaningful relationship, he plays you off. When you apply for a loan, played off. Trying to die to escape the unending torment? Played. Off.

I wish for my summer homework to be done. Well.		2010-07-24 16:31:00

Author:
Valgee
Posts: 105

It is done so well that your teachers never believe it is you who actually did it and they suspend you indefinitely for cheating.2010-07-24 18:42:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

I wish Dork didn't forgot to post a wish.2010-07-25 00:19:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but magically gets dyslexia and writes nonsense. I wish I could wish for 3 more wishes.2010-07-25 00:36:00

Author:
Amigps
Posts: 564

Granted. 3 more corrupted wishes SpongeBob!!!!

I wish for a quad BK stacker!!1!/onehundredandeleven/1!!		2010-07-25 00:44:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted but it gets stolen by Plankton!
I wish people would be more active on the ubuntu forums.		2010-07-25 06:15:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted but they all spam.

I wish to eat at Crusty Crab! 		2010-07-25 06:35:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted, but the Crusty Crab is just a cheap imitation of the real Krusty Krab.
I wish I could wish for a wish that noone could wish for.		2010-07-25 08:53:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted. You wish for Limesta to die, wich is in fact you, and only you can wish to kill yourself. (atleast according to The Fairly OddParents)

I wish for a fairy godparent!		2010-07-25 12:59:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted but you get cosmo and finnaly blow up the world

i wish for the person to corrupt this wish to eat a sandwich		2010-07-25 14:21:00

Author:
buddy_hamster123
Posts: 376

Granted, but this is the most godly sandwich in the world and when I eat it, I gain super powers and with these new found powers I vaporize your PS3.
I wish I hadn't vaporized his PS3 		2010-07-25 14:48:00

Author:
Limesta-
Posts: 559

Granted, you travel in time and disguise as santa claus. then you will give yourself a bomb disguised as present but then you realize that you vaporized yourself...

i wish that everyone else than i gets their levels dropped to 1 star and 0 hearts		2010-07-25 14:59:00

Author:
oblivios
Posts: 143

Granted, now only your levels have more than 1 star, so everybody thinks your a hacker and won't play your levels!

I wish for a talking parrot!		2010-07-25 15:02:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

granted but it only can say "do u liek mudkipz" so you go insane and kill yourself in a really funny way

i wish for my ps3 back i miss it....................		2010-07-25 16:02:00

Author:
buddy_hamster123
Posts: 376

Granted, when you get it it doesn't work:/
I wish I was home		2010-07-25 16:10:00

Author:
ExplosiveCheddar
Posts: 978

Granted, YOU CANT LEAVE HOME!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!11!/eleventhousandandonehundredandeleven/1!!

I wish everybody here talked portuguese!		2010-07-25 16:13:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted but it just so happens the Portugese government has an agreement with Axis Corporation, a pharmecutical company who specializes in zombies. Through word of mouth speakings, the world becomes zombies, and everyone eats everyone for rest of time.

The end. No more wishes. Just death.		2010-07-25 16:28:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Granted, I survived the apocalipse thanks to a Spaz-12 and some rounds. So...

I wish for Spaz-12 to all the survivors!		2010-07-25 17:16:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, but because of the zombie epidemic. Everyone got a cornea disease and can't see.
I wish I got Wanda for a godparent.		2010-07-25 18:32:00

Author:
Amigps
Posts: 564

Granted but it was Cosmo desguised.

I wish to be a fairy godparent.		2010-07-25 18:37:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609

Granted, she has to take care of Puff (or whatever the baby is called in the US version) and doesn't have time to help you.

I wish for a diamond worth 2 million that won't give me trouble with mob bosses!		2010-07-25 18:48:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Granted, you now have trouble with ninjas. You die.
I wish to get the collectors edition of LBP2.		2010-07-25 19:15:00

Author:
Super_Dork_42
Posts: 1874

Granted, but since Sony was so excited they scratched the disc making it unplayable.
I wish I got LBP2 The Collector's Edition but nothing happens to it.		2010-07-25 19:29:00

Author:
Amigps
Posts: 564

Granted. But it actually turns out to be a horrible game.

I wish, I wish I were a fish.		2010-07-25 19:42:00

Author:
Valgee
Posts: 105


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